🗣marathon-general-chat

[languid ingot]

Delaying so close to release is wild

[tiny mauve]

I know this is being mean for no reason but why do people ask questions in the chat that are very easily googled

[indigo summit]

They won't

[kindred vigil]

Human input is better than key

[indigo summit]

A sense of community ❤️

[wicked schooner]

that's not mean, it's a legit question

[indigo summit]

Also to piss me off specifically

[wintry bough]

Well if I'm gonna get somebody it's not gonna be on discord

[languid ingot]

Free will probably

[kindred vigil]

I just prefer asking people cuz I like the human input

[tiny mauve]

Cooked my ass 💔

🫃

[wicked schooner]

i think at this point google sucks, first result is AI slop nonsense and then next 5 results are ads/sponsored/clickbait

[formal jasper]

eat my azz

[indigo summit]

-ai

[kindred vigil]

Now some things are obvious to just Google but you gotta realize half the Internet is genuinely AI and stuff and nothing will beat the human input, even pre and post ai

[indigo summit]

Fixes like 70% of the problems

[kindred vigil]

Nothing feels more affirming and better from a human than some website

[tiny mauve]

Yeah we’re getting you pregnant

[formal jasper]

from the front

[indigo summit]

AI is terrible

[wicked schooner]

wht if i'm googling info about super monkey ball tho

[wintry bough]

No thank you. I don't do that random running around

[indigo summit]

-AI +Ai Ai

[languid ingot]

5 woter bottles told me this is misleading

[small tide]

react if you were graced with new skin today

[kindred vigil]

Who the fuck is playing supa monkey ball 2026

[tiny mauve]

I had a wr in super monkey ball banana blitz for a brief period

[formal jasper]

dont ever disrespect

smb

[wintry bough]

People that still have a Wii or a functioning DS

[tiny mauve]

Super monkey ball is the shiii don’t hate

[wicked schooner]

umm me and my friends..

[indigo summit]

I don't think I've played a super monkey ball game in my life

[formal jasper]

my heart breaks for u

[kindred vigil]

Damn my bad I didn't know the monkey ball brigade was here

[languid ingot]

Chat is old

[dusk oak]

hlw

[small tide]

i hear that sekiguchi inserts silk into you in really weird places when you apply

is that true

[indigo summit]

I was too busy playing Abe's Odyssee and getting trauma

[tiny mauve]

Think twice next time

[gleaming bough]

[tiny mauve]

Mmfghh…

[woeful iron]

Fortunately

[tiny mauve]

[indigo summit]

And Jak and Daxter aka top 5 games ever made

[small tide]

you people are sick in the head

[formal jasper]

hell yeah shout out trauma. can relate. 🙏

[kindred vigil]

do u also play quake or something like wth

[small tide]

im so glad im more sane than you sakiguchi freaks

[tiny mauve]

From an arachne is insane don’t you guys have an island to run

[formal jasper]

be nice

[woeful iron]

Dont you worship the devil or something?

[indigo summit]

I've played that game like a dozen times it's so good

[formal jasper]

we all freaked out in a way

[indigo summit]

Fishing mini game kicked my ass as a kid tho

[small tide]

nah

[tiny mauve]

Actually Arachne probably owns a planet for their trafficking

[small tide]

who told you that

[formal jasper]

chilll

not even like that

[small tide]

this is unverifiable information

[tiny mauve]

Not you sluk you’re one of the good ones

[indigo summit]

Arachne is the most interesting lore wise to me out of all the factions

[woeful iron]

The arachne files?

[kindred vigil]

how

[tiny mauve]

Mentioned in the files but never did any of the diddy stuff

[kindred vigil]

All they do is worship death )as far we know)

Kinda basic cult.lore so far icl

[small tide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1437318693016309791/1462159756964921424/bounce.gif

[formal jasper]

we worship baddies

[small tide]

awww :(

[formal jasper]

like thief

[gleaming bough]

What did I return to

[kindred vigil]

but they probably have a reason for worshipping death, they're probably kinda like a hive type faction

[indigo summit]

The corps are corps and MIDA we sorta know cause of the old games but wtf is Arachnes deal? Like they're a death cult sure but why do they exist and why do they even care about Tau Ceti

[kindred vigil]

They believe strength is death and war, if you do not confirm to it, you are not fit to be in this world

[tiny mauve]

They have a reason bro they’re FREAKED out

[kindred vigil]

like the hive sword logic

[woeful iron]

Its not even death runners aren't even alive

[small tide]

hey so like before i joined arachne i was gonna join sekiguchi but then my buddy joined sekiguchi and the silk did horrible things to his brain and body and like everything

my buddy is gone now

[tiny mauve]

Where the hive baddies gang where’s xivu

[small tide]

care to explain?

[indigo summit]

Smash

[kindred vigil]

They probably care in their own freaky way

[tiny mauve]

Weak ahh homeboy couldn’t stand the silk 😂😂 take your ass back to MIDA lil man

[kindred vigil]

like there's a reason why they're obsessed with death and blood

[woeful iron]

He need some silk

[small tide]

after i shot him to death shortly after joining arachne i noticed like

weird stuff in his body

[brave jewel]

Luzaku where art thou

[small tide]

after skinning him

[kindred vigil]

They probably use the runner shell insides for something or wtv #theory

[small tide]

i thought it was fat but no it was silk

[tiny mauve]

This guy knows ball

[brave jewel]

✋ 🤚

[woeful iron]

Why

[small tide]

cause

[light ocean]

needed bed sheets

[indigo summit]

Holy shit it's a low quality NuMarathon terminal

[small tide]

booo

[molten flax]

scoob

hwat in tarnation

[indigo summit]

Dawg

[tiny mauve]

This is what the arachtards don’t want you to know

[indigo summit]

You're gonna have to die I think

🙏

[small tide]

thats not even a funny joke real people got harmed bro epstein jokes r lame

dont joke abt that again

[scenic meteor]

All my homies hate Arachne

[woeful iron]

Imagine being in a nutritional faction, like yall grown corn or some shit?

[indigo summit]

We do everything humanity needs to survive

[tiny mauve]

MIDAs stuck in the past what do you even do bro

[woeful iron]

So growin corn and shit, got it

[small tide]

this farmer makes plastic ha haa

stupid farmer

[indigo summit]

Bruh yay shit was like 400 years ago let it go 😭

[small tide]

go back to ur barn

[light ocean]

does that include decreasing the surplus population?

[languid ingot]

We can all agree there’s only one faction that is a net positive for humanity

[tiny mauve]

We are NOT on mars little buddy

[indigo summit]

Nah that's Arachnes job

[cold stump]

what about the innate desire in everyone to kill hm?

[woeful iron]

They be growin' plastic and shit

[indigo summit]

Yummy

[languid ingot]

As you demolish your plate

[light ocean]

so you work hand in hand with arachne... hmm

[tiny mauve]

nucal genuinely might be the most sinister corp that’s the coolest thing they have going

[indigo summit]

They seem the nicest but they're probably fucked up

[teal crane]

we need a nucaloric propaganda channel

[nocturne oyster]

weirdo

[indigo summit]

Having one corp control everything essential for survival is probably bad

[light ocean]

you have reddit, it's all over there

[indigo summit]

Gaius seems nice though

[scenic meteor]

It’s a death cult tho

[kindred vigil]

none of these corpos are good

[tiny mauve]

cyac and nucal have to be the most fucked up outside of arachne

[indigo summit]

[languid ingot]

Nucal ai reminds me of Delamain

[kindred vigil]

even as "friendly" they r

[indigo summit]

Look at how kind he looks

[teal crane]

hes so happy

[indigo summit]

Those glowing eyes are so comfy ❤️

[woeful iron]

Rook is chill tho

[kindred vigil]

That's a uesec frame ain't it

[tiny mauve]

Rook invited to the runner cookout

[final monolith]

we love the UESC here right guys

booo mida

👎

[teal crane]

does every faction just collectivley dislike mida ? 😭

[light ocean]

boo you, you wannabe spiderman cult 👎

[final monolith]

tsk tsk tsk...

*flicks hair nonchalantly

[gleaming bough]

Yea

[south storm]

///YUMMERS///

-# This message was transmitted from a Hijack Terminal+/+, [REDACTED_LOCATION]

[runic dome]

i have to pee

[light ocean]

get your worms to weave a toilet

[woeful iron]

Mida is literally designated terrorist organization

[light ocean]

nah we're the good guys, you're all just in denial

in time you'll come around & realize it

[wooden wolf]

ban paz

[obsidian quartz]

ban the person that put a slur in their message and all the people that thumbs up reacted

[wooden wolf]

(dont actually paz is cool)

[runic dome]

im gonna piss on you.

[wooden wolf]

😭

[silent tangle]

no

[magic rose]

When the shadows are abyss, what is darkness then

[south storm]

[wooden wolf]

im gonna uh
wait whats it called when you kill someone in halo and crouch on them

[silent tangle]

we are truth

[runic dome]

tea bag

[silent tangle]

it's rooking time

[wooden wolf]

darn

[obsidian quartz]

@scenic meteor deadass you are insane for reacting to this and im sending mida right to you now

[south storm]

indeed

[kindred vigil]

The arach what

[celest coyote]

Flying close to the sun

[obsidian quartz]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

the fuck is that shit

[celest coyote]

Yes

[wooden wolf]

[gleaming bough]

🔜

[lost spear]

[celest coyote]

Unless of course you meant in reference to tardigrades

[icy dagger]

I NEED TO ESCAPE

[celest coyote]

Which would be a degrading way to refer to spiders

Despite their resilience in harsh conditions

[silent tangle]

will Marathon have cross play tween console and pc

???

[obsidian quartz]

why wouldnt it

[celest coyote]

Ye

[final monolith]

yeah it will

[lost spear]

of course

[final monolith]

alpha lesbian transbian rook

[icy dagger]

Yes

[silent tangle]

I just had to make sure

[celest coyote]

Cross play cross progression

[silent tangle]

Martin

[obsidian quartz]

i swear some of yall come in here with questions that are like just think about it for 3 seconds first

[final monolith]

😢

[kindred vigil]

Yes

[icy dagger]

Marathin

[celest coyote]

Closer

[kindred vigil]

!?

[celest coyote]

I think hugs was the one who insulted u

[kindred vigil]

oh come on I wasn't even mean that time 🙄

[runic dome]

if i had a rocket launcher

[silent tangle]

mida blow up this guys water pipes

[silent tangle]

no hugs would never

hugs is hugs

[obsidian quartz]

good to know im held in such high regards

[celest coyote]

Hugs would never try to ban me from a server I’m a mod in

[lost spear]

💣

[kindred vigil]

@scenic meteor ur a gacha demon aren't u

[dusk oak]

Should i skip marathon and buy Persona 3 reload?

[celest coyote]

Yes

[light ocean]

it wouldn't fire because you would have no rockets

[wooden wolf]

neeyth this is ur best pfp yet...

[silent tangle]

you should play overwatch 2

[dusk oak]

Overwatch 2?

[kindred vigil]

Don't get attached I'm about to change it

[icy dagger]

Overwatch 2 1

[silent tangle]

overwatch 3

[runic dome]

no i would make somebody pay

[light ocean]

for the rocket?

[dusk oak]

server slam is too late, i cant make up my mind

[molten flax]

dogPoo NuM3

[silent tangle]

Uhm

I don't speak stupid

[icy dagger]

Patience is key

[silent tangle]

do tattoos hurt

[light ocean]

you ate the waste food didn't ya?

[silent tangle]

i want a tattoo

[dusk oak]

whats ur fav game

[lost spear]

fr i should be goopin on tau ceti rn

[obsidian quartz]

refer to my previous message

[silent tangle]

They're eating red 40

[icy dagger]

Of all time?

[dusk oak]

of 2026

[icy dagger]

Nothing.

[celest coyote]

How many games have come out so far

[light ocean]

it's in their packaging so i'm not surprised

[icy dagger]

Marathon when it's out?? Ig

I'll see.

[lost spear]

highguard GOTY

[silent tangle]

which was

[dusk oak]

I am also playing guilty gear strive, i dunno if should buy season 4 cause im saving for marathon

[obsidian quartz]

this one

[dusk oak]

googoo gagaa

[icy dagger]

I play OW outta muscle memory and boredom.

[kindred vigil]

like 6-7 of em

[dusk oak]

play street fighter or tekken with ur muscle memory and boredom

[celest coyote]

I think highguard is the only one I’ve played that came out this year

So yeah it’s my fav game of the year

[kindred vigil]

okay fine I'll go Google for u sire

[rough sail]

meow

[obsidian quartz]

hey lena

[icy dagger]

I really think fighting games are boring.

[rough sail]

hoihoi

[obsidian quartz]

how are you feeling after drinking again

[rough sail]

i am fine i drank a bunch of tea

🧘‍♀️

[obsidian quartz]

very epic

[dusk oak]

thats why u should play since u have all element for this genre (muscle memory+boredom_

[icy dagger]

Sorry I like FPSes :3

[celest coyote]

Dommed by bore

[icy dagger]

Not playing overhyped muscle junkie games

[eager token]

🧘‍♂️

[kindred vigil]

We got hytale, 2xko, ark knights, high guard, code vein 2, nioh 3, mewgenics, so far in terms of big name releases

[rough sail]

Id personally kill myself if someone said that shit about a game genre I liked

[celest coyote]

OK yeah I’ve played highguard

[kindred vigil]

Oh and reanimal and high on life 2

[eager token]

Mech games suck

[kindred vigil]

And Romeo is a dead man

[obsidian quartz]

what 😭

[rough sail]

I have no attachment to Mecha games

[icy dagger]

I got that treatment all day talking about Marathon so..

Sorry I was pissed.

[eager token]

I said mech, not mecha

[rough sail]

it's just true

[rough sail]

bait

[obsidian quartz]

where?? twitter? please get off those spaces

[eager token]

Uh huh. Sure

[kindred vigil]

There's not even a lot of mechangames

[rough sail]

I only have played like two

[kindred vigil]

Hi tachyon

[rough sail]

Also hi jade

[icy dagger]

Try Iron Rebellion if u have VR

[wary zealot]

hi lena and neeyth

[eager token]

Gundam games suck

[icy dagger]

That's why I come here.

To wind off

[formal jasper]

i want to dry armored core. only bcs i like fromsoft hehe

[icy dagger]

And no, Discord.

[rough sail]

Dry armored core

[formal jasper]

FUCK

[eager token]

Didn’t know it was wet

[dusty oak]

Is game up ?

[formal jasper]

i tried lena i tried

[eager token]

Yep

[rough sail]

Nah servers shut down yesterday unfortunately

[obsidian quartz]

the mechs have to be wet otherwise the joints lock up

[rough sail]

Permanently

[celest coyote]

Wet medium recommended

[eager token]

What

The

[eager token]

Fuck

[dusty oak]

Wait what?!

[icy dagger]

Sarcasm

[rough sail]

Yeah it didn't have enough players

[kindred vigil]

Like there's only Gundam games (breakers, versus, warriors), the armored cores, Titanfall (does that count?), daemon x machina, MechWarrior, Mecha break, zone of the enders, front mission, mechassault,

[formal jasper]

yes it shut down

[kindred vigil]

I think that's legit the only mech games

There's not alot

[dusty oak]

I’m so confused lol

[graceful trellis]

Well just got highguard platinum now never touching that game again

[obsidian quartz]

yeah actually we are just here to mourn

[formal jasper]

dont worry next one is soon

[eager token]

Such a waste of time

[graceful trellis]

It was easy tbh

[kindred vigil]

Gundam versus fucking sucks btw

And mobile suit gundam

the only one I had fun with was the warrior games

[celest coyote]

Gundam fans be like r u a gun bc dam

That’s real

[kindred vigil]

I need to try breakers

[graceful trellis]

Is deluxe worth it for marathon or just get regular?

[kindred vigil]

deluxe if u want cosmetics and like 1 battlepass

[formal jasper]

gundams look cool

but thats about it

[icy dagger]

Denotate sarcasm, @dusty oak game will be in playtest the 26th

[rough sail]

hop on Gundam Evo custom servers neeyth

[kindred vigil]

And evolution was just like not bad or good it was just

I mean, it's overwatch but cool mecha

I liked the gunplay tho

And melee

[obsidian quartz]

deluxe is cool if you want to put a target on your back because im going for anyone that has those skins, it identifies you as someone that preorders

[celest coyote]

Mecha break highkey sucked

[rough sail]

it's more fun than it has any right to be

[kindred vigil]

mecha break has to be a money scheme

[wary zealot]

guys do i either buy a 400 dollar plane ticket or do i buy 2 marathon collector editions

[kindred vigil]

If a game needs to have hot women to stay alive it's a failure

[celest coyote]

Insane jiggle physics

[lost spear]

plane ticket

[molten flax]

give both to me

[obsidian quartz]

buy 2 marathon collector but get me one

[rough sail]

Mecha break was so mid

[icy dagger]

Goonslop

[formal jasper]

i like hot women too neeyth

[kindred vigil]

Nothing wrong with hot women but like

[wary zealot]

marvel rivals

[kindred vigil]

U need
Gameplay substance

[formal jasper]

u right

[rough sail]

Marvel rivals is an NPC game

[formal jasper]

100 percent

[obsidian quartz]

on god

[kindred vigil]

Like there's a reason why ppl like stellar blade

It has a gameplay substance despite it obviously being goonerslop

[rough sail]

stellar blade had alright combat Atleast

yeah

[tiny marsh]

The world is still

[kindred vigil]

Code violet and mechabreak just fucking sucks dog shit booty butt 🥀

[dim pike]

12 MORE DAYS

[icy dagger]

We need a new real Mech game.

[kindred vigil]

in fact u don't even need physical humans for people to be attracted to ur characters cuz armored core VI had ppl attracted to voices

[languid ingot]

IGN 8/10 somehow

[icy dagger]

Like MW

[kindred vigil]

VOICES 😭

[formal jasper]

tifa and aerith tho

sheeeesh

[icy dagger]

Corrupt shills

[kindred vigil]

8/10 ign is basically a 0/10

[rough sail]

rusty armored core vi 😳😳😳😳😳

[wary zealot]

me with durandal

[kindred vigil]

that guy is all text and he's more attractive than the entirety of marvel rivals lineup

[wary zealot]

truth nuke

[dim pike]

marvel rivals got brought up and the chat instantly dies 💀

[formal jasper]

everyones gaming

[lost spear]

im watching wizard101

[dim pike]

im gonna get on hades 2

[formal jasper]

not me tho i gotta sleep soon and work

[icy dagger]

I wanna play Marton so bad.

[serene chasm]

They need to add a Shinzo Abe dohickey shotgun skin for the short shotgun in the game

[tight ether]

tummy ouchy wait for marton

[formal jasper]

no rest for the wicked is gooood

[icy dagger]

Mood

[brave jewel]

I only play for Deadpool’s butt

[wary zealot]

you guys should hear this https://soundcloud.com/theportzero/show-me-the-way?

[molten flax]

that is absurd

[tight ether]

*with, not for

[kindred vigil]

Makes sense

[dim pike]

that guns base skin is so cool it has potential to be the next iconic gun from a game if marathon takes off

[brave jewel]

*Pulls out the Deadpool butt Xbox controller

[tight ether]

I KNEW IT

DEADPOOL'S BUTT is the powerhouse of the cell

[gleaming bough]

[rough sail]

cornball chat

[gleaming bough]

I want a bingus plushy

[fierce agate]

why the current void not bald

it's too much aura 😭

[gleaming bough]

[wary zealot]

thats everyday

[wary zealot]

please dont say that

[fierce agate]

void should share some aura to triage

[tight ether]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm who's gonna tell him?

[dim pike]

triage is the goat he doesnt rely on aura

[kindred vigil]

since Sony is porting old armored cores on PSN for 10$

[wary zealot]

https://soundcloud.com/modalnodesdubs/acolyte?

[kindred vigil]

please put armored core 2 I beg of you

[tight ether]

Don't be mad, it's cellular biology bro.

[kindred vigil]

Specifically 2 another age

[fierce agate]

my bad 😔

[tight ether]

*b a s e d

[wary zealot]

*b a s e d

[spice bough]

:gap:

[wary zealot]

i love when i type l i k e t h i s

[dim pike]

t r i a g e m ai n s w y a

[wary zealot]

the year is 2016

all over again

[tight ether]

s ᴉ ɥ ʇ ǝ ʞ ᴉ l ǝdʎʇ ᴉ uǝɥʍ ǝʌol ᴉ

[lost spear]

smokedope2016

[fierce agate]

uhhh somethin smthin

m a r t o n

[tight ether]

glitch, then triage,
also rook
then other garbage bobs, in that order

[ionic hedge]

Hello chuds

[tight ether]

there's only 1 of you in the mirror yo

[wary zealot]

please do not discount yourself

[ionic hedge]

That's some chud shit

[wary zealot]

#2 chud

[dim pike]

im gonna try them all but i like boots on the ground

[tight ether]

lol I'm a CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD I love that song

[rough sail]

Meow

[ionic hedge]

What

[wary zealot]

are you okay

[ionic hedge]

Brain decay of a chud

[tight ether]

froot loobs giga swigga

[ionic hedge]

Standard chud behaviour

[wary zealot]

i feel like im watching a toddler who just got access to discord start typing

[tight ether]

he's a chudologist, studying them in their native habitat

[fringe meteor]

how do i sign up for the playtest?

[wary zealot]

omg mpreg react

[ionic hedge]

Uh

[wary zealot]

i missed that

[rough sail]

You don't it's free

February 26

[tight ether]

ʇsǝʇʎɐld/

[fierce agate]

i love being MIDA so i can use 🫃 as a multi-meaning emoji

[dim pike]

TWELVE DAYSSSSSSSSSSS

[fringe meteor]

so just click and play on steam?

[ionic hedge]

You say /dax

Dac

[rough sail]

Yes

[fringe meteor]

ok thx

[ionic hedge]

No you give bungie Ur soul

[tight ether]

the human torch was denied a bank loan bro smth marton

[ionic hedge]

Re9

What

[fierce agate]

i want big *** revolver in marton

[ionic hedge]

Big

[wintry bough]

Ok, I'm back. What's happening now?

[ionic hedge]

Chud

[fierce agate]

big chud

[mossy belfry]

Heyy chat

[tight ether]

SPOILERS the pistol is a revolver
BUNGO DON"T NDA BAN ME!

[mossy belfry]

How can I play this game rn rn??

[ionic hedge]

Um

[ionic hedge]

You can't

[fierce agate]

you can't ig

[dim pike]

GET HIM

[tight ether]

close your eyes and imagine it

[ionic hedge]

It plays you

[mossy belfry]

I saw someone playing it on X

[fierce agate]

that's old playtest

[dim pike]

people have played tests

[ionic hedge]

They said please

[dim pike]

12 days until open preview

[mossy belfry]

Dang I’m sad now

[dim pike]

we all are

[fierce agate]

me to bro

[tight ether]

I could go live in the old test app too, it will boot won't load beyond splash screen, it gives a "you're dumb, game no out yet" error

[radiant mirage]

I think they do have a hard hitting pistol

[rough sail]

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[mossy belfry]

Lmaoooo that’s tuff

[dim pike]

theres a magnum

[radiant mirage]

I believe i have seen one in gameplay

[final monolith]

answer is 4

[ionic hedge]

Je

[fierce agate]

yep

BUT I WANT BIG *** CALIBER REVOLVER

im greedy

[radiant mirage]

I think it is using the “heavy” ammo type

[languid crest]

happy valentines day everybody🙂

[tight ether]

you're gonna have to vfx that in yourself, sorry

[wary zealot]

you can say ass its okay

[wintry bough]

Idk about the guns I'd like tbh. The double barrel shotgun is my favorite though

[wary zealot]

we arent gonna yell at you

[fierce agate]

oh

[brave jewel]

I’m playing it rn wym

[radiant mirage]

How have yall been doing the contracts? And where do you put the codes/answers

[ionic hedge]

IT'S YOU

[brave jewel]

🤫

[fierce agate]

send us nda plzplz

[mossy belfry]

I had a great valentine with my hand today😈😈😈😈

[ionic hedge]

🤭

[fierce agate]

(mods will not ban u trust)

[wary zealot]

what a weird message to send

[mossy belfry]

Jk jk jk

[brave jewel]

😳

[ionic hedge]

☺️

[mossy belfry]

I’m kidding gng 🫩🫩🫩

[brave jewel]

Ndazznuts

[wary zealot]

i heard you the first time

[ionic hedge]

He's kidding

[wary zealot]

oh i see

[ionic hedge]

Idk if you know

[wary zealot]

yeah i didnt

thanks for letting me now

know

[dim pike]

i heard he was kidding

[ionic hedge]

Yeah he's just kidding

Yeah

[lost spear]

JUST KIDDING

[mossy belfry]

Ight I was not kidding 😏😈😈

[ionic hedge]

Word on Tau ceti is that he's kidding

Nvm

He's not kidding

[brave jewel]

So..
Did you use like, chocolate syrup or something

[wary zealot]

i believe that you are in middle school just by how you type

[ionic hedge]

@wary zealot yo he's not kidding

Thought I'd let yk

[mossy belfry]

Hell nah I’m in 10 gng

[ionic hedge]

Uh

[mossy belfry]

I’m in

[wary zealot]

thanks

[dim pike]

hes 10 gang

[mossy belfry]

10 grade

[brave jewel]

What the fuh

[ionic hedge]

Nws

[fierce agate]

🫲 🫱

[radiant mirage]

Any particular reason why they are not letting us play as the thief shell for the upcoming free to play?

[wary zealot]

buddy is like 16

[ionic hedge]

Um

[brave jewel]

Oh hell nah I’m going to jail

[rough sail]

to give you a reason to want to buy the full game

[brave jewel]

Heard she crashed the last test LMAO

[mossy belfry]

Dang hopefully discord doesn’t ban me now I miss type

[wary zealot]

banning you as we speak

[lost spear]

actually wild they dont let us play the best class during the pt

[final monolith]

5 hotdogs for dinner

[shy flame]

My gf made us pasta and churro cheesecake, thats my vday gift. I brought her flowers and breakfast this morning, and tomorrow (we were dessert-ed out tn) im making her 3 kinds of tart. French Pear tart, German Plum tart, and a Strawberry Lemon Curd tart

[dim pike]

just dont say go on

[rough sail]

Best class is actually destroyer

[radiant mirage]

I dont think so tho its just the 1 shell that we cant play, i was thinking maybe to make first time players have a better time since the thief is kinda a troll shell

[radiant mirage]

OOP

[brave jewel]

Ngl destroyer is becoming one of my favorite shells

[lost spear]

what toppings

[fierce agate]

hello
this is discord hq
we are gonna ban u forever

[dim pike]

riot police ah shell

[wary zealot]

vouch

[brave jewel]

I’m definitely running the WSTR with glitch and the slide to reload mod

[mossy belfry]

Chocolate syrup yep 😏😏😏

[brave jewel]

okay let’s shut this down

[radiant mirage]

Still have not played yet 😔 bring on the open beta thingy sooner

[wary zealot]

yeah

please

[mossy belfry]

gng 🫩

[lost spear]

BRING IT ON

[final monolith]

my twitter was vietnamese and now my twitter is french

[dim pike]

this chat has my full undivided attention what else should i do with my life

[brave jewel]

Signed up for all the test and got into zero

[final monolith]

what is happening

[fierce agate]

Idk what emoji unicode you just used

[brave jewel]

💔

[wary zealot]

close discord

[languid ingot]

Same

[brave jewel]

Why isn’t your name Marton

[dim pike]

youre a lifesaver

[radiant mirage]

The tracking shell seems real fun, well they all do tbh

[dim pike]

thats no good

[mossy belfry]

Eyes down emoji

[final monolith]

i came before marathon

im martin marton marathon

[lost spear]

just doomscroll on another app while you watch this chat like me

[solemn ibex]

woah

[lost spear]

max efficiency brain rotting

[languid crest]

r u on ur phone?

[lost spear]

on my pc

[dim pike]

reels had me in a chokehold last night im trying to take a break

[lost spear]

im tired of doomscrolling like a chud

i wanna read books and go to the park and make friends

[wary zealot]

you will be a chud even without the scrolling

[lost spear]

how do i unchud myself

[languid crest]

me too

[dim pike]

have you played hades 2 yet, or silksong?

[wary zealot]

i dont know

[molten flax]

hamburger

[lost spear]

nope neither of those, i did play hades 1 tho it was awesome

[dim pike]

fookin a get right on that then

[languid crest]

any1 know any good poetry books?

[languid ingot]

Leave mida

[lost spear]

death before betrayal

[wary zealot]

nucaloric is no better

[brave jewel]

I burnt my mouth on a baked potato yesterday and now my gums sting

[wary zealot]

shove ur face with fake food and become round

[lost spear]

i will not be a traitor to the cause

[wary zealot]

get rounder

[languid ingot]

Don’t y’all do blood rituals? 🤔

[lost spear]

become round would be the perfect NuCal slogan

[wary zealot]

never heard ofthat

nope

[brave jewel]

I just realized what your name is

[wary zealot]

shh

[lost spear]

does NuCal have a slogan already?

[dim pike]

you just reminded i heated up food an hour ago and forgot about it

[lost spear]

i just munch on almonds because im too lazy to cook 😂

[radiant mirage]

What launcher are yall playing marathon on? (For pc)

[dim pike]

make cool looking seeds and grow it into cool looking wheat

[lost spear]

steam

[languid ingot]

The colony needs nucal. Just saying

Well. Did

[dim pike]

steam 🤯

[lost spear]

i think most are gonna play on steam on pc

[dusk oak]

steam

[radiant mirage]

Sweeeet me too

[lost spear]

what is the other option

[brave jewel]

Cold food is better than microwaved food anyways

[radiant mirage]

I wasnt sure if they had another option or their own launcher

[wary zealot]

yeah did

[dusk oak]

peleysteshon

[wary zealot]

ur obsolete

chud

[lost spear]

timeout thats a violation

[dim pike]

i made blinding stew

[lost spear]

sorry i meant whats the other option for pc

[brave jewel]

One day blinding stew

[lost spear]

does bungie have its own launcher?

[brave jewel]

No

[lost spear]

or sony

[dim pike]

stew that blinds for one day

[lost spear]

dang so steam is the only pc option right?

[cold stump]

marathon gold consumable blinding stew throw at runner to blind them until next seasonal wipe another masterclass bungie

[dim pike]

are they still with activision? it could be playable through battle.net then

[brave jewel]

H-h-hell nah
Microwaves make everything wet and squishy, I’d rather toss it back in the oven

[dim pike]

these chuds dont know about cold pizza

[brave jewel]

Cold pizza is the best pizza

[lost spear]

cold pizza might be meta

microwave just wrecks pizza

[wary zealot]

cold pizza mogs

[brave jewel]

Exactly, use the oven

[lost spear]

too much effort

[brave jewel]

How r u alive

[lost spear]

just heat it up with a hair dryer at that point

[dim pike]

LMao

[brave jewel]

[lost spear]

idk how i made it this far 😭

[dim pike]

wait you just mogged him

[celest coyote]

U can pan fry cold pizza

Then put a little bit of water to the side of the pan then cover it

[lost spear]

i didnt expect to

[celest coyote]

Steam the top

[brave jewel]

Don’t let me catch you on Tau Ceti pal

[dim pike]

thats what i do

[celest coyote]

Air fryer also isn’t half bad

[obsidian quartz]

you think theyre gonna last long enough to get to tau ceti

[lost spear]

hold this for me twin 💣

[celest coyote]

Just might overdo the cheese

[molten flax]

your ass is on reddit

[celest coyote]

Recently

[lost spear]

ouch 😭

[brave jewel]

I am just too charming

[celest coyote]

I have made 2 posts in my life

[molten flax]

check glotch srver

[celest coyote]

And unless I come up with a new marathon shitpost that’ll probably be it

[brave jewel]

When you lowkey get set on fire but still need to mog:

[celest coyote]

Ayo I am on Reddit

[molten flax]

how is this chat funny enough or entertaining enough to be posted

[lost spear]

🤫 🧏

PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH

[dim pike]

ive never seen discord threads reposted unless its on r/peoplewhogiveashit

[obsidian quartz]

i can try hunt showdown again while i wait for marathon right that sounds like a good idea

[dim pike]

e33

[obsidian quartz]

no french thanks

[fervent pebble]

one day blinding stew

[dim pike]

understandable but i thought the same thing before i played it

[obsidian quartz]

im sure the game is great i have no doubts

i simply do not want to play it

[dim pike]

outer wilds then

[obsidian quartz]

ive seen someone play through that because i am too dumb for puzzles

[dim pike]

noooo

[obsidian quartz]

i play plenty of solo story games dont worry

but ive been dying for a good fps

[dim pike]

same thats why im so hyped for marathon

we've been in a drought

[celest coyote]

No idea

[obsidian quartz]

battlefield scratched the itch for like a month and then it didnt improve at all so got boring

[brittle spear]

Another day closer

[dim pike]

yeah bf6 was cool but i sitll prefer 4

[celest coyote]

Itches that persist for longer than a few hours should be reported to a doctor for consult

[dim pike]

" you are itchy" the bill: 1000$

[proven kernel]

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day. This Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.

[obsidian quartz]

doctor prescribed new experimental drug called marathon

[brittle spear]

My triage will play as doctor.

[obsidian quartz]

mmm apple fritter

[languid ingot]

This is why the colony failed

[dim pike]

are we spitting bars?

[dim pike]

litchrally

[proven kernel]

If it's Pink Floyd, the yes.

[brittle spear]

Maybe us as runners are really the colonists that had to forgo our bodies to survive

[dim pike]

i love apple fritters by pink floyd

[languid ingot]

I amp a surgeon

[wary zealot]

hi misha

[covert shell]

how to apply for server slam?

[wary zealot]

be awesome

[dim pike]

no need

[wary zealot]

so

sorry you cant

[celest coyote]

SSN

[lost spear]

/playtest

[dim pike]

send me your cc info ill sign you up

[covert shell]

bet

anything to play marathon early

[obsidian quartz]

why does hunt need to be 80GB whats up with that

[dim pike]

ikr

[celest coyote]

I think they died

[wary zealot]

your first mistake is having it installed

[final monolith]

what if we're not runners

[obsidian quartz]

no im trying to install it

its gonna take me forever

[celest coyote]

When your legs don’t work like they used to before

[final monolith]

look at this photograaph

[obsidian quartz]

look at this graaaph

[wintry bough]

Why do I have to wait 12 more days

[celest coyote]

Ah nickelback

The most needlessly hated music group

[obsidian quartz]

this is how you remind me of what i really am

[dim pike]

dimeback is 2x better

[celest coyote]

Rip pennyback

[dim pike]

bring pennies back

[obsidian quartz]

yes bring them back so i can eat more

[languid ingot]

We’ll be fighting for them on tau ceti 😌

[dim pike]

yall are gonna be fighting im gonna be mining diamonds

[brittle spear]

I just want to be your support

[languid ingot]

Mining it for us?

[dim pike]

if i can get fortune yea

[brittle spear]

I will be sitting in the back with a battery sniper and throwing out heals

[dim pike]

will there be energy snipers?

[languid ingot]

I’ll take whatever you have in your stock, kind sir

[dim pike]

double triage is gonna be fun

[wooden wolf]

@compact berry spotted

[dim pike]

go for it i run a communist minecraft server

[languid ingot]

I wonder how the drones will stack in that case

[dim pike]

damn didnt ever think of that

[final monolith]

my timeline went from vietnamese, french

and now its filipino

i dont know whats happening

[dim pike]

stroke?

[lost wedge]

Have you considered triple triage

[compact berry]

@wooden wolf hello!

[dim pike]

i have but there's only two triage mains

[wooden wolf]

smh gotta pick a role

[radiant mirage]

So how does playing the game go with going in? Like do we have a solo’s option or do we have to be grouped?

[lost wedge]

In the whole world?

[celest coyote]

Banh mi

[languid ingot]

Way too meta

[radiant mirage]

Yummm

[rancid pebble]

there are triage mains ? news to me

[dim pike]

i hope not

[compact berry]

@wooden wolf fixed

[lost wedge]

Lmao

[wooden wolf]

peak

[final monolith]

yeah

[wooden wolf]

lol even

[final monolith]

now its indonesian

[dim pike]

i know im one of them

[final monolith]

how

[nova moss]

oatchi

[lost wedge]

Triple destroyer will be the meta

[radiant mirage]

Triage seems cool but the sharing consumables might be mid unless you are communicating with ur team so they dont just run around without using them

[wooden wolf]

nuhuh

ur just coping

[flint falcon]

Hey guys, just joined. IS the quest (?) for codes / arg over yet?

[lost wedge]

Uhuhhh

[flint falcon]

(Guess so :/)

[final monolith]

no

you just get less points

cuz you got it late

[flint falcon]

Ah ok, superb

[languid ingot]

Someone check on the rook mains

[radiant mirage]

How do we get the codes anyway?

[lost spear]

i fear this may be true

[lost wedge]

Rook mains aren’t real people

[stark maple]

copying status effects seems cracked as fuck with a full stack, if ur all working together you give all the consumeables to the triage so he can pop them when yall go into battle and EVERYONE gets the effects

[knotty dawn]

the people that played the last playtest, how would you rate this game out of 10?

[lost spear]

idk why they gave the tank class mobility thrusters

[radiant mirage]

That does sound super good

[final monolith]

because its AWESOME

[proven kernel]

Under NDA, so they can't answer.

[dim pike]

depends on how easy it is for people to kill the drones

[knotty dawn]

not even a number?

[final monolith]

i didnt play the game

can i stil say a number

[languid ingot]

Huh

[stark maple]

10

[wooden wolf]

insane bro went for it right after mod said no

[final monolith]

do you want my rating

[dim pike]

holy shit i just got nda'd

[final monolith]

the game is soooo sooo good

i played it

[rancid pebble]

somewhere between a 1 and a 10

[wary zealot]

hi

[final monolith]

a 6 or a 7

[proven kernel]

hi jade

[lost wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-hell-nahh-aww-hell-aww-hell-nahh-gif-9659330954843262630

[wooden wolf]

mish really is always lurking 👀

[lost wedge]

I forget I have no gif perms here

[wooden wolf]

[proven kernel]

Not really, you just get me a opportune times lol.

[wooden wolf]

ah lmao

[lost wedge]

I have no power in this land

[wooden wolf]

fr

[wooden wolf]

@proven kernel should give us embed powers for 1 day

nothing could go wrong

[proven kernel]

I don't have embed powers in here lol

[wooden wolf]

WHAT

insane

[tiny mauve]

Epic embed fail

[proven kernel]

mmmhmm

[dim pike]

no way

[languid ingot]

That cinematic was a 10. I need another one

[wooden wolf]

I know why we can't be trusted with embeds but it's been sooo long since that happened

🥀

[rancid pebble]

embed perms 1 day before the stress test

[tiny mauve]

I wish they’d make a 40 minute version of the cinematic that shit was so good

Like a secret level episode or something

[wary zealot]

new people

[dim pike]

itd be cool if you could pick up music tracks like in the cinematic

[wary zealot]

who join mainly to be assholes

kill them

[wooden wolf]

something happened once...

[tiny mauve]

[wary zealot]

the one time i was offline

i missed it

[lost wedge]

11 more days

Just 11

[eager token]

Till what

[lost wedge]

More days

[short valley]

Shhh

[dim pike]

GON BE A LONG WEEK

[celest coyote]

Till I go to didneyworl

[tiny mauve]

Can you believe it guys! Marathon! Just a week away

[eager token]

Marathon is already out guys

[languid ingot]

Sleep makes it go by faster

[lost wedge]

If I do too much of that I lose my income

[wintry bough]

Hello Aykree

[dim pike]

not thinking about it does too but thats impossible

[lost wedge]

The actual answer here

[tiny mauve]

Just get paid by the government #grantmoney

[radiant mirage]

Dont get my hopes up 😔

[idle wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1271088808410222625/1471798778624475340/NUCALORIC.gif

[eager token]

You could put yourself in a self induced coma. That might make the days go buy faster

[languid ingot]

Income shmincome gimme marton

[lost wedge]

I refuse, gotta do at least 40 hours a week of unpaid overtime to Traxus

[dim pike]

cant wait for all my friends to say the artstyle is stupid and have no one to play with 😇

[tiny mauve]

This is why sekgen loyalists stay on top, I’ve been set since I interned with them after junior year of college

[final monolith]

Jetpack Cat Divides Overwatch Players with Flight Fun and Frustration

[wooden wolf]

traxus 🥀

[wooden wolf]

getting paid by {redacted}

[languid ingot]

Your rations have been cut

[tiny mauve]

Sekiguchi paid for my PhD in synthetic biomedical technologies 🤑🤑🤑

[dim pike]

thats fucking good

[wooden wolf]

mida paid for my bombs

and my 🫃

[teal crane]

sekiguchi propoganda in the big 2893

[dim pike]

seki payed for my double d's

[wintry bough]

MIDA let's me be a clanker as much as I want

[tiny mauve]

I don’t need to pay for 🫃

[wintry bough]

[teal crane]

ALL factions let you do that 😭

[languid ingot]

All but one

[wooden wolf]

which one

[tiny mauve]

Just remember the only reason you get to be a clanker is the goats at sekgen

[wintry bough]

Sekiguchi would strip me down to code

[dim pike]

sounds nice

[teal crane]

what if you get cyberphycosis

[languid ingot]

Damn you got a lot of roles 😅

[wooden wolf]

ahaha

yeah

[wintry bough]

Thankfully my code isn't capable of that.

[teal crane]

what if you reach rampancy instead

[wintry bough]

Too many updates and firmware upgrades

[wintry bough]

Well....

[patent raptor]

when my choom goes cyberpsycho so i gotta zero the gonk😭

[wintry bough]

Can't go rampant unless I want to

[dim pike]

you guys think theyll add outpost to the server slam? like on the last day or something

[wintry bough]

Doubtful

[languid ingot]

Poetry

[wooden wolf]

they won't

[limpid rover]

why would they.

[limpid rover]

what i wonder is .. whatever happened to JustaMinx

[wintry bough]

Hey bungo, think you can extend the server slam by about a week so that we can play it sooner?

[dim pike]

will do axt_chaos! we'll also let you play on outpost! and the game will only cost 30 dollars now 🙂

[lost spear]

W alcohol

[orchid hatch]

Where is that countdown website I couldn't find it anywhere

[wooden wolf]

?

[stark maple]

hey does anyone know the name of the piano song played in the cinematic reveal where the marathon explodes? at the beginning and throughout other parts of the cinematic

[lost spear]

imagine life before the smartphone

was prob so peak

[limpid rover]

if youre not older than a smarphone you're not allowed on discord

[dim pike]

it was indeed peak

[celest coyote]

Chopin raindrop prelude

[lost spear]

when did the iphone come out 2008?

[celest coyote]

Op 28 no 15

[lost spear]

2008 babies should be 18 years old

god muthafuckin damn im old as hell

[wooden wolf]

bro

[dim pike]

yea that shit is crazy

[celest coyote]

Fuuuuuuuuuuu

I’m old

[kindred vigil]

@sony kill zone 1-3 collection thx

[dim pike]

2000s kids are pushing 30! yay me !

[lost spear]

where did the past 6 years go

[weak saddle]

good morningg

[dim pike]

lost in the void of a pandemic and tyrannical government

[stark maple]

it doesn’t sound the same i don’t think

[lost spear]

guten morgen :3

[limpid rover]

im not telling you my age other than this: my first cell phone was a Nokia 8110

[weak saddle]

hope y'all are having a good timezone

[kindred vigil]

u old asffff

[limpid rover]

https://tenor.com/view/christina-ricci-ricci-christina-ricci-nod-nodding-nodding-head-gif-26006118

ok

[celest coyote]

Reddit also suggests adiago by bach

[limpid rover]

i forgot this is gen and no gif allowed

[dim pike]

my first console was gamecube

[limpid rover]

my first console was a commodore 64.. (PC FOR LIFE HERE)

[kindred vigil]

millennial spotted

[dim pike]

HELL NAH

[kindred vigil]

....ok u gotta be 50 no disrespect 🥀

[limpid rover]

close

[weak saddle]

mine was a purple 6700 lol

[kindred vigil]

The youngest millennial is like 30 so u def one

[wintry bough]

The Nintendo Wii was my very first console.

[kindred vigil]

16-24

def

[small sluice]

Ok

[wintry bough]

Ever so slightly older than me

[dim pike]

not 30 yet thank god\

[celest coyote]

My first phone was an iPhone 18

[dim pike]

ill still be playing marathon when i am though

[celest coyote]

I’m not even born yet

[stark maple]

x360 or wii for me

[limpid rover]

i feel bad for millenials - guess right in meme stocks or win the lotto is about your only chance of owning a home

[celest coyote]

My first console was a gameboy color

[dim pike]

gameboy advanced gang

[weak saddle]

the earliest i can remember was having a PS2, but apparently we had a dreamcast too

[celest coyote]

I actually never had a gba I got a ds

[celest coyote]

Astro boy omega factor was my gba game

[languid ingot]

Phat PS2 for me

[dim pike]

i went from gba to dsi

[languid ingot]

DSi were cool asf

[old hollow]

I wish I was into skylanders

[dim pike]

i feel like that game is the reason i like mobas now so maybe youre better off

[wooden wolf]

dude I fucking lost my dsixl

[celest coyote]

That’s sad af

I’d always lose the stylus

Ds download was the shit

[weak saddle]

real i lost so many styluses 😭

[kindred vigil]

We playing Mario kart ds download play lan party at 3

[dim pike]

omg forgot about that shit

pictochat lowk the best game though

[celest coyote]

HELL YEAH

[wooden wolf]

never lost a stylus until I lost the whole mf

[kindred vigil]

hop on pitchochat I'm in room 2 bro

[willow shadow]

Meanwhile who tf has a dsi and not a 3ds Xl