#🗣marathon-general-chat
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bizarrely, i do not miss ayre. shes nice but the voices are more attractive when they arent in your head
guys what if, you don’t feel good in your relationship and feel bad if you let them go, what you would do?
But I'm not geeked
neeyth ill gift you tf2
Remember my boy rusty always , the only one who came back to help 🫡 I did all versions of the story and his ending gave me Chills in all versions
No thanks
pacific rim is sunday cartoon shit
Play more video games
It's like usually 1$ I can afford a 1$ game
bite the bullet
tf2 is cool tho I own dat on PlayStation
Tbh ? Marton.
I'm only geeked on Gundam tbh alot of the other shit is zzzz
its not good to stay
best mech game ever
Also my hot take is that I always hated playing as the titans in Titanfall 2
tf2 is life
Team fortress 2?
you seen votoms?
The pilot gameplay is so much better
that must be ragebait guys ahahaha
there's not a lot of mech games I don't think
My first mech game was armored core ps2
love it
not the fake tf2, titanfall 2
Marton.
If someone isn't happy in the relationship then it's bound to fail.
yall so young is funny
you mean let her/him go
I think that's the only mech/robot thing I've played
I have not but I am familiar with it
if its something fixable
Until titanfall
Alr unc thks for the intervention
mh i understand
no problem nephew i got you fam
The only mech game I played was Metal gear solid
I know Voltron so I'm #niche
it's pretty nice im ngl, even though its much more grounded
I don't mind that
it was made on a budget of 3 dollars and a dream but they literally didnt use a single stock frame for the entirety of the runtime
AND the opening is fire
Luv u unc , just dont touch me inappropriately next time we see each other with the family
I saw there's a new one coming out
https://youtu.be/J8hwDQJRU7E i kneel
you aint that attractive, chill out
you probably traxus player
i stay away
Question mark farming
Im literally arachne enjoyer
What’s wrong with Traxus 🥹
I DID NOT KNOW THIS
nothing but traxus players are usually emotional and answer the baits
Orange slop factory
ooooooooooo this year is so fucking good
why is this chat normal sometimes and then someone says some insane shit
hahayeah
FR its annoying
buddy
without insanity, how can we live in the world
Not even 24 hours without nicotine and I want to backslide into a cigarette rather than a vape
i fear i may have fallen under the insane shit category more than once but overall i think i have mostly dropped bangers
pfp checks out
i have one in my hand rn
Eye twitches
Get some gum or something isn't that what people do
im a trailer addict, where's my dose
you tried snus?
no they don't do that I don't think
dang ahahaha
Nicotine gum or patches
me neither but even we have them
I have patches but they do not help at all
anyway i dont smoke myself but i heard they help
And I smell cigarette smoke
the chewy ones
Everyone keeps talking about my state man
* bro uses his strategy *
Who are you to challenge me
I lived there my whole life
🥀
I'll get some water as well
I feel bad for kind of wondering what addiction feels like
straight up hydrating it
use toothpick
and gums
a toofpick changes evrythang...
i quit for 3 monte with this
Oh my GOD can it stop raining in UK bruv
I wish it were raining here
I wish it for you
Don't say that
brit friend of mine said that it has rained for every single day in 2026 so far over there
bruv
I would like to walk to the library without getting soaked
roland furious 💬
yep. long term forecast says it's gonna til mid march too
holy peak maybe Britain isn't that bad
Is there a genuine reason why it rains so much in the uk
Because God is trying to flood it
already an island innit...
Llllllllike
Can he hurry it up already
An Atlantis
OK Mida you can take your NuCal mask off now
its so sunny here

Why would you wish floods on poor ol' UK Lena
https://www.reddit.com/r/Marathon/s/cpLRBCiiHI
Very interesting early impressions from the recent Marathon event in China
dopamine boost
We're saving the crack for launch night knock it off
that aint too woke of you ngl
crack'd do wonders rn
funny
What if u were chinese
I am Chinese
I know a guy who can show you what that looks like
Well it doesn't apply to u bud
wait fr?
so long as the tories keep winning, any natural catastrophe benefits Dark Woke in the uk
so really, we must pray they get hurricanes too
Spiritually yes
Who else spiritually chinese
bruh
In real life I'm black but that's basically Chinese
me, its year of the horse
Neighb
Im ethnically Chinese
why
As long as K*** S****** is still in yeah
also no politics please
you're right
Wassap buddies
never thought of that
What's political about being chinese
what it do friend
hello
How are yee
they have beef with the west
Hello hello
Ohhhhh
nothing i was talking about the UK
Chilling, yourself?
Too, playing deadlock
i was going to say something so racist
?
i stoped right in time
?
You probably should not do that
Regardless of race or country. We are all here for Marathon 
It would be suboptimal
I was gonna say something SOOOOOO racist guys 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
you wanna get muted? dont type slop
???
Epic save
you're in a text channel
that one friend thats not woke enough
scooby got notification bell on discord when the word racist is typed
he got up from sleep for this btw
noticing
i cant wait to see
Hi scoob
Good morning gang
He does play league he probably said his fair words
Why
cant even blame him
Shart Raiders
Don't shoot raiders
Good morning to you
kinda boring rn
Bruh the bugs are outta control
instructions unclear, i opened guilty gear strive instead
ew
my 8 hour hunt showdown shift starts, have a good day everyone
That's BOTH shit
I’ve never been chat banned in league yet
I didn't see any bugs
Good morning runners
Hello
are you more of a xrd kind of person
no I like the pixel ones
The dupe glitch blew up yesterday. Got hot fixed, but now there’s a repair and fire rate exploit
Heloo
and I just don't like the strive community #hater
Melty blood my beloved
no yeah they're kind of brainlets
Woah, that was fast
Bridget and elphelt fans when you ask them if they play the game
strive players when u tell them to name characters that's not Bridget, sol bad guy, elphet, and jacko
You can repair any weapon, have unlimited ammo, and abuse fire rate lol
Testament my beloved
chuds don't know faust
my experience with melty is i tried playing mbaacc with my friend and she subjected me to constant 50/50s with shiki while i was fumbling with riesbyfe
or judgement
I loved the new melty blood game..it's a shame all of the new characters they added were fucking FGO slop
fgo slop
u one letter off be careful
theres fate characters in melty????
yes
whats the point........
It's so fucking lame
nasu doesnt gaf about tsukihime anymore god damn
What do I get for a premium preorder of Marathon?
What letter 😭 am I slow
yall are NOT getting that remaster
yall nerds asf wtf y'all talking Abt 🥀
peak(?)
praying for 120fps on ps5 pro 🥲🙏
lowkey a kusoge but its nice
I know what melty blood and tsuhiikihime is or whatever it's called
i just wish i could learn it by playing agaisnt humans, and not Demons
Will Marathon’s aiming be similar to Destiny, or Halo?
It's similar to fortnite
Really?
Oh this pastry is so good
First time I tried playing skullgirls online I literally got locked into a combo until I died
never again
skullgirls kinda buns
well you see, that is because its tagslop
no, it's similar to destiny cuz same engine
Wtf is tagslop #makingupshit
i dont like tag fighters ..
Gotcha. Time to go into aimtrainer lmao
y
i kinda dont gel with them, it feels like the roster is split between "actual character" and "support character" and this sours me a little
that and the fact i have the holes in the brain that make me want to focus on just one thing at a time and making me learn two+ characters just to main something annoys me
im built to onetrick
no wonder u play strive
that being said. i kinda lowkey want to try and learn the umineko fighting game, just a bit
but all umineko fans have brittle fingers and bunny-tier perpetual anxiety and thus cant play fighting games
i started out with sf6 a few months ago. which probably makes my case worse
what is cro talking bout n⁉️⁉️⁉️
what do yall think about the age face and id scans update on discord?
abysmal dogshit
the same corpo slop they wanna push onto us
Glory to Palantir
i have like a friend and 5 acquaintances who are like that i am simply making an observation </3
i CANNOT convince any of them to try it out
Meh. Keeps the kids out
This epoche fellow is rather intriguing
good morning marathon
i dont think i said anything particularly incomprehensible ...
Wednesday, February 11th
U didn't I just don't have a frame of reference what ur talking about
I was going to question if you had to wear a foam helmet as a child but I saw the AI pfp and understood you are simply a lesser being
when I don't have references in my head my brain crashes
Tomorrow we get something Marathon
Better be a fuckin date lol
i need more gato propaganda we must uncover the dark eldritch secrets of john marathon
oh yeah same actually thats so real
When I first saw that I was like oh thats good, so kids can't get on this app, then I saw that there can be leaks so idk. Don't really know the full picture
this guy needs a Valentine damnn u want a date that bad
Did I offend you somehow?
Not really I just think "keep the kids out" is a dumb statement and I don't like AI
this is lowk too extreme for 5 words cuh icl
i come from cod lobbies we have REASONS to doxx mfs
not just 'meh idrc'
chud actually doesn't see the problem in uploading your face/ID to a platform that has had like 70k face/IDs leak a few months ago. GG
it looks like discord is allowing age restricted content on discord and they are needing a safety measure from what i read. I am not a fan of discord used for adult content group gatherings. They should delete all those discords imo. I also don't like giving my ID or face to a company but then again I do have a apple phone.
^
this is true though
its fucked
i dont wanna blast my face into this app
*Ohio watches*
how does it not italicize the text
U didn't need my permission to? 😭
there have been nsfw channels in servers for ages. and the nsfw servers that exist are actively against tos and keep getting nuked already
good
Also disliking generative AI is a better reason to dislike someone then any cod lobby excuse, just saying
if you cannot ensure the safety of your kid online yourself, your kid should not be online
i think
cod lobbies back in the day were a jungle i was just comparing to criticize
i also dislike generative AI but I rather not express my disagreement with harmless opinions with people in a public entourage
TRUTH GRAVITON
Ergo ur stoopid
Cogito
nsfw content has no place in social apps it promotes gross behavior and you give those people a space you are approving the vile they post
the final form
I learnt that from destiny 2!
And a book something about screaming
"Meh I dont care about Discords new identity tracking policies, it keeps the kids out" is not a harmless opinion though
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
iiiiii am ambivalent about this. i dont like prudish censorship but a lot, and i mean a LOT of people cannot be trusted to act responsibly
It's actually just corporate bootlicking
Did your parents monitor what you did? Genuinely asking
Ambivalent 🧠
nope
is screaming ur way of getting rid of brain fog
or do u just do that
I kind of just do it sometimes bc I'm a weirdo loser... my bad neeyth.....
😢
I understand the concern and the backlash it garnered. My apologies if my nonchalant remark offended a few people
Neeyth I like that pfp, who is that
He don't know
but i did get manipulated by people when i was twelve 💯 and i got lucky but it could have been MUCH worse
It's ye shunguang
Exactly not everyone does that, and I'm sure yall been exposed to crazy shi as kids, without telling your parents to hide it.
canadians giving u anxiety is the better option in these types of situations
yeah I should not have been given a tablet at the age of 11
That is NOT her actual design btw, she looks WAY lamer and more goner slop
It's actually upsetting
Average gacha character
like went from sick urban outfit to goner slop 🥀
i am of the opinion kids should just not have access to social media genuinely
like keep that shit away till theyre 15 or smth
Maybe 17
i think it wasn't going that deep tho, icl, i saw it as a general lack of care which i do disagree with
it just that we in marathon general
I dont think we should bash people for their opinions in the open if they arent actively harming or offending anyone
which today is easier said than done cus some mfs are too comfy with hating and offendin
travis scott
frontal lobe still wont be ready for it but at least theres something
ill leave it there i just wanna talk about john marton and love everyone
i think it wasn't going that deep tho, icl, i saw it as a general lack of care which i do disagree with
it just that we in marathon general
I dont think we should bash people for their opinions in the open if they arent actively harming or offending anyone
which today is easier said than done cus some mfs are too comfy with hating and offendin
feintanil 🤤
Don't you open up that window
straight up fenting it
copypasta is crazy work
Don't you let out that antitode
I'd say the problem is that there aren't spaces just for children anymore, they have like nothing to do online
practically no
Children should stick to consoles and games only
I was gonna say they got Roblox but I forgot what the CEO wants for Roblox 😨
they tried making them and failed miserably
When boomers didn’t know how to use tech
And if there is there's probably crazy people there anyway
Club Penguin and all those types of games were children's spaces online
Get em off the internet lmao
id argue the beginning of the internet was less predatory than it is for kids
imagine youre like 8 years old and you like my little pony so you want to look up my little pony stuff online
And its parents responsibility to ensure that
i feel unc playing on pc rn
as much of a club penguin enjoyer i am
Toontown was the shit back when I was a kid
Neopets 👀
Get Nintendo for them let em play Mario or some
Parental controls exist and so does blocking stuff on your router
for me it was club penguin and Red Crucible 2
gameboy!!!
oh and TRACKMANIAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oops we got unironic bronies. you will see fluttershy getting ass blasted without warning
I want an Gameboy 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Poptropica was my shit
I have records on that game bro
Purge them with fire
warcraft 3 :p
U just unlocked core memory
nah im putting my kids on peak gaming like kingdom hearts not that Mario slop
or like, deviantart went from an amateur art forum to straight up mining for nsfw
I had my psp and xbox, then I got a phone in 6th grade and everything went bad 😭
my only gripe is that it should be more accessible for parents to do all'at tho, i feel like it requires a baseline knowledge of it that might be a bit too advanced for someone
I played a few online games but I didn't care about being a loser with no friends so I just played old boomer shooters and like
If I had kids
Some Marios are peak
peak zombie game was boxhead on the browser
PlayStation portable
putting my kids thru the UESC marathon seconds after they finish all ace combat games
im ngl the parental controls on a tablet are NOT that hard to set up
True I just want my kids on peak
and by peak I mean games I like
🧘♀️
wtf u calling us losers with no friends
in interest if there is a game for who doesn’t want kid
im talmbout the more 'router' sided changes cus yeah today tablet controls are oogabooga
i dont think im ever having children but if i do they WILL learn about bionicles
Goated handheld. Sad to see the Vita die
You mean Peak the game
Yes bro
This just dives into the conversation that the world has needed to have for like 30 years and that's "some people should not be parents" we legitimately might have to gatekeep it
Which, ironically, is peak
Friendslop
I mean looking around rn future children be lucky to have food yet alone retro video games 😄
the bohrok will be on the exam buddy, study the fuck up
It's a great friendslop
Minecraft with the kids on Sundays
true
I'm calling past J that. Current J is that as well but this isn't about her
kids will never experience system linking like zelda 4 swords on the ds
There's to many fucking J's
Losers gonna lose 🥀
listening and learning and growing 🌺
Are u mitosis
the kids need fucking marvel vs. capcom 2 magneto TOD's
No
4 swords was technically my first Zelda game but I don't remember that shit
im tired of pretending elsewise
Buy and refurbish DS' and 3DS'
the kids need dragon punch on wakeup
I couldn’t imagine playing Zelda slop growing up I’d prob be a chud
I have to type it out in full because the abbreviation can be misconstrued.
the lion is struggling to 623P
im not a chud
are y'all old or just 21 year olds larping
4 sword was 4 player when you linked ds with a cable
I played monster hunter growing up
old
Thoughts on Wilds?
im 21 that dont make me unc
im old
How is having a 3ds growing up the sign of age
i became 23 two weeks ago
One more day guys
its a bit of a nothingburger age tbh
started with MH4U on the 3ds then hopped on GU for the switch
im getting up before school to watch og pokemon anime old.
Neeyth had naught but a Gameboy advance with a spiderman 3 cartridge as a kid
My first monster hunter was just called Monster Hunter lol
I don't feel like buying an entirely new pc just to play it
That's too specific i think u put ur experience on me
Same here. Played every entry since. But ngl Wilds doesn’t quite hit the same. Stopped playing since title update 2
I did I can't lie
Arena fighting Gold and Silver Raths was absolutely insane
Neeyths first game was pong
People here are so old
Uncs
i am a little sad they got rid of the tracking from world, i thought it was a great addition and its a shame they didnt stick with it in favor of just streamlining the monster bashing
Sonic the hedgehog 1 (Genesis) 🥀
The first game I remember playing was new super mario Bros
My first game was tomb raider
Actually makes so much sense
its less monster Hunter and more, like, an arcade game
NO IT DOESNT
Every 18 year old guy online is saying unc as if male pattern baldness isn't going to hit them as soon as they turn 20
which is actually 4u philiosophy
People actually be calling 21 year olds uncs like what are we doing
21 is the new 40 😔 dude dam
they forget they are prime drafting age in an unstable world too 😄
mine was gran turismo 5 prologue on the ps3
Utter woke nonsense
earliest i remember was whipping a nissan around that demo
Im 21 and have great hair they aint going anywhere
IMO they added way too many QoL stuff to the point everything becomes too simplistic. World and iceborne were better games
this is a subtle reference to the fact we wont be actually reaching 40 because the oceans will dry up at the behest of sam altman
Who else 90 year old rn
Male Pattern Baldness will take from you that which you never expected to lose
I wanna have kids bro don't jinx it 🙏💀
that’s how times goes
Bro my hair grows back so fast after a cut
who else 𓀀 𓁐 𓁛 𓁼 𓄿 𓆄 𓆑 𓆟 𓆣 𓆭 𓈝 𓊝 𓊩 𓊯𓋑 𓌪 𓌳 𓍯 𓎵?? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 im 𓈝 𓊝𓈝 𓊝😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
I have to shave every 3 days
Do you not know what MPB is
It's not just hair growth
It's hairline as well
u really want this mpb to happen to this guy
Not receding
Lowkey manifesting it
Bruh
EXPANDING
Big j is evil
is this the mean one
They hate us coz they aint us
i was very afraid of male pattern baldness striking me before i can start actually transitioning but thankfully i got my dad's genes, he's gonna be 60 this year and his hairline and density are the same as they were 40 years ago
so i am #blessed
There all mean fr
Not lowercase ahri j
Praying to the pool of blood and clot and scab in my cellar that SlipStream begins to develop a receding hairline within 2 months
btw epoche complete tangent is that guilty peak strive on ur game catalog
Even my dad's hair is fabulous and he 50
yuh :D
genes
jeans
I swear to god under 30 males greatest fear is a bald dome.
beans
im a rabid dog and play baiken
Levis 2 on 1
I'm kind and virtuous
Then let’s play league 😁
hi bob
mf be leashin HC players like 'whos a good little chud' i love to see that
I'm not that kind
morning lena
I'm in a state of agony
am i a rabid dog because i play baiken or do i play baiken because im a rabid dog. lets discuss
State? Of play?
Then transition to state of play
Just day drink
2nd
ur just a dog I think sorry
fosho
Of course, this necessitates fucking reaching him to begin with.
Alcoholic
Is it March 5th yet ?
Maybe I should daydrink..
i play slayer because im fuckin tired of pretending this game has neutral
and dont get me started on asuka i NEED asuka players to reconsider their life choices
6am Lena already talking about drinking smh
I'm cooked
We gotta intervene
6am?
Lena don't deny me my happiness
I don't wanna drink I lwk blacked out
mfs sitting on the corner doing quarter circles and filling the fucking screen with cubes
in spain we have a Carajillo, just a coffee with some vermouth
what am i supposed to do bro 🫃
Just game
the strongest breakfast of Rogelio, 89, from Benalmádena
Why are u in spain
Drinkers be like
sun food football good 👍
Drinkers be like wow this juice is very yummy
Ohhhh
also im like kinda born and raised there
Oh why
as in im legally spanish
Drink lassi fellas
Let's play factorio
Yo guys,real quick question. Is there any information if you are able do upgrade de standard edition of the game to the deluxe?
that being said i love playing against slayer because they nearly always let themselves get parried
Even indian drinks are goated
Transphobic dev 🥀
Really
i bet you can
RIGHT?
yeah
i don’t know how tbh
I visited Valencia- beautiful city and amazing food
Dms I'm interested
can my fellos slayers stop mashin bro try to use SSSSOME brain (impossible)
this does not surprise me. guy's a balkan ancap
This is rather upsetting
paella simulator i love valencia
AUTOBOTS
What's ancap I don't wanna google
Ohhhh he's balkan that explains a lot
didnt know this but im not surprised ngl
BRO I NEED TO SET UP OKI BRO I GOTTA PRESS BUTTONS ALL THE TIME
hello geof keigley higuard
ive seen the playerbase 💀
Nobody said roll out 🥀
hello Cipher | NuCaloric Archivist
this is not the transformers fandom
highguard
hehe oopsie heres my dandy step :3c
At least highguard playerbase is very welcoming ♥️
I was also very intrigued at meal times in Spain. People having dinner at 9pm was kinda wild to me. But that’s the beauty of visiting other countries
A friend of mine who turned out to be an insane racist and transphobe was a big fan of factorio
truth supernova
TRUEEE
It's surprising because I've met nothing but kind and eccentric factorio players
im not gonna sugarcoat it: pilebunker on neutral
Im gonna watch it this weekend
oh yeah our day is like 2-3hrs ahead of* europe
Watch what
so we profit from the sun
gundam or transformers
I feel sorry for the next game Geoff Keighley hypes up at the end of the awards 🥹
Salivating
It'll be half life 3
if we ate dinner at 6pm we'd still have 5 hours of sun lmao
Gundam, lena put me on
did you end up watching it
Gonna watch it this weekend
Peak
i also need to get started on gundam at some point i cant lie
Blame it on the misfortune of your birth
Coz i want to ?
omg i used to be friends with a guy who liked factorio and then a mutual friend told me he did some weirdo shit and he lowkey hated women
Ohhh
geof keigley do you know if marton summer game fest
Yes it's peak
yes, marathon episode 2
Who else LOWKEY hate women thoughts below 👇
Gundam GQuuuuuuX
No way
screen shot it guys quick leak!"!21"!!"12!
Mmm more like mid
Who are you
i watched witch from mercury and even tho i hear its one of the most mid entries i still enjoyed it a bunch
It's not mid it just falls off
yeah
there was a red haired buff woman i liked but i was told that entry that shes from is also Ass
I cried watching it lmao
I know the Gundam warriors.game I'm practically a fan
So now i dont know what to watch next.
im more of an armored core enjoyer
The universal century timeline 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
my first mecha game was ac for answer at 4 it was like giving a victorian child a hit of Krokodil
ok bet
Don't listen to anyone who says any one entry in gundam is bad you need to watch it all yourself and form your own thoughts
isn't there 10 entries
TRUTH GIGATON
can I watch it through YouTube shorts and larp instead
this is #true im ngl in series that span 50 years and like 30 entries i do feel the need for a pointer or two.
i kil you i kil traxus /j
do not the larp
M&M sweet like candy cane
go watch its good
I'm so close to grabbing a cigarette I'm having conniptions
i do NOT have the time to watch it all
Bad j
Good J
Don't do it
whatever lil time you got you can slowly watch it, thats what i did when i watched the jojo anime
I'm a universal century chud im ngl it's all I really gaf about other than like turn a Gundam
wouldnt do again i had already read the whole 8 parts beforehand
now im js waiting on the baki miyamoto arc in 2 weeks
I miss the feeling of physically being able to sense the nicotine in my bloodstream after the first hit
the world aint ready
I'll die soon
wh
yeesh
i also want to check out legend of the galactic heroes, someone said its ass because half of it is just dudes talking to eachother and my instant reaction was sign me the FUCK up
wha
Is this like ur thing
She just going through withdrawals
No it's just really bad today
drop the top
In 22 hours it's State of Play, Sony finna drop
"Marathon is open to play for everyone now"
"finna" dude ur like 32
Drop it let it pop it let it bang
I've been rereading through original marathon lore and lurking here as my scheduled reading
i have bad news....
Maybe I'll reread like neuromancer or something
We can only hope
marton is die
okay wait show of hands. who here played any game in the original trilogy
For this life I cannot change
i eated it
not me
🔥
Raises 3 hands
Me
I don't play old slop games
i played the first one and i was gonna play 2 and infinity but i never got around it
i would play original marathon but im on my 5th new vegas playthru in 2 weeks
help
might go to a cafe today what should I get y'all
The first tomb raider was peak
wife just said "you really need to get whatever brain disease you have diagnosed" to me
Coffee
nucaloric cookie
Overpriced pastry
My dad put me on that shi
are u saying what should you get us, or what should we tell u to get
say what
what I should get for myself
everything from the cash register
idk something that u like
my wife said "you really need to get whatever brain disease you have diagnosed" to me
I don't know u
Actual good idea
vanilla latte
A JOB
oh, okay....
what prompted that, is she a uesc operative
Im joking
😢
Lena u get that callback or no ?
i asked to steal her tshirt to cuddle it
That was kinda mean 🥀
LEAN
i have tasted having a job and i have tasted unemployment, i recommend not being born
got like 3 rejection emails yesterday I'm ngl
IM SORRY 💔
thats fucken dope
I like you, you say things I agree with
yo wife trippin girl thats giga valid
Damn lean 🥀
The world aint ending.
NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT
lean going thru it fr
no I gotta kill myself
SHE TOLD ME SHE HOPES ITS SCHIZOPHRENIA??????
Wtf dont do that
i dont think she should hope for that
is she like H.P. Lovecraft
also yeah what
no dont hope for that
can u maybe type like a regular user here once in a while
Nooo then you’ll never finish ur gunplas
u know that shit isn't happening
Did you see the videos to all the factions?
No I didnt
How u going to play marathon
lena the only thing you should be ending is the connections between your enemy runners and their skins
Gost 👻
I'm sure they have PS5s in hell
They’re missing Arachne but we’ll take it
TAKE THEIR SKIN OR WHATEVER ARACHNE DOES RAAAAAAAAAAAH
why would u go to hell
TRUEEEE
lean just here for frenship
ok im going back to chatting with wife now
They dont I'm all ready there
no they have xbnox 720 sory
I pirate videogames
so neeyth in hell?
They look like the ones ryoshu smokes
I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING WHY ARE U TALKG AVOUT ME
Im fucking crying
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
anyway im gonna take the stupid chud metro which has no stupid chad signal to leave my stupid chud internship that i took for my stupid chud degree despite the fact i already had a stupid chud job so i can go to my stupid chud home. baibai chat
lean downloads cars confirmed
THE NEEYTH STRAY 💀
This hurt my head to read
gl!
Lena downloads extra ram
Corti spike
lena if u need ram they gotchu at cyberacme methinks
Morning 🌄
Narrator: It did not, in fact, work
they can just add a 2nd brain in your shoulder like a talkin parrot but its marathon propaganda
Na they used it all for ai
Translation: I'm going to take the bus, to leave my internship position that I took for my degree, despite that I already have a job, so I'm gonna go back home
nah some gotta go for the people
uhh traxus
Me
Worm
nucaloric needs archivists
Traxus
sekgen will put u in debt
Aranche is chud
In fortnite terms?
for more lore and eldritch happenings
but dont tell anyone i said that
Nu Cal needs manufacturers
i really hope nucaloric turns out to be the cool and hip SCP org
Free shell for every employee
😢 do they fuck with losers with no experience

(copium)
yea
Arachne
Only type they take
I'm going to tiltd towers so I can leave retail row despite the fact I already have epic loot, so I can still go back to the storm in time
0 chance Arachne pays in money
Seki does
We don't need money
They pay in Skins from what I’ve heard
Who needs money when having a gun makes everything free
Its like trade and barter
arachne pays in guns and coke prove me otherwise
Impressive
Blood
meow
I can explain anything in any terms
Meow
guns for killing and coke for remembering why your skin tingles as you skin them alive
Their sponsored kits come with a lady/gent of the night as well
wha
@kindred vigil explain
The cigarello doesn't have enough nicotine oh my god I'm ruined
Explain the current political climate in the United States in fortnite terms
Bitch it's a cat noise
Well if you’re gonna do coke you gotta do the other part too right? Otherwise, L Mob
damn, lean is a cat?
We been knew that
we aint in newyowk sun we in TAU CETI e cazzo va
queue tony soprano
with a nucaloric belly patch
What platform is everyone going to play on
no one told me lean
PC
compter
Nintendo switch
PC
The Seven has been corrupted by the Queen and they were rounding up the fortnite players, putting them on an island, and making them assault each other… (with rifles)
forbidden desync technique
Ur in the final zone with 10 players left and no mats or heals
Switch 2 port when
Imagery got me dying laughing lmfao
icl idk how I can do this
i cant wait for a marton player's chud son on the switch 2 to yell in the mic as i jumpscare them with my assassin
Double pump is back
what the fuck is the double pump in this situation
then ban them cus why we got kids on marton
😭
Idk
That implies good
Rhymes with the orange man's name kind of...
if i hear a squeaky voice my trigger will not distinguish dead from alive
Double pump rhymes?
I can explain Scooby bald head in fortnite terms
this might've been the worst thing you've ever said
10 fps no shaders solos only
i can explain scooby in league terms
nah I've got some bad ones
nuh uh
you've said worse
I am nuh uhing out of fear
🧘♀️
I think u have aswell
I am a changed woman
we all have
you are NOT a girl neeyth
Just u 2
I'm not replying to lena
sat in my chair vibrating with excitment for marathon i need this game now
Bro is vibrating
Look all I can say is any Arachne scum trying to skin me will be flayed in the middle of outpost
A god
Trueeeee
marton withdrawal symptoms
sorry I #mensplained you
Hi
hello
Pronounce
noooooooooooo...
r u still going to the coffee shop? waiting on my cartoon bag full of momey 💰
I wonder if I fully map out the back paddles and front ones if I can offset playing against PC MnK, I haven't spent the time to map my Edge controller fully
Pronounce LMFAOOOO
yes maybe
yeah but like you ever splain a man
I'm tired
pronounce got me rofl son im crine
free play test weekend when?
you arachne people do that tho
marton
The cigarello didn't even help with the withdrawal I think I should quit for reals
we kinda do yeah
No news yet
Just have some vodka shots
Tasted bad as well
splain sounds like a combination of throwing you off a roof and skinning at the same time
Well… yes
I can't lie if someone said "got me rofl son I'm crine" to something I said, id immediately feel like a chud
who is marton? do i ask him?
Top of the morning to you
Big J literally just play league n all ur issues are solved
I don't feel like a chud cuz I made someone laugh
Did this to my old boss once and then quit without putting in my 2 weeks
#yay
I say this for everybody in the chat rn shut yo BITCH ass up scoob
How u gonna nicotine when u gotta farm creeps n dominate lane for 30min 💪
Mate wake up earlier sheesh
I personally wouldn't take that one scoob wtf
how can someone that only talks once a week at like the am gonna tell someone to shut up
Sorry man, my bad
What
neeyth he's too white you don't understand
i would prefer deadlock over league
Scoob recommends opium abuse as a replacement for nicotine
i
we need to bully scoob
Don't think u can say rhat
easy vape in one hand last hit with the other
Aren't you a chud
no
Lies
she fill my mind up with ideas
chudmaxxing in the marathon server
u don't even know me
back from my concert genuinely a spiritual experience
im the highest in the room
You missed the last 30 minutes of me crashing out over withdrawals
Nice
My name would be @scenic meteor
Yes I'm an addict
welcome back
everytime lena talks it feels like the end of a cartoon with the black circle thingy closing on me
chudking

Unaddict yourself
That doesn't even make sense
slow take
How does someone talk like a cartoon
wh-what

specifically the ending curcle
I almost fell for the ragebait but my pill alarm went off so I'm chill
Neeyth
Lmao
What
that exact feeling of loss 💀
the normies don't have a pill alarm
she makes u feel...loss?
Have you ever played the binding of Isaac
Its almost Thursday time to sleep
Pills like from that game
Yea
I take 2 pills twice a day and it gives me tears up every time because I can't stop crying
r u okay
me talking produces a feeling of loss...?
once the marathon drops youll be cured
R u a wizard best pill in the game
I think u might deadauzz need a hug or sum bro what
McDonald's at midnight after a show is my favourite ritual
dawg I come in and I get hit with explain current US politics in fortnite terms all in 2 seconds
im just a silly girl idk what to tell you
k but YOU need to do it...
It’s the only way to experience it nowadays
was that a wrong reply