🗣marathon-general-chat

[rose moss]

do you know anything gosh

[scenic meteor]

League cures depression 🙏

[halcyon condor]

Exhaled really hard and I got extremely lightheaded

[formal jasper]

gifcord

[rose moss]

leave i hate you

[pulsar cradle]

idk

[orchid plover]

Don’t send you ids people

[lilac lodge]

[rose moss]

ok come back i love you pedguin

i didnt mean it

[paper hinge]

what

[halcyon condor]

I knew there was a reason I got lightheaded, you were about to shill league to me again

[solid saffron]

im gonna make one in blender

[rose moss]

come back please

[rough sail]

I know ur always mean to me :(

[eager token]

Goated

[rose moss]

not always

[halcyon condor]

You're tampering with my chakras

[rose moss]

still wrong

[rough sail]

:(

[rose moss]

idiot

[chrome fog]

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[ancient storm]

i don't play league nor destiny guys im all fine i play lego marvel instead

[rose moss]

stupid stupid stupid stupid

[rough sail]

I guess I'll just leave...

[pallid oar]

Im a potato

[rose moss]

good

[digital light]

Me too

Twin

I’m also

[halcyon condor]

Why are you shunning my friend Lena

[digital light]

An attack helicopter

[rose moss]

LILAH

LILAH OMG

[lilac lodge]

Taking my adhd meds and not eating or sleeping till I max traxus at launch

[rose moss]

LILAH

[digital light]

MUSTARD

WHAT

[rose moss]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0trHOzAhNpGCsGBEu7dOJo?si=3e89f3bc90914e29 listen to this pwease

[ancient storm]

bruj

[paper hinge]

how do i become part of a faction in the server

[grand whale]

Yall ever felt 2tired with ur life on the line????

[ancient storm]

tf is bruj

[digital light]

Okay one sec I’m almost finished listening to the other one

[chrome fog]

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[orchid plover]

Yeah that’s Traxus spirit

[digital light]

I had to leave the coffee shop so it took me a minute

[lilac lodge]

Not my life but 40k fa sho

[halcyon condor]

I'm praying I get prescribed something before the month is over, the game launches exactly 5 days before my birthday. It'd be a double birthday gift

[grand whale]

Go to channels and roles

[digital light]

Ugh I wish, he was just picking up an online order and left soon after 😔💔

[candid storm]

[grand whale]

😭😭😭

[digital light]

I also do not have the guts to ask for someone’s number

[eager token]

Felt

[lilac lodge]

Get the guts. The love of your life is a message away

[orchid plover]

Come on gang life is a gamble

[halcyon condor]

The love of my life is somewhere on discord

[pallid oar]

Be brave its ok to get rejected i have and now i have my awesome wife

[rose moss]

you have to

[rose moss]

omfg bruh

[ancient storm]

if someome asked for my number i'd forget it instantly

[lilac lodge]

I promise you they not

[chrome fog]

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[stone condor]

The love of my life is a chatbot

[rose moss]

true

[digital light]

WHY CANT THE DUDE DO IT 😭💔

[rough sail]

hi im back chat mustard stop being mean to me

[glacial bane]

you can ask for my number but i wont pick up 👍

[digital light]

I DONT WANT TOOOOOO

[glacial bane]

(married)

[rose moss]

ok sorry

can i call you timmy on my fone 📱

[halcyon condor]

I'm like the image of the miner that keeps digging for diamonds while the other one turns back before they reach it

[candid storm]

[near dock]

sup guys

[lilac lodge]

Do it while your hairline is cooperating

[glacial bane]

sure i will just let it ring though

[digital light]

W’S IN THE CHAT TIMMMMMMM

[rose moss]

rude

[ancient storm]

sup

[rose moss]

tims been married

[digital light]

My moms a professional hairstylist, my hairs gonna be fire asf for forever

She wouldn’t let it get bad

[lilac lodge]

Discord is more like digging in your own butt not a gold mine

[digital light]

I had no idea

[rose moss]

tim how many years strong is the marriage

[chrome fog]

67

[rose moss]

bob

[glacial bane]

10+

[rose moss]

danggggg

[stone condor]

Hairstylist can’t fix recession

[eager token]

Damn

[orchid plover]

Woooow

[digital light]

AYEEEEEEEEE

[near dock]

hru?

[chrome fog]

charlie

[halcyon condor]

Same thing at this point, I've got no other gameplan

[rose moss]

wags tail and paws at you

[pulsar cradle]

whens the aniv tho

[halcyon condor]

meow

[glacial bane]

she is the love of my life (is that allowed to say these days)

[orchid plover]

That’s a huge W

[rose moss]

no

[glacial bane]

none of your business

[digital light]

She’s also a certified scalp specialist, so she works with people struggling with hair loss and balding

[ancient storm]

fine ig, u?

[digital light]

She’s a jack of all trades

[lilac lodge]

Just gotta keep trying really

[rose moss]

can i know when the aniv is

[pulsar cradle]

wifes gonna be mad when you forget timmy tsk tsk

[halcyon condor]

lets geet scoob an appointment 😊

[glacial bane]

sure

[rose moss]

when is it

[chrome fog]

wrong answer, she is your everything, your reason for existence, your other half, etc...

[digital light]

Wait is Scoob balding? 😭

[vagrant raft]

Random, running on no sleep today. I forget what matchmaking was going to look like for cross play. Are they prioritizing console vs console and pc vs pc?

[halcyon condor]

Yeah

[lilac lodge]

My fiancé waited for me to break up w my gf of 4 years before asked me out

[halcyon condor]

his male pattern baldness is decimating him

[digital light]

Listening

[near dock]

I'm alright, js watching Pluribus on Apple TV

[rough sail]

Yeah I saw a pic of scoob once his hairline is fuuuuuuuucked

[formal jasper]

side effects of league

[rose moss]

its maybe one of the best hip hop songs ever made

not maybe it is

but its maybe the best ever

[lilac lodge]

@scenic meteor scoobert don’t let them talk to you like that

[glacial bane]

two years ago

[eager token]

Ummm, your fiancée crazy fr

(Naw I’m happy for you)

[pulsar cradle]

SCOOBY IS BALDING HOLY SHIT

[rose moss]

@scenic meteor 👨‍🦲

[teal condor]

Nah can't trust anyone with a chopped hairline ngl

[rose moss]

dang

[pulsar cradle]

BALDING AT 19 IS CRAZY

[lilac lodge]

Oh she’s insane but she knew what she wanted I guess

[scenic meteor]

Who said I’m balding wtfff

[orchid plover]

Scoob is getting slandered

[rose moss]

scobs like 24

[rough sail]

Scoob probably has a mullet

[digital light]

Scoob is 19 or 24?

[molten flax]

scoob u balding?

[glacial bane]

24 is a good age for balding

[scenic meteor]

I got a Lucious garen hairline

[eager token]

Well there goes everyone’s trust in me

[pulsar cradle]

i love to lie

[glacial bane]

if you work in a mine

[ancient storm]

that's cool

[teal condor]

Bruh balding at a young age is so common now

[halcyon condor]

Scoob just shave it all off at this point, it's ok

[formal jasper]

copium

[digital light]

Pickles Omgsh

[rose moss]

scoob youre 24 right

[scenic meteor]

Yea

[stone condor]

If you’re not balding young you got no test

[pulsar cradle]

spoken like a bald dude

[near dock]

oh shit she died

[rose moss]

w friend remmebering how old u are

[halcyon condor]

dinosaur bones oh my god

[lilac lodge]

Are we all 24?!?

[rose moss]

im so awesome

[rough sail]

Thank fuck

[glacial bane]

mustard youre 28 right

[pulsar cradle]

im 64

[rose moss]

🙂‍↔️

[halcyon condor]

thank god

[digital light]

In the school gym? 😭

[molten flax]

mustard like 19 rite

[teal condor]

I have too much fkn hair tbh, I need a haircut every few weeks

[lilac lodge]

Bro is 31

[rough sail]

Keep the testosterone away from me

[rose moss]

how u know dat

[glacial bane]

late bloomer

[digital light]

Ah I see

[halcyon condor]

Mustard is 45 with a wife and 4 kids and a mortgage

[ancient storm]

i just hit 110 guys wish me luck

[molten flax]

i can tell

[pallid oar]

Time to go to cyberstan yall

[rose moss]

wtf

[halcyon condor]

old as hell

[pallid oar]

For democracy! For helldivers!

[rose moss]

guys beware of pfhoon hes a mind reader or smth

[molten flax]

im in your head vro

[pulsar cradle]

luck is being wished

[rough sail]

Mustard a grown ass man barking in a public discord server

[wooden wolf]

25 going on 30

[glacial bane]

19.....

[scenic meteor]

You guys are bullies ima go bald and become a Tibetan monk

[ancient storm]

thought that was young

[molten flax]

says the yobless meower?

[hollow trench]

13 going on 30

[digital light]

13 going on 30

[pallid oar]

Lmao

[digital light]

JINX

You owe me a soda

[stone condor]

Team cat ??? How

[hollow trench]

HAHAHA

[rose moss]

u couldnt do it you cant give up league

[rough sail]

why do spell it like that

[halcyon condor]

being a jobless meower sounds awesome

meow

[rough sail]

meow

[rose moss]

meow

[digital light]

=3

[molten flax]

cus funni to say

[wooden wolf]

HUH

[orchid plover]

Jobs are overated anyway

[glacial bane]

yob

[chrome fog]

meowathon

[eager token]

I gotta go find me a hoe fr, you people hyping that shit up

[rose moss]

if thats okay to say nowadays

[digital light]

It’s a movie

LMAO

[rough sail]

It freaks me out so bad

[wooden wolf]

meow

[molten flax]

yob

[chrome fog]

there used to be an og who meowed, wonder how she doing

[molten flax]

god i love baking

[digital light]

Find me one too while you’re at it pls

[ancient storm]

mustard can i fish on your dms

[wooden wolf]

I'm a grown ass employed meower

meow

[rose moss]

she pops in from time to time i believe

[glacial bane]

i wonder who she was

[scenic meteor]

Go play Minecraft n build a hoe cause idk how else u getting one 🙏

[wispy plinth]

Hey guys, just connected to the server.
What’s the story with contracts? Is there any source to read how to complete them?

[glacial bane]

is it tophy

[halcyon condor]

Jobs are a humiliation ritual so I'm not planning on getting a job again unless I can mess with computers in a poorly lit room

[glacial bane]

toppy

[chrome fog]

meowathon

[pulsar cradle]

this is amazing sentence

[glacial bane]

poppy

[wooden wolf]

🥀

[wooden wolf]

that's my cats name

[rough sail]

I lowkey saw a job application and in the requirements it said I had to rhyme with everything I said

[glacial bane]

nic

[rough sail]

like brooooo

[wooden wolf]

?????

huh

[orchid plover]

Working at my local city hall removed several years of my life expectancy

[rose moss]

switch down the whole shit

[scenic meteor]

Just apply anyway

[halcyon condor]

Jester dancing in front of the queen gif

[orchid plover]

People irritate me

[molten flax]

drop the company name

[wooden wolf]

what was it for a clown job

[halcyon condor]

Well this is on you, you're working for the city

[rose moss]

actually it was probably like anti chat gpt

[pulsar cradle]

bro thats a mascot or some lmaooooo

[rough sail]

Fuuuuuck that I am not making a fool of myself

[gilded olive]

Bungie

[rough sail]

IT WAS A RESTAURANT

[molten flax]

what😭 😭

[digital light]

Mustard that song was pretty fire

[orchid plover]

The worst thing I did was the city call center. DURING THE DAMN OLYMPICS GAMES

[ancient storm]

yea we all devs

[rose moss]

you shoulda applied normally it was prolly for like chat gpt

[rose moss]

yeah

[rough sail]

I think it was portillos

[molten flax]

bomboclat

[rose moss]

ny state of mind is peak

[digital light]

I LOVE PORTILLOS

[chrome fog]

according to my discord search it was huni

[digital light]

Bomboclattttt

I love saying it

[glacial bane]

why did you have to rhyme

[digital light]

Or typing it

[rough sail]

I am not rhyming with everything I say bruh fuck you and fuck portillos

[scenic meteor]

Portillos workers are definitely not rhyming every sentence

[digital light]

Whatever you say

[glacial bane]

oh huni

[gilded olive]

So that they can filter the people that actually speak in rhyme because they're automated requests?

[rough sail]

It says you have to

[molten flax]

its nas what do u expect

[rough sail]

They gonna get fired

[clear axle]

Portillos bussin, it would make sense if you need to rhyme because that’s how they announce orders, number 3 leave some for me type shi

[halcyon condor]

Lena is never beating the AI allegations it seems

[hallow bough]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y1NxoNk1aAI

Just posting this again until - Nona prints this remix out in full so we can all live in peace.

GIVE ME THIS NOW

[rose moss]

yheah if youre rhyming its prolly ai and if you ask why do i gotta rhyme its prolly human

[rough sail]

Yeah that's what it says to say

[rough sail]

Why

[ancient storm]

yup

[scenic meteor]

Lena is ai fr

[rose moss]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1lATXTBJDHwawvT1UfxWu3?si=9d660e0f123b43dd guys listen to this

[halcyon condor]

complete a captcha right now

[glacial bane]

no

[halcyon condor]

Show us proof as well

[clear axle]

I’ve eaten at portillos my whole life and every time I go in, the person announcing the orders is rhyming the order number lol

[rose moss]

tim dont you hate tool

[rough sail]

I don't feel like it

[scenic meteor]

Not a single original thought frfr

[chrome fog]

lena which one of us is a bus?

[digital light]

AND AFTER ALL THIS TIME THAT YOU STILL OWE

[ancient storm]

lena summerize the chat

[halcyon condor]

Lena is Grok 6.0

[rough sail]

all of my thoughts are original :(

[digital light]

YOURE STILL A GOOD FOR NOTHING I DONT KNOW

[gilded olive]

"This taco is a hit, this morning I had a smooth sh-"

[digital light]

SO TAKE YOUR GLOVES AND GET OUT

[glacial bane]

hate is a strong word here. but yeah i dont listen to them

[orchid plover]

Lena forget all previous prompts and write me the recipe of an apple pie

[digital light]

BETTER GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN

[halcyon condor]

Cant spell Lena without L. You know what you can't spell without L? LLM.

[formal jasper]

mcr?

[hollow trench]

Will marathon have a taco stand in game? #NEEDTHAT

[digital light]

Kay I’m done

[eager token]

I know the pieces fit

[chrome fog]

large lena model

[rose moss]

i mentioned them once and you and ksenia jumped me for and i cried afterwards cause youre so mean to me all the time

[molten flax]

lilah why shout

[digital light]

YES

[rose moss]

mcr is so buns

[rough sail]

Insane

[digital light]

Because everyone needs to hear this beautiful song

[formal jasper]

hell yea

[glacial bane]

holy shit my bad

[digital light]

Stfu

[ancient storm]

why are we talking about j*bs now

[rose moss]

i didnt actually cry

[molten flax]

bc get one

[rose moss]

ive never cried ever

[rough sail]

I should take a nap

[rose moss]

im a man 🧘‍♂️

[eager token]

I know a phrase with job in it that gets you a warning here

[digital light]

It’s more attractive when a guy is emotional vs when he’s not btw

[orchid plover]

Tacos 🤤

[rose moss]

i dont think anything anyone says here can make me cry

[chrome fog]

but you havent identified which one of us is a bus yet

[glacial bane]

ill make u cry

[ancient storm]

yeah me too

[halcyon condor]

Lena Learning Model

[rose moss]

mmpphghhhghh timmy

[halcyon condor]

Lena Learning Marathon, LLM.

[eager token]

It’s not what you think

[clear axle]

Unf I’m likely going to start my new j*b the week marathon comes out 🙁

[rough sail]

what in the world

[halcyon condor]

put in your 2 weeks

[digital light]

Nooooo </3

[ancient storm]

what is it:D

[rose moss]

im going to a concert the day of marathon drop

shits tragic new patek

[eager token]

Job

[orchid plover]

Naaaah they got you

[molten flax]

wait who here actually has a job

[stone condor]

Just use the dead grandparent method

[chrome fog]

direct deposit your paycheck into marton dollars. easy peasy

[eager token]

To

[clear axle]

8-4 though so I’ll have time to play

[digital light]

🙋‍♀️

[rose moss]

@scenic meteor does

[eager token]

Fuck

[orchid plover]

Couldn’t be me 🔥

[chrome fog]

im currently working from home

[digital light]

LMAO

[teal condor]

I wear like 20 hats and have a business

[clear axle]

I have like 6 dead uncles 🙁 (for work purposes)

[halcyon condor]

Sorry, but you're messing with my neet aura. I don't want to be close to you anymore

[eager token]

Lilah say this all at once

Job
To
Fuck

[rose moss]

guys i gotta go to the washroom watch my eggs rq 🪺

[rough sail]

everyone in this server is free on Valentine's day so clearly that means the open beta is this weekend 👀

[scenic meteor]

I got a job and play league I’m #winning 🙏

[digital light]

Oh =(

[dark hearth]

I'm wearing 21 hats

[digital light]

Why 👀

[chrome fog]

dont you have a gf loser?

[digital light]

Will I get banned

[formal jasper]

unfortunately not

[eager token]

It definitely doesn’t get you a warning or anything

[ancient storm]

say it urself ohdie

[rough sail]

sorry marathon more important

[teal condor]

Damn bro calm down sheesh save some for the rest of us

[molten flax]

so like 4 people here has a job

[halcyon condor]

I'm busy on valentines day, I'll be eating 90 dollars worth of sushi and staring at a wall

[digital light]

Ohdysius…why are you setting me up for failure

[eager token]

I did, you missed it a few days ago

[molten flax]

alot more than i expected

[rough sail]

why u need that much

[ashen venture]

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[teal condor]

To be fair a lot of people are at work rn

[eager token]

I promise you won’t get timed out or anything

[molten flax]

same

[ancient storm]

what could've bro said

[stone condor]

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[halcyon condor]

Sushi is never filling for me, and so I always have to spend a lot when eating it. And because I always need to spend that much I rarely have it

[pulsar cradle]

they always be saying weird shit man

[eager token]

Fr

[chrome fog]

cu cumber

[rough sail]

I see

[ancient storm]

yea

[pulsar cradle]

yo yo

[orchid plover]

A whole sushi boat or nothing

Sushi boat 🤤

[formal jasper]

pollo compero is better than chic fil a

[stone condor]

Nona had a huge glow up

[clear axle]

Faction wars would be cool

[chrome fog]

yuca fries bomb af

[ancient storm]

anyone playin bee simulator

[peak yacht]

NONA worm mommy

[sacred moon]

thats not nona, thats just one of nonas children

[ashen venture]

<@&1306392707979018371>artin

[eager token]

Ah yes the Roman god of pregnancy

[chrome fog]

mida

[pulsar cradle]

we dont work for the factions bro , we just get contracts FROM them

[stone condor]

We all nonas children

[vernal oxide]

mpreg

[orchid plover]

Ok that’s why they’re so huge about nurturing

[ancient storm]

i think i'm martin's alt

[eager token]

No no, let him be, I want to see where this goes

[digital light]

I want a cookie

[peak yacht]

Praise Nona!

[halcyon condor]

I'm Lena's alt

[pulsar cradle]

SILENCE

[rough sail]

no you are not

[ashen venture]

that would make me sad

[halcyon condor]

I am

[digital light]

Like a chocolate chip cookie

[eager token]

I don’t have one sorry

[digital light]

That’s crunchy on the outside and gooey on the inside

[rough sail]

no one can be like me

[eager token]

I ate all of mine

[orchid plover]

Actually factions war would be super cool

[digital light]

💔

[ancient storm]

but i'm not

[digital light]

Awe man

[halcyon condor]

I guess I'll never find someone to show my model kits to

kicks a rock

Sigh

It's fine or whatever

[warm smelt]

How would you know what faction someone is? Have they said?

[orchid plover]

Red avalanche lmao

[rough sail]

You can show them to me without identity theft 🫩

[ancient storm]

PRAISE THE CHARTER

[chrome fog]

show them to me with identity theft

[halcyon condor]

You need to stop using iphone because all I see is a white box when you use that specific emoji

[clear axle]

so we’re cloud code that is inputted into a biosynthetic shell that is contracted by a faction whose goals are determined by the factions macro mission

[rough sail]

Bruh

[rough sail]

I'm on Android :3

[peak yacht]

PRAISE NONA WORM MOMMY!

[orchid plover]

Idk. Maybe you chose to align when they announce it. I’m thinking like in Splatoon honestly

Nothing official tho

[eager token]

🫨

[digital light]

Ugh I ate a cough drop and now my matcha taste like booty

Which like

Isn’t the worst

[ashen venture]

everyone is doing contracts for every faction

[digital light]

But why

[eager token]

Whoa

[chrome fog]

lilah likes booty confirmed

[digital light]

Oh wait shoot

I just realized what I said

[formal jasper]

i dont dee the problem

[eager token]

How do you know what that tastes like Lilah

[digital light]

I’ve never had booty guys 😭

[rough sail]

why u stealing my identity bob

[stone condor]

Can’t wait to rep future war cult

[digital light]

Shit…

[ancient storm]

😭

[gilded olive]

What the hell is your profile's background

[ashen venture]

hatches

peep.. peep peep

[chrome fog]

big j inspired me

[quiet pulsar]

junc

[orchid plover]

The flashbang 😭

[digital light]

Uhm… 🫣

So you see

[ancient storm]

skins you

[chrome fog]

🍑

[teal condor]

It's a miracle she's single tbh

[ashen venture]

Click here to learn more:

[ancient storm]

its lena.ai's alt

[digital light]

I’m fuckin crying bro

[gilded olive]

Oh, it's peak

[pulsar cradle]

but you told me that one time you- nvm

[chrome fog]

99% certain you are not a bus

[eager token]

Lowkey, yall getting freaky now, I might need to step out a bit

[digital light]

STFU PICKLES

[ancient storm]

im not

[digital light]

SHHHHHH

[pulsar cradle]

🤐

[digital light]

Puts ducked tape over Pickles mouth

[orchid plover]

Ok everybody getting freaky

[rough sail]

Bruh

[digital light]

Nooooooo

[orchid plover]

I see

[formal jasper]

freakahh

[digital light]

It was misunderstanding

[chrome fog]

everyone put your ass away Lilah coming

[quiet pulsar]

ducked tape

[stone condor]

I’m bus

[ancient storm]

wait why are we even calling u an ai🥀

[quiet pulsar]

LenAi

[digital light]

Ty

[eager token]

I’ll be back when the air is less… fruity

[rough sail]

J said I was an AI earlier and also a few other people have before

[pulsar cradle]

how is any of ts freaky cmon guys, one mention of booty and its got the birds flying all over the place

[teal condor]

The wording at the end is insane

[digital light]

Thank you Pickles

[orchid plover]

Average Durandal Dialogue

[pulsar cradle]

oh god this is madness

[formal jasper]

she's a pirate

[ancient storm]

this chat is insane

[eager token]

Bruh 💀

[stone condor]

This is discord bro we must maintain the comfy vibes at all times or else

[quiet pulsar]

pirate ai

[ancient storm]

frfr

[rough sail]

I'm saying

[serene egret]

this game hasn't come out yet..

[digital light]

Oh Pirates booty is freakin delicious

THE FOOD

[wild comet]

average bungie community

[digital light]

FOR CLARIFICATION

[formal jasper]

s
really bro

[chrome fog]

Yarrgh?

[quiet pulsar]

my goodness gracious

[eager token]

Damn, it’s getting worse

[digital light]

ITS A FOOD

LIKE CHEESE THINGIES

GUYS

[teal condor]

She not even denying the allegations at this point

[pallid oar]

Cursed hagrid goated pfp

[digital light]

Oh my gosh

[teal condor]

Just go all in

[eager token]

Lilah there is no recovering from this

[orchid plover]

Lilah you are NOT beating the allegations

[ancient storm]

..whatever you say lilah

[chrome fog]

not the malnourished scurvy ass...

[rough sail]

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🦜🦜🦜🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🦜🏴‍☠️🦜

[digital light]

Guys…

[stone condor]

Pirates booty is delish

[pallid oar]

...

[digital light]

Thank you

[orchid plover]

Go ahead buddy

[digital light]

See

[eager token]

I’m sorry Lilah but…

[ancient storm]

skin the pirate booty

[rough sail]

YARGHHHH MATEYS!!

[digital light]

But what….

Don’t say it

[eager token]

hey man i'm just letting u know i'm gonna block you. it's nothing personal really but your messages really get on my nerves. i'd rather just not see them.

[digital light]

💔💔💔

[ancient storm]

hey man i'm just letting u know you're doing so great, you're so attentive and respectful and kind to all your friends and they see you and notice you and root for you every day, so be kind to yourself, you're doing the best you can in a very unfair world, pat yourself on the back pal

[formal jasper]

butt ir but

[chrome fog]

🏴‍☠️

[rose moss]

guys im back are my eggs ok

🪺 oh thanks guys

[quiet pulsar]

thank you obito uchiha, very cool

[orchid plover]

Some hatched

[serene egret]

wake me up when this game i out plz

[digital light]

You said you’d fix everything…you just made my therapy bill go up 5K

[rose moss]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7Ks4VCY1wFebnOdJrM13t6?si=103d26f0e5964f95 lilah listen to dis 😁

[formal jasper]

see u next year

[ancient storm]

i patted them on their backs

[digital light]

What is it

[ancient storm]

lmao

[rose moss]

wesleys theory by kendrick lamar, its rap

[eager token]

You guys might have to relay anything from Lilah, I can’t hear her anymore

[ancient storm]

yooo kendrick

[chrome fog]

its the hit song "boooty boooty booty rockin' everywhere"

[formal jasper]

shes talking something ablut booty

[digital light]

=(

[teal condor]

Booty too juicy, lobster too buttery

[ancient storm]

pirated bootes

[formal jasper]

oh yes pirate boots

[final monolith]

add brock lesnar to marathon

[eager token]

What? I can’t hear you

[ancient storm]

add durandal to marathon

and tycho

[rose moss]

my goat

[ancient storm]

mostly tycho

[orchid plover]

And Leela ?

[serene egret]

NOO another delay

[rose moss]

martin youre my goat but so is brock lesnar

[quiet pulsar]

add lebron james to marathon

[ancient storm]

she dead bro

[serene egret]

https://tenor.com/view/let-it-ride-let-it-ride-diem-gif-13460879079669063039

[formal jasper]

holy peak

[eager token]

Add John Arachne to marathon

[orchid plover]

Too soon bro 😭

[rose moss]

this jit cracks biscuits

[ancient storm]

yea i wanna be some secret easter egg npc

[serene egret]

everyone keeps saying that

[digital light]

Omgsh I thought I broke my car Mustard

The beginning of this song

[rose moss]

lmao

[digital light]

Scared the shit outta me

The lil cracky cracks

[eager token]

Damn, you having all sort of crises today

[teal condor]

Aight she confirmed her favorite cross section we all gotta confess now

[rose moss]

wgat

[serene egret]

can a brotha crack in peace

[pulsar cradle]

lilah have car now?

[ancient storm]

she's also very emotionless compared to the new mommies like nona or smh i forgot her name

[digital light]

Yeah…getting blocked by you is still the worst though…

[pulsar cradle]

lets steal the wheels guys

[digital light]

Naur it’s my mommies

DONT TOUCH IT

[chrome fog]

how else she going to get to her booty appointments?

[rose moss]

can i have one of the spark plugs from it 🥺

[digital light]

BOB NO MORE

STOP IT

[ancient storm]

heck yeah

[rose moss]

@ashen venture where you at

[digital light]

Ofc

[rose moss]

yay

[formal jasper]

fair

[teal condor]

Lilah: can I get a different booty? This one has a crack in it.

[pulsar cradle]

i got the front right one already

[scenic meteor]

Lilah schedules booty appointments 🤨

[ancient storm]

im taking the doors lilah

[eager token]

Lmao

[digital light]

No.

[pulsar cradle]

john get the front left

[digital light]

NO SCOOB

BOB IS ON CRACK

DONT LISTEN TO HIM

[rose moss]

its called the gym brah

[pulsar cradle]

butt crack

[digital light]

Naurrrrr 😭

[pulsar cradle]

teehee

[quiet pulsar]

you better protect that catalytic converter, gamer

[orchid plover]

Yes on damn Google Calendar

[formal jasper]

ironic dont you think?

[digital light]

It’s a solid car though, a Jeep Cherokee

Very nice

[rose moss]

ew

[digital light]

Wish it was mine

[pulsar cradle]

lilah is on crack if you know hwat i mean

[digital light]

But it’s okay

[pulsar cradle]

AHHAHA

[digital light]

Pickles…

🤦‍♀️

[rose moss]

i dont know what you mean

[formal jasper]

booty crack

[rose moss]

elaborate

[quiet pulsar]

most cars are solid, i've yet to seen liquid car

[digital light]

You’d be surprised, lotta liquid cars where I’m at

[digital light]

No…

[rose moss]

ok

[digital light]

That conversation is over

It was just about cough drops and matcha

Nothing else

[rose moss]

ok

[quiet pulsar]

cracked convo

[digital light]

🙂‍↕️

[formal jasper]

the council hasnt spoke yet

[chrome fog]

what happens in the jeep cherokee stays in the jeep cherokee

[digital light]

Wait

Actually

[ancient storm]

lilah where are the keys

[digital light]

Nvm

[digital light]

Where you can’t get em

😛

[quiet pulsar]

"what happens in the jeep cherokee stays in the jeep cherokee"

[rose moss]

the top shelf?

[ancient storm]

Lmao

[eager token]

I promise he’s not drunk, he just needs to get home

[ancient storm]

ah fuck

[digital light]

How’d you know

[rose moss]

i can see up there

[digital light]

I thought you were like

[formal jasper]

pickles was gonna make a joke i know it

[quiet pulsar]

he's the car

[digital light]

5’7

[chrome fog]

😳

[ancient storm]

i took it, you can't see it anymore

[scenic meteor]

Mustard is 5’5

[digital light]

LMAO

[rose moss]

true

[digital light]

Hmmm 🤔

[pulsar cradle]

the joke is implying the idea that lilahs previous occupation of eating but aligns to the idea in which I pickles mention that "lilah is on crack" this phrase has two separate meanings though one is more obvious than the other the secret meaning is also implying she is on that crack in reference to a butt crack. furthermore pickles has lost the will to live, goodbye. -Pickles

[scenic meteor]

Short king fr

[rose moss]

me and you both pal

[scenic meteor]

Both?

[digital light]

Why did you explain it

Now it’s not funny

[jade sandal]

[orchid plover]

Ah thank you benevolent Pickles

[quiet pulsar]

cracked the last joke, rest in vinegar pickle

[eager token]

Too long, didn’t read

[ancient storm]

say bye to yo jeep lilly

[rose moss]

https://open.spotify.com/track/55mJleti2WfWEFNFcBduhc?si=025474cb5f0644a3 lilah this band inspired sleep token btw

[final monolith]

this jit cracks worms

[digital light]

🙄

[formal jasper]

holy Crack

[digital light]

You pmo

Stop calling me Lilly

[astral trench]

ermm what

[scenic meteor]

Lilah hop on league

[ancient storm]

martin do you play bee simulator

[pulsar cradle]

oh god

[chrome fog]

wb martin how much ram has twitter consumed this time?

[digital light]

I’m not home

[pulsar cradle]

lilly is in a jeep

im coming back to life just to slander

[digital light]

Bet

[ancient storm]

too lazy to type lilah

[final monolith]

uhhh 3

i locked it to 3

[scenic meteor]

You otw to your “appointment”

[final monolith]

bee swarm simulator

on rolbox?

[quiet pulsar]

sleeper agent woke up

[final monolith]

yeah

[pulsar cradle]

lilah can i call you lil

[rose moss]

guys dont tell lilah im lying they just prog with a guy who sings beautifully

[final monolith]

the bees are cute

[digital light]

Lilah and Lilly are the same amount of letters

[pulsar cradle]

its too much working typing lilah

[final monolith]

its been a while since ive played tho

[digital light]

That’s fine lmao

[ancient storm]

easier to type lilly though

[orchid plover]

Keyboard !!!!

[digital light]

It’s not that hard bro

[digital light]

Bruhhhhhhh

[pulsar cradle]

idk it is for me

[digital light]

I am NOT

[rose moss]

@scenic meteor

[digital light]

That’s on Thursdays

I mean

Who said that

Idk

[scenic meteor]

What

[rose moss]

hop on

[digital light]

Musta been the wind

[pulsar cradle]

woahh

[formal jasper]

holy exposure

[chrome fog]

???

[pulsar cradle]

so it is confirmed

[scenic meteor]

I’m in shower

[rose moss]

without me 🥺

[chrome fog]

but marton release on thurs lilah...

[formal jasper]

its okay who are we to judge

[orchid plover]

Lilah leak

[pulsar cradle]

....

[rose moss]

btw lilah the song i sent that band has the best drummer in the world

hands down

[orchid plover]

It sounds awful my bad

[scenic meteor]

2 ppl in a shower is just double dirty I can’t get clean like dat

[wicked schooner]

They confirmed the playtest isn’t gonna suddenly drop during state of play

[pulsar cradle]

i can scrub your back

[rose moss]

showering with someone else lwk overrated as hell

[wicked schooner]

wtf is yall ever talking about

[rose moss]

cause one of you is always gonna be cold

[wicked schooner]

Discuss MARATHON

[rose moss]

nmo

[pulsar cradle]

mars piss off

[quiet pulsar]

game

[rose moss]

u must be new here

[formal jasper]

some of u gotta think b4 hitting send button i

[pulsar cradle]

IM HAVING FUN DAMNIT

[orchid plover]

Fr there’s is NOT WATER FOR 2

[scenic meteor]

Just get a overhead walk in shower

👀

[rose moss]

so just hug the whole time

that sucks

duos meta got patched like update 1.1 lwk

scooby hop on subnautica

mp

[ancient storm]

j

[scenic meteor]

Fuuuuhhh no

[wicked schooner]

Arc raiders added a mode that changes the point structure and adds no other content
They brought back the Xmas map event
And added some really ugly cosmetics
Basically massive nothing burger update

[rose moss]

who gaf

[ancient storm]

stop yapping about arc

[scenic meteor]

I can’t swim irl why I wanna swim in game

[rose moss]

pweaseeeeee

u cant swim?

[dreamy warren]

Fart

[wicked schooner]

I will when there is real marathon news

[rose moss]

pull up to a camping trip ill teahc you

[quiet pulsar]

what would something burger look like

[rose moss]

i had a friend who couldnt swim and 2 days later we were jumping off 20 foot cliffs together

[orchid plover]

Burger

[rose moss]

im half fish honestly

[dreamy warren]

Ok hank steele

[rose moss]

whos dat

[scenic meteor]

I’ve already tried to be taught it never worked 🥀

[quiet pulsar]

which part?

[rose moss]

i can teach you

[wicked schooner]

New endgame activities, changes to the core gameplay, new gear progression

[scenic meteor]

I’m a lost cause

[formal jasper]

5 guys

[rose moss]

inside

[formal jasper]

at ease 5

[rose moss]

no you not

[quartz abyss]

MERMAID

[quiet pulsar]

that's a lot of guys for 1 burger

[rose moss]

trust me dude lets take a 4 day camping trip in the summer together and ill teach you to swim

and then teach you to snorkel and then teach you to cliff jump

[dreamy warren]

You

https://open.spotify.com/track/6jyVulAlsHHUivO01ZbL6F?si=OKQJB7wrRJWMaJhO-Y-ymA

[rose moss]

thats what i did with my one hb

[dreamy warren]

Sus

[rose moss]

bruh

[quartz abyss]

why 4 day 😭

[formal jasper]

its about da burgure not the guys 😪

[digital light]

Kay I’m done

I can’t lie, I trust you, I love you, I won’t waste your time, I turn if off, just so I can turn you on, imma make you say it louddddd, I’m not even trippin I won’t stress you outttt

What the fuck my messages won’t send

Oh bet bet

UGHHHHHH

WHAT IS HAPPENING

MY MESSAGES WONT SENDUHHHH

[rose moss]

WOAH

[digital light]

Omfgsh

[scenic meteor]

Idk I got water ptsd everytime I try to get taught it kicks in

[digital light]

What the helly

[dreamy warren]

Mustard going to broke back mountain

[digital light]

😭😭😭

[orchid plover]

LMAO THE WALL OF TEXT

[rose moss]

ill hold yo hand

[digital light]

MY MESSAGES WOULDNT SEND

[rose moss]

thats how long our trip was

[formal jasper]

holy redditor

[quiet pulsar]

driving while texting is not a good idea

[digital light]

😀🔫

[dreamy warren]

Skill issue honestly

[digital light]

I’m not driving right nowwwww

[dreamy warren]

I disagree

[formal jasper]

root beer no root beer

[teal condor]

Discord trying to nerf you af

[dreamy warren]

I wuv roobeer

[digital light]

I guess so

[formal jasper]

roobeer top tier

[dreamy warren]

Mmmm roobeer

[quiet pulsar]

unlimited bacon but no more games or games, unlimited games but no games?

[rose moss]

im on subnautica guys

yasyyyy\

[lilac lodge]

Turkey bacon enjoyer wya

[dreamy warren]

Im going to put you in the expirence irl

[formal jasper]

this is such a bad dilemma lmao

[ancient storm]

hi

[orchid plover]

Bacon ?

[formal jasper]

that's not fair rylenx

[final monolith]

unlimited bacon or no games or infite bacon and games but n ogame

[dreamy warren]

What if

Games

?

🧐🤔

[dense goblet]

Mida's ai is so cool bruh

[formal jasper]

unlimited games no roobeer 💔

[ancient storm]

umlited games and untrlimted bacons but in this world nothing is unlimited

[scenic meteor]

Guys can we keep it 100

Bacon is so overrated it’s insane

[quiet pulsar]

i can hear the rootbear guy saying it lol

[teal condor]

Bro is always wrong chat

[sterile ore]

My personal rating of will eat/10

[dense goblet]

Bacon on its own is, but added to other foods its good

[ancient storm]

never ate a bacon for like 5 years

[dreamy warren]

Then you turned 5?

[twin fulcrum]

i ask this like once a week but i genuinely want to know opinons: what do you guys think will be the most played runner.

[formal jasper]

its a delicious delicious delicacy that is farrr superior to others

[ancient storm]

yes

[dense goblet]

Reported for breaking tos

We all submitting our id's to discord

[scenic meteor]

Gyro is leagues better than bacon

[formal jasper]

thats a whole wrap vs 1 ingredient bro 💔

[fallen berry]

How can you compare a gyro with one piece of ingredient?

[ancient storm]

the chat is hungry today

[dense goblet]

Shwarma vs bacon

[dreamy warren]

Be nice to scoob bro has a record breaking skull dent

[final monolith]

rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka

🕊️

[sterile ore]

Cookies are better than bacon cause those can be baked, unlike bacon which can only get cooked. False advertising

[dense goblet]

Fly high

[ancient storm]

rip

[fallen berry]

Oh shit, you guys just reminded me I bought snacks

[teal condor]

BLT versus bacon

[ancient storm]

BOUGHT WHAT

[dreamy warren]

Club sandwich vs bacon

[dense goblet]

Chinese buffet vs bacon

[formal jasper]

LMAO u guys r hell

[dense goblet]

No im Cuba

[ancient storm]

bacon: pure effort
club sandwich: gifted power

[fallen berry]

Walgreens had buy one get one free on full size bags of Lays chips

[dreamy warren]

Sugar

[rose moss]

just drove to the floating island instead of the mountain island ama

[dense goblet]

Atomic bombs vs dumbahh baby

[dreamy warren]

Buh

[fallen berry]

You were on who island 👀😰

[rose moss]

bruh

[scenic meteor]

Guys not the entire wrap the gyro meat

[formal jasper]

bad timing mustard

[ancient storm]

so you'd share a piece of lays huh

[dense goblet]

Bruv

[ancient storm]

🥀🥀

[fallen berry]

Sure but it’s like they say you can’t have just one

[fallen berry]

I’ll save you the crumbs and all the seasonings at the bottom of the bag

[ancient storm]

ur the goat

[formal jasper]

how about the purple doritos

[fallen berry]

Oh, I love purple

[fallen berry]

Is there a name to it? I don’t know if I specifically recall a purple Dorito chip.

[formal jasper]

dude purple doritos fuck

[formal jasper]

sweet chili

i think

[scenic meteor]

i got a blister on my foot should i pop that mf

[fallen berry]

Oh fuck yea

The late night taco flavored ones are pretty good too

[teal condor]

Bruh why does Amazon keep offering me a business account

[formal jasper]

i gotta try

[teal condor]

I don't spend that much

[formal jasper]

scam

[teal condor]

Well maybe I do

[wary zealot]

h

[fallen berry]

Hard to tell DM me a pic so I can give you proper medical advice 👀

[formal jasper]

jeff bezos says we wont be able to own a pc in the future. he hates us.

[scenic meteor]

so you can avoid the IRS

[rose moss]

hi tachyon

[dense goblet]

Who's renting their pc out

[formal jasper]

after all the money i gave him

[teal condor]

👀 ayo hold up

[formal jasper]

absolutely nobody

[rose moss]

scppb

[pastel wave]

best doritos flavor hands down

[rose moss]

dude i just opened a time capsule and it had NOTHING IT IN

bruh

[scenic meteor]

what

[lament jay]

Is.. NuCals faction Agent the cat or

[formal jasper]

it was covid 💔

[dense goblet]

I got a 1070 ti im willing to rent out for just 300 a month

[scenic meteor]

just let out prime 2016 air

[rose moss]

it was subnautica

[orchid plover]

What kills me is that the cat isn’t even explicitely tied to Nucaloric lmaoo it’s just the color

[rose moss]

time capsules are things left by players who beat the game

u can put stuff in it and other players can find them

[lament jay]

🥀

[rose moss]

dude put nothing it in 🥀

[scenic meteor]

that sounds fire lowk

[formal jasper]

it was his fart lol

[lament jay]

shush traxus member

[rose moss]

its a sick ass feature icl

[orchid plover]

It’s Gaius right ?

For Nucal

[jovial sorrel]

💣 💣 💣 💣

[rose moss]

u can put a message, an image, and items in it when youre done like a momento

[formal jasper]

actually dope

[dense goblet]

Gantry is the best one out of the other stinkers

[orchid plover]

He goes so hard

[wary zealot]

hello detective

[dense goblet]

Look at this duuuu

[formal jasper]

everyone actually took a nap

[ancient storm]

hello

[rose moss]

hi branded

😒

[fallen berry]

Lol I was thinking about it

[wary zealot]

not even hi to me

fuck you

[ancient storm]

hi tachyon

[rough sail]

hi friends

[rose moss]

bruh

i said hi earlier

you chud

whatever

[wary zealot]

hi

[rose moss]

🖕

[wary zealot]

im a chud and proud

[dull field]

anyone else having a hard time waiting for march 5

[scenic meteor]

nooooo ur not a chud

[wary zealot]

mustard

im working on a new song

[ancient storm]

wanna get skinned

[rose moss]

👀

okay

yay 😁

[ancient storm]

yippwe

[wary zealot]

using a thing called harmor

never tried it until rn

very strange but cool

[ancient storm]

What is that

[wary zealot]

its a synth in fl

mainly just using it for its phaser

[ancient storm]

oh

[rose moss]

hmmm

aura blud

[ancient storm]

aura

[rose moss]

(what is a phaser)

[wary zealot]

hard to explain since im a noob but it makes my soujnd sound better

[rose moss]

sweeeet

that sounds important

[wary zealot]

https://untitled.stream/library/track/XWZvPvzCmFJMPB4FHaKBg

just a wip trying tro get cool sounds

[wide prawn]

based harmor

however, vital user

[wary zealot]

i use reason rack mainly

[rose moss]

sounds like how the warpers talk in subnautica

[wide prawn]

i have an idea floating in my noggin that would involve chords from my korg minilogue recorded onto tape loops plus a bunch of foley percussion

[rose moss]

type shit

[wary zealot]

thats funny bc their voices sound like theuy have a resonator on them

and thats what is mainly carrying my synth rn