🗣marathon-general-chat

[upper ledge]

[dreamy forge]

okaaay, gonna miss those skinnssss

[delicate berry]

last goty gotta be the worst one yet

[mellow solstice]

Halo3 won GameStop goty again*

[visual summit]

fomo lowkey stretching me thin

[delicate berry]

but its not even geoffs fault is the thing

people just didnt have stuff to show

[mellow solstice]

How many times I wonder lol

[mellow solstice]

Almost every gamer stop have a halo3 poster

[dreamy forge]

How did Schedule I not win GOTY

[visual summit]

the moment I can defeat my fomo, I think I will achieve great things lol

[mellow solstice]

They really glazed it

[keen zinc]

Aside from more cosmetics, it comes with the season 1 pass. Passes dont expire after the season ends

[mellow solstice]

It was too realistic.

[delicate berry]

that video was pretty good, i like how they let scott the woz just do whatever

[mellow solstice]

Atleast GameStop know their trading is hot garbage

[dreamy forge]

And Clair Obscur isn't?

[visual summit]

is there somewhere I can look at this, like a graphic or something

[mellow solstice]

Lol

[clever haven]

i thought those were just upgrades not cosmetic

[mellow solstice]

Clair obscure was a rpg

Is not realistic

And it was made by french people

[visual summit]

are you a bot? or a real human

[obsidian quartz]

idk if they are cosmetic ngl

it would be cool if they were

[mellow solstice]

BEEP BOPP BEEP BEPP

🤖

[clever haven]

it rlly would be

[keen zinc]

https://www.bungie.net/7/en/News/Article/marathon-releases-march-5-2026-new-trailer-and-more in here

[small moon]

🐌 OMG STATE OF PLAY DATE AND TIME CONFIRMED

[clever haven]

i am a customisation warrior

[scenic meteor]

Gonna be a long day today

[clever haven]

me receiving it vicariously and graciously from the back

[mellow solstice]

I. AM. CLANKER.

[delicate berry]

imagine if there was a core that would surround you in protective gear

like an armored core

[mellow solstice]

I wonder

[delicate berry]

whys that scoob

[mellow solstice]

If nuMarathon will have oxygen as a resource you need to manage

It wouldn't be that bad.

[obsidian quartz]

theres not even a decay recon shell skin for deluxe L even more reason to avoid

[scenic meteor]

Not enough sleep 🥀

[obsidian quartz]

all those preorder skins are gonna do is make me target you because i know you paid extra and fomo got to you

[mellow solstice]

Haii!!!!!

Good to see you

[delicate berry]

why are we all sleep deprived

this game is doing things to us

[mellow solstice]

Waiting for Marton

[obsidian quartz]

im not sleep deprived

[mellow solstice]

I read the Terminals to sleep

[obsidian quartz]

its 1 am but im about to go to bed and this is normal

[ocean fog]

Wait whennnn

[delicate berry]

🫵 name 3 dreams youve had in the last week

[mellow solstice]

I haven't slept for 3 days now

[delicate berry]

guys i havent showered since last year

[obsidian quartz]

nightmares 😔

[mellow solstice]

I'm going to burnout from this marathon fan game-

[urban solstice]

I dont think it have ever had a dream, am I ment to when I sleep

[obsidian quartz]

guys only 1 more shower to next year!11!!!1

[mellow solstice]

[small moon]

It's Thursday 10pm UTC

[mellow solstice]

Is funny that I showered more than I sleep

💀

[visual summit]

thanks

[mellow solstice]

I love women

I love women

I'm dyinnnnnnnn!!!!

[obsidian quartz]

women are goated 🗣️

[mellow solstice]

🤪

[clever haven]

say that again…

[visual summit]

bro is drowning in it

[delicate berry]

who would win in a fight: goliath from the bible or crota, son of oryx

[mellow solstice]

Uhhg

[obsidian quartz]

me

[mellow solstice]

What if they kiss

🥺

[visual summit]

???

[scenic meteor]

The traveller

[mellow solstice]

SILENT-

[delicate berry]

bro has a bigger oversoul

[mellow solstice]

What no marathon for 31 years does to a man

🦖

[obsidian quartz]

yeah

this is kinda par for the course at this point

[delicate berry]

the traveler aint doo shit

[scenic meteor]

When does furry keighley drop

[delicate berry]

im kidding

im not good enough at drawing

[mellow solstice]

I read the Terminals Soo much I saw them in my dreams.

[delicate berry]

i lowkey never will be so ill just tell u

[mellow solstice]

That's why I stop sleeping

[scenic meteor]

Bruh it’s just ears

[delicate berry]

the idea i had was to make a sankeighley

like a halo sangheili with geoffs face

but theres no way im good enough at drawing to do that

[mellow solstice]

I used to be extremely good at drawing
But now my hand is too shaky to draw

😭

And I kinda fall asleep randomly while drawing

[mellow solstice]

Play my Highguard.
Watch my goty.

[scenic meteor]

Start drinking to combat the shakes 🙏

[mellow solstice]

I don't drinking alcohol

It makes me feminine-

I'm not gay. I'm not gay!

[scenic meteor]

Sometimes u just gotta see it through

[obsidian quartz]

doesnt need to be good it just has to have passion

[jaunty crystal]

gen chat never disapponts

[scenic meteor]

We try not to

[acoustic stone]

Someone wanna give me a marathon copy pls 😭 😭 i wanna play but i pay vetererinary of my pet

[lilac lodge]

Thursday is when we finally get to play marathon again

[delicate berry]

i was thinking about it but both of your games in rotation are riot games so its gonna be a pass from me

[obsidian quartz]

and then you can give it an eyepatch and become punished sankeighley

[delicate berry]

the urge to turn my life around keeps only kicking in at night maybe i should just become nocturnal

[lilac lodge]

Wait you play league ?

[acoustic stone]

Yes in lan

[mellow solstice]

I might hit the gym next week.

[lilac lodge]

You’re not getting a dime from me pal

[acoustic stone]

I'm master last season

[mellow solstice]

I have skip it recently

[jaunty crystal]

you got priority straight thats good

[delicate berry]

job

[acoustic stone]

So sad

[obsidian quartz]

the real reason is because something during the day is causing you stress and you only feel like you have freedom during the night when that source isnt around. source: i deal with the same exact thing

[acoustic stone]

Yeah she Is a daschund, her name is Zoe

Uwu

[outer lichen]

Get out of my head

[acoustic stone]

Is a little baby of 8 months

[delicate berry]

that makes sense

howd u fix it if i may ask?

[jaunty crystal]

lil hot dog

[obsidian quartz]

never we all live in the same head

[obsidian quartz]

the only solution is to get away from whatever is stressing you out, i havent fixed it yet but i know my personal solution is leaving this house

[acoustic stone]

Yeah 🗣️

[grand whale]

My foot hurts

[acoustic stone]

But im from latam

[mellow solstice]

Get some rest

[acoustic stone]

The game is so expensive here

[mellow solstice]

Dip it in warm water

It would get better over time

[grand whale]

I gotta walk my lil brother to school my car is at the mechanic

[delicate berry]

im just spitballing here but we might also have the same things that stress us out too LMAO

[grand whale]

Horrid timing

[obsidian quartz]

ya most likely lmao

[mellow solstice]

Dang that's

Wow.

[delicate berry]

🫂 i hope u feel more comfortable at home one day

[obsidian quartz]

thank you i hope you do too

[mellow solstice]

Yikes that must be painful

[grand whale]

Yea my right foot feel like a buncha fucked bs rn

[mellow solstice]

💀

I have insomnia

I haven't sleep for 3 days

[delicate berry]

does his name say Aj2wellrested?

NO

[mellow solstice]

[obsidian quartz]

bed time for me gang i got dnd tomorrow have a good timezone yall

[mellow solstice]

Is a lied

[grand whale]

Idk how it happened at my ripe age of 20 as a healthy athletic black man

[mellow solstice]

He haven't rest

[delicate berry]

goodnight hugs!!

[mellow solstice]

At all

[grand whale]

No way my body already breaking

[mellow solstice]

G-

[acoustic stone]

I cant give you a photo of my pet Zoe

🙁

[scenic meteor]

Brother 20 is when it all falls apart

[mellow solstice]

Go get some rest pal-

[scenic meteor]

I gotta use a cane to walk now

[tight spire]

T-3h untill new cinematic?

[grand whale]

Insomnia like spider man? Idk what insomnia is

[delicate berry]

ok gregory house

[acoustic stone]

Someone give me a copy pls

🙁

[mellow solstice]

Hard/impossible to sleep

Is very annoying

[grand whale]

Dang, is it like a genetic thing

Or

[mellow solstice]

Yeah

[grand whale]

I though it was like 26

[scenic meteor]

That’s what they want u to think

[mellow solstice]

Im going to play marathon infinity until I go insane.

That might help me sleep better

[grand whale]

I thought prime was between 20 to 26

[mellow solstice]

Lol

[normal dock]

marathon closed beta in 3 days

[grand whale]

Damn man that sounds horrible

[mellow solstice]

Read my terminals

[grand whale]

Misinformation merchant

[tight spire]

yeah, 20 months

[outer lichen]

Not necessarily. We're almost certain we'll at least get an announcement tho

[normal dock]

real information peddler

[grand whale]

What

[mellow solstice]

Why Tf does alcohol make me feminine

I DONT UNDERSTAND

[grand whale]

Felini

[normal dock]

cause it comes from FErMentation

[grand whale]

Idk

[mellow solstice]

XD

[grand whale]

I don’t drink alcohol

[mellow solstice]

Nice one

[mellow solstice]

I mostly drink root beer

Is a soft drink

[grand whale]

Can’t not drink alcohol anymore?

[acoustic stone]

A copy of the game for me please 🙁

[tight spire]

depends on what question you’re asking

[mellow solstice]

Yeah

[grand whale]

Unfortunately I’m a broke college student man I’m sorry

[scenic meteor]

U drinking right now typing like that

[keen zinc]

[grand whale]

I’m pooping rn

[mellow solstice]

You don't saw what I deleted.

[tight spire]

I did.

[mellow solstice]

No you don't

[tight spire]

I thought you got timed out

[grand whale]

Was wiping so I missed it

[mellow solstice]

I deleted it

[tight spire]

no, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it

[mellow solstice]

No is not that offensive

[mellow solstice]

What does it say

Hmmmmm????

[tight spire]

half of the forbidden phrases on this server aren’t offensive

I’ll give you an answer

[lilac lodge]

Anyone see the marathon ad during the turning point halftime show

[normal dock]

who the fuck watched the turning point show

[scenic meteor]

You gonna slimed for saying that around here

[tight spire]

basically alcohol is poison, and like any poison, it negatively impacts multiple of your biological systems, most importantly the brain

prolonged or reular use of alcohol results in lowered production of testosterone

[normal dock]

isn't kid rock in it, does he still cry and piss all over the stage and act like its art?

[lilac lodge]

😭the klan show ad prices were cheaper bungie playing 3d chess

[dusk oak]

Quality MIDA member there

[mellow solstice]

Fem what

[dusk oak]

U r invited to NuCaloric

[tight spire]

B.O.Y.

[normal dock]

lets share a burger

lets share a coop liquid burger

[clever haven]

i can’t say th word starting with g that rhymes with schooner

[neon crag]

anybody else playing Apex as aim training for Marathon lfmao

[clever haven]

u get timeded

[pulsar cradle]

hello

your king has come

[lilac lodge]

Nucaloric always worried about something to eat…haven’t yall ate enough

[mellow solstice]

Yep

[clever haven]

burger

[scenic meteor]

@bleak halo ?

[clever haven]

shush pickel

[mellow solstice]

Sure!!!

[clever haven]

you are but a poosant

[clever haven]

ye

[pulsar cradle]

is an inferior speaking?

[mellow solstice]

I love sharing

[clever haven]

said it yesterday and got silenced for an hour

[tight spire]

I politely decline (any corporate ownership over my body, mind and soul)

[clever haven]

that’s racis u can’t do that

[dusk oak]

alas

[mellow solstice]

Interesting name

[pulsar cradle]

thats not racism

[dusk oak]

Maragooner , hmmm, interesting

[mellow solstice]

Silent or not burger for you

[pulsar cradle]

woah

[clever haven]

yes it is peasant

[mellow solstice]

Mida inferior.

[scenic meteor]

Pickles gonna get canceled for the 20th time

[clever haven]

don’t talk to me peasant

[prime fern]

When is the free weekend thingy happening

[mellow solstice]

Imagine failed to take over the uesc marathon

😈

Mehehehhaw

[clever haven]

cyberacme top 10 loser choices

[mellow solstice]

Inferior!

[pulsar cradle]

took awhile to type that, must be an inferior life form of some sort, def not a superior pickle

[mellow solstice]

WELL WELL ATLEAST WE CAN READ ANCIENT ALIEN STUFF

🥺

[pulsar cradle]

CyAc on top

[clever haven]

lowk i picked mida cuz i like blue an i also love the multi tool and mini tool

[mellow solstice]

You are Soo meanie!!

😭

[clever haven]

pickel i will eat you

green fuck

[pulsar cradle]

dude we have our ai in the shells

[mellow solstice]

That's racist!!!

[pulsar cradle]

i will fucking destroy you

[clever haven]

ur literally going to chatgpt urself to a victory thats cheating

[mellow solstice]

We can even translate pfhor language

We are Soo superior

Frr

[clever haven]

don’t threaten me with a good time pickel

[pulsar cradle]

ong

we so smart

[clever haven]

yeah but ur so green

[mellow solstice]

Real!!!

[pulsar cradle]

all these losers forget their shells run off of our ai

[tight spire]

I got timed out for discussing the runner’s dimorphic characteristics, or writing spoon without the „s”. I can’t recall the other times. I got kicked from the server for making a „y o m a m a” joke though.

[nova fiber]

https://blog.playstation.com/2026/02/09/state-of-play-returns-this-thursday-february-12/

[clever haven]

that’s the colour of vomit

[mellow solstice]

Well WELLL...

Soo Is Durandal

[gray minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1111040810574680076/1469011104284934329/cyac-pink.gif (forgot mara memes dont work in this chan lol)

[mellow solstice]

🥺

[pulsar cradle]

im pickle

[gray minnow]

🙂

[clever haven]

yes i know

[mellow solstice]

I'm Feeling evil

[clever haven]

you were born that way and it’s okay

[mellow solstice]

Should i

Ghost ping Doug zartman

[clever haven]

i forgive you

[mellow solstice]

😈

@gray minnow

[pulsar cradle]

being pickle is great

join me guys

[mellow solstice]

Nvm.

[mellow solstice]

No

[tight spire]

apparently there’s an update scheduled for the 20th. might be the thing, or it might be a preload befroe the last weekend of feb

[clever haven]

being a peasant is great? ok pal

[gray minnow]

Green is Win

[mellow solstice]

You taste bad on my sandwich

[pulsar cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/sobbing-sob-cry-tears-sad-gif-24749164

[clever haven]

burger sauce

[mellow solstice]

They're everywhere!!!

[pulsar cradle]

thats not a real thing you fool

[clever haven]

why have i assembled the 5 cyberacme enjoyers in one place

eww

[gray minnow]

cause all the kids are in school?

[clever haven]

i will fucking BURGER you

[mellow solstice]

Give me 1 dollar and I'll ghost ping Doug for 100 times then leave the server.

[pulsar cradle]

silence wench

[clever haven]

ewww why u thinking about where the kids are

[prisma edge]

Where did you hear this?

[clever haven]

i’m going to tickle you….

[prime fern]

Oh alr alr, im really exited for the game is alredy pre ordered and Everything i was asking for the free weekend to try and get my friends into getting the game as well

[clever haven]

the demons told them

[pulsar cradle]

i bite

[tight spire]

I have my sources

[clever haven]

good

that’s how i like my pickel

[tight spire]

there was an exchange like that on new-noise I think

[gray minnow]

green pickles are better than blue pickles

[clever haven]

bites back

[mellow solstice]

I like pickled with my eggs

[pulsar cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/kirara-hakari-kirara-hoshi-kinji-hakari-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-5564850742592804344

us

[mellow solstice]

How about oranges one.

[pulsar cradle]

me and chagwan

[clever haven]

i’m going to fucking pickle you in brine

[tight spire]

never preorder

[mellow solstice]

Stop the man kissing.

[mellow solstice]

I'll pre order

[clever haven]

bagsy i’m kirara

[mellow solstice]

Because have too much money

[tight spire]

because you’re CyAc

[clever haven]

don’t be homopebek

[pulsar cradle]

dman right you are

[mellow solstice]

YES IM THE NERD.

[prime fern]

Why not 🦌

[gray minnow]

i only pre-order sure things

[mellow solstice]

🤓

[clever haven]

but hakari is so cool tho

i regret my choice

[pulsar cradle]

lol, loser

[clever haven]

no but kirara is awesome

[prisma edge]

Oh OK - just making it up then

[tight spire]

the brain issues come with the territory

[mellow solstice]

READ MY TERMINALS 👻

[pulsar cradle]

cant play slots without a lever

[clever haven]

silence loser

that’s crazy work bro

[gray minnow]

dudes in your own faction !

[pulsar cradle]

he got his sources from john source

yo

[clever haven]

i’m disloyal i’m like omniman

[pulsar cradle]

should i

buy a penji

or nah

[clever haven]

john marton

[clever haven]

get a bluntski instead it’s cool

[normal dock]

"never preorder" your ass is on a game discord server

[tight spire]

yeah

[clever haven]

real shit bro

[tight spire]

it’s free

[normal dock]

showers are free

[pulsar cradle]

newvea pweoda 🥴

[clever haven]

if u broke jus say that

jus say dat twin

[tight spire]

I can be excited for a game without enabling harmful business practices that ultimately shaft me, the consumer

[clever haven]

putting badness against the mida name

[pulsar cradle]

moron is gonna flip when he notices normal preorders cost the same as the game

[normal dock]

OOGA BOOGA INDEED LINKEDIN

[clever haven]

u like getting shafted tho don’t lie

[clever haven]

yeah

[tight spire]

then why don’t you try one?

[pulsar cradle]

NEVA PWEODA

NEVA PWEODA

[heavy coyote]

2.9 Monday and no test news!?!?!?!?!?!

[normal dock]

i sold it to buy marathon

[clever haven]

look in the mirror ahh comeback

[tight spire]

like I said, I haven’t preordered the game

[normal dock]

we don't care

[pulsar cradle]

do it

[clever haven]

ok and we don’t care

[normal dock]

you think that makes you better than us

[tight spire]

no

[clever haven]

pickel let the guy wallow

[normal dock]

post your hairline in general right now

[tight spire]

I’m better than you for many different reasons

[pulsar cradle]

guys you are having a very chuddy convo

lets stop

[tight spire]

that’s not one of them though

[clever haven]

that’s so chud

[pulsar cradle]

arguing over preoders

[clever haven]

never say that again

[pulsar cradle]

cmon

all yall stfu

[mellow solstice]

Hai guys I'm back.

[pulsar cradle]

cut it out

[mellow solstice]

The lore server is Soo ded

[clever haven]

acting like u weren’t part of it twin 💔

[pulsar cradle]

or im getting involed

[mellow solstice]

HEY WATCH IT

I'm out of ammo!!!

KILL ME!

[normal dock]

its either this or trying to figure out what the fuck is "solo the witness or drink pee"

[pulsar cradle]

i made one bit of banter

[prime fern]

🦌

[mellow solstice]

Frog blast the vent core!!!

[clever haven]

more than one twin more than one

[mellow solstice]

I don't understand that.

[pulsar cradle]

frog blast my frog hole

[clever haven]

holy shit it’s john deere

[mellow solstice]

🥵

Zamn.

[normal dock]

tuff......

[pulsar cradle]

stfu newgen i make the rules not you

now roll over

[clever haven]

frog blast my tight opening

[normal dock]

aright too far

[clever haven]

the humble discord mod:

[mellow solstice]

Pls be uhmmm
Not Soo toxic about the nuMarathon fans.

[mellow solstice]

😇

Please-nnn

[pulsar cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-homelander-gif-16156538903600882075

[mellow solstice]

🥺

[clever haven]

he misspelled roll as role make fun of him

[mellow solstice]

You are Soo evil-

[normal dock]

https://tenor.com/view/no-image-perms-no-image-perks-no-image-gif-12889793216262706171

[pulsar cradle]

who?

[clever haven]

the man in pickel mirror

he ask to change his way

[pulsar cradle]

who

who

[mellow solstice]

You you

[pulsar cradle]

who

[mellow solstice]

YOU

[pulsar cradle]

who

[mellow solstice]

Youh

[pulsar cradle]

who

[clever haven]

pickel this is annoying

[pulsar cradle]

who

[clever haven]

stop it

[pulsar cradle]

who

[normal dock]

pickel

[clever haven]

ur not funny no more

[pulsar cradle]

who

who

[clever haven]

excuse you

[pulsar cradle]

slur

[normal dock]

nuh uh you fucked up

[pulsar cradle]

thats a slur

[normal dock]

go to the void

[clever haven]

yeah that’s a slur u can’t be doing that

[pulsar cradle]

i had such a good stretch

[mellow solstice]

Slap him

[pulsar cradle]

im so stretched rn

[normal dock]

stretching what

[mellow solstice]

It would make him stop

😇

[clever haven]

wil do

[normal dock]

stretching what

[clever haven]

ough i’m so stretched and taut

[pulsar cradle]

i will enjoy the slap

and ask for another

[pulsar cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-homelander-gif-16156538903600882075

[clever haven]

littel pickel stretchy

[mellow solstice]

Yesss

[clever haven]

like stretch armston

[outer lichen]

Chat is not very silly tonight

[pulsar cradle]

its not night nerd

[clever haven]

chat is always silly when i am here

never fear chuddley is here

[mellow solstice]

Ehem-

[pulsar cradle]

hello

[clever haven]

pickel what time is it for u

[pulsar cradle]

it is

3:36 pm

bungie marathon

[clever haven]

damn u only an hour ahead of me

[mellow solstice]

Sh.

[clever haven]

hungry bart

[pulsar cradle]

what is your age bro

i believe in you

[clever haven]

urs plus an hour

[pulsar cradle]

you will get gf

[mellow solstice]

I just turned 22

😇

[pulsar cradle]

bro me too

[clever haven]

minus an hour

[mellow solstice]

YEE HAWWW

🤠

[pulsar cradle]

i lied

[clever haven]

unc

unc anyway

[pulsar cradle]

my birthday is in july

[mellow solstice]

Also Imma change my name into BMO for short

Lnaoo

[clever haven]

do it twin

[pulsar cradle]

is this inferior speaking again bungiemarathon?

[mellow solstice]

Hai guys I'm marathon.

[pulsar cradle]

we should hurt him

[clever haven]

pickel i’m going to hurted you

[mellow solstice]

I don't think that's a good idea

Cuz

[tight spire]

why would you even preorder a game like that?

[prime fern]

John marathon

[mellow solstice]

I know mida is indeed inferior

But

[clever haven]

can u actually be quiet

[pulsar cradle]

but somethings off

[mellow solstice]

Should give them some respect

[pulsar cradle]

somethings off...

[clever haven]

*john marton

MARATHON IS TUPING

[mellow solstice]

Somewhere in the beans they are spilling

[clever haven]

hello john marton

[mellow solstice]

Hello!!!

😊

[pulsar cradle]

bro just typing shit 🤣

aint not a soul talking to bro

[tight spire]

I’m seriously asking

[clever haven]

bro is just wifflin and wafflin

[pulsar cradle]

he just pulls up

[clever haven]

we don’t care bro

[pulsar cradle]

y u pweoda

[tight spire]

how would you benefit from that?

[clever haven]

cuz i don’t have to buy it later

[pulsar cradle]

CUS I FUCKING WANT TO AND IM A MARATHON MANIAC RAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[clever haven]

so i buy it when i haves more money

also IM A MARATHON MANIAC RAGGHHHHHHH

[mellow solstice]

I changed my name again

Read it

[clever haven]

marton was better

[pulsar cradle]

bad name

horrible

[clever haven]

i agree pickel

[mellow solstice]

Oke fine

[pulsar cradle]

leave

[mellow solstice]

I'll change it back

[clever haven]

pickel is now in my autocorrect

[pulsar cradle]

change to

lore guy

thats a cool name

[mellow solstice]

Ok

[tight spire]

but it doesn’t change anything

it made sense when games weren’t digital

[stuck birch]

Hi @tight spire

[pulsar cradle]

i get skins and the battle pass, lemme buy wtvr the fuck i want

[mellow solstice]

I'm not that of an nerd

😢

[clever haven]

i don’t care bro

[tight spire]

but now the only difference is literally 1 (one) cosmetic item for the weakest pistol in the game

[clever haven]

i don’ CARE

[pulsar cradle]

bros the type of guy to only own black and white shirts

[tight spire]

hello

[pulsar cradle]

cus whats the point of grpahic design on shirts

it dont matta

[tight spire]

you don’t get the battle pass or the skins for preordering

[pulsar cradle]

yes you do

[mellow solstice]

Mida makes me gay

[tight spire]

that’s in the ultimate edition

[pulsar cradle]

for deluxe

[mellow solstice]

Soo i turn to cyAc

[clever haven]

escape will make me gay

[tight spire]

yeah, which isn’t a preorder bonus

[mellow solstice]

THEY WILL MPREG ME

[pulsar cradle]

bro dont preorder or dont

[mellow solstice]

[clever haven]

i got that!!!! i’m so happy

[pulsar cradle]

just pls stfu cus i do not gaf

[clever haven]

woah i didn’t say that

i will not be mpregging anybody

[mellow solstice]

NO DESTROYER DELUXE EDITION IM NOT PRE ORDERING

[tight spire]

why are you angry?

[mellow solstice]

😡

[clever haven]

attention seek final boss

[tight spire]

I mean, what prompted you to be angry when questioned about a decision to preorder?

[pulsar cradle]

youve asked the same shit 6 times and recieved the same answer 5 times, i just gave you the 6th one

[mellow solstice]

Yes you will

[pulsar cradle]

we

dont

[mellow solstice]

😡

[pulsar cradle]

give

a

fuck

that

you

noi

want

[clever haven]

oh will i now ❤️

[pulsar cradle]

to

pre

order

[mellow solstice]

Ok pooki cyac

[clever haven]

fr like lowk shut up chud

[pulsar cradle]

thank you for my tedtalk

[mellow solstice]

🐈

[pulsar cradle]

goodbye chat

love you all

[tight spire]

haven’t you been spamming this channel for the past hour or so?

[mellow solstice]

Ok 🥒

[tight spire]

yeah, but I’m asking YOU about why YOU preordered

[mellow solstice]

One day I'll go insane and spam "frog blast the vent core" till I got ban from it

[clever haven]

i’ve been talking to ppl yeah

[clever haven]

blast my little frog

[prime fern]

I pre ordered cause funny pink cat personally

[tight spire]

how so?

[clever haven]

i preordered because i fuckin wanted to how’s that for an answer chud

[prime fern]

Funny pink cat

[verbal star]

https://garticphone.com/ru/?c=02a1a95e4c
hwo?

[tight spire]

I’d say it’s below average

I’d like to know your reasoning

[mellow solstice]

Ok bro get mpreg

[tight spire]

beyond being a mindless consumer drone who gets off on spending money

[clever haven]

because i wanted to

[clever haven]

waaaa waaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa

[mellow solstice]

My money my rules

[prime fern]

I also wanted the pre order bonuses

[clever haven]

ur a cog in the system chud

[clever haven]

real

[tight spire]

I understand the excitement for the game, since I am on this server after all, and am waiting for it to release myself

[prime fern]

I got the deluxe thingy

[clever haven]

ok? nice

[mellow solstice]

Why can't I just buy what I wanted

[clever haven]

next time keep it to urself bud

[mellow solstice]

I don't understand today's mentality

[tight spire]

you can

I’m just asking why you would

[mellow solstice]

If I don't like it you have to don't like it too

[mellow solstice]

Tbh

[tight spire]

there’s plenty of things you can do with your money, and yet you don’t

[clever haven]

bros undying curiosity is gonna be the end of him 😭

[tight spire]

instead you choose other ways to spend it

[mellow solstice]

Mostly because I have all of the old marathon stuff

[tight spire]

why?

[prime fern]

Bro youre not johnny silverhand calm down

[clever haven]

bros gonna ask a home invader why he’s invading his home and get undone by time itself

[mellow solstice]

I was thinking collecting all of them to sell the one day

Cuz I got a pretty good deal for selling "super marathon"

[clever haven]

WE are johnny silverhanding everywhere

[tight spire]

right, so you ordered the physical edition with the Thief?

[mellow solstice]

For around 4k dollars

[mellow solstice]

I'm waiting for different versions

[prime fern]

🦌

[mellow solstice]

I don't like thief

[stark sedge]

Bc im confident im gonna be playing the game for a year. Which is probably 300-600 hours, which means this is costing me a penny or 2 per hour

[clever haven]

thief is so cool

[mellow solstice]

SILENT

DESTROYER

Is better

[clever haven]

destroyer is cool yeah

[mellow solstice]

Way more superior

[clever haven]

i like all of them

[mellow solstice]

Imagine imagine
Uhhg
I am% hero

🤖🤖

[clever haven]

my little fellows

[mellow solstice]

Please don't mpreg them in a jar

[tulip sedge]

hey chat

[mellow solstice]

I have the original marathon 2 bob t-shirt

[tulip sedge]

is it cinematic Monday?

[mellow solstice]

Should I sale it

[mellow solstice]

Probably

[prime fern]

Hello it is i the deer 🦌

[mellow solstice]

Also haii-!

[tight spire]

see, this is a coherent answer. it still doesn’t exactly address the matter of preordering entirely, but I can see that if you’re confident you’ll be playing the game (especially since you’ve participated in two previous playtests), having a minor trinket for the CE is a nice bonus

[tulip sedge]

you must be a professional one!

oh deer

[prime fern]

Indeed

[mellow solstice]

Probably because of what you get

[tight spire]

right, so why preorder now?

[mellow solstice]

True actually

Thief is kinda mid for me

[clever haven]

nerd

[mellow solstice]

Because is not the John marathon

I wanted

[tight spire]

you don’t get anything beyond a skin for the CE pistol

[clever haven]

john marton is coming

[prime fern]

There's also the destiny stuff you get

[mellow solstice]

Calling it the ce pistol, and making it feel like the halo 2

[mellow solstice]

Crazy works right there bungie

💀

[tight spire]

oh, right. I forgot about that

[mellow solstice]

Also if you guys what the word MC means on the magnum

[mellow solstice]

It means mega class

[prime fern]

Im not a big destiny fan but I still play it when my friends bomb me to play it

[mellow solstice]

Is Stable a thing in marathon and even early version of halo

[tulip sedge]

my reasoning for pre order is... a bit different. it's so that I don't have to splash a lot of money within short time frame (Resident Evil 9 and Marathon within a week of releases).

[mellow solstice]

Imagine Re9 not having fix camera angles

[clever haven]

haramgpt

[tight spire]

fair enough I suppose

[mellow solstice]

Omg this game is too Casual!1!!1

I'm just over saturating Soo don't worry much lol

[prime fern]

Im gonna get re9 after a few months of its release cause when I bought re4 remake it went on discount a month after and I got angry

[mellow solstice]

But I do miss the fix camera angles

[gray minnow]

didnt Alone in the Dark have fixed camera angles

[tulip sedge]

that's fair. personally I have to get it on day 1 'cause of chad leon lol

[tight spire]

interesting reason for sure. but wouldn’t it make more sense to hold off on either game before it releases anyway? or are you worried about losing progress in Marathon, considering it’s a multiplayer-only extraction shooter?

[prime fern]

I was tempted to buy it on release too but I got gundams to buy and I told myself I'd stop buy so many games so I can buy more gundams

[mellow solstice]

Other factions are full of newgens

[tight spire]

wouldn’t it make more sense to pre-order RE9 then? and hold off on Marathon? not that I’d advise to preorder any of them.

[mellow solstice]

GRAHHH

[mellow solstice]

The reboot suck

[clever haven]

enough abt factions bro that’s chud

[mellow solstice]

Well

[clever haven]

get a job

and then gundams forever

[prime fern]

OH also another reason to pre order games is to avoid spoilers but I dint think that applies to marathon

[mellow solstice]

I'm too old and grumpy

[tulip sedge]

sure sure. but at the end of the day it doesn't matter since i have no regrets spending money on gaming (whether I pre order it or not).

[prime fern]

I alredy have one

[clever haven]

real

[mellow solstice]

I hate the 360 reboot

[clever haven]

another

[prime fern]

I study and have a job for gundams

[mellow solstice]

You man or women YES OR NO

Simple question

[clever haven]

ur doing better than me man im just doing the studying part

[clever haven]

well luckily for you it’s a simple question for me but there’s more options than that twin

[tight spire]

if they deliver on that lore/narrative promise, it might actually be a good reason

[clever haven]

i am man tho

[fiery ocean]

man im just trying to get a job

[mellow solstice]

Aww man.

[clever haven]

there’s already a concrete universe they’re adding to it, there’s no way it’ll be bad

[clever haven]

ewww

ur creep

[mellow solstice]

I'm talking about biologically not mentally!!!

[clever haven]

i was literally talking with u abt mpreggy

[tight spire]

fair enough. it is just 40$, for what will certainly be at least a somewhat competent shooter.

[proven kernel]

🤨

[mellow solstice]

I am angri

😡

[clever haven]

that’s a chud talking point if i’ve ever heard one twin…

[fiery ocean]

ew

[mellow solstice]

Sorry-

[prime fern]

I belive you will get one, I give you the deer blessing....be blessed 🦌 🦌 🦌

[clever haven]

don be chudly

[fiery ocean]

thank you wise professional deer

[clever haven]

i been applying for months twin hang in there

[prime fern]

Ofc!🦌

[fallen berry]

Job economy sucks

[pastel oxide]

Any news on beta yet?

[fiery ocean]

I'm in the uk we have the worst job market in europe man

[tight spire]

T-1H until new cinematic

[fallen berry]

Is it the 12th yet

[tulip sedge]

maybe this Thursday during State of Play.

[clever haven]

me too it’s so fucked

[tight spire]

close, but not quite

[mellow solstice]

I don't even know what a chud mean :0

[clever haven]

in london too

it’s horrid

[mellow solstice]

Silent you inferior mida slop!

[clever haven]

i could start talking abt that conspiracy theory but i am not going to

[fiery ocean]

corny

[prime fern]

Is anyone else exited for solid snake on r6 btw (i hate r6 but I love metal gear)

[mellow solstice]

Ermm

[clever haven]

turtle don’t let him talk to you like that

we at mida are cool

[mellow solstice]

I'm not talking to you

😡

[clever haven]

i’m not talking to you either

[mellow solstice]

Not all mida members are the same

[clever haven]

i am reassuring the little turtle

[clever haven]

all cyberacmes are the same tho

[tight spire]

as of now

[fiery ocean]

thank you (⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ

[clever haven]

all smelly and loud and built chudly

[clever haven]

it will be ok little turtle

[fiery ocean]

cyberacme is the ai girlfriend faction

literally the chud brigade

[viscid owl]

Arachne faction best faction and you all know it

[tight spire]

that’s wrong

[fallen berry]

We @ ARACHNE aren’t too bad either 👀

[prime fern]

Fr

[clever haven]

i swear u kill and eat people

[viscid owl]

All non-arachne is closeted arc raiders players

[clever haven]

that’s so REAL

[clever haven]

don’t start

[fallen berry]

Hey now, you can’t prove that

[clever haven]

i will turn red and become angry and my head will set on fire

[tight spire]

isn’t she sco’ish though?

[fiery ocean]

i am imagining it is but i would not be sure where to verify

[tight spire]

no accommodations for fatties, sorry. they’re called runners for a reason

[fiery ocean]

we got another cornball over here

[prime fern]

🦌 🥀

[clever haven]

just stretch it it’ll be fine

play in wide putin

haha boi wide putin meme

😝

[versed mirage]

cant wait for rank mode 🙂 lets gooooo

[fallen berry]

You guys think state of play will feature a big chunk of marton

[gray minnow]

i only ever played the very first one on my mac lol

[prime fern]

Can't wait to get jumped and lose all of my loot frfr

[tight spire]

hey, how come there isn’t a yellow faction?

[outer lichen]

It would be crazier if it didn’t

[tulip sedge]

just like Arc, pretty sure Marathon will suffer with players discriminating anyone that's more on looting. I've been bombarded with "play arc if you're only farming" on a twitter reply for simply stating "looting is part of the game".

[pearl drift]

Y’all think we getting another cinematic in an hour

[outer lichen]

MIDA is part yellow

[versed mirage]

nah dont be so negative...comp game lock in

[tight spire]

in-game it’s purple though

[ancient storm]

who cares about martians

[clever haven]

there’s a loud minority of angry players the rest should be fine

[fallen berry]

I doubt it there’s a whole class for it. Called thief

[outer lichen]

Well, I mean, the martians, for starters

[tight spire]

there’s green-ish Sekiguchi

[fiery ocean]

thief does look absolutely peak

[prime fern]

I'll try to be positive about getting jumped i promise 🦌

[tight spire]

there’s no real blue faction either, come to think of it

[clever haven]

goodnight chat i’m going to get a pizza at 3pm

[tight spire]

UESC doesn’t count

[clever haven]

ur in it

[ancient storm]

Yea

[tulip sedge]

yeah pretty sure it'll be fine. I'll just ignore them anyway. but doesn't change the fact those people can be pretty loud when they don't like certain playstyle.

[versed mirage]

lock in bro...teamshot will make u god....

[noble walrus]

Anyone know when the free weekend is yet?

[clever haven]

yeah but they’re also bad at the games

[clever haven]

no we don’t know yet

[tight spire]

MIDA is purple. it’s only on this server that it’s cyan for some reason

[clever haven]

oh

[ancient storm]

idk but you can always join arachne

[clever haven]

i’m gonna change to seki then

[fiery ocean]

hell yeah I love purple

[proven kernel]

probably will be said during the sony event on thursday.

[fiery ocean]

traitor

[serene chasm]

If you are weak enough to die then accept it and go back in runner :3

[clever haven]

i’m sorry little turtel 😞

[tulip sedge]

right? haha

[proven kernel]

also, we need more turquoise and indigo faction colors….

[dusk oak]

Do you know MIDA is just branch section of NuCaloric? join NuCaloric for full benefit

[clever haven]

turquoise is cool

that’s why sekiguchi

[clever haven]

what if i don’t wanna

[proven kernel]

i’m kinda stuck this color lol

[versed mirage]

march 5 2026 lock in bois,team shot will make you god....

[spare shore]

If you bring thief into trios you are a morally bankrupt person

[clever haven]

escape will make me gay

[ancient storm]

join arachne

[dusk oak]

u dont want free gun skin ? u need NuCaloric role for that.

[clever haven]

ur boring

[prime fern]

🦌 dw I will keep playing ranked until im the one jumping people

[clever haven]

i don’t believe you

[ancient storm]

how could durandal

[tight spire]

do it (we need inside men)

[fiery ocean]

i am gonna be rook maxxing and sightseeing the maps

[clever haven]

gayrandal

[ancient storm]

durangay

[clever haven]

WE will be scouting our surroundings with rook

[tight spire]

doodoorandall

[clever haven]

randal the vandal

[proven kernel]

the real og boss of destiny.

[fiery ocean]

wish I was around for d1

[clever haven]

scary boy

me too

[ancient storm]

me too i need LORE

[clever haven]

WE need lore twin

[dusk oak]

u gambling 40$ in a company with bad history, Nothing can go wrong from here if you trust me. so trust me

[clever haven]

i don’t want to be nucaloric pink tho

[ancient storm]

WE

[fiery ocean]

it'll be fun getting people to take pity on me and avoiding conflict as much as possible

[fiery ocean]

it's magenta twin

[clever haven]

i doubt they’ll do that twin

[prime fern]

Looks reliable enough

[clever haven]

that is NOT magenta twin

[ancient storm]

yea

[clever haven]

oh wait it kinda is magenta adjacent

[dusk oak]

im done playing hytale, still no cinematic ?

[ancient storm]

i thought about being an assassin main but destroyer sounds better ngl

[tight spire]

49 minutes

[dusk oak]

really?

[clever haven]

chat should i get piza

[tight spire]

it’s the same time every week

[fiery ocean]

where from

[prime fern]

What flavor 🦌

[clever haven]

my only choice is dominos

but i love dominos

[tight spire]

roll for Blackbird cinematic today

[fiery ocean]

dominos is good pizza

[clever haven]

uk dominos is tasty

[fiery ocean]

I have never had it anywhere else lol

[fallen berry]

Enlist in ARACHNE become a blood brother TODAY

[dusk oak]

NuCaloric giving free pizza, burger in bonus

[clever haven]

i’ll take that as a yes

[fiery ocean]

ye

[clever haven]

i don’t like burger

nucaloric will make me fat

[tight spire]

why would you want to eat these food smoothiefied?

[clever haven]

sorry will make me fatter*

[serene chasm]

Anyone want to fill a squad with old D2 top pvp players? Id love to make new friends in the playtest weekend.

[tight spire]

intake will make me blob

[fiery ocean]

I'd say yea but i only ever went flawless when i got carried one time

[prime fern]

I would but I get scared when there's people idk

🦌

[clever haven]

i was noob at destiny pvp until i became a mad scientist and began creating wild and wacky combinations

[serene chasm]

😭

[clever haven]

and then stunted on everybody

[fiery ocean]

@prime fern me also

[clever haven]

me also also

[fiery ocean]

we should team up

[fallen berry]

Lol I feel that especially wit new games

[tulip sedge]

i thought deer like people

[prime fern]

Im a deer man i cant take to many people at once 🦌 🥀

[clever haven]

i get sweaty cuz i’m a big chungus

[prime fern]

Some

[clever haven]

can i come along!!! we can be sneaky and thieving

[serene chasm]

I was a niche microcelebrity in the D2 comm till i changed my name after my college esports program doxxed me

[prime fern]

All the other deers I've meet run from me unless I have food on hand

[tulip sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/noko-kanoko-anime-my-deer-friend-nokotan-shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitantan-gif-13918863298767716207

[fiery ocean]

the gang is coming together

[clever haven]

d2 niche microceleb is crazy

[clever haven]

yesss

[serene chasm]

sad but true

[clever haven]

the turtle the deer and the chud walk into marton bar

[fiery ocean]

i was the opposite of whatever that is

i started playing d2 on stadia lol

[prime fern]

We should start our own faction

[fiery ocean]

what a time that was

[prime fern]

[fiery ocean]

based on the cat

[fallen berry]

What’s a stadia

[tight spire]

plural* of stadium

[fiery ocean]

it was a Google cloud gaming platform

[prime fern]

Indeed, funny pink cat is so cool

[fiery ocean]

bingus

[prime fern]

[wide prawn]

is marton real yet

[tulip sedge]

[sly salmon]

I swear to chungus this server is sussy baka

[prime fern]

Next month

[fiery ocean]

in 43 minutes

[clever haven]

goodnight chat i’m going to become chungus

[wide prawn]

:(

[prime fern]

Huh

[fiery ocean]

cinematic

[wide prawn]

i know :( i suffer daily :(

[prime fern]

Im bad at waiting they should make a way to skip days

Maybe if I down my bottle of melatonin

[fallen berry]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-bungie-game-destroyer-block-gif-9756827361415063542

[prime fern]

🦌

[fiery ocean]

deer can't hibernate twin

💔

[fallen berry]

Lol, I know what stadia is I’m just trollin

[prime fern]

Melatonin makes deer hibernate

🦌

[fallen berry]

Poor thing nvr stood a chance

[pulsar cradle]

hello

[serene chasm]

just realized

[fallen berry]

I wonder what the actual death animation is. Didn’t they say people don’t pixelate and de spawn, right?

[serene chasm]

ive been reading twabs/bungie articles from dmg and cozmo since i was 14

insane stat

[tight spire]

that is the actual animation

[round wagon]

43 min? Why?

[fallen berry]

So like a blue blood comes out when being stabbed now, huh?

Interesting

[tight spire]

the cinematics release on the same time every week

[tight spire]

yeah, apparently you also leave a trail of blood when crawling after being downed

and the bodies are supposed to “decompose” over time, meaning you’ll be able to approximate the time of someone’s death by the condition of their corpse

[fallen berry]

Love that 🥹

[tight spire]

me too, it’s a great feature if it works like they say it does

[exotic trout]

I hope they dont do the preview the weekend before release

[tight spire]

only thing better would be if they’d replace the duffel bags with just looting the corpse

or the backpack

[fiery ocean]

new cinematic drop

[magic rose]

empty corpses look like a chestburster has been through them

[fallen berry]

See that’s also what I was wondering so the bags are still there?

[fiery ocean]

for runner shell I think? I was repeating something someone else said earlier

[tight spire]

come to think of it, an internal HUD split between “backpack” and “pockets would be nice too, kind of like it is in Tarkov, just scaled back

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yes