#🗣marathon-general-chat
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songs nice mustard, like a good sunday afternoon song.
💔
❤️🩹
I only played master of shadows not new one
Cause it was free for psplus
pspspspspplus
💋
🌈
marathon Super Bowl commercial on the way
The day Neeyth runs out of pfps is the day the world ends
I'm so ready for a good game to finally come out
he’ll never run out
what makes a good game?
eye of the beholder logic
something that brings back that nostalgic feeling the earlier halo's gave me
depends on the person
You sound old af
💀
hi
AI pfp
The drink kicking in 🥀
Something that isn’t a 80 hour slog
should I drink soju
anel
??
Do not interact with me ever again
🥀
What the
i did a nono?
I don’t know what you, but you made Lena mad.
did you have combat evolved installed on your schools servers?
It's been like that for months wyn
played it till h.s
Marathon is so yesterday
is this a highguard server now
some super nerd uploaded it to our servers, could always access though the command window
Writing
Replay Value/Gameplay Loop
Character Design
Freedom of choices
Must be good solo and with friends
Challenging and rewarding endgame AND new player onboarding
Amazing visuals
In that order
No this is a AA meeting server
I played on the servers before xbox live came out yes
you had a PC before 2001? this dudes rich
Drunk ass
yes
just punched a helicopter to death
I just want to share something with you and I ask for forgiveness if what I will say next is not to your liking.
I am proud of Puerto Rico and live in Puerto Rico.
And for those who watched the Half Time Show, Bad Bunny brought our culture to one of the most important stages in America and the world.
What they saw is my culture.
Thank you 🇵🇷
depends on what brand actually
type shift
peak activity in a peak game
retruth
I don’t hate it, but I mean, football is an American sport. Shoulda had Metallica, they live three blocks down the road ong
Prayers for the people who family made them watch the klan half time show
TOPHH
I swear who is bunny person
waht did u drink yesrtday?
<33
lena an alchoholic
It was wine
hi
hi
Hi
soju should have more alc%
thanks for letting me know
Yeah
Y'all bad influences
retruth
this luge olympic event kind of exciting
he taking me out 🫣
tf is luge
wtf
we balling out tonight
like fast bobsledding i think
wut
TOLD YOU BRO
I should’ve listened to mustard all along
me and brandon been day ones
Yes, there is a lot of context, of course an American should sing in the Super Bowl.
But Puerto Rico is an unincorporated territory of the United States and Puerto Ricans when we are born automatically we are American citizens.
So an American sang at the Super Bawl.
So I was nothing but a side piece
1 blocked message
Just kiss already ffs
we have 🙄
how do you know we haven’t
nah u were special
open beta date
marton when
tomorrow if you saw the super bowl ad 😏
we dont talk about marathon here
sorry, brand and tophh wedding when?
when he and kelp sign the divorce papers
That wedding never gonna happen it gonna have atleast 6 exs crashing that shit
divorce papers been done for a while
damn temu switching up on me too?
Just means me n u can start hitting the pump together 💪
you didnt have a problem when i had bingus around ...
just sayin 👀
yuhhhhhh
/testplay
me and scoob gonna be huge
it’s an intricate love chart we got going on
then we throw charles and pedguin into the equation and it gets even crazier
I can’t wait for Marton
That’s cause I knew he was just a lil boy toy but you real with toph 😒
right @iron blaze ?
all the lovers waiting in the wings
i stated a while back tophh was the real deal
Damn it I missed a new person asking for the date
yall chose to stick around
me and brandon been locked in for a long time now smh
Brandon just cheating on his loves nothing new 🙄
Brandon, is this true? 🤨
no it’s not they’re spreading slander
messy newnoise boy toys
me and brandon been dating now, they CHOSE to be side pieces
Fuuuuhhhhh no
whatever
I see 🤔
yea you did bud
I going to through therapy for someone that cheated on me 😒
you know you gonna come back when you need someone for highguard
yeah and temu knew bc he was fine when i had bingus around
scoob ain’t like me and brandon tho
so he faking the feeling of being cheated on
who ggaf
he just tryna turn on his day 2
day 2 😭
We ALL shootin on sight right?
Lilah and bobae whats the verdict?
gonna need paternity tests too
I second this…
Also, I’m afraid you guys have been missing the bigger picture all along
wut
looking forward to working with you on the couple’s counseling doctor lilah
I have a blackhead nasal strip on rn chat
drop the screenshot right NEOW
Absolutely Doctor Bob, we’re going to get them through this 🙏
1 sec im in an arena
Only thing u getting us through is not going to jail ima slash that cheaters tires 😒
It will require further investigation from Doctor Bob and I, but until then, keep your safe distance, Scoob and Mustard seem like they bite
Hence why I said keep distance
😃👍
But no Scoob, that is not the solution
noted ...
@iron blaze i signed u up too
🤔
Uhm no no…
hes a part of it
Pedguin has already gone through our course
im takin his catalytic converter
Oh they most certainly do
oh and @spring cove too
He’s doing great
Oh?
Alrighty then…Doctor Bob add two more patience to the list please
I’m afraid Ohdysius can speak from experience
of course dr lilah, much work to be done
Didn’t realize I walked into a clinic
patience
We have you signed up for the nail polish course
😁👍
can i sign up fo dat too
Ah yes of course
Im too tired to run away
yay
Just paint me already
did you want a full mani and pedi?
Nobody make me laugh rn
Lemon flavored soju is ASSSSSS
This is the question
Yea yea, just get this over with
Sorry not sorry, we’re doing what has to be done
(I’m literally laughing at my own jokes, this is just sad)
what possesses a person to get lemon soju
that’s arkham asylum type shit
I was curious
This is the final product
two chicks walk into a bar which one ducks
Noooooo
🥀🥀🥀
Shitty jokes are my shit stop it
Mid joke
get peach
doctor dude lilah welcome back
I must’ve made a wrong turn, I was trying to find the marathon discord, instead I wound up in a clinic about to get my nails done, I think drunk Lilah hit me or something
Lilah missed the cheesey pick up lines chat
i just gambled 2 grrand and lost it all ama
Oh Doctor Bob I’m afraid Doctor dude Lilah has been fired…he gave a man a plan B pill…it’s complicated
mid height ass mf
Rookie numbers bet the house
And it will stay that way…
Does the wife know?
Shut up I’m literally taller than you shortie
hola
hey atleast dude wont get preggers
Actually I'm warming up to it
Hop on Marathon
dont even have one chief
aheheheh she calls me shortie
no one can hold me accountable
wonder what she calls you @rose moss
idk
Don’t worry, she’s short too
friend hopefully
orly
that’s the alcohol kicking in not it getting better
uh oh
I…see this is why you were fired
I LITERALLY SIPPED ON IT LIKE 3 TIMES
I am not…
lenas a lightweight
I don't just chug alcohol 😭
lightweight lena
Lena getting fucked up another night smh
Lies
i think charles is onto something
Dang Lena is a raging alcoholic
I am a lightweight tbh after like half a bottle of soju i cooked
I’m taller than you too, I don’t want to hear it
proooffff
I'm not no damn alcoholic
brother 😭✌️🥀
what bruh
who called?
im tiny
This is exactly what an alcoholic would say
that’s nuts i can’t lie
By half an inch, calm down there princess
Half an inch is half an inch
Woah
Wtf
Nvm
Anywho
Precisely
Wow, ur so funny
Oh why thank you, you’re too kind 😼
💀
Stop
🤏
Sooo when are we playing dress to impress so I can beat you
roblox 🥀
Roblox worse than league 🥀
It is for educational purposes
You love league shut up
why you playing with doctor dude lilah, i thought he was fired.
facts
Oh don’t worry he is, but he works at the club across the street and I get free drinks so, gotta keep the connection somehow
Free drink?
I’ll make sure to get you a free drink tonight dw
Not for you
tbh idk
in an annoying ass argument
What… what did I do
Has there been any announcement on when the open weekend will be?
Naur we gotta do it in game dummy
wags tail
We’ll know when people stop asking
Hm
That I’ve yet to figure out
Fine
🍺
🤲
You get one
doctor lilah keep it together, we cant be petting the patients
what about now?
I know I know… 😔💔
no i mean right now Im in an annoying ass argument
U handing out alcohol to the patients
Ohhhh
Who run this business
Well have fun with that
If that's the case, it wont happen until after release
IM OFF THE CLOCK SCOOB
SHUT UP
our parent corporation newnoise llc
I don’t know if I’m willing to rage bait you, you’ve got a gun in your hand
scoob i cant believe you bet on the patriots
yea
nahhh. Mao Mao doesn't use gun. she loves poison though.
more personal too.
Scoob…we talked about this
Meow
playing league to this 🥀
Brandon cheating on me made my gambling addiction relapse
jinshi appears
BUT ON THE PATRIOTS???
i did NOT cheat
Oh my days… I was worried about this 🤦♀️
Doctor Bob we might have to clock in sooner than expected
gets a sickened look on her face
🤢
How the fuck do I keep walking into a clinic
doctor lilah i am in no condition to be helping people at the moment chugs vodka
im playing armored core 6 😁
No no we’re off the clock right now, Bob is a little…tipsy
i got 4 miniguns on my mech and its op as fuck
uhhhh
you keep walking out and back into the clinic
Lena…
Lilah calls me shawtie what she call you?
i have to tell you something....
BOB WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
mustard i think
DO NOT GO ONTO THE DANCE FLOOR
Oh my bad, I gave bob a shot of vodka earlier when I got my nails done
where you at rn?
@digital light what do u call me
home
What
OHDYSIUS
💢
I TOLD YOU NOT TO
U literally jobless 🥀
DANCING IS MY PASHUN
what level mustard
DANG NABBIT
Uhm…Mustard?
uhhh i just encountered the ice worm for the first time
^^^
remember, bring the needle

When in the bloody hell have I called you shawtie
#whatdatmean
dw
One has to earn that title in my books
Lilah giving out pet names?
^^^
I’m afraid so
Stfu
Got that shit at the ready
lenas pet name gotta be unemployed right?
my s1mp radar is tingling and it's pretty strong here. chill guys
what dat mean
doctor lilah says the pet names help us get closer to the patients or whatever
Holy shit I’m fucking dying, Bob you can’t say that out loud
mehehehehhe XD
THAT WAS FOR THE DRAFTS
🫡
Alright nasal strip is done
wait danngggggg.... Im a patientttt
I’m afraid Dr.Bob has had too much to drink tonight…we must go home
Hyaluronic sheet mask next
Chucks Dr.Bob in the van
This chat has gotten weird, I think I’m gonna leave
nahh it makes it more entertaining
no stay
bob what pet name do i get
chud
😢 ok
Same Bob what’s my pet name
but my cool ac 😢
fat loser
thats true
aura farming too
true
bangs on the van window help me lilah keeps me on pills to help her diagnose people
who gaf
Bobs making my record look worse than the other versions of me
I know, I supply em
If you don’t just diagnose the people and call it day
nasty
i gotta wake up at 730 tmrw
Omfgsh…
its 730 rn
me?
It's a good thing I have insurance
Cuz for some reason you remind me of Tails from sonic
tails?
i dont want a pet name brah
Mhm
This chat sounds expensive already
refund
You literally asked for one
U got the chud pet name
from bob
Lmao
id rather that than a real one
your insurance has denied your claim.
mmmm bobby
What gave you that impression
this makes me memorize eggmans twitter announcement
mmmm bobae
Ugh BOB Yeets Bob out of the van Refund Mustard please I forgot how to do refunds
hic marathong
It is fine, he’s drunk
Classic insurance move should have known
Yeah no this shit getting too real, Imma head out
He won’t remember anything in the morning
R we all drunk
ol dramatic ass
No
not yet
im soper 😁
soper
Everyone getting wasted 🥀
Bruhhhh I wanna beat someone’s ass DTI
I’m kidding, I’m kidding.
I got nowhere to go
yea join mida
might tho bc what the hell is happening
One of us has to drive y'all mfs home
it’s ok, the clinic offeres several payback programs. All called GoFundMe.
I blame Brandon tbh
I may be drunk but Ill never join mida
goat
what did brandin do tho 🥀
cornball faction
neeyth no shot ur drunk
This RP getting too accurate I'm scared
i started hearig this word every day
drink water
good man
Neeyth how u get drunk off 5%
I can’t even get drunk off 35%
ew
so tuff 🥶🥶
join traxxusw
✨Lightweight✨
fuck ass reddit reabbit
I drink 100% so I’m super cool 😎
dont stop runnin lil reddit
reabbit
octaire being outta here has done wonders
😭
I even chugged this thing that had 99% I don’t even think I made it past the first step
i CAN'T get drunk, now who's laughing
I have a half drunk Pepsi and a full coke bottle can I drink that
No bruh
I DID already
No water
dribk more
Pick up the 5% again 😜
its good for a young growing boy like you
yes sir mustard sir
so neeyth drunk yes?
Bro pulling rank
w neeyth
Yes
are you drunk enough though
yes
not really
but I only had 1
well
Who wants to race and see who gets blackout drunk first
I can't if I wanted
no join sekiguchi
y not
bobae we gonna ball on the dancefloor
Here he goes again
Finding another side piece
I only had can
unreal really
you can always come back
Oh no...
i was gonna encourage neeyth but
Once Dr.Bob gets on the dance floor there's no going back
no more drinking
Brandon you're responsible for him after he steps foot on the floor
we dancing to some salsa
Any new Martin leaks today 👀
Alrighty then, have fun!
Damn it’s 10:30. guess I’m not going to bed
Don’t encourage his antics
i love his lil fast feet in dat one
gn then
taptaptaptaptap
I got a bit more ira ok
who
you have more irish republican army 👀
sweet drwemswwess Im not drwunk
I got more alcohol
#awesome
dont drink it
Too late
Wait since people are drunk will they play dti
ugh
You might’ve misread that
yeaaah pfhroggy
enjoy your meal
neeyth whatchu drinkin
pfhoon u joining us on the dancefloor?
We should all get drunk n play league 🙏
Hey word, NOT going to bed
snuck that league in htere
My apologies...
naur
Sir please say you abc’s backwards
sorry for your loss
Shut up
cba
no one wants to play a game relevant media wise from 2011
bitch ass genre
Ur last good game was paragon
retruth
Smite 2 was cool 🥀
Eh Bob did his nails, he's feeling very bonita, it is great actually
GYCK OFF
GYCK OFF
smite 2 is run by TROGLODYTES
dang
bobae is twirling saucy
Fuck hi-rez
neeyth drank the shit that makes you angry
They killed off their only game that made them to get smite 2
smite 1?
That’s what you believe, I told you I slipped him some vodka
smite sucks get shasRpness
Neeyth off the don julio
Abandoned their good game enough to make smite 2
dont they make paladins tho that shits peam
Paladins
they have good games
mmmmmmroew
wait they killed it
BRUH
They laid off the entire stadf
I didn’t like paladins fr
#explodehirez
Who let the cat out of the bag
mrrrowwwwwwwwwwww :3c
highguard
Mustard my feet ache can u rub em
Meowwwwww meowwwa metrrrowwww 😺😺😺🌜
the clinic was also a combo animal shelter
yes sir
frog
sir yes sirr
JEFF!
https://open.spotify.com/track/3jagGO7eHHuaD53ibehkux?si=75d9064a04ea49ff listen to dis please
Ohdysius...now I'm going to have to perform surgery tomorrow to get them out 🤦♀️ Seriously right now
This behavior is ridiculous
okay bud lets get you some water now
u shut up you slop eater
I can see that
Can’t wait to play as John Highguard in the hit new game low unguarded
WHAT THE FUCK?
good kittyy :3
scratches head
hey neeyth
Neeyth need to drink more 🙏
Oh my fucking goodness...BOB PUT THE SHOT DOWN
Hey mustard
how was ur day
Brandon take the shot from him please
Chill
I like this day
I love Superbowl day
is that why youre drinking
L sport makers but w event
WHY THE FUCK DO I GET BULLIED BY THE ORANGE PEOPLE
did u watch it wit da fam
W my brother
w bro
But yeah the fam
That almost sounds bad
r u still gym maxxing
Shots fired at pfhoon bruh 😭
We were supposed to watch Ufc but ugh
are they not orange?
Yes we're going tomorrow
JOIN ARACHNE then❤️
Pfhoon what happened
it was a trash card dw
did u watch last weekend
No when Maddy the Paddy was on
🔥 emoji jus came outta nowhre
We was supposed to watch but forgot
got called chopped during my break then get called a slop eater
paddy the baddy buy yeah
so glad he lost
FUCK THAT GUY
U are chopped
like why he say fuck me for
You're like very cool and awesome
Really close to racism, but never mind
unline some people
the stickers are out today
ahem seems like 70% of this chat nowadys
Don't listen to them you're not chopped
thanks got
hey man
Who is responsible for such words
Yeah, what he said
Hey man
No one is chopped
i'm just letting you know
mustard and neeyth 🥀
Unless you have double chin and are obese, then that's ur fault
I’m going to block you
MUSTARD
its nothing personal really
neeyth delete that please
Moderation team does suck ass
neeeyth nauuuur
w neeyth
-_-
But your messages really get on my nerves
I tried Pfhoon
its fine
what
id rather just not see them
orange just hates me
Guys how do we feel about blowfish
Apologize to Pfhoon...
Red doesn’t hate you
I don't hate u
arachne loves you
I fw u heavy
join arachne
unlike SOME folk
YOU CALLED HIM CHOPPED
ok but he said he hated his dating pool
Not you bitch not getting the attention u want
i assumed that meant peoiple in his league
🖕
....
retruth
exactly
you think they will increase the players per lobby? not sure it’s enough currently
it felt fine in playtests
No dawg that’s me, leave pfhoon alone
Do u think he’s chopped
No one's chopped
theyre hot but like goddamn do they suck as people
i think you’re super duper
Yes
everyone is chopped
What if there was a day, where everyone's face got exposed so we all knew what each other looked like
how r u meeting said people
scoob was bald before
i wouldnt care
u can't get lower than that
this whole chat
I would do something I can’t say here
but that includes u
dms
going to parties and just meeting new people at the cafe
I’m ugly af
If we being fr we’re all chopped
u really tryna meet partners at parties
son
yay
SON IM NOT
Don't worry Dr.Bob, I'm handling the situation
is scoob mr chi city
I’m not from New York I just got New York friends 😭
i talk to them realise they do some borderline illegal shit then dip from the convo
oh you one of dem
what's dem?
onna dem
Newark?
that makes you a fake new yorker
I’d show off my hand with four fingers
rule followers and such
ohhh u a rule boy
rare trait nowadays
Wait you were serious when you said that?
You a goody two shoes
you like it when the teacher say "good boy" and give u a star
dude dont be breakin the law on the dl in the big '26
Nahhhh u a Starboy
Boy a weekend fan😭
Pfhoon u a snitch? 👀
is almost kicking a granny down the stairs count?
i got a teacher that calls us good boys bruh we are grown ass men in that classroom
like word for word
Bro built like a cartoon character
shit I'd like that
lmfao
lock in gng
u drown while others die of thirst
I’d show up everyday
i met a dude who said he was tempted to kick a granny down the stairs cus she was slow
The teacher likes you lowkey
fuck dat
she calls everyone it
tahts funny asf wdymm
beast mode
Fr
Ugh I want ice cream
Nah I’m fr 😂😭
Why is it always at night
idk
That's so fucked
That’s when the sweet tooth wakes up
she should hurry up bruh
Please tell me you still have a thumb
people got places to be
This is true 💔
MI BOMBO
ew
Ngl that's sick asf
who cares about pinky anyways
Rip pinky promises
pinkies suck
Now you know how it feels to be part cartoon character, part human
mo bomba
shout out sheck wes
HE HAS THE OTHER ONE OHDYSIUS
theres some more fucked up shit ive heard but
i heard he got so many flows
Don't even fret
imma hold my tounge
Heck yeah baby, capos on the 4th fret >>>
ok
Best sound
Hi everyone 😈
Ohdysius has the picture of the handddd
Mustard what asmr should I listen to
It is beautiful
Lock in
lemme find a video one sec
Why does he get it and I don't
Wym that’s locked gang
Hello
rrue
I gotta a mission
actuaclly what kinda asmr....
Listen to soda ASMR where they have ice and soda
hey man
And it's all up in yo ears
You know what kind
Bro built like an elite from halo, ong
The crispy soda particles fizzling
what kind of that kind we talkin f or m
bro built like juggernaut
also just wanna beat the allegaations i am not chopped
I listen to both fr
#needdatBAD
Cause he can admit that he calls me Shawtie 😡
ok ok
Whatever’s more peak
EXCUSE ME
Aight skin routine is done
way to clear it up for the marton gen chat
How's it going? What's the game?
🤌

W skin rotuine
who told u we gonna believe that
Wait, @arctic idol permission to share or nah
thanks gang
Neeyth do u like chewing gum
Yeah idc lol
I didn't deny it after proof was shown 🙄
im deleteing that
I’ll keep it on the dl
I HAD TO PROVE ITTT
cant let people know what i fw
What's that thing called when you push a disk on your face
scoob its so peak trust
I did that also idk what it's called
YA KNOW
TOMAATO TOMATO
Ill share
Because I'm boredddddd
Your always bored
Do not call me a bra
No pickles 😈
https://open.spotify.com/track/4mQfmZSNbkpIHua7lsVU7k?si=727eca8fe4814ef3 lisetn to this then lilah
sybau
yes maam
AYeahhh
You're* How are you just noticing this
Do u like it?
bra
Ugh is it weird music
Youre*
its awesome
We are ALL bored until Marathon comes out
no I'm not bored
its the best emo album ever
NETANYAHU DROP MARATHON NOWWW
😭
woahhh
yo whatttt
U don't know big net like that
Now I’m tempted
No Your cause that guy is always bored