🗣marathon-general-chat

[keen heath]

spend 30m focused on your breathing

[rough sail]

Making me wanna replay sekiro

[scenic meteor]

sometimes you can sleep and than ride the tiredness of the first sleep into the second sleep to make it a big sleep

[digital light]

Does that actually work?

[grand whale]

Yes

[north echo]

Sometimes

[obsidian quartz]

sekiro was peak

[celest coyote]

Sekiro gamers nap twice

[rough sail]

If I focused on my breathing too much I'd prob start tweaking

[keen heath]

for me, yes. I will say it takes practice though. Brains are really good at getting sidetracked.

[grand whale]

They prolly stink respectfully

[celest coyote]

What

[rose moss]

box breathe

[north echo]

Just do extra strenuous physical activities and then you’ll sleep like a baby

[rough sail]

This is actually kind of based I cant lie

[digital light]

Yeah most definitely, I'm also lowkey sick so if I focused on my breathing too much I'd prob start coughing like crazy

[scenic meteor]

I need to replay sekiro when i get a chance its a great game

[grand whale]

I swear that shit don’t work

[digital light]

I can't even laugh without coughing my bum off

[rose moss]

idk what its supposed to do but it calms me down

[wintry mantle]

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL

[rose moss]

#vapenation?

[keen heath]

I mean....you're gonna do that anyway. Might as well just be aware of your breathing while you're doing it 🤣

[grand whale]

That’s what it’s supposed to do, but it doesn’t calm me down

[celest coyote]

Cue dap up gif from smiling friends

[rough sail]

Actual classic

[rose moss]

need dat green herb idk what to tell u

[digital light]

Nah I'm sick...ion vape, I'm a singer so I couldn't even if I wanted to

My voice would be terrible

[rose moss]

can i hear u sing 👀

[wintry mantle]

Hmmm do I dap up a nucal

[celest coyote]

If u vape at least smoke bc then you’ll look cool

[north echo]

SINGER?!?

[digital light]

LMAO it's not that good

[celest coyote]

It’s a difficult decision

[rose moss]

i wanna hearrrrr

[scenic meteor]

can u sing me to sleep

on some lullaby type shi

[north echo]

Lilah is actually a celeb in disguise

[rose moss]

i can scoob

[digital light]

I'm an alto so like, not everybody's cup of tea y'kknow

[celest coyote]

Mommy issues now projecting to lilah ??

[rose moss]

shout out alto sax

[north echo]

Can I have ur autograph

[celest coyote]

Oh fuck no

[wooden wolf]

[safe furnace]

Damn, wild first impression of gen chat

[north echo]

[wooden wolf]

chat is getting weird again

[sinful scroll]

[obsidian quartz]

welcome yes its always like this

[rose moss]

r u freud bro is any kind of female affection mommy issues

[digital light]

Roman...wtf

[wooden wolf]

retreating to nda

[celest coyote]

It’s honestly not too bad rn

[digital light]

Ah ofc ofc

[delicate berry]

join my PMC

[rose moss]

yes sir

[grand whale]

I never expect anything normal from a video game discord server

[celest coyote]

Freud was unfortunately right on a lot of stuff he just had poor phrasing

[grand whale]

I would be foolish

[safe furnace]

[rose moss]

man FUCK freud he a lame ass chud

[wooden wolf]

its only here

[sinful scroll]

[digital light]

Are y'all serious or nah

[sinful scroll]

why is there not a bingus channel yet

[celest coyote]

Yes

[rose moss]

yeah i wanna hear it

[safe furnace]

I mean, it IS discord ig

[rough sail]

I'm never serious about anything

[celest coyote]

There is join NuCal

[sinful scroll]

I am 100% serious about everything

[delicate berry]

id like to hear you sing as well if that would be okay

[rose moss]

r u serious about gundam

[rose moss]

what is ur pmc called

[rough sail]

Yes

[grand whale]

It’s called felini

[scenic meteor]

im only 100% serious except when im not

[rose moss]

wags tail fast

[grand whale]

Ask @teal condor

[brittle spear]

Love you all

[rough sail]

Bro

[grand whale]

Fuck u

[rose moss]

mb gng

[obsidian quartz]

frued was not right on anything most of our advancement we have on psychology is because everyone was able to prove him wrong 😭

[celest coyote]

Damn

[celest coyote]

Ok

[proven kernel]

wait… how weird are you all being?

[delicate berry]

they call us metal guard solid

[rough sail]

Idk freud probably thought 2+2 = 4

[safe furnace]

I'd say singing is more of execution and technique than anything, atm my voice is too far gone to sing most mainstream songs

[grand whale]

Sorry didn’t mean it

[scenic meteor]

like a 5/10

[grand whale]

I was joking

I love u too

A lot

[sinful scroll]

I wasn't

[grand whale]

As much as marathon

[rose moss]

wait guys i think romans got permad

[grand whale]

Pls mods don’t ban me

[proven kernel]

i’ll take your word for it.

[delicate berry]

fucking how

[grand whale]

Hoorah

[sinful scroll]

wait are the mods here right now

[delicate berry]

how do you get permad in marathon official

[rough sail]

I've been here

[grand whale]

Yea

[rose moss]

mish permission to cry 🫡

[safe furnace]

They got their eyes everywhere

[rough sail]

Grown ass man crying

[proven kernel]

permission granted.

[rose moss]

sorry maam

[rose moss]

thank u maam 🫡

[gleaming bough]

[rough sail]

Lock in and get back to the oil rig

[sinful scroll]

mods; I would like a emoji only channel so I can only post

[wintry mantle]

UESC is everywhere

[obsidian quartz]

nah what the hell crying is so healthy

[grand whale]

I got banned for a month cuz stupid mod could realize that my link was obviously fake and didn’t lead to anywhere

[olive matrix]

wtf is going on here

[rose moss]

yes maam 🫡

[rough sail]

yeah but I'm allowed to hate on mustard

[proven kernel]

look, the detective is in touch with his feelings. it is perfectly healthy.

[rose moss]

no im nt

[scenic meteor]

Detective loves rust hes always on the rig

[rose moss]

im justm realy sad rn

[celest coyote]

I don’t like yellow mustard but I like dijon

[obsidian quartz]

oh ok

[rose moss]

ive left that world behind me....

[north echo]

It’s ok to cry

[sinful scroll]

[grand whale]

I hate u all

[rough sail]

Mustard doesn't have a soul anymore because I sold it to get the marathon open beta on February 14th

[safe furnace]

🍿 👀

[grand whale]

U guys should lose ur best loot in game

And rage

[delicate berry]

when i say high you say guard

high

[languid plume]

be strong friend, best days ahead!

[rough sail]

GUARD

[grand whale]

And break ur expensive electronics

[north echo]

High

[rough sail]

GUARD

[delicate berry]

guard

high

[grand whale]

NO

[rough sail]

GUARD

[grand whale]

No

[rose moss]

GUARD

[olive matrix]

high

[grand whale]

NI

[rough sail]

GUARD

[safe furnace]

Damn, that's just a cruel day to do the OBT

[rose moss]

GUARD

[gleaming bough]

High

[celest coyote]

Low?

[grand whale]

NO

[delicate berry]

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[north echo]

Hi

[rough sail]

GUARD

[grand whale]

NO

[delicate berry]

gj team

[safe furnace]

High?

[sinful scroll]

when I say you say

[grand whale]

STIL

[sinful scroll]

[delicate berry]

we love highguard in here

[oak elbow]

High

[grand whale]

STOP

[north echo]

Haiiii Nani ga sukii

[rough sail]

GUARD

[gleaming bough]

Im guarding it

[obsidian quartz]

who's high are we guarding

[proven kernel]

so much we’d place it last at the game awards.

[grand whale]

I’m high

Like on drugs

[north echo]

I’m guarding you from high

[celest coyote]

初めまして

[sinful scroll]

I feel so sorry for the highguard devs

[delicate berry]

the watch has never been more over

[brittle dew]

where marton. when marton. please marton.

[safe furnace]

えー

[obsidian quartz]

diabolical

[sinful scroll]

they planned to shadowdrop it but then Geoff played it and asked if they'd use it for the final reveal

[grand whale]

Yes yes Boku no pico

[celest coyote]

😔

[delicate berry]

Explore Tau Ceti IV with your friends on March 5th!

[celest coyote]

Exaaactly

[north echo]

Geoff mass glazed the game so hard he kept the polished version to himself

[delicate berry]

what happened to the last 3 tau cetis

[scenic meteor]

doakes gif

[brittle dew]

marton now

[safe furnace]

I'd like to play marton soon

[celest coyote]

Died

[rough sail]

no way it's Christopher Columbus

[languid plume]

do u guys prefer summer?

[rose moss]

i hate that guy

[brittle dew]

we alll hoping for the 12th to be the playtest

[rose moss]

i need to get my get back for my people

me and mish gna slime him out fr

[oak elbow]

Ew

[scenic meteor]

aj got hit with automod everyone point n laugh

[gleaming bough]

[delicate berry]

summer game festival

[rose moss]

poor guy

[celest coyote]

Aj2 said he got muted for an hour for saying a certain Japanese animation style of the adult variety and then senpai

[final monolith]

cowboy fun fact: I will always love you

[rose moss]

beast mode

[rough sail]

Imagine if this whole time Geoff Keighley was actually Geoff Keighley and not a larper

[violet inlet]

I haven't made it into a single playtest even though I have thousands of hours in Bungie games and actively play(ed) most of the extraction shooters on the market

[celest coyote]

Be rootin, be tootin, and by god be shootin
But most of all
Be kind

[delicate berry]

what the hell does geoff keighley even do all day anyways

[safe furnace]

ZAMN

[silent tangle]

It really makes you wonder, man....

[delicate berry]

does he just host 2 events per year and fuck off for the rest

[rough sail]

Play highguard

[languid plume]

r u good at giving feedback?

[delicate berry]

highguard 🤤

[celest coyote]

Probably

I’d imagine it pays well

[silent tangle]

Undershield

[delicate berry]

spirit halloween of gaming

[violet inlet]

I'd hope so, I actively work in the video game industry on in development games

[scenic meteor]

exactly actually

[oak elbow]

Ye

[normal orbit]

Offensive lineman Geoff Schwartz?

[celest coyote]

Bungie dev present??

[obsidian quartz]

alright i cant fight it anymore nap time

[delicate berry]

gnight hugs! 👋

[safe furnace]

If I got smth to do that paid that well, I'd do the same and just lounge around for the rest of the year

[violet inlet]

I am a Bungie dev begging bungie to be in playtest, pls bungie

[normal orbit]

Dude it’s literally 11:47

What are you talking about

[gleaming bough]

[celest coyote]

Gotta be lyin

[delicate berry]

woah there, im friends with john bungie and he tells me hes never seen you in his life

[oak elbow]

not fr me

[normal orbit]

Whatchu mean not for you

It’s literally 11:48

[oak elbow]

04:48

[normal orbit]

Nuh uh

[oak elbow]

Yesyes

[normal orbit]

I’m looking at it rn

[oak elbow]

Me toooo

[normal orbit]

Cap

L ragebait

[oak elbow]

XD

[rose moss]

@scenic meteor get in vc NOW

[scenic meteor]

its 10:50 n i work tomorrow 🥀

and i said i would watch a movie tonight

[digital light]

What do you do for work again

[rose moss]

who even gives a FUCK

wipes old guys butts

[scenic meteor]

assist old people in living

[digital light]

Ah I see, that's nice

[oak elbow]

I know who u are btw

[rose moss]

yeah im not hiding it pal

[delicate berry]

js say unemployed gang 💔 /s

[oak elbow]

I wont say anything 🤐

[rose moss]

he lives with his grandma

[delicate berry]

he lives alone

[scenic meteor]

the IRS coming for me like im employed 🥀

[rose moss]

he lives in a hole

[delicate berry]

the old person in question

[rose moss]

pantera

scoob

[scenic meteor]

what

[rose moss]

should i abandon kelp and go to bed unannounced

just turn off my pc and sleep

[scenic meteor]

ive done it before

[rose moss]

beast mode

have u ever talked to eklp

[scenic meteor]

and you spilled water on ur 10% grade take the nap

[rose moss]

like vc

[rose moss]

brother im sleeping FOREVER

[delicate berry]

woah there, streaming is the hardest job in the world

[violet inlet]

I graduated right when Destiny dropped, it was amazing

unemployed heaven

[digital light]

Yeah that's very true, a lot of the mainstream songs I can't sing either, or if I do I sing the octave lower lol depending on the artist

[scenic meteor]

on deadlock one time he was there yea but it was also 5 others so kinda hectic

[safe furnace]

I usually have to sing baritone songs an octave lower usually on my end 😭

[digital light]

DANGGGGG that's actually impressive asf

Do y'know the lowest note you can hit?

[safe furnace]

By ear, the lowest I can go audibly is like an a1 or g2

[digital light]

HOLY

[safe furnace]

If only I can sing more songs gang 🥀

[digital light]

That's genuinely very impressive imo

[digital light]

You just have to transpose the songs, do you play any instruments?

[safe furnace]

Atm no

[digital light]

Your voice is also a muscle, the more you work it the better it gets, you don't have to be naturally born with it yk

I definitely wasn't

[digital light]

Ah I see

[safe furnace]

The ones I can usually sing comfortably in my tone are either country or metal

[digital light]

Well there's a lot of male song covers you could sing along too, Stephen Daws is a pretty good one

[safe furnace]

I just usually sing along with the song itself and go an octave or two lower by ear

[digital light]

Idk if you've heard Teenage Dream but he made a remake of it and I'll never go back to the original now

[digital light]

Ah I see

That's a way to do it

[safe furnace]

Ooh, I'll look him up once my net connection is better

Gotta dip now gang, enjoy yer day

[digital light]

Ah thank you, you as well

[crude stone]

so as far as I understand, theres gonna be a cooldown when reviving teammates when they become bodies, not when downed

you can bypass that cooldown with triage prime ability

[wooden wolf]

:)

[limpid crane]

Anyone else getting Ghost in the Shell Vibes from this Awesome Game?

[wicked schooner]

can we stop saying lowkenuinely

[wicked schooner]

its definitely got elements inspired by ghost in the shell

[sudden canopy]

How do you get the Team Cat tag?

[wanton root]

needs more bewbs

[wooden wolf]

ask amir whenever he's around

[wicked schooner]

i mean they're literally called shells, so they have this whole post-body sci-fi setting, but also if you remember the stealth aspects of the laughing man arc, you can do the same thing to other runners

[sudden canopy]

I don't know who it is

[wanton root]

entering autism mode

[wooden wolf]

Bungie dev

[wicked schooner]

LOL

[sudden canopy]

Ok

[wicked schooner]

i forgot they would literally yell out HE'S IN AUTISTIC MODE in that show

[lilac lodge]

Imagine it all works out chat

[lean dew]

Big s/o to @dull estuary for no beta code. Hope your game dies slow and tragic

[worldly vine]

woo womp

[wintry mantle]

We've never left it

[wicked schooner]

guys

[digital light]

Mars

[wicked schooner]

in the cinematic trailer

why did the destroyer just stand there getting blasted instead of taking cover with his teammates after his shield went down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvbEnWLRo1s&t=1s

[celest coyote]

He was a chad

The real question is why the others took cover behind the shield when the other stuff was the same distance away

Then the destroyer could’ve easily left

[unborn badger]

I mean

saturated spraying doesn't really pair well with moving cover for one especially with 2 people behind you already

destroyer technically had nowhere to move without compromising his recon and assassin teammates

all those grunts emptying their mags like karens with a bug spray lol

[untold nacelle]

Destroyer just loves dramatic ending xD

[unborn badger]

the bigger question is if recon knew a whole army's coming why did she tell the team to engage lmao

that or it's just the gold core

[digital light]

If he's gonna go out, might as well go out in style with an iconic death

[wary herald]

Marathon delyed until may 2026

[scenic meteor]

cause big loot

[untold nacelle]

Yes, that's the Chad way

[scenic meteor]

no way

[wary herald]

Yeah i lied

[scenic meteor]

wow thats mean

[wary herald]

Sorry

[digital light]

How could you say such a thing

[unborn badger]

but like surely big loot doesn't prioritize over staying alive so they can get more loot like 😭

[celest coyote]

Source: I made it the fuck up

[warm granite]

marathon is an extraction shooter based on the movie 300

[limpid crane]

Just watched the cinematic trailer
I Like how thief shows up in the end just taking whatever assassin and glitch has

[unborn badger]

speak your truth pointr

[untold nacelle]

🔥 🔥

[eager ermine]

The other 2 could have just shot back at the UESC to give locus some breathing room, but nah

They left him to die

Dirty fuckin rats

🚬

[warm granite]

i want to play as assassin and stalk people while making animalistic grunting, howling, and sniffing sounds over voip

will really add to their gameplay experience

[digital light]

Ah yes yes, they'll be getting the top notch experience

[unborn badger]

dawg no amount of retaliation's saving that destroyer from the grunt army ☠️

[prisma flame]

any voices of the void enjoyers

[eager ermine]

Destroyer himself puts down like, 25% of them while actively being shot at

Recon and void could have done something, they just fraudulent

[unborn badger]

that was NOT 25% ☠️

[untold nacelle]

I don't think we heard Void's voice. the cinematic's voice was supeculated to be Durandal and not Void.

[warm granite]

nah we did hear it when hes talking to blackbird about the music chip

do you think they will add toilets to marathon

[untold nacelle]

Oh yeah i forgot lol

[prisma flame]

ah, i see. you dont know

theres a small indie game call voices of the void jus wondering if people here played as well

[unborn badger]

(they do they're just trolling you)

[warm granite]

the one thing i didnt understanda bout htat cinematic is why so many people randomly do cartwheels

like void does one then literally 5 seconds later glitch is doing one

what is this diddy kong racing?

[untold nacelle]

Wait, so Ben Starr is voiceing Void then?

[prisma flame]

idk but if theres no mod for an assassin dodge roll like the trailer, ill be sad*

[warm granite]

i dont remember any characters doing cartwheels in the alpha tbh

[prisma flame]

no like a destiny hunter roll

like exactly like that

[warm granite]

ahh i see

sadly the only character that has something like that is locus from what i recall

just a side strafe

[prisma flame]

but instead of needing to be close to enemies it would just insta invis

bc i mean thats what they showed in the trailer when his team got got

also did his team get got by other runners or was that uesc bots

[cyan bridge]

mara's ton

ok chat speak uppp

[scenic meteor]

hop on dress to impress

[cyan bridge]

No

[scenic meteor]

bruh wtf why

[cyan bridge]

hop on pulverize farts

[scenic meteor]

whats dat

[cyan bridge]

im stuck on the cart ride part

[rough sail]

[scenic meteor]

the who what part

[cyan bridge]

chicken butt

[rough sail]

67!!!!

😹😹😹

[cyan bridge]

YES

[fluid stone]

why did romans git banned

[rough sail]

deserved

[scenic meteor]

lena im watching mobile suit gundam 1 tomorrow it better be peak

[rough sail]

no wayyyy

[obsidian quartz]

holy what a good nap

[celest coyote]

Big bobot

[cyan bridge]

ok wait why did romans get banned

[rough sail]

hi hugs

[north echo]

lena

ok.

[rough sail]

what

[north echo]

nevermind

[rough sail]

what?

[obsidian quartz]

yeah what

[north echo]

hi

[cyan bridge]

i am so confused he just slid in my dms

[north echo]

cookies n cream was the right decision

[obsidian quartz]

nice

[rough sail]

you're welcome

Why'd you say NVM to that

[north echo]

im eating this whole thing

idk

weight gain but i dun care

[cyan bridge]

raw liver

[north echo]

let me die in peace

[wooden wolf]

that gator

[cyan bridge]

Romans says he is very sorry

i think

[rough sail]

He should be

(idk what he did)

[cyan bridge]

what did he do though

OHHHH

[wooden wolf]

it was probably the feet thing

[rough sail]

We talk about feet all the time though

[wooden wolf]

yeah idk then

[obsidian quartz]

if its bad enough to get banned the message is probably not there anymore

[cyan bridge]

im gonna try and contact a mod

[obsidian quartz]

if you dont know the person idk why you would

[rough sail]

they can appeal the ban I'm pretty sure on their own

[cyan bridge]

romans my twin

[obsidian quartz]

ah

[lilac lodge]

I need to buy the collectors edition but should I buy it

[dreamy forge]

Im losing my mind

[wary sierra]

Mr marathon

[wintry mantle]

yes

[novel juniper]

Yes

[wicked schooner]

i wanna snipe players

[golden relic]

Can’t wait till the game launches

[rough sail]

I can

[astral skiff]

We only have the first 5 contracts to upgrade the DAC right? Anything else you can do to upgrade DAC as of now? Or do we just have to wait for more contracts?

[nimble canyon]

Game still isn't out. Damn.

[twilit sparrow]

Good morning ladies

[nimble canyon]

Morning.

[twilit sparrow]

Is it march 5 yet

[nimble canyon]

I didn't sleep. I'm an idiot.

[obsidian quartz]

i think if you buy the collectors edition they upload you directly so you can be a runner

[nimble canyon]

Sadly not.

[rough sail]

Sloppyboyyyy

[twilit sparrow]

Im making an open bet here

Glitch will get nerfed within 1.5 months

[astral skiff]

Sorry I don’t follow. 🙁

[nimble canyon]

I swear the longer you're waiting for something the more your perception of time just makes it drag on.

[nimble canyon]

It's a joke.

[twilit sparrow]

my suffering ends february 26

time will pass ez till 5th

[dark yoke]

Oh joy now my cloned digital consciousness can face never ending death!

[astral skiff]

Ok I thought it was but didn’t wanna ask “is this a joke” but I guess I look dumb either way I respond haha 🙁

[nimble canyon]

Fucking rip

[astral skiff]

How did you get the marathon boarder on your discord profile picture?

Border*

[nimble canyon]

I was here when the server first opened originally and I did a quest where I watched the video trailer for the game. The first trailer they released back in April 2025.

You'll need a time machine if you want it.

[astral skiff]

Dang rip ok

[delicate berry]

bungie fomo strikes again

[crude stone]

you needed to do a discord quest and it was for a month if you want to keep it you need to pay nitro

[cyan bridge]

hi guys

how are we doing

[rough sail]

fine

dizzy

[cyan bridge]

holdup! that was a mf bruh moment! 🤣 🫱

[astral skiff]

Oh wow so people who still have it are paying for nitro? I’d pass on that. It’s really cool though. Less sad about missing out now haha thx

[crude stone]

yeah, I use it when I pay 3 day nitro with quest and stuff

[delicate berry]

do u guys ever feel overwhelmingly lonely when you have nobody to talk to except a chatroom of strangers you will never meet

[cyan bridge]

imagine paying nitro lol

[delicate berry]

me neither, play Highguard for free on Steam, Playstation 5, and Xbox Series S and X!

[rough sail]

I've met a discord friend before so im different

[crude stone]

nah, I feel lonely when I'm bout to sleep and I'm alone in my room looking at the ceiling

[obsidian quartz]

no because i am comfortable on my own and keep my body healthy so i dont get depressed

[rough sail]

im depressed even though I'm not that unhealthy

[cyan bridge]

bois hop on foamstars

[rough sail]

🥀

[fair lotus]

I play highguard w my brothers and friends

[rough sail]

we all love highguard

[delicate berry]

good boy

[obsidian quartz]

you've never had any water in your life

[rough sail]

I had some today

[cyan bridge]

high guard is life

[thorn python]

yea

[crude stone]

I might not be depressed but I'm highly melancholic

[obsidian quartz]

i can guarantee it wasnt enough

[rough sail]

nuh uh

[thorn python]

it rlly helps when i like vc with ppl tho

[fair lotus]

Good......girl

[thorn python]

so maybe you just gotta find someone to call geoff

[delicate berry]

omg blushes stawpp X3

[rough sail]

I'm too shy to VC with people

[obsidian quartz]

i used to be too then i realised i dont know anyone so who really cares

[cyan bridge]

folk

[final peak]

That's the nice thing about random strangers on the internet. You'll never interact with them again. Be cringe!

[obsidian quartz]

let yourself be free exactly

[delicate berry]

helps when i vc w people too but i lowk burned every bridge i had 2 months ago sooo

[delicate berry]

ena!

[cyan bridge]

except i keep coming back

[obsidian quartz]

nah highkey this is necessary when you find out those people are not good for you i did that a couple years ago

[final monolith]

im on a vc rn and i have my invisalign

[cyan bridge]

MARTIN

WE ARE SAVED

[final monolith]

i sound like goofy

have no shame

[final peak]

https://tenor.com/view/temptation-stairway-ena-gif-20394886

[final monolith]

whats uppppp

[final peak]

Aw, no embed. :(

[obsidian quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[fair lotus]

Lithp

[obsidian quartz]

embed fail funny

[cyan bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/snootgame-snoot-game-wani-gator-i-wani-hug-that-gator-gif-13297359384123786559

[kindred vigil]

ey

[cyan bridge]

neenee

[delicate berry]

🐺 a sigma hunts alone 🖤 🥀

[final monolith]

yup

[delicate berry]

i need to be on here less

[final monolith]

its night time i have to keep it on

[delicate berry]

im turning on light mode

[cyan bridge]

i guess... im a sigma then. Heh.

[rough sail]

I'll be on here less once I get this job

[thorn python]

me too sometimes

[cyan bridge]

i will never leave marathon

[kindred vigil]

yay #jobcore

[delicate berry]

my

fucking

eyes

[obsidian quartz]

i dont want a job but damn i need money

[twilit sparrow]

yo can you discuss leaks here or you get BENT?

[cyan bridge]

slopple hi

[wintry mantle]

employed gang fr

[twilit sparrow]

what it do what it do

[fair lotus]

Bro flashbanged

[cyan bridge]

slopple slop

[kindred vigil]

Almost Immediate ban

if a cool mod is online then a warning

[twilit sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-slop-purple-slop-delicious-food-gif-3070719723010032275

new arc raiders gif leak

[cyan bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-israel-superhero-am-yisrael-chai-israeli-flag-gif-16069792012856888850

[cyan bridge]

new arc raiders cosmetics

[twilit sparrow]

AYOOOOO our allies have a super hero?

damn bro i knew the holy land had some crazy shit going on

[cyan bridge]

i come from a land down under

[twilit sparrow]

ALSO BRO CAN SOMEONE ANSWER IS DISCUSSING LEAKS BANNABLE?

[kindred vigil]

I said yes bro

[twilit sparrow]

oh my bad

i didnt see it

shame

[kindred vigil]

multiple ppl got immediately banned for doing so

[twilit sparrow]

shame, I GOT THOUGHTS

[kindred vigil]

unless there's a cool mod around you get a warning

[cyan bridge]

only cool mod here is mishaya

and me

[kindred vigil]

and Dante 🙄

[fair lotus]

Hit us with one brother slop

[kindred vigil]

u are NOT. A mod brobro

[crude stone]

I need the open weekend dates bungie pls

[delicate berry]

Real gaming leaks!!

• SPOILERS AHEAD *
  Marathon will be 40 USD

[cyan bridge]

i am

[crude stone]

sheeeeesh

[cyan bridge]

im gonna ban you

[twilit sparrow]

i cant, its for leaks that happened yesterday

[kindred vigil]

ur not nate

[twilit sparrow]

i aint getting banned magssg1

[delicate berry]

light mode deadass hurting my eyes i might actually do my homework for once

[cyan bridge]

having a job is such a chore

[kindred vigil]

I need a job

[cyan bridge]

fuck you

[fair lotus]

Temp office got my ass out of my room

[thorn python]

me too 😔

[wintry mantle]

no way guy from the 6ix

[cyan bridge]

seven

[thorn python]

highkey i have like no money i need income

[wintry mantle]

they added vaughan to toronto no way

[obsidian quartz]

im lucky my government is paying me to look for a job

[thorn python]

woaa

cool

[wintry mantle]

same

[obsidian quartz]

i was broke as hell

[brittle spear]

Hype hype hype

[obsidian quartz]

now i wont die of starvation

[wintry mantle]

but boutta get re employed

[obsidian quartz]

i need like a part time job so bad i need flexibility to play games like marathon and also make money

[novel juniper]

NuCaloric will make sure of that

[molten flax]

sorry for your loss

[obsidian quartz]

thats what i said to someone else earlier lmao

[wintry mantle]

once im employed im like extremely employed

[wintry mantle]

nah im chillin

[obsidian quartz]

i used to work full time in a bakery where i was so exhausted every day i cant do that again

need something more chill

[rough sail]

I need a full time job so I can pay rent

🥀

[molten flax]

lol i do baking as my job but in a cafe/bakery

way chill tho

[obsidian quartz]

see that sounds a bit more chill yeah

a bread bakery that does nothing but bread and produces hundreds upon hundreds of bread products on a normal day is insane

[molten flax]

jesus

[wintry mantle]

i work maintenace at an amusement park

either im so bored or very busy

no in between

[obsidian quartz]

it was permanently understaffed and there was actually so much drama thats why i quit 😭

[molten flax]

i do pastry and dessert but bread making 24/ is a crime

[fair lotus]

Bakery drama 😈

[obsidian quartz]

it was ok when i had people working there that i could chill with but the turnover rate was so high i ended up basically alone with strangers

and at one point went like two months without a day off nearly

not good

i might have to find like a chill little bakery maybe

but also trauma for real idk if i can

[north pike]

Henlo

[obsidian quartz]

im also barely able to save the government money because those payments mostly go towards the car 😔

[north pike]

I preordered today

[obsidian quartz]

very epic

[molten flax]

holy shit

[outer lichen]

Super-haters are gonna be on copium come next Thursday mark my words

[wintry mantle]

aw man

whats the car tho

[mellow stump]

I need Marton content

[outer lichen]

I feel that, years ago I worked at a deli and by my third month I was the only one left from the crew that trained me

[molten flax]

theres gotta be rules against ts right

[obsidian quartz]

its an old like 2012 toyota hilux or something its technically my dads but i pay for it entirely

[outer lichen]

Can’t really ban someone from quitting a job

Not in a way that wouldn’t be totally abused anyway

[molten flax]

its not that

[wintry mantle]

i think they meant the 2 months no day off

[wintry mantle]

at least its a toyota

[molten flax]

im saying the workplace should be doing something where ur not in a position like that

[obsidian quartz]

ya its pretty good and reliable but its expensive to pay insurance

[obsidian quartz]

yeah thats what i was saying the entire time i worked there for nearly 3 years

like i shouldnt have to suffer the way i did because those mfs dont know how to keep a good workplace

[molten flax]

assuming chain brand corp right

[outer lichen]

The only reason the store owner had his position was because he knew people. He was horrible at it. He had a habit of ordering whole pallets of stuff that would never sell and ended up getting tossed. Just no business sense whatsoever.

[obsidian quartz]

its a franchise but every single local one is owned by the one mf and his family friends and its almost a family business 😭

he kept buying new bakeries instead of fucking paying us what we deserved, he wasnt doing anything illegal but it was bare minimum bullshit

[outer lichen]

He also constantly tried to micromanage every department and tell them what they needed to do/how to do it like we didn’t have managers that he hired to keep track of shit like that

[molten flax]

just no bg at all??

why i hate working

[outer lichen]

If he did, it wasn’t much.

[obsidian quartz]

yeah they get the most unqualified mf to run the place i swear

[outer lichen]

The whole store hated him

[obsidian quartz]

its almost always because of family

[wintry mantle]

fr

[outer lichen]

Worked there for almost 3 years, trained basically everyone that worked night shift after my 3rd month, knew basically everything except managerial shit like inventory, after they gave me a 15 cent raise I called out of work to go to a hiring faire and put my two weeks in the next day

[obsidian quartz]

legend

15 cent raise is such crap

[outer lichen]

For all the shit I did to keep that deli afloat you bet your ass it was. I was doing an average of 2.5hrs overtime per night because we were understaffed and the staff I did have would leave before things were finished

[obsidian quartz]

yuppp

i fully feel that genuinely had the same problem

and then they hit us with the "people dont want to work"

it makes me violently angry

[outer lichen]

I mean to be fair that is technically one half of the problem

But only a half

[obsidian quartz]

well yeah no one really wants to work but the way they say it is absolutely incorrect

no one wants to do the 3 hours overtime every day for no money or recognition

thats what they claim is work

[outer lichen]

Only reason I did it was because I had friends/people I liked on day shift and I didn’t want to leave them in a pile of crap in the morning. Once they left I had no incentive to stay

[wintry mantle]

real, once i left my old position at my current place everything went to shit

[solar dirge]

Is there a date for the play test before launch???

[rough sail]

No

[outer lichen]

Expected announcement next Thursday

[solar dirge]

Ty

[obsidian quartz]

thats why i quit too, i didnt know anyone and was not going to work with strangers for not enough money and not enough time off

[wintry mantle]

i need to work or else im bored

constant stimulus

[obsidian quartz]

i would love a job that gets me out of my hell of a house but it needs to be an escape from hell not a fresh new one

[meager patrol]

deciding what faction to join hmmm

[wintry mantle]

escape would make u god

[worldly vine]

midaaaaaaaa

MIDAAAAA

BLOW UP SHIT, DEATH TO THE UNSC

[meager patrol]

💀

[worldly vine]

[normal orbit]

escape would make you god

Am I rite guys? Hehe

[wintry mantle]

havent heard that one before

[obsidian quartz]

brand new thought for sure

[normal orbit]

Thanks guys

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-marathon-shot-bungie-getting-shot-gif-16397000218131781147

[brittle spear]

One day closer

[normal orbit]

I need validation from my fellow vandal armpit enthusiasts

[meager patrol]

[dense ginkgo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813901107428327425/1361876919150317668/escapewillmakemepreggers.gif

[rough sail]

meow

[wintry mantle]

cat

[normal orbit]

Warden like from fh??

[wintry mantle]

r6

[normal orbit]

The other prison of nightmares from Ubisoft

Warden 1.5 >>

[wintry mantle]

crutch

[normal orbit]

Oh yeah

That and the 1.5 p10 on mozzie

After they took that out I was in shambles

[rough sail]

I'm eating an apple

[normal orbit]

Keep the doctor away

Smart

[obsidian quartz]

what kind of apple

[wintry mantle]

did u skin it

[rough sail]

I also drank two glasses of water to appease the entity

[rough sail]

Gala I think

[normal orbit]

The entity?

Sounds scary

Warden hold me

[obsidian quartz]

very nice

[obsidian quartz]

double nice

[wintry mantle]

can i skin you

[rough sail]

No I like the skin of the apple

[obsidian quartz]

i think you should warden

[normal orbit]

Sounds…

[obsidian quartz]

the skin is where all the flavour is

[normal orbit]

Scandalous

[wintry mantle]

i should right

cant trust cyac

[normal orbit]

I just like the color green bruh chillll

[thorn python]

MIDA approves

🙂‍↕️

[wintry mantle]

arachne and mida has a tenuous relationship

[obsidian quartz]

i like red and red is better therefore you get skinned

[rough sail]

Grown adults roleplaying

[obsidian quartz]

damn right

[wicked schooner]

I got too hyped for this game that still has a whole month to come out

[rough sail]

You were supposed to react negatively so I get amusement

[normal orbit]

Im 47

[thorn python]

its… strained to say the least

[obsidian quartz]

i have over 400 hours on baldurs gate 3 alone i am not ashamed of roleplaying

[rough sail]

That's so different

[obsidian quartz]

let alone the thousands of hours of literal irl dnd playing

[wintry mantle]

i can destroy the uesc with u as long as you let me skin them

[twilit sparrow]

FOUND THE BEAR HUGGER

CALL THE POLICE

[obsidian quartz]

ngl i hate him

[wicked schooner]

You poor fuck

[normal orbit]

Hate is crazy

[wintry mantle]

time to replay peak

[wicked schooner]

He’s a half-designed side character that they put in the party last minute

[obsidian quartz]

i not once actually put him in my party he just sat at camp all game

[normal orbit]

You shouldn’t hate anyone 🙂‍↔️

[twilit sparrow]

I HATE TURN BASED COMBAT FANS

[wintry mantle]

i hate cyberacme

[normal orbit]

Hey now

[obsidian quartz]

what does this even mean 😭

[kindred vigil]

U hate everything sloppie

[normal orbit]

No more hate guys!

Spread love and joy

[twilit sparrow]

IF BALDUR SLOP 3 WAS A FIRST PERSON SHOOTER GAME IT WOULD BE BETTER

[wicked schooner]

A fuck is sort of like a bastard or a shit

[normal orbit]

Hear out the ones you disagree with

[wintry mantle]

arachne jump him

[obsidian quartz]

i know that but why are you saying it lmao

i love dnd

[wicked schooner]

You poor fuck

[normal orbit]

Why is there so many Arachne

Lame ahh faction

[obsidian quartz]

well i love tabletop rpgs and dnd just happens to be the one ive played the most

i wouldnt call it the best one but roleplaying is fun

[wintry mantle]

charter be praised

[normal orbit]

Charter?

[twilit sparrow]

Αrachne is the pvp faction

[celest coyote]

The rep of Arachne

[twilit sparrow]

the rest of the factions are on some stardew valley gathering items type shit

[normal orbit]

Ahhh

Thank you pfhorskin

[wicked schooner]

To be honest Arachne is the one that makes the least sense

[normal orbit]

And the Slop Denying Unwoke Fed Agent

Jesus what a name

[twilit sparrow]

call me slop denier for short

[normal orbit]

🫡

[wicked schooner]

You’re there to scavenge
Killing is a means to that end
Arachne focuses on the means as their own end
Despite it having no material benefit

[kindred vigil]

he's a fed..

[twilit sparrow]

yes

https://giphy.com/gifs/gigachad-eHYdvi5JjGFh3qEy7j

[twilit sparrow]

yes yes i monitor everything

[normal orbit]

Oh yeah?

What’s my first name?

[twilit sparrow]

I cant give information to the public like this, I dont doxx people

[wicked schooner]

Do you actually have to pick a faction in game or can you just work for all of them

[twilit sparrow]

I know what you do in your DMs roleplaying as a baldur's slop 3 bear Carter

You need Jesus brother

[normal orbit]

Holy shit this guys good

[twilit sparrow]

work for all

accept contract, finish contract get paid

[kindred vigil]

U can work for all

[twilit sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/white-monster-wmster-monster-energy-monster-energy-drink-monkey-gif-15628061433413475006

[kindred vigil]

they're just contract factions and different buff paths when u upgrade them

[sage verge]

#takeover !!!

[rough sail]

I am no longer dizzy, perhaps hugs was right

[twilit sparrow]

anybody here speaking french

i need translation

[rough sail]

yeah I do

[twilit sparrow]

lena to the goddamn rescue

[obsidian quartz]

your body is like a gundam but made of flesh it needs resources to work properly

im really trying to put it in a way that works for you to make it easier for yourself, but also genuinely i treat my own body as a flesh suit that i must fuel

and it is much easier to take care of if i see it that way

[rough sail]

I just also don't like drinking all that much water because we get like jugs of it and I don't want to go to the store super often

[twilit sparrow]

OH MY GOD I CANT FIND FUCKING THE VOD

[rough sail]

I've been thinking about getting a filter though

[twilit sparrow]

my body needs 1 thing

chicken and white monster can

peak male performance

thats 2 things, but figure of speech

[rough sail]

Slop denier I was also lying, I don't know French

[twilit sparrow]

YOU MOTHERF

I AM SCOURGING THE NET FOR A VOD

AND YOU TELLING ME THIS?

[rough sail]

yeah

[twilit sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/its-grim-its-peak-its-mid-old-man-it's-sunday-gif-8453053925671532900

[tired junco]

storming bungie hq

[normal orbit]

Wei wei

[obsidian quartz]

a filter is a good idea if you can afford it

getting water in is so unbeatable i promise

[twilit sparrow]

you guys drink tap water?

[viscid quest]

Marathon

[twilit sparrow]

i saw alex jones he told me that tap water is making the frogs feeling... a certain way

[obsidian quartz]

i have a brita filter but also i live in a country where tap water is safe to drink

[rough sail]

Yeah Brita filter was what I was gonna get

[twilit sparrow]

I live on an island, the salt here is undrinkable

we get bottled shit

[obsidian quartz]

i also live on an island but the island is ginormous

[twilit sparrow]

my island has 5k people bro, quiet life and ragebaiting online is the way

[obsidian quartz]

hahaha

[normal orbit]

I’ve been stuck on an island of my thoughts

[twilit sparrow]

I live 3 hours away from a 5 mil city tho

gotta order donuts from said city, no bakery here makes them

its grim

[oak elbow]

07:54 am now

[rough sail]

Chat, all I ever do is think, but I don't want to think anymore, what do I do?

[normal orbit]

Dude

It’s literally 2:54

[twilit sparrow]

thats what not having hobbies is called lena

lmao

[rough sail]

I think even when I'm doing the hobbies

[twilit sparrow]

then your hobbies suck, play a good game

or start AI slop channel with quotes

become a millionaire

[rough sail]

I think even when I'm playing a good game

[twilit sparrow]

the only thing im thinking

is glitch gonna get nerfed within 2 months

bet

[normal orbit]

Just don’t think

Duhh

[rough sail]

Impossible

[keen zinc]

only thing that might be too strong on glitch is her arm cannon

[twilit sparrow]

Υou havent seen what Ive seen brother

cannon is the least of the worries

[keen zinc]

unfortunately i havent 🥀

[keen heath]

Why are we upset about thinking?

[keen zinc]

glitch players with map knowledge are deadly ik that much, but there's a skill gap to it

[twilit sparrow]

yeah..... i cant discuss here unfortunately

[rough sail]

some thoughts are overwhelming or negative and when all I do is think it like tunnel visions in a way

[normal orbit]

Please send me that pfp 🙏🙏

[keen zinc]

4th person to ask ✅

[twilit sparrow]

dont give them your pfp moco

be selfish

its yours

you own it

LET THEM SALIVATE

[normal orbit]

It ain’t that deep bro

[keen zinc]

typical arachne bum

[normal orbit]

Goat

[twilit sparrow]

Glitch and recon speedrun nerfs, i am already counting down

dont say i didnt warn ya nerds

[keen zinc]

when are we nerfing rook and removing his cloak ability?

[keen heath]

Yeah, I have that too. My solutions have been, vigorous exercise, breathing practice, meditation, yoga, and mood stabilizers

[twilit sparrow]

why would you nerf rook, its a solo shell with 0 guns

[keen zinc]

you haven't seen what I've seen

[twilit sparrow]

I played as rook, I have seen

using UESC to your advantage is great

shame that pistol shoots peanuts

[keen heath]

Therapy too in order to get specific guidance in what works for you

[rough sail]

once I get a job and am able to get out of the house I think it'll chill out

[keen heath]

Mental health is tricky. Helps to have a pro guide you through it

[keen heath]

Probably

[rough sail]

yeah makes sense, need job to get insurance though, America moment

[keen heath]

Capitalism ❤️

[keen zinc]

You can thank big Traxus for that

You're welcome

We've also added a 10% service fee

[spice ether]

So do we have any information on this supposed free weekend before launch?

[normal orbit]

Thank you Traxus

[keen zinc]

God I love being rich

[twilit sparrow]

Ι bet at the weekend of the 20th feb

[wooden wolf]

marathon tomorrow

[twilit sparrow]

oh wait

state of slop apparently is 12th feb

might be that weekend, makes sense if they want feedback

[wooden wolf]

my theory is that it will be a publicity beta not for feedback

they got pleny of that already!

[twilit sparrow]

feedback is everything

[severe condor]

[normal orbit]

No marathon until you run a marathon

[keen zinc]

It's still half a month from release probably when the playtest happens, can't make big system changes from that but they can take feedback and change values here and there

[twilit sparrow]

yeah thats what I was thinking

[keen zinc]

Like let's buff glitch's sprint speed at base by 200%

[twilit sparrow]

OH HELL NAH

[keen zinc]

It's balanced suck it up

[twilit sparrow]

its not at all

glitch will 100% get nerfed

[wooden wolf]

nah

[twilit sparrow]

month 1 i bet

you will see

I saw some disturbing videos

[wooden wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1450987487894966313/1468519639507275777/stab.gif

grahh embed fail

[wooden wolf]

i know everything

[obsidian quartz]

late ass reply but I've got friends that say life improved infinitely as soon as they moved out

[normal orbit]

So uhh…

What’s y’all’s fastest time?

[rough sail]

oh don't worry, I moved out a couple years ago, it's definitely much better than it was

[wooden wolf]

time what

[obsidian quartz]

oh I misread yeah mb I gotchu

having something to do definitely helps yeah

[rough sail]

Was scrolling and stopped at a video that was all like "I didn't wanna have to say this today, but you're a beautiful young black woman, who was born gay."dude looked like a Norse accurate depiction of thor lol. How did he clock me though

[rugged idol]

Blrrrd

[normal orbit]

Yknow

[obsidian quartz]

you are lucky, that video has been popping up on all the white people's feeds

[normal orbit]

Like fastest time

[rough sail]

Lmao probably

[obsidian quartz]

I know because I got it

[rough sail]

My fastest time to beat Metroid zero mission I believe was a few seconds shy of an hour

[twilit sparrow]

Ι dont count time, i run faster than you - im a cyborg

it aint even fair carter

its grim for you

[obsidian quartz]

all my characters I ever create are built for running really fast

[rough sail]

LMAO

chat if Elijah Wood ever gets outed as a bad person it is genuinely over for me

[obsidian quartz]

don't say that if that happens it's over for my best friend too and she would genuinely do something terrible

[rough sail]

he's probably the only celebrity I actually fuck with

[obsidian quartz]

I don't fuck with any celebrities

only their characters

[normal orbit]

Sub hour is actually insane

I’ve done a 6 hour

[rough sail]

I could've done better that run, I was sloppy and died during the zero suit Samus sequence

[normal orbit]

That was at like 14 min pace

[obsidian quartz]

only speed running I do is for white knuckle

that game is built for it and is actually fun as hell

[normal orbit]

Boooorinngggg

[obsidian quartz]

well I don't do it anymore but like I'm pretty quick

i actually ended up in the section that's closer to doing a marathon where it's endless, I played for 6 hours in one session once and got a world record

[rough sail]

Idk what this Carter fella is waffling about I just thought it'd be funny to mention a speedrun

[obsidian quartz]

I used to be a world record holder before the game updated

[normal orbit]

I thought we were talking about marathons?

[rough sail]

I don't be running

[twilit sparrow]

play kill knight cowards

[thorn python]

rare sloppy good take

[obsidian quartz]

what is that

[rough sail]

Slop

[thorn python]

its awesome is what it is

[normal orbit]

Why are you in the marathon discord then??

[obsidian quartz]

someone enlighten me

[twilit sparrow]

kill knight is heaven in a game

[thorn python]

its rlly good its

[twilit sparrow]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2694420/KILL_KNIGHT/

[thorn python]

whats the genre

[rough sail]

Buddy this is for a videogame

[twilit sparrow]

literal nectar in video game form

[normal orbit]

I don’t think so

You’re mistaken

[rough sail]

you're right my bad

bullet hell
Unfortunately I have the opposite kind of autism to enjoy this

I would get overwhelmed

[obsidian quartz]

looks pretty cool but I got too much to play already

[obsidian quartz]

yeah same

[autumn blaze]

Is there any information on whether there will be preloading?

[rough sail]

NO!!!

[twilit sparrow]

fr Kill knight will make you mald

one of the hardest games made