🗣marathon-general-chat

[rose moss]

its alright come out on yo own time

[digital light]

The defense is a form of coping from the lack of being able to share with anyone

[red dagger]

Guys we can talk about this

[digital light]

Nah it's okay we already know...

How could you

You didn't even say hi back

Just hm

[brazen ermine]

You've been measured

[red dagger]

If I was gay (which I am not) my family would hate my and also I am a Christian and I like beautiful women

[digital light]

=')

[digital light]

Only beautiful women? I thought the whole point was to care about the personality more than the looks

[final monolith]

do we like chiikawa here

[rose moss]

do u like beautiful guys too

[red dagger]

I MEAN ALL

[final monolith]

my favorite one is momonga

[scenic meteor]

ofc

[digital light]

Hm...

[final monolith]

i like momonga

[rose moss]

didnt ask you

[digital light]

Oh heck yeah

[red dagger]

I honestly don’t have a type

[rose moss]

didnt ask u either

[thorn python]

im not going to lie, defending yourself by saying “i like beautiful women” sounds like a bit of a fib 😭

[molten flax]

its guys isnt it

[digital light]

Idc, I'm still answering the question

[digital light]

LMAO

[undone jay]

has bungie said if people who played the closed alpha are getting anything when the game launches?

[digital light]

My cat is beautiful

He's a cutie

I love him sm

[thorn python]

no way so is mine

[digital light]

Okie

[red dagger]

I mean that by all women are beautiful not joking I love literally everyone

Maybe I am bi 😭

[scenic meteor]

maybe

[red dagger]

No 😭

[rough sail]

Buddy

[molten flax]

roman

are u a guy or girl

[rose moss]

what an odd person

[red dagger]

Guy 19

[rose moss]

what an odd interaction here

[digital light]

I sent you pictures Bonkers

[rose moss]

dude just telling us everything

[undone jay]

whats your address?

[red dagger]

Virginia

[thorn python]

and can we get a name and soxial security ?

[undone jay]

what are the 3 special numbers on the back of your moms credit card?

[digital light]

LMAO

[red dagger]

Not worth it

[thorn python]

worth a try 😔

[red dagger]

I only have 100 dollars per month

[molten flax]

what

[thorn python]

oh real same

[red dagger]

On my credit card

[molten flax]

yob now

[red dagger]

That’s my monthly limit

[thorn python]

ohhh

okay nevermind

[red dagger]

But I also have cash

[thorn python]

not same

[digital light]

How much debt are you in Roman

Asking for educational purposes

[red dagger]

None at the moment

[molten flax]

all of americas

[digital light]

LMAO

[dark hearth]

What's the pin on the back of your credit card

[red dagger]

Can’t say

That’s illegal

[dark hearth]

It's not illegal to say

[digital light]

It's for educational purposes Roman

Answer

Now

Actually wait

I might get timed out

Don't time me out mods

[red dagger]

Listen when I get a job I will try to give you guys some

I am a nice guy

[final monolith]

i think tomorrow i will go to mcdonalds

[red dagger]

You guys are also very friendly ❤️

[final monolith]

alone

i want to eat a mcchicken

[dark hearth]

You plan that?

[final monolith]

its been a while

yeah

[digital light]

Oh that sounds delicious icl

[final monolith]

the mcdonalds wifi is good

[digital light]

Since when

[final monolith]

i usually stay in a corner for 4-5 hours

in some random mcdonalds

[red dagger]

Well if I get a job I can give you chicken money

[final monolith]

thanks

[digital light]

We used to dog on McDonalds wifi 😭

[digital light]

Honestly, that's a vibe

[final monolith]

its good here idk how

[dark hearth]

Still do

[digital light]

Key word if

[dark hearth]

Is everyone here like 15

[rugged idol]

I did for a hour

[red dagger]

IDK HOW TO APPLY I HAVE TO LEARN

[molten flax]

whatchu mean by that

[digital light]

Same...it was only one time though

[red dagger]

When I was a baby I wore a helmet

[digital light]

Wait what did you even say

I feel like you hardly talk in here

[rugged idol]

Dm

[digital light]

Kk

[thorn python]

oh welcome back

[dark hearth]

They have time spend at a restaurant for 5 hours and don't have a job

[red dagger]

I want to work 6-7 hours on weekends

That’s my plan

[rugged idol]

I apologize I was v heated and that was not okay at all

[final monolith]

?

how many

[red dagger]

6-7

[thorn python]

its okay 😭

i thought it qas just funny

[red dagger]

It’s not the meme I didn’t mean it that way

[red dagger]

But I am excited and I need to educate myself

[rugged idol]

I didn’t, I read your reply and I was like why am I such a hoe ass dude rn

[red dagger]

OH

ON THE PLUS SIDE

[bitter canopy]

About what?

[red dagger]

The process of getting one

[digital light]

It's rlly easy, and since you're 19 they'd most likely hire you over someone under 18

Unless you're genuinely stupid

Then you're cooked

[red dagger]

Listen I am smart I just haven’t done certain stufff before

[bitter canopy]

Gotcha, what kind of job?

[red dagger]

Fast food

[crisp sapphire]

whats 1 plus 1?

[red dagger]

2

[bitter canopy]

Show up (impossible)

[red dagger]

No I would show up everyday

I really want to have one

[bitter canopy]

Nah just a joke about how simple it is

[red dagger]

I would be the best employee

Like SpongeBob

[bitter canopy]

Nice

[red dagger]

I love helping people too

I am just a little nervous

[digital light]

Dude....don't do it

Trust me don't do it

Like seriously

Get a job at Fry's grocery store or something

[bitter canopy]

Yeah go retail

[digital light]

You'd get jacked from getting shopping carts so it's a bonus

I can speak from experience

[red dagger]

I was gonna work at chick fil a

[bitter canopy]

I worked at a Menards lol

[red dagger]

I also go to the gym

I need to find somewhere on campus

I don’t have a car

So within walking distance

[bitter canopy]

What are you going to school for?

[red dagger]

Film but I am thinking about changing it

[bitter canopy]

Ah I'm no help in that land lol

[red dagger]

I am thinking law

Idk why

[bitter canopy]

Yeah still no help lol

[red dagger]

I just want something that will make me money and I can help people

[digital light]

Law is gonna take you a fat minute, but if you're willing to spend like 8 years, then you got it in the bag

[red dagger]

Hmm 🤔

[bitter canopy]

Good on you, I like to build cool stuff

[digital light]

There's a lot of occupations out there that can make you money and help people, js gotta do your research well y'know

[digital light]

I like to build Legos

[rugged idol]

Become a plumber

We make bank

[digital light]

But unfortunately that doesn't pay the bills

[molten flax]

that or sparky

[bitter canopy]

You can help people in a multitude of ways

Machining has lots of room to move up

But those are all trades lol

[rugged idol]

Sparkys make me so fucking mad bro

[digital light]

If building Legos paid bills, I'd have my bills paid for the next 12 years

[rugged idol]

Always taking my holes I drilled

[digital light]

Googling

[rugged idol]

Moving my pipes for a wire

Like fuck

[molten flax]

stay mad lil vro, and dont have to get wet while getting rich

[digital light]

What are the chances of being electrocuted and dying being a sparky

[bitter canopy]

If you want to call aluminum extrusion Legos, me too!

[molten flax]

if ur dumb yes

[digital light]

That's beautiful

[brave jewel]

Please tell me bungo fixed the tree textures on dire marsh

[molten flax]

also i am very much not a sparky

[rugged idol]

I’m now going to ruin every sparks day bc of you

[digital light]

Oh bet, I'm in then

[rugged idol]

Well nvm

[molten flax]

ragebait

[rugged idol]

10/10

[molten flax]

👅

[red dagger]

Goodnight everyone I will pray about my possible changing career path

[bitter canopy]

All heated for nothin

[silver harbor]

Was marathon more CPU or GPU intensive ?

[digital light]

👁️👅👁️

[bitter canopy]

Don't pray just make it happen

[red dagger]

Love you guys ❤️

[bitter canopy]

Have anything newer than 2017 and you're good

[rugged idol]

Witerally

[celest coyote]

real

[north echo]

Can you build me a Lego 1:1 scale of thief

[celest coyote]

that would hurt

[digital light]

Oh I gotchu

Js buy the Legos cuz that shits expensive

[north echo]

🥀

[rugged idol]

I did the clone trooper helmet last week :3

[celest coyote]

they have become so expensive its not even funny

[digital light]

OMGSH I WANNA SEE

I wanna get that one so bad

I have not had the time or money

[rugged idol]

I will show tomorrow, am in bed wrapped up in blankets atm

[digital light]

LOL valid, alr

[rugged idol]

My brother got me it 🙂

[digital light]

Ikr 😭 Like can you not make my bank account cry

[digital light]

Well that was nice of him

W brother

[rugged idol]

Nah he been a lil shit head this past month cause his lil girlfriend broke up with him

They were only together like a week tho so

Marathon chat
I don’t know any of you
But my kid is due next month on st pattys day
J thought I would share that for no reason 🤌🏼

[keen heath]

Moment of silence for your sleep

[rough sail]

what's up chat

[digital light]

Does he get emotionally attatched super quickly?

[rose moss]

dude that was the shortest jjk episode ever wtf

[rugged idol]

Nah that’s the thing

[digital light]

Congratulations 🎉

[rugged idol]

🫸🏼🔴🔵🫷🏼🤌🏼🫴🏼🟣*

[digital light]

Oh so he's js being a shit for no reason

[molten flax]

watch iron lung again

[rough sail]

why

[digital light]

Hello Lena

[rose moss]

wheres neeyth when u need him

[final monolith]

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo thats awesome news!!!

[molten flax]

make markiplier cry more

happy ofc

[rough sail]

no

I'm poor

[rose moss]

did u see iron lung

[rough sail]

yes

[rose moss]

was it good

[rough sail]

pay for my ticket pfhoon

[molten flax]

fire

[eager ermine]

Make sure to teach that little skinner the ways of arachne

[molten flax]

ive already paid for 4 🥀

[rose moss]

damn

broke ass friends

[rough sail]

It was good but it had some issues. Id give it like a 7/10

[rugged idol]

THANK YOU
I’ve been recording her lullaby’s on guitar and posting them online for her to listen to !

[rose moss]

thats pretty good

[rugged idol]

Oh of course sir

[rose moss]

is it basically the plot of the game

[rough sail]

no

[molten flax]

ong tho

[rough sail]

yes but no

[digital light]

Aww that's so sweet 😭

[lost widget]

What’s the shell yall rocking on day one I wanna hear yall thoughts

[rose moss]

prolly void

[rough sail]

Thief and destroyer

[rose moss]

so i can learn whats new

then destroyer when i get my money up

[molten flax]

thief and glitch 🤤

[rugged idol]

AHH I know I’m so excited, my wife tells everyone about it😂

[rose moss]

ew

[lost widget]

I would say glitch for me

[rose moss]

we really thirsting at midnight gng lock in

[rose moss]

couldnt tell

[rough sail]

No fricking way 😱

[digital light]

As she should lol, that's so exciting! Wishing the best for you two 🙏 Y'all are gonna be great parents

[digital light]

I never woulda thought

[rugged idol]

Oh she’s a nurse, I know she will
Me on the other hand
A nervous wreck about it

[eager ermine]

Glitch, thief or locus

I've heard that locus apparently struggles a little bit before getting some heat upgrades, so maybe I'll wait a little bit on him

[lost widget]

I know right lol

[digital light]

LOL if anything she's gonna be guiding you through the whole birth, especially if she's a nurse 😭

It's okay you got this

She might break your hand but you literally got this in the bag

[rugged idol]

I know😭 I keep telling her she should deliver the baby herself 😂😂😂

[digital light]

NAUR don't say that 💀😭 She needs you for emotional support

[molten flax]

naur

[keen heath]

D: don't even joke about that heresy

[rugged idol]

No

Like

Nvm

R/wooosh

She’s having a c section

[eager ermine]

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if shells ended up being rated entirely differently depending on them being high or low investment, really excited for the buildcrafting

[rugged idol]

She also jokes about delivering the baby by herself in a spring 😭

[digital light]

LMAO

[keen heath]

How you gonna "r/woosh" us when you didn't give us the context 🤣

[rugged idol]

You right you right

Bad geetar

[digital light]

Ah I see I see

Bro ouch, I can't even imagine

She's a baddie for that

[rugged idol]

She’s happy

She said “my girl doesn’t have to recover”

But

[digital light]

She's a baddie period, childbirth is unlike anything

[rugged idol]

She said c sections tend to hurt after more

[digital light]

LOL

[digital light]

Yeah that's what I've heard

[keen heath]

Yeah, a big ass cut down your abdomen will do that

[limber shell]

is this game gonna be better pvp/competive then arc waiders?

[rugged idol]

Well I mean, stretching urself out the size of a watermelon does too

[keen heath]

All signs point to yes

[keen heath]

Yeah, that too 🤣 It's gonna hurt either way.

[digital light]

A WATERMELON...?

[rugged idol]

😂😂

[thorn python]

yea

[limber shell]

did you ask your 8-ball that

[digital light]

Shit I never looked into it that much

[rugged idol]

She’s gaining a pound a week rn

[limber shell]

nice cant wait

[digital light]

Ah I see I see

[keen heath]

Did you know that the die in an 8-ball is a d20?

[thorn python]

is it really

thats cool

[keen heath]

any DnD fans in the chat?

[final monolith]

dude this damn one piece roblox game is making my gc crazy

i go tehre and unmute and theyre screaming because

"BR OYOU STOLE MY FISH"

[thorn python]

i played for a few years, 2019-2022(?)

[final monolith]

full on screaming

[digital light]

I know what you mean, but my brain always goes to dnd as in Do Not Disturb 😭

[rough sail]

making hot chocolate rn

[digital light]

LMFAO

What game are you playing?

[digital light]

Yummers

Do you add marshmallows or nah

[rough sail]

mhm, I'm all out rn though :<

[digital light]

Awe man =[

Sad

[final monolith]

its some like one piece rpg

[digital light]

LMAO

[final monolith]

im not really playing

[digital light]

Not the fish 😭

I'm dead

[final monolith]

they are HOLLERING and SCREAMING at eachother

[digital light]

That's lovely

[final monolith]

yesterday they were beating their chest on vc because of the same game

[digital light]

I prefer Chase Atlantic blasting in my ears, but I'm sure that's fun too

[digital light]

😭

[final monolith]

one got his ass beat by his nanny

[digital light]

HELP

[final monolith]

because he was screaming too much

[digital light]

Bro has a nanny-?

[final monolith]

aint that like

[digital light]

Huh...well then

[final monolith]

grandma

[keen heath]

Is her name Fran Drescher?

[digital light]

Oh I see I see

She probs got the flip flop

[final monolith]

broomstick actually

[keen heath]

"La Chancla"

[digital light]

Classic

[digital light]

Oh shit

That thing hurts bro

[rugged idol]

Isn’t a tachyon like, the smallest particle

Or is that something else

I don’t wanna use Google

[wary zealot]

hypothetical particle that moves faster than the speed of light

[rugged idol]

Ohhhh

Coooool

[scenic meteor]

its umamusume horse

[rugged idol]

Idk how to say that man

[keen heath]

Typically used as a Time Travel Mcguffin

[keen heath]

tack-e-on

[rugged idol]

Not that babe

Ik how to say tachyon

[foggy anchor]

i thought it was the gluon

[scenic meteor]

uma-mu-sume

[keen heath]

ooh-mah-moo-soo-may

[rugged idol]

Don’t ask me brother😭 I’m j a plumber who heard a podcast

[foggy anchor]

tachyons are only theoretical

[digital light]

Scoob you wanna play DTI

[rugged idol]

Real ass dude right here

[scenic meteor]

what is DTI

[digital light]

You don't know what that is...?

[rugged idol]

Oh thanks to you too

[digital light]

Sigh

[scenic meteor]

dress to impress????

no wa

[digital light]

✨Dress To Impress✨

[scenic meteor]

y

[digital light]

Yessss

[stuck birch]

No he playing expidition 33 😈

[digital light]

Ah shit

[digital light]

Oh how lovely

[wary zealot]

there are infants in this discord

[scenic meteor]

i dont own a roblox account

so i cant

[digital light]

I mean you can make one 🤓

[keen heath]

In my observation, this discord is mostly infants

[digital light]

How'd you know...

[rugged idol]

Bc I was fucking muted for a hour

That’s how

[keen heath]

<- these things

[stuck birch]

You love expedition 33 ?

[digital light]

🙊

Crazy

[digital light]

Nah lol

Never played it

[scenic meteor]

its a good game

[digital light]

What's it about

[keen heath]

Family Drama, loss, grief

[pliant sonnet]

do you know the name of the artist who made the hit single Trap Queen?

[rugged idol]

Was it goty worthy
I really don’t think so
But it was good fr

[keen heath]

oh and French artistic sensibilities

[stuck birch]

You're absolutely right, as a Frenchman I'm fed up with this game, it's been winning every Game Award.

[rugged idol]

Who even are you

[pliant sonnet]

Just wondering if you have ball knowledge

[rancid pebble]

something about a mystical 🥖

[digital light]

Ah I see I see

[rugged idol]

Bro don’t ask me no question like that
Ofc

[digital light]

🤨

[scenic meteor]

back 2 league

[pliant sonnet]

so who is it then

[stuck birch]

Marathon GOTY 2026 😈

[rugged idol]

Hell nah u ain’t baiting me

[pliant sonnet]

how is this bait?

[silent tangle]

Marathon game of trash 2026

[pliant sonnet]

classic copout answer for people who dont have ball knowledge

[keen heath]

Probably not, Hopefully it does well enough to justify its continued existence

[silent tangle]

evil scary transbian scarecrow best marathon server member 2026

[rugged idol]

Idk man but as soon as I say the name you gon say sum wild ahh response

But I’ll humor you

[keen heath]

That's all any of us can really ask for

[pliant sonnet]

nah

[thorn python]

man i think they just dont know what youre talking about

[stuck birch]

Keep hope alive, he can at least win a title for the DA

[pliant sonnet]

no they do

[thorn python]

saint im ngl they might just not know ball

[pliant sonnet]

thats why they arent typing anymore

[thorn python]

you right

[rancid pebble]

marathon will be the first game to transcend media and win the first nobel prize 🙏

[keen heath]

Son, I'mma pump fake you and bounce one between yo legs

[thorn python]

dont call me son please

[pliant sonnet]

do you know the artist who made hit single Trap Queen or are you also a non ball knowledge noob?

[thorn python]

what does this mean what 😭

[keen heath]

maaaaaan, you don't know ball

[molten flax]

you will get clipped basically

[thorn python]

by tbe name im assuming its trap music, which i dont listen to
i dont know

[keen heath]

get outta here wit yo whack ass

[pliant sonnet]

look it up and come back to respond

ill give you a pass

[thorn python]

bet

OHHH

THIS SONG WAIT

YEA

I KNWO THISS

right yea

[pliant sonnet]

who is it

[keen heath]

I'd call you "Daughter" but that didn't fit the Charicature of African American B-Baller I was portraying.

[pliant sonnet]

another fish took the bite

All I did was change my pfp and username and everyone forgot who I was

take notes @thorn nymph

[keen heath]

No misgendering intended @thorn python

[pliant sonnet]

how can i submit a ticket

[keen heath]

Hmmm, so when you change your face and name, people no longer recognize you...

interesting

[pliant sonnet]

I still owe you 40 animes

[keen heath]

No no, that was clearly someone else

[pliant sonnet]

okay time to push the limits of the auto mod again

[pliant sonnet]

Oh yeah yeah clearly

okay lets do this

oh nice

what about with a q

on shoot

its thru

fetty

remy

zoo

monty

[fluid stone]

based pfp

[pliant sonnet]

my personal goat

okay I got work tomorrow im gonna leave by banning myself

fettywap

WHAT?????

so you can say it without a space got it

ZOOWAP

fetttyyyyyywappp

[keen heath]

With a Mop

[pliant sonnet]

big gooooooner suussy

yo mods fix this chat restriction bot

[keen heath]

it caught my chin gas earlier

[regal hemlock]

31 days i believe 😛

[void gull]

Uefh

2am

Can't slee

[keen heath]

Why, what happens if you sleep?

[regal hemlock]

Freddy krueger

Duh

[silent tangle]

Not again...

[wanton root]

to sleep...perchance to dream...

[silent tangle]

mist or beast...

what the fuck does that even mean

[scenic meteor]

wheres all the cuties

[silent tangle]

outside in the grass

[digital light]

https://klipy.com/gifs/orange-lol

Right here

Bro why the fuck does it go to a weird ass link

It's just a gif of a cutie (orange)

[dusk badger]

BORN TO RUN.
TCIV IS A FUCK.
鬼神 LOOT EM ALL 2893
I AM WORM MAN
410,757,864,530 DEAD UESC

[scenic meteor]

yea what is klipy and why am i seeing it so much more

@pastel cloud would know why

[digital light]

Idk but it's stupid

[scenic meteor]

I lost too many league games it was a bad day 🥀

[silent tangle]

you launched league

you were doomed from the start bro

[void gull]

I wanna find out

But I cant manage to fall aslee0

[scenic meteor]

I still gained lp but I could’ve gained more 🥀

If I wasn’t such a chud

[void gull]

Man my wifi just died

So like

No choice but to sleep

[silent tangle]

here's an idea

run head first into a brick wall

and knock yourself out

that always helps me

[rough sail]

brain damage speedrun

[wanton root]

mister beast used essentially saudi arabian contracted labor (aka slavery with extra steps) to build a recent pop up amusement park

[silent tangle]

oh yeah

I recall that

hopefully he's found in a ditch before then

[wanton root]

eh, Night is a shady company

[rough sail]

What ever happened to that amusement park

I've heard naught of it

[final monolith]

oh my lord

i just found the funniest comment ever

im sleeping well tonight

[wanton root]

they immediately dismantled it
It was more set up like a fair than a normal amusement park since it was meant to be temporary

[twilit sparrow]

AMUYS LEARNS HOW LABOUR WORKS

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY

WAIT UNTIL YOU REALIZE MCDONALDS WORKERS ARE ALSO CONTRACTED LABOR

JAJAJAJJAJJAAJJA

[wanton root]

Eh? It's SA, that's their norm. I'm more admonishing the fact that Night is the one that decided to cut corners that way

[twilit sparrow]

Proof?

[wanton root]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_(company)

[grand whale]

I like marathon

[twilit sparrow]

whats up nephew

[blazing knoll]

Almost a month

[grand whale]

Hello

[twilit sparrow]

No i mean about Saudi Arabia

[blazing knoll]

[grand whale]

I’m watching a video

Of a guy building a miniature wind tunnel

[twilit sparrow]

what in the name

[wanton root]

here

https://www.state.gov/reports/2024-country-reports-on-human-rights-practices/saudi-arabia

it's pretty normal in the gulf states tho

[grand whale]

“I 3d printed a $675 wind tunnel for my hot wheels”

[twilit sparrow]

Im scourging the youtubes for marathon gameplay

yet most of it is in ps5 fucking controllers man

i cant take this

[twilit sparrow]

so pretty much no difference than most countries

[tired junco]

have you watched the old Kruzer gameplay?

[wanton root]

There's no minimum wage or labor unions in gulf states

[twilit sparrow]

yeah ive seen all his videos

[wanton root]

for contracted labor

[tired junco]

the blackbird run by Arena Hub is pretty cool too

although thats xbox im pretty sure

[twilit sparrow]

in all these old videos what amazes me is how foggy it is

you cant see shit

[keen heath]

Someone hasn't read Shakespeare

[tired junco]

is this a bad thing for u or?

[twilit sparrow]

it gets boring quick

HUNT showdown has heavy fog weather time of day

it also has rain

but these dont dynamically change within the match

so if you;re playing sniper and get a night map or rain, you are at a disadvantage

[keen heath]

aye, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come...

[wanton root]

i really hope that Marathon isn't too heavily dependent on aim down sights

since Bungie is pretty friendly about letting you not have to rely on them

[grand whale]

Tactical team: destroyer, triage recon

Flank team: assassin, recon, thief

Max aggro: vandal, destroyer, triage

which will you choose?

[twilit sparrow]

whoever has that sweet arachne codex skin

[wanton root]

Three triages
immortality...

[twilit sparrow]

which im willing to bet its assassin

[warm wagon]

I am so hyped

[grand whale]

Me 2

[grand whale]

Arachne is stupid

Traxus superior

Engineers on top

[twilit sparrow]

man get your carrot looking ahh color, orange ahhh color looking ahhh, Valve's orange box bundle looking ahhhhh faction out of my face

[keen heath]

[wanton root]

t. Athena

[grand whale]

McLaren is orange and cool

[twilit sparrow]

I am vandalizing a mclaren next time i see one and sending you the pics

[wanton root]

you can say ass bruh, you're not going to get demonitized via algorithm on discord

[grand whale]

Son 😭

[warm wagon]

I stopped playing D2 around June of 2024 after 10 years of playing destiny in general and I gave up hope but after seeing the gameplay and the vidoc I fear I fell for bungies marketing again, the game looks fucking sick and I cant wait to play on the 5th next month

[warm wagon]

and they cheat

[twilit sparrow]

im too pvp pilled to go anything else other than arachne

[grand whale]

They just smarter

[warm wagon]

MCLAREN ALWAYS CHEATING

[grand whale]

Nuh uh

[grand whale]

Fair enough

[warm wagon]

Ah yes building carbon fiber in a different way to make more drag is totally fair

😭

[limber shell]

how do i get red like u cool guys

[warm wagon]

So real

[grand whale]

It passed the test

Soooo

Idc

[warm wagon]

Idk im just a salty red bull fan

[grand whale]

Orange better

[limber shell]

i gotta do some lore checks

[smoky dome]

Salmon is better

[twilit sparrow]

btw

what is that marathon class building site

[grand whale]

Red Bull has max verstapen no need to be salty

[north echo]

MARATHONNNNN

[grand whale]

I forgot uncle

[warm wagon]

Yes but he has to drive a combine harvester every year

[north echo]

I’m gonna combustwhen I see max setting marathon

[digital light]

Yessss, go to Channels & Roles, then click Arachne, it should be underneath "What Faction would you like to represent in the Discord"

[twilit sparrow]

man im excited af for this month, resident evil in 24 days and Marathon after 6 days lmao

[digital light]

Wait you can't say that without getting timed out?

[limber shell]

thanks ima do some research

[cyan bridge]

AHHHH AHHHHHH PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT

[digital light]

Ofc =) I hope you stay w us, we're pretty great

[north echo]

Wait that word is bannable

[digital light]

Idk I js assumed because of the way you spelt it

[north echo]

Well it’s technically a different word

[digital light]

with the **

[cyan bridge]

can never be 2 careful in the maracord

[north echo]

I can’t wait to max setting marton

It looks so good

I wanna cry

[cyan bridge]

im here for you

[twilit sparrow]

4090 owner and will play all low with shadows off with 600x800 for visibility

[grand whale]

Traxus: rich engineers( corrupt)
Cyberacme: tech bros(boring nerds)
Sekiguchi genetics: biomedical engineering (they chill I guess)
Nucaloric: agriculture and produce(makes slop food tbh)
mida: revolutionary (crazy terrorist)
Arachne: death cult of violence(mindlessly killing like a headless chicken)

[digital light]

Now that's just mean

[twilit sparrow]

nucal is mega slop faction

[limber shell]

sekiwhat😳

[grand whale]

True

[cyan bridge]

Gucci gucci

[grand whale]

No it was an accurate description of all factions

[rough sail]

what's up chat

[digital light]

LMFAOOOOO

Not that 😭

Don't misread it

[grand whale]

Sekigussy

[cyan bridge]

hi lenaa

[digital light]

How was your hot cocoa

[rough sail]

it was yummy

[thorn python]

npnp, all good

[digital light]

That's good 😌

[grand whale]

So u joined Arachne… become a boring NPC

[limber shell]

why would anybody wanna be associated with the foodslops? is there some type of benefit to that?

[cyan bridge]

am i a boring npc aj

[wintry bough]

We are officially a month away

[grand whale]

Yea

[rough sail]

[celest coyote]

Burbrgr

[cyan bridge]

What if i disagree?

[digital light]

They joined Arachne bc we're the best 👁️👅👁️

[limber shell]

cant argue with that

[grand whale]

I prefer mida over Arachne and that says a lot

[grand whale]

No I’m right

[cyan bridge]

WOW AJ i thought we were buddies bro

[digital light]

How could you say such a thing

[wanton root]

640x480, G-d's resolution

[grand whale]

They don’t have pizza and shawarma

[wanton root]

Arachne are Thugs

[digital light]

Shhhh stop trying to convert

[cyan bridge]

i do except i dont have pizza and shawarma

[grand whale]

Why do u have Arachne role

Chose one

[wanton root]

I can't think of any game that has thugs in it besides indiana jones so it's rather interesting

[cyan bridge]

too swag to have one faction

[grand whale]

Goons

[cyan bridge]

love that

[celest coyote]

I’m surprised u could say that

[grand whale]

U can’t replace the s with er

[wanton root]

They're literally Thug Cultists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thuggee

[grand whale]

That’s all

[wanton root]

it's where you get the word 'thug' from

[cyan bridge]

goons is allowed but hög isnt

[digital light]

How did you not get timed out js now

[digital light]

Ah

Interesting

[warm wagon]

What the helly

[grand whale]

I’m such a fat fucking chud

[rough sail]

hog

[cyan bridge]

maria be so fr bro its 2026 no more what the helly

[wanton root]

They are based on an Hindu murder cult in pre-colonial India

[digital light]

LENA

[digital light]

Omfgsh....

Did she get shot

Someone dm her

[rough sail]

no

[digital light]

Oh

[celest coyote]

fucking died, the end

[digital light]

Phew

[warm wagon]

I’m an old soul

[grand whale]

Tactical team: destroyer, triage recon

Flank team: assassin, recon, thief

Max aggro: vandal, destroyer, triage

which will you choose?

[cyan bridge]

"late 20s"

[warm wagon]

🤩

[cyan bridge]

i think i choose living

[grand whale]

What da hell!

[grand whale]

Rook

[cyan bridge]

which rook

[grand whale]

U rook

[wanton root]

oh cool, another photography appreciator

[grand whale]

Huh

[cyan bridge]

chess rook, r6 rook or martinston rook

[celest coyote]

Chess

5 points

[wanton root]

Rook (bird)

[cyan bridge]

Chess... Chass... Ass 🤤

[celest coyote]

Rook (card game with birds)

[grand whale]

wtf dude, ur so based

[warm wagon]

Knight rook smothered mate

[grand whale]

I love ass

I’m a freak

[warm wagon]

🤩

[grand whale]

U can judge me

Idc

[cyan bridge]

you and me

[rough sail]

Sybau

[grand whale]

I’m truthful

[grand whale]

No

[rough sail]

Sybau

[celest coyote]

I’d rather get smothered than laddered

[grand whale]

The world must know

[cyan bridge]

lena its 2026 we dont say sybau anymore

[rough sail]

sybau

[celest coyote]

subaru

[cyan bridge]

daughter im crine

[grand whale]

We say stfu like in 2016

[cyan bridge]

STAIRS AND PHONK🔥 AURA BLUD EATING MANGOS

[wintry bough]

Nah fr though, the 67 things was stupid from the start

[rough sail]

stfu is timeless

What are you on

[grand whale]

?

[celest coyote]

What

Also yeah I didn’t think stfu ever went out of style

[cyan bridge]

ok wow i feel really new now

[digital light]

That you like ass?

[warm wagon]

!

[digital light]

I think everyone and their mother would be lying if they said they didn't

[wintry bough]

I mean, yeah

[cyan bridge]

"you" we*

[rough sail]

Can't believe aj admitted to liking dark souls 2 😹😹😹

[digital light]

I mean, sure

[celest coyote]

Dam

[cyan bridge]

wiggles bum

[grand whale]

Shit was never even a joke some corny white kid fr gentrified lyrics of a rap song and made it brainrot

[grand whale]

Yea

[grand whale]

What

[cyan bridge]

[celest coyote]

I believe she is saying that dark souls 2 is ass

[wanton root]

さらば昴よ~

[celest coyote]

But in a negative connotation

[grand whale]

Oh

[rough sail]

Indeed

[grand whale]

Smort

[grand whale]

Neeyth

[cyan bridge]

Smart jokes catch me off guard

[grand whale]

I missed u

[cyan bridge]

neeythle HIIIII

[wintry bough]

Why we talking about cars now? (Not even good ones either)

[quartz abyss]

i had so much hw im never waiting until the last day again 😭😭 @spring cove

[celest coyote]

はい

[rough sail]

I know nothing about cars

[grand whale]

We aren’t

[limber shell]

wait what does 67 have to do with rap lyrics

[kindred vigil]

Hi alice

[cyan bridge]

doot doot

[celest coyote]

Bc every time I see sybau I see Subaru

[cyan bridge]

HIIIIIII ≠ hi alice

[wintry bough]

Then why is some mf saying subaru

[cyan bridge]

the anime character

subaru

[grand whale]

It started from a rap song, and made its way in basketball edit and some white kid said it at like a high school basketball game and it went south

[rough sail]

"some MF" and it's literally the owner of the server 🥀

[wintry bough]

I haven't watched rezero

[wanton root]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbsGmF8u68Y

[cyan bridge]

me too i larp as a fan

[grand whale]

He said Subaru once and Subaru ain’t that bad

[celest coyote]

Which means Pleiades in Japanese

[wanton root]

The famous song?

[grand whale]

Goons

Hehe

[limber shell]

no shot doot doot is the name of the song😂😂 generation is cooked

[rough sail]

eh, whatever ya say boss

[wintry bough]

Wait what...

[cyan bridge]

oh wow publicly

[rough sail]

I was lying

[cyan bridge]

doot my doot

[celest coyote]

When she doot on my doot till I doot

[wintry bough]

Damn it does really say gullible on the ceiling...

[grand whale]

Don’t slander my goat pls ty

[cyan bridge]

when she six on my seven till i doot

[wintry bough]

I actually believed that for a minute

[rough sail]

my apologies

[wintry bough]

You're good

[cyan bridge]

Nah

You're bad

[wintry bough]

It's only midnight. I'm totally wide awake ocifer I swear

[cyan bridge]

Actually

You're neutral

[rough sail]

ocifer

[wintry bough]

[cyan bridge]

[rough sail]

no way maria from the hit videogame silent Hill 2 is typing

[celest coyote]

I thought it was Maria from the not so hit sonic franchise

[cyan bridge]

i still need to finish the game

[warm wagon]

Arachne members be like “oh my loot too buttery my gunfights too juicy”

[cyan bridge]

speaking of THE GAME

[warm wagon]

[celest coyote]

Whom everyone claps for when she gets shot when that one band plays the song at concerts

[wintry bough]

NOOOOO

[wintry bough]

HOW DARE YOU

I LOST

AFTER 5 YEARS

FUCK

[cyan bridge]

gg ez

[celest coyote]

Crush 40 that’s who they are

[cyan bridge]

you're trash kid

[rough sail]

grown adults still playing the game

[wintry bough]

Men are simple creatures.

[rough sail]

instead of reading and picking up shifts

[cyan bridge]

wb women

[wintry bough]

No comment. As I haven't had experience with a woman for about 4 years.

[celest coyote]

Doesn’t change the validity of the statement

[wintry bough]

We do be sad posting tonight

[cyan bridge]

every destiny player shares the same experience

including adboy

[wintry bough]

??

[dense stone]

what

[cyan bridge]

omg roger davis is that you

[dense stone]

this is roger davis

[wintry bough]

Adboy???

[cyan bridge]

how newgen are you

[wintry bough]

Z

[celest coyote]

Aren’t u like 90

[wintry bough]

So stupid

[cyan bridge]

@gleaming bough this peep

[wintry bough]

I'm very stupid

[dense stone]

weird projection

[indigo summit]

burp

[cyan bridge]

shits myself to break silence

[dense stone]

the silence was deafening and you deserved it for that cringe

[rough sail]

on god

[dense stone]

lol

[indigo summit]

Whu

[celest coyote]

What was cringe

Oh

Nvm I see

[cyan bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cringelord-cringe-lord-lame-bad-so-bad-gif-13281999932827942193

[indigo summit]

I am a bastion of funny

[celest coyote]

Only bonkers and Maroone are allowed to burp

Hey wait where’s Maroone

It’s been a while

[rough sail]

dear

Dead*

[wintry bough]

But wdym by this?

[indigo summit]

Bruh I've been an og burper frfr

[rough sail]

How new to the server

[indigo summit]

You can't take my freedoms

[wintry bough]

Ah

Uh.... Lemme check.

Mid December

[cyan bridge]

december 2025 new

[rough sail]

I've been here since April but I left a couple times

[celest coyote]

Idk I thought this December was peak

[indigo summit]

I've technically been in the server for like a year but I've only been active for like a month

[celest coyote]

Or at least A tier

[cyan bridge]

Ive been here since august or so but i left

[hybrid forge]

Eat the caterpillar

[celest coyote]

Eat the path

[cyan bridge]

old testament alice was cringier than xenon

[grand whale]

Yall ever played call of mini

[indigo summit]

I've accepted my cringe and it's made me the second funniest person here

[cyan bridge]

i only play man the game

[rough sail]

Interesting considering I've never laughed at a single thing you've posted

[hybrid forge]

Smell the fresh air

[cyan bridge]

+1

[undone crow]

Based

[indigo summit]

Heh... You just don't get it...

[vague hound]

COLLEGE IS OVER

[cyan bridge]

tips fedora

[indigo summit]

Sick

[grand whale]

Tybg lil B

[undone crow]

Retail jobs await

[vague hound]

I mean for the day lol

[celest coyote]

Chat do I set up my cpap now or just pee my pants

[vague hound]

Not completely over

[twilit sparrow]

MY ANCESTORS ARE SMILING UPON ME NUCALORICIANS, CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?

[cyan bridge]

Let me pee your pants for you

[celest coyote]

Idk they dead

[rough sail]

anyone remember pen pineapple apple pen

[celest coyote]

Don’t threaten me with a good time

[indigo summit]

🖊️ 🍍 🍎 🖊️

[celest coyote]

No

[cyan bridge]

blushes

[celest coyote]

Pineapple is my favorite fruit

[wintry bough]

The 2010s were an interesting time. Calmer, simpler.

[rough sail]

I don't like pineapple

[indigo summit]

Mine is probably banana

[twilit sparrow]

MANGO SUPREMACY

[vague hound]

😏

[indigo summit]

Or strawberry

[cyan bridge]

my favorite fruit is grapes and nanas

[celest coyote]

It’s ok to be wrong

[twilit sparrow]

PINEAPPLE IS SLOP

[indigo summit]

Pineapple is probably top 5 though

[rough sail]

I like apples and that's about it. I don't much care for sweet food all that much

[wintry bough]

I don't like pineapple but I still have some pineapple juice occasionally.

[cyan bridge]

why apples?

[vague hound]

I like the fruit which is named after the color

[celest coyote]

taste goomd

[twilit sparrow]

damn this woman never ate donuts or european crepes with nutella and trimmed biscuit

[rough sail]

I dunno they're just yummy

[oak elbow]

Mango 😍

[celest coyote]

Lemon

[indigo summit]

Starfruit?

[wintry bough]

I like very few fruits.

[celest coyote]

Honeycrisp?

[vague hound]

Oranges you dumb shits

[cyan bridge]

like deez

[wintry bough]

No.

[celest coyote]

Rip my bill and Ted reference

[cyan bridge]

No.. ts.

[rough sail]

I eat sweets sometimes but I much prefer the other flavor profiles

[celest coyote]

Wtf is trimmed biscuit

[vague hound]

You like dem sour grapes

[worn knoll]

I am all about citrus fruits personally

[rough sail]

Lately been eating gala apples iirc

[wintry bough]

Sounds british

[vague hound]

https://tenor.com/view/teen-titans-go-sour-grapes-gif-11255781

[celest coyote]

I don’t need a landing strip on my biscuit it can just be normal

[indigo summit]

😭

[cyan bridge]

shoutout switchblade country

[worn knoll]

When I was young I drank straight up lemon juice

not like

once in a while

I kept a little

one of those little

[indigo summit]

Sounds sour

[worn knoll]

lemon-shaped bottles

[rough sail]

I hate the smell of oranges, they make me sick

[celest coyote]

Fear blitz

[worn knoll]

of lemon juice

in my pocket

and I drank it

[cyan bridge]

blitz can we get biblethon on lemons

[worn knoll]

in day-to-day life

[wintry bough]

Average London experience

[celest coyote]

Blitz has a power no creature can match

[worn knoll]

my mother had to stop buying lemon juice

so i would stop stealing them

[indigo summit]

What like a flask that an old timey detective has in their coat pocket?

[worn knoll]

and bringing them to school

[vague hound]

Mangao my top 1 tbh

[worn knoll]

and drinking them

[worn knoll]

yes

[vague hound]

Yall aint eating mangoes that grow in india

[cyan bridge]

mango?

[rough sail]

I've never had mango

[wintry bough]

Same

[vague hound]

This the real shit

[indigo summit]

That's some dumb bs i would've done as a kid

[celest coyote]

I’ve had womango 😔

[indigo summit]

I was too busy eating leaves though

[wintry bough]

Mandarin oranges though....

[cyan bridge]

BOIIII DID U JUST SAY MANGO🔥 BRAZIL PHON K STARTS PLLAYING

[vague hound]

Come to india buddy

[oak elbow]

Pakistani honey mango are very nice

[vague hound]

I treat you

[rough sail]

We aren't in 2024 anymore

[rough sail]

no thanks I can't afford that

[cyan bridge]

i am

[vague hound]

I send mango to you then

Pay shipping

[oak elbow]

African mango not as sweet but ok

[wintry bough]

Phonk music is usually fine but I have very particular choices.

[rough sail]

i got like 2 dollars

🥀

[celest coyote]

Temp controlled shipping from India sounds expensive asf

[twilit sparrow]

my favourite fruit is steak man

[indigo summit]

I've got like 3 cents in my account

[vague hound]

job application

[cyan bridge]

whats your favorite (there is a correct answer)

[rough sail]

I have an interview in the morning tomorrow

[celest coyote]

Ok everyone say your preferred steak doneness