🗣marathon-general-chat

[sonic swan]

sausage roll

[rich solstice]

Theres a lot

[old hollow]

wow the deluxe edition skins look great

[lone salmon]

sosig

[dense goblet]

Smgs and snipers

[maiden token]

greggs cheese bake 🤤

[old hollow]

will the deluxe edition stuff be obtainable later

[pastel cloud]

shotguns n smgs n railguns n snipers n whatnot

[dense goblet]

And shotguns

[rich solstice]

Shotguns, railguns, lever action rifles etc

[digital light]

I lowkey want Buldak rn

[rich solstice]

smgs

[pastel cloud]

the precision rifles i liked those

[dense goblet]

Did we already say smg? Well there's smgs

[open latch]

please tell me theres an auto shotgun

[pastel cloud]

And smgs

[rich solstice]

Probably

[maiden token]

probably not but lets be real you're gonna replace the deluxe stuff in like 2 weeks (I'm still buying the deluxe edition tho)

[pulsar cradle]

right there on the block you know where its at you studied my whole neighborhood, or pull up in front of the k mart and lets bang out lets do it on camera, your throw your life away i throw my life away

[dense goblet]

Carbonara is the best

[celest coyote]

There is no sound on this earth that rivals the sound of deference for darkness from halo 3 odst

[old hollow]

meh it is all cosmetics so it is nice to have options

[celest coyote]

I took too long to type that and the topic changed

[digital light]

Yessss, have you ever tried the rosè?

It’s so good too

[dense goblet]

I havent

[digital light]

You definitely should

[maiden token]

I love blackpink! 😁

[digital light]

The spice is a little bit less than the carbonara but it’s still super good

[rich solstice]

Deluxe also gives you the reward pass for free

[pulsar cradle]

ew who tf wants an auto shotgun are you a lizard

[mental belfry]

I love life and digital burger

[dense goblet]

They make these "hot pot" ramens but I forgot the brand, but theyre soooooo good

[pastel cloud]

yeah but in a year you can put them back on and show how cool you are for being first to the 2026 2027 game of the years Marathon by BUngie creators of destiny and halo

[digital light]

Ayeeee who’s ur bias?

[digital light]

Ooooo

[old hollow]

yeah and wont that already be 20$? so you just get the rest of the stuff for free at that point

[maiden token]

Jennie

[dense goblet]

Add an egg and some green onion

[digital light]

Sameeeee

[rich solstice]

Yeah basically you save money

ish

[pastel cloud]

rewards passes are 10 dolar i thought

[dense goblet]

I gotta stop big back maxing

[old hollow]

it doesnt leave a good taste to buy the game and still have battle pass in it you can pay for tho

[magic rose]

mmmmm marathon mmmmmm

[old hollow]

arent they 20

[digital light]

That’s me 90% of the day bc I could talk abt food for hours

[brittle jackal]

Do we know if you have to decide which faction you want to conduct missions for? or can we do missions of all factions?

[pastel cloud]

I don't know. I don't knowwww

[magic rose]

tummy rumbling for some marathon

[tender nest]

oh man i wanna buy this game so badly, but why is this game getting so much hate

[magic rose]

hungry

[old hollow]

if battle passes are limited I doubt the deluxe edition will be permenant

[dense goblet]

Same lmfao

[pulsar cradle]

every game has ts waht are you on about m8

[celest coyote]

Bc dum

[pastel cloud]

you can and will do contracts for every faction

[rich solstice]

Battle passes dont expire in Marathon

[open latch]

give me the beefiest juiciest shotgun with like one shot in it or give me a full auto shotgun

[brittle jackal]

cheers mate

[magic rose]

AA12

[pulsar cradle]

piss off

[celest coyote]

Wait why do we not like auto shotguns

[tender nest]

ong this game looks sooo soo good

[rich solstice]

Double barrel hits like a truck

[keen zinc]

The price between standard and deluxe pre-order is 20 I think that's what people are basing it off of. in destiny passes are 10

[pastel cloud]

piss on

[dense goblet]

They dont in arc either. But there hasn't been a paid battle pass yet too

They've all been free

[teal condor]

Since your spice fix was denied earlier with the chips it makes sense

[celest coyote]

Those are goated with the literal, non proverbial sauce

[magic rose]

what was the shotgun with drum mag in cod

[maiden token]

delete this before we get some comments

[hallow sky]

Volt shotgun is super insane too

[maiden token]

damn I was too late

[rich solstice]

Yet

[old hollow]

oh it is like helldivers and halo infinite? thats firee

[digital light]

Indeed 🙂‍↕️

[scenic meteor]

🤤

[magic rose]

the african guy used it in Bo1 campaign

[old hollow]

I love that

[magic rose]

what was that gun

[digital light]

Wait Omgsh

[maiden token]

SCOOB!!

[old hollow]

good job bunger

[pastel cloud]

I'm reporting your message. You have made me feel uncomfortable in this space.

[pastel cloud]

I'm reporting your message. You have made me feel uncomfortable in this space.

[rich solstice]

More like Helldivers, you pick the rewards you want first in a page

[pulsar cradle]

good

[celest coyote]

Did it look like an ak

[magic rose]

nah it was nasty lookin

[old hollow]

sweet

[digital light]

I found rosè Buldak in my pantry

Brb

[magic rose]

not the one you're thinking of

[pulsar cradle]

death to the mpla

[magic rose]

YES

[old hollow]

wait how often will they release new ones?

[dense goblet]

There's been 2 so far, and both u just had ti grind for in game currency. They also gave everyone 1500 free paid credits to get skins on Christmas

[sonic swan]

that was a grenade launcher dude

[dense goblet]

So that was pretty cool of embark

[rich solstice]

Prob every season

[wide heath]

jackhammer?

[sonic swan]

shotgun barrel 💔

[magic rose]

not bo1, the bo2 flashbacks my bad

[old hollow]

every 3 months?

[magic rose]

n yes that was a nade launcher

[rich solstice]

Ish id say

[magic rose]

you are right

[old hollow]

10$ every 3 months? thats amazing

[pulsar cradle]

give angola to portugal again RAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[magic rose]

but therw is a shotgun very similar looking

[celest coyote]

M1216

[sonic swan]

striker?

[pastel cloud]

we don't know how long seasons last

[old hollow]

I hope the battle pass thingy will also give you currency to buy stuff from the store

[pulsar cradle]

3 months

[pastel cloud]

but long i hope

[old hollow]

gope

[wide heath]

oh lol i had it as shotgun in my memory

[pastel cloud]

oh did they say that i don't pay attention

[magic rose]

YES

[rich solstice]

I cant confirm that

[pulsar cradle]

its 3 months on wipe

[pulsar cradle]

yup

[magic rose]

i knrw it had some name like that

striker

[old hollow]

like, cuz of NDA?

[celest coyote]

Me when I poop

[pastel cloud]

Okay i guess i can make a mistake sometimes. Whatever. I'll kill myself is that what you want

[sonic swan]

shit was cancer

[pastel cloud]

Cries loudly

[dense goblet]

Mistakes are inexcusable

[old hollow]

is the battle pass progress mission dependent, or more like helldivers where you progress it every match

[magic rose]

it was in og mw2 right

or was it mw3

[rich solstice]

Nah because I just dont know lol, in the playtest there wasnt any but there also wasnt a shop since it was a test so

[sonic swan]

mw3 as well

bof

[magic rose]

i played more mw3 and bo2 mp than any cod

[dense goblet]

Crazy to think kids nowadays won't experience bo1 or bo2 😔

[sonic swan]

they’re the best that’s why

[magic rose]

2001 baby i was a lil too young for mw2

[old hollow]

if it wont have any currency in it that would be a first

[dense goblet]

Or 4 modern warfare

[old hollow]

they can play the story

[magic rose]

yea i missed og mw too, but i got into it later

[pastel cloud]

the rewards pass is more of a catalog you buy the items you want from. each page has an assortment of items and new pages are unlocked by purchasing enough total items from the pass. You purchase items with "Silk" which you get for free while playing the game

[sonic swan]

mw3 acr i won’t forget you

[magic rose]

i like the dpas setups in waw and cod4

dpad

[rich solstice]

There isnt any in Destiny's BPs so theres that

[pulsar cradle]

finally

[dense goblet]

Thats true, the stories were peak

Now theyre slop

[pastel cloud]

Everyone here is mean to me all the time because they hate me

[magic rose]

man they should put mortars in every game ever

[dense goblet]

The reboot of modern warfare had a good story, but 2 and 3 were poopoo

[pulsar cradle]

if only you opened your heart to me my love

[magic rose]

Mw2019 was cool its the last cod i enjoyed

man i want ghost 2

everyone shitted on ghost

[pastel cloud]

Leave me alone i don't know you .I HATE YOU

[magic rose]

but i loved it

[sonic swan]

they’d just ruin it again

[pulsar cradle]

dont deny your heart, its not good for your health

[dense goblet]

Ghost was a little unbalanced

[pulsar cradle]

ghosts was so peak

[sonic swan]

all the cods are made into the same massive file

[magic rose]

honestly bo2 thru advanced warfare was a good few years and very fun but ppl scared to admit it

[sonic swan]

they’re not unique anymore

[dense goblet]

I always went for that juggernaut suit

[stoic atlas]

the arachne charter looks like he has bucktooth lmao

[magic rose]

bo2, ghost, aw

[celest coyote]

I liked advanced warfare but I don’t know if that’s a popular opinion or not

[magic rose]

after that idk it lost its appeal to me

[celest coyote]

Not to mention the memes

[wide heath]

aw is temu bo3

[sonic swan]

ngl even to this day i don’t like advanced warfare

[old hollow]

for free while playing like missions and stuff, like challenges in cod or fortnite or stuff, or simple game progress?

[vague hound]

I believe rilverr is omnipotent

[sonic swan]

just didn’t hit

[dense goblet]

Advanced warfare was good because it was unique to the series, then every cod after that added jetpack and stuff

[magic rose]

i reallly enjoyed aw, also the blacksmith shader cmon

[hybrid forge]

SAVE THE ROOK'S

[sonic swan]

dude

[vague hound]

The new marathon short is good heh ?

[sonic swan]

man i wanted that shader so bad

[teal condor]

@ me next time

[vague hound]

Hell no im shooting every rook

[rich solstice]

Quests, challenges etc

[dense goblet]

I gotta watch it, ill brb

[magic rose]

fuckkkk

[crisp sapphire]

death to rooks 🙏

[hybrid forge]

[magic rose]

man i miss it

[vague hound]

Now tell me what my name is on YouTube?

[sonic swan]

advanced warfare was mid in execution. bo3 was the cod that really perfected the jet pack movement

[rich solstice]

Pro tip: NEVER Trust a ROOK

[hybrid forge]

The rook's must live

[pastel cloud]

simple game progress, i sent u a screenshot of how it was explained ingame

[old hollow]

@pastel cloud thats pretty good

[rich solstice]

NO ITS ON SIGHT

Lil shit gonna shoot me when they have the chance

[teal condor]

Rohit***

[magic rose]

real rooka shit

RRS

[shrewd sphinx]

any way to get access to the current playtest? Last one I did was a few months ago

[hybrid forge]

[celest coyote]

There isn’t one rn

[rich solstice]

There isnt any

[pastel cloud]

Yeah but you have to ask reaaallly nicely

[celest coyote]

There’s a free weekend sometime soon

[pastel cloud]

Go ahead. Say pretty please

With a cherry on top

[dense goblet]

The new trailer makes me think of the hindu god shiva

[vague hound]

Good boy

[pulsar cradle]

pretty pls with a cherry on top

[rich solstice]

Yeah you have to ask Etcnaetbs permission first to join the free beta

[vague hound]

EXACTLY

[pastel cloud]

I deny your request

[magic rose]

kali and shiva

[vague hound]

They be praying and shi

[magic rose]

epic

[pulsar cradle]

wow

[teal condor]

You're the one following me around btw 👀

[hallow sky]

Rooks must be protected

[dense goblet]

Roight

[pulsar cradle]

i decide that

ROOK IS NO PAWN

[rich solstice]

ROOKS ARE RATS

TAKE EM OUT

[crisp sapphire]

rooks are target practice

[old hollow]

I hope we get a good looking triage skin

[pulsar cradle]

rooks help me warm up

[old hollow]

do we know what is in the battle pass?

[hybrid forge]

Apparently there's an official creator marathon discord

[teal condor]

Burn the Rooks

[rich solstice]

Gothic glitch from the cinematic

Dont tell bungie I told you

[teal condor]

Make them remember no loot is free

[magic rose]

that new short

damn

[pastel cloud]

i don't know if it'll be the same but i can show you what was in the october test rewards pass

[magic rose]

who is charter va

do we know yet?

reminds me a little of Spawn guy whats his name

New zavala

[dense goblet]

Any free loadouts are meant to help you get the basics, like building map knowledge, learning to shoot and control recoil, and sometimes just for getting extra loot when you're pushing homelessness

[old hollow]

thats a good one, glad the skins there are that different from the base ones

[magic rose]

cant wait to see who Arthur Morgan is voicing

[hallow sky]

I've had rooks try to make sneaky plays but it's so rewarding building up a rook army and getting them some goodies

[old hollow]

any triage skins? just nod if so

[rich solstice]

Real, im curious about that too

[rich solstice]

Thats a great idea, bribe the Rooks

[spare shore]

Rooks are 25 arachne xp

[pulsar cradle]

when im rook im gonna both betray and team, so no one knows what happens in tau ceti its all guess work and risk

[magic rose]

marathon floods my beain constantly i cant escape it

[dense goblet]

Wild guess on my part, hes never getting skin. Ever.

[magic rose]

brain

[old hollow]

I doubt it, medics matter

[pulsar cradle]

beain

[magic rose]

its very cold i cannot type

[dense goblet]

Nope

[empty coyote]

any news on the open beta?

[rich solstice]

Every character is gonna get a skin at some point

[pulsar cradle]

everyone is gettings skins

[hallow sky]

I had a crazy round where 9 rooks extracted with me and my team from bribing all of them 😂

[magic rose]

the whole northeast is going thru bad snowstorm n freeze rn its cold as hell

[dense goblet]

Bait is just another way of being an ass so im sorry lol

[rich solstice]

Amazing 😂

[magic rose]

i hate new york i just wanna live on tciv

[pulsar cradle]

brother does this say dev chat? we dont fkin know either 😭

[rich solstice]

Idk man Tau Ceti is haunted

[empty coyote]

brother a simple no would have been fine. also you dont have to be a dev to know

[magic rose]

our own moon is haunted

tciv cant be much worse

[rich solstice]

Moons haunted

[dense goblet]

The moon is a lie

[pulsar cradle]

bro doesnt know what banter is holy spectrum

[scenic meteor]

Tabs

[dense goblet]

Fabricated by the deep state

[empty coyote]

nope

[pulsar cradle]

lets just kiss bro

[magic rose]

treeauje

[empty coyote]

oh im with it LOl

[magic rose]

😚

[rich solstice]

[empty coyote]

dont threaten me with a good time

[magic rose]

id use marathon emojis but whenever i open discord emoji,gif or stickor it crashes

[digital light]

I feel like I’m intruding

[rich solstice]

Yeah I think we should leave

[scenic meteor]

Sounds like a Linux problem

[magic rose]

am on mobile phone good sir

[digital light]

Yeah…js snatch the loot and head out

[digital light]

My phone doesn’t do that…

[rich solstice]

Yep lets do that

[digital light]

What kinda phone do you have?

[rich solstice]

Goes invis

[unkempt parcel]

Scooby dooby do where are you

[digital light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289683945033564160/1362152964730388611/Void_snatch.gif

[scenic meteor]

Bro got mint mobile

[magic rose]

using an old phone now sadly my s23 fell out of my pocket and shattered

[pulsar cradle]

dw, keep walkin

[magic rose]

im using a galaxy s7 now lol

[digital light]

My condolences…

[rich solstice]

F

[magic rose]

had an otterbox case but somehow hitting the corner of my metal coffee table is enough to bypass it

[dense goblet]

Still works like a s23 would tho

[jaunty crystal]

marton

[dense goblet]

John marton

[wide heath]

have you tried rice?

[pulsar cradle]

Michael

[magic rose]

i can't use iPhones they hurt my brain

[scenic meteor]

They need to bring back flip fones

[pastel cloud]

Michael pranked!

[dense goblet]

Same lmfao

[teal condor]

No

[pastel cloud]

they have and no one buys them

[dense goblet]

Was it the commuter case?

[pastel cloud]

or well i guess someone buys them. they still keep making them

[pulsar cradle]

yes bro, they got hella swag

[dense goblet]

Its their lowest rated case

[magic rose]

it was like a $70 case

[digital light]

Flip phone with today’s technology

[scenic meteor]

It’s cause they aren’t Apple branded

[dense goblet]

I always go for the defender pro from otterbox

[magic rose]

yea it was defender

[dense goblet]

Damn no way

[digital light]

Why not

[magic rose]

hopefully some beautiful man of asian decent can fix my screen and backlight when i send it out next week

[dense goblet]

We have the flip 7

Your screen will just bubble after a month

Which sucks

[magic rose]

first paycheck at new job gotta go to a new headset n new phone

i trust this mysterious Asian man that a few ppl i know sent their phones in ti

to

[wide heath]

lowkey get a pixel and put graphene os on it

[magic rose]

i just would hate for that s23 to go to waste

[dense goblet]

If you're in the US there's places called (cpr) cellphone repair . They do screens for pretty cheap

[scenic meteor]

Who tryna listen to some kpop with me

[lilac iris]

[pulsar cradle]

FUH NO

[digital light]

SCOOB WHAT

You like KPOP?

[magic rose]

spent 1k on it the year it came out, so i could get it unlocked without it being forced onto a provider

[scenic meteor]

Ofc

[digital light]

Which groups tho…

[magic rose]

n then barely 2 years later the coffee table of doom hits it

[digital light]

That’s the real question

[scenic meteor]

Le sserafim

[kindred vigil]

No one lil bruzz

[magic rose]

fell out me pocket in me sleep

[digital light]

Oh heck yeah

[dense goblet]

Stray kids 😔

[lilac iris]

Le sserafim goated

[digital light]

I loved stray kids before they started releasing too much stuff

[teal condor]

Bro was that a KDA reference 💀

[magic rose]

man my neice got that kpop demon hunter song stuck in my head permanently

golden or whatever it js

[digital light]

It was like every other day it was a new album and I’m just like bro…Bangchan needs to calm down

[tropic creek]

That shit plays 24/7 in our radio here

[dense goblet]

Its on the radio all. The. Time.

[digital light]

😭😭😭

[magic rose]

its not bad, but kpop just has this funny sound to it. very cookie cutter idk how to explain jt

[scenic meteor]

All they make is bangers

J hope don’t miss

[final monolith]

dude

[dense goblet]

U gotta listen to some jpop then

Ado or yoasobi

[magic rose]

jrock is good

n the kh girl is awsome too

[dense goblet]

Maximum the hormone is really good

[magic rose]

utada or whatever her name is

[final monolith]

i watched kpop demon hunters with my friend (it was my second time watching) and i forgot that his voice makes me sleep and i woke up in the end of the movie and tried to play it off

[digital light]

Yeah I can’t argue with that, it’s just all happening so fast and ion want them to get burnt out

[final monolith]

"hahah the movie was great right"

[magic rose]

kiss

[kindred vigil]

Scooby a kpop head 🥀

[dense goblet]

They have a male and female lead singer and it sounds pretty good for being rock/metal

[crisp sapphire]

kingdom hearts woman?

[tropic creek]

Now I know why I don't like him

[digital light]

I listen to basically every genre of music ngl, KPOP included

[digital light]

Oh damn

[magic rose]

I used to listen n produce beats for these south korean rappers a few years back

[teal condor]

[pastel cloud]

I listen to nothing. When i want music i go outside i hear the birds and the bugs. THis my music taste

[tropic creek]

Animal crossing type aaahhhh

[pastel cloud]

I hit two rocks together really hard.

[pastel cloud]

Aaaahhhh!!

[dense goblet]

Im queue up my singing monster rn

[pastel cloud]

Bum

[tropic creek]

That's a weird nickname

[pastel cloud]

Not calling you that. that's what the guy says. In my singing mosters

Bum

[magic rose]

futuristic swaever, keithape, yfgod, northfacegawd. and one more guy im forgetting the name of.

Korean people are very funny with how they rap. watching them in studio is always great lol

[dense goblet]

It was an old phone game, im not being fr lmao

[dense goblet]

Too late I took offense

[pastel cloud]

they're still updating it isn't that quaint

[teal condor]

I'm so ready to go home and crash into bed

[tropic creek]

Rip bozo

[dense goblet]

L bozo

[tropic creek]

Poor bed

[tropic creek]

W bozo

[pastel cloud]

Hi so ready to go home and crash into bed, I'm etcnaetbs 😆

[digital light]

The best reward after being out all day

[dense goblet]

Goated bozo

[tropic creek]

Bless you

[pastel cloud]

thans

*thanks

[magic rose]

Ru rap can be good too. listen to velialsquad for some good stuff

[tropic creek]

Rural rap ?

Weird

[pastel cloud]

neeyth send your message you keep typing for 2 seconds at a time then stopping

[kindred vigil]

I'm not even typing 😭

[pastel cloud]

it keeps showing you in my little is typing bar

[stone grail]

Why is Neeyth monochrome

[tropic creek]

Neeyth fooking exposed

[dense goblet]

They stole her melanin

[tropic creek]

Chrome ? Goddamn clanker

[stone grail]

He’s a guy

[scenic meteor]

Neeyth did u fix ur sleep

U never awake this early

[dense goblet]

"Hes a guy so"

[kindred vigil]

not really

[tropic creek]

Neeyth is a guy and not underage

That's my first thing I learned on here

[pastel cloud]

Okay good, those were my main concerns

[dense goblet]

What in the god damn

[magic rose]

i am bulgarian

[digital light]

I’ve learned to always check the pronouns or else you might start WWIII

[pastel cloud]

That's cool

[magic rose]

bg not male nor female

[tropic creek]

Hey Bulgarian
Weird name but that's nice

[magic rose]

simply bulgar

[dense goblet]

Im from America where's Bulgaria

[teal condor]

This is why I'm just my regular ass self

[tropic creek]

SEHR GUTE ENTSCHEIDUNG MEIN FREUND

[magic rose]

I am also in murica now

[kindred vigil]

reverted to factory settings 🥀

[pastel cloud]

LoL, That's just how it is these days. Navigating this woke world 😆 It like Walkin on EGGSHELS! Pronouns

[tropic creek]

Hehe u said ass

[magic rose]

my sweet sweet pa pa is back in the BG

[teal condor]

I do need to suit up my profile tho tbh

[dense goblet]

Very good something something something

[gilded olive]

My friend and....

[digital light]

https://tenor.com/view/incredibles-confused-supersuit-demand-wheres-my-supersuit-gif-5551061

[gilded olive]

I don't know

[tropic creek]

Not my friend

[digital light]

The first thing I thought of

[tropic creek]

Huehuehue

[dense goblet]

He was STRESSING

And she could care less 😔

[digital light]

Sigh 😔💔

Her priorities just aren’t the same as his I guess

[tropic creek]

Honeeeey where IS MY SUPERSUIT

[celest coyote]

Her priority was dinner

[digital light]

“Whaaat?”

[pastel cloud]

😂

😂

[celest coyote]

His priority was being a badass

[digital light]

Amen

[pastel cloud]

😂 Fr!

[kindred vigil]

😂😂

[tropic creek]

You could say
Ice cold huehue

[dense goblet]

"Im just, taking a sip, of water."

[digital light]

“I said freeze!!”

[mental belfry]

[celest coyote]

Let’s also not forget this man has BAMF engraved in his purple lightsaber, forged with electrum plating

[digital light]

“Alright alright…freeze” proceeds to blast the bullet mid shot

I remember that movie a lil too well

[celest coyote]

Oh it’s just BMF

[dense goblet]

Its hard to forget peak

[celest coyote]

Incredibles 2 was like the biggest letdown ever

[tropic creek]

What's with Highguard ?

[digital light]

Bro FOR REAL

[digital light]

Absolutely

Imma be so fr I had a nightmare after watching incredibles 2

[dreamy forge]

Nothing

[digital light]

Idk why

[tropic creek]

The ending of the first one was a big middle finger

[dense goblet]

Not as bad as megamind 2

[digital light]

Oh don’t even remind me…

[celest coyote]

It’s continued in the game boy advanced game

[round sequoia]

sorry to interrupt but anybody knows if Marathon will feature Crossplatforming ?

[digital light]

The first one was absolute PEAK

[celest coyote]

I never saw it but I heard it was poop from a butt

[pastel cloud]

yes

[celest coyote]

Cross play and cross save

[tropic creek]

Yummy

[celest coyote]

Cross everything

[round sequoia]

thanks

[tropic creek]

Criss cross !

[dense goblet]

It was 100% dookie from an ahh

[digital light]

“Ollo…?” “Uhm sir, actually it’s ‘hello’”

[celest coyote]

Mac daddy make u jump jump

Megamind is such a good movie

[worn knoll]

https://x.com/i/status/2017300037370626387

I AM VINDICATED!!!!!

[digital light]

“I’m shaking in my custom baby leather boots,”

[round sequoia]

Cross everything that's going to be perfect then

[worn knoll]

Idk how I knew it bc I seriously couldn't find a source then but

I knew it

[celest coyote]

Goated pfp

[scenic dragon]

marathon also features cool platforming sections

[round sequoia]

Spike my goat 🙏

[dense goblet]

"Wait, is that Jean Paul Gaultier's 'Pour Homme'?"

[celest coyote]

Just my natural musk

[dense goblet]

🗿

[round sequoia]

play rain world y'all

[dense goblet]

Whats that

[maiden token]

blitz I love that for you girlie but this just lore and nothing to do with the gameplay 😭

[round sequoia]

my favorite game of all time, one of the hardest I played too

[celest coyote]

I didn’t actually notice the gag where titan spells tighten until I watched the movie again years after it came out

Bc I am dumb

[tender nest]

oh man i wanna buy this game so badly, but why is this game getting so much hate

[dense goblet]

Ive played the poopy Xbox vampire game rain, and risk of rain

[round sequoia]

Never played this

[magic rose]

never played rainworld but watched mr binny vinesauce play

[worn knoll]

Yeah there does need to be further confirmation that there will be other series but that's kinda what is implied by that being a thing at all

[dense goblet]

Risk of rain is worth a shot, its a lot of fun

[celest coyote]

Anyone up risking they rain rn?

[tropic creek]

Yeehaw

[dense goblet]

I got a vr mod for it and it turns into a bullet hell

[magic rose]

a risk of rain

a chance

cloudy with a chance

[round sequoia]

Are you talking about Marathon ? then you're right it doesnt deserve half the hate it gets

[magic rose]

of meatball

[raven dock]

Good morning fellers

[dense goblet]

Like an even harder bullet hell

[rich solstice]

howdy

[round sequoia]

not even a billionth of the hate it gets

[teal condor]

Jeez them were some nice eyes 👀

[celest coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-woody-shark-crazy-annoyed-gif-16446954386191734078

[pulsar cradle]

hell i need to get into shape ive ben doing alot of running maybe ill attend a marathon

[rich solstice]

GET IT

[tender nest]

yeah bro i really wanna buy marathon but looking at the hype im a bit skeptical

[celest coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[rich solstice]

Heck the haters

[tender nest]

ONG it looks soo soo good

[rich solstice]

Judge it yourself, dont listen to the blind hate

[celest coyote]

On burger

[pulsar cradle]

your taking the word of grifters to stop you from buying games, brother THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER

[tropic creek]

You couldn't really call it hype because we basically know what we get here
It'll be such a marathon to run

[elder mauve]

Hello fellow runners

[hallow sky]

The haters can kick rocks and be boring. Marathon deserves the recognition after all the work that went in to it

[rich solstice]

Greetings

[smoky lion]

i need the beta nowwww

i’m fiending

[pastel cloud]

Can i also kick rocks too. SOunds like a fun activity

[celest coyote]

Oysters are gross

[dense goblet]

How dare you assume we can all run

[tender nest]

ill be buying then

[pulsar cradle]

so are you, but i still bite

[tropic creek]

I usually crawl !!!!

[round sequoia]

you shouldnt stop to what people say about sum, make your opinion

[digital light]

Love the pfp

[rich solstice]

One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us One of us

[celest coyote]

Just another slimy thing people have to dip in butter to claim it tastes good

[digital light]

Is this supposed to be rizz or smth?

[hallow sky]

Rock kicking is pretty fun so I guess it's okay.

[teal condor]

EVERY game gets hate

[pulsar cradle]

hate the pfp

[digital light]

Don’t listen to him, he’s just insecure

[teal condor]

Can't remember the last time a game dropped without tons of hate first

[tender nest]

no i just feared that what if, it died after few months or days

[pulsar cradle]

maybe, read it in a southern European accent and decide for yourself

[celest coyote]

Halo CE

Halo 2

Halo 3

[pulsar cradle]

ez lilah ragebaite , me 1 lilah 0

[rich solstice]

Bungie has invested a lot into this game, it aint getting abandoned

[tropic creek]

Basically every Bungie game

[celest coyote]

Not halo reach tho tons of people hated that

[digital light]

Ah, the change in accent determined my answer by a long shot

[celest coyote]

Which is a shame imo

[digital light]

Wtf

Bro no

That doesn’t count

[umbral iris]

Escape will make me cod

[digital light]

I was reassuring the other person

[pulsar cradle]

loud buzzer sound

[tender nest]

thanks for helping me out

[rich solstice]

Reach is my favorite

[final monolith]

ok

[celest coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/extremely-loud-incorrect-buzzer-buzzer-sound-buzzer-jarvis-play-the-extremely-loud-incorrect-buzzer-sound-jarvis-gif-4937353270264763123

[tropic creek]

HE'S REACHING !!!

[rich solstice]

Anytime runner 🫡

[teal condor]

This was back in 2001. When gaming was more niche and physical. Now it's different

[pulsar cradle]

people dawged on reach until they played it and was like holy shii its fire

[rich solstice]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAI-

[stone grail]

We are number one

[nimble canyon]

Absolute garbage.

[final monolith]

dude

[coral forum]

Are we getting an open beta soon??

[tropic creek]

No that's outside

[rich solstice]

Sometime in feb

[final monolith]

this legit might be the dumbest question but

[dense goblet]

Me, a wee lad experiencing reach for the first time seeing my entire crew die 1 by 1

[celest coyote]

Reach did add bloom to the guns and reticles which was dog butt poo

[tropic creek]

Free weekend for everyone

[final monolith]

if i want to get started with halo, is there like LITERALLY halo 1?

[pulsar cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-croods-grug-hold-on-in-a-minute-impatient-gif-8961954172930655652

[final monolith]

or is there some like

timeline

[digital light]

Naurrr not when you were a wee lad 😔💔

[celest coyote]

Yes hold on

[stone grail]

btw they don't even seem to work i gained barely any frames

[rich solstice]

The dmr bloom still pisses me off to this day

[tropic creek]

Memories for the entire family

[pulsar cradle]

halo reach

[stone grail]

If anything some presets made my FPS worse

[astral trench]

reserving my vbucks to buy kafka whoops

[final monolith]

i usually play games by timeline yadda yadda

[coral forum]

When?

[pulsar cradle]

me too, it was great

[stone grail]

While not really changing how blurry the game was

[raven dock]

snoopy skin confirmes ooooh yeah

[rich solstice]

yes but start with Reach

[final monolith]

alright alright

[tropic creek]

We sadly don't know
But it'll be before release so everyone can check it out

[coral forum]

I need nowwwww

[celest coyote]

@final monolith of the fps halos, it goes Reach, 1, 2, ODST, 3, 4, 5, infinite

[dense goblet]

It really was, and all the halo advertisements on mtn dew

[pulsar cradle]

halo reach is before halo ce, fun fact yet its the last game bungie made for the halo series

[final monolith]

saving this

got it

[dense goblet]

What a time

[raven dock]

You ca stop at 4 for sure

[final monolith]

im downloading reach then

[celest coyote]

Including halo wars games, halo wars is before everything, and halo wars 2 is after 5 and before infinite @final monolith

[dark rampart]

Probably like the 13-17th, somewhere around there if i had to guess

[tropic creek]

Infinite best gaem eva

[scenic meteor]

Should I evade taxes vote here ✅🚫

[raven dock]

K

[final monolith]

halo wars? is this like tabletop

[pulsar cradle]

i remember i yelled its chiefing time, and chiefed all over the walls after playing halo 3

[raven dock]

Rts

[celest coyote]

Infinites campaign was v fun tho, even though it had its shortcomings

[rich solstice]

RTS

[final monolith]

ooooooooooh DAMN

rts sounds fun

[rich solstice]

It is indeed

[celest coyote]

It is a good rts

[rich solstice]

Combat your troops against the covies

[dense goblet]

Wait was it reach or odst that took place during halo 3?

[rich solstice]

ODST

[celest coyote]

ODST took place during 2

[dense goblet]

I havent touched the game in over a decade

[coral forum]

Hopefully I have been itching to play again since all the changes after closed technical test

[dense goblet]

Thats what it was

[teal condor]

That Arachne drop makes me wanna push my shell to its limits chat

[rich solstice]

ODST takes place pretty much the exact same time as 3 but in a different perspective

[celest coyote]

Like I think it’s near the beginning of 2 it starts

[dense goblet]

The fall of new mombasa

😔

[final monolith]

should i snag the master chief collection or nah

just get them individually

[raven dock]

Ah campaign gameplay may be the best of all games, shame about the story, characters, lack of variety in settings, runtime, etc.

[celest coyote]

Yes do the MCC

[pulsar cradle]

not during 2 end of 2 start of 3

[rich solstice]

Yeah it has all the games

[final monolith]

got it

[rich solstice]

Reach and odst are dlc tho for some reason

[celest coyote]

No it’s halo 2

[elder mauve]

Just ordered my collectors edition, and now I wait for my worm

[tropic creek]

I hope you'll enjoy eating it

[celest coyote]

Bc that’s when the slipspace portal opens and destroys the giant space elevator

[raven dock]

God I don’t know if I should go for it 😥😥😥

[hallow sky]

I love odst so much 😭

[dense goblet]

I think the 3 in halo 3 :odst is what throws us off

[inland hatch]

ngl i dont know what to do with my worm its just sitting on my desk

[celest coyote]

Truth

[rich solstice]

Buy and become god

[elder mauve]

I wonder what flavor I'll get

[dark rampart]

First time i played it i was in awe

[celest coyote]

Yeah, same engine, confuzling

[tropic creek]

Microplastic

[teal condor]

ODST was peak

[rich solstice]

oorah

[dense goblet]

It was like a horror game for halo

[celest coyote]

ODST vibes were immaculate

[thorn python]

goodmorning marathon nation

[nimble canyon]

Tiger Engine has advanced a lot since the Halo days.

[tropic creek]

WHADUDUDUP

[tropic creek]

Rawr

[celest coyote]

The somber helpless fight in a losing war

[pure mason]

SCARY morning..

[nimble canyon]

We'll never get another ODST and that makes me sad.

[tropic creek]

WAAAAH

[thorn python]

woaag

scaryyy

[scenic meteor]

Why are we always bringing up the middest franchise oat here 🥱 odst was bad

[nimble canyon]

Orc noises.

[dense goblet]

I gasped

[celest coyote]

They even pitched several odst games, one being like helldivers

[pulsar cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-quote-quotes-master-chief-arbiter-gif-11811326776615434539

[nimble canyon]

Your game tastes are often terrible, I don't think you can talk.

[celest coyote]

Ik this is bait but once again invalid opinion bc league

[hallow sky]

It's such an amazing game and I wish we could've seen more of them. Rip rookie

[stone grail]

I was looking at my most played steam games and got jumpscared by DBD

[pulsar cradle]

highgaurd tag in your name btw

[rich solstice]

I loved the idea of not being an OP spartan

[dense goblet]

It was probably their weakest game of their fps for halo, but it was still fun

[celest coyote]

Justice for my boy rookie and fuck Mickey

[coral forum]

Is the cosmetics for collectors edition really just an emblem and background?

[old hollow]

obvious bait

[dark rampart]

Yes

[pulsar cradle]

no shit m8

[scenic meteor]

The only halo we can even argue is good is halo 1 and only for its historical impact every other halo after that is just copy paste shooter slop

[celest coyote]

League

[nimble canyon]

league

[tropic creek]

League !

[nimble canyon]

Chanting.

[pulsar cradle]

league

[hallow sky]

Very sad end to his story but at least we got to experience it. It was such a gem

[dark rampart]

0/10 ragebait

[nimble canyon]

DEATH DEATH, DEATH

Your honor. League of legends.

[iron blaze]

😞

[dense goblet]

I'd say after halo 3 or reach is when the games started falling off

[stone grail]

A classic game doesn't mean a good game, altho for CE it is the case, it is good

[dark rampart]

Yes

[rich solstice]

Arachne, skin this scoob

[dark rampart]

1-3 were genuinely my favorite including odst

[pulsar cradle]

TRUTH NUKE

[scenic meteor]

Some people can’t accept that a clasic can be bad tho 🙄

[celest coyote]

Reach was def controversial but I would not say the quality was below 3

[dense goblet]

Bro playing as the arbiter in halo 2 was so crazy for its times

[celest coyote]

League

[dense goblet]

I was like daaaaammnn

[stone grail]

Yeah thoses tend to be COD MW2 glazers even tho the MP is objectively terrible with how bad the balancing is

[dense goblet]

Then again, I was but a lad

[tropic creek]

Goddamn clasic

[maiden token]

9yro me didn't know any better fr

[scenic meteor]

I’m gonna make a alt account and be the number one halo hater

[pulsar cradle]

classics cant be bad because they are the classics you gotta repsect the ogs in their respective mediums and contributions to the media, cus halo 5 aint got a fraction of the hype halo 3 had ong

[celest coyote]

Halo 2 was crazy influential to the franchise, expanded the universe, cemented the art style, expanded the story in a huge way too

[dense goblet]

Same people who abuse the level action shotguns

[stone grail]

Stopping power, nuff said

[celest coyote]

League

[pulsar cradle]

ill smell you miles away

[dark rampart]

Nah swapping between both sides was goated

[nimble canyon]

Guess Sony thought buttons were overrated.
#arachne-restricted-comms message

They released the new controller for the PS6.

You won't be able to hide. Scooby. You type a certain way.

[dense goblet]

No access, guess ill die 🤷‍♂️

[stone grail]

Same but looking back, holy shit it was ass

[celest coyote]

But I’ve already hidden myself

For I

AM SCOOBY

DUN DUN DUN big reveal

[dense goblet]

Reported

Blocked

Muted

[pulsar cradle]

touched

[celest coyote]

Fair enough

[tropic creek]

Get the boot out !

[celest coyote]

Plot twist of the century

[scenic meteor]

Hey I say that it might actually be me

[short valley]

Hello chuds

[magic rose]

I love my chud life

[tropic creek]

Eyyooyoyoyoyo

[celest coyote]

Hello burrpp

[pulsar cradle]

guys do you dare me to pour boiling oil on my hands? yeah? okay

[tropic creek]

Turkey slurpey

[celest coyote]

1 mpreg and I’ll do it

[dense goblet]

Double it and give it to the next person

[celest coyote]

I wasn’t fast enough to mpreg my own message

[tropic creek]

It's alright
Maybe next time

[scenic meteor]

I’m feeling some warm milk

[final monolith]

charter said that if i killed 5 people with only a knife he would give me free hairline treatment

[tropic creek]

Gib

[final monolith]

my scalp is dry and my hairline is receding

[maiden token]

innuendo

[pulsar cradle]

ive seen your drawings.... i know what kind of man you are

[scenic meteor]

I just want some toasty milk

[final monolith]

hey hey....

[scenic meteor]

Should I put ice cream in it or is that too much

[pulsar cradle]

ive got milk

[maiden token]

fuckin americans man

[teal condor]

when the jungle is .01 seconds late to a rotation
Me: that's it I'm feeding, surrender

[dense goblet]

Ur telling me you've never had an espresso with ice cream?

[celest coyote]

Opinion invalid, British, bean on toast

[tropic creek]

Scooby in a nutshell

[pulsar cradle]

americans made england be gratefull

[scenic meteor]

Happened to me actually more than once

[dense goblet]

They can keep their shit on a shingle

[maiden token]

nah tbf but I wont slam that till I try it

it just sounds sweet af

[stone grail]

What we playing gang

[final monolith]

ol grangran shitpickle mcquaddle tea spud

[dense goblet]

Well its French not American

[pulsar cradle]

holy meatgloves

[dense goblet]

Lmfao

[scenic meteor]

Gacha games

[maiden token]

like reva? 😁
count me IN!!

[tropic creek]

Enginefall

[stone grail]

When is ZZZ dropping Jane again

[dense goblet]

Having a speciality coffee once in awhile isnt bad

[pulsar cradle]

im playing punch hole in your chest sim

[dense goblet]

I've been drinking black coffee with cayenne powder in the mornings

[scenic meteor]

@kindred vigil

Zzz isn’t in my area of expertise

[celest coyote]

Serious aura ngl

[stone grail]

Idk about espresso with ice cream being french, but it is good

[dense goblet]

Affogato?

[celest coyote]

Espresso with ice cream was popularized in 1950s Italy

[dense goblet]

Oh its Italian

[scenic meteor]

Are the French cool again after making expedition 33

[dense goblet]

Not french

[kindred vigil]

I wouldn't know either wtf

[vague hound]

I want to be neeenja

[scenic meteor]

I’d say so

[stone grail]

Yeah that's Italian just checked

[final monolith]

heh excuse me fellows... im not like you all... i dont drink coffee...

[dense goblet]

Tomato tomato

[stone grail]

what even was the issue with us other than stale WW2 jokes that ignore what actually happened

[tropic creek]

Isn't affogato Italian ?

[celest coyote]

Speaking of ice cream, remember how the US had entire ice cream ships

[digital light]

May I ask why?

[maiden token]

ye

[dense goblet]

Good bye paris hello France

[tropic creek]

Mario would be sad

[pulsar cradle]

speaking of cream

[tropic creek]

Wtf

[dense goblet]

Its good for metabolism

[digital light]

Oh 🤔

[pulsar cradle]

i enjoy whipped cream

[digital light]

Only when it’s mixed together?

[dense goblet]

I used to weigh 210 before I stopped smoking and I've been able to get down to 187

[pulsar cradle]

but why do we abuse cream for our selfish needs,

[scenic meteor]

Something to do with 9/11 and asking France for help they said nah

[tropic creek]

Siiiick

[pulsar cradle]

truly a look into the human mind]

[digital light]

Ah I see

[gilded olive]

Don't you dare

[digital light]

Yeah smoking and vaping has some serious consequences

[dense goblet]

Not only when mixed, but only i drink black coffee so I figured, why not spice it up a little

[tropic creek]

Loads of em !

[maiden token]

looking hot is a serious consequences yes agreed

[digital light]

Ah I see, so it’s basically just spicy coffee?

[dense goblet]

Yeah

[celest coyote]

Escargot

[pulsar cradle]

smoking is okay being addicted to smoking is not, never let subtances be your vice

[maiden token]

I bet reva smokes 😏

[digital light]

Huh

[digital light]

Very nice

Might have to give it a try sometime

[stone grail]

Barely no one eats that here gonna be real

[umbral iris]

What if its gummies

[digital light]

Googling

[celest coyote]

Let’s not forget Africa and Vietnam

[stone grail]

Used to, not anymore

[pulsar cradle]

i smoke, i dont need to smoke, smoke 9 when im drinking in a whole night. then the rest of the month im clean 😼

[digital light]

Oh what in the bloody hell is that

Snails…?

[celest coyote]

Though thanks for the baguette transfer to Vietnam bc banh mi is a banger

[dense goblet]

I built an addiction to pot, so I figured i should stop and find something else to take my time. I was smoking for the past 6 years too, thankfully its the easiest thing to get off of

[celest coyote]

Yes

[stone grail]

I'm the kind of weirdo who likes the smell of cigs tho, idk why

[grand holly]

Okay here's general chat My bad

[magic rose]

i love snails

[grand holly]

Sup peeps

[dense goblet]

Could be nostalgic

[pulsar cradle]

NOTHING must be your vice, once your vice is substances its ggs

[tropic creek]

Welcome to the general chat from highguard

[rich solstice]

Greetings

[dense goblet]

Scents can trigger memories

[open latch]

how does a god being discovered in a pyramid in 1963 or whatever come in place later in the games lore

[digital light]

Hello there

[celest coyote]

Bc French

[tropic creek]

Oui

[teal condor]

[stone grail]

Could be yeah

[celest coyote]

Glad you asked

[rich solstice]

Calisse de tabarnak

oop

[pulsar cradle]

smell of cigs is hot, but maybe im speaking from certain experiences

[mellow stump]

Comes from Bungie first thing, Pathways into Darkness

[digital light]

Honestly I relate, when I was little I’d always sit outside with my Nana when she was smoking a cig because I liked the smell for some reason

[magic rose]

i live near Quebec so i always go to Montreal and have smoked salmon with capers n olive oil on it, and escargot on the side with some bread to dip in the snail butter gunk

[scenic meteor]

Duh it’s hot how else does it smoke

[stone grail]

There's that too a lot of my previous bf and gf used to smoke so that can play into it

[mellow stump]

You’re drowning while I’m dying of thirst

[pulsar cradle]

ill deadahh punch a hole in your chest scooby, dont let me catch you in tau ceti

[digital light]

[dense goblet]

For my Canadians in chat, is poutine good?

[maiden token]

oh u DOWN bad

[magic rose]

vapes hurt my chest more than any cig

[stone grail]

what, smoking is pretty common ,at least here

[digital light]

Hah you got rage baited

1-1

[open latch]

it's so good and it's always on my schools lunch menu

[magic rose]

i would rail a plate of poutine rn

[rich solstice]

If done right

[mellow stump]

I’m great at making friends I just never find anything more

[pulsar cradle]

lilah your like 5.2 speak up or soemthing i cant hear you

[dense goblet]

I gotta try some at some point then

[grand holly]

I just recently started playing destiny 2 and I figured I'd join here just because maybe I can find someone to play with or some help from some people if I need it

[pulsar cradle]

yes its gas

[digital light]

👁️👄👁️

[magic rose]

im like 10 mins into america. its pretty Canadian up here. so there's alotta poutine

[pulsar cradle]

1-2

[teal condor]

Scoob playing league assassin you will not catch that mf

[digital light]

Nuh uh

I literally just did emojis bud

[dense goblet]

I used to live in wiscaansin so I get it

[magic rose]

because maple is big up here, some places do a maple bacon poutine. sounds blasphemous but its so good

[pulsar cradle]

quit the yap Lilah I KNOW YOUR WAYS WITCH

[rich solstice]

Quebec poutine does it best

[teal condor]

We better all have the same usernames so I can see y'all on my killfeed

[magic rose]

correct

[maiden token]

thinkin of you bro 🫰 #bringbackneeyth

[celest coyote]

Spoilers for marathon 2 and infinity

||the god it refers to is a cosmic horror being thing called a Wrk’ncacnter. Beings of pure chaos, the laws of physics seem to bend and break in their presence. One crashed on earth in Yucatán (the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs). Wrks are the most feared force in the universe, even the Jjarro ran from them whenever one neared.||

[digital light]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-wag-no-no-no-gif-27552536

[pulsar cradle]

🤤 🤤 🤤 lord have mercy im boutta bust

what a great combo

[dense goblet]

I will forever keep this name

[magic rose]

Jrk'ncocnter

[stone grail]

Why are you melting

[grand holly]

I do got one question and it's quite ridiculous

[tropic creek]

Because it's so cold

[celest coyote]

C*nadian redeeming quality: poutine

[dark rampart]

Lets hear it

[tropic creek]

Hehe so ridiculous

[grand holly]

Who is the smart person who decided to come up with the idea of making swords use ammo in the game cuz that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard

[digital light]

Ask away, nothing is ever more ridiculous than Scoobs taste in food

[grand holly]

Cuz I would say that person ain't very smart at all

[rich solstice]

Oi we save yalls wildfires

[celest coyote]

Or games

[pulsar cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-middle-finger-gif-25315518

[magic rose]

might get some poutine for din din tonight

[pulsar cradle]

lemme get a bite too

[celest coyote]

Counter argument: Trudeau

[rich solstice]

He gone

[celest coyote]

Also C*nadian

[pulsar cradle]

true

[digital light]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-laughing-reverse-reverse-card-reverse-uno-gif-3758578067338957449

[magic rose]

first paycheck from new job going to poutine and new headset

[celest coyote]

Counter argument: guy just like him took his place

[grand holly]

And then you swing The sword a lot slower when you run out of ammo I swear its the dumbest thing I've ever seen

[dark rampart]

Spoil yourself fr

[magic rose]

oh you mean katy perrys boyfriend?

[pulsar cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/bros-bro-high-five-dillon-duke-gif-12955092

[dense goblet]

I wish cheese curds were a thing in the southern US but they just do not exist here

[magic rose]

bro

[celest coyote]

Yeah that was not on my bingo card

[digital light]

I call dibs on being the black one

[pulsar cradle]

we call this balancing cus swords are cracked in destiny

[digital light]

Cheese curds are so delicious

But they’re so greasy

[dense goblet]

Yes they are

[magic rose]

the curds

[old hollow]

hi

[pulsar cradle]

you look like a cheese curd

[digital light]

It feels like I’m coating my throat in grease

[grand holly]

I don't know I just know it's a dumb concept

[celest coyote]

You can have a similar effect with Oaxaca cheese torn up, but yes it is a shame they aren’t everywhere

[magic rose]

my last job was a dinner and wed make deep fried cheese curds

[digital light]

No you

[pulsar cradle]

well fuh the concept a game gotta be balanced brother

[digital light]

Oooooo

[grand holly]

I mean swords should be melee and only melee you shouldn't have to use ammo to do it but I'm just saying that's one ridiculous thing I found in the game so far

[scenic meteor]

Fried mushrooms tho 🤤

[pulsar cradle]

nuh uh

[magic rose]

best way to have mushroom

[celest coyote]

Bait

[digital light]

I’ve never had em

[dense goblet]

Ill have to try it sometime

[celest coyote]

As a mushroom enjoyer, deep fried mushrooms are so confusingly dumb bc the breading can’t stick to it bc mushrooms have so much moisture they immediately detach it all

[dense goblet]

U can use lions mane to mimic chicken and its soooooooo good

[hallow sky]

https://tenor.com/view/worm-sekgen-sekiguchi-genetics-marathon-gif-8708359893728589581

[short valley]

Hi chuds

[grand holly]

Fried mushrooms ain't bad they're pretty good I like fried frog legs no they don't exactly taste like chicken but they do taste kind of similar

[celest coyote]

So u just end up with a steaming hot non crispy mushy mess and a sogging crispy exterior that falls off

[teal condor]

[dense goblet]

Taste like a mix of chicken and fish

[digital light]

Are you bored?

[teal condor]

Si

[pulsar cradle]

eating frogs in 2026 m8 we are not cave men we have meatier options 😭

[grand holly]

@dense goblet yeah that's pretty close to it

[dark rampart]

Ive had eel once and that tasted like chicken but i was like 12 so idk

[dense goblet]

Talk foods with us

[celest coyote]

Maroone’s hourly hello followed by vanishing

[digital light]

I had a feeling lol

[short valley]

Testing the waters

[magic rose]

bro frog legs are so good

deer and frog are my favorite animals

[dense goblet]

I was served raw eel in Japan, and got the worst food poisoning ever

[magic rose]

yet i love eating them

[grand holly]

Well when your boss takes you to a restaurant and pays for your food you don't complain trust me