🗣marathon-general-chat

[thorn python]

would that be /scy

[weak saddle]

/p is platonic, /r is romantic, and /sx is not anything you should be sending in this server erm

[arctic sinew]

Reddit is good

I look at nature stuff

[pulsar cradle]

gtfo rn

[arctic sinew]

Buddy

[pulsar cradle]

no

your done

[arctic sinew]

The nature stuff is sick

[pulsar cradle]

out

no

[arctic sinew]

Bush

Hush

[short valley]

Yes plsss

[rough sail]

Out of character starli post

[weak saddle]

npnp

[arctic sinew]

Reddit is good

It has some good subreddits

[pulsar cradle]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im dead bruh

[arctic sinew]

It has some bad ones too

Don’t get me wrong

[weak saddle]

omg full legal name <:o wuh

[short valley]

Thanks # this is very insightful

[thorn python]

i mean yea its good for select communities
i solely use it to look at transformers stuff and games im into and its so chill

[rough sail]

oh dang didn't mean to dox

[weak saddle]

i can't believe this

we were making progress smh

[pulsar cradle]

/p means punch a hole in your chest

[arctic sinew]

But stuff like r/natureisfuckinglit is cool

[molten flax]

Maras thong

[open sorrel]

What are you guys resolution for new year
Mine is 2560X1440

[kindred vigil]

that's a good one

[arctic sinew]

Exactly

Idk wtf these people are on

[rough sail]

I hate that that made me laugh

[weak saddle]

teaching my dad this joke next time i see him

[short valley]

/pee

[kindred vigil]

@open sorrel the pharaoh requests his goddess

[short valley]

Dont hate. Love ❤️‍🩹

[jovial onyx]

Will there be a faction for Support Shells like Triage? I know Arachne is all about killing 😅.

[molten flax]

Nucal prolly

[open sorrel]

Hahahahaha

[pulsar cradle]

nu call is heals n shi

[weak saddle]

NuCal supremacy

[rough sail]

I'm laughing way too much at the resolution joke ffs

[weak saddle]

[rough sail]

It was not that funny

[pulsar cradle]

sstop

[arctic sinew]

Worm supremacy

[jovial onyx]

Nice! Ty!

[weak saddle]

[short valley]

NuCal im so hungry!!

[molten flax]

No

[short valley]

???

[jovial onyx]

TY TY. How does one get a role here? 😅

[weak saddle]

i need a gif or smth of this burger just rotating

[short valley]

I xant even be hungry anymore

[thorn python]

i think rn im like 720x576 but i really wanna get to 1600x1200 i think thats achievable

[weak saddle]

bungie pls i need

[kindred vigil]

Why so ....curiousssss? 🃏

[short valley]

This is 1985

[barren gazelle]

You're not

[arctic sinew]

channels and roles

[open sorrel]

My grandma Also said i was funny once

[pulsar cradle]

channels and roles on the tope

[thorn python]

it wasnt funny this wasnt worth it

[short valley]

This is so sweet

[molten flax]

If i cant swear cant be hungry no more

[weak saddle]

wuh

[pulsar cradle]

i never had grandparents, they died too doon before i was fully conscious

[short valley]

Aw man

[kindred vigil]

sorry about that

[weak saddle]

damn

[short valley]

Sorry about that

[open sorrel]

Sorry man

[chrome thunder]

Pre-order my game marathon

[thorn python]

damn that sucks

[weak saddle]

PLSSSSS

[thorn python]

im rlly sorry abiht that

[short valley]

Oh my god 😭

[weak saddle]

THE TIMING BRUH

[thorn python]

not the time john

[rough sail]

😭😭😭😭😭

[pulsar cradle]

nah its chill, now own my grandpaws double barrel , ITS JOHN MARSTON MICAH

[twilit sparrow]

already bought deluxe edition brother

[kindred vigil]

...

[short valley]

Johnathon not right now.

[thorn python]

fr me too

[twilit sparrow]

gotta pre order resident requiem aswell

[open sorrel]

Five Big booms type moment 🤣🤣

[molten flax]

Greatest timing of oat

[short valley]

Thats so sick

[twilit sparrow]

GIVE MONEY TO BUNGIE

MAKE MARATHON THE GREATEST

[arctic sinew]

You get it

[weak saddle]

be smart with money

[kindred vigil]

So ur like doom guy

[rough sail]

Slop denier is chill sometimes ❤️‍🩹

[weak saddle]

invest in tau ceti

[short valley]

Give it to bungie

[twilit sparrow]

not for long

im taking a break

[arctic sinew]

Invest in sekiguchi genetics to feed the worm

[thorn python]

maybe this slop denier isnt so evil after all…

[rough sail]

[twilit sparrow]

wait until i open up a can of monster energy

[molten flax]

Multi level marketing style or timeshare?

[twilit sparrow]

you aint safe

[arctic sinew]

(Title card)

[kindred vigil]

slop denier is like thesecondary protagonist who's a emo but he's just an softie whos just an accelerationist

[short valley]

Slop denier is like the anti hero

[weak saddle]

mlm 🏳️‍🌈

[open sorrel]

Where is your evil twin

[twilit sparrow]

I hate emos, you aint safe neeyth

[rough sail]

idk....

[molten flax]

Wlw🔛🔝

[rough sail]

Is there something wrong with that

[twilit sparrow]

i am the evil twin

[weak saddle]

WUHLUHWUH

[pulsar cradle]

i hate emos , rlly hope none hit my dms, would scare the hell out of meeeee nooooo

[kindred vigil]

do u really like wlw or are you doing some performative art for the gaze 🧠 📖

[short valley]

What abt wlm

[ancient storm]

wheel wheel wheel

[open sorrel]

Slop denier doubled down on the controversy -penguinz0

[rough sail]

how did you even come to realize it was a circle

[short valley]

Just throwing out ideas rn

[weak saddle]

nblw gang

[kindred vigil]

This is why ur cancelled man

[twilit sparrow]

biggest posers ever created from a scene perspective
i spit

[rough sail]

I see lol

[molten flax]

Tragic

[weak saddle]

tbf, its not june !!

[thorn python]

maroone i thought we were chill and now you’re endorsing the straights okay i see how it is /lh

[pulsar cradle]

why emos are posers

[kindred vigil]

u can't just say that

[short valley]

Fuck my chungus life

[molten flax]

Jupy

[rough sail]

I use an image cropper that I have the option to make cropped as circles

[short valley]

WTF IS LH

[molten flax]

July

[kindred vigil]

Light hearted

[twilit sparrow]

because they are posers, what do you mean why, have you seen the way they dress, the music they listen and their hairstyles?

[thorn python]

lighthearted

[ancient storm]

emo in grand 26💔

[pulsar cradle]

no your chungus life is so beautiful

[thorn python]

silly

[short valley]

i dont know anything

[weak saddle]

someone get this guy the tonetag masterlist

[kindred vigil]

that's okay

[weak saddle]

i actually do have it for copy-pasting LMAO erm

[kindred vigil]

We don't live this life to know everything we live it to learn 📖 🧠

[rough sail]

Dunno, I just like it being cropped as a circle bc it's silly

[short valley]

Modern day kai cenat over here

[twilit sparrow]

If i dont know something, its automatically slop

[pulsar cradle]

neeyth finally gaining consciousness

[kindred vigil]

okay FUCK you

[weak saddle]

since when is kai cenat ancient?????

[open sorrel]

Stop plz im a philosophy student gimme a DAMN BREAK

[molten flax]

That got him heated lol

[twilit sparrow]

damn chill out neeyth

[rough sail]

I saw a clip of Kai cenat reading the other day, and he was most definitely NOT reading

[short valley]

Kai cenat is nicheee

TUFF

W nats

[pulsar cradle]

TUFF

[vague hound]

Har har har har

[thorn python]

its rlly cool seeing gim switch up like speed did lwk

[pulsar cradle]

IM GETTING VIVET NOW

[short valley]

The switch up fake as fuckkk tho 😭

[kindred vigil]

It's so performative

[thorn python]

which one

[kindred vigil]

viva la vida by cosplay

[short valley]

The nat

[rough sail]

I hate all content creators

[open sorrel]

W Kai

[weak saddle]

idk anything abt either erm

[short valley]

Speed's cool i like how he tours countries good for him

[rough sail]

except you star you're chill

[kindred vigil]

U was just glazing one 1.4 hours ago

[short valley]

And not be a general bother to the public

[thorn python]

i like speed cuz his world tour is doing a lot to dispel american notions of other countries

[rough sail]

1.4 is insane

[short valley]

Yess

Especially china

[twilit sparrow]

we know you watch smashjt in the secret lena

[open sorrel]

Then he ends up barking at ppl..

[thorn python]

china and africa

[pulsar cradle]

true, wish there was abit of an educational side to it tho other than screaming and making faces lol, but its peak entertainment , i fw his china tour alot

[short valley]

In my era rn

[rough sail]

He's richer than me so I have to hate him

[thorn python]

i mean yea some of it is educational

[short valley]

Notice how I didnt say chinese

[kindred vigil]

I am quite fond of china

[weak saddle]

is that the guy that found out you can't buy diamonds in botswana(??? my memory is so bad srry if thats wrong 😭😭)

[short valley]

Im just that tapped into my chinese side now

[twilit sparrow]

Black myth wukong rocks

[kindred vigil]

It's just how Chinese ur becoming

[pulsar cradle]

im in a very chinese stage of my life

[ancient storm]

😭

[short valley]

I love this guy

[rough sail]

Black myth wukong was game of the weekend

[molten flax]

Brainrot chat is back

[pulsar cradle]

its aight

[kindred vigil]

game of the park conversation

[twilit sparrow]

it was good shit

[pulsar cradle]

chilll

[short valley]

Wasnt bmw just soulsloo

Soulslop

[twilit sparrow]

Fromslopware cant make graphics like Black myth which was the first game of the company btw

i wonder why

[twilit sparrow]

much more action based

[thorn python]

hes back, okay

[pulsar cradle]

cool, big mega china company made game with millions of investment,

[neon crag]

i actually like from softs games 🙁

ds3 and bb are peak to me

[twilit sparrow]

Fromsoft has billions aswell, so why the outdated graphics?

[thorn python]

we all do hes just baiting

[twilit sparrow]

genuine question

[pulsar cradle]

outdated or different, you tell me chat

[kindred vigil]

I realize I play more call of duty mobile, than regular call of duty, just tapped into my Chinese side I suppose

[rough sail]

Because art direction > graphical fidelity

[thorn python]

W LENA ??

[molten flax]

Not again🥀

[twilit sparrow]

the graphical quality and animations are subpar to BMW, i am not talking art style

[short valley]

Thats south east asian actually

[weak saddle]

[kindred vigil]

fuck my stupid life

[short valley]

Just saying

[twilit sparrow]

What stops them from having both exactly? your arguement does not land

[short valley]

Without from slop wate there would be no bmw

[ancient storm]

oh heck, the marathon socialism emoji

[rough sail]

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[arctic sinew]

Whos “my stupid life” and why are we fucking them

[pulsar cradle]

black myth has no pvp, ez diff. more gameplay loop when pvp is on the table, no coop either.

[twilit sparrow]

I agree but thats beyond the point

[neon crag]

the graphics are fine in from soft games tho?

[kindred vigil]

hey it's me stupid life 😂✌️

[molten flax]

bro had it on lock

[twilit sparrow]

PvP sucks in all fromsoft games and its an afterthought

[thorn python]

fidelity takes time and money, which the studio may not have
art direction takes precidence because it sets the tone of the experience

[twilit sparrow]

its very evident

[pulsar cradle]

its peak dont hate cus your poo poo

[kindred vigil]

Black myth wulong has like

A cool intro

And that's it

[twilit sparrow]

brother we are talking about Bandai Namco

do you know how rich they are?

[short valley]

Wukong's artstyle was okay, it feels like another unreal engine game

[molten flax]

its a fucking cycle

[thorn python]

hot take ac6 pvp is not that bad

[rough sail]

Black myth wukong fell off after like 5 hours

[twilit sparrow]

ac6 is not slop, its good - still has target lock on which is normie slopified aiming mechanic but i will let it slide

[weak saddle]

i'd really love to have my catsittingverycomfortably emote rn

[kindred vigil]

what r u eating

[thorn python]

money alone a good game does not make

[short valley]

I miss my cats...

[rough sail]

They should allow global emotes in this server

[kindred vigil]

no

[short valley]

[weak saddle]

yes and also HELL NAH the trolls....

[fierce agate]

nah😭

[weak saddle]

me too :(

[twilit sparrow]

I mean Fromsoft has not put out a new game since Bloodborne considering everything is asset flipped so yeah

[molten flax]

God imagine how much worse earlier would have been if embeds woorked

[short valley]

My funny gifs

[twilit sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/white-monster-wmster-monster-energy-monster-energy-drink-monkey-gif-15628061433413475006

[rough sail]

Slop denier is committed to the bit I honestly respect it

[thorn python]

it takes time, which is when the studio starts crunching the developers, corners get cut
we all remember day 1 cyberpunk

[short valley]

Cloudy ur falling for it

[thorn python]

i know

[kindred vigil]

fell for it award

[twilit sparrow]

its not even a bit, its my genuine opinion
souls games needs to die, time for evolution

[fierce agate]

the chat would be like
nsfw
hate propaganda
peak mpreg post 😭

[weak saddle]

cloudy is just passionate about facts y'all

it happens

[thorn python]

but im engaging in good faith
even if its bait, the response can be genuinely insightful

[rough sail]

The "best federal agent" added to the username is genuinely kind of funny though

[twilit sparrow]

thats not very democratic of you

[molten flax]

Were u here earlier

[twilit sparrow]

I am a fed apparently

[fierce agate]

well

[weak saddle]

damn

[twilit sparrow]

very undemocratic of you image2

[maiden token]

replying to a person who just admitted they blocked you is kinda delulu behaviour

[twilit sparrow]

shame

[thorn python]

the RESPONSE
what im saying, not the bait

[fierce agate]

since like when more people said this game looks like boblox

[twilit sparrow]

You like Zelda, I dont wanna hear anything tetra

[thorn python]

you’re not getting me

[molten flax]

Who did?

[twilit sparrow]

I genuinely have no time for people who like nintendo 64 shit

[thorn python]

you cant bait me

[weak saddle]

i think this guys existence might be bait

[maiden token]

slop denier

[kindred vigil]

*Ohio watches*

[stoic atlas]

me when I see a worm

[rough sail]

Sloppyboy do you like water

[short valley]

Ohio notices

[twilit sparrow]

Its good, what brand?

[maiden token]

bro's saying this but then is like "no guys just friendly discussion I'm not baiting"

[weak saddle]

teaching my dad this one too

[short valley]

They're in fs games he wouldnt

[kindred vigil]

don't message of.my.messages next time thanks

[thorn python]

gonna say its overrated and he prefers monster

[rough sail]

Water brand

[kindred vigil]

you learn then you earn type shit

[twilit sparrow]

Listen brother, there's a standard we all follow, you seem way back considering you like switch games - nothing you can say can possibly move me, at least LENA likes ultrakill

[short valley]

Ohio goes to college

[rough sail]

If you wake up broke... Yo ass shoulda NEVER went to sleep.

[stoic atlas]

Ohio shocked

[kindred vigil]

don't gotta swear,

[twilit sparrow]

image2 cant block me, i am a fed

[maiden token]

why are you so keen to put people in boxes tho?
like just cos I like Zelda means I don't like ultrakill?? is that what ur saying?

[molten flax]

Fell for it again

[rough sail]

Falling for it

[thorn python]

i like ultrakill too

am i cool mr slopper?

[twilit sparrow]

my god.....

[short valley]

This server is a CYCLE

[kindred vigil]

I like boxes

[short valley]

is this the dreaming city

[molten flax]

I saved spade from this

[twilit sparrow]

I am gonna stop now these people just dont get it

i am back to normal

[maiden token]

Neeyth are you a cat?

[kindred vigil]

With ✋ 🌈 ✋ imagination the box can be anything

[rough sail]

Can it be money

[thorn python]

welcome backk

[twilit sparrow]

you are the coolest despite that pfp

[short valley]

This is so sweet

[kindred vigil]

no

[molten flax]

Whimsical ass mf

[kindred vigil]

The box doesn't respond to greed of the soul only the heart of the pure desire

[weak saddle]

i'm back

[thorn python]

“despite” :c

[short valley]

Slop ur kinda like dr jekyll and hyde

[weak saddle]

wuh

[fierce agate]

is this absolute cinema or 67

[rough sail]

Hi back

[maiden token]

I thought bait was ur normal 😭

[molten flax]

Bro isncooking

[weak saddle]

:(

[short valley]

Hi #

[weak saddle]

can't believe i've been got smh

[twilit sparrow]

Sorry, Link called and said he does not want to talk to you, goodbye

[teal condor]

What did I miss

[weak saddle]

BLOCKED

[twilit sparrow]

REJECTED

[molten flax]

Bair

[short valley]

nooooo

[weak saddle]

bait

[short valley]

no /j its OVER

[teal condor]

Dang

[kindred vigil]

oh! So sorry

[thorn python]

so much bait, we got a racist guy in here at one point

[weak saddle]

octothorpe-ing

[short valley]

THERE WAS??

[teal condor]

Smh that's my job

[weak saddle]

WHA

[thorn python]

oh

[kindred vigil]

vas

[rough sail]

who is playing highguard with me rn

[teal condor]

Unemployment getting out of hand

[weak saddle]

i don't think i was here for that erm

[molten flax]

Me

[kindred vigil]

MEEEE

meee

MEEE

MEEE

✋✋✋✋✋

[maiden token]

I dont think he meant being racist I think he meant octothorping 😭

[thorn python]

me totally for sure (im not at the pc, i dont play highhuard either)

[kindred vigil]

I am a high guardian

[short valley]

Whats octothorping

[molten flax]

But on the spiritual level lowkey tho

[kindred vigil]

(spice)

[thorn python]

oh okay 😭

[short valley]

I like that word

[teal condor]

Wdym I love racing games

[short valley]

Thoro

Thorp

[rough sail]

Imagine not playing peakguard... Blocked

[short valley]

Hahahahah fhats funby

[thorn python]

yeah man me too

[twilit sparrow]

damn, did i miss that?

[weak saddle]

i have no idea- i've never heard it before :o

[twilit sparrow]

what he say

[kindred vigil]

funby

[maiden token]

Rilver NOOOOO THATS NOT WHAT IT MEANS NOOOOOO

[thorn python]

i gotta play most wanted again

[teal condor]

Bait

[molten flax]

With even more mid

[thorn python]

he made a comment about “somalian iq” he was a real chud

[short valley]

Thorp thorp thorp

[weak saddle]

oh.....

[twilit sparrow]

damn

[weak saddle]

oh we also cancelled Maroone :)

[short valley]

WHAT

[weak saddle]

LMAO

[molten flax]

I did that earlier

[thorn python]

oh yea maroone is going through a victim blaming arc

its crazy

[weak saddle]

fr 😔

[short valley]

what have I done

[rough sail]

I blame everyone

[thorn python]

yea that was my reaction too !

[weak saddle]

gaslighting arc now too WAOW

[molten flax]

Yknow your sins

[thorn python]

i cant believe this

[short valley]

Thats not even a WORD HELLO???

[twilit sparrow]

who plays titanfall 2 here?

[kindred vigil]

we should advocate for justice on both sides

[weak saddle]

BRUH AHDJSIAF

[thorn python]

the maroone discord situation is crazy

[thorn python]

every now and then, i used to play it way more

[short valley]

Th-this cant be!

[weak saddle]

i've cancelled people almost 10 times now in this server

[molten flax]

Google dockey on maroone tw// burping

[twilit sparrow]

whats your main mech brother

[rough sail]

Community service for everyone involved

[kindred vigil]

persona dialogue

[weak saddle]

its been like a week

mech.....

[short valley]

I-it was going so well...

Sniffle

[thorn python]

rn im using ion, before this i was a scorch main, before that it was northstar

[weak saddle]

i'm having flashbacks to earlier oh god

[short valley]

Burp

[chilly mist]

My toes are brown because I waffle stomped mud

[kindred vigil]

stop

[twilit sparrow]

a man of GODDAMN CULTURE AND NOT A RONIN SLOP MAIN?

[weak saddle]

NNNOOOOOOO

[twilit sparrow]

I AM AMAZED

GOOD JOB MOSTLY CLOUDY

[molten flax]

Stop

[thorn python]

woman* of culture ill have you know

[weak saddle]

congratudolences..???

[molten flax]

We were having progress🥀

[short valley]

I like ur pfp

[thorn python]

thankyouuuu ^w^

[twilit sparrow]

oh my bad, WOMAN OF CULTURE

Scorch these ronin weeaboos out of existence

shield goes brrrrrr

[thorn python]

damn straight

[kindred vigil]

It's ai bro

[rough sail]

Slop denier corrects himself? ❤️‍🩹 W sloppyboy

[short valley]

No way.

[chilly mist]

Bluey 😶‍🌫️

[vague hound]

Tu du du du

[short valley]

It cant be.

[vague hound]

Max verstappen

[weak saddle]

Neeyth cancelled smh

[stone sinew]

@discreetbeat's avatar

URL

[molten flax]

What

[twilit sparrow]

i corrected myself earlier aswell but i got called a federal agent as a result lol

[short valley]

Looks hand drawn to me!

[maiden token]

Maroone fooled by ghibli style ai pfp gg

[rough sail]

No fucking way you can't tell that's ai

[thorn python]

oh girl…

thats so ai

[kindred vigil]

maroone

[short valley]

No way!

[kindred vigil]

Is ur brain nuts and bolts

[short valley]

It cannot be!

[molten flax]

Son

Im crine

[short valley]

I was born yesterday

[molten flax]

We know

[kindred vigil]

banjo kaoozie azz 🥀

[short valley]

No way ai is that advanced!!

[thorn python]

its even still got some of the residual piss overlay

[chilly mist]

Its ai version of a real life photo of me wearing a bluey top!

[rough sail]

bro been living under a rock

[thorn python]

😭

[molten flax]

Bro doesnt kn9w

[vague hound]

Chat has lost it

[maiden token]

you should take it off and redraw it yourself

or pay someone

[teal condor]

Bruh that's like ultra ai

How can y'all not tell

[molten flax]

Ram prices up another 500% bc of ts

[short valley]

Why do ai photos always have that yellow piss filter

[vague hound]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-art-ai-bores-me-ai-boring-ai-content-ai-generated-gif-14126843253933570447

[thorn python]

you coulda just like used the regular photo
or draw it yourself

[rough sail]

🚨 2026 SHOWER PROTEST 🚨 it's come to my attention that marathon will be releasing march 5th. as many have expressed this release date is just too far for many of us to handle. 🚿 effective immediately in protest of this far away release date i will be forbidding any marathon community members from taking a shower. 🚿 ⚠️ any non-compliant chuds that do not adhere to this protocol will be ransomed off to the UESC. ⚠️ please acknowledge the message stated immediately. 📝

[thorn python]

trust me, drawing isnt as hard as you think

[chrome thunder]

Pre order now

[weak saddle]

nice shopify link

[short valley]

Im proompting im proompting

[chilly mist]

I could have but I liked the idea of being able to do with one sentence prompt rather than hours of my time tryna draw 😆

[thorn python]

the ghibli ai thing made it all so identifiable

[short valley]

oh yeah ik

I was joshing with you guys!

[thorn python]

maybe, but the process of actually putting in that work, its so much more satisfying

[maiden token]

god guys isn't it so much easier to get a robot to steal a bunch of art and shit out my pfp instead of doing it myself? 😭

[short valley]

As opposed to justining!

[delicate berry]

Play Highguard

[weak saddle]

you could also just message an artist one sentence and do no work, and you'd get better art with better ethics

[vague hound]

My pfp was made by me

[rough sail]

DB just an average fella I don't think they understand the nuance of the situation

🥀

[molten flax]

WOAH

[thorn python]

godd i hatee doing stuff myself im such a chuddd

[chilly mist]

If anyone wants to redraw it be my guest 🤣

[short valley]

DB just happy to be here

[vague hound]

Its 2 S's in each other for SlipStream

[short valley]

Thats tuff

[molten flax]

Has he heard of tracing?

[maiden token]

he SHOULDNT be

[thorn python]

thats cool as hell

[kindred vigil]

Who else happy to be here

[thorn python]

i am

[chilly mist]

I got a little fan base going on 😶‍🌫️

[weak saddle]

my pfp was made by the fab Gabriel Flauzino, he does epic art :D

[kindred vigil]

I am not

[rough sail]

Not me I hate you all

[delicate berry]

Hey Marathon fans! We all can't wait for Marathon to release, but in the mean time why don't we check out this fun new game called Highguard!

[twilit sparrow]

best server ever

[vague hound]

No you dont

[short valley]

I love ur banner its so nice

[weak saddle]

WHAT THE

[vague hound]

Thats a tsundere line right there

[short valley]

Lena problematic media??

[molten flax]

Old news

[weak saddle]

:DD i've got it as my wallpaper currently muehehhe

[teal condor]

Smh I gotta up my profile game

[orchid light]

After most of the haters left it's much better now

[thorn python]

we are the problematic trio

[rough sail]

I'll show you problematic... I'll show you all problematic...

[weak saddle]

i have a marathon theme on my phone

[short valley]

Problemagymy

[maiden token]

I'm waiting...

[molten flax]

Okay 2004 emo girl

[vague hound]

Yeah ur pfp is just a 30 year old dude

[rough sail]

gets banned immediately

[vague hound]

Who is that anyways ?

[short valley]

Egads!

[thorn python]

i have two marathon wallpapers on my phone and they’re both from the locus cinematic

[kindred vigil]

one of you is gonna get misogynistic one day I feel it

[stone sinew]

@rilver5636's avatar

URL

[weak saddle]

oooooooo :0

[molten flax]

Never

[weak saddle]

based

[thorn python]

WOAH

[vague hound]

Holy unc

[rough sail]

Bros pfp is just a dude

[short valley]

I think thats him

[kindred vigil]

he's just a guy

[weak saddle]

i didn't even know you could do that with sapphire what

[teal condor]

Bros a good lookin mf

[short valley]

Why so serious

[slender pagoda]

hi

[thorn python]

see he did it and its normal
no ai cuz hes cool like that

[weak saddle]

hi!!

[short valley]

B-but what about my ghibli style >_<

[teal condor]

I can put a smiling one

[rough sail]

Wait is your pfp not a screenshot from the game

Am I slow

[teal condor]

I have perfect teeth

[molten flax]

I just hear the fucking beatboxing

[kindred vigil]

yes lena

[twilit sparrow]

ai slop

[weak saddle]

no its art!

[rough sail]

What the hell

[vague hound]

😂

[weak saddle]

i would share it but i gotta find the link

HOLD ON

[vague hound]

Yo that shi looks awesome

[weak saddle]

GLITCH ART
https://x.com/i/status/1920196226005245990

bam

[molten flax]

12:30 in the morning got me listening to why so serious beatboxing freestyle🥀

[rough sail]

peak

[short valley]

one of my classmates had a photo of her and her bf as like ai ghibli slop

Gave her yhe meanest stank eye ever

And like they were fine with it too 😭

[weak saddle]

he's incredibly talented and also does warframe art too

[maiden token]

x 🥀

[thorn python]

this is so cool

[orchid light]

Wait how do you do that avatar info thing

[vague hound]

Beautiful morning -kanye west

[weak saddle]

HOW DAREEEE

[vague hound]

Conputer

[short valley]

Starleela gave me a virus

[maiden token]

cos it's conning you

[vague hound]

Smart

[teal condor]

I just saw a news article saying HG lost 90% of it's player base in 1 day

[rough sail]

StarLeela's a bad person?

[short valley]

Home girl

[weak saddle]

i'm assuming you just ping sapphire and also yourself with avatarinfo as the command? but idk

[thorn python]

holy shit

[weak saddle]

SLANDER

[maiden token]

damn I'm just another statistic 🥀

[vague hound]

Robots in disguise

[short valley]

This is a truth nuke

[weak saddle]

waow

i see how it is

[short valley]

is PROBLEMATIC

wtf

[weak saddle]

damn bruh

[vague hound]

How is u people making ur text so big

[weak saddle]

no need to yell at me 😭😭😭😭

[maiden token]

Maroone learns about markdown

[molten flax]

Fake beef🥀

[weak saddle]

LMAOOO

[rough sail]

#+space = big text

[molten flax]

I prefer mine authentic

[delicate berry]

Very glad to see that people are excited for Marathon! I myself will be squading up with Kojima on day one!

[short valley]

Im not a discorder im sostyy

hi

[kindred vigil]

not accepted

[thorn python]

you see, you do it like

this

easy as

[chrome thunder]

Geoff pre order my game

[vague hound]

like this ?

Oh hell yeah

[orchid light]

I was one of them logged in for 3 games was cool not bad but that's it nothing to bring you back to the game

[thorn python]

exactly!

[short valley]

hello everyone!

[teal condor]

How do I smallify text

[vague hound]

#thank you !

[thorn python]

you do -#

[maiden token]

put - before the hash

[vague hound]

Oh shi

[weak saddle]

@delicate berry what do you have to say about the devastation you brought to the Half Life community? 🎤

[rough sail]

Same thing but with a negative after the tag

[short valley]

Big text FAIL

[delicate berry]

Of course MarathontheGame.

[vague hound]

rilver is annoying

[rough sail]

Half life 3 soon

[vague hound]

Ol i got it

[thorn python]

-# rilver is annoying lwk

[maiden token]

-# rilver slander 🥀

[molten flax]

The most genuine interaction in this chat

[vague hound]

Yo how u make it smaller ?

[short valley]

WHATS WRONG WITH RILVER.

[teal condor]

I've got fans

[maiden token]

put a dash before the hashtag

[thorn python]

i use -#

[kindred vigil]

*Ohio watches*

[teal condor]

Thank you thank you I'm here all week

[chrome thunder]

Marathon releases March 5, 2026 and is available for pre-order on Steam, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X|S.

Watch the trailer now: https://youtu.be/UbNhSVj6WZM
Pre-order details: https://bung.ie/4rl5QfF

Collector's Edition links:
No Game Code:
https://bungiestore.com/products/marathon-collector-s-edition-no-game-code/MAC24001-100
 
XBOX:
https://bungiestore.com/products/marathon-collector-s-edition-xbox/MAC24001-200
 
Steam
https://bungiestore.com/products/marathon-collector-s-edition-steam/MAC24001-300
 
PlayStation US:
https://bungiestore.com/products/marathon-collector-s-edition-playstation-americas/MAC24001-500

EU Link: https://eu.bungiestore.com/games-music/collectors-edition

[delicate berry]

You will play deadlock and you will LIKE IT

[maiden token]

can you leave after that tho?

[vague hound]

-# exist

[celest coyote]

Hello everynyannn

[rough sail]

Throw me in a trio with assassin and thief and I'm coming back pregnant

[short valley]

Geoff Keighly buy me marsthonh

[celest coyote]

ayo

[maiden token]

I wish I were a bird!

[vague hound]

Wtf

[molten flax]

Why u freakin

[teal condor]

-# No (in Spanish)

[rough sail]

I was bored

[molten flax]

Takin my yob

[rough sail]

😭

[teal condor]

It doesn't work

I want a refund

[maiden token]

you gotta put a space between the hash and ur msg

[vague hound]

And people say guys are freaks

[kindred vigil]

can I ask for 5 seconds of quietness

[short valley]

Throw me to Thief and Assassin and idk it'll probably hurt owieee

[celest coyote]

You can

[kindred vigil]

thanks

[vague hound]

like this u dummy

[weak saddle]

i always said y'all were the sus ones

[delicate berry]

Pete's gonna give me a ride around town tomorrow in one of his cars, I'll talk to Pete and see what I can do for you!

[rough sail]

chat can we try being quiet for 2 minutes

[celest coyote]

Not gonna happentho

[short valley]

Ok

[teal condor]

-# ah

[rough sail]

3
2
1
Start

[thorn python]

this but with assassin and recon
im normal about them i promise

[vague hound]

-# quiet

[rough sail]

Failed

[kindred vigil]

dude

[short valley]

Again again

Im ready

[rough sail]

shhhh

[thorn python]

not even a second

[vague hound]

Shh

[rough sail]

3
2
1
Start

[molten flax]

🫃

[kindred vigil]

DUDE

[short valley]

FUCK OFFF

[rough sail]

SHUT UP

[vague hound]

Bro ruined it

[thorn python]

oh my GOD man COME ON

[weak saddle]

the way Lena asked for it but interrupted with 'failed' 😭

[molten flax]

👅

[short valley]

ohio RUINS ut

[rough sail]

3
2
1
Start

[kindred vigil]

dude

[short valley]

SHHH

[weak saddle]

BRUHHHHHHHH

[vague hound]

BRO

[kindred vigil]

a minute

[rough sail]

Oh my God bruh

[weak saddle]

OHHHH MY GODDDDD

[short valley]

quiet.

[thorn python]

YOU SPOKEEEE

[vague hound]

Not even a minute

[molten flax]

I love you imag

[kindred vigil]

THEY SPOKE. NOT ME

[rough sail]

one more time ONE MORE TIME

[weak saddle]

(the devs gotta know we're losing it by now)

[molten flax]

Snitch

[thorn python]

image just turned the page GE DID NOTHING

[short valley]

Image so funny inlove this guy

[vague hound]

Lena purge these assholes

[kindred vigil]

are we this fucking bored

[molten flax]

Yes

[open remnant]

Will people in this chat become normal when marathon releases?

[short valley]

Larp larp larp sahur

[weak saddle]

Durandal particle beam chat pls

[thorn python]

im watching amovie 😇

[weak saddle]

no

we will be worse

much

[rough sail]

We need to practice mindfulness, my friends 🧘‍♀️

[delicate berry]

phoon is ur name from the counter strike player or did u just make that

[molten flax]

As much as the slop was slop earlier

[vague hound]

How about we try doing something else

[molten flax]

It was memorable

[rough sail]

The fact that it even worked for a minute was impressive though lol

[vague hound]

Lets show we got discipline

[short valley]

Can we try again

[maiden token]

you can't tell but I'm mooning you guys rn

[vague hound]

Count to 50

[weak saddle]

what

[vague hound]

One by one

[rough sail]

one more time friends okay

[vague hound]

Yall can do it

I start

[open remnant]

Breathing in I smile to my shell, breathing out I am the shell 🙏🏼

[weak saddle]

i cant count

[celest coyote]

Butt ass?

[rough sail]

3
2
1
SILENCE

[short valley]

Gambare!

[molten flax]

🫃

[vague hound]

1

[delicate berry]

二

[open remnant]

Damn it Geoff! what have you done??

[teal condor]

Smh it's barely Thursday

[weak saddle]

三

[rough sail]

Oh my God bruh

[chilly mist]

Did i miss anything

[short valley]

One more

[thorn python]

get outta here bruh

[short valley]

Change ur name to dp

[rough sail]

you tiktokers are hopeless

[weak saddle]

we were counting, we never said what language

[vague hound]

Brodies cmon we counting to 50

1

[rough sail]

We are NEVER gonna get to 2 minutes

[short valley]

ONE MORE

[vague hound]

Bruh

[chilly mist]

😮‍💨

[delicate berry]

You missed the launch of Highguard! Download for free today on all platforms.

[rough sail]

Nah maroone it's just not gonna happen

[delicate berry]

oh wrong reply

whosp

[maiden token]

man can I genuinely ask how you can be a blender enthusiast but AI generate art?

[short valley]

not with that mindset!

[molten flax]

Fr?

[weak saddle]

are we counting or are we quiet i'm confused

[rough sail]

It was quiet

[open remnant]

You're unbelievable Geoff, don't you ever feel bad about the things you do?

[short valley]

Shhh

One more time!

[celest coyote]

Wait why are we even trying to be quiet

[rough sail]

okay last one

[chilly mist]

Wait are people getting genuinly upset that I used chat gpt to make me a pfp 🤣

[short valley]

1

[rough sail]

3
2
1
SILENCE

[wary zealot]

hello

[weak saddle]

to hear the voices

[molten flax]

Lol

[short valley]

UGHHHHHHH

[vague hound]

Since yall cant stay quiet at least show we got discipline

[rough sail]

RUINED

[weak saddle]

JADEEE HIII

[wary zealot]

oh

im sorry

[rough sail]

hi jade

[thorn python]

hiii

[wary zealot]

hi

[vague hound]

Hi

[wary zealot]

im sorry

[rough sail]

I told you it's not happening maroone

[open remnant]

That isn't the real Geoff Keighley right? 😅

[celest coyote]

To be fair to tachyon, ftl particles go backwards in time so that might’ve been sent after our silence

[short valley]

FUCK YOUR CHUNGUS LIFE

[weak saddle]

jade is it weird if i call you tachy

[rough sail]

Nah don't worry image2 ruined it the first time when we were at like a minute and a half of silence

[molten flax]

Jade hate is ao forced

[short valley]

Turns page loudly

[open remnant]

After the Highguard debacle I can kinda imagine Geoff wanting to hide out here

[short valley]

This guy is so funny

[celest coyote]

Short for postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome

[vernal herald]

Hey chat, preorder me 2x marathon controllers, plz n thx

[weak saddle]

HOW DID YOU KNOW???

pots gang

[molten flax]

Get a yob

[delicate berry]

You may never know if I'm the real Geoff, but you can be sure that Highguard is a REAL GAME that you can download TODAY completely free!

[celest coyote]

Wait do u have it too

[chilly mist]

Goblin juices

[vague hound]

Why dont i preorder you to dagestan

[weak saddle]

YEAH AHDJSJAF

[celest coyote]

Gang gang

[keen zinc]

Jeffrey?!

[thorn python]

oh is tbat what it stands for

[wary zealot]

no you can do thgat

[celest coyote]

Yes

[vernal herald]

I just left it 🙁 but I’ll be asleep when preorder goes live

[weak saddle]

i got the double whammy POTS and CFS/ME

[open remnant]

Omg you're him aren't you 😫

[short valley]

I forgot who else is studying architecture here

[weak saddle]

yippeeee :D

[vague hound]

Is it on playstation store ?

[celest coyote]

I did a medical program for POTS and dysautonomia that’s helped me a good amount. It’s not perfect but I’m improving, I can send u info if you’d like

[vernal herald]

Today 1/29 7am PT/10am ET or 10am live in EU and such

[short valley]

Nghhhhh

[vernal herald]

PlayStation direct

[molten flax]

Hotdog

[rough sail]

Meow

[weak saddle]

is it online or like in-person??

[short valley]

Grrrr

[thorn python]

awuff

[short valley]

What sound do fish make

Blup blup blup

[rough sail]

gouglgykfglfuf

[wary zealot]

lalallalaalla

[weak saddle]

there's no treatments or anything in the uk here afaik >:( but i am on propran for it

[open remnant]

I imagine Bungie will do a huge promotion livestream before launch day

[thorn python]

mmbbbbmmbblb

[short valley]

This sounds rightb

Thank you tachyon

Weee hahahah weeee

[rough sail]

Under the sea 🗣️
Under the sea 🗣️

[molten flax]

Methinks pass out time

[celest coyote]

Oh it was $10k, online, not insurance applicable, but I can just share the info they gave bc it was more of helping you learn methods to cope, no medication,

[open remnant]

I know what sound fishes with no eyes make

[weak saddle]

guys i was waiting to count so i could say 1.52E10 :(

[chilly mist]

I just did a propper big stinky poo poo like a big boy

[short valley]

What what

Oh

[kindred vigil]

hey

[molten flax]

And just like that i was roped back in

[celest coyote]

Me too

[wary zealot]

you

[open remnant]

"fsh"

[short valley]

Do you even play hi3rd

[weak saddle]

oh- thats alright, i've done a lot of research on it :>

[kindred vigil]

no

[keen zinc]

They're starting to do less of those cause most people preferred vidocs and they've gone back to that. Launch trailer at most probably aside from their other promos like runner cinematics

[rough sail]

no more counting, no more dopamine detoxes.. you've all failed me 4 times...

[short valley]

Burpp

[open remnant]

That's fair I guess

[celest coyote]

Ok lmk if u change your mind

[weak saddle]

dopamine detoxes 😭

[chilly mist]

6 7

[molten flax]

I will quarantine you

[rough sail]

They're good for the brain

[short valley]

So the ai pfp guy can talk about his smelly poop but I cant burp

[chilly mist]

Thats right

[molten flax]

I never condoned that

[teal condor]

[loud wyvern]

Anyone else noticing the weird movement of characters? They walk so oddly

[indigo summit]

Heh... Guess who's back...

[celest coyote]

Injustice

[weak saddle]

what if i need more dopamine? can someone detox and gimme theirs???

[short valley]

Yoy never called it out

[thorn python]

well yes, because we’re ignoring him

[open remnant]

We must all avoid social media the day before marathon launches to refuel our dopamine reserves 😌

[rough sail]

I should become a mod in this server so i can just ban people I don't like

[keen zinc]

shidded their pant

[molten flax]

Me

[rough sail]

Yeah sure have some of mine

[chilly mist]

😲🥹

[delicate berry]

please do lena

[weak saddle]

i think i'd explode

[molten flax]

On like a regular basis

[celest coyote]

I audibly did a laughter

[short valley]

This usbso funny

[open remnant]

But wouldn't that be like 90% of chat? 🤔

[weak saddle]

omg thankkk yewwwww

[loud wyvern]

Yea, especially Assassin shell

[chilly mist]

Every female mod ever then?

[glacial bane]

👋

[indigo summit]

You set Highguard up to fail you sick fuck

[rough sail]

Yes

[molten flax]

Ah

[rough sail]

Oh you're one of those people

[molten flax]

Theres the whistle

[indigo summit]

Not me though right

[celest coyote]

Let the culling begin

[weak saddle]

hii xenon

[short valley]

This is BAIT i SWEAR

hi xenon burp with me

[indigo summit]

Omg haiiiiii

[teal condor]

Bruh I'm so lost

[indigo summit]

burp

[delicate berry]

I would never do that
play my game.

[glacial bane]

I love women. I hope that's allowed to say in the big 26

[kindred vigil]

Hi Tim apple phone

[rough sail]

I like maybe 3 of the people in chat rn never saying who

[molten flax]

God fucking damniy

[weak saddle]

do you need a map?

[glacial bane]

hey neeyth

[short valley]

Me me me is it me

[molten flax]

I know its me

[rough sail]

Yes scary jester you're one of them

🙏

[indigo summit]

Holy fuck my goat

[celest coyote]

Holy shit its jester

[indigo summit]

God I love scary jester so much

[weak saddle]

guys i'm scared wtf

[thorn python]

do you ever feel shame when you say stuff like this?
one must imagine that you do. maybe next time, you let the shame win, and keep quiet

[teal condor]

-# test

[short valley]

Scary jester is a good gimmick character

[kindred vigil]

I love scary jester

[indigo summit]

🔥 🖋️

[short valley]

Hes so fun

[kindred vigil]

You are NOT Gabriel ultrakill

[rough sail]

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

[molten flax]

Hes the only likable character

[teal condor]

-# there's gotta be a way to make it even smaller right

[proud needle]

can i buy game in Russia or play from Russia?

[celest coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/jest-jester-court-jester-clown-fool-gif-2206768696017558523

[weak saddle]

OZYMANDIAS

[indigo summit]

I wish I had nitro so I could make a server specific name about burping 👍

[thorn python]

itd be rlly funny

[scenic meteor]

Lena ur schedule is cooked

[kindred vigil]

Says u scooby

[rough sail]

Poem has been ingrained in my head for months

[kindred vigil]

Don't even

[short valley]

Do it on all accounts dont be afraid

[indigo summit]

Marathon reference

[thorn python]

weird saying it about a poem but its really kinda an earworm isnt it

[celest coyote]

Borscht

[scenic meteor]

Wym I just woke up

[open remnant]

It won't be long now, we'll be in our shells soon 😊

[molten flax]

And whats urs like

[kindred vigil]

Hi scooby

[keen zinc]

wait the emote is called stealth those buggers

[rough sail]

Yeah I haven't slept yet and I have a date today ☠️

[indigo summit]

I'll be killed by my awesome girlfriend

[kindred vigil]

Bad

[weak saddle]

i've been traumatising my friend who studied it for school exams with it LMAO

[molten flax]

Lena

[indigo summit]

Lowk awesome way to go but maybe later

[molten flax]

It cannot be that baf

[glacial bane]

hey man
i'm just letting u know
i'm gonna block you
it's nothing personal really
but your messages really get on my
nerves
i'd rather just not see them.

[short valley]

Same but like who gaf

[rough sail]

I'm cooked

[teal condor]

-# test

[weak saddle]

lena what time is it for you?

[rough sail]

6AM

[short valley]

Good luck on ur date Lena

[indigo summit]

Agree

[thorn python]

lena tou gotta go to bed before its too late to 😭

[molten flax]

Oh shit its the 30th

[weak saddle]

oh damn, you've got a sleep schedule like mine

[short valley]

Updoot

[delicate berry]

Tim Cook put my game on your app store

[molten flax]

Iron lung in 18 hrs

[weak saddle]

my condolences

[indigo summit]

It is it's true

[rough sail]

yeah it's messed up

[short valley]

Wtf where are you

[celest coyote]

It is only 5AM for me, Lena u must be wrong

[thorn python]

im going to see it tonight

[indigo summit]

New Zealand

[thorn python]

im so excited

[molten flax]

Uranus

[weak saddle]

guys its 12pm for me ur all lying smh

[glacial bane]

ok gimme money first

[short valley]

Not cool.

[indigo summit]

Hehe like butt

That's good

[molten flax]

I MEANT THE PLANET

[thorn python]

its 7am what’re you talking about

[teal condor]

-# is testing

[weak saddle]

nu uh

[short valley]

Its 8pm

[indigo summit]

Less funny

[delicate berry]

I'll 1v1 you in Highguard.

[molten flax]

Sorry maroone

[short valley]

Wahgt

[weak saddle]

Wahgt

[indigo summit]

burp?