#🗣marathon-general-chat
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usual wednesday, no?
😨😨😨😨
Maybe it's me
Performative intellectualism
OH ALSO ALL BMW CARS ARE TO BE EXPLODED IN MARNIE'S ENGLAND
Where’s the detective
Maybe I'm the problem
must be
NOOOO
nah, there are no problems here
what in the word
ALL BMW DRIVERS ARE TO BE EXECUTED FOR THEIR SHITTY DRIVING IVE BEEN HIT BY CARS 23 TIMES AND 19 OF THEM WERE BMWS
nah miata is gay men ownership
AND TWO WERE MY MOTHER
I've been ratting Raiders on Matriach missions all day
I took their gold goop
Peak meme
I'm practicing for the Marathon.
first decent take
AS A GERMAN I APPROVE !
Gabagool
Do all Germans drive white BMW null
also when im prime minister im using the worlds money to buy every single alpine a310
Sent you a pic validating no cap
Anyways what’s everybody gonna main on marathon, imma be on vandal or recon all day everyday
ima go in raw (pause)
We have pretty much everything on the roads
i need them for my misato cosplays but i cant drive so i want spares for when i crash
NEIN NEIN NEIN
Who drives bmw as a daily only bmw that is good is the e36 as a drift car or b58 bmw engine cars aren’t bad fr
bmw driver = tesla driver
JA NATÜRLICH
Marathon is the Rat Race
No
thief or vandal for sure
exactly
I’m not a bmw fan but they are the best German cars imo

Sure
is lesbianism scary mr scary jester
Hell nawww all german cars are going to poop central rn
NIEMALS
im up for some lesbianism
Is there a clips channel?
you mean audi
Ion think I’ve read the word lesbianism as much as I have today
Did anyone buy collectors edition yet?
I wish bruh
German cars aren’t great but it’s either German or Japanese so yes
I have it right here
Thats sadly the truth yes
Mercedes is overrated asf
yeah im eating thief's head rn
Audi better
Fuck I want that statue so bad
w take lowkey
Nooooooo
True !
my first car was a volks jetta with a hole under my feet 💀 it survived canadian winters
Definitely a rook main (aka titan main)
But bmw overall better
If you’re really really excited for Marathon, so hyped you can’t contain it, i recommend taking a run. You can try running… a Marathon?
Imo the statue looks so bad 😭 they did Thief so dirty
true
i spread lesbianism wherever i go. just like how your mom spreads her legs
meh
BONK HAMMER!!!!!!!
Grass is green
Oh fuck no do not bring my mom into this 😭
theyre both peak engineering pretty much
Nice joke
dont
Hallo!
BONK BONK BONK BONK I AM THE HAMMER AND YOU ARE ALL NAILS
⁉️
Howdy
Yea German had a slight downgrade tho
CRAYONS
its not healthy
IDC what anyone says I LOVE HIGHGUARD
bars
Only American car I would ever consider buying is a corvette
They're getting joked on over here because of their reliability

i really should take my antipsychotics
If I see you on Tau Ceti I’m sliming you on sight
How we feelin about the new Forza with all this car talk
Highguard is really bad
forza is ass icl
🫃
Kill him
I mean everywhere in the world but that’s just all cars that aren’t Japanese so I’ll cut them some slack
Nah you just don’t know how to play
What
i know..... switch to coffee tho, its peak
Asseto corza?
absolutely hyped
🥀
beam.ng is the only one where i can mod in an alpine a310
Asseto is also a modding community type game
in that context it meant "unfortunate"
Oh
I dont usually play them but it looks so good

Neuro Gum < Sugar Free RedBull < Coffee
all I care about is the possible gundam collab
Trackmania
she mara on my thon till i break the epic games terms of service
Water+ sleep still trumps them all
though it does look like it will be a disappointing anonymous mech
Son
kinda same, i snatched FH4 before it got taken off steam but still havent played it yet
wtf word slop
Exactly
chat do i take my antipsychotics
Honda and Toyota the goats
/secretbetaaccess
Fuck u too
/secretbetaaccess
caffeine gum carried me through some shit fr
I am a sleep maxxer
(access granted 🤖)
Dont cry emoji me
what is Neuro Gum??
100mg of caffeine per gum is crazy and no crash no sugar
🎣
Just adding maxx to anything
I'll do it again too
No it’s Felini
its so meta but i just cant do it
Ask @rilver
just take cocaine at that point youll be less anxious and more awake
🖕
🖕
The cat is Felini
Can’t beat the og
bing
Felini

🫲🏾 🫱🏾
/playtest
downvote
downvote
downvote
sixty seven
This ain’t Reddit bub
mods ban that guy
idk how many mg the brand had that i used to get but that sht was getting me awake for sure
Mods love me
It's also the act of chewing that helps you focus and the L-Theanene

🫵
John marathon
Just sleep and drink water
Neuro Sleep exist btw and it's dope too
🫵
@chrome thunder come back we need you to advertise people are forgetting to buy marathon
yeah, exactly
Just saying shit now😭
Marathon releases March 5th. Pre-order now:
Thanks
Nope and it's really good
where did evil marathon go to as well
@surreal pagoda
Neuro sleep is for those that have trouble relaxing more than trouble sleeping
@shell socket come advertise evil marathon
@ember lichen
imma astral project into your bedroom
JOHN PORK IS CALLING 📞
Bro is tagging everyone
do you know what else releases march 5th
marathon
I will decline
Pre order now my game
I'm going to advertise Final Fantasy Tactics instead.
If you want peak gameplay that hasn't aged a day and a complex mature political plot, go play it.
Also so many builds
Now we can bypass @bleak halo automod
@runic tapir 
Already did John Marathon, please let my family go
You truly are evil
L
No
can i get a 30 pence discount for my second collector's edition
Back by unpopular demand.
ME
uh
@buoyant sonnet
nuh
Marathon, despite it's awesome aesthetic. Is live service garbage. I'll play it, but I won't shill for it.
The original trilogy however, definitely play them.
I got punished for three days.
dont worry they cant hate you more than me
@gritty prairie
ive been promoting the goat known as YURI
@copper otter
Ok, girlkisser
What does shill mean
Horrible
❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Hola
@tepid rapids
id be kissing my girlfriend if she was here rn
this post is approved by true american patriots ✅ ✅ (WHERE IS THE OIL)
@torpid dew
Midguard is live service garbage. Don't play it until they at least up the player count. Then play it once and uninstall.
Holy cow
has potential but generic asf rn
It's tanking pretty bad
unremarkable
we should carpet bomb madagascar to make space for a massive pc repair shop
Someone check the reviews
All new multiplayer is live service but I could care less I can easily just not buy if I don’t want too
It's free.
free will? in this economy???
Fuck u leave Madagascar out ur mouth
You don't have to buy anything.
impossible
but she's so yummy
What if I want my dubai chocolate styled labubu
I meant skins and so and so
How am I gonna get it
who here likes cannibalism as a metaphor for love
No
I think you read too much watatabe
bomboooooclaaaaaaaaaaat
@wind token
HOW MANY ARE THERE
@undone vale
What I want to do is steal your skin. I don't have to pay for it.
blud is tagging everyone
Like, in a romantic kind of way?
Great, now he's tagging @ everyone
average rust/dayz/ark player be like:
@abstract matrix
Let’s be mindful of who we are pinging yall. Thanks for your understanding!
ughhha
LoL no. I'm stealing your skin and organs. The Martian Black Market needs them.
Ok sorry
Forgive me
I won’t let it happen again
Mine specifically... how cool
potential travis scott or kid cudi album name????
When you buy something, the company makes a profit. When I steal something, I make the profit.
Hype hype hype
damn you really are evil
bro folded under NO pressure
The civilian spaceships in Martian orbit are free. You can take one home with you.
In 2026
I don’t want to get banned again
The passengers of the civilian spaceships have organs you can sell. You should do it.
Again?
It's already gone from 19,296 players to 11,450 just today.
"again" 😭 😭 the lore is deep with this one
Yea I was banned for a month
Gotta pump those numbers up
No u can tho
LoL no.
pumping my run 'til i loot
Wait sorry I didn’t understand the context of convo
looting my pump 'til i run
He's saying he's gonna sell your organs
lemme cook (do not)
That’s pretty @ember lichen
Mods chill
Chill
Chill
This one
i love to spread misinformation mfs be like: 
Oh that's so me
same twin
STOP
guys marathon is gonna release on switch 2 confirmed
NO
I'm afraid we're not on reddit
Ban me firts
Ban yourself coward.
Wait fr?
Aura lemme kiss u
*Lowtiergod gif*
MY PC MAY HAVE A CHANCE! lol
yes source = trust me bro, im a tier 1 leaker 
Watching the edits on that was hilarious and idfk why
HARAM
will this game have crossplay so i can play with my homies who aint got a pc
LMAO

Habibi don’t worry
No.
Sigh
Depends on if this game will have homies
Yea
i lied 🫃
🚨 2026 SHOWER PROTEST 🚨 it's come to my attention that marathon will be releasing march 5th. as many have expressed this release date is just too far for many of us to handle. 🚿 effective immediately in protest of this far away release date i will be forbidding any marathon community members from taking a shower. 🚿 ⚠️ any non-compliant chuds that do not adhere to this protocol will be ransomed off to the UESC. ⚠️ please acknowledge the message stated immediately. 📝
Shut up rust bucket
Thank goodness I just got out of the shower
I feel disgusting if I don’t shower everyday
Me and rilver are too alike
blud showers every 2 hours
He might be a black guy atp
LMAO
Mother's basement dweller type
u r cooked then
I haven’t showered since 2025 this should be easy
You're just a bot account I created to support my ego bro you just forgot
Ah yea thanks for reminding me
I shower morning and night, but often love using my jacuzzi bath.
2025 bc
It's okay I'll wipe your memory hourly like usual don't worry
I WILL CLEAN YOUR SKIN.
IT MUST BE P E R F E C T
That’s good, unlike you, evil
Clean meta squad
Jacuzzis can cause male pregnancy
showering 2 times a day is insane, like mf u r not supposed to treat it like ur teeth 🫃
I second that tbh
Was about to make a bannable joke
To many chemicals! Gahh!
My skin would be dry as hell if I even tried to shower twice a day
I require hydrotherapy to not go insane.
Nah don’t do it, you’ll be banned for two months instead of one
Brushing twice a day isn't needed also tbh
Ah
once a day is highkey already too much btw
Gotcha
Highkey? Like highguard?
what is 9 + 10?
It’s bc of where I work though, I work in the food industry and if I don’t shower I have the leftover stenches
It’s nasty
21
it is if your teeth arent top notch and you consume a lot of food/sugar
Energy drink in the big ol 26
My leaks are on youtube.com@gta6leaks can you ban me
💀 mf
It's illegal to not have Redbull fav flavors
hmm i see
Swear down
I mean if you have a condition maybe
w elite ball knowledge
wild berry????????
Ts common sense not even knowledge
GOLD GOLD GOLD
Oh yum, those are good ones
Whenever someone is bored and have nothing to do, they should brush again!
W tech
coffee is meta since 2020
tropical is diabotical 💀 unironically
Sleep and water been meta for longer and are still meta
not only but yea that too
Thing:
Thing in Japan:💦🤤
👁️👄👁️
w, its fine to wash everyday as long as you dont use shampoo everyday.
The Japanese/Korean glaze has been bonkers ngl
Coffee is not meta yall trippin
I’m saying
It’s constantly on my fyp
Celsius is meta no cap
nuh uh
Nvm
hmm
Yeah that’s facts
i tried that sht 2 times in my life and both times i almost spat it out
It’s only like 10 kcal 😭how is that not the meta
Depends on skin type and product
WEEB 🥀
The majority of Starbucks drinks is 99% sugar, 1% coffee
Unless you get a cold brew or smth
Sleep and water is meta
Nah Neuro is meta, no calories, no sugar and no crash. 100mg of caffeine
this shit is bait
Holy shit
yall drink coffee?
starbucks is so ass, its insane
i guess so, ye
It’s very overrated imo
I won’t drink coffee cuz my stalker used to drink and it made her breath rank
thats whats the grown ups drink to stay awake 🗣️
and overpriced
At least you can detect her from a mile away 💀
cooked
When it comes to good coffee, I care way more about the espresso shots and the quality of them more than anything
holy questionable lore
Look im entering Unc Territory i just drink the glorious liquid known as irn bru
It’s too easy to burn the shots or make them sour, if you ruin the shot you ruin the whole drink
you did not miss anything, genuinely
Uni was a whole different life lol
irn?
brother already good at marathon Due to running so much already
Yes Irn
classic gif
Anybody like americanos or cold brews
Meta is water vyvanse no food and 8pm Celsius
I hate tourists. So do the Japanese and Koreans. I can respect that.
huh, scottish stuff
I think thats pretty unanimous with locals of a tourism heavy area
fuckin tourists
go to evil japan
Chai tea
Chai tea = tea tea
but we all are tourists of each others life if you think about it
There is no Evil Japan. Japan is already evil.
Sir…
Learned that from Spider-Man
i like you.
Spooderman
I’m a ma’am
This is why I'm going to steal your skin.
I think every country hates a certain type of tourist.
Loud, Careless and just no respect of the culture and etc.
Because you spout nonsense.
Ma’am you’re ragebaiting me you knew that was the joke 😭
this is very cool
Chai tea is a differentiation from tea you might normally drink
Chai is tea.
not anymore, its uwu grrrr hmmphh ^^ ~ anime kawaii land now
10 years ago it was americans
"HELLO SIR CAN I HAVE THE TEA TEA LATTE PLEASE"
If someone gives me tea I wouldn't expect chai tea
Sorry 😔
not anymore
Evil Japan = chai tea= tea tea= equals Japan is already evil 🥀💔
ATM machine
Ah shit
Chai is the hindi word for tea.

time to build a man cave n start fishing with the buddys or something
Correct and tea is the English word for tea
I'm eating fried chicken.
"Indian Tea" would be a better term.
Japan is the reason one piece pacing exists and for that it must be considered a net evil unleashed upon society
They're different teas though
beware of carjacking
Same with Romanian
Just chai works
Save the skin for me please.
That's what they say
chai is chai for chai
It's also responsible for [DATA EXPUNGED] and that isn't something that should be permitted.
Durandal lives!
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say skin 'em all!
I'm eating a slim jim in a scissor lift
Who is durandal that lowkey sounds like somebody uncle
I LIVE !!!!! im unmuted finally
I think the VA for Durandal is Ben Starr.
Regular, I'm out of pickle flavor
pawwpawpaw
Low key, learn your Marathon history.
Which, I like Ben Starr. FF16 was great.
Let the bait simmer no need to boil yet
Heh
chat am i mutted
FF16 is a killer Devil May Cry game.
Nah
I am just glad they are continuing the story
Ayo I'm fall protection certified too
I remember I got an physical copy of ff16 on eBay just to circumvent their pause on new purchases and played it for 2 hours and uninstalled :/ 💔🥀

Damn you fall that much they had to certify you
Or was it 14
Lol that's the name of the harness license
I know
THEY
BIG CORPO
anyone got sum nukes laying around
arasaka-ing my johnny 'til i silverhand
did i kill chat?
damn
I really wish caffiene would be replaced with naps
chat has bad cardio
Nap time
I have like every license, forklift, EPJ, Reach Truck, Scissor, Boom I can do this all day
Car unstuck, only 2.5 hours left of working from home. Oh yeah, I get to go home and cook and smoke tn LETS GOOOO
I wish
okay i got excited when you said forklift certified no need to brag
I might even have a little cocktail and not tell my girlfriend 🥰
Some contractor thought he knew more than me and I was like
Buddy I have your certs out a cereal box
Get back to work
snoop dog approves
That doesnt seem a very professional way to obtain your licenses
You can get certs out of a cereal box?
DOOR STUCK
Chat i’m sad and tired
Then nap time
you can get anything nowadays out of a cereal box
Hell yeah and I'll do it again too
gotta get the big sleep in before Marathon
Huh, too bad I don't eat cereal.
It's a very simple course as long as the trainer is really good
do something you emjoy and rest
in the big '26??????????🫃
Durandural - Runner Im losing my mind here
runner- NOT NOW. Its nap time turns into a silkworm

I try not to eat a lot of sugary or processed foods.
She lies, she had Mountain Dew for lunch
The issue is I’m not enjoying anything lol
this is how the game ends actually
HOLY W
nvm
Sprite superiority unfortunately
😭
I mean, I'm not big into Sprite.
me when i lie
Unless you're making a cherry limeaid
No i’m deadass
Sprite zero Tea flavour, my beloved
7up?
your runner turns itself into a Cocoon ready to become the beautiful Butterfly
I’m not enjoying anything I’m doing
Girl, that's called depression.
how is this possible
Im also a big fan of the Chinese Sprite zero Lemon + Fiber boost
Someone should make chai ceti tea
then rest a bit i guess
not necessarily
Mountain Dew is the only lemon lime one I like.
hobby burnout is real
+100 social points 👍
I agree with you on this. Saying Naan bread is silly, but chai tea distinguishes it from what we traditionally call tea in the United States.
hmmm
Alternatively, masala chai
True, but more often than not... at least that's when I first start noticing I'm in a depressed state.
brainrotted take unfortunately
Its time for a Brand new expensive hobby to get into
Baja zero, add a little squeeze of fresh cut lime, maybe a little homemade strawberry puree on top. MM DIVINE.
have you tried Warhammer 40000
Oh shit really?
You’re like the third or fourth person to say that
Ttrpgs were one of the fist things i lost

I haven’t hosted a session I enjoyed since last sunmer
I’m even playing a 5e campaign now
5e, the system I despise the most
Have you considered an even more expensive hobby
model trains
After Stars of the City
RC planes?
I’m dming it actually
Hear me out, beyblades
DM burnout is real
Or fighting game merchandise
transformers
join us…
did it for 10 years
The DM burnout hit around Halloween
Oh that one has the benfiit of all that hard work crashing to the ground in a fireball
Hell yeah
I do not care for transformers ngl
gotta find something new,, refreshing
Like I said, that is how my depression episodes start. Just lack of desire to do anything I enjoy. TTRPGs, Games, TV shows, Reading. I don't want to do anything.
I know this is going to sound weird but have you tried. going outside
Fr being without a mental illness isn't normal now
can relate to that fr
me too tbh
Its now cool to like things that would get you bullied 20 years ago in school this is unfair
you know whats great for my mental health.
HAHA MOTORCYCLE GO VROOOOOOOOMMMMMM
People think anime is mainstream now lol
You still get bullied for liking anime
We’re still a couple decades out from that
it is at mainstream as it gets imo
i mean lwk it is isnt it
motorcycle go Vrrooooommmm
All thede damn kids care about is tiktok, clash, and whatever the current game of the month is
this post demon slayer era has been the most mainstream anime has been
nah m8 if you didnt like football your a werido
Depends on the animes tho, there’s definitely some that’ll get u bullied (rightfully so)
you get bullied for pretty much everything tho, its stupidd
I just hope my favourite anime doesn't become the next 2020 mha fandom 
Also depends on race for that one imo
yeaa
and by football i mean that one where you kick the ball thats round none of this hand egg nonsense
ragebait decks in clash are the peak of humanity's creations
Exactly, nascar should be bullied for dragon ball
Wec
Also unfortunately they spawned a lot of people who would practice kamehameha in the gym locker room mirror, and people who would skrtskrt their way around the halls
Those were the times where every main character had spiky neon hair
Bruh I remember this now it's like the thing
bonkerssss is back
I have a WILD idea ......... instead of waiting impatiently here for Marathon ... go load up and play the classic Marathons ! .... 😄
producer tag potential fr
i do not wish to play that rn
I did:;((((((((((
This is exactly what I was talking about how old anime is so dated, some is timeless tho
imma mention u in my first disstrack fr
A lot of Gundam is timeless but then the plot is garbage sometimes
100%
Me with my cowboy bebop DVD set im never getting rid of
I honestly cant play those games cause visually they look so ugly and just a mish mash of art styles that dont fit together
fair
Cowboy Bebop is clean so is Trigun
Some Miyazaki or tezuka style stuff was way better honestly than most of the stuff today
i rlly gotta watch trigub
marathon classic is doa roblox minecraft stolen art confirmed?
it looks hella good
I got the vinyl soundtrack, got no record player
so many games stole from og marathons, yet no one mentions that 😉
good to knoww
i almost bought the Halo3 Vinyl with no record player
...not always
mood
Do u guys remember when they made a live action cowboy bebop and it was poop from a butt
Kill la Kill was peak anime Thanks for saving anime again Trigger
and og marathon stole from doom n wolfenstein gameplay wise
and then you also got the most visually cluttered and overdetailed fight scene youve ever seen
that scene of the "young girl" with spike 💀
oh my god bruh
What’s flcl
Yes giant jaw and chin
Which one, it’s been a while
I almost got another 24h lol
🌩️
💀
when he's on the ground and the girl is trying to recreate anime quirkiness
Mods, rotate his ankle 3 more times
I made the mistake of houng to c*thxlic private sll boys school lol
unfortunate
Probably just the shitty producers and writers themselves
could be actually so good but they are not cooking simply put
oh my god same
theyre the fucking worst 😭
Little did they know i’m not even a boy teehee
My bigback ass liked the lunch
holy.
💀
the only good live action anime is one piece ✅ I watched 1100 episodes of the anime in 3 months because of it
I cane from public school, where it should be illegal to even CALL the “lunch” “”food””
prob the only thing that didnt suck where i went
impostor
The lunch is mid
Bebop live action is a shame too bc John Cho and mustafa were good casts imo
Faye was fine
live action legend of zelda movie has me shivering fr
n e v e r s a y t h a t a g a i n
Dookie from a butt
wha
Also the new show was disappointing even though it’s miles better than the movie
crazy name btw, i just realized 💔 😭
Fnaf 2 sucked
Appreciated
Vanessa’s actress is very pretty but she couldn’t save fnaf2
i have GOT to see this movie
Hopefully 3 is better
ive heard terrible things
I NEED afton to say “I am springtrap”
thatd fix the whole series i think
lool
Does the colector's edition give the game also?
Like you have no idea how bad i need live action spring trap to be a fucking theatre kid
The fnaf movie isn’t real
I think you can order it with or without
I need him to be big and exaggerated and bonkers
wait no i get this
Ok ok thx
Who would order a collector’s edition of a game, and not want the game?
fnaf3 springtrap in live action has the capacity for so much aura and really good horror
DBD springtrap is the best interpretation of springtrap
Their goals are beyond our understanding
just by nature of the design
It’s how scott actually wanted springtrap to be
OG trilogy fans that want nothing to do with the battle royale
Maybe
It’s not a battle royale?
-# i dont really like that one…
Wrong word
but the CE has nothing related to the og lol
From an acting/characterization standpoint
It’s a shame they never made a halo tv show
The lore
Or movie
Not only does PJ Hayworth KILL it, Scott himself directed it i’m pretty sure
ohhh okayokay
I dont think anyone's spending like 200 for something they can look up online, the point is the statue
So DBD springtrap is how scott wants him to be iirc
it is another entry to the series so everything is related
You’d be surprised
Jar
DO NOT
um
I found a 5.5 gal one
Bungie does have the option to only get the physical CE merch and not the game
They do this for years
☹️
What is it with people and jars
I have no idea it’s disgusting
first get a jar
DO NOT ASK
What are people doing with Jars
It's a meme from SpongeBob
There was this one man
My friends keep saying i would have a jar but i dont get it
That's where it started
i have a jar of pickled toes
What's it for then?
overnight oats with cocoa and bananas and all sorts of good stuff for breakfast obviously
how would you even get it into the jar 😭
Oh no
lowkeniuenly thinkin of pre ordering maramathon do u guys think its worf it
And those pre made cookie mixes
Highguardkirkenuinely yes
This is actually really good btw, Greek yogurt and honey too
i preordered last week i am not an unbiased answer
join us
You can try the open test that's releasing in some weeks
mods, banish this chat into hell
What does flowkirkenuinely mean
Gaius, ban everyone's Bungie accounts
I think you can still get the preorder bonuses before the 15th?
Or something like that
okay so lowkirkenuinely, when you get into like your flowstate right
is there gonna be like battle pass item store nicki minaj ninja turtles type collabs and slop stuff
imma dip
Rhymin lowkirk call that flowkirkenuinely
Hopefully fucking not
spread love y'all
But there will be a battlepass I'm pretty sure
byebyeee
yknow when you full loot Overflow then run to Field Research and just reach flowkirkenuine state?
I can’t think of anything to rhyme with lowkirkenuinely
do not make it weird 💔
byeeeee
god I hope so on day 1 we copping
Someone in this chat said they’re gonna put that “pretty little statue into a jar” and I vomited
oh naur
ty, you too
Close your eyes, imagine a big farm and all your friends are there you can run around forever
son 😭😭😭😭😭
You're gonna go to a better place ok
🥀
No Lennie, I ain’t mad. I never been mad. That’s a thing I want ya to know.
marathon reference
LMAO gotta find buddies first…
Aquariums are lowkey the same way 🤔
Inv
We’re gonna get a little place. We’ll have a cow
A cow in an aquarium is a sight I need to see
An’ we’ll have a pig an’ chickens
Hello
He’s already going southern
Guys i should buy the standard edition
Hello
Or deluxe
Standard if you are not sure on the game
an’ down the flat we’ll have a… little piece alfalfa
Are you planning your life with scoob
Let’s get that place now
For the rabbits
depends how much you want the runner skins and the battle pass that comes included
i got the deluxe, it rlly depends on if you want skins or not
Sure, right now.
Yea i do like to collect…
I gotta, we gotta
amd the battle pss yea
Bro is the collector
Id get the standard for now, the skins are pretty average and so far we dont really know what's gonna be included in the battlepass
Real
Fortnite battlepass
Have u read of mice and men
Also, uh idk if we can promote here but I have a Thousand hugs emblem on my tiltify for $50 less than most campaigns if anyone is interested
How was your redbull
oh yea you can probably upgrade to deluxe too if you buy standard, without spending full price separately on deluxe
What i was thinking of doing
I just shit out my ass
Ayeeee very nice 🙂↕️
booted up my pc
If you’d like context look up the famous scene. Spoilers btw
Cause I need need
Alr lemme search
hiii slip
You'll probably have an entire year after launch to decide if you want the skins so np
Booted up my pc
finally got unmuted lol
guess whos finally unmuted
You shoulda kept it the way it was before
hiii
yeah 😭
Cause i need me
ive been un-gagged
dont say those words again lol
😭
To get that Fortnite battle pass
couldnt be me
now i know
wym ?
yeah… 😔
highguard patch
Cause the games not out yet so only like the average people are here who've talked for the past 6 months
bro i just made
a crazy marathon theme for my phone
marathon wallpapers are so cool
they’re so awesome
No way I lost the fortnite battlepass chant...
Are you from Marathon
i am marathon
Aura
hell yah
John Marathon
I’ve been writing a series of books in a cyberpunk setting and lowkirkenuinely I think the corps of the world are all gonna have CEOs/founders named John [insert company]
The temptation to meme is just too great
Hey guys do you know If I'll be able to upgrade the game to deluxe on steam after release or do I have to buy it now? I'm asking because I was able to do it in games like Dune or Arc
Chef John NuCaloric
why
Wait that’s a measurement of distance
bros a villain
There are no friends here
you need to see the arc raiders reddits its incredible
Stay in Arc Raiders! Kill me or be killed
Someone needs a hug.
dont shoot
Oh my goodness, I cannot wait until someone tries to crouch crouch with their knfe
does nucaloric sell feastables and prime energy
Im gonna kill you so fast your head will literally spin
yea
yes and the cheese is drippy
no no some friendly is okay as a treat
im the nucal founder (john nucal) we make prime and feastables
Yes. Called Lunch #946 and Energy Refreshment #322
No no. I am going to shoot you
Slop raiders moment
I mean it's normal to try to be friendly but people shouldnt treat this game like Arc
when u look at marathon rn
It's not normal to be friendly in a hostile environment
John Harvard is the founder of Harvard
theres very less people that need actual food lol
ok mr edgy
All Rooks are gone on sight
do runners need to eat ?
i like to think the arachne faction was born from eating nucaloric food ⚰️
i dont think so
probably not
Seems pretentious...
Do Tarkov players play Tarkov expecting to be friendly
probablu nottt
Unfortunately if I react to you being in my los AND hit my shots its on you

Don’t shoot!
I have life I don't touch this game
all the corpos are handles by ai's. wesc drones dont need food
Not only am i slow, my aim also sucks straight balls
They probably don't even have the time to open their mic
I've seen a streamer play it and the ttk is incredibly low
well yea nobodys going jnto a hostile area looking for friends, but also quick alliances are just as likely as a fight
There is literally no exception to me being someone's ally in this game,
That’s bc they haven’t tried our burger yet
even to fight an NPC, im going to try and kill you mid fight
Nucal Green is People
they will become obese in 2 days
Thank you Bruce Willis
boring mindset i hate to say 🙂↔️
Arachne exists for a reason
They build em
What if I start blasting bass boosted opera songs to distract you
What then
im gonna shoot you
Bob the builder
Damn, you planned this perfectly
Can I get my kid with Bluetooth pls
i imagine mararthon solo might be kinda friendly
like in arc
duos and trios in arc is wartime tho, no one is friendly
no absolutely not
CAN WE FIX IT ?
I must train to be good to eradicate the idea that this is a friendly environment
Bluetooth and speakers will be included
I mean, someone is bound to find a temporary ally once every couple of games
Please shout friendly and let me know where you are so I can decide if im going to shoot you, run from you, or wait for a moment to shoot you and another runner you attract
you might get lucky at the extraction point, but dont bet on it
exactly thats what im saying
How dare you make friends chat
ill shout friendly dont worry
😈
People in this chat get really angry at the prospect of people being friendly
fr 😭
Thats the spirit
In game too
That's good, allying with randos should be a nice exception
Like if u never ally with them, you’ll never get tragic betrayals
tummy hurt think im mpreg
I do not want to farm simulator my way into lobbies
And those make for good clips
People in the chat dont want to team up with randoms cause they dont want it to be like chungus raiders
any word on the final beta?
just you wait..
Nice try
for the vibes
you guys are gonna churn
aww
I already played it and i didnt churn
I can't wait
fine all ask in the nda channel
cant wait to do only mida contracts so i can keep lobbing grenades at a downed squad until one of them hits
cant wait be Japanese with the censor item
Yall are going to make this too easy
Don't shoot 🤖
well I don't know if I can upgrade versions so I just refunded the game and I'm waiting for money back just to buy it again as deluxe xD 
Love you all. Keep being amazing people.
No u
You will be pledged to the sacred thermodynamics of violence
You will be skinned on sight
SKIN FOR THE SKIN GOD