🗣marathon-general-chat

[kindred vigil]

What does this even mean bro

[wet harbor]

Pickle rocky

[sturdy lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-jockey-a-minecraft-movie-minecraft-baby-zombie-chicken-gif-11064815643349027904

[wet harbor]

Google docky

[hollow root]

NuCaloric Talking Pickle

[wary zealot]

https://soundcloud.com/astarothdub/faust?

[wet harbor]

NuCaloric is slop.

Nutritionslop.

[hollow root]

I mean liquid burger

Healthslop

[teal condor]

NVM I got bored already

[stoic pivot]

bro scrolling through twitter and seeing random marathon hate videos by 300 sub channels is so strange

[wet harbor]

I like sour cream.

[rose moss]

this sounds...... illegal.... if you could send more evidence i would appreciate it

[stoic pivot]

I saw some guy dedicate a 10 minute video to speculating that the system requirements on steam were written by an AI 😭

[hollow root]

twitter is just a weird place ig

[stoic pivot]

ok I meant youtube actually

but twitter also applies

[rose moss]

did you see any clues there perhaps

[stoic pivot]

but generally I've associated "hate" and "twitter" in my brain so much it just kinda came out

[stoic pivot]

no

[rose moss]

drat

[stoic pivot]

what

why drat

[hollow root]

hello my name is rock solid

[stoic pivot]

no your name is boog sloogus

[rose moss]

was hoping for clues... i have this hunch about a certain someone

[stoic pivot]

clues about what???????????

[kindred vigil]

Don't listen to that guy

[rose moss]

crimes.....

[hollow root]

also has anyone created a marathon version of the half life 3 hopium wojak

[stoic pivot]

A crime happened at 39.6263° N, 46.5135° E

[wary zealot]

https://soundcloud.com/astarothdub/bloodrot?

[rose moss]

blood rot.... this is a good lead....

[stoic pivot]

did you even look at the coordinates

you're the worst detective I've ever seen

[wary zealot]

BE NICE

[hollow root]

Very *Suspicious™ #noticing

[rose moss]

out of my jurisdiction, sorry citizen

[kindred vigil]

he's a detective not a FBI worker

ugh

[stoic pivot]

tf you mean it's out of your jurisdiction, maps are publicly accessible

[teal condor]

Yeah but that doesn't mean they have a bearing there

[rose moss]

were you perhaps.... dropped on your head as a child.... sounds like a crime to me...

[stoic pivot]

or do you work for someone who expressly forbids you from looking at maps and you have to hand that over to another department

[teal condor]

It's like a cop outside of their county

[stoic pivot]

you're a crime

just you existing

[rose moss]

im a lowly detective fighting crime in my jurisdiction... i cannot go and help international affairs

[stoic pivot]

ok where is your jurisdiction

[novel star]

Gotham

[rose moss]

i musnt say, you know too much already

[stoic pivot]

we should nuke that place

[rose moss]

but know its not the middle east

[stoic pivot]

it sounds awful

[kindred vigil]

oh okay thanks

[stoic pivot]

ok so from the way you typed that I know it's the top east

[rose moss]

neeyth... what did you do today? anything... CRIMINAL

[stoic pivot]

an ICBM is heading for your location

[kindred vigil]

I slept and then I uhhh slept

[dreamy warren]

Barefoot in my car rn. Unironically warmer than when my socks and shoes were on.

[wary zealot]

https://soundcloud.com/astarothdub/astaroth-slaughter-free-dl?

[stoic pivot]

sounds like the socks were too tight and they were cutting off the blood flow somewhat

[rose moss]

you shouldnt do that.... the city never sleeps so why should you... you should get more stuff done..... like solve crimes and maybe.... go to the gym to get stronger to fight more crime...

[stoic pivot]

that's real detective work

[stoic pivot]

there's no such thing as a gym

that's an ancient greek myth

[kindred vigil]

my job interview is tmrw of I don't have to reschedule....

I gotta work detective

[hollow root]

Can I see your Feet? Need to admire the Sekiguchi Genetics™ handywork on their new biodegradable runner shells #sponsored

[rose moss]

are you interviewing for... lead criminal perchance...?

[novel star]

Hey same

[stoic pivot]

no he's too fat

[rose moss]

be nice stupid fat boy.... before i have to put you in the slammer

[hollow root]

lead? there's too much in my pipes

[teal condor]

At this rate I think DND is about collecting dice more than actually playing it

[kindred vigil]

‼️
👀
Detective look!! I saw someone go that way 👉

[stoic pivot]

no such thing as a slammer that's an ancient greek myth

[rose moss]

🏃‍♂️‍➡️

[dreamy warren]

No. They've been soaking wet all day and my office e is the same temperature as it is outside.

[dreamy warren]

Batman can bench press 800lbs

[wet harbor]

I'm playing Minecraft.

[rose moss]

hes the best damn detective this worlds ever seen, makes me proud to share a profession with such a cool guy

[stoic pivot]

then why did you post like it was surprising NOT wearing your soaking wet socks made your feet warmer

[stoic pivot]

batman doesn't exist he's an ancient greek myth

[rose moss]

not true hes real weve met

[dreamy warren]

I was more of stating that my feet are warmer raw dogging the air rhen in my socks and shoes

[stoic pivot]

that means YOU'RE an ancient greek myth

I'm going to banish you to tartarus

[humble umbra]

hey

[rose moss]

im a modern myth

[wary zealot]

hi

[dreamy warren]

Silly fool. You think that the Greeks were real?

[rose moss]

oooohhh 🤤

[hollow root]

oh my god 😭

[dreamy warren]

Fuhhh fuel just came on. Time to pack a bowl and lay flat

[stoic pivot]

are birds spy drones?

[teal condor]

This is an RP server now chat

Anything but Marathon 🥀

[rose moss]

@humble umbra are you perhaps... LACED... i want NOTHING to do with you

[stoic pivot]

he's laced with chocolate you're missing out

[dreamy warren]

No. But squirls are. And most other rodents.

[wary zealot]

oh my

[stoic pivot]

capybaras?

[hollow root]

capybaras aren't real

[dreamy warren]

Brother I talked about marathon so much before and I never got into a playtest I literally have nothing left to talk about the game

[stoic pivot]

I'm going to find where you live

[dreamy warren]

They're a psyop

[hollow root]

can u order me pizza

[stoic pivot]

that's it

[hollow root]

im hungy

[stoic pivot]

too many people don't believe in capybaras

[kindred vigil]

[stoic pivot]

I'm calling god

we're getting another flood

[rose moss]

have you seen anything illegal about this so called... marathon?

[wary zealot]

die

[dreamy warren]

Im not answering

[dreamy warren]

No but I smelt something illegal

[wooden fjord]

Why is this the first thing I see when I get back

[stoic pivot]

there's a death cult (I'm a priest btw)

[hollow root]

can it rain soup instead this time?

[wooden fjord]

I'm going to bed

[rose moss]

i can tell youre not about that life, so frankly i dont care

[brittle spear]

Any thief mains?

[stoic pivot]

that's up to God, he just needs to make sure we go out this time

[umbral iris]

Who is MIDA and why did they send me a bomb

[stoic pivot]

damn you suck at your job

[hollow root]

pokemon go 2

[teal condor]

Any Rook mains?

[stoic pivot]

pokemon go 2 hell

[hollow root]

That's not a bomb, eat it

[rose moss]

can you specify what you smelt that was illegal 🗒️ ✍️

[wary zealot]

@wooden roost

[dreamy warren]

Pass these plates around

[dreamy warren]

Buhhh

[kindred vigil]

Who tryna play sparking zero

[stoic pivot]

your extremely offensive odor

take a shower

[rose moss]

is this maybe... your partner in crime?

[rose moss]

im sorry its the stench of all the crime im fighting

[wary zealot]

play dark souls 3 coop mod

with me

[stoic pivot]

so you smell like crime. Sounds like a criminal to me

you're going to jail buddy

[hollow root]

Showering ain't enough to get rid of the stench, we need to take off your skin

[stoic pivot]

I'm not sure he has any

[dreamy warren]

Why would you play with seltzer

[stoic pivot]

He's too ugly to be able to know for certain

[kindred vigil]

we still on the skin stuff

[stoic pivot]

we're a death cult neeyth we're always on the skin stuff

[hollow root]

Free skin

[rose moss]

death cult.... hmmm.... sounds like a buncha... larping nerds

[thorn sequoia]

hi chat

[wary zealot]

die

[stoic pivot]

I know you are but what am I

[wary zealot]

i hate you

[hollow root]

I love my chungus larp life

[rose moss]

have you seen any crime happening

[rose moss]

be kind to your fellow citizen, you never know if youll need their help

[wary zealot]

im sorry

[stoic pivot]

never apologize

[dreamy warren]

Im committing one right now under your very nose. What now detective? You weren't able to detect this one.

[umbral iris]

Hi cat

[rose moss]

I HATE MY FUCKING JOB I CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING FUCKING RIGHT

[umbral iris]

Foodstamps are waiting

[stoic pivot]

if you spent less time doing ellipsis you might be able to

[hollow root]

job...

[teal condor]

The song I'm listening to RN is a bop

[umbral iris]

What somg?

[kindred vigil]

mf said ellipses

[dreamy warren]

Im unironically listening to Seether rn

[stoic pivot]

yeah is there a problem neeyth

[dreamy warren]

And that's ok

[teal condor]

Imma gate keep y'all haters anyway

[kindred vigil]

what's next u gon say full stop

[dreamy warren]

Bro talking to a mirror rn

[stoic pivot]

what tf is a full stop

[kindred vigil]

u know elispes but not fullstop

[rose moss]

im gonna go fight crime elsewhere.... good bye kind citizens, youve been great.. besides this evil Akori feller. up to no good i tells ya

[stoic pivot]

yes

[wary zealot]

@kindred vigil

[hollow root]

they pull u over on the side of the road and check if you're big and round after eating

a full stop

[stoic pivot]

I literally admitted to being a priest in a death cult you don't need to tell them anything

[wary zealot]

me rn

[rose moss]

youre just a mean larper

[stoic pivot]

who's "they"

[dreamy warren]

Them.

[hollow root]

them

[wary zealot]

them

[hollow root]

yeah

[kindred vigil]

They/them

[hollow root]

they do that to you

[wary zealot]

YUCK

pronouns in my marathon discord server...

[rose moss]

whomst slashed who... sounds violent

[stoic pivot]

ah, I see

the emus

[fickle pilot]

How is this game solo?

[stoic pivot]

it's always the emus

[hollow root]

them us

[stoic pivot]

even when it isn't the emus

it's the emus

[kindred vigil]

Always the emulators I agree

[stoic pivot]

no like the bird

[wary zealot]

emus are evil birds

[hollow root]

like twitter?

[rose moss]

not a nerd but hears emus and says emulators..... im onto you

shuffles back into the shadows stealthily 🕵️

[hollow root]

I would eat an emu icl

[stoic pivot]

what is this in reference to exactly

[stoic pivot]

we can still see you

[thorn sequoia]

no han solo isnt in this one

sorry wrong franchise

[umbral iris]

He’s from destiny right?

[stoic pivot]

no he's from fortnite

[wary zealot]

yeah

[hollow root]

miku fortnite!

[wary zealot]

i have bothof them

all 3

sorry

[hollow root]

omg miku fortnite

[umbral iris]

Oh.. i thought fortnite and destiny were the same because the lightsabers n stuff xddd

[hollow root]

when teto and gumi fortnite

[thorn sequoia]

if han shot first that means that mf made us wipe, just kick him man

[wary zealot]

would rahter have gumi first

[thorn sequoia]

we can lfg a new 6th

[stoic pivot]

no we five man it

[thorn sequoia]

true

[hollow root]

megu megu fire fortnite concert

[stoic pivot]

anyways

marton tomororw

[umbral iris]

I hope

[dreamy warren]

Jon farton

....Jon Marston...

[wary zealot]

yum

[jaunty zephyr]

when is

beta

open beta

[stoic pivot]

some weekend in February

they haven't said the exact date yet

just that there will be one

[dreamy warren]

The 5th

[stoic pivot]

on a weekend

[dreamy warren]

They have

[stoic pivot]

before launch

[dreamy warren]

They told me

[wary zealot]

i know everythibg

[stoic pivot]

in a dream?

[wary zealot]

i jhust cant tell you

[dreamy warren]

I literally have video footage of a bunnies dev telling me the 5th

I can dm it

Cus we don't got perms

[stoic pivot]

the 5th of what

[dreamy warren]

And I ain't talking the hair fella.

[dreamy warren]

Margch

Game come out then

[stoic pivot]

that's not a month

[teal condor]

Bunnies dev 💀

[stoic pivot]

"margch"

liar

[dreamy warren]

Naw

[stoic pivot]

we can't trust you'

[dreamy warren]

I have image

[stoic pivot]

wrong

AI made

liar

[umbral iris]

Green

[stoic pivot]

how dare you

[hollow root]

gurgch

[stoic pivot]

blaoth

[umbral iris]

Dire gurgch

[stoic pivot]

perigurgch

[umbral iris]

Maragurgch

[dreamy warren]

@stoic pivot I just sent da proof

Along with documented evidence that I'm in the game

[teal condor]

Y'all gonna get banned for speaking another language

[dreamy warren]

Im canonically in marathon now

[stoic pivot]

that was just a picture of a cactus

[dreamy warren]

I've been perma banned twice

[stoic pivot]

you disgust me

[north echo]

Everyone asks when beta but not how is beta 🥀

[stoic pivot]

that already happened although I was spared because I'm just a cat

who skins people

but that makes me cuter

[dreamy warren]

I could fuck up some smoked salmon and tuna rn

[stoic pivot]

though it was just bno that got banned I think lol

[teal condor]

Cat Will Make Me God

[hollow root]

escape will make me meow

[umbral iris]

When marathon comes out can i give you loot in exchange for skins because im broke

[stoic pivot]

meow will make me cat

[north echo]

He just got bonked for violating someone’s mom in mandarin

[dreamy warren]

Gave me flash backs 👴

[snow stratus]

Have they said anything about mnk on console?

[thorn sequoia]

chat do you think nutella tricks that we weren't taught in school will be useful in cryo archive?

[stoic pivot]

I'm pretty sure that's literally not possible

but you can try

I'll give you an A for effort

[dreamy warren]

Where winds meet let's you trade skins

[north echo]

You can make it quest progression I guess and get some currency

[dreamy warren]

I think that's silly

[north echo]

Loot is kinda weird

[umbral iris]

I hope we get to loot old video games that would be funny

Destiny 2 collectors edition

[molten flax]

huh

[north echo]

Dw about it

[stoic pivot]

I wanna sleep

I'm gonna sleep

I'll see you all

in 30 days

specifically

[umbral iris]

🧸

[teal condor]

is Ohio

[thorn sequoia]

wait, i misread this a second and now i want a game where I'm ransacking other (probably for the sake of licensing) other games for loot/gear

[hollow root]

We gonna skin u the moment u close ur eyes

[thorn sequoia]

let me fucking steal some wall texture ty

[stoic pivot]

bro I'm a priest, you can't become a priest unless you skin yourself. It's a ritual.

[umbral iris]

In halo 4 you can find halo 4 collectors edition on the first mission

[stoic pivot]

I skin myself every night

it's like brushing your teeth

or flossing

[hollow root]

hmm

true

[stoic pivot]

I've actually evolved so that I don't even need to do it consciously I just shed it like a snake every day

[hollow root]

so is there a skin corner in your room?

where you let all the skin be

[teal condor]

Ah mimir

in Spanish

[stoic pivot]

I put it all in the bank account

[hollow root]

skin stocks

[stoic pivot]

we use skin as currency you know

I am VERY rich

ok I sleep now

night

[teal condor]

Buenas noches pendejos

[hollow root]

ok bye bye skin priest

[umbral iris]

Is everyone arachne?

[worn knoll]

nah

[void gull]

Endfeild got me fucked up w this boss

[oak elbow]

🍏

[hollow root]

THE FACTORY MUST GROW

[void gull]

Wiped twice on the first phase, almost wiped on the second and with one unit alive, 45hp they say "oh hey! It has a third

[hollow root]

oh triaggelos

[void gull]

Im dealing with that shit tomorrow

[north echo]

I will take this as a compliment

[hollow root]

yea level your stuff a bit more for that mf

[molten flax]

how to become animaatronic

[hollow root]

remove your skin and flesh

[molten flax]

after that

[void gull]

I have enough fuels to level stuff but I dont like investing too much in early game 💔

[hollow root]

graft your bones with metal

[void gull]

Also its like midnight and im sleepy

[north echo]

I got lost in the sauce with wwm customization

[hollow root]

Investing early game doesn't hurt as much in endfield, since the main bottlenecks are the open world materials that refresh on a timer anyways

[hollow root]

WWM has so much going with it that I unfortunately had to stop myself from playing more because I know it would nuke my schedule

[nocturne oyster]

🔫

[north echo]

My hours in customization is more than my gameplay

(I just started)

[hollow root]

Have fun

[north echo]

More fun than bark raiders

[light vine]

I haven't played Destiny 2 since release / year one. I really liked PVP modes. Is it worth downloading D2 just for PVP in 2026? Do I need to buy any expansions?

[tawdry olive]

hi

[void gull]

triaggelos will be ground into a fine powder and used to make me one machine I swear to god

[north echo]

Or just wait for marathong

[tawdry olive]

what happened to triplepork

[molten flax]

lord no

[hollow root]

You must spend 12 hours a day optimizing your production lines

[dense stone]

You have so much content to play for the first time

[viscid owl]

From the moment i realized the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me

[proven kernel]

Same, but I found a way to fix that.

[north echo]

Agent smith?

[umbral iris]

I think the newest expansion is on sale but you don’t need it

[blissful pine]

Hello gamers

[north echo]

Hi barba queue syrup

[lethal sparrow]

who up thinking about marathon

[jolly eagle]

Working 🤦

[crude stone]

anything to play while waiting for marathon? if someone says highguard I'm throwing myself out of the windows

[jolly eagle]

I was playing some arc, pretty decent only extraction shooter I’ve actually enjoyed

[lethal sparrow]

I started playing Deadlock idk wtf im doing but its insanely fun

[north echo]

Anything in particular or literally anything

[neon vine]

Does it gotta be multiplayer

[rough sail]

Highguard

[jolly eagle]

🤣

I was going to try it someone mentioned mouse acceleration 💀

[pearl trench]

you should play arc raiders bro

[rough sail]

Chatgpt raiders

[crude stone]

literally anything

[crude stone]

bruh

[lethal sparrow]

fr play deadlock bro trust…

[north echo]

Doki doki literature club

[crude stone]

I already play deadlock

[north echo]

Ok but actually maybe wwm

[crude stone]

this dude played like 100 hours of arc raiders with me like in november/december btw

he's joking

[lethal sparrow]

Destiny 2

[crude stone]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[molten flax]

yuri!?

[north echo]

No just Monica

[grand whale]

got a A on my personal finance test my ts a free gpa boost personal finance mad easy

[molten flax]

😞

[grand whale]

slop game

[lethal sparrow]

[grand whale]

@floral hound how are u doing today?

im very excited for the game

i cant wait

[unborn badger]

hi joe

[grand whale]

im not joe

but i wish joe would respond to us

i feel like a peasant

[unborn badger]

well I did mean joe so

[grand whale]

that cyphr0 guy was an intern at blizzard...

hehe

[split basin]

So if vandal is hunter and destroyer is titan who would be a warlock

[grand whale]

assasin is hunter

[split basin]

Okay

[grand whale]

triage

[lime lotus]

where can i get the alpha code?

[split basin]

What

[grand whale]

idk but if u find out lmk

[split basin]

Bro the game is coming out in like a month

The beta was a year ago

[grand whale]

alpha*

[lime lotus]

oh xDDDDDD

sorry

[split basin]

Mb

[grand whale]

its ok

[lime lotus]

so theres no way to play this game rn?

[dark hearth]

No

It's not out

[lime lotus]

🙁

[wintry monolith]

there are rumours of an open beta in feb

[grand whale]

nah gotta wait for preview weekend which should be real soon

[dark hearth]

There's a playtest weekend before launch

[grand whale]

preview weekend

[dark hearth]

It's not a rumor

[wintry monolith]

oh

mb

[lime lotus]

YES YES YTES

it looks like the finals

[grand whale]

son

[dark hearth]

...

[grand whale]

well

i like ur enthusiasm

[warm jungle]

Not rumors

[grand whale]

so ill take it

[wintry monolith]

I wonder how close the preview weekend will be tho

to release

[grand whale]

we already told him bru

[dark hearth]

A weekend before release

[molten flax]

maras thong being compared to the finals is slanderous

[warm jungle]

My wifi is slow rn

[wintry monolith]

no way

[grand whale]

not confirmed just best guess

[dark hearth]

No it is confirmed

[cold stump]

bungie doesnt even know when the weekend will be

[grand whale]

really where?

[void gull]

Nitro trial ended

[grand whale]

gg

[atomic quail]

how longs a piece of string

[void gull]

Melting into a puddle

[brittle spear]

Hype hype hype

[wintry monolith]

is ranked mode confirmed for launch?

[dark hearth]

#marathon-news message

[grand whale]

invis player yuck

[grand whale]

theres no info specifying when

[dark hearth]

Correct it's just a weekend before release like I said

[brittle spear]

Not sure what shell I will go first but perhaps the thief

[grand whale]

it didnt specify which weekend

[dark hearth]

Correct

[wintry monolith]

fascinating conversation

[grand whale]

ngl ill prolly go in as rook

[grand whale]

ty gangatron

[void gull]

Not by choice

I hate every other main healer and only swap to luna when im getting dove hard

And I dont even get a chance to play anything but support because my usual team is 4 dps players who occasionally swap to tank

[brittle spear]

What she’ll be best for sniping ? The acrobat one?

[grand whale]

huh? isnt invis better as counter dive? cant jump into invis and gets crazy hp from shield while having decent passive

[split basin]

Im prob going destroyer. I like big strong brain off characters

[void gull]

She is yeah but 9 times out of 10 im using my cooldowns and shields to help my team brawl and not keep myself alive

So luna freeze works out better for me

[grand whale]

people always wanna play sup i see more tanks struggling to fill role

[grand whale]

true u miss and ur dead tho

[grand whale]

vandal?

[grand whale]

thief will have insane plays cuz of grapple hook

[dark hearth]

I'll have to see how all the shells play, but I'll likely be assassin, thief, vandal, or recon since they have the best style so far

[grand whale]

idk the cooldown but if its not that bad her movement will be best in game maybe

[warm jungle]

I hope the runners get very different skins eventually because some of the character designs I don’t vibe with (triage)

[grand whale]

fym triage best looking shell

[void gull]

I try to branch out and the get stuck with the console cloak and dagger with default sens and no game audio + right click randy jeff duo support combo and lowkey just Cobain myself

[grand whale]

word slop

but i understand

[proven kernel]

i only understood the last part of that…

[grand whale]

oh a mod

not good

[molten flax]

oof

[proven kernel]

rawr

[molten flax]

unfortunate

[grand whale]

spare my friend

pls

[north echo]

Meow

[proven kernel]

:3

[north echo]

Obey cat

[void gull]

Thankfully im quitting console ranked soon since my pc duo started playing again

[void gull]

[dark hearth]

Ecks dee

[molten flax]

console ranked players do not exist

[north echo]

I think I shouldn’t have picked the hardest difficulty

[dark hearth]

Legendary

[grand whale]

pc ranked is worse than console i play bp on both pc and console, i reached my peak in console which is diamond 3 but i cant make it to play 1 on pc

[void gull]

Epic embed fail

[wintry bough]

Finally got my pre order done!

[void gull]

Pc plat is purgatory tbh

[grand whale]

i had like 4 throw game in a row, and then i had a win game where i nearly dropped a 50 bomb on bp, EOMM is crazy man

[void gull]

You have to stop caring about anyone but yourself to get past it since everyone else is already going in with an ego and no respect for anyone they aren't queued with

[void gull]

And they claim it isnt in the game

[grand whale]

its so obvious its in the game

like bru

no hiding it

[north echo]

Wait what game is this

[void gull]

Once I got hard targeted by magik spidey double dive cause I said squirrel girl ban was a waste when gambit is right there

[grand whale]

marvel rivals

[void gull]

R*vals

[north echo]

🥀

Carry on gents

[wintry bough]

Just a game for vibes

[molten flax]

rivals is actually fun

[wintry bough]

[molten flax]

as long you dont touch ranked

or interact with anybody

or play the game

[grand whale]

no IP hard carries game would not be touching it if it wasnt a marvel IP hero shooter

[void gull]

I only play with friends nowadays

[void gull]

Netease is known for making slop and idv anyway

[grand whale]

only play cuz my goat black panther is in the game

[molten flax]

real

[void gull]

Idv is categorized differently because my gf likes the game and I think its interesting myself

[molten flax]

i got roped into playing again cus deadpool got added

[grand whale]

iron man and hulk are also pretty cool

[north echo]

What if you play ranked but just not care

[grand whale]

i like spiderman but too hard to play

[void gull]

Thats what I do

[wintry bough]

Only went to diamond 3 once because I wanted the daredevil border.

Never again

[north echo]

I did that with siege

[wintry bough]

[grand whale]

then i get sent to plastic rank 3 and summon a demon to kill all netease employee

[void gull]

Go in with qp mentality and somehow end up on a 6 game winstreak thats immediately shut down by smurfing ex top500 players

[molten flax]

you who i hate in rivals

[wintry bough]

I still think that smurfing should be heavily enforced.

[void gull]

Thats another issue actually

[molten flax]

that fucking bum necros

[lilac rampart]

YO THE FACTION ROLES ARE FRYING ME 😭😭😭

[grand whale]

my peak was diamond where animated borders weren't a thing yet, i just one animated broder and i wont care about my rank again fr

[lilac rampart]

why is everyone having normal conversations

[void gull]

The placement matches dont place you above plat i think

[lilac rampart]

and nucal, cyac and arahme are just shitposting

[molten flax]

actual top tier embodiment of out of touch streamer

[grand whale]

why

[void gull]

Ive had necros blocked everywhere since overwatch 2

[grand whale]

how he just be doing his own thing i dont watch him tho so idk

[wintry bough]

I heard he's an amazing magik player but idk anything else about them

[void gull]

Sexist, main cause of dive ego syndrome, constantly beats down on support players

[grand whale]

wym

[wintry bough]

And this, is exactly why I don't watch twitch.

[void gull]

I only watch small streamers over there

[wintry bough]

I've streamed a couple times, but it's usually just gameplay.

I don't like sharing my voice or anything.

[grand whale]

didnt he go bronze to grandmaster on supp tho idk, the sexist allegation is new news what happened? i mean dive is strong just not in like pro play, and certain seasons

[grand whale]

i only watch cuts of steams on youtube

[void gull]

Small streamers and communities i know im comfortable in like warframe or hoyo stuff

[grand whale]

fuck that

only streamer i ever watched fr was ishowspeed and its just cuz he be streaming on youtube crazy random bs that kills time

[wintry bough]

Warframe just got boring and too confusing for me. (I say all too confidently as a destiny player)

[grand whale]

good streamer too put on when eating food or sum

[lilac rampart]

all the other faction channels are normal and the ones I mentioned are just chainposting 😭

[grand whale]

i see im traxus so i cant relate

[lilac rampart]

booooooooo

[grand whale]

warframe grind is just too much for me to catch up with community it got lame

[brave jewel]

I am both Traxus and Arachne

[grand whale]

also 3rd person and no pvp

[grand whale]

weird

be traxus only

[wintry bough]

Warframe has a nice community. But the game is just far too much for me

And I hate the crafting system

[worthy hawk]

Guys how well you think the game gonna do on console?

[grand whale]

yea feel so far behind, it just dont feel good to be so far behind in the community

[grand whale]

idk decent, these questions dont really matter tho just play what u like

[void gull]

Recently he was in hot water for having his stream title make fun of the whole grok deepfake thing and instead of actually apologizing he deflected hard. His community doesnt call him out on his bs like at all so he kinda just got away with it. Constantly refers to support and strat as "healer" and downplays the amount of micromanagement and decison making that goes into the role by saying that its the "easiest" .hes been doing that since overwatch and it just personally pisses me off

Just off the top of my head

[proven kernel]

i have it on console. so massive success.

[wintry bough]

Reminds me of Hasan and the whole dog shocking thing

I don't support it whatsoever but who even is this guy?

[rough sail]

Marathon still no switch 2 announcement...

[proven kernel]

and that is why i don’t pay attention to streamers.

[void gull]

Hasan got popular because he has massive bonkers ive never even heard the guy talk before

[wintry bough]

Not a bad thing

[grand whale]

wow, i think the healer thing isnt that big of a deal, but the grok deepfake thing isnt ok

[proven kernel]

people can name someone apparently massive and i have legit never even heard of them.

[gaunt finch]

[grand whale]

who watches hasan fr tho

the best streamer will forever be ishowspeed my goat

[proven kernel]

see, i have no idea who that is.

[wintry bough]

Like, I know who ishowspeed is. Do I watch him? No.

[grand whale]

liar

everyone knows ishowspeed

[proven kernel]

i’m being serious.

[void gull]

Ive spent thousands of hours interacting on twitch and im proud to say that ive never clicked in on Kai, rakai or speed's streams

Genuinely I don't know how those guys are popular they're just loud as hell

Speed gets his flowers for using his money and platform to showcase different cultures now but like I still dont really care for any of them

[grand whale]

speed and kai legit made streaming mainstrean aling with like adin ross, but kai is fake asf, adin is a bum ishowspeed a legit guy so i like him, even if he childish sometimes, and speed gave some great gifs

[wintry bough]

YouTube just doesn't have anything good recently. My home page is sad.

[vague hound]

Watch radal

[grand whale]

anyone over the age of 18 prolly don't care that much for streamers well i hope

[grand whale]

who\

[grand whale]

its ok not in its prime but not bad

[vague hound]

Radal, all of his vids are good

[wintry bough]

There is one thing that I hate about streaming in general and it's how much streamers can influence games and game design and meta.

[grand whale]

this could have racist meaning but just could

[grand whale]

youtubers did that before streaming was big tho

[dusk oak]

other shell cinematic when?

[void gull]

Kai reading in the smallest closet in his house using a ds to record himself funny as shit ngl

[grand whale]

prolly 1 per week

[proven kernel]

hopefully soon!

[dusk oak]

fair enough

[wintry bough]

That's my point though, too much influence in game design messes with the games and their health

[vague hound]

Really need thief to be next 🙏

[gaunt finch]

stay warm

[proven kernel]

my uneducated guess is they’ll probably go in order they had in the shell breakdown video.

[grand whale]

only kai stream i watch was when he had druski and kevin hart but i think kevin and druski are actually funny imo

[vague hound]

True

That will prolly be it

[void gull]

Im black myself i just dont enjoy loud=funny humor that much and almost all the clips ive seen of a lot of these bigger streamers is just them yelling about one thing or the other

[vague hound]

Friendly fire

[grand whale]

i see, fair enough really streamer i like is speed cuz of the variety of streams he does and the fact that he create goated memes

[grand whale]

lol

damn

[void gull]

You can finally uninstall

You're free now

[grand whale]

real

[north echo]

Arc wha

[rough sail]

uninstall arc to make space for highguard

[wintry bough]

Dunno that I wanna platinum it but it's still a decent game

[void gull]

Thats a weird way to spell deadlock

[rough sail]

Chudlock

[wintry bough]

I don't like highguard

Too bland

[grand whale]

idk how people sink more than 200 hours in arc raiders the game cant be that good i deleted after 120 hours

[grand whale]

trash game

[void gull]

Its one of the games ever

[kindred vigil]

my high guard review will change the gaming space on Scooby's soul 🖖😂

[grand whale]

i tried to defend highguard but nah actual flop

[north echo]

You load in shoot everyone and then take their stuff and then leave

[void gull]

Most mediocre release in a while

[north echo]

And then you load in again

[kindred vigil]

@scenic meteor isn't that right arknights boy

[grand whale]

@scenic meteor

[north echo]

Shoot some pver that looted for 20 mins

And then get shouted on

[void gull]

How is scooby arknights boy

[kindred vigil]

He's legit playing it

[wintry bough]

It doesn't have an endgame, but it's also still basically a newborn game, let it develop a little, damn.

[kindred vigil]

can u read 📖 👀

4.4 HOURS??

geeking

[scenic meteor]

It could make the playerbase go up by a solid 10

[void gull]

Its not showing for me

[void gull]

I played for 10 on Saturday 💔

[molten flax]

highguard aint that bad

[north echo]

Cooked

[kindred vigil]

make changes don't follow the changes 🧠

[grand whale]

i mean it does have 14 k players rn so its not concord 2 for sure

[molten flax]

ten hrs is brazy

[keen crow]

Morning Runners!

[scenic meteor]

If anything it’s more like The finals 2

[wintry bough]

What Arc Raiders? At 14k?

[void gull]

The game is so inspired that it brings nothing new to the table somehow

[north echo]

Highguard

[grand whale]

5/10 game

[grand whale]

high guard

[molten flax]

and then loops back round again that its actually decent

[kindred vigil]

I will make people be more open minded to games and we will make every game bountiful and flourshing (and we low-key kill league and dota 2 😂✌️)

[wintry bough]

3/10 honestly. Disappointing.

[keen crow]

excpted that The Finals is good...

[cold spade]

who up frog blasting they vent core?????

[grand whale]

i mean its a shooter bedwars with plant the bomb

[scenic meteor]

Lowk Neeyth u would fw highguard

[kindred vigil]

The finals is constant at 16-24k

[north echo]

The finals did have a good start

[kindred vigil]

it's cool lil niche

[grand whale]

u expected something crazy?

[kindred vigil]

probably around 35k totaling both consoles

[void gull]

I read frog blast and immediately typed "deadlock?"

Pocket 4 moment

[cold spade]

just exposed your lack of elite durandall knowledge

[molten flax]

insert pocketxfrog yaoi image

[wintry bough]

No, I expected something interesting and entertaining.

[grand whale]

i feel like highguard could def garner a cult following(heh i used game journalist words)

[void gull]

Pocket x me when

[scenic meteor]

They released a roadmap which is a hero every 2 months it’s not bad tbh

[molten flax]

mina x me

[kindred vigil]

Like us

[kindred vigil]

🔗 THAT 👀

[grand whale]

thats what i meant, but nah i didn't expect anything good tbh, it was better than my expectations

[kindred vigil]

Oh God I really am a enjoyer of "slop"

[scenic meteor]

But tbh highguard has like 4-5 bad heroes they need to tweak

[void gull]

Hell yeah

[kindred vigil]

speeddegloved.gif

[molten flax]

actually give me the wuhluhwuh couple

[grand whale]

only slop game i have is marathon and ea sports fc 26

[kindred vigil]

EA sports is a holy fucking sneak

[grand whale]

only play cuz my friends force to play

[worn knoll]

highguard would've gone hard in 2017

[kindred vigil]

It can go hard now

[worn knoll]

both because the aesthetics would be more distinct

[kindred vigil]

I will defend high guard till I dye

[worn knoll]

and because the gaming market doesn't have that much of a place for it

[sonic swan]

[grand whale]

highguard wouldve been the best game oat if it released in 1995

[worn knoll]

there's interesting ideas

[hybrid forge]

Eat your fried eggs & bacon

[kindred vigil]

yeah I like bad games

I'm a sonic fan after all

[worn knoll]

no bc marathon was already out by then

[sonic swan]

but sonic is fun

[kindred vigil]

well sonic not that bad fr

Just the dark age era was... goodness

The boom era bruh...

Sonic boom held us back so much

[grand whale]

SONIC WILL BECOME THE GOAT ONCE SONIC FRONTIERS 2 DROP TRUST ME

[scenic meteor]

Calm the glaze

[kindred vigil]

say it louder

[scenic meteor]

Guys let’s be real

Sonic can’t ever be the goat again

[grand whale]

sonic frontiers 2 will genuinely save gaming

[grand whale]

ur braindead

[scenic meteor]

It’s can be a good franchise but goat status unlikely

[grand whale]

fuck u

ill give u a wedgie

[worn knoll]

sega

[kindred vigil]

U play league

[worn knoll]

what could've been

[sonic swan]

it’s the sonic kid grown up

[worn knoll]

what could've fucking been man

[sonic swan]

ur actions have consequences

[kindred vigil]

yo shit ain't been cool since 2014

[scenic meteor]

Wym league is still cool

[grand whale]

real

[worn knoll]

dreamcast was magic. sega games were magic. there was a vibe no one else did, a feeling no one else could capture

[grand whale]

son

[worn knoll]

no one has

no one will

because they lost

there's a world where nintendo lost

[sonic swan]

let it go uncle

[worn knoll]

and that world

that world is better

[wintry bough]

Honestly. The sonic games were great, haven't played Shadow Generations, but The old Sonic Generations was Amazing

[worn knoll]

I am a 19 year old girl I never had a dreamcast when I was young it's not nostalgia talking

[void gull]

Is sonic 06 good in that world

[grand whale]

league players are stereotypical mfs with a hunched back, bad eyesight, and scrawny

[worn knoll]

sonic 06 wasn't necessary in that world

[kindred vigil]

A better one yea

[scenic meteor]

Sega is the drunk company that could never live up to their expectations fr

[sonic swan]

ur 19 what

[kindred vigil]

hop off 06 NOW!!

[sonic swan]

i would’ve guessed 44 minimum

[worn knoll]

yes. I'm just very wise also.

[molten flax]

unce

[grand whale]

yakuza better than ur fav game btw

[worn knoll]

one can be young and know about old things

[scenic meteor]

Yea boomers

[sonic swan]

blitz the all knowing

[kindred vigil]

Yeah I know @scenic meteor

[grand whale]

persona counts as sega idc

persona is peak

[worn knoll]

spiritually

[kindred vigil]

It's okay

[void gull]

Shadow gens is beautiful

[grand whale]

peak

[kindred vigil]

Persona kinda turnt into a performative game

[grand whale]

wym

[void gull]

Im not saying that cause im biased its just genuinely great

[kindred vigil]

the 5 fans specifically

[rough sail]

I thought blitz was like 37 what the fuck

[scenic meteor]

Lowkey

[sonic swan]

that’s what i’m saying

[worn knoll]

why is this news to people do i really seem that old

[grand whale]

sonic racing crossworlds is fun karting game as well

[kindred vigil]

U do

[rough sail]

Yes

[kindred vigil]

U seem like a auntie

[scenic meteor]

U seem old asf

[worn knoll]

is it just that I know about marathon things

[kindred vigil]

But you're my fucking age

[molten flax]

yes

[worn knoll]

or is it the way I type

[sonic swan]

it’s more than that

yea the way u type kinda

[scenic meteor]

It’s why tf do you know about things 10+ years before u were born

[grand whale]

sonic movies really saved the franchise its crazy

[void gull]

Id like to see the average TikTok persona fan sit through 25 hours of persona 4 golden, get their save deleted while on vacation and then come back and do it again.

[grand whale]

i know about ww2

[sonic swan]

u watch it in theaters?

[rough sail]

I'd say the way you type. I have another friend who types similar to how you do, and I thought she was like 30 as well. but she told me she's only 23 lol

[kindred vigil]

odd flex

[molten flax]

this sounds like experience

[grand whale]

yes all of em

[worn knoll]

mental illness, probably

[void gull]

I have not beaten a single persona game

[sonic swan]

folk.

[molten flax]

oh lawd

[grand whale]

u dont get it man sonic changed my life

[kindred vigil]

I only went halfway of personal 5 and like the first chapter of 4-3

[sonic swan]

ur hella fast now huh

[kindred vigil]

too long

[void gull]

3 reload will break the cycle (I played 30 hours of 3 portable and almost cried because I didnt know junpei wasn't romancable)

[scenic meteor]

How is sonic changing peoples life

[rough sail]

Sonic sucks

[kindred vigil]

scooby

[grand whale]

thats just cuz im black

[void gull]

It made me gay

[sonic swan]

swear i knew

[molten flax]

minion laughing gif

[kindred vigil]

wtf y'all on about

[scenic meteor]

Did Sonic change ur life to Neeyth

[rough sail]

Sonic is one of those franchises that people only like because they liked it when they were 5

[molten flax]

I SWEAR NOT TO THAT

[sonic swan]

sonic games were fun on the sega

[kindred vigil]

did league change ur life

[molten flax]

I FORGOT TO HIT REPLY

[scenic meteor]

It helped

[void gull]

Read like a fucking book oh my god

[kindred vigil]

I'm shocked

[grand whale]

no

[kindred vigil]

Sonic is my first ever video game so like

this is true

[void gull]

My first ever video game was sonic one on 3ds

[grand whale]

mine is prolly like angry birds or pokemon diamond

[molten flax]

mine was bioshock2 watching my dad play

[grand whale]

idk

[molten flax]

shit was crazy

[scenic meteor]

Idek my first game I was too young

[grand whale]

u watched him dont count

[worn knoll]

slander but also I think sonic colors was good and I played that when I was young so maybe ur right

[wintry bough]

Mine was probably Wii Sports or Super Mario Wii

[molten flax]

then mw2

[grand whale]

and they say parent now are bad

[molten flax]

fps been in my blood

[grand whale]

our parents just let us do anything online fr

[keen crow]

My last time playing sonic was on the mastersystem lol

[void gull]

My parents at least waited till I was 5 to buy me an Xbox, my 2 year old cousin uses more data per day than I do

[scenic meteor]

I was born with the ps2 controller in my hand like it was my spawn weapon

[rough sail]

Got so mad at me for my take that they told me to read a book 😭

[grand whale]

my first fps was csgo, first fps i truly played alot was bo2

[molten flax]

the first fps i played a lot was halo 5...

[proven kernel]

wait… what loot do you drop upon defeat?

[grand whale]

wtf my mom only let me play pc, wii and nintendo ds

[molten flax]

it had the most player on multiplayer

[sonic swan]

scooby snacks

[rough sail]

What...?

[wintry bough]

If it's RAM lemme know

[molten flax]

ik 🥀

[grand whale]

never played halo

[proven kernel]

i’m keeping for myself…

[scenic meteor]

I drop sonic coins everytime I get hit

[proven kernel]

neat!

[worn knoll]

I got my first gaming capable device that wasn't a shitty laptop that only ran flash games at age 8

[void gull]

My uncle had a wii at my grandma's place that I used to make miis on constantly..

[worn knoll]

it was a WII

[grand whale]

i got spare 64 gigs ddr5 ram i could sell it for profit but rather keep it incase

[worn knoll]

my estranged father got it for me

[molten flax]

also i understand blitz being mistaken as unc cus like i lowkey act like em when its about cars

[worn knoll]

the WII U was already out by a long time

I didn't mind

it was fun

[proven kernel]

my first console was a super nintendo.

[rough sail]

I had a Gameboy advance

[void gull]

GOD DAMN

[worn knoll]

then a family friend got me a gaming computer for Overwatch, because I saw ads and wanted it so bad

[void gull]

Yall rlly are old😭

[scenic meteor]

Mishaya stays farming Auntie reacts

[worn knoll]

and you know how it goes from there

[kindred vigil]

gameboy advance #old

[molten flax]

i read this like the fucking kevin hart damn 😭

[proven kernel]

i was waiting for it.

[wintry bough]

Cool. I need food.

[kindred vigil]

😢✌️ was there for the et crash

[proven kernel]

first game was super mario world.

[void gull]

Were the dinosaurs around when you were growing up

[worn knoll]

People thinking I'm auntie feels like stolen valor now

[worn knoll]

my actual mother's first video game btw

[proven kernel]

people like to think i’m in my 40’s i’m not.

[grand whale]

i only played wii sports, mario and sonic at the olympic games, mario and sonic at the winter games, bionicle, sonic ant the black knight, shadow the hedghog and that was mainly it

[rough sail]

I lost respect for you after finding out you aren't 73, blitz

[sonic swan]

same

aura loss

[grand whale]

who knows bout bionicle fr

[scenic meteor]

Massive aura loss

[molten flax]

😭

[molten flax]

thats surface lvl ball knowledge low key

[worn knoll]

I had the wii Bionicle game too

but also lego star wars

[tired junco]

Highguard is in my blood

[grand whale]

peak

[worn knoll]

and metroid prime 2

[proven kernel]

here’s a fun one. my bungie.net profile is older than some people in here.

[worn knoll]

I think

[molten flax]

YEAAAAAAAAA

[grand whale]

makes sense why ur mod

get a job

[oak crown]

Bro can this game release already 🥀 my life's actually on hold until it does

[rough sail]

[worn knoll]

:( damn ok

[tired junco]

just play highguard bro its peak

[sonic swan]

woahhh

[grand whale]

sorry @proven kernel im jk

[sonic swan]

sensor that

[rough sail]

jk

[worn knoll]

gotta be old to get respect around here

[kindred vigil]

We don't do the censor job meme anymore

[proven kernel]

my bungie.net profile will be able to drink in the us this year.

[kindred vigil]

It's 2026

[scenic meteor]

can ur bungie.net profile purchase alcohol

[worn knoll]

gotta be elderly and aged

[kindred vigil]

We get careers now

[molten flax]

nah

forever unemployed

[grand whale]

performative slop

[rough sail]

we are ALL unemployed

[oak crown]

Getting a job is so performative

[grand whale]

on everyone souls we bums

[sonic swan]

these new gens are laughing but yall are growing up in the worst time

[proven kernel]

and this is how i learned i got laid off smh my head

[scenic meteor]

we?

[molten flax]

real twin

[oak crown]

I'm bouta drop 30 bucks to join flowsmp to kill time in february until March release 🗣️

[grand whale]

which new gen?

[oak crown]

Gaming never stops

[sonic swan]

maybe u idk

u seem young

[grand whale]

YES WE ALL

[rough sail]

im an old lady 👵

[grand whale]

im 20 u need to be more specific with new gen

[sonic swan]

one more year and i’m out the draft lottery 😈

[molten flax]

theyre so fucked, i heard a mom yell fuck up to they kid in a book store 😭 like how is ts normalised

[worn knoll]

hell yeah

[sonic swan]

yea ur included then

[wintry bough]

What is that, 25?

[sonic swan]

i’m not surprised man they can’t even read now

[grand whale]

i see, well idc if im living in the worse times fr, just doing my thing

[oak crown]

Gen alpha

[sonic swan]

around there

[scenic meteor]

cleric kinda old too dam

[sonic swan]

bros just playing for the vibes

[kindred vigil]

gng I thought u was like 17 icl

[wintry bough]

I ask because I'm NOT built for the army and probably never will be 😭

[sonic swan]

i already served 💔

not going back

[wintry bough]

Glad you survived!

[kindred vigil]

are u a veteran

[sonic swan]

it was tough being a line cook

but thanks

[kindred vigil]

LOL

[wintry bough]

Oh damn lmfao

[brittle spear]

I want to play

[molten flax]

u are a vet then

[wintry bough]

I really got got didn't I?

[worn knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/me-too-me-too-kid-incredibles-gif-19919940

[sonic swan]

yeah i’ve hit max prestige a few times

[oak crown]

Aj mentioned he was in college yesterday I think

[molten flax]

i think id rather chop off all my hair than work in the food industry

[grand whale]

yea

[dusk oak]

L take

[wintry bough]

Fast food felt like hell. I don't wanna go back

[sonic swan]

don’t think i didn’t see this scooby

i see everything.

[grand whale]

actual ball knowledge atgames sega genesis arcade motion

[molten flax]

gang a top chef in gets paid less than an entry level sparky over here 😭

[rough sail]

I was working at best buy a couple years ago, my manager was talking to me, and mentioned being a war vet. my immediate question to him was "did you ever kill anyone" and he told me "that was a rude question to ask." Dumbest thing I've ever asked anyone LOL

[grand whale]

no one knows this one

[void gull]

Im going into college in September probably

[grand whale]

my mom won it for me at a fun fair

[kindred vigil]

did u ever kill anyone 😭