🗣marathon-general-chat

[vague hound]

Martian

[trim summit]

damn, 12 hour shift. 5am to 5pm

[bitter canopy]

Snarton

[bitter canopy]

Those are fun

[vague hound]

Kill ur boss

[trim summit]

i’m staying 1.5 extra hours for 4 hours of pay

[vague hound]

Ah

Dont kill ur boss then

[bitter canopy]

Did a 7-7 last week love those overtime hours

[trim summit]

i still will. he worships orange man

[vague hound]

Oh noo

What if ur boss play rook ?

[trim summit]

he’s a pawn, no rook

[vague hound]

Lol

[hasty umbra]

I think the main problems with AI is it was meant to replace work but replaced thinking instead.

[vague hound]

Depends on how you use it

There is no "problem" with ai

Except the environmental ones

[teal condor]

Longest shift I've ever worked was 26 hours

My boss: ok go home sleep 6 hours then come back so I can go home and sleep 6 also

[hasty umbra]

There are both ethical and environmental ones.

[bitter canopy]

What would you say are some ethical concerns?

[void gull]

Deepfakes.

[vague hound]

Ethical ones are just bad people doing that

Ultimately its the peoples fault

Not the ai's fault

[bitter canopy]

Fair

[bitter canopy]

True

[vague hound]

Ofc it shouldn't be allowed there should be blocks

And in that too its the peoples fault

Take elon musk for not adding blocks

Elon musk is the problem here not the ai

[teal condor]

Elon doesn't control or see everything btw

[bitter canopy]

So ultimately moderation

[vague hound]

Yeah true i just took him as an easy example

[teal condor]

He only gets to see the extreme issues

We are talking nuke levels of threat

[final egret]

that's why it's called an ethical concern and not an ethical guaranteed, you can't make a deepfake with a piece of gum but you can with AI therefore it brings ethical concerns with it

[vague hound]

Again just what i said

[teal condor]

The real enemy here is the IRS

Let's not get distracted

[bitter canopy]

FUCK THE IRS 🗣️

[iron blaze]

🛡️

[worldly fractal]

HELLO

[vague hound]

YOU HAVE ME ON A CALL FOR 6 HOURS

THEN FOR ANOTHER HOUR

THIS MEANS WAR IRS

THIS MEANS WAR

[hasty umbra]

IRS is scary.

[vague hound]

Good thing i dont have to deal with them

[hasty umbra]

They have systems in place to start claiming taxes again even after a post apocalypse.

[bitter canopy]

Yeah but post apocalypse they have no power tbh

[vague hound]

What they gonna do if i have 0

[clever night]

ive been able to pay my taxes normally for years and never had an issue

[final monolith]

post apocalyptic world and the irs comes at my door asking for taxes

[bitter canopy]

They getting gatted

[vague hound]

This person is from the irs dont listen to them

[final monolith]

steps in the thingamabob dragonslayer mk 400 spiked pitfall

instantly turned to mush

[void gull]

Where are you getting the thingamabobs from

[final egret]

where im from they just take taxes from my wage

[final monolith]

i make em

[vague hound]

Same

[void gull]

This implies the apocalypse is like arc raiders

[vague hound]

Jinx

[bitter canopy]

Dont buy everything all in one place

[final monolith]

this implies that the apocalypse is like alberta

[final egret]

Highguard drops in a couple of hours

[jaunty oar]

10am pst tomrrow

[outer grove]

thank god

[final monolith]

highguard tomorrow

[final egret]

they still have yet to reveal the names of any of the heroes

[jaunty oar]

greg

[final egret]

the first hero shooter with unnamed heroes

[jaunty oar]

apex?

literally had a launch trailer when they launched it, no prior advertising

[final egret]

it was a spin-off though

people already knew about it

[jaunty oar]

i dont think anybody knew about apex legends before they released it?

[hasty umbra]

I miss old apex.

Everytime I'm reminded of it, I miss it.

[vague hound]

Titanfall 3 please

[final egret]

They show the leader of the apex predators in titanfall 2

[glacial bane]

if you earn 10 million dollars or more a year you should be taxes 90% 👍 nobody needs 10 million dollars

[final egret]

and you get invited to participate in there so all the tf2 players knew about apex

[hasty umbra]

I don't think current Respawn Entertainment can make Titanfall 3 after the old guard left.

[final egret]

they can probably make it but won't cus titanfall historically doesn't make that much money

[hasty umbra]

IT WOULD HELP IF THEY DIDN'T SANDWHICH IT'S RELEASE BETWEEN COD AND BATTLEFIELD

[still field]

Anyone want to run the 1s on master duel or magic arena?

[final hawk]

does anyone know if there is anymore playtests before release?

[still field]

Open weekend before release

[modern stump]

The open one, a week before

[hasty umbra]

#marathon-news message

[final hawk]

ah thank you guys, is there a signup for it? #

[still field]

Most likely will be one week before but I don’t think it’s said for sure yet

[still field]

No

[hasty umbra]

None required.

[still field]

Think bf6

[final hawk]

awesome thanks guys super excited

[still field]

You just download it

[bitter canopy]

Oh tim what a guy

[still field]

Release is march 5 so start looking a week before or maybe 2 weeks. Most likely the weekend before

[bitter canopy]

My guess is week before

[still field]

I agree but it’s not proven or stated yet

[oak elbow]

They should do it sooner rather than week before

[bitter canopy]

That's why I said "my guess"

[still field]

Ok lol thanks

[bitter canopy]

Just adding my $0.02

[karmic sable]

I’ll buy that CS2 P250 skin off you for 0.01$

[bitter canopy]

Deal

[karmic sable]

I wish I had gif permits here

I would post the “Your Steam item has been sold for 0.03$” gif

[void gull]

I need to stop falling alseep

[teal condor]

Ayo anyone have a solid recommendation for gaming ear buds. Not headphones I don't want head dent.

I can't seem to find good ones online

[celest coyote]

Typical arachnes and their skin

[thorny wigeon]

i need this game to comeout rightnow mann

[digital light]

Would you be fine if they were corded? Because if so I highly recommend in-ears, they’re basically fancy headphones that a lot of musicians/vocalists wear when performing onstage. I know they’re not exactly used for gaming ig, but I have a pair and they’re amazing imo

But if you’re looking for strictly cordless then idk

[grizzled gorge]

Hey guys, does anyone have a photo of a manicure with marathon style? Someome posted it here some time ago, 2 hands and green nails

[void gull]

Personally I use the galaxy buds FE for everything but maybe a pair of IEMS? Make sure they have a mic tho if thats something you need

[teal condor]

I have monitors they are solid which ones do you recommend

[digital light]

Lemme find the link rq one sec

[void gull]

https://a.co/d/eDxSGAt

[digital light]

I’ve had em for I think 4 years now and they still work great

[void gull]

These are the ones ive used personally

[teal condor]

I'll look at them shortly thanks

Ain't no way we getting head dent in 2026 chat

[digital light]

https://a.co/d/hn9NITC

These are the ones I have

[void gull]

I started wearing mine with the top part at the back of my head resting on my neck actually

[digital light]

Facts

[nocturne oyster]

🔫

[vague hound]

Yo

[bitter hollow]

beer

[vague hound]

Whiskey

[bitter hollow]

im drinking whiskey rn actually bruh

[vague hound]

Fire

[nocturne oyster]

without me?

[vague hound]

Whiskey is goat

[bitter hollow]

its buffalo bourbon

[celest coyote]

Maybe in the art channel? Search by media mb

[bitter hollow]

whiskey is best liquor

[vague hound]

Fax

[celest coyote]

I browsed this channels old media for a while but didn’t find anything

[vague hound]

This game is taking too long to drop bruh

[final monolith]

marathon tomorrow

[bitter hollow]

thats why i decided to start playing td2 again

[vague hound]

Highguard tomorrow

[teal condor]

And then I woke up

[digital light]

Where in the world has the cat been…I haven’t seen it in any of the recent videos 😭

[celest coyote]

I imagine still napping

[bitter hollow]

its never gonna be in the game just like how the floating fish in beyond light never showed up

[teal condor]

I can't catch up with all these acronyms

[digital light]

Ah yes yes

[vague hound]

19 hours until highguard

[digital light]

They should make it an option to have the cat be able to run beside you

[small edge]

bingus

[odd juniper]

I can’t stand these fucking people

[nocturne oyster]

in my belly.

[bitter hollow]

highguard was the friends we made along the way bro

[teal condor]

Bro what the hell I forgot about that damn fish until now 💀

[digital light]

How dare you…why did you eat the cat 😔💔

[odd juniper]

I just saw like multiple comments on different videos about marathon where people are saying that a majority of the art was stolen

[celest coyote]

Based. But if it’s not invincible I’m going on a rampage

[teal condor]

Batman voice: WHERE IS HE

[bitter hollow]

people always say ts but never actually know what they're talking about lmao

[digital light]

That whole situation got resolved I’m pretty sure

[odd juniper]

Misinformation masterclass by shitty YouTubers and cognitive dissonance

[bitter hollow]

it was a SINGLE LOGO

[digital light]

Oh absolutely

[arctic inlet]

Updated my nickname so anyone here can add me if yall want to

[digital light]

It’s the only correct way to react to such a situation

[odd juniper]

I mean yeah I know that but I can’t stand these actual room temperature IQ morons parroting bullshit they heard off of Twitter

[worldly fractal]

HELLO TEAM

[digital light]

Yeah that’s facts

People like to create drama out of thin air

[odd juniper]

It’s ruining the hype for this game, they’re all like “this game looks cool it’s a shame they stole most of their art” WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THATS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING TRUE

[digital light]

It’s not new ofc but it just makes me laugh

[bitter hollow]

people in tiktok comment sections are always saying that the entire games art style was stolen

its embarrassing

[odd juniper]

“This game is gonna flop because it’s an extraction shooter” meanwhile arc raiders blew up a month ago

[bitter hollow]

people really just be slow

[digital light]

When there’s genuinely nothing to hate on so they have to start hating on the art style ✋🏻😔

[digital light]

SERIOUSLY

[final monolith]

futuristic architecture and artstyle is patented by the big heads at Painting Corp

[bitter hollow]

I think people forget that Bungies name being attached to it means they game will be mid at worst at the start and then become peak

[odd juniper]

“The game is gonna have no lore because it’s an extraction shooter” meanwhile the entire marathon series as a whole is literally one of the most lore dense franchises in gaming

[bitter hollow]

Bungie don't just make games for no reason this is their 3rd shooter in 30 years

[odd juniper]

Like I swear to God there’s a whole other world out there of just actual people with holes in their brains

[celest coyote]

Without any dialogue or cutscenes too

Or books

[digital light]

Facts lmao, the videos they’ve been releasing alone have me hooked, I’m so excited

[digital light]

Working off one brain cell atp

[odd juniper]

It’s fucking ridiculous, I can’t wait for this shit to drop and it’s peak and these people have nothing to hate on

[modern stump]

Kudos to their marketing btw, I don’t know if you guys are reading this but you’re doing a really great job

[bitter hollow]

people that also say the gameplay is trash are genuinely mental goobers

[odd juniper]

Literally all the gameplay I see looks awesome

[digital light]

Seriously

[final monolith]

never touched an extraction shooter in life but the marketing alone

[odd juniper]

I don’t even like extraction shooters but this game looked so cool I had to get into it

[final monolith]

made me interested, looked at the gameplay and it was peak

[odd juniper]

EXACTLY

[final monolith]

i LOVE how it looks

[bitter hollow]

Bungie has some of the best gameplay of any developer on the planet

[odd juniper]

They need to do the shit that apex did to generate hype when it dropped

[final monolith]

like

[digital light]

Oh heck yeah, they’ve been paying attention to all the small details, from the music to the fact that the bodies don’t immediately disappear once dead

[final monolith]

i really like futuristic things, i loved the artstyle of watch dogs 1 and watch dogs 2

[bitter hollow]

apex just shadow dropped tho

[final monolith]

marathon looks INCREDIBLE

[odd juniper]

But they paid streamers to play it

[bitter hollow]

they already got hella hype

nah streamers are gonna play it whether they pay them or not

you will be seeing every big streamer playing it

[odd juniper]

Yeah that’s true but I think they need to pay streamers to market it and get rid of the false rumors

[modern stump]

No need for streamers

[somber walrus]

hey folks, anybody know if there is going to be input based matchmaking?

[bitter hollow]

any streamer that doesn't do irl content will be playing the game day one lmao

[odd juniper]

How are they going to get rid of the misconceptions around the art though

[final egret]

probably not

[bitter hollow]

peanut, shroud, xqc, tfue, ninja, drlupo, cloakzy, nickmercs, list goes on for years

the game will blow up

[somber walrus]

yikes, ty though

[modern stump]

No need either, the community will educate for them in comments

[odd juniper]

God I really hope so

[warm rampart]

has anyone who received their steam collector's edition not gotten a code yet?

[digital light]

Honestly I hope the majority just forgets about it once the game drops

Bc I think we can all agree it’s gonna be sick asf

[final egret]

it wasn't even a big deal whar Bungie did I doubt there's more than just a couple thousand people that are geniuenely upset about it

[stiff mist]

I just saw the leaked trailer for that new Christopher Nolan movie and Travis Scott is it wow, what a timeline man

Never would I ever thought I would hear those words together but I'm seated

[bitter hollow]

you mean the odyssey?

[odd juniper]

You’d be surprised

[fathom steppe]

fbdnbcdjsk

[bitter hollow]

look at the marathon tiktok account comments

[wary zealot]

hello

oh i dont know anyone in here right now

[arctic inlet]

Hello

[stiff mist]

Yeahhh, ay I'm excited for that movie no joke I never thought Christopher Nolan would be hip with Travis Scott of all people but it's not out of the ordinary, Rocky got Tim Burton to do art for his album which is a flex tbh

[bitter hollow]

travis prolly did it to show off to kylie since timothee chalamet used to be in christopher nolan movies too 😭

[stiff mist]

I wouldn't be surprised 💀☠️

[final egret]

crazy way to spell charlemagne

[green folio]

Sooooo how many days to tau?

[bitter hollow]

isn't tau ceti irl like 100 light years away

[final egret]

I thought it was on mars

[modern stump]

Like most of the times, it’s just a small internet bubble

[bitter hollow]

nah tau ceti is a star system irl

its where marathon takes place

i think its one of the closest to ours

which means maybe destiny and marathon are somehow in the same uni

thats a reach shit would be sick tho

[modern stump]

It’s just some matching references, like in Halo

But I think of it more like Easter eggs than anything else

[ember needle]

Marathon Infinity like takes place in multiple universes

[void gull]

Hi

[ember needle]

I think maybe this Marathon wouldn’t be in the same uni but not outside of possible

[teal condor]

Playing Marathon Will Make Me God

[final monolith]

bro im on tiktok and

people are making marathon edits

what are they feeding the editors man holy

[brittle spear]

We need more marketing

[bitter hollow]

first marathon cinematic that dropped fed generations

we do need more marketing

i noticed they are not going nearly as crazy with marketing as they did with destiny 1 or 2

[final monolith]

i need to lowk brainwash my gc into buying marathon

i need a squad

[odd juniper]

I was just watching marathon edits and now I’m making one cause I got inspired

[final monolith]

bro ping me when you finish

im binging the entire catalog

its so peak

[rough sail]

Half the damn server is muted so it's just newgens talking 🥀

[final egret]

is Marathon vc the same as the Destiny one as in the quality of the audo ?

[cursive perch]

is there any recent build gameplay footage on YT ?

[final egret]

no

[bitter hollow]

no

[dreamy forge]

NDA

[bitter hollow]

i mean

nah

its way better

[modern stump]

Im sure we re getting another video soon, isn’t the current ARG not finished ? We have dac 2 but afaik no use for it yet

[bitter hollow]

there's some clips you can look at that show it

that were officially released on twitter

[final egret]

dang so no microwave mics and PS4 load times in LFGs with randoms

[final monolith]

wait wait newgen question

its there like open voip

[bitter hollow]

you could still technically still matchmake with blueberries lmao

[final monolith]

can i scream at randoms

[bitter hollow]

yes

[final monolith]

jesus christ

perfect

[bitter hollow]

they added voip i believe in the last playtest

maybe earlier

[final egret]

they added it after lot sof people were saying the game would be ruined without vc

[bitter hollow]

sometime last year when they went dark for a while

[final egret]

maybe they saw how successful it was in ark too idk idk

[celest coyote]

It was the closest one with a prospect for habitability until they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri that’s promising

[digital light]

I can’t find any on YouTube shorts bru ion have TikTok 😭 I’m boutta get it js for the sake of watching marathon edits

[languid plume]

😔

[bitter hollow]

youtube shorts lmaoooo

[digital light]

Strict parents type shiiii

It ain’t my fault

[bitter hollow]

tragic

[digital light]

Indeed 🥀

[celest coyote]

Imo you’re being spared

[bitter hollow]

youtube shorts gets new tiktok trends like 3 months after they happen on tiktok

[final monolith]

im on my browser

ion got tiktok app

you just need an acc

[digital light]

Ahahhhhh

I like the way you think

[bold blaze]

Need the playtest to drop. Need to skin some shells for Charter

[bitter hollow]

feb 11th trust

[zinc badger]

Feb38th release date

[digital light]

Yeah I mean I’ve heard abt some pretty gnarly stuff but like the editssss

[final monolith]

i will be on voip chittering like a madman and screaming my lungs off

[digital light]

I must see

[bold blaze]

Play void and make people go mad while invis

[digital light]

LMAO yessss

[final monolith]

thats the strat

[digital light]

Void is gonna be such a great option for rage bait

[kindred vigil]

chud shell

[bitter hollow]

void will be worse than void hunter in edge of fate

[bold blaze]

Was it bad? I stopped after final shape lol

[bitter hollow]

if you weren't playing void hunter in pvp during edge of fate you were basically selling your entire team

it was bad

invis would fry everyone

its probably still that way tbh

[bold blaze]

The chud traxus simp vs the Chad arachne enjoyer

I don't make the rules

[bold blaze]

So like stasis when beyond light came out

[teal condor]

Man the Midas still feel good in D2

Can't get over it

[kindred vigil]

Release stasis..🫩

[teal condor]

And the Marathon Ghost Shell in D2 rn is the most beautiful shell 😭

[final egret]

Release prismatic hunter

[bold blaze]

Strand titan after BoW released

[celest coyote]

Gottem

[dreamy forge]

I heard that if you're good at Apex then you will be good at Marathon

[final egret]

I took tomorrow off to play Highguard

[final monolith]

you see, i have depicted me as the skin reaping chad and you as the nucaloric hamburger hoarder

[teal condor]

I have empathy for those that are getting the D2 stuff for free with Marathon but don't play D2

[bold blaze]

I don't really see the similarities between those two games

Besides them being fps games

[dark rampart]

Apart from it being a hero shooter

[final monolith]

apex seems 4000x faster than marathon tbh

both in gunplay and movement

[bold blaze]

yea

[dark rampart]

And maybe a couple of the movement abilities

But thats it

Its going to be a lot slower paced

[outer grove]

apex blows

[dark rampart]

At first especially

[outer grove]

highguard better

[short pecan]

if your good at fps games then you'll be good at any fps game

[scenic meteor]

stasis is already out

[short pecan]

that didnt make sense

my bad

i wont speak again

[kindred vigil]

Release pvp stasis

[trim summit]

[final monolith]

nah nah that makes sense

[kindred vigil]

Scooby use ur 🧠

[final monolith]

like there is GAME KNOWLEDGE and there is muscle memory

[scenic meteor]

wym release its out

[final monolith]

aim and things

[kindred vigil]

Like...pre nerf stasis 💔

[trim summit]

my memories have muscles???

[final monolith]

you cant purely win out of game knowledge and you cant win

[kindred vigil]

Scooby ur trolling me

[final monolith]

out of aim alone if you're just wandering around

[celest coyote]

I think so

[final monolith]

some of em

[short pecan]

honestly

just play Destiny 2 PvP and learn about how marathon works

[celest coyote]

That’s why they’re too strong to shake away their trauma

[celest coyote]

🤮

[outer grove]

i think as long as you’re comfortable aiming with any game you should be fine

[trim summit]

i’m uncomfortable period

[short valley]

Chudathob

[outer grove]

true

[final monolith]

chudaton

[final egret]

songi bob

[final monolith]

nothing ever escapes

[outer grove]

aren’t you excited

for highguard

[frank crest]

highgoty*

[final monolith]

wheres #highguardsweep

[celest coyote]

Honestly after it wins next years game awards they just have to cancel every year after that

[outer grove]

give it 15 awards

even the mobile one

[celest coyote]

Video gaming has reached its pinnacle

[final monolith]

yeah

gacha game award

highguard

mobile game

[final monolith]

highguard

[frank crest]

it’ll probably win goty for about 20 more years until high guard 2 comes out

[outer grove]

it’s going to be generational

[bold blaze]

Guys it's clearly gonna be a marathon sweep

[dark rampart]

Facts

[wary zealot]

@kindred vigil

[dark rampart]

Highguard>Gta 6

[final monolith]

pfff

[outer grove]

i mean

[final monolith]

highguard is clearly

[frank crest]

highguard solos im afraid

[final monolith]

CLEARLY

[outer grove]

it’s made by the creators of titanfall

[final monolith]

the winner here

[celest coyote]

We don’t talk about that game here

[trim summit]

does highguard own an air fryer though?

[dark rampart]

This is the Highguard discord

[final monolith]

marathon? more like maraDONT

am i right fellas

[celest coyote]

I’d hope so

[short pecan]

if marathon was released last year would it win goty

[final monolith]

*swipes hair back

[dark rampart]

Hell nah

[outer grove]

larpguard

i can’t wait

[dark rampart]

That Alpha was cheeks

[final monolith]

yeah

[trim summit]

[final monolith]

marathon more like larpathon

[bold blaze]

Nah, the E33 glaze was too much

[outer grove]

i would make a larp joke about highguard but they have no names

[short pecan]

fraud obscure 33

[final egret]

don't like E33

[outer grove]

i like it

but i don’t hate a lot of things

[celest coyote]

Can’t endorse French ppl

[bold blaze]

True

[final egret]

boring and long

[outer grove]

the length definitely sucked

[final monolith]

true

[final egret]

don't get how people can sit and play game for 100+ hours just fighting CPUs

[outer grove]

well

[final monolith]

ok now thats different

[trim summit]

wait till you hear about dark souls games

[outer grove]

i mean the builds were fun

[final monolith]

wait until you hear about the whole rpg genre

[final egret]

I've heard of dark souls

[final monolith]

digital devil saga, persona

[celest coyote]

Any game with a single player or co op campaign

[final monolith]

idk

[celest coyote]

Pac-Man

[final monolith]

cod world at war

[trim summit]

paws at you

[short pecan]

i like pvp buildcrafting

[final egret]

most campaigns are like 5-6 maybe 6-7 hours

[final monolith]

super mario brothers

[final monolith]

maybe WHAT

how much

how many hours

can you say that again

[celest coyote]

Replayability

[outer grove]

you could just play pve extraction shooter

like duckov

[final egret]

escape from Duckov

[celest coyote]

Let’s not forget enter the gungeon

Any bullet hell

[final egret]

when will a Chinese company make a duck parody game of Marathon

[final monolith]

is the sims 2 for the DS an rpg

[outer grove]

hopefully soon

[brittle spear]

Did someone say Marathon!?

[outer grove]

i can’t wait to see marathon chinese ripoff

[trim summit]

i’m not a fan of the chinese gov-

[final egret]

Chinese companies nowdays make hella good games

[celest coyote]

No

[celest coyote]

Bonkers has been eliminated

[short pecan]

i used to love miitopia on the DS

[outer grove]

i still like spelunky 2

[final egret]

I like Dying Light

[kindred vigil]

I know a fella who likes that too

[celest coyote]

Anyone dying on they light rn

Fallout

[final monolith]

they should make

marathon rhythm game

dds

[final egret]

osu

[short pecan]

escape will make me rock

n roll

[celest coyote]

Scrap this whole extraction shooter bs we know what we need

[trim summit]

damn, when the light is dying 😭

[final monolith]

now THIS is an idea the investors will like

[kindred vigil]

where did osu genuinely come from

[final egret]

Will bungie allow the name Lacari's Notepad (Timelost) 🤔

[outer grove]

marathon but it’s actually not an extraction shooter

[kindred vigil]

It's like that game spawned in and everyone knows it

[final monolith]

its been a thing for like

ccenturies

[final egret]

I know hella asians love osu

[trim summit]

7 day ban 💀

[kindred vigil]

I know

[outer grove]

osu is old

it’s like

[final monolith]

dude

[kindred vigil]

but it's like damn bruh where tf it came from

[final egret]

it seems a very asian coded game

[final monolith]

osu is like

[outer grove]

20sometjing

years old

[celest coyote]

What’s an asian

[kindred vigil]

wtf

[final monolith]

released on September 16, 2007, making it 18 years old as of September 2025

[outer grove]

yeah

[final monolith]

osu is 18 years old

[kindred vigil]

its old enough to vote

[trim summit]

i think they came from squid game

[outer grove]

but it’s goated

but i like anything

[short pecan]

i dont think squid can play games

[final monolith]

its been a rhythm game staple since forever

[outer grove]

so don’t listen to what i say

[celest coyote]

I almost spit out my drink

[trim summit]

how does a staple game?

[final monolith]

i like keyboard rhythm games more

[kindred vigil]

guy who likes anything 💀

[final monolith]

with passion

and love

[final egret]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SMuuW7yQNak

[outer grove]

ok you know that’s not true

[final monolith]

guys

me liking rhythm games have nothing to do with me being asian

its just that we all play it

[celest coyote]

How’d u have that so fast

[final monolith]

and we made them

[trim summit]

why did you have that ready to post

[final egret]

I love that meme

[outer grove]

no i play extraction shooters sorry

hope this helps

[final monolith]

hope this helps

[final egret]

for some reason I have a meme memorized for almost anything people say

[short pecan]

the last extraction shooter i played was mw3 zombies

[digital light]

That’s actually so beautiful

I bet your meme collection is peak

[final egret]

autism made me remember almost every patch note in League I've read and loads of memes but nothing useful

[outer grove]

i will never forgive myself for buying modern warfare 3 after 2

[kindred vigil]

I'm sorry bout that

[kindred vigil]

og or new

[outer grove]

the new

both on PS

[kindred vigil]

yeah that happens

[final monolith]

thats powerful

[short pecan]

zombies was the only good thing about mw3, still dont think it was worth 60 quid

[final egret]

I don't even save memes I always just know where to look them up

[final monolith]

they should hire you for a professional team

[celest coyote]

I don’t think the og had zombies did it

[kindred vigil]

Ur bugging the zombies??

[final monolith]

"yo jimmy what about patch note 5.6 what happened to yasuo"

[trim summit]

how does that affect the fortnite shop

[outer grove]

no

[kindred vigil]

Shi was just warzone

[digital light]

That’s even better LMAO, I love that

[final monolith]

marathon x lebron james collab

can we add hatsune miku do marathon

[dark rampart]

Marathon x Fortnite

[celest coyote]

*war zone was just shit

[outer grove]

marathon x arc raiders

[kindred vigil]

hell nah!!

[final monolith]

can we have a juice world to marathon

can he sing

huge 3d model

[celest coyote]

Could

[trim summit]

i don’t think he’s alive to do that

[final monolith]

😭

[final egret]

Bungie seems to only do collabs with 20-30+ year old franchises

[short pecan]

mw3 zombies was amazing it was co-op but everyone gave you the best stuff if you followed them

[kindred vigil]

If we add miku and teto #they will come

[final monolith]

dragon ball collab

[kindred vigil]

the vocaloid fans 🥀

[final egret]

a Star Wars, Back to the Future and Mass Effect collab in the big 25 🥀

[kindred vigil]

I mean that's probably their inspirations

[final monolith]

i will not perceive mass effect slander

[outer grove]

refunded that game

[trim summit]

perchance

[outer grove]

thank god it was 5 bucks

[celest coyote]

I beg your pardon

[final egret]

JJK Avengers and Dragon ball collab maybe with Hatsune Miku and IshowSpeed too

[final monolith]

TRUE

this will save the game

hear that investors?

[celest coyote]

Ishowspeed shell in marathon

[final monolith]

scratch that, habbo hotel marathon collab

[celest coyote]

Now that is visionary

[final monolith]

world of warcraft collab

[short pecan]

bro last week i talked about a cyberpunk collab and some guy had an argument with me and then started to glaze ai 💔

[final monolith]

holy slippery slope

[kindred vigil]

sounds about right

[final monolith]

marathon x chatgpt collab

[outer grove]

arena breakout infinite has a cyberpunk collab

[digital light]

Wtf 😭 That’s awful

[final monolith]

wuthering waves collab

[celest coyote]

wake the fuck up marathon, we have a bunch of corps to serve

[celest coyote]

Cue the gif with the guy writing fire

[final egret]

the cyberpunk anime was peak we will be seated for the 2nd season too

[outer grove]

how would we ever get a cyberpunk collab if the game is literally about working for corporations

[short pecan]

what if marathon collabed with real life, we could become runners guys how peak would that be 🥹

[final egret]

Rebecca Adam Smasher and David shell in marthonium

[final monolith]

this game made a fatal mistake of rewarding tribalism, i will now use my jjk slander experience to diss other factions and glaze mine

[celest coyote]

Ik they’re making another but a direct second season be kinda difficult to do

[final egret]

it's a 2nd season but with new characters there's a trailer out

[outer grove]

it’s a big spoiler

[celest coyote]

I know I just think the prospect is funny

Like a halo reach 2

[final monolith]

wait wait

bungie hear me out

SOLO LEVELING COLLAB

they should hire me

[short pecan]

Lucy is dead

[celest coyote]

I’ll call John Bungie

[final monolith]

thanks

[bright olive]

anyone knows where to find the trader animations?

[final egret]

Sun Jin Woo

[pliant imp]

When is the open beta? 🫃

[outer grove]

yesterday

you missed it

[digital light]

That’d be sick asf lowkey

High key actually

[celest coyote]

There’s a preview weekend sometime before launch, no date yet

[north echo]

They gave away free stuff to kinda bummer you missed the playtest

Ok pfhorskin

[celest coyote]

Yeah my bad

[final monolith]

is mpreg part of the marathon lore

[celest coyote]

Didn’t realize it wasn’t someone new

[final monolith]

is this canon chat

[celest coyote]

I think so it’s been so prevalent

[north echo]

No this is a canon 💣

[digital light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289606651854327861/1361123889140334652/FunnyMarathon_1-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[short pecan]

yeah apparently tea bagging other players makes them pregnant

[digital light]

🙂‍↕️

[final monolith]

i almost spat out my water

[digital light]

LMAO

[final monolith]

LMAOOOO

[north echo]

Mpreg for mascot

[digital light]

I haven’t used that one in ages

[final monolith]

i am saving this gif

oh my god

[digital light]

Glad I was finally able to use it

Yessssss

I have more

Not of mpreg tho unfortunately

[final monolith]

yeah unfortunately

such woe

[digital light]

Indeed 🥀

[celest coyote]

I learned what that word meant like last week and I really wish I could go back

[north echo]

🫳

Wat does it mean

[digital light]

You lucky duck

[pliant imp]

🫃 ruled new noise in the dark times

[digital light]

At least you didn’t find out til js recently

[celest coyote]

Some kind of spaghetti sauce

[final monolith]

ive been wired in the omegaverse

[north echo]

Wat

I must search

[final monolith]

im a knower

[digital light]

Do y’all remember when dacs were sacred and everyone and their mum was tryna get one, now they’re so easy to get 😭

Or is it js me

[north echo]

Just you

[celest coyote]

I’m too new

[final monolith]

yeah unc

[digital light]

Ah shit

[final monolith]

i joined here yesterday

i got handed it on a silver plate

[digital light]

Sigh

[final monolith]

imagine having to work for it lmao

[north echo]

Maybe pick a role first

[final monolith]

couldnt be me

[digital light]

It was like Black Friday shopping I kid you not

[short pecan]

you have no roles here yet

join sekiguchi

[north echo]

Poopiguchi

[digital light]

I joined awhile back and then left, and then came back 💔

[short pecan]

how could you

[north echo]

You’re not leaving we’re keeping you now

[digital light]

The freaking art rumors got to me man…I’m sorry 😭

[obsidian quartz]

i remember when everyone got one and was sending in here just giving themselves away

[brittle spear]

Art rumor?

[short pecan]

should i skin you instead

[digital light]

LMAO dw I ain’t leaving

[short pecan]

force you into an arachne

[digital light]

No thank you 👁️👄👁️

I’ll pass 😃

[north echo]

Join nucal we have food

[final monolith]

hope you all are ready for when ts comes out i will be recording 420p clips of me on void

[celest coyote]

We have bingus

[final monolith]

screaming and jumping at people

[digital light]

LMAO that was quite a special time

[north echo]

We have

[short pecan]

well we have

[celest coyote]

Benjamin

[north echo]

Who wants a worm when you can have

[final monolith]

i dont trust nucaloric agents around animals

just a hunch

[celest coyote]

And

[short pecan]

who wants a pink robotic cat when you can have

[north echo]

They are well fed

[digital light]

Yea the cat js disappeared and never came back

[short pecan]

they remind me of something from my childhood actually

[digital light]

Like c’mon

[pliant imp]

Join mpreg

[north echo]

HEY

[obsidian quartz]

im gonna need your skin

[north echo]

Or join mpreg yeah

[digital light]

They remind me of the little Rollie pollies

Idk how to spell that

[celest coyote]

Yeah prolly join mpreg

[north echo]

White is mpreg

[obsidian plover]

yawn

what's up nerduses

[obsidian plover]

how many ya'll played in the snow yet?

[final monolith]

we're talking about mpreg

[obsidian plover]

that's so last year

[celest coyote]

Yeah there’s no time for snow

[final monolith]

sacred thermodynamics of mpreg

[final monolith]

did the great meme reset hit mpreg

[north echo]

Can someone model aerodynamics of mpreg

[short pecan]

THEY WERE CALLED HEXBUGS

REMINDS ME OF HEXBUGS

[celest coyote]

Yes, though at that scale it’s more of a stochastic process

[digital light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289683945033564160/1362152964730388611/Void_snatch.gif

[obsidian plover]

Yeah

[obsidian quartz]

oh I know exactly what you're talking about yes they totally are

[digital light]

Why are my memes just links

Am I doin smth wrong

[north echo]

After the incident we don’t have embeds

[obsidian quartz]

no embeds here

[digital light]

Oh crap

What kinda shenanigans did y’all pull

[celest coyote]

There was this plagiarism thing

[pliant imp]

Who preordered mpreg edition?

[digital light]

Oh sob

[celest coyote]

I actually have no idea if that was it

[digital light]

That’s unfortunate

[short pecan]

https://youtu.be/Rh5oWszjIy0

[celest coyote]

I assume so

[short pecan]

HEXBUGS ADVERT

[north echo]

Someone put mpreg everywhere probably

[digital light]

Oh my days

[north echo]

Why is this guy reacting mpreg to every mpreg

[obsidian plover]

mpred is like april of 2025. Can we get sum new content?

[digital light]

That and probably people spamming their dacs

[north echo]

Oh my bad

[obsidian quartz]

idk what happened but I lost my dac almost immediately, the bot that dmed me just like stopped showing it ever

i should have saved it

[digital light]

Y’all if mpreg gets out of hand again we ain’t even gonna be able to send memes anymore

[digital light]

Naurrrrrr

That’s so sad

[celest coyote]

Actually an mpreg would be more aerodynamic than an m

[brittle spear]

Is Marathon going to be a banger in face of bungies criticism

[celest coyote]

Significantly

[digital light]

Yeah that was the first thing I did once I finally got mine

[north echo]

Marathon IS a banger

Doctor strange already sees the timeline

[celest coyote]

I think you can bring it back by going to leaderboards

[celest coyote]

[obsidian quartz]

🙏 🙏 🙏

holy immediately worked

[celest coyote]

I just made a bunch of sous vide chicken now I get to sear it

[digital light]

Big brainssssss

[celest coyote]

Yay

[digital light]

Ayeeeeee

[obsidian quartz]

saved it this time

[digital light]

That’s fire

[obsidian quartz]

mmm chiken

[digital light]

That sounds so bomb

Sharing is caring

[celest coyote]

I’ll mail some

[hybrid grotto]

[digital light]

Bet bet

[north echo]

You picked the wrong side now you must face the consequences

[digital light]

I mainly js picked it bc I love red

If I’m being completely honest rn

[north echo]

I mean we’re basically red

[obsidian quartz]

literally same it just has the best red lmao

[digital light]

Exactlyyyy

[north echo]

Pastel red >

[digital light]

See they understand

[obsidian quartz]

I was nu before but then this one was nicer

[celest coyote]

I do like red

[north echo]

We love red

[celest coyote]

But my neon cyberpunk aesthetic lured me to bingus

[digital light]

Indeed we do

[digital light]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-laughing-reverse-reverse-card-reverse-uno-gif-3758578067338957449

Gottem

[north echo]

Who has this guy

[digital light]

[celest coyote]

[digital light]

Only in the marathon chat tho 💔

[obsidian quartz]

that's triage's little guy

[north echo]

Just happy to be here

[teal condor]

For my D2 gang

[rough sail]

We are ALL playing highguard tomorrow

[teal condor]

Y'all ever play double primary

[obsidian quartz]

highguard so soon for real

I'm kinda excited

[north echo]

Double pumpers

[round heart]

[glacial bane]

[north echo]

[pliant imp]

Is high guard free to play?

[rough sail]

Yes

[earnest frigate]

crazy that they didn't even do a pre-DL for highguard

[brittle spear]

Is high guard releasing tomorrow?

[earnest frigate]

the game launches tomorrow but since it's been announced it feels like nothing happened

[pliant imp]

I’ll test it out

[north echo]

How big is it

[pliant imp]

They didn’t release anything after the trailer I think

[brittle spear]

Highguard till Marathon releases

[north echo]

If it’s 100gb I will be fuming

[worn knoll]

Confirmation for all who need to know: the long awaited 6th (and final? well that doesn't sound right...we'll have to do a seventh somehow, bungie never leaves it at 6) Book Time with Blitzbat does in fact begin at <t:1769392800:t>

[earnest frigate]

looks soulless af honestly, but I want to be pleasently surprised

[obsidian quartz]

it's only like 25

[earnest frigate]

they wrote 20~25Gb on the steam page

[north echo]

Welp it’s a game until marathor comes out

Bark raiders is

[pliant imp]

Yeah I’m not expecting much but it’s free

[north echo]

Need a game that hooks me for life

[pliant imp]

🫃

[north echo]

No.

[obsidian quartz]

it's from Titanfall and apex devs I'm expecting a lot

[earnest frigate]

play DBDL

[obsidian quartz]

apex was unbelievable on release and that was free too

[north echo]

Dead by daylight?

[earnest frigate]

won't be for life, but you can be hooked every game

[earnest frigate]

yea

[teal condor]

My fellow Discordians

marton

[north echo]

Mara’s thong

[grand whale]

Hello chat I’m being productive and doing my assignments

[celest coyote]

[north echo]

Good continue being

While I’m procrastinating

Actually I’ll stop goodbye

[grand whale]

Ty for the reminder almost started procrastinating

[grand whale]

Good job, bye and good luck friend

[north echo]

That’s a WILD url

[celest coyote]

Wonder what that could be

[north echo]

That chipmunk stuffin some balls

Not just any balls

[obsidian quartz]

this is why we don't have embed perms

y'all are insane

[north echo]

Could be worse

[final monolith]

CRAZY url

[obsidian quartz]

doesn't mean it's good

[north echo]

Well we can’t have nice things

[celest coyote]

Really just dropped that url unprompted, refused to elaborate, and left

[viral lagoon]

wild

[north echo]

Wait he actually left lmao

What a chad

[glacial bane]

Left or banned

[celest coyote]

Hey wait it’s gone

[north echo]

Might be one of herobrines accomplices

[primal rapids]

oh yah

highguard tomorrow

and they're deciding to finally show actual gameplay the same day

what marketing strategy is this

[north echo]

It’s the you gotta download to see strategy

Even though a youtuber is gonna play anyway

[obsidian quartz]

apex shadow drop strat

[glacial bane]

Whos the publisher

[obsidian quartz]

them

[glacial bane]

Maybe its the 0 in marketing budget strategy

Well there you go

[obsidian quartz]

they are probably hinging it on their reputation too

which is working for me at least

[north echo]

Can’t say bad things if you don’t show anything big brain

[obsidian quartz]

honestly it looks like fantasy apex with destructible terrain and that might just be enough for me if they pull off the gameplay

[teal condor]

You fight like a demon for those zones

Marathon shader D2 is 100% wasabi color

[elfin tulip]

MARCH 6TH? LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO too bad theyre not doing another playtest to see what changed from the last one

[teal condor]

Who's lurkin 👀

[pure mason]

(A faint, scary laugh)

[cursive perch]

whats the most recent gameplay footage on YouTube ?

like from a match, not vidoc directed cuts

[old silo]

hopefully soon

[bitter canopy]

going to be from april

[tough flame]

[prisma flower]

hola

[final monolith]

im consuming every marathon related media on the web rn

[atomic quail]

how far in are you atm

[final monolith]

not enough

theres always more to learn

[atomic quail]

ngl my marathon exposure has been mandalores series on the trilogy and a glance at the website

[final monolith]

i dont fw video essays much but mandalore is great

im playing the games rn

may need to watch later

[trim summit]

burps
yummy baja blast

[obsidian quartz]

[bitter canopy]

Mandalores videos are awesome

[grand whale]

Makes sense rather keep people excited for how bad something might be instead of trying to show all redeeming qualities about the game and kill all the curiosity

[dreamy forge]

Jake The Alright does a fantastic job of catching you up on the lore

[grand whale]

@vestal swallow hi

[bitter canopy]

Jake the goat

[north echo]

Jake the aleft

[glacial bane]

🫗
🥤

[north echo]

You left the lid on

[glacial bane]

mb

[north echo]

[spare shore]

[glacial bane]

[celest coyote]

which one u on

[grand whale]

.

[storm galleon]

I’m copping the collector’s edition just for that sick thief runner shell statue. And it lights up. 👀

And the box. The box is pretty tight as well

[lilac lodge]

highguard midnight release party lets go

[brittle spear]

Does Highguard have in game vc?

I will spread the word of marathon

[obsidian quartz]

4am for me 😔

will have to play tomorrow

[brittle spear]

I got work tomorrow

[lilac lodge]

same

[celest coyote]

no true disciple of highguard shall sacrifice a release play session for some simple sleep

[outer grove]

it releases at like 10am anyway

[obsidian quartz]

I also have a game of dnd tomorrow so I won't get to play until like tomorrow afternoon at the earliest

[charred ether]

I didnt realize that you dont have to preorder Marathon to get the preorder bonus's. You just have to buy the game by March 17th to get all preorder stuff included. Did you guys know about this?

[obsidian quartz]

yeah I can't believe they are releasing it on a day I had prior commitments what absolutely terrible timing

[obsidian quartz]

shouldn't preorder games anymore anyway

[final monolith]

firsto ne

[worn knoll]

Book time in 20 minutes

The exciting conclusion that involves an unusual amount of boring politics

for an exciting conclusion

OH WAIT NO DAMN

Gang.

Friends.

Pals.

I have forgotten a very important detail

of my day tomorrow

book time may be postponed

if not canceled

WE'LL FINISH IT SOON

[scenic meteor]

good

i wasnt showin up 🙅‍♂️

[worn knoll]

scooby you're almost as non-committal as me!!!

[scenic meteor]

im pretty committal to things i know about

book time is 50/50 🙄

[celest plover]

[dreamy forge]

I made it to Tekken King

[brittle spear]

Highguard is supposed to release tomorrow and not even showing up on Xbox store yet

[gleaming flicker]

Highguard goty!

[celest plover]

Highguard available now?

[snow sandal]

Going to try it out tomorrow

[gleaming flicker]

Honestly it seems interesting but we haven’t seen or heard anything about it

[snow sandal]

Yea opposite marketing then marathon lol

[brittle spear]

Imagine if we didn’t know anything of Marathone before they released it

[hasty umbra]

I think I need to sleep.

[prime siren]

In marathon will I be personally allowed to hug the silkworms that wove my shell?

[charred ether]

#🗣marathon-general-chat message

[celest coyote]

ive mentioned this to a few other ppl trying them, the second and third have no music in the levels. if ur on steam, there's a fan soundtrack in the steam workshop by Talashar that are absolutely fantastic and very much fit the vibes, highly recommend

[limber ledge]

Ping me when book time starts

[worn knoll]

I will call attendance! (though it's looking more like an if tonight)

[final monolith]

yo thank you

🫡

[fresh cradle]

Does anyone have the measures of the collectors box handy (basic height, width, depth) Trying to see if my current display case is good

[sweet verge]

[scenic meteor]

Blitz don’t fw us

[celest coyote]

It won’t fit in standard mason jars

[worn knoll]

no measurements bc I don't have it with me but it's fuckin' big

it's so big

it's really quite large

it's bigger than you think

[scenic meteor]

i hear that alot

[fresh cradle]

I thought it was just big

[limber ledge]

It’s literally huge

Like I can hug it

[worn knoll]

it does not fit on any shelf in my house

[lone tartan]

aw man

[limber ledge]

I can’t send a pic here

But it’s huge

I kinda understand it costing $170

That and their limited

Thank God I have a credit card

And whoever here gave me the idea of doing so