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Except Uranus, that one kinda sucks
Space is peak
jesus I need to sleep
Jupiterās largest moon, Ganymede, is also large enough that itād be a planet if it werenāt orbiting Jupiter
So Uranus is not named after a god ?
Itās literally bigger than mercury
sorry gang resident loremaster off-duty, pfhorskin you're pretty good too keep up for me
It is
There's a god named Uranus
It is, named after Ouranos, Titan of the sky I think?
Oh noo
Halo Macworld Trailer
Wow
Actually Ouranos predated the gods and the titans
It was halo before gates
Ouranus mustāve been something special then
It's just weird because all the planets are named after the romanized names of Greek gods except Uranus I think so if they made it line up it'd make more sense and have a better name
yeah the halo name was chosen I think when it was still an RTS, it was always going to be called halo
just
All of these are from which mythology ?
set in the marathon universe
Greek, Norse?
Isnāt Ganymede where Jett from cowboy bebop is from
greek and roman interchangeably
Yeah thereās lots of similarities, like the forerunners and the Jjarro, covenant and pfhor etc.
Yes I think so
Romans first (the planet ones) then Greeks second with Zeus, Poseidon etc. came after
This shi low-key interesting
I think itās the other way around, but the Romanās were just so much more influential
Ima dive in some research on all of this
I always thought the Roman names came first. Maybe Iām wrong
Hidden Xperia has good summaries of the og marathon games
Always a much bigger fan of Greek mythology though
Me too. Percy Jackson was my source for it all
Though I couldnāt get into the new show
Greek mythology was always the coolest but Iām also a sucker for Egyptian shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_(mythology) Mercury is some sort of heavenly messenger and the planet orbits the sun very fast due to it's small orbit if you get what I mean.
Thereās a cool story about hades kidnapping his wife and itās the reason we have seasons
Uranus is named after the Greek god Ouranos which is weird because all the other planets are named after their roman equivalents, the roman version would be Caelus which is a way cooler name and fixes the whole UrANUS problem #NameItCaelus
Persephone I believe
Yeah Caelus is a much cooler name I agree
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
She was hot in the Percy Jackson movie
Although when I read the books I always read her name as āpurse a phoneā like a telephone
Hermes my boy
Caelus was so cool in Destiny
They used to theorize there was a planet between mercury and the sun, called Vulcan
But that didnāt end up being true š
Is this Star Trek lol
Traxus referenced
Basically. Technically Star Trek invented automatic doors
Vulcans Greek counterpart was Hephaestus
Compiler, 500 cigarettes please
The forger, who was so ugly that his mom Hera threw him off a mountain
Love when they use gods in comics also
If I remember correctly
Mercury is the fastest planet in the solar system in terms of orbiting around the sun hence the name.
Yeah. The close u are to the sun the faster u orbit
Speaking of Hephaestus heās a big part of both marvel and Dc. He created wonder womanās armor
exactly.
And the slower you tend to spin
Oh yeah I forgot how much Greek stuff is in there
Ares is one of wonder womanās main villains
Which might be tidal forces? Might also just be a trend Iām not sure
It's also the closest planet to every other planet in the solar system
that's why it's so fast, yeah.
I GUESS
Because it spins around the sun so fast it manages to be the closest all the time cause sometimes the ones that would be closer are on the other side of the sun, so on average it's the closest
It's funny
For some reason I hate that
But youāre right
Iām infuriated
I love space
And massive
I don't think the average person knows how far away the earth is from the moon
It's nuts
Yeah itās pretty wild to see
Especially when it looks so much closer from our perspective
Like you could fit every other planet in between the earth and moon if you stuffed them all in there and were some sort of reality warping god and could do that
and the most terrifying thing probably about it is... we will never know or see all about it or of it.
We just have no natural sense of distance at that scale
Yeah. Even if we became super spacefaring, we probably couldnāt escape the local group of galaxies
Given the universe expansion
Yeah the observable universe is MASSIVE but it's only the OBSERVABLE part, we have no clue how big it actually is
Escaping the galaxy is already extremely generous w the technology that would require
The galaxy is so goddamn huge
Yeah. Even if we developed FTL travel, itād depend on how fast we could go beyond light
Youād have to go so much faster than light, like hundreds of thousands of times faster to get places within any reasonable amount of time
I kinda wanna watch a space documentary now. xD
There's this guy on TikTok who goes into universe sim which is literally just a simulation of the universe and manages to find earth starting from outside the galaxy just using star clusters and stuff as landmarks, that mf was born like 5000 years early
Oh I love those games
No chance will we have that sort of tech in 5000 years
Oh melody sheep just released a video recently, thanks for reminding I forgot to watch it š¤¦āāļø
Yeah everyone is like "Wow light speed is so fast" and it is, but in terms of universal sizes it's a snails pace
It might not even be possible, weād need exotic matter
I love that we donāt even know the smallest amount too
Oh yeah the human race is dying within my lifetime I wrote it down
If thatās even real
All the theories. Theyāre all close though
Yeah the more we learn, the more we realize we donāt know
Alright that's a doomer take I don't follow
Newton was very close, then Einstein theory of space time model of gravity proved that gravity isnāt a force at all
And now we know that mass and bending arenāt all quantum also
Its slow compared to how far space has stretched out, early space wouldāve been way more ideal for travel, I think we are a late species even tho some say we may be earlier
AI Squidward said so, August 12th 2036, The heat death of the universe
Yeah and we have like 0 progress on unifying them
Damn you got me there
Then thereās dark matter
Geniuses like that blow my mind. Itās like the joke that how the fuck did they figure these things out with nothing
If I were sent back in time Iād be useless lmfao
Imagine making WiFi out of dirt
Which we know so little about, itās even been theorized our understanding of gravity at large scales is wrong
Has anyone read the three body problem trilogy, the theoretical stuff in that series is awesome, particularly the 3rd book and how they explain dark matter
I havenāt but I heard theyāre good
When it comes to physics many of them are just constantly proving each other wrong
I mean it only took us like 250 years to go from harnessing electricity to putting a robot on another planet
So we'll see
Personally I like the WIMPS dark matter theory the best
But thereās just no progress on finding them
Yeah but mark rober has blue prints and a general idea. Galileo and newton had cloth for shoes lmao
I think itās just so cool how abstract their thinking must have been
I agree
They really were goated, those dudes were incredible
And they could tell centuries ago that light must have a finite speed bc the shadow on Jupiter at some time was different from the shadow on mercury shouldāve been
And Einstein is a different beast. Discover space time model is mind boggling
Old scientists must've looked like crackheads to regular mfs
Mass and energy literally bending space. How the hell do you discover something like that
Like there might be some addict under a bridge in LA who's cooking up dark matter right now who knows
Literally. Salem witch trials if they were women
I mean I'm pretty sure all the MFS in the 1600s were on opiates anyways
He kinda cracks me up. When he was young he was so annoyed by older scientists not being receptive to new ideas. Then when he was old and QM was really ramping up, he realized heād become the old scientists resistant to new ideas
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Not that he didnāt believe in QM, there were just several things in it and interpretations he couldnāt agree with
True true
Honestly thatās one of the more sensible topic jumps I think weāve made
He was supposed to destroy the old head scientists not join them! Haha like if you get the reference! šš¤£š¤Ŗ
Considering mpreg
Excellent reference
Ough...
We literally talked about our favorite big robots and mechs last night for like 2 hours
So big and round...
It was awesome
I love Pacific Rim, too bad they never made a sequel
Its more than theorized general relativity does not work during the conditions of the big bang
Which is why string theory
Gypsy is dope
Isnāt it a shame
But string theory has so many loopholes to make itself work so theres 10 branches off of string theory
Idk Iām still skeptical about string theory
Its just a mess
Yeahhh
Either weāll never know or we wonāt be alive when everything is lmao
Crimson Typhoon was a jobber but it looked cool af
Got smoked immediately
Thereās also just no way to experimentally prove any of it yet
Same with Cherno
We definitely wont be alive but we will know eventually
Thatās another problem lol. We just donāt even know enough to flat out say āyouāre wrongā
So unless they can find some process directly influenced by it on a macro scale, weāll just never know
Yeah
Theres a lot of analytical tools that are currently missing, its a similar story to a lot of proofing in mathematics, we are just missing logical operators
Bro particle accelerators are insane btw
They just take a dozen mile long tube and shoot a bunch of particles to make them explode????
Thatās why the physicians are so cool to me. Couldāve just been a biologist who discovered microbes and been done with it lmao
At like mach 20???
I love biology
I like animals
I like watching videos of that giant vacuum room we spent millions building only to drop a bowling ball and feathers together in most the videos Iāve seen š
Specifically marine biology, there's some weird ass stuff in the ocean dude
I love marine animals
Ocean scary as hell
Space is way less scary than the ocean
They're too goddamn big
They are pretty dang big
My instagram is nothing but sea lions lately. Love those doofuses
Absolutely
How come some dog was like "I wanna be a fish again" and then just got goddamn HUGE
I think we can test it, we saw with the solution of hilberts sixth problem last year proofs exist to track particles at microscopic, mesoscopic and macroscopic levels
Evolution is crazy
Iām terrified of dark/ deep water
Oh thatās pretty sick, Iāll have to look into that
I gotta give respect to the Cambrian OGS
Literally canāt play subnautica
Those MFS were weird
yo why yall talkin bout epstein
????
Thank you
Einstein lol
I love you Sacabambaspis
those the same guys
The mythological lady thing?
thats him the island guy
Nah pfhor AND spht are in there not jjaro
The ones from pathways into darkness, marathons predecessor
Bc there was a Jjarro message bill Clinton watched according to the game
Oh lmfao thought you meant the siren like ladies.
Some old animals from the Cambrian were suuuper weird
I mean if they were anywhere itād probably be there
hey, when will be BETA-TEST?
I like boops boops
Whenever state of play is
There was a love death and robots episode about that myth
Some time i nfeb
No confirmation, but one of the weekends before release
Iāll have to watch it
Halucigenia is so goddamn strange
āJibaroā season 3
Super sick, itās done using animation, rotoscope and live action. Looks incredible
Thatās me and friends rules in no manās sky. You get 4 legs, you get 2 eyes. Exceed them and youāre marksed for extinction
One of the best episodes imo
That sounds awesome
Love that gamers have come together in space racism
Warhammer, helldivers, no man sky etc
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I do play tyranids tho
It's not the fact it's more than 2 it's the fact it's an odd number that's weird, like bugs can have a bunch of eyes but it's always an even number of em
Theyāre too fucking cool
Filthy Xenos
woah, no mans sky is not space racism. literal opposite lol
Megatherium was a crazy extinct animal
Not the way I play
I lied I don't care I like the necrons
True lol
brotha you trade and learn languages with aliens
Especially that one necron who has like a museum of a bunch of random stuff?
Also the gek were super racists and like had a huge genocide against the machine guys I canāt remember
Necrons are cool. Kinda a counter to my nids tho
They have tons of lore about how terrible the gek were to everyone else
Thereās a good pro game on YouTube were a tyranid player won against a pro necron player. Was a sick game
I'm pretty sure he has a map of the universe and he can literally squish a planet on it and it gets destroyed irl, Warhammer 40K is nuts
Plus yk
The Orks
no the gek were super warrior like but then the korvax put some hereditary gene in the future gek generations that made them chill and cool
Do I have to explain the Orks? Because they're stupid
Literally and in terms of their abilities
They can will anything into existence
I could tell them youāre mpreg and you just would be
It's sick but they're so dumb they literally don't realize
As long as they believe it to be true enough yeah
I love that meme where the guy says heās an ork and they believe him then he just turns into one
I love the dumb theory that the Orks are the only reason the emperor is even alive, I dont think it's canon at all but it's hilarious
They all believe he's immortal so he is
I love that their space ships donāt even have engines š¤£š
They just fly off sure will and stupidity
*pure
They're just random scrap strapped to asteroids but it works š
Man I need to go to sleep. I canāt type š
Like if you popped the hood on an ork car I guarantee you'd see actual nonsense
Good night everyone!!!! š«š«š«š«š«š«š«š«š«š«š«š«š«š«š«š«
I should also probably sleep but I don't wanna
Gn š« š«
i know
i had a dream i was playing marathon on linux then i woke up to realize it never happened. my life is ruined š¾
holy peak, finals player spotted
ew no
thats in your game collection lil chud, dont blame me
Is finals still a fun game ?
peak game
The movement in the game was nice
Hello Zura
Very scary very L
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AUUEEAUA
Whats the matter? Scared? š
you just encountered a top 100 finals master pro ultra rare annihilator
Why does that sound like a pack a punch name
i cant sadly atm, my setup has been eviscerated atm.
damn
Just get a new one duh
yup sorry. i would have played with you too lil bwo
steam machine
fr
just travel in time to buy it
Fr.
im on console, i would get pc but no job atm and i need money for other things lololoolo
isnāt the finals on console?
yes
It is, it's pretty fun.
not confirmed, so most likely no
nah, but kbm on finals is way better than rolller
Don't know for sure about fov
this is so depressing, we are in 2026 and there is no kbam support for consoles. Honestly probably a good thing the input lag would be horrible
Huh
dare i say the finals is one of the most unique shooters to exist over shadowed by poor media representation with streamers that poorly mislabeled the game.
I think the reason why is that kbm support opens the doors to cheater hardware so console tends to keep it limited
Ah
agreed, I love the finals
Xim and Cronus right?
ye
xim is so common for console its makes me wanna off my shi
I think the finals is just too sweaty, thats why it is not popular
high rank ow is literally xim spam
I love it btw
I like the Finals too but it gets boring quickly
unraned is ez, ranked is sweaty
Ye
Finding people who genuinely want to play it is hard
itās not that popular bc itās just ok
Most people just play Arc or black ops 7
SO true when Me, Scoob and Reva play we always end up logging off after match 5 cos the sbmm goes "oh you won one game? must be goated. Here's a bunch of 12 yros who no life the game"
i argue otherwise, so many playstyles and builds to make, every game feels different with dynamic events and destruction
Yeah that's always the case.
your mouth is to remain shut
whereās your pc at
If you don't play Black Ops 7, you are a terrorist
But still it's fun but like you said, few rounds and that's it
where your dad at lil bud
It gets boring for me because I got no one to play with and half of the people I do play with, play the game like its COD, never after the objective only trying to get kills. š
what mode do you play
yo hop on š
Cash out mode I think thatās what its called
Lol
Abduction
play world tour, itll change your life
I havenāt touched the finals in a while
bet
Same
world tour and cashout are the same now
yeah but he could mean quick cash tbf
the change was only recent so im only assuming
Do yall think bungie gonna pack thier bags with destiny ?
as in not update it anymore?
Yeah ?
nah
I played until renegades
Game is almost 10 years old, at some point they'll take it to the back of the barn
What's next ?
marathon
For d2 bro
idk tbf I don't play it personally but bungie said they were continuing Destiny content alongside marathon
nothing. death awaits
Who knows? Isnt Renegades the last big content drop for D2?
They should've ended it after last shape
Tbh
All good things must end at some point
it should have died at beyond light yall got ur content taken away and still played š š„
I hate it but it's my favourite game
If they wouldve done people wouldve complained even more. D2 has the strangest community
Point made lol
So many diablo 2 fans
True
Im sure Sony is going to want a D3 in the future, we'll see though
d2 is d3, d3 is lowkey not the most financially sound choice imo
who knows, I stopped playing after Witch Queen lol
its just labels in the grand scheme of things, ppl wanna see the words d3 so they feel diff and know they are playing "something" different.
I doubt it but, they did make a new marathon game after 30 years
Doubt
whatsupp poo man 360
The red class need to be done
Not much dishwasher, playing witcher 3 for the first time
hey brother they did this with d2, this will not fill the greed of the destiny fan base
But I mean, I stopped playing D² for about 8 or 9 months just to be dragged back into it.
Happens
I just missed playing
itās joever for bungie if this game flops
Even just being a solo player.
dare i say they made d2 too ez halfway into the game
game wont flop lowkey
Very muchš
That is why I'm really hoping it dosent flop
Hopefully they have the same mindset and make sure it doesn't flop
I don't think it'll flop as it doesn't seem to be that overhyped. At least in the main stream relm
damn
That's fine
I'm calling the police
We pew they whew
Cheaters get send to the gulag
Dude if u wanna cheat why u even playing the game
because they are chuds
superiority complex
i havenāt heard of anyone hyped to play assassin yet lol
Skill issue for them tbh. Just get good
Because they can't get any lower in life
Fr.
Im sending steam support thier address
Threat taken care of - Steam Support
And let's hope bungie cares about cheaters this time lol
steam support already has everybodyās addresses
isnt the anti cheat pretty good for marathon or am i misinformed???
No
isn't it battleye?
It's battleye plus paid entry in think
So if cheaters wanna cheat they have to pay to get cheats
no what dawg, bro just said no
Pay for chests like paying for a tit streamer to say their name.
Kernel Level Battleye
Bruh why would it be good
Don't shoot!
is that good or not m8
Paid entry is five times more of the anti cheat than the Battleye
Oh that is good
I don't know I just work here
i want you to ask yourself that qquestion, and think how silly it sounds
Riot vanguard
Just average I think]
okay thats what i was thinking
It's probably the best for now.
i just wnated an extra voice on this
cus i saw the anti cheat and thought, oh shi not bad m8 not bad
this isn't entirely true
boot level anti cheats just start on boot and so can detect cheat software before the OS has kicked in.
but you still might only get an account ban, it doesn't necessarily mean you'll get IP or MAC address bans
it does seem like bungie cares about this game, or else they wouldāve used ai voices, like another game i know
Oh thanks for clarifying
Today battleye is borderline useless. Cheating evolved
if you cheat in a game, your loved ones are skinned infornt of you, your knees are busted open and your finger joints crunched. then your released. the endš
Dosent valorant do hardware banning tho ?
I think there will be a flux of cheating on launch just to test the waters and it'll die down after that.
I'm not sure
I would imagine for the most part if you're using such an invasive anti cheat solution, you're probably looking to hardware ban players
Even if you get hardware banned it can be avoided
IP ban was always a nothing burger too
does riot spy on me with vanguard if i play valorant
Kernel does hardware ban them
imagine getting banned cos little bro cheated tho I'd cry
Yeah, that's true
it's more likely than you think!
Best reason to get the belt then
Whoop his ahh
this is terrible news
i will not cry, for my fists will transfer the duty of crying to my brother
Bro lemme borrow your account "gets banned" sorry lil bro
good
ban all cheaters
Need to go get some
But please come back
I'm definitely not leaving the house. Its -10F outside
dry cereal >>>
Useless, just like ya father š
Real psychos use water
You monster stay away from me
piss off
holy, 3 pings back to back to back
Banned
Ban this atrocity
Banned to eternal dry mouth
I've never understood people who feel really strongly about boot level anti cheat though. If you truly believe it's spying on you, don't play games with boot level anti cheat.
I think it's good to be aware of how boot level works and the risk it poses, but at the end of the day you could just.. not have your personal information stored on your gaming machine. It's so easily avoidable, but people hate on it before trying to actually take their own action against it first.
Cinnamon toast crunch is CRAZYYYY dry
lets see when i ping your head with a pair of brass knuckles buddy
Froot loops go hard when you're fried
why so violent
I bet ur body is just ash
they say love is pain
last I checked it wasn't
i think its more about the anti cheat being compromised by third parties and now they have your bikini pics from malta 2015
U ashy dry cereal eating hobo
hey it was a great photo shoot, so i will let them look
you should send me those š
Aight I'm joking
Dry apple jacks went crazy when I was a kid
U eat whatever u want
dmd
Oh noooo not my bikini pics š
Ashy is diabolical
i just found the song from the announcement trailer and damn itās amazing
are you meaning like if a hacker group got hold of vanguard for whatever reason?
oh no me in my marathong i hope bungie doesnt look through my camera roll
Link
but you're right. get it all in the cloud these days tbh
WHA
WHERE
Give sauce
@frank crest @vague hound
cloud????
that's too new gen for you tim
surely all your pics are stored on floppies?
itās made by a french group called justice
thank you goat š
im old but not that old
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This ? I found this long back
It was in the teaser
Found it right after it dropped
ur 10 minutes late for our finals date š„ š
dont have bikini photos on your pc
i dont care
give me real anti cheat
long live Vanguard
it popped up on my suggested because i kept listening to code race lol
Bro left you hanging
Kill him
What's for breakfast chat, I'm starving. I could eat ah...
at this point its better to use windows as a clean slate dedicated for gaming and do and keep everything else on a mac š
The mods should really tell us what gives us a timeout man
I said CK and I got timeout for an hour
Milk and oats
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Me š„°
Ayo, come here big boy
(this is also literally what I do)
same
Lol
bro turned sekshoeul comment into wholesome
But I'm hungry
I'll probably jump over to linux soon enough when i get some new hardware for the pc and just vm windows for gaming. best of both worlds
U a non vegetarian ?
bro asked if ur default
what is a non vegetarian
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default dance 2017
Bruhh
i am expecting my CE today
Omnivore or carnivore š
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you'd probably still struggle with anti cheat blocking the windows vm fr but you're probably alright for single player since you dont play multiplayer games right time?
Eating grass is probably chill
ehm yeah thats correct š
yo I'm vegan I'm not stupid š
Eating Grass > Touching Grass
you cow
š
Ur vegan for reasons that are valid
Ashy n dry like your DMs
Here people are vegan becoz of religion
Sorry that was mean š
dang r u talking about me
that was tuff donāt apologize
Thas why they stupid
i worship the broccoli its true
Lol
I don't actually enjoy eating grass
you will never beat the allegations
I don't like most meat though
oh really? I didn't know that. I love indian food for how easily it can be made vegan
The big tim worships broccoli
Damn..
I'd like a good burger.
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what religions are people vegan for?
@vague hound imagine the song from the announcement trailer started playing when the timer hits 0 and you have to run to the final exfil
There's so many lol
Whatās the best faction to join?
Chills
I believe hinduism is one but correct if wrong
Don't fall for the propaganda
all i know that itās gonna be a song iāll be listening to iāll playing marathon
Jains, sub religions of hindus, etc etc
it fits so well
I thought that was just beef fr but maybe I'm an uneducated chud
Facts
just explode everything...
It is but it has sub religions inside it
Yeahhh
Nah they're vegetarian
Like marathi and gujaratis
I see
I understand
And all of them have different standards
w learning thanks dude
Im a hindu but I eat meat
Some other hindu does not
Thas why it's courtesy to ask first in india
I think Satanists live on blood and bones
Oooh
What type of meat? Lamb, chicken?
I see
Me specifically i eat everything lol
Same
I heard Hindus donāt eat beef
Everything? Even wood?
Ion care about religion rules
Bro is a garbage disposal
I do
Im not meant to according to my rules
But I do
muslims doesnt eat pork
You going to hindu hell bro sorry
Im not made of ash
At least you can enjoy burgers
Yeah
Lol we'll see when I die
He gunna go to Naraka
do you guys believe in the afterlife
I kinda do
idk
I believe in hell and that I'll see you all there
Coz how is it ok to eat chicken but not beef lol
Lol
ofc bro that's a great club
nah, i do believe in reincarnation
reincarnation makes the most sense to me
There's no restriction on other meats
Vishnu told me so
I believe after we die, our spirit will roam the earth
Bros in talks with with the lord
Roam the earth eternally, looking for the perfect game from bungo.
Just finishing up breakfast
bc everything in life is essentially cyclical and transient so it makes sense
After I die I will go to Sydney sweey's house
ye well whoever you're having breakfast with why dont you just marry them huh? š
I kinda wish I become a ghost when i die so that i can haunt conservatives forever
Based
Fr
Having breakfast by myself
bruh
Dream š¤¤
Kill the omelette
Ayo
how can an omelette be disgusting it's like egg and cheese and maybe vegetables
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eggs are chicken periods and that's fucking gross
Pause
Never liked em as a kid always made me hurl but i have no other choice
I'm still gunna be eating this omelet ong
Yeah facts I'd rather have human periods
hello runners
ah hell nah
What you mean by that
If u think about it, isn't cooking eggs fried chicken?
Now i know you did not talk to vishnu
scran š¤¤
Wrong chatš«£
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Bro what the hell
thanks for removing that Tim
mb
ah hell nah
Tim apple does it again, bravo
Thank you tim
Bro its been so long since I played the finals imma be so rusty š
Jumpscare
Marathon chat ban speedrun
Fr
Just shoot at them before they shoot you
dw I'm floated I'll carry
@maiden token get on or die šŖ
These two are in love
bet
Ngl
Wholesome
ROCK AND STONE
Just kiss already
WEāRE RICH
MUSHROOM!
We're rich!
@weary marlin https://youtu.be/KYdKKQBvNqo?si=3vpT-VBbs-yRScsE
This is the original song
I've always wanted to try a beer in one of those stereotypical mugs
as long as itās not a leaf lovers special ā¤ļøāš©¹
Any what I want some food I'll be back after I get coffee and cigarettes
Definitely tastes better
Let's become vikings
I steal tankard style glasses from bars on the regular
Beer is comes from bears 2000IQ moment
I hate beer but those mugs are so silly so I just gotta
I like white wine and vodka
my CE is here
Oh and my morning beer with my steak and eggs
beer is the worst alcoholic drink taste wise
Later chat
nah wine is
avg wine drinker comment
me when im wrong
Wtf do you mean wine is the worst
Dude the EU store dosent even ship to Inda š
Wine goes crazy
I would've got it if it did
you're from the uk you dont count
do people actually think wine tastes bad
Wine is great
wine is terrible beer solos
fr tho I think wine is fine, lager is buns, and ale is goated
you get beer in primary school for lunch
makes me throw up just smelling red wine
beer is disgusting
But whiskey is the best
Beer tastes like water
I like rum cos argh matey
Your water is cooked if so
My friend drank an entire bottle of whiskey on face time chugged that shit down like it was water
šš
you need some better beer twin
Your friend is amazing
You're probably right about that
I like drinks that tastes like candy. hope thats ok for a middle aged cis man
don't worry I do too
Taste the rainbow
some craft beers taste like that
gay asf
/j
Oh nooo š
Theres Fruity people in the chat
i assume you like energy drinks then, if so, what is your favorite monster flavor
white
Miles THE BLACK ONE
I sent you my finals friend code pls respond š
Bet
Give me a second Im jumping on a trampoline rn as we speak
use it to jump on the finals
i actually dont like energy drinks. they taste like the acid from car batteries š
Why not jump on my face
ayo
I can't drink monster anymore bc it makes my chest hurt š„
Why uk how battery acid tastes ?
IT WAS AN UPDATE ITS DONE NOW
what do you like then
ive been around
Everyone tastes battery acid Atleast once
Mine is almost done too
this is true
fancy drinks, sake, white wine and water š
Sake is peak
i see
you get it
I actually have cos some batteries exploded in my wireless mouse in like 2012 and I sucked on my hand tryna get it off like a moron
I've tasted battery acid before too lol
How are you still typing today
it wasn't that violent
explode is probably the wrong word, more like fizzled out from corrosion it seemed
Fizzy batteries yummy
I just heard a hissing sound and felt it on my hand
btw @hushed totem I hope ur EU or our ping is gonna suck
and then you proceeded to suck the fizz out of the mouse?
The Zucc
NO IT WAS ON MY HAND
oh
We got a real acid drinker in here
I was in a panic I was tryna get the batteries out my mouse
Gimme the zucc pls
Yes i need to get rid of dem batteries let me suck my hand clean
Im NA but I can use my VPN to get low ping on EU servers
stop clowning me I was 12 š
Herobrine go away
Add Herobrine into Marathon
Dont meant it in a rude way
Its just funny :c
:)
We ALLLLLL want a Minecraft collab in marathon
Tim you were 12 in the year of 1863
more likely than you think
Facts, like 5 years old is the cut off for licking batteries
tim was probably 12 when like the Sega Genesis dropped
when did that drop then
call me a late bloomer or something idk
They should add that survival thing Battlefield 2042 had, remember those AI axe wielding robots š
Shit was terrifying
1988 I believe
yeah not far off
Sick year
I wish I could be around to see what life was like without like the Internet and social media
just seems interesting
the fact people dont remember a time without the internet is honestly kinda sad
And less depressive
So true
aren't you like 23 you don't remember ts either š
People doing activities outside
Calling friends to ask if theyre free
Yep
I'm 25 but I still played outside with my friends in woods and shit with toy guns.
We all didn't have social media accounts until we were like 14. And the closest I got to the internet prior was xbox live
with that silly phone
Big ass phone
I remember
If you want to see something similar watch Hot Tub Time Machine
Great movie btw
ah valid and kinda same. I had access to the Internet when I was pretty young but only used it to watch videos and play random flash games. I didn't get a phone until I was 14 or so though
this the perfect blend I think
at least I know how to use a computer unlike boomer bro @glacial bane over here
Tim is gonna get mogged by zoomers playing marathon
I remember how the internet was there but it was suuuuuch a rarely used thing
Maybe to look some stuff up for school or play some shitty flash games
Life was good
or atleast is was because i was young haha
@maiden token what number does your house have?
UK
k
so west eu
alright
I've already doxxed my city here so I'm not worried
main thing I'm worried about is banned for PII like Tim
youāll be fine
hey woah a messaged just popped on screen that said "haha noob I'm not playing the finals thanks for all ur personal data"
Fireeeeeeeee
Yeah, I already sold it to a bangladeshian farmer for 3 dollars. Its his yearly salary
Watari? Shave this man's balls š
i live at.. THE SCARY CIRCUS
Not the farmer's balls. Farmer's balls... š I'll shave myself š
i dont use PCs i use macs. and i use an ipad to watch youtube videos and type to you lot
I live in a scary detective agency
That's SCARY!!
IKR??!
spoopy
Spoopy
@scenic meteor they are calling you

theyll ban you for sharing your localhost address in here š
yes


I have got a sweet tooth today. Which type of chocolate will I get to satiate my sugar craving
Holy shi
SCARY CHOCOLATE!!
chocolate so scary youāll SHIT yourself
Hello chat
You scared me
hello cat
Quick question for ppl in other factions, is your entire feed literally ppl posting the bingus sticker constantly? š
Because that's all the NuCal one is š
photos printed?
Boo
No, they are just talking
We talk about raising taxes on common folk in traxus comms
LETS GOOOOOOO
I wish I could send screenshots so I could show y'all it's literally always bingus
@maiden token Good win yo
purple dcing made it free lowk
they got so mad and left š
There's currently a streak of 10 bingus stickers in a row š
Fr
Ngl I thought I was gonna be carried
But surprisingly I was also kicking ass
š
I really thought I was finna be rusty
What're you goofballs speaking of
my fault we're playing finals
the finals
Cool
I liked the bit of it I played but I've only got so much space on my console and I don't got time to play that many live service games at once
I haven't played a proper multiplayer first person shooter for any prolonged period of time since I stopped playing apex, and that was years ago I'm realizing
Like I've played a few on and off
Played some BF6 but I sorta fell off it
So I'm excited for a new one to play
I.E. Marathon
we are talking about highguard btw
nah me too but i need MARATHON TODAY. im like a kid waiting for christmas.
Same
That's literally the perfect analogy for how I'm gonna feel for the next month Idk how I didn't think of it
Highguard will probably be a good game to tide me over until it comes out though
I hate it, its so unbearable to wait really hoping for a playtest soon.
I've sorta run out of stuff to play rn, it's genuinely coming out at a perfect time for me to play while I wait for marathon
hmm delux and collector edition still just have japanese page but then cannot buy it... Bungie doing Bungie stuff
i hope its actually fun for a month. just need some streamers to hop on and it might do decent with player numbers.
need Skeletor movie soon
Same
I mean I'm sure it'll play good tbh, it's the fact that it's a hero shooter and not Titanfall so ppl immediately dogged on it
anyone who bought the collectors edition, did you receive a code for the zero step background and emblem?
I mean its people from respawn and Geoff Keighley apparently liked it enough to give them the final slot for free so
Hello ppl
ppl are acting like it's respawn themselves who made it. I don't really get why they're upset it's not Titanfall
Highguard 2 days
probably nerfed lmao
u taking a break?
ye I dm'd I'm gonna eat but if you're around later I'm down
bet
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i was gonna go to sleep but scary jester scared me too much
I am afraid (š±) I am not scary enough to be your mother
Meow
why the chat dead ?
Bad game, games dead, refunding!
what game ?
This one.
it isnt even out yet my boi
Lol I know just being a arse
Game sucks, anyone want a collectors edition statue?
i guess everyone went to sleep
Sleep, work, family, hung over. Playing other games to distract from the wait we have till review and then release
yo guys i pretty skipped last days
but I heard not long time ago that there is an active playtest with cryo map
is that true?
No active playtest right now to my knowledge.
theres gonna be a preview
Don't let AI make your videogames
Girlll can this game come out Im essentially salivating for it ( dev's take your time ) but like im so starving for this shit
are the sessions some of you guys play under NDA?
ai is so stupid
u are stupid
yeah man me too

Like the art style, the narrative im practically starved.
Altough what's genuinely the most alluring is that it's a accessible extraction shooter, Tarkov is far to realistic and the other options on the market ( Hunt, Dark and Darker, Delta Force ) are also fairly in depth with regards to mechanics. It seems just so easy to jump into Marathon, blast a few cool looking robots and extract
without having a PHD in bullet mechanics, weak points or spots on the map
this game going to be a banger
yeah... i don't even want to play highguard and the midnight walkers anymore. for real.
damnnnn
