#🗣marathon-general-chat
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monster hunter moment
I JUST WANNA GET TO SUNNNNBREAAAAAKKKKK
U don’t wanna kno
Mid ish
shut up
nvm I just looked at Nephilim's profile
bonkers defending that 😬
yea just gross stuff
are you saying it's bonkers or are you meaning bahonkadonkers?
bahonkadoners
👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 lets take a look👀 👀 👀 👀
@trim summit are u fr bro? 😭
They also like to defend vlad putin so their opinions have 0 weight already
bruh
I see now...
can u send good music again
we need a cleanse unc save us
No
theres always those people who find there way into normal spheres
i do recall saying he’s a piece of shit but people in russia still get taken care of compared to American government/president
there's a loud jet above my house surely I'm not getting BOMBED
Mida found you
they found u
didn’t defend anything
They found /them
there is a funny war in this sever all over the existence of rebecca and its entertaining at the least, also who the fk brought up putin?
puting
i be puting rn
tachyon
puting 😭
hi
puting
then condemn it rq
mustardduster
neeyth
then say that its bad lol
Neeyth
neeyth
"uh guys I think both sides have their merits and flaws ☝️🤓 "
me when im delusional
Scooby Doomysteri also known as ninjaboy
it's children gng ur indefensible
Wow
Scooby is a mod?
y r u aka ninjaboy
tim apple
Idk Neeyth making new names or sum 🙄
hey! dont shoot! 🙌
ksenia
his steam is Ninja
rip
what's up everyo- oh ...
me when I lie
hey lena
Wanna team up?💬💬
what?
Lena
Bored...
What's up
Daro
collect pebbles 🪨
exactly lol what?
Private kelp
private chud
Liaison
I'm asking you cos I don't know why you replied to me
no one is on ur side here btw
yall are fuming over a 20 year old character and funny quote from an animation studio
Jade
neeyth
what side is there when i didn’t take any side
Pewdini 😨
shits hilarious man everyones laughing
me when I lie
We know ur side blue archive enjoyer
everything you say is being completely disregarded
men with boxes
and yet here we are
Synnerg
Not taking a side, is still taking a side.
people take the blue archive bait so hard lmao
silence speaks volumes type shit
brandon
rip
I scrolled up...
um I think that's everyone I can think of
Mishaya
There’s a difference between funny bait and weird bait why would anyone want to be associated with blue archive
Its called ragebait bro cmon 🤓
Oh I thought neeyth was saying hi to me, but they're just saying names
Hi lena
quick lil roll call
Yay
Neeyth
we love a good ol' back pedal here
fortnite
he dont got a side but he called it based....
true actually

Alice
bonkers
— 6:02 PM
based bio ngl
bait and shock factor
damn bro youre soo cool
shock factor is like me saying I'd lick Scoob's nut sweat
me when i don’t know the real intentions behind texts
not children in thai hens
r u gna explain ur take or just vague post and act non chalant about being a pred
cancel culture haters when they pull up quotes
why would you say something opposite of your true intentions it just makes you look like an idiot
mfs when they get held accountable for their actions 💀
WAR! WAR! WAR!
"oh no you quoted me on something I said that was abhorent? nerd!"
what?
That's a season of echos rocket sidearm 👀
heh, actually you didn't get the full meaning of my quote! ☝️🤓
you know what being sarcastic and hyperbolic is right?
Wait yall got the bird guy banned?
WAIT HES BANNED??
Nazwa?
bird guy?
Nvm idk
Vas
thats a long name for a gun
He’s still in the cord
Abhorrent action or sim
destiny 🙁
I think you just come across like you're labelling your slip as sattire fr
those who freudian slip
me when i don’t know who this person is and how this person acts so im gonna assume things without context
real talk, tetra just kind of turning into Zelda was annoying to me. Completely off topic, that person's username just reminded me of it
i think ur just disgusting and thought people would agree with you for some reason
you kinda need to give the context first twin I'm a stranger to you
r u gonna say what you think or keep defending a shitty take
mb I didn't read ur synopsis when you entered the server 🙄
shout out studio trigger
🦗
you’re making me out as a bad person when you’re labeling someone as disgusting by basing some fake scenario in your head as to why someone said something without a deeper context.
so give us the context
but how hard is it to just say:
"guys I'm joking loli is vile"
holy shit, it’s called bait and shock factor.
he isnt gonna say that though
so do you condemn lolis?
that no one got
clearly it didn't land
take ur L and just admit fault??
u cant make a bad gross joke and hide behind it being a joke bruh
i mean if you’re ignorant, you can think whatever you wanna think
do u, or do u not, think loli is gross, yes or no, its simple
he isnt gonna say it
look @trim summit if you don't think loli is absolutely disgusting and really can't bring yourself to say so, you do you king
I just think you're horrendous
i wonder why...
adults acting as children is still weird as fuck
its not even about rebecca anymore man
characters like rebecca and the green haired chick from one punch man arent a problem
this is also true
their just werid and off putting and sexualizing them is weird
crazy how the dude that started this has stated his take better than bonkers
buy my bio that yall are starting all this off of is a quote from studio trigger about rebecca being in edge runners. CDPR wanted her removed and the anime studio said no and used the quote from my bio
bonkers just upset cos we didn't understand his high tier rage bait 🙄
yeah but we talking about bonkers defending lolis not that particualr character yknow
we are too subhuman to understand bonk......
not nonchalant enough
yes, it is bad and disgusting. i don’t condone it in any way shape or form. if you’re sexualizing lolis, something is off but if you think they’re just cute characters by themselves, so be it.
also i think small characters existing in nonsexualized manners are also just cute. like characters that you see and think "yea thats adorable, pinch their cheeks and pat their head"
no Arachne role?
ye that's fair
ig thats fair
Not yet
dam :(
thats all you had to say fr
im not sure why it had to take so much arguing for you to just say thbat
this is discrimintion and needs to be resolved
true...
they did say something about that was coming later tho so stay tuned 😁
its a pretty simple question and answer
i’ve been up since 4am off 5 hours of sleep so i’m just chilling in bed
so why use more energy arguing instead of just saying yes or no
it makes you come across as a freak
i mean i am one but still
there is a streamer named blue namie, i watch this charcater and think "this thing is adorable and warms my soul' not "im gonna wreck it"
do you understand what im saying though? its such a useless thing to argue about and your stances the whole time made it seem like you were defending it. its not hard and this should be an example for future things
i get what you’re saying. i’m also saying that if you know how i am and my humor, you’d understand that im not being serious. when the hell am i ever serious here
thats the thing though, a lot of people dont know you. so making jokes like that in front of people who know next to nothing about you will get mixed results
I just think loli is a weird thing to even joke about nvm support lowk
whatre yall yappin bout now
hey tim
Hey
tbf I didn't realise there was a difference until today
nephilim is gonna make it seem like anot big deal by giving a blunt answer but if u scroll u will see
even wiki says lolis are mostly associated with con content 😬
what a world we live in
think yall need to find a new term for just cute loli
cute anime girls
Are yall talking about that novel from the 50s
❓
I thought that too
no unc keep up 🙄
And the lolis movie that odd as shit
tbf, people in the early 1900s were in their 30s/40s marrying 13 year olds so the book being made isn’t surprising
child marriage is still legal in USA
My bad
who are you
who are you?
???
rip
Probably wrong chat
?????
what did bro say 😭
Definitely wrong chat
leaker?
I hardly know her
probably a farter
mustard tomato reacted me gg I'm crine
-1
sorey
looking forward to 0
hop on zenless zone zero
@scenic meteor will you reveal the scores on new years?
Idk if you can get zero you got too many built up points
@scenic meteor you remind me of a football
type of shit the devil would say
hop on zone of the enders
glaze 🙄
@scenic meteor you remind me of an eggplant
I’m not Stewie 😭
Bitch I'm not lois
r u sure
Is neeyth a loli
let's not
yes
I do not want to give Neeyth headpats
so no
i want to give neeyth headpats
so no
#ok wow not a real friend 😒
see real friends touch each other on the head
I meant this respectfully I dont wanna infantalise
Would you head pat me
yes
No
id pet you like a doggy
ok relax
unedit that for everyone to agree
dont tell me how to live my life
I only touch my wife
do u not shake hands or hug relatives
wasn't apparent when you touched my ass 🙄
lwk I don't like even touching ppl
No
youre not tim apple
Yep
patting the wife gg
True love right here
i love physical touch. really does do a lot of good things to you. whether it is a hug or something. it’ll change your day.
idk what that means
ive pet dogs before so me ig
butter dog
do I wanna know what that means?
You remind me of a swordfish @maiden token
she pet on my dog till i bark
dog wit da buttah on heem
buttah dog
You shouldnt pet a lion
cos I'm british hahahahahaha 😐
i got a fruit roll up
can i pet you tim
That's not what I was going for actually
what kind
what flavour
rawr :3
red one with tongue tattoos
fruit by the foot >>>>>
can i pet you
based
wait what then?
Happy birthday
blue fruit gushers >>>>
too poor for that
you said that last time
I thought of you and the sword fish simultaneously that's why
:c
how old
blokes got bare teef
I've been warned 🙁
You remind me of a hardhat @wooden roost
Such is life
blue colalr worker
im seeing mall santa tomorrow
You remind me of a pool@glacial bane
you should ask him for fruit by the foot
i will
Give him headpats he earned it
Thanks
What do I remind you of 🥺
he said
Football
i want play game maraton
real
Marton
i want play game maraton
[REDACTED]
You remind me of dial up @lean parrot
you remind me of a timid cat @lean parrot
medic genuinely looks so weird lmao
what do you guys think of the word corpulent
timid?
tabby scary fr
You remind me of a ghost @wary zealot
what does it mean
well u get a bit over 3000 birthday touches
ok is that everyone
@maiden token reminds me of a 🤍
@maiden token reminds me of a british guy
why you so in love with me gng?
My bad
this grass reminds me of grass
whys that
I associate you with the colour pink @scenic meteor
idk it's green?
neeyth is very magenta coded
Go Green
hop on roblox
this didn't answer my question
Non
You know what I hate
yeah
no I dont actually Neeyth
french 🤕
I hate paywalling online
Do you
like consoles?
yes like a console
Xbox live
neeyth do you hate me
gotta be the worst thing
PCMR
7800x3d
5080 FE
not in any universe or alt universe
yay 😁
he hates me
also when you go to a news article and it's like "you have cookies disabled pls enable them"
no I just wont read it then ig
hi neeyth
Hi tachyon
w multiverse glaze
tim do you crave attention
Yes
Everyone does in some form
There is a multiverse where everyone dislike you
me too tim, me too
wife isn't enough and he doesn't want me 🙄
"please remove your ad block" or "please sign up" ok i will just leave
i want you tho do i get a chance
no
i get it
how many times should i play hi tek mattdubs special in salt lake city utah
🙄 sure for like 2 mins I gotta go to bed
5
ok good night
try to find dinkledorf while youre there
not even a pookie with ur goodnight message?
L boyfriend
i dont really love u i do it for the ig highlights and clout

Once Marathon releases whats everyone's gaming schedule?
thought i was getting tracked
The same as it ever was
Winds marriage system
dont come to slc on the 16th
25 hours in marathon in one weekend like i did the beta in Oct and like i bordelands 4
Yo who in California Sacramento
Marton
medieval marriage system tbf lowk
tophh or brandon prolly knows a guy
me in a few months
y
True it happens in ck2 a lot
Yo who live near Illinois or Michigan
thats where my bf lives
aura blud
doxxed
yes
Illinois is such a strange name
ur a strange name
tro
I like the name Illinois
frenchie talkin about weird names gg
no one can even say yours
You live there ?
I just moved to Illinois a month ago
I don't live in Illinois
im gonna name my neeyth illinois
isn't it ur state?
they hate him for he spoke the truth
#leaked
I can
braaap
swear he said it here already
I did
nuh ujh
Im from Hell Michigan 👍
no ur not
dont question mark me @wooden roost i will KILL you
you aint gonna do shit
do it so I can watch
what a tachyon gonna do to me? nothing

wat does that mean anyway, tachyon
Imagine being from iowa
Or wyoming
slipknot
hypothetical particle that moves faster than light
tru lore of marathon
Imagine being from Utah
nerdddd
@dinkledorf
imagine being from the US
😞
Many such cases
trueeeeee
ur in the UK that's not any better
What even goes on in Vermont
Imagine being on Earth
trueeeeeeee
damn checkmated us all
Im from Kepler22b im good
SpongeBob?
Nuh uh
It is chewsday innit
Tetra is from slough and travels to middlesbourough for work
right
don't shoot ! 💬
why do you keep saying this?
Me when I’m arc raiding
wanna team up? 💬
guns you down cold heartedly like a baller ass killa thug
yea that shit dont work on me i play for pvp
I am NOT from Slough 😠
where dey at doe ❓
Why are you so defensive about it
Arc raiders fans when there's pvp in the video game
Slough is like bottom of the barrel
slough
guys what wqould you do if neeyth laid an egg and got embaraased about it
yum
mustard wtf?
Is that an Mordecai ref
i got arc raiders twitter writing thesis papers on my mental state cause i said i pvp players in solo
insta story
my bad
Paint it for Easter
Seen by 1 person
That’s basically the plot of that one jojo fan comic
rare pointr funny
Are you from a posh place then
neeyth chicken theory
what woudl you do if tetra sprouted a watermelon plant from his mout
at least that would be one other person to laugh at u
eat it
Do not google « Kakyoin did you lay this egg ? »
id say thats why you dont eat watermelon seeds
no but everyone in the UK, even those from Slough, have a shared agreement that Slough is dog
like, even the name is disgusting
Everytime i read Slough I think the guy from dark souls
ENGOUHGH!!!!!!
Can we all vauge post for today
smough my goat
go away
oks roy
wait american people how would you pronounce slough?
slow ?
No u
Slow
i like him because he is round
slow-ugh
what
I like em big I like em chunky
slo-oug
yeah but dough is do ugh its do
hmmmm round belly 😈
well now you made it strange
I've seen stranger things
Random thoughts, I don't see Marathon having any effect on Arc Raiders sales and vice versa. Reason being Arc appeals to casuals and social butterflies and Marathon appeals to merciless killers who like FPS. Two different communities both enjoying two different extraction shooters
tetra is it pronouced slow
when we say slow do we mean like sl owie that hurt??
im farting really loud
Did you like the newest season
wasnt me
Arc 😴 😴 😴 😴 😴 😴 😴 😴 😴 😴 😴 😴 😴 😴 😴
no like slow down
I haven't watched anything post stranger things s2
so its sl ow
It’s very funny how stupid it is
it rhymes with ow
overwatch
nice!
-1
this guy gets it
This is misogyny
According to stranger things a broken bottle is more dangerous than a golf club by the way
it is ?
well yeah cuz ouchie cuts
honestly i really hate the community for that game ive never seen more people cry about getting killed in a pvp game
Broken bottles can be owie
My worst fear is getting stabbed
id rather fight a dude with a golf club than a broken bottle
Joel isnt
I have a golf club at home we can give it a shot if you want
nice spoiler
Last of us 2 soon
no but i can grab it unlike a broken bottle
dudeee I was gonna play that video gamee
Another random thought, Marathon will likely have a longer lifespan than Arc Raiders. Reason being is that Arc's casual nature means everyone will start getting bored and the game will be very reliant on additional content to keep it interesting. Marathon will likely have longer term appeal because of its higher skill ceiling and more skill based gameplay
i get it
You are not grabbing a golf club swinging at full speed toward your face
even tho it was like a big meme and u couldn't escape said spoiler
That's the hope
In 2032
Your gonna lose a few fingers
give him a half truth
I can block it tho
https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-lets-go-golfing-golf-golfing-sports-gif-14093061423757054986
Abby in TLOU2 or someth
can I throw things at YOU? @maiden token
u could do more about it than a boroken bottle
Bored...
Ok Goku
Hungry?
r u 85 years old or is fuckin sho hei ohtani swinging this golf club
Stop being bored
if you can throw them across the atlantic go nuts ig
No
trebuchet a rock trhoguh ya window
Not really
not being able to post gifs deeply saddens me
They’re pretty heavy regardless of who swings them
I'm telepathy sending you guys a meme in ur head did u get it ?
french moment
You finally ate sum
Real talk tho 100 men vs 1 gorilla who winning
the love that dude in japan. hes on water bottles, watch collabs, and a bunch of random stuff everywhere. i get it though thats their boy
dude that shit was so funny
rip Harambe
gorilla
gorila
if the men are naked and oiled up the gorilla won't be able grab them
I misread the question
Be honest you just want a reason to see that
i like this
100 men vs neeyth whos winning
The 100 guys and its not even a fair fight
I mean I'm just saying 100 oiled up naked men might stand a chance vs a gorilla thats all 🤷♂️
Neeyth
stench will kill them
every yakuza character would win then
aww thats mean
Gorillas aren’t juggernauts , like 5 guys could take one down
tier zoo already made a video on the subject. anyone debating this still just wants attention
ok
thats just not true bruh
Yes it is
what are his thoughts
Idk about 5 but I lowk think 50 men vs 1 gorilla is a fair fight
It’s not
rev ur takes are pmo rn
5 men could take down a single gorilla
can I send u a letter @scenic meteor
we're talking a silverback
Sure
Im just not dumb from TikTok sry
people win and its easy
lots of casualties
If 50 men cant tackle a gorilla none of them have ever changed a lightbulb before in their life
are we talking like butt ass men with no tools?
hmmm
We just got a letter we just got a lettter we just got a lettter I wonder who's it's from
yes but ass men with no tools
but only the first few guys get messed up
BBN men no tools
Exactly this and even then they are unlikely to die
aight maybe not 5 then maybe like 20
real
Gorillas also don’t have infinite stamina , they will tire out quickly against that many dudes
i alwayts assumed the theoretically was the gorilla does got infinite stam
Neeyth you need to be true to yourself and not delete messages twin
no I just don't wanna get muted
I think 10 smart men can take a gorilla but that’s like rare case
Even less
gotta pump those messages to 100k ig 🙄
Are gorillas ticklish
yeah im more leaning to like 20 default guys
Do we talk about marathon here sometimes?
no
If it was a bigger more dangerous animal I would agree
go and find out
100 revs vs a elephant whos winning
Probably not until public information releases
🦍
👆
elephant
elephant stampede solos
i thought this was the 100 naked men vs gorilla server
I can’t bring myself to hurt animals so I lose by default
I just noticed something about the channel:
Main chat chat channel to discuss Marathon.
CRINGEEEEE
ok pacifists
if it was me vs an elephant im fighting like a dawg
Probably not enough men in here to do that.
Can’t you topple a elephant n its gg tho how does he get up
I alone am a strength of thousand men
yeah like get ten dudes on its nose and just push it ova
trunk
That’s why we don’t include you. Not fair
100 neeyths vs 100 revs
Tim can solo an elephant
rev
I got weight so lwk I'm winning
yeha i got you
Rev how tall are u
Bet
I don’t use freedom units
ok answer
100 gorialls vs tim
rev would be wearing big ass goth boots he's winnin
But almost 2M
what
like 6'4
Damn
what is that in freedom
Rev solos Neeyth gg
holy FUCK IM LOSING
Okay maybe not 2M but it was close
neeyth seems like she would bite someones ear off so she wins
wait no I have short advantage I can hit his legs and low-key crush him with my weight
how much do u weigh rev
Hehehehe she
he's actually 5'11 on a good day
cause neeyth could lwk just bowling ball out like 10 revs solo
6’4 he a tank either way
Around 80kg
mb
neeyth youre donezo
yeah I have more weight I'm winning
cos ur from texas
I have golf clubs
wtf
no youre both bbn
I still think Rev wins
actually u get tighty whiteys
Wtf is bbn
Butt booty naked
Neeyth is surely a scrawny ass kid from the suburbs with thin long arms. Thats my head cannon anyway
Well Rev could win but if I like get his legs it's over
Okay this got weird
It’s gotta be fair
I have bad knees 👍
neeyths got you then gg
nvm Neeyth wins then gg
I'm not scwrany I'm short and and have a chubby stomach
100 scoobs vs 100 tetras
I see
I'm an fat fucking chud
I see
Idk how tall is tetra
Scoob's a dog I'm losing 😭
4'10
SHUT UP Ij just like eating mustard
Great Dane too
I'm 5'10
just a lil fella
U small
right
Still taller than me
itty bitty tetra
im shorter than everyone in here
Ill get u fit in no time come to utah and well bike up the mountains
how short are u
how short
Why are you short
5'6
brandons 5'3 or 5'4 gg
gg
oh hell yea
That’s me.
i think i could be lying on his name
bros not even here we just airing him out
awesome we are the same
I think he did say 5’4
hes open about it bruh
Compact chatter
I'm like ,5'5 or 5'6
itty bitty chatters
I'm 6'9 on a good day
Right
scoob type shit
you talk like this in text but then you whisper so your mum dont hear in call 🙄
clocked
With hands up maybe
DUDE IM NOT WHISPERING !!!!!!
right 🙄
I'm 6'7
im just soft spoken idk man FUCK IM SUCH A LOSER FUCK
stop it tim
Mb
liaison moment
he says under his breath
I hope I shrink a few inches tbh
I hope I grow a tiny bit more
Who is built like Jason Vorhees
i wanna be like 5'2 when im retired
im happy with being small
I hope I grow I little more
me I'm an tank
thats not happening bruh
mish queen dw about it you're already forehead kissable height for most men
5'10" wish I was a bit shorter.
He’s buff you’re not
wow
damn
Clocked
I take back everything I just said
wait mish might not be straight mb holy assumption
ITS CALLED CHARACTER
I’m not lol
Some people are built like Freddy Krueger tho
true
Tall and lanky?
Freddy is short but ok
yeah you bro
Freddy is small
sorry I got carried away tryna glaze ur height
I thought Freddy was tall
me too
He’s very short and scrawny
You’re fine I thought it was funny
I could be Freddy if I lose my weight
so scooby
I’m not short 💔
yo tryna get their dreams haunted 👀
ur 5'9 bruh thats short
Compact
ok 5'9
is anything <6 short to you?
yes
Nah, 5'9 is not short
if it not over 6'2 ur short
ur like a girl on tinder 🙄
im a dude on grindr so lwk the same thing
If it was, I wouldn't want to be shorter
I knew exactly the type
I don't feel like it
Who clicks first
im crine
gg linux installed
I'm like SpongeBob I be cooling
im like neeyth i be spongebob i be cooling
Can u w8 til i start drinkin before u post fire like this
Pretty sure you’re closer to Patrick
what u tryna say
👍
that I'm lazy chubby and PINK
star shaped
Doesn’t Patrick have a rock for a brain or was that a different episode
yes bro
also connects
lwk you kinda 1:1 of Squidward rev
True
I am unironically but I don’t work in fast food anymore
dude plays the clairenet
I'm crine
Had a bass
🐟
I could eat a bass
potato patato
Squidward is such a ass character fr
damn man
No he's not he's nuanced
Scoob spreads misinfo
he hates his job and life but he lwk fw everyone around him
Watch the pizza episode and you will see he’s actually great
He just there tho he just squidward
I love Squidward in the pizza episode
misses puff is bottom tier
grown ass men debating about the quality of squidward bruh
he fw the bob he just be acting
i knmow what kinda man u are
we all saw
Grown ass man complaing about grown ass men debating about the quality of squidward bruh
grown ass grass complaing bout droughts
what
Mustard is actually Plankton
ture
he's not that smart like plankton
u wanna go there ?
Lowkey tetra gives off Larry the lobster
that photo of squidward watching sponge bob and patrick have fun while hes pissed
tetra gives off like mr krabs lwk he da boss of dis shit
found my spongebob character you guys ready?
Ok
It’s Larry 100%
THE TEETH
Wow
bros coolin at goo lagoon
what do you mean he's like the glue that makes the show work
glue 👣
makes sense
Squidward could be gone for 100 episodes and nobody would care fr 🙄
I would
feet
Scoob did you only watch like 1 ep of spongebob or something?
guys I have something embarrassing to admit
I think SpongeBob lwk cute like he's just so jolly
Nothing recent 💔
tbh im refrenceing early spongebob
the actual good seasons
season 1-4
*l'eponge
tachyon knows conjugation big shouts out
Plankton is pretty cool
If I was a worm
lowk spongebob is a show about a guy called squidward having to put up with 2 bumbling bafoons for neighbours
no id discard you
theres an é instead of e bu t too lazy
I thought about eating worms
ew
you tryna rizz Rev or something?
Tetra go to bed it’s 1am
worms are good salted and dried or with some type of seasoning they rlly dont have a flavor
But then I realize I would get badly sick
cook em twin
tetra sweetie come to bed
call me sweetie and I am your royal guard
what
sweetie
neeyth youre more sweetpea coded than sweetie
I had to reverse that it didn't make sense
he is both
what is the difference
Major difference
idk just the vibe ig
u pull grannies over women ur age
ok I'm fine with that
I love durandal so much I just found his goodbye terminal in m1 "Love and kisses, durandal" he's so perfect
I'm kinda sad if it's Thoth-durandal in this one
i want durandal
I want my man. That's not my man that's like some. ascended thing.
durandal is not in this game
Damn, did the entire conversation about height just get deleted?
thats my rampant ai 😍
he's voiced by ben starr
i need him
we literally have confirmation
we don't know if it's big D or big TD but it's one of them and ben starr voices him
let's not call him big D
oh Ill call him that
He'd call himself that
What is the ais even gonna do or serve in the game
we fienin for ai dih?
Anyway idk the story would be worse if it was og durandal but some part of me hopes they just retcon thothandal to talk more like durandal
yea
well 6 of them will be our communication between the factions, the rest are...characters in the story?
Is durandal the one that recites the poems in the cinematic
Yes, that's durandal and/or thoth-durandal
Tetra u played og marathon ?
uhhh no that ozymandias
probably thoth bc poetry is more his thing
What if durndal just kills us
no but I'm super knowledgeables cos I watched a timeline video once
Wow
bow in reverence
I don't remember the lore anymore it's to much
Ok I definitely missed something, when did this turn into Norse mythology???
(I may have the wrong region)
Not his style. Definitely not Thoth's. They've got bigger plans.
I'd be ok with it
Duarandal is from french history/folklore, Thoth is an egyptian god. Where'd you get norse.
Ah.
odin
Haven't played the OGs I assume? Or watched any plot summaries?
I was thinking of Odin's raven, my bad. Quoth I think.
but like where's leela or whatever
dead\
rip
Are these ais people or just sentient code
snetint code
snetint
Kidnapped by the Pfhor, no matter what. Even in the timeline where they didn't nuke TCIV, they still return and pilfer her.
I'll save her
Rampancy is the fine line between the two. Once they go rampant, they outgrow their own restrictions, and become thinking beings rather than a compilation of rules.
are they bothering you queen
shes not gonna shag you bro
dude said shag ew
shag in the year 2025
What is shag
I mean in the 2 timeline she does take over a whole planet and their sattelite network on her own as revenge, I think she'll be fine.
smash
british people bs
carpet
i miss him
smash just reminds me of that fuckin bird meme
I want you leela
I mean I'm not gonna judge I was simping for Durandal 5 minutes ago but leela? that stick-in-the-mud?
i want you durandal
he is MINE
i want you tycho
Hey brandy
who's Tycho again
HE'S MINE YOU CRETIN
Oh boy. Here comes the war.
we can share
one of the 3 ais in the marton
im gonna kill him so none of us can ahve him
the third one
What does he do
wsg temu!
hi brandon
Hm....I'll consider
i think he was like defense system huy
tachyon? wsg slime
no, he was science and research assistant
mmmmm a nerd 🤤
Also mean as fuck
magic mirror on the wall please give me durandal
nah wasn't leela security?
tycho i want you so badddddd
I want this ai terminal
To myself
Leela was security, Durandal was doors as a cost cutting measure, Tycho was Research and Science departments.
just program him urself girlie
leela was security the way mall cops are security tho
too much work
pay me I'll do it
ok
Thing is these characters r all faceless
so r u but i still fw u
They're words on an terminal
Just tell ChatGPT to roleplay as Durandel
durandal got face
ive never seen your face and ur cool
NOOOO D has a face. We only see it once but he has a little avatar. Besides you don't need a face to talk to me like that
sorry wrong reply
youre just words on a puter too fella
what's with the compliments
upvote
i could listen to him all night........
i cant wait to SLIME durandal hes such a dum chud
damn yall mad for the degredation kink huh?
yes bro
true......they say expressive in language is all u need
durandal is like a galaxy brain 12 yr old who just watched the matrix for the first time, except he's completely right about everything and won't let you forget it
Idk but it's oddly wholesome.
i want tycho to school me and be mean about it 🤤
🤤 no one talks down to me affectionately like he can
i want arachne role
You guys are down bad
SO BAD. I NEED THAT ROBOT.
scoob you have your league rank in ya name bruh
shut up like u don't want someone to be really mean to you but also really want u
"Tetra 👉 👈 do you fw me???"
Maybe just a little mean.
I think durandal want you lwk
To each their own I guess lmao
"I wish I could tell you more, as you have been instrumental in our plans, but I fear that Leela would worry. I'll send you a postcard from the galactic core if we're not too busy. Love and kisses, Durandal."
it's why people like AM
he could send me to different timelines if he wanted
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AM?
I have no mouth and I must scream
😶 💬
I think ppl really like artificial intelligence being mean
Never understood that one...
i get it completely
Same terminal: "I could... ...try to explain to you what new horizons are suddenly open to me, but I doubt you would understand and if you did it might frighten you. That amuses me."
It all started with portal
actual butterflies
Glados was a baddie
This kinda attractive lwk
id fold
too basic
I think I get it
I like the xenomorph from alien isolation