🗣marathon-general-chat

[wooden roost]

ill ask for money

[cyan bridge]

you would NOT like to see my search history bro

[trim summit]

i’m heterochromia

[wooden roost]

false

[kindred vigil]

u do not have 2 eye color

[trim summit]

right, i’m bonky

[cyan bridge]

this beautiful cat has homophobia

[scenic meteor]

honestly

[agile mason]

nahhh

[cyan bridge]

genuinely*

[scenic meteor]

I dont think neeyth has glazed anyone but charles tbh

[outer patio]

guys https://soundcloud.com/vyle_so_vile/ladri?si=97e1279b0c5c47758176ba893ca8562b&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

[trim summit]

i’d love to

[kindred vigil]

Don't even I've glazed tetra like 6 times already

[cyan bridge]

i would glaze big muscular charlie senpai too

[wooden roost]

@cyan bridge that sounds like portugese translate this

[kindred vigil]

AND IVE GLAZED U WTF #acting

[scenic meteor]

yea but you crowd glazing you never glazed tetra of ur own act

[wooden roost]

thank you slime

[outer patio]

the guy who made this is Italian

[wooden roost]

yuck

[cyan bridge]

no...???

[agile mason]

i have to create an acc?>

[cyan bridge]

what the fuck is a ladri

[outer patio]

thieves

[kindred vigil]

What's this then Scooby

[wooden roost]

wow glazing my replacement

[cyan bridge]

that's racist

just because im brazillian?

[outer patio]

i dont know you

[wooden roost]

yes #profiled

[agile mason]

that’s why you’re cool

[cyan bridge]

3 replies at once am i goated?

[kindred vigil]

Brandon do u ever hate anyone

[wooden roost]

kelp

[cyan bridge]

joe

[scenic meteor]

doesnt compare fr 🙄

[wooden roost]

neeyth what is this pfp bruh change that shit NOW

[kindred vigil]

true

[wooden roost]

orzi ass pfp

[scenic meteor]

this pfp gotta go

[cyan bridge]

i dont understand

[kindred vigil]

it's killnill shut up

[proven kernel]

kill bill?

[cyan bridge]

newgen

[outer patio]

kill bill

[scenic meteor]

that dont look like bill

[wooden roost]

what did bill do

[kindred vigil]

it's gogo I think

[cyan bridge]

only knows kill bill because of fortnite

[kindred vigil]

SHUT THE FUCK UP I knew kill bill since I was like a younging bruh that movie is awesome I'll actually slime u

[wooden roost]

ohhhh the girl from fortnite

[proven kernel]

Bill had a glow up.

[wooden roost]

woah stfu long way what the flub

[cyan bridge]

lies and lies fucking NEWGEN

[kindred vigil]

I'm so aggressive and rude today wtf

[wooden roost]

hes on his deriod

[agile mason]

not rly

[kindred vigil]

deroid 😭

[cyan bridge]

dihriod

[wooden roost]

having dude swings

[outer patio]

oh

[kindred vigil]

what's a dude swing

[scenic meteor]

changed his pfp to kill bill after its in the battlepass #posing

[wooden roost]

like a mood swing but dude

[kindred vigil]

I'm gonna slime u out

[cyan bridge]

a dude on a kiddie swing

[proven kernel]

mood swings do be real tho…

[wooden roost]

happens to the best of us

[cyan bridge]

my middle name🥹

[cyan bridge]

king

[outer patio]

https://soundcloud.com/vyle_so_vile/the-veil?si=cd3b5d47652f49da844176d51e839d9a&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

[kindred vigil]

I think I got low temperament 💔

[cyan bridge]

trash

[outer patio]

why are you so full of hate

[kindred vigil]

Didn't you play kwite on the Spotify jam?

[wooden roost]

like the youtuber???

[cyan bridge]

noooo pls

[kindred vigil]

yeah pipe down alice

[cyan bridge]

plsss i changed

[outer patio]

people who play kwite dont get to judge what music is good or not

[wooden roost]

i would hate but neeyth said people shouldnt hate on you

[cyan bridge]

I CAN SEND YOU A PIC OF MY PLAYLIST NEEYTH PLS

[outer patio]

its good

[kindred vigil]

no I don't care all that much if you like kwite bump him bruh

[cyan bridge]

nooo

[wooden roost]

i care dont be bumping music from youtubers

[scenic meteor]

youtube music is cringe

[outer patio]

youtuber music is not music

[kindred vigil]

true lol don't do that

but

[wooden roost]

except for everyday bro by jakepaul

[scenic meteor]

especially bbno$ 🤮

[kindred vigil]

I used to unironically bump Logan's diss to Jake Paul I'm such a loser

[wooden roost]

we all did gng

[outer patio]

except for ishowspeed x syzy

[wooden roost]

@tophh hes hating on yo goat

[agile mason]

wait who was in the jam again? other than neeyth Temu tetra and sink

[kindred vigil]

ok she showed me her playlist she more valid I guess (idk any of those people(

[scenic meteor]

you went to France on your vacation?

[wooden roost]

what

[agile mason]

@worn magnet yo twin

[scenic meteor]

whos we

[cyan bridge]

see neeyth is it peak

[agile mason]

where it at

[outer patio]

this beat is peak because syzy made it and speed stole it https://soundcloud.com/ishowspeed-398948896/fuc?si=14e97d6e2f78496ab3bc07f1f635ce0c&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

[kindred vigil]

just ask her for a ss

[wooden roost]

WE were all buping the disstracks from youtubers in 2018

[wooden roost]

can i see

[agile mason]

Alice? 😊

[kindred vigil]

Speaking of ss ima bump ken Carson #loser #yepimthatguy #fuckme #waitdontdothat

[wooden roost]

no dont do that listen to first day back

wiat actually listen blanks by empty shell casing its so gas

[kindred vigil]

everyday I grow more of a stereotypical cis boy

[cyan bridge]

am i blocked

[outer patio]

thats when we kill you iu think

[kindred vigil]

what is first day back

[wooden roost]

no

[agile mason]

may I also see?

[outer patio]

yes

[wooden roost]

ksenia approved peak

[cyan bridge]

okkkk wait ladies

[kindred vigil]

finally my lord ✌️😂

[outer patio]

https://soundcloud.com/syzymusic2/tn28-xnor-xnor-xnor-edit?in=syzymusic2/sets/syzy-twerknation28-archive&si=aec87ad950474eea8f62c7f980b4ac82&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

[kindred vigil]

Teerknstion 27

[novel tree]

renegade spoilers ||YOO HOLY SHIT DRIFTER AND ERIS JUST KISSED WHAT||

[kindred vigil]

sending spoilers in a chat where no one gives a singular shit about destiny gg

[novel tree]

ok rude i care

[outer patio]

you are the only one

[kindred vigil]

that's all that matter anyways

[cyan bridge]

i do

[novel tree]

ok but lowkey the final mission was really fun

[kindred vigil]

OK I DIDNT BEAT IT BE QUIET!!

[wooden roost]

did u kill darth vader

[scenic meteor]

Ugh destiny talk

[kindred vigil]

Scooby shut cho ass up duel night abyss player

[novel tree]

nah bro ran like a bitch after we shot his hand off

[wooden roost]

aura

[scenic meteor]

We on Ark knights end field now DNA is old news

[cyan bridge]

fuck you ALL

[wooden roost]

???

[kindred vigil]

I hear that alot

[cyan bridge]

except you its ok

[kindred vigil]

Are u gonna be like avatarsik that went on some emo spiel about some guy unfriending her and say fuck us all and leave us forever

[wooden roost]

yay

[kindred vigil]

I should hit that move lwk

[wooden roost]

thats what happened to them??

[scenic meteor]

Yea lmao

[cyan bridge]

idc about someone unfriending me

[kindred vigil]

I'm NGL I fw them but that was so
So so so so cringe oh my god

it's not the fact they were upset it's the way they went about it

[scenic meteor]

I never really fw them they were kinda attention seeking 24/7

[wooden roost]

i dont remeber them tbh

[kindred vigil]

so #me?

[cyan bridge]

remeber😂 son😂

[wooden roost]

son im crine

[kindred vigil]

weird collective here

[scenic meteor]

How

[wooden roost]

hopefully its not alloyed

[kindred vigil]

ur pfp is #emo core

[wooden roost]

heater

[cyan bridge]

look whos talking

[outer patio]

hashtag rubbing my belly

[kindred vigil]

I like it I'm not hatin

[cyan bridge]

im incredibly gassy today

[wooden roost]

chagne your pfp to an anime one what the helly

[kindred vigil]

yes Alice I know I'm a loser 💔

[cyan bridge]

no you're not i like you

[wooden roost]

you are what you feed your mind

[kindred vigil]

im done with 2D images that's for loser gay nerds and I'm 2 of thise

[wooden roost]

your only one of them ❤️

[cyan bridge]

described bonka

throw cake at bonka

[outer patio]

i think neeyth hates me secretly

[scenic meteor]

Why we on a hater arc today

[agile mason]

bonky 💛

[kindred vigil]

I don't hate u jade

[outer patio]

alice and that mustard person are my biggest haters

[wooden roost]

i dont hate anyone here except for wake train

[cyan bridge]

thats right

[wooden roost]

FUCK

[cyan bridge]

who is wake train

[warm granite]

Do you guys believe ketchup belongs or does NOT belong on a hotdog ? Personally I’m a mustard only type of person

[wooden roost]

the most annoying person ever like legit horrible

[agile mason]

bingus is just a pro hater

[outer patio]

yea

[wooden roost]

dont endorse this brandon i dont hold legit hate im just b hatin

[agile mason]

we know ur joshin but ur still a hater

[wooden roost]

i suppose

[kindred vigil]

why is he josh

[wooden roost]

lwk they are nothing compared to wake train

[cyan bridge]

agree on the memglass but vidmaster???

[scenic meteor]

Who is Waketrain?

[kindred vigil]

Clem scooby

[scenic meteor]

Oh yea he weird

[wooden roost]

clem his new alias 🕵️

[trim summit]

get clem

[kindred vigil]

pewdini top members tho I kinda miss that guy✌️😂

I never seen someone so unironic

[wooden roost]

me and neeyth saw the follow up that guy was not trolling

[scenic meteor]

Pewdini was lowkey a likable weirdo

[outer patio]

i like changing pfps like neeyth

[wooden roost]

crazy thing is at no point was he ever troling

[kindred vigil]

And men with masks or whatever the smiling face pfp

[cyan bridge]

describing Alice now arent we😂

[outer patio]

its like trying clothes on

[kindred vigil]

Jade gets it

My favorite genre of users who are just unironic weirdos you can't help but be enterained

Depends on the weirdo type tho

[cyan bridge]

i like my dogs and cats

[wooden roost]

lwk chuck p berry or whatever his name was was very annoying

[trim summit]

chris p bacon

[wooden roost]

youre the wrong typa weirdo

[outer patio]

chuck p berry

[cyan bridge]

not that way

fucking loser

[kindred vigil]

don't call him a loser

[wooden roost]

not like that bruh

[cyan bridge]

bruh

[agile mason]

how

[wooden roost]

youre an endearing weirdo the one hes talking about are the annoying but interesting weirdos

[outer patio]

guys i just got hired a s a bungie dev im adding mpreg features between void and locus

[kindred vigil]

This song is so good thank u ksenia

[wooden roost]

quinn and feardorian

[cyan bridge]

😆 🫱 BOI

[kindred vigil]

BOIIII 😂🫱

[wooden roost]

enough

[kindred vigil]

Guys I have a embarrassing confession to make, and I hope this will make u kill me

[wooden roost]

ok

[cyan bridge]

it wont

[kindred vigil]

I was reading my old comment YouTube history message and

i saw my comments on asmonggold videos, I was deadass a fan...💔💔💔

[wooden roost]

yo chillllll asmongold used to not be so bad bruh

[cyan bridge]

who is asmonggold

[kindred vigil]

no way u don't know

[wooden roost]

i liked him because h was funny and played wow

[cyan bridge]

yes way ig

[outer patio]

this song is cool https://soundcloud.com/twerknation28/benadrylcontest?si=462c42ca562b43728e5f0717babc3b48&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

[kindred vigil]

I liked him back then because I thought he was smart and knew about life but then I realize that's prime teenager manipulation for the alt right pipeline

[outer patio]

what the fuck is wrong with you

[kindred vigil]

alot jade

[cyan bridge]

stay in touch you got my number number😂

[wooden roost]

ok you liked him for the wrong reasons

takes from a guy with a dead opossum in his room

[kindred vigil]

I thought he was so acknowledable bruh he was just saying shit your teacher would say in 6th grade

[wooden roost]

unlucky

[kindred vigil]

yeah but I'm like liberal and whatever I guess

[outer patio]

i hate politics

[trim summit]

same

[wooden roost]

i like it sometimes

[cyan bridge]

youre not robert bro

[outer patio]

i still vote and stuff but like it just makes me kinda sad

[kindred vigil]

I used to be that way but it's really important for our way of living but it being 24/7 is not healthy at all

[wooden roost]

been working with my dad and he just plays right wing podcasts thorugh his phone all day oml

[trim summit]

i hate culture war created by the 1% for us to hate each other instead of coming together to stop their tyranny

[kindred vigil]

This isn't one piece bro

[cyan bridge]

"just your sad run of the mill superhero story" 🙄

[outer patio]

what are you talking about

[kindred vigil]

huh

[wooden roost]

what the hell are you talking about!!!

[kindred vigil]

yo Alice shut up sometimes

[cyan bridge]

certainly something

[trim summit]

i bet he watches whateverpodcast lmao

[outer patio]

i hate to say it but yea i agree with neeyth

[kindred vigil]

I should've took that advice about my username pronouncation ......I got liaison banned by proxy 💔

[wooden roost]

no he plays like pbd and joe rogan and stuff

[kindred vigil]

butterfly effect is real

[scenic meteor]

Rip Liaison

[outer patio]

i wasnt there for that

[wooden roost]

lets sacrifice sink to bring her back

[kindred vigil]

💯

[outer patio]

ok

[cyan bridge]

anybody but sink

[trim summit]

my boss doesn’t believe me about how they used litter boxes for when they had shooter lockdowns and he thinks they just have them just for kids to use regardless lmao

[kindred vigil]

me

[agile mason]

hmmm

[outer patio]

you

[scenic meteor]

Sink wont be enough to bring back Liaison

[cyan bridge]

not u

ur too valuable

[scenic meteor]

we gotta sacrifice neeyth tbh

[wooden roost]

least american reason what the hell

[kindred vigil]

Sacrifice me I'm literally lwk the reason

[wooden roost]

no

[scenic meteor]

we can cut neeyth, glass, and pedguin

[outer patio]

neeyth can stay

[cyan bridge]

sacrifice me

[kindred vigil]

damn nn penguin??

[outer patio]

i vote for this

[wooden roost]

man makes worst sacrifice list asked to leave maracord

[scenic meteor]

Pedguin suggested Neeyiff

[cyan bridge]

sure buddy😒

[cyan bridge]

what are you playing bud

[agile mason]

nu uh

[trim summit]

on youtube rn

[kindred vigil]

I kinda needed to hear this lwk

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[warm granite]

If you could be any runner irl which would you be

[wooden roost]

locus

[kindred vigil]

you so I can be stupid all day and still win

[cyan bridge]

you're the one who deserves it most

[agile mason]

glitch I want to be awesome

[kindred vigil]

WTF #switxhinguplastsecond

[outer patio]

you should hear this https://soundcloud.com/lunnariplus/thelightiscoming?si=9c3f2c27a91f4136a938f802a1f43777&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

[cyan bridge]

bikini void

[warm granite]

I would be void as well he reminds me of teemo from league

[kindred vigil]

What the FUCK am I listening too jade

[outer patio]

good

[wooden roost]

she on a streak of sending straight poop from a butt

[kindred vigil]

This is a bit to much sensory overload for me 😭

[outer patio]

you just dont understand sound design ..........

[cyan bridge]

preech

[kindred vigil]

Like I like music like that but that's a bit much

[wooden roost]

youre not ksenia knock it off

[kindred vigil]

No jade has good music she put me on the Spotify jam 🙄

[scenic meteor]

if my ears are bleeding im not hearing

[outer patio]

what do you mean

[agile mason]

what songs

[wooden roost]

ksenia said that stuff like noise music is more music for musicians

[kindred vigil]

I don't remember

it didn't save to my likes 💔

[outer patio]

well it is, you kinda have to be a little knowledged to understand some music

[kindred vigil]

I liked one of Alice's song surprisingly

[cyan bridge]

which

[wooden roost]

bros bumping kwite

[kindred vigil]

What's up

[agile mason]

I don’t remember what songs 😭

[outer patio]

it was this prob https://soundcloud.com/syzymusic/take-my-energy?si=2f6a2bcb8d2d4568aa26d38cc5d0b8c6&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

[cyan bridge]

peak right

[agile mason]

reloop the jam

[kindred vigil]

It's only bcz the instrumental the guy rapping kinda blows

[wooden roost]

lil b

[kindred vigil]

Yeah it's that jade

[outer patio]

good song

[agile mason]

who was the one that got most of theirs skipped

[kindred vigil]

I think it was a random ass chatter y'all said his music was shit

[wooden roost]

poor guy

[scenic meteor]

It was some rando

[wooden roost]

this guys listening to careless whisper

[kindred vigil]

I LIKE IT SHIT UP

[wooden roost]

they played that at a system of a down concert

[kindred vigil]

how

[wooden roost]

fym how

[kindred vigil]

How

[outer patio]

you should listen to this https://soundcloud.com/halcyonlv/toxic-if-swallowed?si=a3d5fbc406d44b4b89d38b7c42b914e2&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

[scenic meteor]

They played it bruh

[wooden roost]

big ass speakers cause it was a concert

[kindred vigil]

Why

[wooden roost]

aura

[scenic meteor]

Not the good kinda aura

[wooden roost]

more poop from a butt but i lwk see the vision for why people like this

[kindred vigil]

it could be machine gun Kelly 🙄

[outer patio]

im curious on what u listen to mustard

[wooden roost]

i mean everything but mostly like metal and rap and stuff

[agile mason]

would this be considered breakcore?

[outer patio]

no

[agile mason]

gotcha

[outer patio]

checks out

[wooden roost]

#whatdatmean

[trim summit]

checks in

[outer patio]

metal fans .......

[wooden roost]

very useful for cooling things off

[scenic meteor]

Metal heads are cringe

[trim summit]

drill rap fans are cringe

[wooden roost]

man you listen to chance the rapper bruh chilll

[kindred vigil]

Scooby don't you listen to a specific ost from a game? What was it again...uhhh ma....

[outer patio]

https://soundcloud.com/nimda_uk/limitless-peril?si=8aff83ebf6e74ffaa107b4b5bf771f6f&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

[novel tree]

wait is your only problem that I like tyler and literally none of my other music tastes cuz we got some similar tastes we couldve been homies fr

[wooden roost]

we still can be fr im a fake opp i got the gun for the fashion

[kindred vigil]

Gun for fashion

[novel tree]

what kinda heavy do you listen to. im tryna find some bands to get into

[outer patio]

maybe you will like this mustard

[scenic meteor]

Bros in the 51st state they only got guns for the fashion rn

[kindred vigil]

51st state...

[wooden roost]

still no but keep trying

[novel tree]

jade do you actually listen to this?

[outer patio]

did you listen for more than 3 seconds

[outer patio]

ya

[wooden roost]

i mean i skipped through it so kinda

[novel tree]

you might like knock knock by anger fist and black lotus by wa. then both bangers fr

[wooden roost]

empty shell casing slaps papercut slaps vulpecula slaps but thier alt metal

[kindred vigil]

right

[wooden roost]

left

[outer patio]

dont thumbs up react me

[wooden roost]

y

[outer patio]

because i freaking hate you

[wooden roost]

i get it

[kindred vigil]

Does anyone wanna listen to chief keef

[scenic meteor]

Bro

[wooden roost]

love sosa was my most listened to song

[outer patio]

https://soundcloud.com/svddendeath/midnight-svdden-death-x-peelingflesh-x-nimda-x-yvm3?si=6e6497ea35704308929c2aa62161e8fe&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

[scenic meteor]

Chief keef are u cereal

[kindred vigil]

YES IM CEREAL

[wooden roost]

hop off scoob

[novel tree]

whats your top artist twin

[kindred vigil]

ok we can. Listen to anime ost

[wooden roost]

system of a down

[novel tree]

word

[kindred vigil]

Who the fuck does Scooby even listen 2

[novel tree]

i bet scoobs listens to the wiggles

[scenic meteor]

Leave me lone I just listen to chill music

[wooden roost]

either the stuff youre sending it getting better or im starting to like poop from a butt music

[novel tree]

like campfire vibes type shit? cuz i got some stuff i could put you on 👀

[kindred vigil]

Slowly getting metamorphosised #franzkafka

[outer patio]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5hvuvPw50uKKuC2kbWs9N7?si=63c849e8ed7843cd

[novel tree]

lowkey mustard empty shell casing aint half bad

[scenic meteor]

Kinda, pmo I’ll check it out

[outer patio]

this is one of my fav songs

[kindred vigil]

kinda pmo

[wooden roost]

i know their actually freaking awesome

[wooden roost]

i cant tell if the drums are real or not

either way i dont fw that style of vocals for a whole song

[outer patio]

omg ur sooooo borinnnnnnnnggggggggggg

[novel tree]

fake as fuck holy moly

[kindred vigil]

what's the song that goes one thing

[wooden roost]

yeah kinda

[novel tree]

fruit salad?

[kindred vigil]

what the hell is that

[wooden roost]

but i didnt hate that song it just wouldnt end up in rotation

[outer patio]

i give up

[wooden roost]

good try tho i appreciate the effort

[kindred vigil]

I think jade is gonna become hateful after this

[scenic meteor]

most likely

[wooden roost]

sink listen to diskneeland by cheerleader roadkill please 🙂

[novel tree]

the backseat lovers, mt joy but more of their 2nd album imo, some of flipturn's songs are pretty chill too like sad disco (pine studios) and halfway (acoustic)

[wooden roost]

ive already plugged this song a bazillion times

[outer patio]

^

[wooden roost]

mb guys

[kindred vigil]

U broke her niice streak 💔

[agile mason]

ik someone who got 71st ranked listener on their spotify wrapped for the first artist

[wooden roost]

kelp nearly

wasnt he 150 for stone temple pilots

[kindred vigil]

Early what

[agile mason]

yeah

[kindred vigil]

I'm so MAD I can't play destiny 2 💔

[novel tree]

all 5 of my top 5 songs were flipturn....

[kindred vigil]

Apparently I have to reset my Xbox fully I'm not doing that #rage

[outer patio]

why not full of joy instead

[wooden roost]

trow it at da wal

[kindred vigil]

It's a series s I fucking hate it

[scenic meteor]

just turn it off gng

[novel tree]

punishment for being a xbox chud

[kindred vigil]

I hate myself for choosing this fuckads console over a PS5 💔

[wooden roost]

turn it on and boot up mcc and play with me

[novel tree]

just get a pc guy

who me :3 🐱

[kindred vigil]

mb that was a pre fire response that wasn't for you

[wooden roost]

was it 4 me

[kindred vigil]

no just in case someone called me a xbot 🙄

[wooden roost]

ok im gonna dissapear now bye

[scenic meteor]

are you not an xbot

[novel tree]

xbot chud

[novel tree]

bye bye thanks for the bands 🐱

[outer patio]

thank god

[kindred vigil]

Bye mustard

[novel tree]

jade has an opp??? we are truly in end times

[agile mason]

bye bingus

[kindred vigil]

He made jade spiteful and angry 💔

[agile mason]

jade u hate bingus?

[scenic meteor]

jade would never want me to disappear tho

[novel tree]

slimed for that fr

[kindred vigil]

relax I'm sure the redemption arc will happen

[scenic meteor]

for who

[kindred vigil]

context clues

[scenic meteor]

im not adetective gng lemme know

[kindred vigil]

bingus #duh

get that stupid ass cat outta here I hate it

[novel tree]

🐱

[kindred vigil]

🙄 this guy likes teto btw

[novel tree]

and? fuck you

[outer patio]

noo

[agile mason]

okay good

[scenic meteor]

Kasane Teto is cool Neeyth chill out

[outer patio]

only a little

[kindred vigil]

I hate vocaloid

[novel tree]

based

[scenic meteor]

you my slime sink dont worry i got you

[outer patio]

erm she isnt vocaloid .....

[kindred vigil]

utau or whateever

[novel tree]

says the xbot chud. how are your high gamepass prices???

[kindred vigil]

🫩🫩🫩

[outer patio]

ur on xbox ....oh

[kindred vigil]

if God and this world ever loved me I'd have a PS5 this month

[scenic meteor]

now this

[kindred vigil]

I should do feetfinder

[novel tree]

if He truly loved you, you'd have a pc #pcmasterrace #consolechuds

[scenic meteor]

im sure you could get a few people with feet transactions on this server

[kindred vigil]

no one loves me I'm just alone wolf in this massive world

[outer patio]

its ok ilove u neeyth

[kindred vigil]

u two are ruining my nonchalant wolf aura

[kindred vigil]

why can Scooby do it but I can never ugh

[spring cove]

feet content smirk emoji

[scenic meteor]

because im a true lone wolf you just a poser

you dont know about this life

[kindred vigil]

I talk to myself at night #beatthat

[novel tree]

we all do thats not a flex buddy

[kindred vigil]

well I like to make conversations with myself pretending to be ,4 people in a friend group

[novel tree]

oh ok thats a bit concerning

[scenic meteor]

thats not lone wolf thats socially deprived

[outer patio]

neeyth lets go to the mall

[kindred vigil]

sometimes I watch funny dad videos to see what that feels like 😏

[novel tree]

neeyth go meet santa at the mall

[scenic meteor]

no u dont

[outer patio]

its me im santa

[spring cove]

i'll be the mall santa

[kindred vigil]

THERES NO MALL HERE SANTA CULTURE IS DEAD

[novel tree]

SANTA IS REAL

[kindred vigil]

I unfortunately genuinely do

[outer patio]

we can both be santa its ok

[spring cove]

santa palestine

[novel tree]

huh

[kindred vigil]

what does that have to do with any correlation

[outer patio]

huh

[spring cove]

he said santa isreal

[novel tree]

seaweed just tryna get politcal

[kindred vigil]

ohhhhh

[scenic meteor]

this why kelp not even in my top 20

[spring cove]

fuck you ho

[outer patio]

i dont thinkive ever talked to kelp before

[kindred vigil]

u haven't

[warm granite]

I like how Rumi smells seaweed

[scenic meteor]

keep it that way fr

[spring cove]

yoo @outer patio

[kindred vigil]

relax pointr

[outer patio]

go away

[novel tree]

me with uhmm.... ummm.... uh.... um.... i cant say it here

[scenic meteor]

alright its not even freak o clock and we getting crazy

im about to scatter

[novel tree]

lowkey what time is freak o clock cuz i got shit to do

[kindred vigil]

ur always scattering man u never stick anything out #flakerinitscore

[scenic meteor]

11:45

[novel tree]

word thanks homie

[scenic meteor]

I never flaked on brandon i even played with charles that one time

[cyan bridge]

politithon

[kindred vigil]

so brandons the favorite gg

[warm granite]

You guys watching stranger thangs season 5

[scenic meteor]

brandons the only one who will fw me

[kindred vigil]

@ orzi

[novel tree]

fuck no

[cyan bridge]

no

[kindred vigil]

Brandon u have 10 people that fw u just lying

[scenic meteor]

me and rev gonna run where winds meet but idk if my ping can handle frenchie

[kindred vigil]

gg kelp f
Got muted

[outer patio]

good

[kindred vigil]

Tried to @ everyone

[scenic meteor]

neeyth you really sticking with the kill bill pfps

[kindred vigil]

That's not kill bill

[scenic meteor]

you really sticking with the movies pfps

[kindred vigil]

Well it's the same actor

[outer patio]

i thinkits cool

[scenic meteor]

i see

[kindred vigil]

But it's just a photo of her fashion I thnk

[scenic meteor]

it was time to shed your weeb persona anyway

[kindred vigil]

mean and burning bridges arc starts NOW 😂✌️

[scenic meteor]

right...

[kindred vigil]

do u not fw that

[scenic meteor]

if thats the arc you want i wont question it

[kindred vigil]

is that #outtacharacter

[scenic meteor]

only if it doesnt feel right

[kindred vigil]

no arcs don't even exist anyway it's a Internet term 🙄

[outer patio]

do whatever makes you happy

[scenic meteor]

phases exist

people go through phases of emotion its a real thing

[warm granite]

Metroid prime 4 tomorrow

[kindred vigil]

yeah tell me about it

I've been so negative since November it's genuinely crazy ✌️😂

[scenic meteor]

kinda yea

[outer patio]

itll be okay

[kindred vigil]

I ran outta Halloween candy that's the #issue

[novel tree]

go buy more

[kindred vigil]

can I get 500$

[scenic meteor]

pls dont tell thats the actual reason

[kindred vigil]

no it's actually a way more personal reason but this is a public lobby

[outer patio]

i would be pretty sad if i did too

[scenic meteor]

i see my fault

[outer patio]

i didnt go trick or treating this year

[kindred vigil]

why not

[outer patio]

no motivation

[kindred vigil]

but candy

[outer patio]

i regret it i didnt even watch any scary movies either

[kindred vigil]

U don't even gotta dress up fr I was just assisting my brother and they were confused why I didn't get any

[outer patio]

i kinda was like just derealized the entire month of october

[kindred vigil]

destiny 2 exotic mission derealize 👀

[astral turret]

does anybody know when the december playtest starts?

[outer patio]

why is there no one talking

[kindred vigil]

December 12-15

[astral turret]

ok ty

[kindred vigil]

they hate us and want to kill us

[outer patio]

i meant this

[kindred vigil]

(it's because it's bed time for Americans 🙄)

[outer patio]

its only 9:44

[kindred vigil]

that's usually when pp sleep

[novel tree]

it says in the discord server homie just go look

[outer patio]

oh

[kindred vigil]

people sleep around 8-11

[outer patio]

o

[novel tree]

they do?

[kindred vigil]

I mean ur suppsoed to

[novel tree]

you are?

[outer patio]

i fall asleep around like 5

[scenic meteor]

People sleep around 9pm?

[kindred vigil]

Yes

[novel tree]

am or pm

[outer patio]

am

[kindred vigil]

sleep at 3-4am wake up to 7-8am

[outer patio]

imnot really tired until then anyways

[novel tree]

do you have a j*b jade?

[kindred vigil]

u can say job

[outer patio]

i dont sadly

i get most of my money from music which is not much, i got 2 interviews cancelled on me

like 2 weeks ago

[kindred vigil]

aye at least u had the option to be interviewed, that has to count for something anyway even if it's cancelled

[novel tree]

Word

[quartz abyss]

i get money from my mom

[kindred vigil]

#allowancefumd

[novel tree]

Honestly just go apply to wendys. I got $16 an hour just starting out

[outer patio]

would rather die

[kindred vigil]

If they accept 🙄

[novel tree]

its really not that bad. Mcdonalds is worse

[outer patio]

im looking for entry IT jobs

Im certified in most things they require its jsut a matter of finding one in my city

[novel tree]

word good luck homie

[outer patio]

my best bet to do something Im knowledgeable in is like best buy or something because i live in a middle of nowhere blue collar ass city

[quartz abyss]

go to alaska

[kindred vigil]

Tech support ❓

[wooden roost]

true

[novel tree]

scam caller?

[outer patio]

literally anything tbh

[quartz abyss]

YES YES YES

[kindred vigil]

Ok bru

[novel tree]

Wb mustard

[outer patio]

im leaving

[wooden roost]

why are you missing a y

[kindred vigil]

I'm changing it to how people say it

[novel tree]

noooo bye jade

[wooden roost]

an angel just lost its wings

[novel tree]

whatchy'all think about honey a pizza

[wooden roost]

odd

[kindred vigil]

not really it didn't make sense

[wooden roost]

just plucked my unibrow feeling like a diva lwk

[novel tree]

ok but now with bbq

[wooden roost]

american

[kindred vigil]

well not like this is any better it's just neet but with a H💔

[wooden roost]

neeth 🦷

man you are not the same person bruh neeyth no y and a real girl as the pfp what the heck

but i will welcome neeth with open arms

[kindred vigil]

I'll upgrade to nature pfps one day #prime

[novel tree]

Yo wtf neeyth

[kindred vigil]

then it'll be good grammar next 🧠

[novel tree]

neeth redemption arc?

santa IS real!!!!!

[kindred vigil]

then it'll be 30 messages a day

I think someone calculated and apparently like I say like 200 messages a day or sum

[wooden roost]

someones a narc fr

[kindred vigil]

cart narc 👀

[wooden roost]

me and my friend are thinking about doing cart narcs but in toronto but we dont sound annoying enough

[kindred vigil]

just talk nasally?

[wooden roost]

yeah i dont think i could do it wiothout laughing

[kindred vigil]

and wear a bullet proof vest like he does

[wooden roost]

no im in canada i need a stab proof

[kindred vigil]

and be JACKED

[wooden roost]

im tryin

[kindred vigil]

I didn't expect him to be genuinely jacked like he's actually built

[wooden roost]

wait what

[kindred vigil]

ok he's not built but he's not skinny

[wooden roost]

jacked seems like a stretch but hes bigger than i woulda thought

mmm hots a strech but not too shabby

[kindred vigil]

you know I'll be honest this is gonna be cringe/embarrassing but

His "lazybones" line used to be my social media bios, it's my goddamn genshin account bio brah ✌️😭 ion even Play that game

[wooden roost]

litter bug and lazy bones so goated

[kindred vigil]

lazybones is just such a good line

[kindred vigil]

My bios were always "professional lazybones"

[wooden roost]

seems about right

[kindred vigil]

my "01" era

[wooden roost]

what that mean

[kindred vigil]

I had a period where I went by like 3-4 letter names or just "01"

[wooden roost]

also we're so back its just me and you talking like old times

[sour cairn]

transgenderwoke

[wooden roost]

aura

[rich breach]

woah

[kindred vigil]

It was "N." "A.k.4" and "01"

[outer patio]

hate that stuff

[kindred vigil]

my Warframe name is N.1999 cause I couldn't make it just N 😭

[sour cairn]

hawk tuah

[outer patio]

what is wrong with you

[rich breach]

what happened to the hawk tuah girl

[kindred vigil]

Fell off

[outer patio]

she left after a crypto rug pull

[kindred vigil]

She tried to do a crypto scam like usual

[scenic meteor]

Hawk tuah

[rich breach]

can’t say im surprised

[kindred vigil]

Whatever she got rich off that 15 mins of fame

[novel tree]

its crazy that she got as popular as she did for a like 10 sec clip

[kindred vigil]

God I can't look at stories like hers my envy will kill me one day

[outer patio]

i worked at a spencers and they had hawk tuah shirts that sold out the first day they were released

[kindred vigil]

Like u mean to tell me all I gotta do is say something stupid and I get a podcast and nice houses and interviews

[outer patio]

nearly lost my mind

[rich breach]

shit reminds me of those stanley cups

[outer patio]

yea true

[wooden roost]

leave hockey alone!!

[outer patio]

i have a random off brand one but only because its actually half decent at keeping the water cold

[kindred vigil]

yo Stanley cups fucking sucked they were no diff than any other thermo cup??

[scenic meteor]

I guess idk

[outer patio]

im not even sure how they got popular

[wooden roost]

gatorade water bottles top 1 ever

[rich breach]

i didn’t even know they had thermo shit in them i thought everyone just liked them cause stainless steel

[kindred vigil]

I use 1

[rich breach]

highkey i just use the same cup i use for my shaker

[kindred vigil]

It's not thermo I just don't know what they used but it reminded me of thermos

[novel tree]

theyre also full of lead

[outer patio]

yum

[kindred vigil]

usual

[wooden roost]

neeyth why you got the ground zeroes song in yo bio

[kindred vigil]

U know the story of the guy who poisoned all of USA with lead

[scenic meteor]

Who

[kindred vigil]

It's my favorite 🙄

[wooden roost]

john lead

[wooden roost]

stop gatekeeping enligten us

[kindred vigil]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley_Jr.

[scenic meteor]

I can’t read wiki

[wooden roost]

read it to us like a bedtime story

[kindred vigil]

Watch the video on it it's interesting

https://youtu.be/IV3dnLzthDA?si=qz1sIuxjbD30-0id

[scenic meteor]

I’m banned on YouTube

[wooden roost]

veritasium 😴

[iron blaze]

How tf are all of you still in here

[kindred vigil]

It decreased USA intelligence and increased environmental disasters and increased crime rates

[wooden roost]

because we're dedicated to the cause

[kindred vigil]

He legit made USA dumber 😭

[outer patio]

hi

[wooden roost]

he singlehandedly created neeyth and kelp

[scenic meteor]

Neeyth got his smart moments

[kindred vigil]

no not really

[wooden roost]

he def got his dumb moments tho but i wont hate for it

[trim summit]

what about me

[outer patio]

who are you

[kindred vigil]

prime stupid

[trim summit]

do we need to get philosophical?

[outer patio]

im kidding im sorry you are cool

[kindred vigil]

ggs mustard muted for saying the G word

[outer patio]

rip

https://soundcloud.com/p-h-e-x/subfiltronik-passout-phex-remix-ft-skullion-shadez?si=c8fd7ecf78ec4f4eb5ca141831f3d355&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

[scenic meteor]

Gone for so long he don’t even remember the filters

[kindred vigil]

to know if a word is filter type it in the search and if it wasn't said in the past 2-3 months it's probably banned

[outer patio]

hi @lean parrot

[scenic meteor]

That’s too much work twin

[outer patio]

you are being tracked

[scenic meteor]

Jade hop on league

[outer patio]

die

[scenic meteor]

We can play Vs Ai

[kindred vigil]

Ur not Sisyphus jade

[outer patio]

yes i am jade

[scenic meteor]

Neeyth hop on D2 I’m stuck on this mission

[kindred vigil]

I thought u hated me 🙄

[scenic meteor]

When did I say that

[outer patio]

why is d2 148 gigs

142*

[kindred vigil]

because they don't know how to debloat

[outer patio]

i was considering reinstalling but now im never goiung to ever

[kindred vigil]

They could learn from helldiver's making their 150game go to 23gb

[scenic meteor]

ok back up

[kindred vigil]

I'll send the announcement I'm not lying

[scenic meteor]

helldivers shouldve never been 150gb in the first place lets not glaze them for doing the bare minimum

[kindred vigil]

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/491583942944621371?l=english

[kindred vigil]

yeah we should glaze the Sony studio that made it possible

[outer patio]

why isnt bungie doing the minimum for destiny ...

[kindred vigil]

Say thank u nixxes

[scenic meteor]

Destiny also shouldnt be 150gb cause warframe got insane sizes for how long its been out

[kindred vigil]

Since it's a sony studio it could get the same treatment for destiny

[outer patio]

its okay destiny 2 is goinmg offline forever in 2 minutes

[kindred vigil]

wtf

[scenic meteor]

sony only worries about studios performing

not performing = EOS

[kindred vigil]

Sigh alert

[scenic meteor]

what is the d2 playercount for steam

[outer patio]

0

[kindred vigil]

53k

[scenic meteor]

70k on a wednesday holy they are sooooo back

[kindred vigil]

Better than our 12-22k....

[gleaming bough]

[outer patio]

https://soundcloud.com/syzymusic/medium-rare-milk?

[scenic meteor]

helldivers 2 actually went up 30k players for lowering the size of there game

or did they do content along side it

[kindred vigil]

Can't believe we had 314k on final shape that shit feels like a dream

[scenic meteor]

i mean they hyped it up to no end saying it would be the end of destiny saga

[kindred vigil]

It was a good end

That everyone felt satisfied so they dilped

Witch queen had 289k wow

[scenic meteor]

yea they shouldve never advertised end of a saga if they were gonna keep dropping expansions imo

[kindred vigil]

I mean it is destiny most pre ordered dlc

[kindred vigil]

They had to if they wanted some sales, they really did their thing on final shape

having a raid 3 days later after the main campaign story cliffhanger then completing the cliffhanger after a raid in its own mission?

They will not do something like that ever again

[scenic meteor]

yea it helped sales but everyone kind of figured it was the end of destiny story no reason to keep playing after you finish

[kindred vigil]

yes and the new story doesn't seem to be hooking in a lot cuz like the darkness stuff was the main stuff

[scenic meteor]

yea

[kindred vigil]

The nine is interesting but issue is most people don't know who they are unless they were geeked into the lore or saw the few cutscenes from seasons ago or mentions of the nine sprinkled in

[scenic meteor]

idk its a weird game idk what they can or should do tbh

[outer patio]

i like to play with crayons and toys

[kindred vigil]

I feel like they could've focused more on the darkness itself tbh, than the nine, yes I know it was the end of the saga but, what I mean is, dealing with the remnants of it or other disciples of the witness if he had any

or maybe a traveler saga, cuz like since witch queen we've been #takingalook at the traveler, they could've explored that

[outer patio]

i like when they added the birds that made noises and stuff

[kindred vigil]

Ok I'm yapping they faces killing me why no one gaf

[outer patio]

son im crine

[scenic meteor]

yea destiny cooked gng

but Marathon might save bungie so u good

[kindred vigil]

idk bout that it's like a corpse that gets zapped to life every near death

[scenic meteor]

New world?

[kindred vigil]

this is far different from amazon

[scenic meteor]

i know

[kindred vigil]

If we had Amazon destiny would've died in dark below

[outer patio]

if we had amazon we could order thinfs like bookshelves and some appliances

[kindred vigil]

They wouldn't even let house of wolves release 😭

[kindred vigil]

ur onto smth...

[scenic meteor]

neeyth are you a bungie "shill" as they say

[kindred vigil]

No I've been very critical of them plenty

Their choices with destiny has been god awful. It started with the content vaulting

[scenic meteor]

have you played every bungie game?

[gleaming bough]

They pur a cat as a fortnite pet...
Im folding

[kindred vigil]

Yes it had highs post that, but they do shitty decisions so they can market that their listening, I kinda hate that tbh, they need to just learn to actually own it without the pr speak and just try to be honest what game they want to make cause it seems they want to make a new destiny or sum but just can't at the moment

I am not blaming trhe developers though, this is mainly towards the suits and Pete (when he was still CEO), because it has been said that apparently they ignored some devs opinios and ideas because it wasn't profitable, and stuff like that

[scenic meteor]

i see

[kindred vigil]

Than again Bungie has a history of being horribly mismanaged, it seems they do better when someone else manages them

[kindred vigil]

No

only halo and destiny and bit of ONI

[cyan bridge]

me when i speak

[kindred vigil]

Not myth, marathon, abuse, gnop or pathway to darkness or whatever these people talk abt

[quartz abyss]

have u played the last of us part 2

[kindred vigil]

I don't own a PlayStation 5 by Sony interactive

[cyan bridge]

i do

[kindred vigil]

🫩

[cyan bridge]

because

[kindred vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-he-talking-to-matty-matheson-muffler-meals-best-on-the-lake-pickerel-toast-whos-he-talking-to-gif-6789134263134200544

[cyan bridge]

"he" son😂

[kindred vigil]

That wasn't to you....it was to me 🙄

[cyan bridge]

ur band😂

[kindred vigil]

it's rhetorical or whatever the word is

[cyan bridge]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 im crine😂

[kindred vigil]

Alice I don't need another scandal don't do this

[shy flame]

@cyan bridge girl can you pick a name

[outer patio]

go wild and do the snow dance!

[kindred vigil]

She hasn't changed her names in weeks wym

[cyan bridge]

literally alice twin❤️‍🩹

[kindred vigil]

it's her name sischacho 😂✌️

[cyan bridge]

i didnt ask anyone to call me by my previous users sistato tomato😂

when i had them on just to clarify my ballerina cappucina 😂

[outer patio]

hi alice

[kindred vigil]

gg spawned orzi

[cyan bridge]

im shaking

[quartz abyss]

BALLERINA CAPPUCCINA

[kindred vigil]

Alice how many times do u get the wonderland joke daily

[cyan bridge]

oh my god bro

[cyan bridge]

not much

only from anthrony ig

[kindred vigil]

speaking of Alice in wonderland

[outer patio]

why did you air me alice what is wrongf with you

[kindred vigil]

Play Alice madness it's actually kinda good

[cyan bridge]

everything

[outer patio]

clearly

[cyan bridge]

wdym clearly you cant see inside my body

[outer patio]

hop on steamvr

[kindred vigil]

Wtf is that

[outer patio]

buddy has never own a pc

[cyan bridge]

steam coming out of ur vr

[kindred vigil]

I'm crine

[outer patio]

son

[cyan bridge]

weiner

[kindred vigil]

Oh it's a VR application

[outer patio]

why did you say that

[cyan bridge]

"application" bro❤️‍🩹

[gleaming bough]

Who?

[kindred vigil]

WHAT??

[trim summit]

cares

[outer patio]

brap

[gleaming bough]

My cat is in fortnite now

[kindred vigil]

"Grab SteamVR to access and play VR games using your HTC Vive, Oculus Rift, Windows Mixed Reality headset, or any other supported VR headset and controllers"

Sounds like an application to me

[cyan bridge]

shut the fuck up

[kindred vigil]

😞

[simple kelp]

How do you get this new shader

[kindred vigil]

?

[gleaming bough]

?

[outer patio]

?

[simple kelp]

Never mind

[novel tree]

wsg slime

[kindred vigil]

no what do u mean

[scenic meteor]

?

[cyan bridge]

dont call me slime im not your slime

[novel tree]

ya gotta kill glub shitto

[kindred vigil]

R u taking about destiny

[outer patio]

they added the new poop brown shader to destiny that gives you pvp buffs

[gleaming bough]

I put my cat in fortnite

[novel tree]

not you fuck off

[novel tree]

how also thats dope af 🐱

[cyan bridge]

reviving montgomery swizzenbocher the 3rd is the new method

[kindred vigil]

wsg slime@cyan bridge

Holy fuck ur username is long change that NOW!

[novel tree]

wsg slime@cyan bridge

[cyan bridge]

wsg cuh

[gleaming bough]

New pet drop

[outer patio]

hi alice

[kindred vigil]

can u gift me a skin

[novel tree]

@cyan bridge explain this

[cyan bridge]

sink is calling me slime but he probably wears a quarter zip or smth

[kindred vigil]

I want coastal mechanist

[obsidian plover]

No you

[outer patio]

alice air no2 im keeping count

[novel tree]

nah those are mad ugly

[scenic meteor]

Gift me a skin to

[cyan bridge]

count deez nuts bro

[outer patio]

i dont get it can you explain the joke

[kindred vigil]

Why is fortnite on summer theme it's winter ??

[novel tree]

its fortnite

[kindred vigil]

Basically she's telling u those nuts

[novel tree]

what nuts

[obsidian plover]

lol

[outer patio]

i dont think ive heard of those

[kindred vigil]

Like something u eat

[novel tree]

what the nuts

[outer patio]

like peanuts

[kindred vigil]

Like they come from trees and squirrels eat them and shiiii

[shy flame]

@cyan bridge abby and uhh Zoey i think?

[cyan bridge]

What the joke is

“Deez Nuts” is a bait-and-switch punchline.
The whole joke is built around tricking someone into asking a question, so you can reply with the phrase “Deez nuts!”, which sounds ridiculous and unexpected.

It’s a form of juvenile wordplay — the humor comes from surprise, immaturity, and timing.

How it works

You set up a question or sentence that sounds serious:

“Hey, have you heard about Deez?”

“Did you see the new study about these?”

“Have you met Deez?”

The other person responds:

“Deez what?”

“What are these?”

You proudly fire the punchline:

“DEEZ NUTS!”

It’s the abrupt, stupid twist that people laugh at — not deep wordplay.

Why it became popular

It started as a vulgar slang phrase used in hip-hop in the 1990s (Dr. Dre even had a track called Deeez Nuuuts).

It became internet meme culture in 2015, especially after a viral video where someone prank-calls their dad with it.

Since then, it’s turned into a catchphrase and a setup format used everywhere.

What makes the joke funny

Surprise — you don’t expect the answer.

Immaturity — it’s intentionally dumb.

Participation — the target completes the joke.

Timing — the setup has to feel natural.

Important context

It’s basically a harmless prank, but it’s still humor, so it’s not exactly classy or polite in every setting.
Think of it like “dad jokes, but more cursed.”

If you want, I can also explain:

variations of the joke

why the meme stayed popular

examples from the internet

the psychology of bait-and-switch humor

[novel tree]

What the joke is

“Deez Nuts” is a bait-and-switch punchline.
The whole joke is built around tricking someone into asking a question, so you can reply with the phrase “Deez nuts!”, which sounds ridiculous and unexpected.

It’s a form of juvenile wordplay — the humor comes from surprise, immaturity, and timing.

How it works

You set up a question or sentence that sounds serious:

“Hey, have you heard about Deez?”

“Did you see the new study about these?”

“Have you met Deez?”

The other person responds:

“Deez what?”

“What are these?”

You proudly fire the punchline:

“DEEZ NUTS!”

It’s the abrupt, stupid twist that people laugh at — not deep wordplay.

Why it became popular

It started as a vulgar slang phrase used in hip-hop in the 1990s (Dr. Dre even had a track called Deeez Nuuuts).

It became internet meme culture in 2015, especially after a viral video where someone prank-calls their dad with it.

Since then, it’s turned into a catchphrase and a setup format used everywhere.

What makes the joke funny

Surprise — you don’t expect the answer.

Immaturity — it’s intentionally dumb.

Participation — the target completes the joke.

Timing — the setup has to feel natural.

Important context

It’s basically a harmless prank, but it’s still sexual humor, so it’s not exactly classy or polite in every setting.
Think of it like “dad jokes, but more cursed.”

If you want, I can also explain:

variations of the joke

why the meme stayed popular

examples from the internet

the psychology of bait-and-switch humor

[obsidian plover]

I ain’t reading allat

[kindred vigil]

Nice ai alice

[outer patio]

i think i need a more in depth description

[earnest reef]

Yeah i aint readin allat

[cyan bridge]

ailice

[novel tree]

wsg char

[shy flame]

It's not a joke — it's a statement

[scenic meteor]

Alice using Ai gg

[outer patio]

Immaturity — it’s intentionally dumb.

[kindred vigil]

I sometimes use em dashes but I can't use them because of chat gpt

[novel tree]

alice is an ai chud confirmed so sad

[shy flame]

My job makes me use ChatGPT for employee performance reviews, so tired of its not em dash its other

[cyan bridge]

this game used stolen artwork before me using ai for a joke is not that bad gang

[outer patio]

this comparison does not make it better

[kindred vigil]

U killed 9 villages

[shy flame]

This is the game youre defending btw

[cyan bridge]

10 actually get it right

[kindred vigil]

And you took MY water bruh I was getting water and suddenly my faucet stopped

[cyan bridge]

😒

[outer patio]

can we get this person out pls

[scenic meteor]

Neeyth got no water and no wifi gg

[kindred vigil]

Like sis....https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where's_My_Water%3F

[cyan bridge]

do you drink water straight out of the tap😂

[kindred vigil]

does any of you remember that mobile game

[outer patio]

no one knows what ur talking about dude

[kindred vigil]

ok I'm sorry I'll leave

[novel tree]

i played that shit hella back when i was like 7

[scenic meteor]

+2 Jade

[outer patio]

its okay im sorry

[kindred vigil]

u could learn something from that alice

[outer patio]

alice doesnt know how to be nice alice hates me

[novel tree]

jade why are you so nice. you could lowkey be a villian and everyone would be ok with it probably

[kindred vigil]

username was literally scvillian

is not evil 🙄

[novel tree]

would you guys support jade's villian arc

[kindred vigil]

oh my God it means SoundCloud 💔

[outer patio]

i am a walking contradiction

[outer patio]

well no shit maybe read the full name with your eyeballs

[cyan bridge]

WAIT I DO

[kindred vigil]

well damn okay sorry

[novel tree]

stop lying

[cyan bridge]

ITS THAT ONE WHERE YOU GOTTA CONNECT THE PIPES TO THAT. GUYS SHOWER/TOILET

[kindred vigil]

why she so rough w me gng what I do

[novel tree]

you added the y back

[outer patio]

its okay

[kindred vigil]

yeah my username without eh y doesn't look right

[cyan bridge]

nick eh 30😂

[kindred vigil]

do u watch him?

[novel tree]

whatchy'all know bout frieren fr

[kindred vigil]

everyone knows about frieren bruh it's literally top animes😭?

[outer patio]

what is that

[cyan bridge]

depends on how liquid my pee blobs come out

[earnest reef]

Titanfall: Assault?

[novel tree]

jade doesnt know

[kindred vigil]

no but holy shit wow I forgot Titanfall had a mobile game

[outer patio]

i dont watch tv

[kindred vigil]

Call of duty strike team on mobile 👀

[novel tree]

doctar @kindred vigil help this poor fella

[cyan bridge]

that one forgotten zombies port for apple i think

[novel tree]

tv sucks. just doomscroll yt shorts and feel your brain cells jumping out of your ear

[kindred vigil]

I played this obsecure mobile game where it was just black ops mobile zombies and the it was on gmod map??

[outer patio]

i dont do that either