🗣marathon-general-chat

[stone grail]

No

[brave jewel]

I’m not even kidding I have 67 hours 😭

[trim star]

burger flippers...

[stone condor]

Why would anyone want to be a space construction worker

[nimble canyon]

If I want to be a space construction worker I'll go play hard space.

[trim star]

money

[stone condor]

Money for who..

[nimble canyon]

Shipbreaking is good work, if it dosen't kill ya.

[flint sedge]

Its very casual. Doesn't feel as hard as other extraction shooters for sure

[glacial bane]

has somebody put the various marathon factions on the political spectrum yet

[brave jewel]

Okay Cyber Acne

[scenic meteor]

no but we should

[trim star]

Cant Say, Traxus NDA

[eager stag]

need play test access like I need oxygen

[nimble canyon]

In an alternative timeline this would be original.

[languid plume]

are you guys excited for the new playtest?

[stone condor]

We can’t talk about Arachne right?

[glacial bane]

no

[brave jewel]

Every traxus diss atp is a rehash too ngl

[strange ember]

would be if it wasnt locked to NA

[nimble canyon]

Anything that isn't public.

[scenic meteor]

the spider?

[glacial bane]

read the standing orders. read them and understand them

[brave jewel]

Ugh can we bring faction wars back

[gleaming bough]

👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 Let's take a look 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

[stone condor]

Political spectrum will have to wait then

[nimble canyon]

There's lots of things that haven't been discussed outside of locked down play tests.

[kindred vigil]

Guys no one cares but I just find it funny

[magic rose]

yeah same here I even would just play for the lore itself 😅

[glacial bane]

what now

[scenic meteor]

find what funny

[brave jewel]

Thanks 👀👀👀👀 for not using the 👀👀👀👀dog whistle👀👀👀

[nimble canyon]

Remember when D2 had these?

[gleaming bough]

Owl who

[sand prawn]

They better let me in

[kindred vigil]

bo7 scored lower than curse of osiris on meta critic bruh 💔🥀

[gleaming bough]

HAHHHHH

[scenic meteor]

gg

[stone condor]

Deservedly

[nimble canyon]

So somehow it done worse than the most awful piece of D2 DLC

[trim star]

TRAXUS ON TOP

[nimble canyon]

that's incredible.

[brave jewel]

If we’re talking AI slop bo7 is just abysmal

[glacial bane]

cant wait for bo8 and bo9 literally cant wait and then box

[stone condor]

I still think about the warmind weapons from time to time miss y’all

[maiden token]

cod box
it's full of fish

[nimble canyon]

Maybe this will tell CoD that enough's enough but the fanboys who refuse to vote with their wallets still will buy the slop.

[gleaming bough]

I know this pain

[scenic meteor]

i remember when everyone had hype during the beta test but i was the only one calling it nostalgia slop 🙄

[brave jewel]

Can someone just shut down CoD already

[plush crystal]

is something supposed to happen when you enter /playtest?

[nimble canyon]

I love the warmind weapons, and it's destination event.

[kindred vigil]

I was with u gng

[brave jewel]

Confetti on your screen

[gleaming bough]

🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 LETS GET THE BAIT🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟

[nimble canyon]

If it's in #🐛playtest_access yes.

[languid plume]

nostalgia-baiting is dispicable imo

[scenic meteor]

u were slightly, was' still on the pr side tho

[plush crystal]

i entered that command and nothing happened.

[kindred vigil]

how so

[nimble canyon]

Like, god, I played Destiny 2's closed alpha, I saw every inch of the game, I still miss the red war.

[gleaming bough]

Would be funny if my alt(s)gets in...

[nimble canyon]

naughty.

[stone condor]

Bring back the farmmmmm

[brave jewel]

Confessing to dire sins

[trim star]

shhhhh

[stone condor]

I need my soccer fieldddd

[scenic meteor]

🙄

[kindred vigil]

WELL the zombies was kinda fun in thebeta

[weary prairie]

my mama kind homeless, Bungie

[scenic meteor]

it was ok

[kindred vigil]

Everything else nah

[nimble canyon]

"I'm the alt of @gleaming bough"

[stone condor]

Bring back infinite warfare zombies

[kindred vigil]

Feels like a bo4-2 mix for nostalgia baiting

[brave jewel]

Don’t you have to sign off the same name on the NDA though?
Wouldn’t they just be able to track all the accounts back to you 😭

[kindred vigil]

With mw3 (new) ttk

[stone condor]

People share names

[nimble canyon]

If you're not using a VPN you'll have the same IP and mac address.

[weary prairie]

3 more codes to Sekiguchi 😈

[nimble canyon]

Just a thought.

[brave jewel]

[kindred vigil]

Feels like I'm playing a mw3(new) mod when I played bo7 beta, feels like that game but with a black ops 4-2 theme slapped on

[nimble canyon]

Remember when CoD was good?

[trim star]

3 more codes to Sekiguchi

[kindred vigil]

yes, cold war for me ✌️😭

[stone condor]

So you actually still are like playing cod?

[scenic meteor]

neeyth u playing league right the new update dropped 🥺

[kindred vigil]

no, I haven't bought a cod since cold war but when I played the beta that's what it felt like, I'm not interested in bo7

[nimble canyon]

I used to play CoD, but the new one is utter tripe.
Campaign: Awful
Multiplayer: medicore at best
Zombies: Best it's been in awhile.

[molten quarry]

4 MORE CODES TO SEKIGUCHI😈

[brave jewel]

Oh yeah also I’m not getting a confirmation page
It just sends me back to the survey when I check my link lol
I’m assuming it still went through though bc I don’t want to risk it

[gleaming bough]

Im so hungry for codes

[flint sedge]

Do you reckon if I cry hard enough and lose all my dignity they'll let EU in on the playtest?

I'm happy to take one for the team

[nimble canyon]

I am analysing the naming scheme of your alts and I can easily say they're quite easy to find, especially with how you type.

[kindred vigil]

maybe

[scenic meteor]

/playtesteu

[brave jewel]

If it makes you feel any better the chances of getting in are slim

[nimble canyon]

I mean... in like one of the first play tests that was NA only I got in and I live in the UK, I even admitted in the survey from from the UK, maybe they felt sorry for me.

[gleaming bough]

Let's take a look

[weary prairie]

hmmmm

[flint sedge]

Damn rip M

[gleaming bough]

Something happened here

[scenic meteor]

Cho jungle omg im so here for it

[nimble canyon]

Is there someone called M?

[stone condor]

<@&1306392707979018371>

[nimble canyon]

That's funny.

[gleaming bough]

Jdjdjdjsj I feel bad for them

[kindred vigil]

It's one of the roles the official marathon acc has

[nimble canyon]

I mean I feel sorry for me too that I live in England.

[flint sedge]

Imagine living in england (😭😭😭😭)

[urban trout]

Why the fuck is the playtest just for NA? Just let me play the goddamn game

[kindred vigil]

Servers most likely

The last one had EU and since this one is shorter, they probably want a more consistent one

[flint sedge]

I love how we finish being mad about servers, and then someone new comes in and starts everyone being mad about it again

[kindred vigil]

The lion doesn't concern himself

[left mica]

uk probly won't have internet soon if they keep going in the direction they're going 😂

[nimble canyon]

selfishv/
├─ alts/
│ ├─ nva0220.alt
│ ├─ vna22.alt
│ ├─ fae2012.alt

[kindred vigil]

How did you do that

[nimble canyon]

Do what? It's just ascii

[flint sedge]

Gr8 b8 m8 8/8

[crimson steppe]

Only NA again for the playtest, big sad X_X

[neon jolt]

hey, im trying to sign for the playtest, and on the website is stuck loading, been like that for 5 minutes, why is that ?

[kindred vigil]

ass key art 😂✌️!

[nimble canyon]

What do you have to say about these findings. @gleaming bough

[kindred vigil]

Switch browsers or turn off any ad blockers

[neon jolt]

will do, thnks

[nimble canyon]

I had no issues with waterfox and librewolf, chrome had an infinite load.

[kindred vigil]

my chrome on my phone worked fine but it may not work for some oddly

[flint sedge]

Chrome worked for me, but Opera shit itself

[nimble canyon]

Chrome is badly made, given discord is built on electron, atop of chromium it also explains why this app is so dogwater at times.

[ancient heart]

is this better than tarky

[kindred vigil]

I think anything is better than tarky

[nimble canyon]

Because who needs to properly build an app natively for Windows when you can just use Electron or React.js

[undone pier]

/playtest

[nimble canyon]

Did you know the start menu of Win 11 is a Resource-Heavy React Native App?

[flint sedge]

For my tarkov kick i play greyzone, hoping this fills that void though

[nimble canyon]

#🐛playtest_access try here m8

[ancient heart]

idk no games gives me the same feeling

the real stress ykwim

[kindred vigil]

I get it

[scenic meteor]

Tarky is trash

[nimble canyon]

Someone just told me Windows would be better if it was written in rust.

[kindred vigil]

Tarkov is unique in it's stress factor for sure but gameplay wise alot of people would probably play something else

[ancient heart]

yeah true

[nimble canyon]

Programming language, not the awful game.

[flint sedge]

It stresses me out because its so dark and I cant see nothing 😭

[ancient heart]

thats what makes it cool imo

[kindred vigil]

Turnna wrong corner in tarkov and suddenly you got 50 mags in u

[ancient heart]

lmao frl

[flint sedge]

Nah i like to see the people I'm ruining the last 10 mins of their life for 👌

[nimble canyon]

https://samsonblackburn.tech/

Why would you do this to yourself.Someone wrote an imitation of Windows 11 in React, CSS, and Javascript.

I'm impressed and horrified.

[bleak lintel]

anyone elses access form keep bugging out?

[kindred vigil]

Switch browsers or turn off ad block

[flint sedge]

Instead of screaming and trying to aim based on what I can see in my panicked bullet spray flashing

[nimble canyon]

I just strap six taclights to a shotgun and run night raids.

Most people have NVG on sooo.

[flint sedge]

Damn, so bright I'm still blind

[tawdry olive]

u ever watch a video and u want to pause the video to observe an image in detail but when u click the button the scene changes a micro second vefore you click so u have to take the time and skip back a little bit to repause?

[nimble canyon]

Ever watch the tarkov wiggle?

[bold iron]

NA only for the playtest again.... rude...

[nimble canyon]

It was Europe last time.

Playing devils advocate here.

[kindred vigil]

U CAN just lie!

[scenic meteor]

People lie?

[atomic anvil]

Thank you for your interest in the Marathon December Community Playtest! In order to participate:
You must be 18 years of age or older.
You must currently reside in North America.
You must accept the terms of our non-disclosure agreement.

If you meet these requirements, please sign in to Bungie.net and fill out the Marathon December Community Playtest sign-up survey.

So Asia cant.. well i guess the admin should at least gives up a heads up instead of asking us to type /playtest in #🐛playtest_access only to find out..

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278386554301186109/1428026428523286620/Yapping.gif

[tawdry olive]

hi bungie, im oswald worthington thorpe, totally not english and not from west birminghamshireton, please let me play, im american i swaer!

[kindred vigil]

When u type /play test it's in bold that it's American only

oh wait I can't FUCKING read that's legit the point ur making

✌️😂 holy Bungie fan mb

[terse sentinel]

/playtest

[flint sedge]

Tbf on the website it says america and Canada so who ACTUALLY knoss

[nimble canyon]

christ.

[kindred vigil]

honestly we all suck at reading I think

[maiden token]

everyone tryna play Test but he did nothing wrong 😔✊

[kindred vigil]

+0.8

[nimble canyon]

I wouldn't say all of us.

[maiden token]

I applied anyway
bungie aint gonna read my application

[kindred vigil]

I would say all of us we in this together ✌️😂

[maiden token]

will they put 2 and 2 together and realise a tester who was in britain last playtest is american in this one?
of course not

[obsidian plover]

Real

[kindred vigil]

I legit don't think they care just as long you acknowledge the lag

They've said that before on the public one I'm sure back In April

[maiden token]

I gotta get used to it so I can play with my boyfriend Tim

[remote ether]

Art raiders

[nimble canyon]

Yes, harhar, original joke #NaN

[maiden token]

what is the art raiders joke?
is it to do with antireal?

[glacial bane]

bungies new AI-assisted agentic chatbot will reverse engineer your ip address if you entered america instead of the netherlands and will throttle your bandwidth

[kindred vigil]

Yes

[silver lotus]

/playtest

[dreamy forge]

praying I actually get to play an extraction shooter this year

[pearl monolith]

WHAT? I have to be in North America? What is this tomfoolery?

[tawdry olive]

do u rember

[dreamy forge]

All the money I spend on Extraction shooters just to play one

[kindred vigil]

can I drink u twin

[maiden token]

avg british phrasing fr

[kindred vigil]

wait that doesn't say sprite mb

[tulip leaf]

/MarathonSignIn Duck19

The Final Step Is To Solve This Riddle 

"I have keys but open no locks,
I have space but no room,
You can enter but not go outside. "
 
Once You Have The Answer Put It Here

/Playtestcode And You Will Have Access```

[remote ether]

They stole art and used it in game and art sounds close to arc raiders which has absolutely shit on this game

[pearl monolith]

keyboard

[nimble canyon]

I rate this spam das boot.

[obsidian plover]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR SO EDGY N CLEVERRRRR

[kindred vigil]

hey guys I have a joke r u ready

[obsidian plover]

Yep

[scenic meteor]

keep it to yourself

[tawdry olive]

@obsidian ploverim gonna buy a arturia microfreak

[kindred vigil]

fart raiders ✌️✌️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[remote ether]

Fart raiders

[maiden token]

bros acting like he's the first arc glazer

[nimble canyon]

I'm losing braincells, thanks, Neeyth.

[kindred vigil]

U didn't lose them with any of my other messages?

[remote ether]

There’s like a million arc glazers atleast

[tawdry olive]

arc glazers 💀

[obsidian plover]

Instead of the other or additional

[maiden token]

arc glizzies

[tawdry olive]

i returned the moog

[robust cedar]

Narc raiders

[obsidian plover]

Unc glazers

[nimble canyon]

I had some modicum of defense because of the buffer I've built up talking to Gen Z.

[obsidian plover]

I remember

[maiden token]

Florida

[remote ether]

This game is going to be like concord

[scenic meteor]

what is concord

[maiden token]

we shall see wont we little jimmy

[plain gazelle]

hello mr bungie can i be dev for destiny so i make game great again pls??

[robust cedar]

Why because we have abinfinite, arc raiders, and tarkov to play instead

[maiden token]

I'll tell you when you're older Scoob

[remote ether]

I’m sorry but arc raiders ai is something never done before, this isn’t going to compete

[obsidian plover]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR SO EDGY N CLEVERRRRR

[kindred vigil]

ai?

[maiden token]

A I uhhh
I forgor

[robust cedar]

I mean made by former passionate battlefield devs is something you can’t really compete against

[vapid pasture]

Dead on arrival.

[nimble canyon]

Arc raiders uses machine learning driven AI systems to improve the ARC.

[obsidian plover]

Furgour

[wraith kraken]

is the site down for the playtest i have endless loading screen pls help

[tall smelt]

HAHAHA LOOK GUYS USING ALL CAPS MAKES ME FUNNY

[maiden token]

ok I'm for Marathon but this is a silly take

[obsidian plover]

Go ahead and explain why

[maiden token]

we acting like bungie is just a little indie dev team

[robust cedar]

If you become a bungie dev can you add focal length scaling

[remote ether]

I have never seen another game with as convincing ai as arc raiders

[obsidian plover]

Wow!!

Shut up.

[scenic meteor]

am i not older than u 😭

[maiden token]

no scoob

[kindred vigil]

are we being rude and evil and fucked up

[glacial bane]

I am older than you two combined

[maiden token]

ur literally right which is wild

[crude gale]

anybody elses playtest signup just infinitely loading?

[scenic meteor]

time for bed gramps

[maiden token]

no just u

[glacial bane]

ill have a nap soon enough thanks

[crude gale]

😭

[brave marlin]

everytime i try the link for the playtest sign up iot brings up a webpage that never loads. where can i report this?

[crude gale]

YEAH, THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME TOO

[vapid pasture]

I can't I'm under an NDA

[maiden token]

No Dookie Alarm

[obsidian plover]

You’re a liar.

[tawdry olive]

below me is a cutie patootie

[kindred vigil]

me

[maiden token]

FUCK

[vapid pasture]

Nope.

[obsidian plover]

Bro was far too quick with it

[fringe acorn]

When signing up for the playtest, it just boots me to the "You've Been Selected" screen. Does that mean I have been selected?

[obsidian plover]

Yeeeah, you are.

[maiden token]

I think it was coordinated

[obsidian plover]

Exactly

[tall smelt]

Uhhh let's see here, they had to delay the game indefinitely bc of how badly the first play test went. No one wants to play an extraction shooter for a series that was orginally a single player story focused game and has an a cool 80s anime artstyle. It reuses all its gun animations and models from destiny 2. It looks nothing like the orginal games even tho its suppose to be a continuation. Used stolen art. Ect.

[obsidian plover]

Not reading allat, dummy.

[vapid pasture]

"Go ahead and explain why"

[reef socket]

anybody else having the problem when you get a link from the bot, you click on it, sign in with your platform(for me steam), and it just sits loading for all of time not giving the survey or going to the next step?

[obsidian plover]

If you had actual substance, you would hit me up in NDA appropriate areas.

[crude gale]

yeah, not sure whats going on with it

[kindred vigil]

Turn off adblock and or change browsers

[kindred vigil]

Turn off Adblock or change your browser

[scenic meteor]

/testplay

[crude gale]

turned on trackers? that seemed to work

[narrow hinge]

Anime?

No.

[tall smelt]

You ask for an explanation and then don't wanna read it when you got it. Clearly you have a high IQ. Don't ask stupid questions if you don't want the answer.

[vapid pasture]

Do you even have a job?

[sage hatch]

is there a way to put in a ticket because I signed up for steam but it seems to be giving me a code for ps?

[quartz abyss]

nar

[scenic meteor]

mryiff got some crazy ragebaits today

[nimble canyon]

Last time this happened they didn't do anything.

[obsidian plover]

Yeah I’m busy taking care of your mom.

[reef socket]

ty sm

[ruby scaffold]

Wild behaviour to go into a discord for a game you don't like and pick fights with people

[sage hatch]

wait this has happened before?

[vapid pasture]

Okay daddy.

[robust cedar]

How is it silly, a dev studio made from one of the most passionate developer teams of all time having so much freedoms and artistic choices, creating make or break decisions, and making sure the game says fun, vs bungie which lost some of its talent, focuses on micro transactions, and scared to create decisions to that could make or break the game because they are scared of a concord

[nimble canyon]

I've heard it happen before, yes.

[plain gazelle]

wait is this a destiny escape shooter or whatever its called?

[obsidian plover]

You still playing around?

[vapid pasture]

I did assume i was talking to a teenager.

[obsidian plover]

Finally, the respect I’m owed.

[sage hatch]

I do have the game installed still on steam so im praying it updates... only time will tell I guess

[chrome horizon]

"cool 80s anime style"...

[maiden token]

I thought your take was that Bungie is no match against Embark when both are pretty much AAA studios.
I don't think their internal ethos has any baring on whether one of their games is better than the other. Both should be on par

[nimble canyon]

Also can you really say the game is dead on arrival when you've only ever played 1.8 hours on PC, Gas.

[sage hatch]

1.8 hours played is crazy lmao

[maiden token]

everything's gnarly

[tropic olive]

Let me in.gif

[solemn garnet]

/playtest

[scenic meteor]

#🐛playtest_access

[chrome horizon]

in practice tho... yeah, we all know what went down there.

[obsidian plover]

#🐛playtest_access

[nimble canyon]

1,315 hours in PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS.

[vapid pasture]

Because it was literally that bad.

[sage hatch]

thats a rip

[maiden token]

we all getting heated about opinions of an unreleased video game 💀

[vapid pasture]

What else you got? You probably dont have the general worth of my steam account in your bank account.

[obsidian plover]

That’s not the flex you think it is

[scenic meteor]

now we flexing steam accounts wtf have we come too

[maiden token]

no one cares about your money you lame ass cheese burger

[kindred vigil]

Flexing steam and playcoutns are we SERIOUS

[sage hatch]

this mans about to flex his humble bundle deals, show the actual steam transaction history XD

[pale merlin]

This is the 4th playtest? When was the 2nd one

[low lava]

When do you think Marathon will be released? Next fall?

[maiden token]

Last tuesday

[narrow hinge]

Friend, if you think Bungie is focused on microtransactions, you clearly haven’t played a NetEase game. Damn!

[obsidian plover]

Hoooolyshiiiit

[warm cipher]

Playtest only in us and canada are we fr, why not eu again

[maiden token]

cos we're not american 🦅

[quartz abyss]

NOT TRUE

[vapid pasture]

Twisters is dogshit too.

[maiden token]

twister? I hardly know her

[nimble canyon]

Lets see...
You: Games 186
Me: Games 1,120
Total value: $1329

My total value: $5581

[robust cedar]

Should but not is do to internal working conditions, I mean after the alpha a lot of developers looked miserable, tired, and sad, and not just that but bungie lost brand loyalty, so there is a lot of pressure not to create another concord

[kindred vigil]

Guys what are we DOING

[quartz abyss]

EVERYONE KNWS UR LYING NOW

[maiden token]

there should always be that pressure fr tho

[vapid pasture]

Ill buy your steam account right now.

[nimble canyon]

Because it was EU last time, they're testing different regions.

[scenic meteor]

no u wont

[exotic galleon]

really hope i get in, does anyone know when acceptance emails tend to go out?

[vapid pasture]

No. Original is 200x better.

[nimble canyon]

I'll pass, had it since 14 May, 2008, rather attached to it.

[vapid pasture]

Venmo or Cashapp?

[quartz abyss]

🤮🤮 grandpa

[nimble canyon]

Both those things got closed down in the UK.

[maiden token]

a normal bank transfer

[sage hatch]

how much of that is humble bundle/fanatical/GMG genuinely curious?

[robust cedar]

It’s the incorrect pressure, cod was making their game better to compete with battlefield but bungie is making their game better so it wouldn’t be a concord

[maiden token]

it's so washed that americans can't just transfer money to eachother 💀 yall gotta use venmo

[nimble canyon]

I could check my actual steam transactions...

[vapid pasture]

Not yet.

[quartz abyss]

ur walmart clothes: $1 😭

[proven flare]

anybody else try their playtest link and just get caught in a perpetual loading circle?

[verbal hinge]

yup

[quartz abyss]

prob 😭

[frail salmon]

Anyone else hit with a "Loading forever" on the playtest link after selecting a platform?

[robust cedar]

We can, it’s just simpler to use cash app or something else

[maiden token]

???
surely not wanting your game to flop is just a given. It's got nothing to do with "not being another concord"

[sage hatch]

nah I'm just wondering how many of those were keys from other sites, even if you bought a third of the games on steam its more than me lmao

[scenic meteor]

orzi over here ragebaiting i thought id never see the day

[brittle moon]

vibrates

[quartz abyss]

nvm sorry 😭

[brittle moon]

I"ve never played marathon yet. What should I expect, what should I check out first?

[nimble canyon]

Well that was horrifying.
$26828.54 since 14 May, 2008.

[sage hatch]

HOLY MOLY

[narrow hinge]

Well, gassattack is hating on Bungie on a Bungie Discord and we’re all taking the bait!

It’s very exciting!

[gleaming bough]

Missing four more

[nimble canyon]

Have you thought about maybe not having all factions as alts?

[quartz abyss]

no i just want to argue

[gleaming bough]

I do

[nimble canyon]

Yeah uh, as I said, horrifying.

[narrow hinge]

If you’re married, that number will def come up in divorce court.

[nimble canyon]

Okay, maybe it's not that bad, it's over the course of 14 years, but I've still spent $26828.54 in those 14 years...

[quartz abyss]

im getting 100 on my test so i have aura so i have to

[robust cedar]

It is because of Sony, there was many articles and interviews referencing concord, because Sony does not want to take that loss again, they are more scared of failure then their actual competitor, that’s just chilling because they are more free, it’s like comparing mappa to wit studio

[nimble canyon]

LMFAO

[tall smelt]

No I think we can shit on Bungie. Especially after how they mishandled Destiny 2 and how badly Marathon is doing rn. Honestly should have been a Destiny spin-off instead of a soft-reboot.

[nimble canyon]

I'm wanting to see how bad Bungie Botches Renagedes.

[maiden token]

I don't think you're getting my point so I'll leave it there ig
or take it to dm up to you

[nimble canyon]

Some people want a Destiny 3... But what's the point if it's gonna be more of the same?

[narrow hinge]

Old Bungie was two guys in a garage in Chicago.

[nimble canyon]

Almost all of the old guard has left bungie and that's the concerning part.

[quartz abyss]

do u wear walmart clothes

[glacial bane]

who put unc on nettspend 💀

[tall smelt]

I agree old bungie was goated.

[robust cedar]

A garage is where the magic happens

[sage hatch]

I'm only at like 5k (since 2010) thats CRAZY, though I do have xbox/PS/nintendo but I don't think that will bring it even close. Good stuff man

[brittle moon]

I spent 7k on video games.

[nimble canyon]

Walmart is not available in the UK, can I have this in non freedom units?

[quartz abyss]

wtf

[brittle moon]

I can't believe I spent 7k on steam only

[quartz abyss]

how

[brittle moon]

in my defense, it was over 16 years

[quartz abyss]

theres nt evn 7000 games

[narrow hinge]

That’s what she said.

(Pretend Michael Scott is trying to bring that back.)

[brittle moon]

Dollars

[nimble canyon]

I spent $26,000 on steam. I should be glad I'm not married.

[sage hatch]

bro theres over 80k games on steam hello?

[nimble canyon]

And that's the ones you can see that aren't region specific.

[ember crater]

Whatever amount I've spent is too much

[brittle moon]

I have 668 games

[nimble canyon]

My parents were horrified when they saw that amount tbh. If I still lived with them I probably wouldn't hear the end of it.

[brittle moon]

I shouldn't have bought my last 2 games

[quartz abyss]

gas station clothes

[nimble canyon]

I shop at hot topic and new look.

[scenic meteor]

does UK have goodwill?

[gleaming bough]

Idk

[narrow hinge]

Back in my day, we just played the shit out of demos, and hacked our own levels to play, in the snow, uphill, both ways.

[brittle moon]

I'm sure the UK has thrift stores

[shadow gazelle]

when will they start accepting players for the playtest?

[brittle moon]

We know as much as you rn

[shadow gazelle]

have any of you plasyed in the last 3?

[brittle moon]

bro it has the date

[nimble canyon]

Ah, demos, I remember when those were more common, until developers decided to be lazy and include the full game except limited.
Also how old are you, I'm 33.

[brittle moon]

Read the announcenement #marathon-news

[sage hatch]

29

[narrow hinge]

Don’t ask.

I predate video games.

[maiden token]

he was just asking if any of us have played the tests bro chill 💀

[outer patio]

my prayers have been answered

[sage hatch]

like 1985 video games or like the EARLY video game consoles? XD

[brittle moon]

He wants to know when it starts, but the date's in the announcement. So it's like... Right there?

[maiden token]

does this mean you're older than @glacial bane ?

[narrow hinge]

My first video game was in the arcade. My first console played Pong.

[scenic meteor]

you gotta be atleast 65

[maiden token]

but you already answered him and then he asked if we've already played any tests 💀

[sage hatch]

ah so like literally early video games before nintendo I respect it... no Magnovox Odessey?

[glacial bane]

im old but not that old

[honest tree]

So after submitting my platform and linking steam in the pop up window I get a browser page with a white bar that just perpetually loads and I was wondering if that was uhhh normal I guess

[maiden token]

holy shit apostacy is older than Tim

[narrow hinge]

I did have an Odyssey 2.

Play the hell out of the Quest for the Rings

[maiden token]

I found my next sugar daddy chat

[glacial bane]

🙏

[brittle moon]

I'm old enough my steam account is old enough to get a driver's license

[ember crater]

Wild speak

[sage hatch]

Respect

[maiden token]

@glacial bane is your wife gonna play marton?

[glacial bane]

she doesnt play vidya games

[scenic meteor]

bruh why not

[maiden token]

pshh

[glacial bane]

she plays candy crush on her phone 🥀

[maiden token]

that's a video game

[glacial bane]

thats true

[brittle moon]

Introduce her to stardew

[finite radish]

NO JTS NOT

[brittle moon]

That's the gateway game.

[finite radish]

My name is Ksenia and I am misogynist

[obsidian plover]

Stardew

[maiden token]

bath pisser

[brittle moon]

Then you scale up to something harder like subnautica, and next thing you know, she'll be playing soom with you

[scenic meteor]

name every misogynist then

[brave jewel]

Is anyone else’s survey link pulling up the survey again when you check it instead of the confirmation screen?

[finite radish]

Just me

[brittle moon]

Stardew: not even once

[maiden token]

misogyny resolved
welcome back women

[quartz abyss]

ewww

[glacial bane]

I love women. Hope that's allowed to say these days 👍

[maiden token]

me too Tim

[brittle moon]

Shut up, Fetus

[violet basin]

Is the playtest only accessible in NA or is it a global playtest ?

[glacial bane]

thats great

[subtle remnant]

I should rewatch rocky

[glacial bane]

should you

[maiden token]

I love hot silver haired daddies too tho

[scenic meteor]

woah settle down there pal we dont do orzi hate around here

[brittle moon]

He ewwwed me. He's a poopihead

[late patrol]

Anyone else's playtest link stuck on a loading loop?

[loud salmon]

have not played since original alpha, lets hope this is a better go around this time

[maiden token]

turn your ad block off

[late patrol]

Like the survey isn't loading

[late patrol]

Ah, thank you. That makes sense.

[maiden token]

inSANE pfp

[brittle moon]

What, and I'm normal?

[late patrol]

Fixed it immediately!

[outer mantle]

Good luck to everyone trying to get into the December playtest

[maiden token]

chat I've noticed when I hit on Tim he doesn't mention his wife anymore
is he coming around???

[scenic meteor]

is this pfp dad bod?

[brittle moon]

I'm going to order bungie a pizza party

[eternal glacier]

.

[brittle moon]

That'll get me in, surely

[maiden token]

dw sony already did that for them

[brittle moon]

But what about second pizza party

[gleaming bough]

🐟

[glacial bane]

wife said no he isnt rip

[scenic meteor]

tim you tell your wife of our conversations

[maiden token]

actually please dont

[kindred vigil]

please do

[gleaming bough]

Tim breaking our NDA!?!?!?

[glacial bane]

I've showed her tetras saucy dms

[scenic meteor]

DMS?????

[maiden token]

what does she think? 👀

[glacial bane]

just kidding

[kindred vigil]

U guys joke about dms to much for it to be jokes

[scenic meteor]

Tim who be all up in your dms

[obsidian plover]

He really do

[glacial bane]

nobody

[maiden token]

if Tim's wife came into this discord chat tho that would be insane marton-general lore

[obsidian plover]

You and?

[glacial bane]

and it shall remain that way

[scenic meteor]

You gonna let me in ur dms 👀

[kindred vigil]

Do tim got aura lwk

[stuck aurora]

it was originally for an hour and then some stinky mod decided fuck me I'm getting a whole week idk why

bro genuinely had it for me

[glacial bane]

no

[obsidian plover]

Tbqh general mainers all have lwk aura

[unborn willow]

anyone else stuck after signing into steam for the palytest

[stuck aurora]

ok

[maiden token]

"omg no one's clearing ads guys"

[kindred vigil]

We do not all have aura I have stinky aura

[stuck aurora]

neeyth beloved

[gleaming bough]

Don't do this

[kindred vigil]

malek my goat

You tabscent to others but you still malek to me ✌️

[supple hound]

new playtest limited to US and EU?

[glacial bane]

i still dont really know what aura means. does it mean people want you. im married wife says no

[kindred vigil]

Aura basically means, you're so cool you have an aura around u

[glacial bane]

oh

[ember crater]

It means you have a scalding radial glow that physically damages people youre next too

[kindred vigil]

Like it's basic another term for someone being naturally cool not just "cool"

[ember crater]

Similar to Aasimar

[supple hound]

ah it is dont worry

mf

[maiden token]

one of the worst british holdovers is that (at least in my city) there's a bell that tolls ever 15 minutes to let people know the time

[shut narwhal]

Got the email!

[maiden token]

like, we still in the victorian era fr

[ember crater]

Prolly cause I dont have to live with that. But I'd want a town bell tbh

[kindred vigil]

Awesome sauce

[ember crater]

A bell that rings every time neeyth posts in general

[kindred vigil]

Are we playing halo operation infinite

[scenic meteor]

No

[kindred vigil]

That'd be going off for 24 hrs then

[maiden token]

Scoob's still mad you wont play league

[ember crater]

Drive the entire town mad

Good. Cut league out of your life

[maiden token]

"oh holy Neeyth bell: ding dong ding"

[brave jewel]

Are we still allowed to ping Andy lol

[ember crater]

Everytime my friend plays league I privately message their therapist

[gleaming bough]

Idk

[scenic meteor]

I’m over getting Neeyth on league fr

[ember crater]

They had to remove League as a torture method because it was too cruel

[outer patio]

hi neeyth

[brave jewel]

@narrow mango sorry for the ping, just wanted to clarify something. I already filled out the survey for the December playtest, but when I click my link instead of the confirmation screen I get the survey again.

Should I be good to go or is it advised to redo the survey?

This was something happening with the surveys during the alpha so I’m unsure if it’s just a visual glitch

[kindred vigil]

Hi scvillain

[merry stag]

God i need IN the playtest so bad

[quartz abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/happiness-love-happy-face-patrick-star-spongebob-gif-8985902394226722705

[scenic meteor]

w gif

[upper zephyr]

If you do the playtest do you have to play the entire time?

[restive hare]

Is everyone from the previous playtest already a part of this one?

[gleaming bough]

[steep turtle]

/playtest

[scenic meteor]

yes you are legally obligated to only play marathon and cannot go to work anymore

[gleaming bough]

Wrong place

[kindred vigil]

W sick week

[steep turtle]

yo where do i post it

[brave jewel]

Just realized the december test will be just after my finals wrap up

[zenith condor]

My DMs

[scenic meteor]

#downbad

[brave jewel]

L rizz

[zenith condor]

#needthat

[upper zephyr]

That sucks i won't be able to do it

[kindred vigil]

#dontneedit

[glacial jolt]

Ďħțď

[scenic meteor]

#needthat

[zenith condor]

Neeyth stop stepping on my flow dawg

[scenic meteor]

yea neeyth stop stepping on the flow

[upper zephyr]

Has anyone here done the playtest before?

[zenith condor]

Let a white boy get a bit active cuh

[warped juniper]

Why is the play test NA only

[rocky saffron]

they cant afford servers in other regions

[gleaming bough]

#🐛playtest_access

[zenith condor]

Probably because bungie is a us company

[warped juniper]

Last test was both NA and EU

[fair bluff]

is it NA only this time

[warped juniper]

Yes NA and Canada

[upper zephyr]

Canada's in north america

[warped juniper]

I signed up anyway even though I’m from Europe because why not

[zenith condor]

My guess is that it’s a small change from the closed test that happened to this one in December so they don’t need multi server testing

[upper zephyr]

What kind of stuff do you do in a playtest? Also do you have to buy the game to test it?

[zenith condor]

Don’t need to buy

And you get to play marathon…

[upper zephyr]

Thats good, is it like the full game though? I've only seen the sims playtestd before and those are usually just like tests certain features

[scenic meteor]

not full game just a test version

[zenith condor]

Not sure what new stuff will be in the December but there’ll be a few maps

Maybe they might add a new shell (character) and new weapons etc

[upper zephyr]

Thst sounds cool

[zenith condor]

General gameplay mechanics, QoL stuff and optimisation

[scenic meteor]

im hungy

[upper zephyr]

I guess the game must be almost finished since it comes out pretty soon

[midnight shard]

Hopefully they improved solo queue and proximity chat for this test as well, especially making proxy chat already opted in by default

[kindred vigil]

explodes all of u

[scenic meteor]

@kindred vigil u getting ready for trade in anything day at gamestop

[kindred vigil]

I'm gonna get 1$ for trading in a damn nuclear reactor

[upper zephyr]

Oh is it one of those games where you basically have to have voice chat on?

[broken epoch]

So does the playtest website just infinitely load for anyone else after you sign in

[gleaming bough]

#🐛playtest_access

Hmmm something happened here

[kindred vigil]

We can't see the message history #fomo

[upper zephyr]

Im not sure, mine has just been loading so I cant tell

[gleaming bough]

This is a "THOSE THAT NOSE" Moment
#thosewhonose

[broken epoch]

So the answer is yes thanks for your input

[scenic meteor]

i guess bro

turn off adblock or something bro

[crisp merlin]

North America only?!

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-bender-crying-gif-5319800

[kindred vigil]

yes bro thanks bro I know bro I guess bro no bro maybe bro

[scenic meteor]

chill out bro

[gleaming bough]

A Variation bro?

[scenic meteor]

no bro

[gleaming bough]

Damn bro

[kindred vigil]

Fuck bro

[scenic meteor]

icl bro ya dont say bro the way i say bro

[kindred vigil]

That's rude of you bro, you tryna fight bro?

[scenic meteor]

i dont fight bros bro

[gleaming bough]

Sorry bro, didn't realize their was a difference bro.

[crisp merlin]

I just woke up bro, got mad hype bro, then maximum sadness bro

[kindred vigil]

gosh bro, id beat you in smash bro, bro

[small garden]

Whos gonna see the fortnite event on the 29th

[proven kernel]

What's Fortnite?

[gleaming bough]

Idk

[kindred vigil]

That one game with the guy and the girl

and they like save the world and shiii

[proven kernel]

Oh yeah! That guy and girl from Fortnite!

[crisp merlin]

You’re thinking of valorant

[gleaming bough]

Minecraft?

[kindred vigil]

no no that GAME on THAT console for THAT year

[gleaming bough]

Dispatch?

[scenic meteor]

water boy and lava girl?

[proven kernel]

High quality H2O?

[kindred vigil]

that game, for THAT platform, on THAT app....for THOSE people on THAT game

u know what I'm talking abt

[scenic meteor]

im more of a hydrogen oxide person myself

[proven kernel]

What about dihydrogen monoxide?

[kindred vigil]

w science

[scenic meteor]

its alright

sometimes i like tap tho

[gleaming bough]

Bored

[errant river]

if any mods or devs see this i filled out the survey but then i generated another link am i still good or do i have to do it again?

[proven kernel]

You should be fine.

[kindred vigil]

everyone say thank u

[errant river]

okay thanks

[scenic meteor]

wowza

[ember summit]

Locked out again

Curse you north America

[void badge]

Everyone who comes into contact with Dihydrogen monoxide dies. It's scary.

[scenic meteor]

this is why showering is bad

[ember crater]

Scoob...

[kindred vigil]

gta 6 will be my 3rd shower in my life wowie

[stone grail]

Damn bro

[kindred vigil]

I gotta present yk

[stone grail]

Represent the GTA online community

[ember crater]

Neeyth and Scoobs showering more in Death Stranding than IRL

[scenic meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-gif-25869644

[austere vector]

woo hoo playtest

[scenic meteor]

when were the first 2?

[kindred vigil]

GTA 5 release and sonic mania release

[nimble canyon]

Life is tiring, it sucks being in pain like 95% of the time.

[scenic meteor]

thats why we cancel it out with fun i NEED me some more league

[gleaming bough]

Rocket?

[kindred vigil]

What's ur league rank still?

[gleaming bough]

Vroom Vroom

[scenic meteor]

gold iv 53 lp im practicing before i hit my rank climb ill get back to you in a day

[kindred vigil]

ur still gold iv...

[scenic meteor]

i havent played in over a month chilllll

[modern frigate]

/playtest

[kindred vigil]

Whenever I tell someone I did the dishes I say your username cause how washed you are my lord

[gleaming bough]

#🐛playtest_access

[kindred vigil]

lock in gng🥀

[scenic meteor]

my fault underwater ceramic tech specialist

[kindred vigil]

dishwasher workers trying to make their job sound cool

[scenic meteor]

The league map is so jolly and happy and cool I’m sure the player base is the same rn

[amber kraken]

When’s the game expected to launch

[dreamy forge]

I just got exitlag

[nimble canyon]

No definite. But like... March 2026 is what some assume.

[ebon cloak]

surely ill get a code this time 🙂

[worthy raven]

lol I just got bambozzle. I was in the process of signing up an I got to the part where u accept after checking the nda. Well wen I was done reading I click close top left and it took me back to discord and not the page were I had to click accept.is there a way for me to do that again. I read somewhere were the link was only once too so I feel salty lol

[gleaming bough]

Im going to put a Ghost in the Shell that I design

[kindred vigil]

Is that sar chasm

[scenic meteor]

Only partially

[kindred vigil]

guy plays league...

[gleaming bough]

Rocket

[scenic meteor]

It’s been rather jolly today

[narrow mango]

In this case, if you're getting the survey again I'd encourage you to fill it out again! Even if you've done it in the past, we count your latest entry, so I'd definitely suggest that you err on the side of caution

[gleaming bough]

Too jolly👿

[merry bane]

/playtest

[gleaming bough]

#🐛playtest_access

[kindred vigil]

ikr

is it santaposting time yet

[gleaming bough]

NO😡

[robust cedar]

So this play test is open right

[gleaming bough]

NA only

[brave jewel]

Appreciate it! Thanks Andy :)

[unborn willow]

mine does yea after i sign in and accept with steam

[nova whale]

Don’t worry. Likely were not getting in anyway

[kind radish]

I got into the last one after putting in for every one possible, i’ll consider myself lucky to get in again before the game release

[nova whale]

Shout out to Andy in the chat btw

Glad to see some devs in here

[worthy raven]

lol. Well was able to at the end to sign up so all I can do now is wait and hope I do. Those that do get in I hope u enjoy

[burnt hound]

Still no new update? At this point just steal more assets and make the damn game.

Im not wrong.

[nova whale]

Good to hear! Yeah good luck my friend. Region as “other” for me is gg no re. If it’s NA only

What’re the chances of a physical special edition that’s a green steel book with the black symbol?

And an enamel pin

[burnt hound]

As much chance of getting bloodborne 2

[royal onyx]

yes

[gleaming bough]

RGHHHH I GOT TEAM WORM

[royal onyx]

Hope I get my chance

[scenic meteor]

i think we already knew what team you were

[gleaming bough]

I just got it from the dev

I been acknowledge

[scenic meteor]

his name is andy hes got a name 😔

[gleaming bough]

Shhhh

[kindred vigil]

w worm

[scenic meteor]

you both would be team worm 🙄

[kindred vigil]

I like it better than that cat

[scenic meteor]

What’s wrong with cat

[gleaming bough]

Also apparently theirs a _____ now in the NDA channel

[scenic meteor]

Who cult?

[kindred vigil]

dude I think that's nda ✌️😂

[scenic meteor]

Sekgen breaking nda hate to see it

[gleaming bough]

Snipe me down

[kindred vigil]

Should've hit with that "allegedly"

[cyan bridge]

"theirs" 😂

[scenic meteor]

Time to scatter

[kindred vigil]

damn is

[kindred vigil]

Who is this #RANDOMMMMM

[gleaming bough]

You miss everything. Andy dev was here and new playtest

[cyan bridge]

alr signed up

maybe... just maybe i get accepted in this time!🥹

[gleaming bough]

I have team worm. I feel special

[kindred vigil]

ok pal relax guy

[gleaming bough]

Ill kill you

[cyan bridge]

youre a lil special alrighr

[scenic meteor]

Definitely a little special

[gleaming bough]

Hmmmmmmm

[cyan bridge]

ingame right?

[kindred vigil]

relax guy

[gleaming bough]

Nahhhhh😈

[nova whale]

Eventually we’ll be able to pay $40-70 to get into the playtest

[gleaming bough]

Im going to put wires in @cyan bridge 😈

[cyan bridge]

60 to 70 dollars😂

get it cuz😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
67😂

[kindred vigil]

Ur NOT purple guy gng

[scenic meteor]

We starting to get freaky I’m out 0.1 seconds

[nova whale]

“Tariffs bro”

[kindred vigil]

Yi told u Scooby they rp buddies

[gleaming bough]

Synthetic, Neeyth

[scenic meteor]

You with them don’t do that 🙄

[nova whale]

Started GTAV first time in my GTA6 prep. Looks amazing for a 2013 game

[cyan bridge]

changed pfps so you're a #random now

[kindred vigil]

I am NOT with them I don't know who cass is

[gleaming bough]

Real

[gleaming bough]

Sure
Buddy
Didn't you invited us to DnD

[kindred vigil]

I would never peep DND so ur obviously lying

[scenic meteor]

#letstakealook 👀

[kindred vigil]

I don't know who cass so that's a #random I wouldn't play with randomd

[cyan bridge]

character.ai group rp session now guys

[kindred vigil]

alright buddy

[weary prairie]

I can confirm, you literally made a group chat

[kindred vigil]

WHO ARE U

[cyan bridge]

67 eyes weep for everything😂

[weary prairie]

don't act dumb now Neeyth

[kindred vigil]

these randoms lying on my name

[scenic meteor]

Sekgen and cass must be the shadows 🙄

[cyan bridge]

i keep seeing shadows in my room

[kindred vigil]

Holy fuck do I have a message for like everything

[gleaming bough]

[kindred vigil]

Can't take back the love I gave u or whatever the damn lyrics is

[cyan bridge]

oh my god neeyth you RUINED IT

[kindred vigil]

I THOUGHT U WERE REFERENCING JUICE WORLD

[cyan bridge]

I WAS BUT YOU RUINED IT

[kindred vigil]

no I didnt

[cyan bridge]

I HATE YOU DONT TALK TO ME

[kindred vigil]

ugh whatever one 67 joke and you'll respond

[sick estuary]

Does it just endlessly let you fill out the survey for PT4 over and over for anyone else or is that a meeeee thing

[cyan bridge]

no i WONT😒

[kindred vigil]

yes it does that as long you put it in you should be ok

[scenic meteor]

it will only keep your most recent submission so your not getting multiple chances

[gleaming bough]

Im listening to Ghost in the Shell ost rn

[kindred vigil]

okay

[severe wind]

/playtest

[cyan bridge]

😂 😂 😂

[gleaming bough]

#🐛playtest_access

[sick estuary]

Thanks I was in the last one so I was hoping I’d be in automatically but no dice 🥲

[wooden fjord]

/pIaytests

[nova whale]

Is this playtest 6 or 7?

[kindred vigil]

oh my vod

[nova whale]

I’m here all week

[cyan bridge]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 GUYS HE S AID SIESVWN😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[kindred vigil]

she immediately started typing soon as u said it

[wooden fjord]

Has there really been that many?

[gleaming bough]

Hmmmm

[sick estuary]

That’s a good shout, I figured as much but wanted to make sure at least one was getting through 😅

[nova whale]

I think we’re on 4

[gleaming bough]

Brainlit moment

[wooden fjord]

You just asked if it was 6 or 7 though wtf

[warm granite]

next playtest is coming pretty quick, i wonder how much feedback will have made it in

[kindred vigil]

Stop acting oblivious

[wooden fjord]

I'm surprised that it's going to be even smaller than the October one

[scenic meteor]

[kindred vigil]

u can SEE the six seven joke I won't tolerate it

[cyan bridge]

YESSS😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SIXWSVWNEM😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[wooden fjord]

Oh that dumb shit 🤦‍♂️

[gleaming bough]

Brainless moment

[kindred vigil]

it's so funny seeing old head adults rage over it icl

[wooden fjord]

No I'm just not brainrotted so I don't immediately think of a meme

[kindred vigil]

it'll last for about 2 more months

[gleaming bough]

Ok bored ihhhhhhhhhh

[wooden fjord]

More like 6 to 7 more months 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[cyan bridge]

67 forever

[kindred vigil]

why is 69 funny but 67 ain't #doublestandards

[cyan bridge]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 SIX SEVEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!😂 😂

[wooden fjord]

LOOOOOL GUYS I SAID 6 7 HAHAHHAHAHA LOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nova whale]

Got Unced

[kindred vigil]

what's the sixth to the seventh of power

[cyan bridge]

IKR😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[scenic meteor]

100k+

[wooden fjord]

Six to the power of seven? Probably around 280,000

[stuck aurora]

bro neeyth's a horse girl

[kindred vigil]

Be honest are u actually a high intelligence individual who's in Harvard and this brain rot stuff is a bit

[slender tree]

is the playtest site overloaded? mine just loads forever with a spinning circle

[cyan bridge]

👀 shhh.

[nova whale]

You’re in bro

[kindred vigil]

I feel like some of u are smarter than what ur not showing

[gleaming bough]

@cyan bridge hop on classic crossroads

[scenic meteor]

you cant brainrot a bit

[cyan bridge]

roblox?

[wooden fjord]

I think the automod should start banning 6 7 instead of hög

[scenic meteor]

you gotta be infected first

[kindred vigil]

w new workaround thanks nazwa

[gleaming bough]

Yea

[kindred vigil]

lowkey would having goat eyes be tuff

[scenic meteor]

wtf

[wooden fjord]

What

[kindred vigil]

like, goat eyes, you know, horizontal eye pupils

[scenic meteor]

no thanks

[cyan bridge]

classic crossroads kinda suck ass

[kindred vigil]

humans got them circle but what if we had them horizontally a square like goats

[wooden fjord]

They have very good eyesight, and I would imagine they are accustomed to it

[gleaming bough]

NO YOU DOOO😡

[kindred vigil]

Imagine being able to look 360

[wooden fjord]

It'd probably be extremely disorienting at first being able to see behind yourself

[scenic meteor]

i only want to see whats in front of me not in a massive radius idc about

[cyan bridge]

forsaken, die of death, parkour reborn are like waaaayyy better. hell even sols rng is more entertaining

[kindred vigil]

Goats r so weird what do they come from

[cyan bridge]

me❤️‍🩹

[wooden fjord]

What do you mean by that

[gleaming bough]

Brainlit

[kindred vigil]

like what did they evolve to become into that

Like why are u a goat, why did u become that instead of a sheep

[scenic meteor]

you know i think a goat came from ughh came from a goat

[kindred vigil]

no way

[gleaming bough]

BRUH SOMEONE IS EXPLOITING A GAME FROM 2007

[cyan bridge]

wdym

[gleaming bough]

Exploiter in my game

[kindred vigil]

Why do birds fly

[warm granite]

they are exploiting the game by locking it in a closet and forcing it to make shoes

[cyan bridge]

YOUR game?

[gleaming bough]

To survive

[glacial bane]

🪃 🐏 🐏

[kindred vigil]

his game

[cyan bridge]

cuz i let them fly wdym

[gleaming bough]

Yours
I met a traveler

[cyan bridge]

tim appointment

[kindred vigil]

Why can animals do what they do but we walk ✌️😭

[scenic meteor]

cause we are bipedal gng

[kindred vigil]

I blame one of you for hampering our evolution

[glacial bane]

In a million year from now humans will have evolved bigger eyes, larger heads, smaller chins and smaller bodies. We will look like one of those anime characters

[cyan bridge]

raises hand

[kindred vigil]

Yippie 2000s anime bodies

[glacial bane]

Scientists has actually said this

Not the anime part of course

[scenic meteor]

#needtobethere

[cyan bridge]

shut up #RANDOMMM

[scenic meteor]

#cryofreezemenow

[robust cedar]

I’m in na

[kindred vigil]

I'm gonna be locked in a chamber and get betrayed for 1000 years

[ashen kiln]

i remember this game

[glacial bane]

Do you

[kindred vigil]

Ur pfp scares me

[ashen kiln]

that playtest was so fun

[gleaming bough]

Ok

[scenic meteor]

dont worry youll wake up like fallout 4 but you might be locked in the chamber idk

[robust cedar]

Insert tien meme

[kindred vigil]

Well at least I won't have a boring quest design awaiting me after

[robust cedar]

So what are the requirements to play in this

[gleaming bough]

Really nothing just sign up

[robust cedar]

And no nda’s right

[gleaming bough]

Yes

Obviously

[cyan bridge]

are we receiving the email dec 12th?

[scenic meteor]

idk bro

[gleaming bough]

Smells

[thick root]

/playtest

[wooden fjord]

They developed/formed evolutions over the years because they split off millions of years ago and some groups went to lower grassland regions and others to higher altitude mountainous regions. The different environments meant that different evolutionary traits were more favored, so those developed over time

[cyan bridge]

😂 😂 😂

[gleaming bough]

#🐛playtest_access

[scenic meteor]

aka domestication made your goats

[kindred vigil]

That's interesting so it's environmental huh

[wooden fjord]

No, not even remotely true

[kindred vigil]

Thank u for explaining instead of telling me to Google, unlike SOME people 🙄

[cyan bridge]

google it

[kindred vigil]

u won't ragebait me

[cyan bridge]

google it

[gleaming bough]

Fish bait was believable

[kindred vigil]

✋ talk to the hand

[stone grail]

Shark bait

[cyan bridge]

🥺

[wooden fjord]

Goats were only domesticated a few thousand years ago, which is waaaay too short of a period for that much of an evolutionary difference. Selective breeding is not evolution

[kindred vigil]

Isn't pugs fucked up and ugly because of that

[stone grail]

Yes

[wooden fjord]

Yes

[scenic meteor]

it was way longer than 1000 years ago

[kindred vigil]

Why aren't humans fucked up and ugly

[stone grail]

Non pugs, actual French bulldogs are so cute that i will never understand how someone decided to do that

[glacial bane]

I have a hard time imagining the common ancestor for humans and the great apes. Like what would they look like - the proto apes. You tell me

[kindred vigil]

Imagine u but with a lot of furr

[wooden fjord]

Okay it was probably like 8,000-10,000 years ago but that's beside the point

[gleaming bough]

Ughhhh can marathon give me access. IM SOOOOOOOO BORED

[glacial bane]

I see. Interesting

[kindred vigil]

I'm talking bullshit idk what I'm talking abt

[stone grail]

Tim fursona just dropped ???

[scenic meteor]

you dont think evolution can happen in 10k years?

[wooden fjord]

I never said that

[unborn willow]

anyone have a fix for infinite loading screen after signing into steam for playtest access?

[stone grail]

Evolution is stopping playing League

[kindred vigil]

I need someone else to make this drink

[wooden fjord]

Also evolution massively depends on the reproductive speed of organisms and many other factors, it can happen over the span of months or millions of years

[glacial bane]

Disable adblocker

[kindred vigil]

is league really that bad

[gleaming bough]

Tim?

[glacial bane]

Saw that

[kindred vigil]

I wanted to say league but I saw tim username and I was reading his username mentally while trying to say what I wanted to say so he took over the word

[wooden fjord]

Neeyth is mean

[gleaming bough]

Tim hate before gt6 🥀

[unborn willow]

ur a goat thank you

[glacial bane]

I'm not a goat

[wooden fjord]

Marathon confirmed adware

[glacial bane]

🐐 ❌

[gleaming bough]

MY propaganda

[arctic bear]

So if I can't send the sign up request does that mean I already signed up?

[stone grail]

Guy is literally called Apple but people assume they’re a goat, this is the world on 2025

[gleaming bough]

Funny no, random

[kindred vigil]

do we fw animal rights

[stone grail]

No

[glacial bane]

No

[gleaming bough]

No

[ember crater]

No

[kindred vigil]

wow

[cyan bridge]

Yes!

[weary prairie]

(still no even from my alt)

[kindred vigil]

WOW guys I see how it is

[gleaming bough]

#ODDBALL

[stone grail]

Cornball

[scenic meteor]

If animals have no rights then your stripping mine away cause ima dog 🐺

[gleaming bough]

Minecraft ref?

[kindred vigil]

do we fw neeyth

[cyan bridge]

yes!

[ember crater]

Who

[stone grail]

?

[gleaming bough]

Idk

[kindred vigil]

wow my biggest opp is the one that says yes. ... #itbeurownpeople

[gleaming bough]

Crazy glaze

[cyan bridge]

❤️‍🩹

[kindred vigil]

do we fw Scooby

[cyan bridge]

No

[gleaming bough]

1½

[scenic meteor]

absolutely

[sonic iron]

stupid pings grrrrr

[kindred vigil]

Do we fw sekiguchi headshell

[cyan bridge]

absolutely

[proven kernel]

Variantions upon variation upon

[kindred vigil]

Oh my God he got her

[ember crater]

Ill sell my soul for a hardshell

[cyan bridge]

dont tell me youre a variation

[scenic meteor]

gg mishayas been corrupted

[gleaming bough]

HOLY MOLY CHICKEN POT PIE

[kindred vigil]

do we fw cass

[gleaming bough]

Some what

[ember crater]

My own safety I abstain

[scenic meteor]

not in the slightest

[kindred vigil]

do we fw seraph

[ember crater]

Nah

[scenic meteor]

he cool

[cyan bridge]

yeah

[stone grail]

Who tf is cass

[gleaming bough]

Yeah

[kindred vigil]

Do we fw revacholiere

[cyan bridge]

hi😂

[gleaming bough]

Some random trying to blind in

[stone grail]

Hello there

[cyan bridge]

heavy

[ember crater]

Neeyth gonna popularity pole the entire discord

[scenic meteor]

rev lowkey my bestie ofc

[kindred vigil]

do we fw tim

[cyan bridge]

heavy

[stone grail]

Married man

[ember crater]

Apple