#🗣marathon-general-chat
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lwk I own like all 3 og deadspace games I need to beat them
Ass I take it?
@scenic meteor SCOOOOOOOB
did invites go out?
im trying to get friends to play dead space 3 with me
💔
nice bro like???
@shy flame ya found him
I've not read any actual books in a few years. I recently had to start reading How to Win Friends for my new job, which has been lame. It makes me wanf to read something good
Who
Does anyone wanna. Read dogman
Is that the captain underpants guy
@shy flame the idiot
yes
Anyone else have access to the test but not the NDA section of this server? Are they still processing roles?
Ahh I see
Oh no I havent found a copy, ive not been terribly pressed.
@shy flame w ragebait
They said it would open tomorrow morning when the test starts
Bradbury was definitely one of my favs growing up tho
Ethan Bradbury 😨
Oh lol you got me good, I couldn't even tell you were baiting
No, ray. Idk who Ethan is
Never read them
@shy flame happens at that age auntie
we quiting our jobs to play marathon test?
😭 what
I don't think anyone knows the Ethan bradbury meme anymore
i have his entire everymans library collection
@scenic meteor its done
I might just quit my job for the love of the game
Hehehe auntie
@lilac lodge we are in 4 mutual discord servers
wow you must get around
😭⁉️
they gave me a warning bc of my old name in here :/
okay?
@shy flame ball knower auntie
Wow okay just going to kill myself then
char is really auntie now
😅 kind of weirdly enjoying this auntie bit
wsp auntie
Its endearing
@kindred vigil uncskiiii my goat
neeyth more like gramps tbh
I am the furthest thing from a unc you reel that back
passed around discord servers is crazyyyyyyyyy
This reminded me that my coworker dapped me up today and I said "idk im not very dappable"
is that what "you must get around" means I thought it means you just go a lot of places
😅 idk if neeyth understands the meaning
@shy flame practice in the mirror
I KNOW passed around but I thought get around was different 💔
.. practice what
same thing like tamato tomato
HOW WOULD I DAP UP MY MIRROR
@shy flame also dont lotion your hands they gotta be ashy so the dap echo is crisp
just fucking with you you’re good 🫶🏻
I have been dapped and im fine at it, its more that he was a mid 30s guy so he throws on all that extra shit like snapping or whatever.
Does anyone wanna play halo 4 Spartan ops with me
This sounds kind of fun icl
Damn nurses make good money huh?
Someone should join neeyth, I am toasty in a jacket and my cozy khakis
the invite wasn't a real invite I don't own mcc
Yall ever just fall in love with a comfy pair of pants
@shy flame auntie you gotta lock in. the auxiliary nature of the dap up is where your character shines through
more than a nurse, but yeah
I like how you write
I’m just happy I’m not the auntie for once.
you know what peeves me the most in this universe
why you always baiting you never about this shit
songs with good instrumental but the singer is the worst thing since mosquitos
Not having a boyfriend-free girl
😭
you flake every day
cap
not receiving OTPHJ?
hop on league rn
Astronaut in the ocean
Change ur username to FrostedDoo ol' frosted flakes ass 💔
Cool cool soo you didnt bring kelli into the weight loss journey whys that?
@scenic meteor you made me forget my prejudices against NuCaloric
bingus and brandon can attest i never flaked
She was taken and we had to stip riven first
They're not here so it works in my favor
does anyone. Wanna hop on arma 3 roleplay
hi neeyth
holy shit
what the fuck
How did bungie come up with the name for wish dragons? Superman coughing in front of his cousin
How do I get in contact with someone? I claimed my code during public test in April and was accepted for the current batch but it’s saying I’m denied when I go into the game
its the devil
im in the test
Haha let me know if you get it, even if its not funny
alot of people are getting in this test....
@kind ravine what exactly does it say
what I even do
we on marathon tmrw?
“Access denied. Marathon is not open to players yet. Thank you for your patience as we prepare for your arrival”
kelp has been mourning you everyday
servers arent up yet
@kind ravine youre good bro
OHH
chaser moment
Dude. Chicken and gravy biscuit with pepper jack and a tomato slice.
@kind ravine
Dairy queen breakfast
@shy flame auntie committed to ww2 grade bubble guts
if you get killed by "neeyth" tomorrow in the test be sure to clip that
Oh hi Brandon:]
nevermind wait that's not allowed
I has that for breakfast yesterday, not currently
@shy flame your small intestines
Its 9 30 dq breakfast ender like 12 hrs ago
I always had a feeling he was…
kelp be chasing 😨??
i feel like those arbys steak nuggets are probably platypus meat
fo sho
Wtf is this SpongeBob ass sentence rn
I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready
gonna go listen to noise music how many hours until game opens
jellyfish catching too?
Oh kelp is a psrson?
idk if I'd go that far
I used to dead ass listen to power line noise cuz I had a lain phase for like 1 week
Where is far
Edit none of you are making sense
Stip riven?
Stop the dragon
ur not on my wavelength lowkey
The only thing I chase is the grind #money #sigma #grind
15 hrs n 30 min i think
day ruined
10 years for me
Yeah um. Im a little dumb. So this kelp person is far away and a chaser,
Seems like a big amount of people got in on this last wave of invites a hour ago self included
So just a nap session
you dont wanna know kelp
still waiting
are they sending playtest invites for PS4?
oh dude the horror...
You should listen to some dariacore
My fav youtuber is back wowz
@zinc mantle whats funny
"why you laughing bruh".😌
💀
Oh wow is marathon on ps4 and bone?
Prayers to you brother next wave big truss 🙏🏼
yea not a bad idea to catch up on sleep
Listened to it enough even got some pre trans Jane merch lmao
Holy cow.
right after the 3DS invites
switch 2 marathon gonna feed families
Can I see it? Youre the coolest person in this server rn woah
Dariacore to YTP Pipeline is so good
those who remove Janes 😨
dont have a pic of it rn but I'll show you the design from google lol
Anyone know if this game supports donkey Kong bongos?
guys can I get a code for stadia
Just remap it
Reminds me of when people were asking if the play test is live a month after it closed
i didnt get in for the second time
guys i cant wait im so excited
Then play Tarkov
Its because you dont talk about your emotional wellbeing in gen chat enough
@verbal oar ....
If I got in to the new alpha, how can I get my friend in?
You can't
Give your friend your login
💔
Sounds like a plan
Weird, the invite comes but I can’t redownload it to hop in nor do I have access to the private chat

does anyone do the Freddie Mercury pose in their room sometimes
this wipe is baaaad
Do we know if people have garenteed access to the tech test if they were in the closed alpha?
Idk who that is
Is it laying down?
what
That’s not my fault man
Like which pose
who is freddie mercury
The one where he has his fist raised in the air and looking down
@scenic meteor game dev
I'm just hoping 1.0 is decent
He sang queen. Yknow the we will rock you and bohemian ehapsody
mama
Why are you aura farming alone in your room?
yeah im just gonna grind the arena battlepass till 1.0
The jordan
queen made we will rock you?
Do the devs ever actually interact in here?
hop off my antics
in the application it seemed to imply that no, there are no guarantees of getting in
I think?
I've been doing the same lol, arena has been more fun than the actual game 😭
can I have $500
Play Arma
Was it queen that will rock us?
learn something new everyday
i already do
shit now I have to hop on reforger
queen will rock you
I can help you make $500
Holy shit I cant wait
i have like 200 hours on reforger
nah ziprecruiter the goat
ive applied to 87 jobs in two months
Does she like weezer
arma 3 reforger roleplay
Based asf do you play rubber band rangers?
3 interviews
@vocal quail it needs to be more like 250
hi violet
time for number 88
hi ksenia!
whats that
Need someone to brush my hair and sing My Name is Jonas to me
does anyone remember that fake ass arma game called Argo or was that only me
Sounds like a skill issue
rip i’ll pray for you 🤞🏻
That site a scam now
I am rizzless so yeah
It’s one of the servers on Arma
I can sing niche soundcloud rappers songs
i just play on the standard w.c.s servers
Ok a bunch of people had to get invited because I got invited
why do i feel like roblox csgo might be peak
Is this a genuine offer
Based
I play on either misfits or spearhead
I can sing tequila
in ur ear like CARCINOGENS AND MICROPLASTICS
Real csgo is literally free
Oh wow, Holtzmann is on the marathon team. Weird thinking I used to watch his D1 content
Felt the same way an hour ago bruh 😂💯👌🏿
You change your PFP every five seconds
@kindred vigil they aint got blocks tho gang
AND
nah its more a hypothetical
That's a shame.
mb queen
That's why Roblox csgo is easier
CSRO
No thats a hypothetical
sorry for you
When I grow up, I wanna be a SoundCloud rapper
i hope i get in maybe towards the end of the test once they add some more people
start now king
😭 this reminds me of that show with Hugh Laurie and Mr Bean in WW1
who's mr bean
3rd birthday mentioned
Yeah, I am never lucky, so for me to get an invite then they had to send out a ton LOL
Well are we locked in to play tomorrow
blackadder im assuming
Next wave when?
Hes some character idk look it up, the live action one
Hyposwetical
Thats terribly animated John wick rip off with a bean
Uh I add people regardless of their race..?
@twin kernel no point playing the game if you're CYAC we both know you aint gettin kills
What the fuck
I bet you don't even know peewee herman kyo
No email but got my code on the Bungie website let’s goooooooo
@kindred vigil bro why is your pfp already changedddddd
I didnt even get an email, I just checked my profile on Bungie and saw a new tab for game codes XD
I have choice anxiety I think
Is no one even going to report that 😭
You never met neenee
I got in!!!
awesome
Neither are you on that ps4
Are we back???
Blackadder is a tv show bruv
Oh my God ITS MCGREGGLRS
😭⁉️ did everyone gross past that?
Everything runs on CYAC or nothing runs at all lil bro
I got a gamecode for NES!!!!!
Anyone know if this runs on steam deck?
@obsidian plover
Wassupppp
it doesnt source i had a steam deck and it didnt work
... I completely misunderstood sorry
blackadder is the name of the thing ur talking about I thought you were playinmg into a joke xD
Neeythhhhhhh
Mcgregglrs my goat ✌️😭
blackadder is the name of the show you mentioned 😭
What do you think the changes made will be ?
Thats awkward
@twin kernel All anyone does in CYAC is run fake gangsters
😭 guys i thought this was some weird race thing
How do I redeem the code for NES?????😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️
that was genuine????
The friend thats too woke
I thought the same thing iwl
unknowingly made an amazing joke
a lot
Game Genie
Tends to be the only times im funny 🤣
char you just did like prime twitter 188k like numbers
Those are the best jokes
.fm
Will they be sending invites during the alpha? Or once today is over people are S.O.L.
@jagged shard nucaloric aint get codes yet lil bro
If you didnt sacrifice your first born child, you have to reapply
They will send out more
So now that im a funny lady who wants to brush my hair and sing weezer or rap bad soundcloud songs
ive been a bungie account holder since December 2004, they must have felt bad and gave me an invite
ur 15 minutes of fame is over bud
They didn't even have internet back then
I have my code already but my buddy doesn’t so I’m praying for him 😔
hi
Dust in the wind
@shy flame auntie do you watch the young and the restless or greys anatomy
i i am excited to see the chat tomorrow
nda chat is going to be nothing but villainy I cant wait
Who the fuck is grey and why should I care about their anatomy
I have seen Grey's anatomy, I. Like Sandra Oh. I think thays her name. She plays Debbie on Invincible!!
Opem black ops 6 rn and you'll get it
I'm infatuated with Ludacris big shoe
Your playing a dangerous game making jokes like that
Does he have a big shoe or is it a track or album title
He wears a comically big shoe in a music video
Wdym? Grey is cute
they're not bad they're peak
soundcloud rap is gem
BO6 in the year of our lord 2025
Rap it up then
Neeyth, you make it in this time too?
Thats an awfully hot coffepot
I havent played since the zombie t Rex boss
bummed didnt get in.
Yes
when they sending more codes
Is your pfp animation from killzone
@shy flame that was a fun ee but game ran its course
do I go to a hitori tori show 2 weeks from now
I guess
nah warframe
neeyth should I go to hitori tori on nov 7th
You guess?
We have the same (correct) opinion then 🫡
okay that's after marathon so yes
goated
will there be an NDA only discord?
yes
the railgun better do my taxes and give me a haircut in this test, they knew that shit was big buns b4
Channels will go live tomorrow for NDA talk
Bro my fat American ass is craving apple pie
Somebody say buns?...
New noise is noisy
same i think my buddy might get depressed
Come to the key lime side
Pecan pie is my fav 🤤
When the function got fajitas and coleslaw
I dont care much for key lime, despite being a big lime fan
Chocolate Cream
There is nothing more American than being fat and craving apple pie. While shooting guns. On the 4th of July
pecan or coconut pie
The lemon meringue
Pecan pie ftw!!!
Apple pie is classic, blueberry is definitely underrated
Lemon meringue is also 🔥
Lemon meringue is pretty good ooh
Apple Pie fresh with some vanilla ice cream is the emperor of all pie
creme brulee and creme caramel are goated
I fw ice cream pie
how are the invites handled? Just random or first come first serve?
I got tired of apple pie in middle school iwl but its not vad
Yall ever had crabapple pie? Its not great
Ofc its made of crabapples!
it doesn’t sound great
you guys ever had an orange pizza
@shy flame dont you everrrrrr
Arent they all kind of orange?
what's a orange pizza is that orange chicken on pizza or oranges
Chicago Deep Dish Pizza is better than New York Style
pizza with oranges on it
Is the test cross platform?
When I lived in poor people apartments, we had a crabapple tree out front and our neighbor made us pie from it lol
any of yall had water before
Bleeeh id rather eat dirt
Don't i ever what
not my president
nah nintendo switch exclusive
Oooo orange chicken pizza sounds bomb
what time is the server opening
Crabapple pie could secretly be good and your neighbors are bad at baking?
can i phone a friend
🤢🤢
anyone else got so hungry they ate the tendrils off the inner sanctum of the tangerine
Making an apple pie but using wild pears instead of apples is actually 🔥 Had a pear tree growing up and we did that a few times
Is the orange the only thing different.
I eat syrup hot dogs I can't talk
10 AM PT
My local pizza place is doing a bulgogi pizza for their pizza of the month
look whos afraid to try new things
yo check the game im playing
oranges with like basil and balsamic dressing
Thats not an apple pie at that point tho...
Bulgaria pizza and potato pizza are top tier
flexing the main menu
So EST thats uhhhh 1pm?
guys trust me baklava will change your opinion on desserts
ty @hot perch
Is that from the tarkov country
We were working with what we had at the time haha..It actually was good
Yes
MAIN MENU HERE I COME
I don't know time zones my friend, I simply relay the info I have.
OMG I GOT SELECTED
Not my favorite mortal kombat character tbh
yo check the game im playing
OMMMGMGGGG YESSSSSSS
🤣
nah search it up
Show us your code rq
1 pm est yes
AFTER CONSTANT REFRESH I JUST GIOT SELECTED
Ur discord profile effect flash banged me
Are you asking if I ever shut up or like, what is the ellipsis haha
life altering
Im in !
I know what mortal combat is why would I do that
listen to foxtails
ok ill put it on my list
its just a
thing i guess
street fighter better
marathon vs arc raiders which ones better
next wave trust 🙏
I got on the list pretty excited gunna be fun to try it
Too late to get in?
does anyone wanna play jetpack joyride with me
cod dmz
@shy flame i thought you were about to start being a crabapple pie apologist.. thought you were leading fools to their doom
depends
Had that and Kunafa(?) The other day, and I'm surprised people don't talk about it in the dessert circle more.
Ohhg man I am so bad at reading
I dont fight in streets, sounds kind of dangerous
oh my god kunafa this guy knows ball
Any way to still sign up? I just heard there’s a test this week
Thats a throwback
@fickle fiber if you laugh you go to HELL
Depends on the closest church
what abt critical ops #niche
on steam
arc raiders definitely has the favorable attention right now so people wouldnt be wrong to lean that direction, but marathon has a chance to show out after a few tests and implementing changes and showing the new shiny updates off without an NDA after the arc raiders hype dies down
i don’t fight in streets, sounds kind of dangerous is my middle name!
i like Arc but Bungie has the best fps gun play hands down so im hopeful
I bet none of you know about prime pixel gun 3D 💔🥀
does anyone wanna play gundam evolution with me
pixel gun is not niche bro everyone tried it
didnt they shut that down lol
yeah the new season is awesome they added zaku!!
as if it wasnt in the top 10 games on ios lol
Okay ty for the information fellas
My mom's kindle fire getting too hot while I build my gun with the free parts only
marathon needs the arc raiders hype to die down before launch so they can carve their own lane at first. it needs to launch with TONS of content.
yeah but theres a tiny community running private servers
I bet none of you know about call of duty 4: modern warfare 💔🥀
None of you youngsters know about s4 league
I’ll try again next time i guess. I’m ps5
I love when they launch with tons of content
I bet none of you know about call of duty 4: modern warfare 💔🥀
@shy flame its been 84 years since
yooo send me an inv to that i loved that game i thought i was the only one lmao
preseasons league was lit
I bet none of you know about uhhh ummm uhhhh uhh I dont know
Back in my day we had Conker's bad fur day.
I bet none of you know about Gangsta Bean
level 30 max
none of you know about dead effect 2
n64 days
Why it say the test start Tuesday the 22? Did I miss something
was that before World at War?
I used to make that league joke too
nobody here knows about minecraft
Donkey Kong with the yellow cassette
hell yeah
Gangsta Bean was THE flash game for me
I just wanna play the Y8 apple arrow game bruh
the y8 games where you were the bartender having to match drinks
Call me a chocolate bar the way I be her/she
What do you know about Realm of the Mad God
Ball!!!!
og raft wars too
you probably wont be able to just queue matches but occasionally there'll be pings in the discord to get a lobby going
Someone here showed me it and legit I don't know what's fucking happening
gang i got in, and i am off the next two days
guys 2017 was THREE years ago do you feel old yet
Wait I remember playing that once upon a time
Who find the game in ps5? For me it doesnt exist
sorry we're just gonna ignore this????
Dog I'm almost 30 I feel old being surrounded by so many youngins
2017 was 1 shower ago 😭
yes we are
anyone who got in the test, were you added to discord channel? cuz i wasnt
2013 is just 2 days away! 🌌🤘
what the fuck is a syrup hot dog
If that were true I would extract in real life
Pisscorp
uninstalling rivals was the best choice I made today. marathon is all i need
NDA chats open tomorrow
ok so u know how you eat a hotdog and u put ketchup instead of that imaine syrup
wait...i missed this
cholesterol incarnate
poor n hungry
Is it at least like a breakfast sausage
im 25 and im the youngest one at my dealership - which is odd apparently
you good bro?
Are the servers up yet
america moment
is this game still coming out what’s the news on it
glazed shaboingboing is crazy
Uh guys I lost my level 20 fire staff at Oryx and I didn't have any gear vaulted.... can someone drop some rings and pots
10 am PT tomorrow
syrup and hotdogs?
Like car dealership??
hot dogs with ketchup in 2025 🥀
Average college student
1PM US EST/10AM US PST
u missed the test gng
poop or pee 1 for poop 2 for pee answer in the comment section below
no, straight franks, on a slab of bread, syrup all over, not even a hotdog bun
Omg I manage a call center for a car dealership
its cancelled dawg :(
Fuck car dealerships
yeee, its a hustle but shiet. i am comfortable
no way
the game is haunted, unfortunately
Toast sandwich kinda poor...
Stop. Get Help.
nah the technical test starts tomorrow
yall are in college still... maybe I am unc
Dont agree with my employers at all tbh, but its easy work and I just talk to people. No actual selling.
Gandi once said, "where there is poop, there is always pee, but where there is pee, not always poop"
I GOT INTO THE CLOSED PLAYTEST
oh lmao, bet thanks
Fuck employment
ok but y'all fw mayonnaise and rice right
nope
Soundwave user and tenna pfp. Youre so based.
what the fuck
ya’ll grew up poor but my father makes me eat my wagyu beef without caviar
@kindred vigil you when i catch you
buh
coldest line ive heard all day 🔥
The ultimate cheese waffle
You're killing me...although mayo fries is bangin
MAYONNAISE AND RICE IS LEGIT SO NORMAL
thank you queen
:3
i be eating mayonnaise out the jar
yeah in anime dawg
This is the first I've heard of this and I feel ill.
that sounds disgusting
your getting put on a watchlist
what yall know about goober
what abr Arizona and Dr pepper mixed y'all fw that riiight
WHO UP FOR MARATHON 🍰
🥀 💔
ty marathon gods I have been allowed in ❤️
how do I get runner role? i got the game just now
alt+f4
the diabetes desolator
Roles and channels
You need to link your fitbit
Who wanna slide a ps5 code im begging
unc said mayo and rice...
MAYO AND RICE IS FINE
the sugar sheriff
hmu when u eat mayo and rice + tuna
Let's get you back to the retirement home...
brother
sriracha and rice was RIGHT there unc
the cholesterol connoisseur
If only we could figure out smell o vision vr
I think I got denied cause of my discord name
i DONT HAVE A FITBIT
it dfidnt come with the email
then get ya ass to best buy unc
Gandhi was really weird about women and the effect of his nonviolence is overblown when compared to the fact that multiple colonial leaders were assassinated during that time
Who the fuck doesn't have a fit bit these days
the arizona annihilator
Fuck I tried to send that a minute ago
Even the mayo mayor has one
mayo mayor...
the obesity onslaught
ghandi rotting in hell rn
grr
the big back brigadier
wonder how many people we gonna have for this playtest
The diabetes decimator
the snacking samurai
the glucose gremlin
Ahhh, the mold in the tea.
the hungry hungry hippo
beans suck tho if you like beans hop off
hey leave beans outta this
The big back bandit
I got your letter
the overstuffed omnivore
@kindred vigil red beans and rice a cajun delicacy relax unc
beans slap fuck outta here
ok I'll eat that tho
bro is poor but doesnt like beans
the bellyroll bastion
You got my song
I DONT LIKE sweet potato either
The buffet baron.
You should eat literally anything else then what you have been talking about
They don't make stationary like this where I'm from
i kinda get sweet potato tbh, but it is fire
the rolling rampage
sweet potato and coconut water are government psyops to test the psychological effects of armpit sweat on the general public
sweet potatoes and marshmallows
You sound like you live under the desk of nikocado avocado
I think I'm in enemy territory
the executive eater
so true
Castor oil bath + coconut water + kidney shutdown
behind enemy lines
does anyone know if there will be more codes dropping tn
sweet potatos are orange like traxus so FUCK SWEET POTATOES
we should lowkey jump neeyth for that icl
FUN FACT: Marathon (2027) is actually exclusive to VR!
@crude peak woah woah woah woah woah
My bad didn't know everyone was the bean gods goodness
the feasting fighter
I heard if yoh snap your neck, you unlock 3rd person actually
Marathon: Glitchx (2027) is VR exclusive and takes place BEFORE Marathon 2 (2026)
average texan
lowk? im sprinting as we speak
@kindred vigil we both know you were the guy that got caught eating beans during that one movie and now you're traumatized
PvP has been enabled in gen-chat.
you right twin, i’m hopping on the pj rn
I don't like MOST beans
Dude that meme makes me sad sometimes bc I consider it could be real. How could you hate a man enjoying beans in atheatre
I'll eat red beans and rice, and like beans from a Mexican restaurant but other than that they're disgusting
Baked beans
yo i can’t think of something i’m calling halftime
okay lowkey maybe we don’t need to jump you
black beans?
Baked beans with brown sugar and bacon and beef??? Like hello?!
yeah were fighting
❌
its okay i was reaching with the last one
bean sprouts?
yawns epicly
no beans i hate beans
Toe beans
has anyone who only applied through steam gotten an email yet?
Yeah I think I'm thinking of baked beans specifically
winner winner chicken dinner
Pinto beans?
no I don't like pinto
black beans
@shy flame HUH
is that your next one
Which fuckin beans
Black eyed peas and rice are great for your budget
Those thin Lentils
I don't like black beans all to much
refried beans i bet
no u won
Im southern how the fuck can someone not like beans at all
thats good to hear because i was late on the survey so i only applied through steam
@shy flame im southern too and some beans do be kinda...
Still no email from steam guess that means I didn’t get in sadness
that is a little brazy but as long as u like mexican beans i can forgive
Beans are literally one of the best foods ever ordained by whatever the fuck made things
okay good because i was about to pull out meat meat meat eater
too much freetime fr
ofc nucaloric only worried about food
white bean soup is alr ig
baked beans are kinda mid so neeyth might be onto something
i dont think anyone who only applied through steam has gotten an email yet i might be wrong tho
From a real Mexican place only yes
go get a forklift, traxus fuck
like my house(pull up twin)
(ㅅ´ ˘ `) give access please
Why tf you think I'm named this? I'm a food appreciator. A food Liaison. A food Prophet.
baked beans and A1
@crude peak 😭 lmaooo
Charro beans, black beans, refried beans, pinto beans, cowboy beans, dr pepper baked beans
you bake the beans like in the oven baked? why tho isnt this dry
mexican beans are one of the easiest foods to make tho
What the fresh hell are you on
You made up that last one
this faction shit get serious, be prepared to die behind it
Food prophets take on potatoes? this is important.
Even kidneg beans are at least okay
@shy flame dr pepper you lost me gang
cloud 9
Tho who eats Spanish like genuinely I don't think no one eats that at all
you can buy dr pepper beans at heb
Refried beans are so fucking good
Dr pepper baked beans, its pretty good
So should I of applied through the other way? If so is it too late to do so?
@crude peak everybody talkin shit till we get in that ring 🥀 💔
Is that your actual god given face
red beans and rice
beans are only good in a soup
Not as big on these
If someone feeds me something called Dr pepper beans, I will actually have to legally fight you
guys when do we get steam invites? im getting worried 😭😭😅
yeah i dont know i was late on that too and its gone now so we will just have to wait and see
blasphemer
ill leave a can of nucola on your body
6-7 hours
Someone who's never had refried black beans ^
pintos>black
laughed
@kindred vigil what about beans and mayo?
This man has never had black bean and corn salsa
thanks im a funny guy~
Can we stop with the fucking mayo
jack scalfani?
u mean bean soup or soup w beans?
i love you also do you know if day 1 lets say i dont get accepted will they send invites through out the playtest?
Id try it
Ah well fingers crossed then
you sick fuck
i feel u
yes until the 25th i think then they stop
If you hate mayo ur a #manchild hop off
I guess i can give a pass to haitian griot riz collé with beans
@crude peak how you gonna extract... it isnt strong enough to pick your nucaloric ass up
Super happy I checked the website again before I went to bed. Luckily I’ll be on Tau Ceti with you all tomorrow

I'm so confused how people can not like beans. Like they taste a little bit and are just kinda mushy in texture. Are you five?
i bet you hate soy sauce
no I like soy sauce
also i was lying i got no idea 😭 i assume just keep checking for when
/playtest
Mayo is like the pigslop of condiments, at least use kewpie
yes
okay my weird food combo (since i feel bad for neeyth) is peanut butter and pickle sandwich
kewpie mayo feeds families
sugoi Japanese mayo
🤣
literally the but japan meme
Why
Are you the quebecois user
we talking plain jane ass mayo or mayo the category
i still love you for the honesty man im just worried i wouldnt get invited
why not?
@crude peak haha you're a joker thats a great joke.. be fr what do yall really it
Same
prove it, drop a video of you eating it right neow
Hit em with da tabarnak
hey i know we've told each other we're the loves of each other's lives, and in a way i think that's still true, but i think we're just in a different stage of loving each other now. this isn't goodbye, this is me asking for us to commit to and verbalize the change our relationship has clearly had. it would mean the world to me if when people ask you how you know me, you say we're long time friends, and not that i'm just an ex
Plain Remover Mayo
straight up
what time does the test start tomorrow ?
If you think Japanese people are the only Asian group that uses kewpie then that explains why you eat mayo like the biggest of backs
I don't wanna see all that
you aint getting far either, you're walking in your little orange apron that says "Hi, I'm KYO!"
I dont think ive tried that
any dijon mustard enjoyers in chat?
do you know créole?
rises from coffin
10 am in bungie time or whatever
peanut butter and pickle juice should put you on a list somewhere @crude peak
then dont look
I know of it
why is everyone turning up in here holy smash bros
yk im a guy also right? 💀
woah slandering my name, i said PICKLES
french 😭✌️✌️
Hi?
Woah youre. Vampire? 😅
Mayo eaters are why Americans have more chins then a Chinese phone book
bungie time lol where are they
dijon's alright
hi butane
hi butane :pp
i think its pdt they in washington seattle
Because EVERYONE is here
No… it’s just comfy
neeyth prefers when chat is dead
butane is nucal affiliated
no I greatly prefer this ✌️
i fail to see why this matters
Girl named bros: 😅
well thats haiti language, there is some french in it due to colonization
my 80 year old father wants his joke back
hey put some respect on us home depot workers
Hi tophh!
ayo igh
well lets home we get the steam invites on release then
this 97 year old father still jokes the old fashioned way
you're just caught in the crossfire
My phone kept correcting your name to toothbrush
that’s my 21st reason btw
@worn magnet wassup toothbrush
He has to take it back with the rest of the mayo
@kindred vigil this 97 year old discord user still cooks ragebait the old fashioned way
@lilac lodge kyo had to get the ladder to get his joke from the warehouse
9+10
have any of you ate a delectable tuna sandwich before I bet not
make your own mayo add spinach and cilantro in it
fries and mayo is from belgium
tuna melt is pt good
"spinach" ur nasty bruh
how goes it
I literally eat chocolate cake with ground black pepper neeyth you should've expected this
ugh true
hello teeth
Veggies are literal kryponite to people
@crude peak what are yall nucaloric big backs doing playing a game called MARATHON?!?!!
P good. Finally getting to things that I want happen. You?
not true I fucking love my veggies
bok choy goated
I just don't like sweet potato and spinach
Big... backs?
broccoli?
I dont believe you
if you wanna make a nice turkey, just rub that shut with mayo before you roast it
Frozen uncrustable sounds so good rn....
I just ate grapes and strawberries ama
broccoli is awesome bruh idk who made the Psy op to hate it
I miss my ex, he was so good at grocery shopping 😭😭😭
fatass
traxus literally sounds like tractor stfu
traxus gang is waiting for you with open arms
doing well too ! glad that things are going ur way
I cant stand steamed brocoli, but I eat it raw or grileld
Broccoli is awesome if you dont boil it like a psychopath
Traxus can eat shit
red or green tho…
how can u not like steamed broccoli WTF!!!
Black
you guys ever have boiled bubblegum
Does anyone want to trade an Xbox code for a pc code?
steamed broccoli with ranch seasoning goes hard
Cotton candy
steamed broccoli is the best
μαρτών
τομορρώ
air fry your brocolli with some avocado oil paprika salt and pepper
leftover pizza pour some mayo on it
I guess bro
How to get into nda chat
yeah but like ranch goes with anything 😭
i agree dawg
They didn’t have them at Costco this time 😭
Blanch your broccoli then toss it in sauce
NO IT DOES NOT
Sam's club dawg
Yes it does
mayo can actually be used as a cooking fat, cook a grilled cheese with mayo instead of butter
bitch try boiled steak with ranch
BEANS
Ranch and mayo is top food sauces
So can 99 other things you sicko
I can't be blanchin. I don't live up in a mansion!
I knew some Minnesotans who used ranch as a chaser for shots
all I buy in costco is oatmilk, coconut water and butter chicken sauce
cook a grilled cheese with mayo instead of cheese actually
twin hit me w the mystery third option
Yes?
WHY ARE YOU BOILING STEAK
Okay T pain
bitch this chicken is cold
icl this actually sounds banger LOL
Toasting hamburger buns with mayo is actually better than butter too.
Its from gravity falls haha
why am i craving helldivers rn
why does everyone outside of the south eat WW2 rations
we've been talking about you for a solid minute
Can I please have a code?
exactly it's shit but I already know it's gonna go well cuz ranch carry 💀 💀
???????????
yeah we get it dawg you watch ethan chlebowski 🙄 🇵🇱
Yeah! Check your mailbox.
Stop the cap
we can put our difference aside, because this is true
Smoked meat poutine
Yeah, but we’re all fat and die from heart disease early. It’s a trade off
Ranch is overrated, Italian sauce is where its at
That wasn't a "living in a mansion way out in wiscansin" reference?
Idk theyre probably better off than me eating sweet chili chicken tenders dipped in gravy 😭
poutine Canada only dish 😂✌️
no 🧢
i had a sort of mexican stew for dinner
u get a code yet brotha?
next wave trust 🙏
@proven kernel 9 year olds were buying cigarettes...
We blanchin, girl we blanchin, live up in a mansion
REAL
🙏
what did you apply through
got a friend who has the shittiest love hate relationship with poutine cuz he has to eat it everyday 😭 😭
from poutine experience,quebec got the best cheese curds
stg we the only 2 w no code
Yawn
can confirm this is true
TRUE
only tried poutine once I wanna make it myself tbh
Damn I want some brisket tacos
in april, when the survey went up, and when steam applications went up
what you mean HAS to, is that a job I can have?
maybe the real nucaloric was the pounds we lost along the way @crude peak
poutine sound nasty
damn i dont have one either
I could go for a wagyu A5 steak with caviar and a plate of frites with a delectable lobster roll as a side
wtf do you mean he has to eat it every day 😭 is he an undercover cop investigating a poutine cult
birria tacos are not as good as people say they are
no it's like the only good food his job's neighborhood has LOL
get me one too
that is so cap joe
Anyone have spare codes?
If they're bad ones, sure
barbacoa all day
chese gravy and fries sounds nasty to you?
what did you say about birria tacos?!?!
Me neither
The fat on steak taste like giraffe knuckles
i still have yet to do that
I SAID FUCK BIRRIA TACOS
How do u not like steak fat
No but check your P.O. Box
I like dipping them in advocado salsa more than the consumey they come with typiccaly
@crude peak bet stay right there i'll be right back
Dude fat on meat is the best part 💔
Weak bloodlines or smth idk the timing of that joke is probably a bit bad
Meat on meat is the best part
Nucaloric eats at arbys btw
ive tried it everywhich way and i cant do it
Peepeepoopoo
i keep getting baited by random emails
ate the whole fat cap when I was 12 I genuinely got dizzy I think I felt every second of my arteries clogging
When the meat has meat 🤤
I’ll Check it next time I’m at the post office
Didn’t realize you guys liked me that much :’)
ahh lol hes just a fatazz tell him to make his own lunch
and traxus has to eat out of the vending machine at work
this is the biggest lie ive seen all day
bro 😭 😭
I would but it sounds like.. spicy.
arbys isn't even that bad
Why are we just suddenly cool calling people fatasses now
i know yall eat arbys I just cant prove it
average traxus member
ok meat mountain muncher
Arby's isn't that good either
Guy who just wants to argue
Worth
theyre gyro aint half bad
I think u guys just hate me
fatass like...obese...you fatty...
unlimited steak fries
I'm legit serious they have good ass sliders bruh
You said you eat mayo like ice cream dawg
Yeah but like... why?
I did NOT say this
boston pizza is nasty
thats actually disgusting
But I do fw mayo
@kindred vigil bro we gotta team huddle before you just be sayin stuff. you cant make traxus look bad rn delete that message
I mean it's not malicious tbf
somebody find it
Imagine being traxus
You had mayo every other word like it was your terrets tick
TRUE imagine being traxus tho
Some of it def looks it ngl
FUCK MIDA TOO
I laughed loud at this sorry
pepper on mayo
I GOT SELECTED
☹️
the french dip their fries in mayo
like black pepper?
theres like nobody in cyac so i cant say anything about them
yes
literally greggles is in cyac
thats me...
CYAC deserve peace tbh
Where did you apply through?
does anyone know when steam playtest invites start going out and how to check if youve been selected?
What de fork is Arbys 🦆
YO I GOT SELECTED