🗣marathon-general-chat

[obsidian plover]

-yes-

[kindred vigil]

@finalfantasynerds what does that even mean

[obsidian plover]

The shortcomings of the xbox360 / dvd9 storage format, and microsofts fees, ensured FF13 was essentially delivered as a gutted game, with much of the content excluded and audio extremely compressed.
Due to contractual obligations, best they really could do was give just a few nibbles to the PS3 version, with uncompressed audio.

Other games suffered the same issue, and still do because of the series S.

Although now it's more of a compute / ram issue with the series S

[kindred vigil]

well that's sad for the final fantasy fans ig!!!!

[kindred vigil]

series having the same ram as a previous gen console is goofy asf it definitely could've did better with 12 ram

It doesn't help 75% of their sales was apparently series s

[rotund cipher]

Is there any way we can still sign up for the closed alpha?

[kindred vigil]

Nope

[rotund cipher]

Even if we had previously gotten a closed alpha code?

[kindred vigil]

You had to be selected for the NDA alpha in that case

[sour cairn]

no

[stone grail]

Yes

[sour cairn]

ehhh only for first party titles really

third party titles are developed for the ps5 as that has the largest install base out of the current gen console lineup rn

theres some cases where games just couldnt run with all features on series s, baldurs gate 3 for example, so xbox wouldnt allow it to be published

but ms has no problem making special exemptions as long as the game sells enough

[kindred vigil]

branded....

[sour cairn]

awawa

[agile mason]

yer

[shy flame]

😭 I need my stinky smelly dog man

[weak oyster]

What?

[unborn kettle]

🤡

[ember mountain]

???? Huh

[proven kernel]

who what now?

[misty garnet]

Still no beta

[karmic sable]

Ok, who at Bungie decided its a smart idea to spam 2 Tormenter's in a small room in Legendary Lighfall campaign???

[proven kernel]

they were planning for this day. the day you finally found them.

[karmic sable]

And it crashed my game

so i have to do the mission AGAIN

[fast stirrup]

ayo wtf goin on with this game mane

[glad fern]

closed playtests are occurring. information will be available later this fall.

[agile mason]

like dog, man or dog man

[glad fern]

keep your eyes on the https://discord.com/channels/1303855380845301861/1359654977991082317

[shy flame]

Dogman

[shy flame]

Just use microcosm lol

[agile mason]

TABS!

[agile mason]

🐶

[shy flame]

Can we put Brandon's future to a vote

[tawdry olive]

Brandon for mod 2025

[shy flame]

"Aro/ace looking for something queer platonic" 😭 then why are your bumble photos thirst traps, what 💀

[agile mason]

wym by that

[agile mason]

hop on bf4 pearl market im getting swarmed tabs 😔

[unkempt heath]

Queer platonic with benefits

[shy flame]

King of the server or Peasant loved by all?

[agile mason]

peasant cuz that includes u 🤭

[tawdry olive]

Pearl market lmao im dying 😭 what a blast from the past

Rather play flood zone tbh

[shy flame]

Queer platonic with the option of investing in future mutually beneficial solutions to unwanted desires.

[unkempt heath]

Exaccttllly. xD

[shy flame]

Idk how to read what does this mean

[agile mason]

dw it’s on rotation
I have an extra seat on my motorcycle tabs 😊

[shy flame]

Ig I get it but couldn't be me. I'm a real joker jobber if you know what I'm saying

[agile mason]

read the rest of the peasant option you gave

[tawdry olive]

Ok gimme a couple hrs to hop out of bed and install bf4

[shy flame]

😭 bro so smooth he slid past me

[unkempt heath]

Yeah I can understand that. I call myself pan but these days it feels more like demi pan tbh. Like what is a libido anyway? TvT

[agile mason]

I’ll be waiting tabs 🙇🏽‍♂️

[agile mason]

all the time 🤭

[shy flame]

Not woke enough for this

[tawdry olive]

When ur objectively straight, but still like to insert stuff into funny places

Or did i miss the point and just called myself out? 🥲

[stone grail]

I have 69% killrate on Springtrap

[tawdry olive]

Phew

Tx

[tawdry olive]

I would break ur ankles and repair all gens

[proven kernel]

what did this have to do with Texas?

[tawdry olive]

What happend in texas

Also tx butane for saving me from automod

[proven kernel]

What didn’t happen in Texas?

[tawdry olive]

Nothing didnt happen in texas

[stone grail]

Kinda rude ngl

[tawdry olive]

Just have to balance out ur ego a lil bit, but also congrats on 69%

We should 2v8

[stone grail]

Thanko, i'm surprised it's that high because he's kinda weak

[tawdry olive]

My pig would decimate

[agile mason]

2v8 fyre

[tawdry olive]

Actually i havent tried it yet

[stone grail]

Spingtap still not in 2V8

[agile mason]

…

[agile mason]

well you need to :3

[proven kernel]

What are we talking about now?

[agile mason]

dbd

[proven kernel]

Ah

[tawdry olive]

I played dbd for YEARS, now i might install, play a couple matches tgen uninstall

[stone grail]

They can put his basekit in 2V8 just like Nemesis and it would work fine

[proven kernel]

Never actually tried that

[agile mason]

I’m a 5 gen chaser (I’m ass)

[proven kernel]

Seems like the time of year to.

[stone grail]

I took like a 3/4 years break before coming back because of Springtrap

[tawdry olive]

U would love it bewts

[proven kernel]

I’m addicted to Hades II

[stone grail]

The official stats seem to think i'm a Trickster main so idk what to think of it

[agile mason]

I played 1 yr straight and got burnt the hell out of it
now I only come back for 2v8

[tawdry olive]

Fr burn out sucks

Wish i could just always enjoy something forever

[scenic meteor]

U can just don’t get burnt out

[agile mason]

opens doors for other things tho

[agile mason]

Webber hop on to fight fuelweaver

[scenic meteor]

Who

[tawdry olive]

Chat u right, but still i miss being absolutely engaged in something

[scenic meteor]

Is that a new dst boss?

[agile mason]

spider character :(

[agile mason]

you’ll find smth fsfs

[stone grail]

Hopefully Marathon

[agile mason]

no it’s an underground main boss

[weak oyster]

Play for honor

[scenic meteor]

Only boss I ever killed was deerclops I’m trash fr 😭

[tawdry olive]

I could love for honor if the block/attack display wasnt in a triangle.

[agile mason]

bud we need to change that
pedguin Kelperson and I got u

[weak oyster]

Love and for honor in the same sentence 😔

[scenic meteor]

I fought the rhino and he killed all my spiders n me my brood was ded

[agile mason]

why 💀

[obsidian plover]

Listen

[tawdry olive]

Yes why

[weak oyster]

Because I'm bad at it

[unborn kettle]

🤡

[agile mason]

trust we got u
the 3 of us murdered the hell out of fuelweaver

[agile mason]

hop on dst too

[unborn kettle]

On what now?

[agile mason]

don’t starve together (I’m actually starving)

[unborn kettle]

I bought that game on release and think only played 4 hours and had no idea what I was doing

[agile mason]

sounds about right
@spring cove hated that game until we showed him how to play

[unborn kettle]

I'd be down to play sometime tho

[agile mason]

hold up I need to change my pants …

[unborn kettle]

🫦

[vernal rain]

[tropic creek]

Guess who's here

[tropic creek]

Same problem here hahaha
Played it with a friend of mine and never really actually played it

[obsidian plover]

[obsidian plover]

Man that game is crazy

I have an insane base that is still working

I haven’t starved yet and played it way too much

It’s a hustle fr

[agile mason]

wait triple p u play???

[quaint heath]

remember marathon guys

[obsidian plover]

no

[obsidian plover]

?????

[agile mason]

dst

[obsidian plover]

ya

should i ham sammich

[drifting skiff]

I wanna drunk drive a Monarch mech from Lancer

[obsidian plover]

drinking and driving anything is ... prob not... the best thing to do

my friend was drunk scootering last year and absolutely thrashed it.

Bro needed serious face surgery and replacement teeth over it.

[tawdry olive]

Wheres neeyth.

I need to bully sum1 rn

[drifting skiff]

Do you think I'm genuinely endorsing drunk driving

[agile mason]

I take back what I said about you being a liar 😊

@kindred vigil nap time over

[tawdry olive]

Yeah wake tf up

[obsidian plover]

Not sure lmao. Cos I know there are people that well full on do lol.

[drifting skiff]

I do not, that's why I wanna drunk drive a mech. Something I will never drive 🥲

[scenic meteor]

What does The hallow(ween) even mean

[unborn kettle]

I have been summoned twice

[agile mason]

p3 who you main

[unborn kettle]

And missed both summons...

[tawdry olive]

He has a hollow um nvrmnd

[hollow pelican]

I forgot this server existed

[tropic creek]

[obsidian plover]

I mean I haven't really started new new in a grip. So, wilson is what i've got.

[obsidian plover]

Congratulations.

[hollow pelican]

Oh mah gah.. konata?!

[obsidian plover]

I'm going to go make a ham sammich.

[unborn kettle]

Thats ok we didnt know you existed 😌

[tawdry olive]

I wish i were a bird

[obsidian plover]

i can make you fly.. I have a massive slingshot

[hollow pelican]

Uhh all I said was I forgot this existed there was no need for that

[unborn kettle]

Whomp whomp 🤡

[tawdry olive]

Chat in its rude arc rn

[obsidian plover]

wait wait @tawdry olive Ill custom build you a trebuchet to get you up and over the walls of life

[obsidian plover]

piss down, dog clown.

[hollow pelican]

This guy… I swear

[unborn kettle]

I like this guy

[tawdry olive]

That sounds like malignance disguised as benevolence

[unborn kettle]

Hes not a softie makes me feel good

[agile mason]

fair

[agile mason]

u are tho

[obsidian plover]

malfeasance

[tawdry olive]

Pls no d2 puns

[unborn kettle]

Oh I get why you are soft your profile tells it 😌

[obsidian plover]

wait, no. tabbys a fat chips rat, not a bird.

[quartz tendon]

this game releasing or wut?

[hollow pelican]

I’m not soft .. you are the one digging your own grave?

[obsidian plover]

are you releasing, or wut?

[unborn kettle]

🤷

[hollow pelican]

Or is that supposed to be very homophobic?

[unborn kettle]

How so?

[obsidian plover]

Are you okay?

[hollow pelican]

Yes why?

[unborn kettle]

Nah has to be with your story telling book

[obsidian plover]

Doesn't sound like it.

[hollow pelican]

😪😪

[tawdry olive]

Chat leave the poor white name alone

[unborn kettle]

They couldnt take a joke so oh well

[hollow pelican]

People are desperate for attention nowadays lol

[obsidian plover]

Bruh. We are not homophonic in this house

[tawdry olive]

We r homophilic

[unborn kettle]

Ive been getting attention in this server for months boss I dont need you here i promise

[drifting skiff]

Genuine question but doesn't the phrase "Christ is King" kinda go against his teachings and ignore the point that he's above all rulers, not exactly that he's the ruler of all of us?

[obsidian plover]

where's the Heterochromics

[hollow pelican]

⁉️

[obsidian plover]

no

[tawdry olive]

Idk but i love the gays

[obsidian plover]

ya but odd-eyed animals are kinda cool

you ever see those cats n stuff with the one blue eye and he other green eye or whatever

[tawdry olive]

I KNOW WHAT HETEROCHROMIA IS

[unborn kettle]

🤡 ✝️

[obsidian plover]

you spat chip crumbs at me

[tawdry olive]

Lmao

[hollow pelican]

Just say the LGBTQ community 🫶 💚

[hollow pelican]

🪞

[drifting skiff]

Like the point Jesus made is that rulers don't have domain over you and shouldn't hoard from you, and that we're all equal. His point is none is above each other and his word rules after and beyond any king or lord we could possibly have. He's literally an anarchocommunist

[tawdry olive]

That was the joke, maybe u rly cant take jokes, i was defending u for a bit there but now idk

[shy flame]

Orchestral semi horn

[drifting skiff]

I think queers is also in vogue

[hollow pelican]

A joke? That’s quite homophobic..

[tawdry olive]

Pls im tge gayest here

[drifting skiff]

Incorrect, I am

[proven kernel]

Guys…

[unborn kettle]

Maybe the internet isnt the place for you

[hollow pelican]

🪞

[drifting skiff]

Hiiii BOO!tane!!

[unborn kettle]

Fiiiiiine

[tawdry olive]

Oh we fightin for that title

[obsidian plover]

It's clearly defined as not a political ruler but a spiritual hand over creation. "king" is not the same as "king" in this context.

[unborn kettle]

But only cause its you bootane

[obsidian plover]

You are already "fat chips rat."

[drifting skiff]

No exactly that's what I mean. Just people don't get that nowadays

[tawdry olive]

Boo here, eceryone act normal

[proven kernel]

HI LIAISON

[drifting skiff]

Yeah(?)

[unborn kettle]

How are you today btw?

[tawdry olive]

No 😭 i give up the throne

[drifting skiff]

It just comes from "He is the king of kings, the lord of lords."

[proven kernel]

I’m alright. Enjoying the shutdown.

[unborn kettle]

🥳

[tawdry olive]

Ohhhh gubz shuttin down fr?

[final peak]

Unfortunately, I'm the king in both contexts. And any other conceivable one.

[drifting skiff]

Should I buy some battletech

[obsidian plover]

bitcoin > battletech

[unborn kettle]

Happened yesterday

[final peak]

Consider: battletech has an actual utility.

[obsidian plover]

yes, over creation of the universe essentially. not a politiically.

[tawdry olive]

Im behind the times 😦

[obsidian plover]

the kingdom of heaven is not the same as the kingdoms of earth.

[obsidian plover]

I want more cheese crackers.

[drifting skiff]

Yeah, but his teachings is that because of his spiritual place, political leaders mean nothing and we're all just human

[tawdry olive]

P³ gimme sum

[obsidian plover]

truncated, yes.

[tawdry olive]

P³ used the word truncate, we in the peak timeline fr

[obsidian plover]

But you can't really stop kings and such from happening on earth, you gotta deal with it, but they have no authority beyond what their eyes can see.

that's the vibe.

[agile mason]

whatchu making there bud

[obsidian plover]

you x tabby in the kitchen. making what?

[tawdry olive]

Gravy for my meat smoothies

[obsidian plover]

i want to make salsbury steak with brown gravy no cap

[drifting skiff]

I mean... he pretty explicitly taught resistance through conversion and spreading the word of Him. Like yes we can't always stop it but he spread the teachings to try to stop it. People seeing him as appointing kings and leaders is so fuckin heretical it's insane. The modern church is a bloated mess that goes against its principle teachings

I'm not even Christian just I don't know how you can read the Bible and look around and say "yeah we understand this"

anyway that's enough theology for today

[obsidian plover]

depends on what you also define as "modern church." there's a whole rabbit.... hole... Here. I'm going to refrain from hammering general over it lmao.

But feel free to DM if you wish to continue the conversation along with it.

[agile mason]

I’ll take one :3

[tawdry olive]

Can we use 2 straws and slurp it at the same time?

[obsidian plover]

one straw in an orange. another straw in a lemon.

[drifting skiff]

My only point is that once it got organized and enmeshed with any sort of government it stopped following the original message. But yeah, calling it a day. Gonna go back to watching bluey

[agile mason]

only if you have the straws swirling around each other

[tawdry olive]

Also chat, what is the packet thing called that you put in boiling water to make tea?

[proven kernel]

Bluey sounds good about now

[obsidian plover]

Muffin is available at Build a bear now.

[drifting skiff]

AYOOOOOOO

[obsidian plover]

Let's all mutually watch bluey.

[ember geode]

Can I get an invite code?

[unborn kettle]

BOOTANE DO THE THING

[proven kernel]

There are invite codes?

[unborn kettle]

The gif

[ember geode]

New codes are emailed every day

[unborn kettle]

😔

[proven kernel]

My nephew made a bluey at build a bear… that moos. It’s mooey

[ember geode]

Can I get one? Xbox

[tawdry olive]

Im playing marathon rn

[agile mason]

you are not running

[tawdry olive]

in my mind

[tropic creek]

Im playing marathon on roblox rn

[tawdry olive]

Cute

[smoky dome]

you can play marathon right now https://store.steampowered.com/app/2398450/Classic_Marathon/

[agile mason]

ohhhhh

[tawdry olive]

A mod besidez bootane in chat?! What dis sorcery

[unborn kettle]

Is this the Marathon equivalent of a Rick Roll?

[tawdry olive]

Probably, but i already knew it was an old pc title

Im going to microcenter, c u peeps later

[smoky dome]

a mod, where?!

[tawdry olive]

Ur mod! Dont deny it

[smoky dome]

but I'm supposed to be a ninja dragon...

they told me ninja dragons could hide

[tawdry olive]

Nope they lied to u, we can all c u

Or am i only imbued with such power?

[smoky dome]

☁️ vanishes ☁️

[tawdry olive]

Damb, chat rly seeing me talk nonsense at no1

[olive oracle]

Who are you talking to tabby?

[tawdry olive]

Chat pls tell me another mod was just in chat

[tawdry olive]

😭/ pls i neex help

[olive oracle]

….no, don’t think so….

Must be a glitch…. Weird….

[tawdry olive]

I have lost my mind 😦

[stone grail]

Mod

[scenic meteor]

Guys can we all agree that raising canes is overrated

[shy flame]

That one Ninja with the Kanji in their name used to be in here pretty frequently

[unborn kettle]

My wife agrees

[shy flame]

Lee's is so much better

[tawdry olive]

Rly? I neex to be more attentive

[shy flame]

Dude I need to try Dave's hot chicken

[rare verge]

@rare cypress @karmic sable thank you guys for the reply. Looking forward to the next test for Marathon.

[shy flame]

I wish I could find good nashville hot chicken near me :< to this day the best I've had was the kfc one

[tawdry olive]

I like to bake my own chicken thighs and squirt franks red hot all over them

[stone grail]

[scenic meteor]

Idk who Lees is but I know its better than overglazed canes

[quartz abyss]

guys tell me coincedence or gods plan hurry tell me

[scenic meteor]

Gods plan

[quartz abyss]

WAITR

[scenic meteor]

Drake made a banger song with that track

[agile mason]

that sounds yummy

[quartz abyss]

no smthng that just hpnd is it a coincedence or gods plan

[scenic meteor]

What ever has the higher likelihood

[quartz abyss]

nar thats god plan it has to be

[scenic meteor]

Coincidents can be pretty rare 🤷‍♂️

[quartz abyss]

EWWWWW WTH

[tropic creek]

Mreow

[scenic meteor]

Ribbit

[quartz abyss]

god is teasing me so bad 😭😭

[tropic creek]

Doesnt have to be god ! BE CAREFUL

[quartz abyss]

🤮🤮

its everythng in the universe thats teasing me 😭😭

[tropic creek]

Be strong !

[quartz abyss]

🤔

no its a good tease kinda ig

NVM A TEASE ISNT GOOD JUST MAKE IT HAPEN

[tropic creek]

Alrighty peeps lets make it happen !

[scenic meteor]

Marathon release today? 😱

[tawdry olive]

So good

[quartz abyss]

🤮

[tawdry olive]

Pls explain what happened 😭

[unborn kettle]

🤡

[shy flame]

Lee's Famous Recipe. Founder was a relative of Colonel Sanders, mythos of the restaurant is that Lee's has stayed closer to the original family recipe

[shy flame]

What did you end up drawing last night?

I want to be Ninja @proven kernel

[proven kernel]

I don’t have control of that lol

[unborn kettle]

Bootane I'd make a good ninja 😌 (🧢)

[tropic creek]

Well thanks now i have the song stuck in my head

[shy flame]

Lol yeah

[shy flame]

I can crank 90s

[proven kernel]

I said I would to and we all know how that turned out…

[unborn kettle]

Turned into best mod ever?

[tropic creek]

Who are you talkin tooooooooooo @unborn kettle

[unborn kettle]

Bootane

[scenic meteor]

Bootane lowkey a 9.5/10 mod fr

[stone grail]

Wait Spiderman still hasn't been buffed in rivals? Damage seems to be the same

[unborn kettle]

I hit grand master season 1 and never touched that game since

[stone grail]

Can't blame you, 3 support meta where half the support have the same godmode Ult got boring after 1 week

[unborn kettle]

Wait I lied I did play a bunch of Emma on release but stopped after

[stone grail]

😭

[unborn kettle]

Yeah that meta was TRASH

[agile mason]

imma get sum 🤭

[agile mason]

lowkey???

[scenic meteor]

i cant say 10/10 cause thats too much glaze gotta keep it lowkey

[stone grail]

Still is the same afaik, at least from all the youtube vids that pop up in my recommended

Mantis still seem to be as busted as ever, her headshot damage is crazy for a strategist

[unborn kettle]

Yeah unfortunately they aren't good at balancing and their rank system is a joke which imo is why the game is slowly dying

[scenic meteor]

only reason overwatch didnt die was cause the ranked and esports was pretty good other wise that game kinda poopoo

[unborn kettle]

Yea OW2 is probably the worst AAA fps experience on the market imo

[agile mason]

no no keep it neeyth

[obsidian plover]

real

[kindred vigil]

keep what

[obsidian plover]

Mooey/10.

[empty hill]

dude the game was made for that. can you explain what other parts of overwatch there are that arent related to esports or ranked

[kindred vigil]

there's PvE that's what overwatch 2 is for 🙂

[unborn kettle]

Well the fact it has a non ranked mode would make the consumer believe there is other things than esports and ranked

[unborn kettle]

Neeyth in a different timeline

[empty hill]

yeah the issue is that its the non ranked mode

like it doesnt have a normal mode its just the same, but not ranked. You understand how a consumer wouldnt really think theres much else to the game unless they said so

a multiplayer online/only game?

youre like: Halo sucks, the driving is not as good as forza.

[unborn kettle]

Well maybe you know when they announce it to have a story pve mode

[empty hill]

they didnt

not when it came out ever

[unborn kettle]

IT WAS LEGIT ONE OF THE THINGS THEY MARKETED PRE RELEASE BRO

[empty hill]

that was ow 2

not overwatch

[drifting skiff]

I'm BACK babeyy

[unborn kettle]

OW doesn't exist anymore

Why would we be talking base overwatch

[empty hill]

what you mean is. they cancelled the pve mode

[kindred vigil]

babey back babey back babey backkkk riiiiiibbbbsssss

barbeque saaaauce

[unborn kettle]

Yes one of the big things that were marketers pre game release yeah that PVE mode

[glacial bane]

is everything an mmo battle royale team deathmatch pve pvp game these days? i remember when games was just some text on a screen

(old)

[empty hill]

because the nuance of pre release makes it seem like the game has ever had a PVE mode are tons of players bought ow2 for the PVE mode. Nobody is playing OW for the PVE

[kindred vigil]

it's ever a 5v5 hero shooter
Battle royale
Extraction
mmo
TDM arcade trying to be like mw2 time to time
These days

[empty hill]

its literally an esports game, like valorant and CS

[glacial bane]

i think you're right

[unborn kettle]

You must not check the internet because people were pissed

[kindred vigil]

right now we're in our "extraction" shooter era, everyone's tryna be one which is fine it doesn't have that much games I don't think

[unborn kettle]

Which is why OW is a dying Esport and Game

[empty hill]

people were pissed but nobody bought the game expecting PVE to be there

[kindred vigil]

I was excited for overwatch 2 pve 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂😀 I represent 90% of the OW fanbase 😀😀

[unborn kettle]

Nobody bought it cause it was free how dense

[glacial bane]

ah the ever elusive extraction shooter era. literally no extraction shooter games and the games that do exist are too hard 👍

[kindred vigil]

jokes aside when they announced they wouldn't do pve my passion for overwatch just dropped to like below zero

[empty hill]

it wasnt

[unborn kettle]

Ow2 is a free game

[empty hill]

it is now

you dont even know what youre talking about

[kindred vigil]

Games are gonna get harder for the average adult older than 30 if they don't breathe and sleep these games it's gonna be hard to keep up old man

Luckily we're in some single player indie game renaissance or sum

[unborn kettle]

Ow2 was a free game on release Google is free btw

[glacial bane]

im keeping up just fine but multiplayer games are just crap these days. singleplayer games are fine

[kindred vigil]

ugh so true say it louder for the people w headphones in

[upper storm]

extract shooters are the current equivalent of 2010s zombie crafting survival games. there's like 2 that actually exist and are good, 10 low effort copycats get announced every day, and any high effort additions to the genre are instantly met with suspicion as a result

[kindred vigil]

soon we'll get a bunch of clones of the 3 extraction shooters that make it big

Extractionblox zombie multiplayer pvp survival shooter

[glacial bane]

remember when we thought that walking sims was gonna destroy the games industry

[upper storm]

yep

[glacial bane]

I kinda miss them now

[kindred vigil]

Like Death stranding or actual walking sims

[glacial bane]

actual walking sims. like mid 10s

[kindred vigil]

am I tweaking I don't remember genuine walking sims at the time

[empty hill]

Youre a blizzard shill if you think this

[glacial bane]

because you were a baby wasnt you

[upper storm]

death stranding being an actual literal walking sim with terrain and cargo mechanics was cool I wish it had more depth

[empty hill]

OW2 was 20 dollars and now theyve deleted the watchpoint pack. You are literally doing corporate misinformation

[kindred vigil]

No I was conscious and alive playing call of duty 🙂

[unborn kettle]

I literally dont even have battle net installed

[obsidian plover]

no starccraft 1 for you

[kindred vigil]

HOLY triple react combo from 3 different people

[empty hill]

ITS LITERALLY CORPORATE MISINFORMATION

[glacial bane]

well there you go, you were just too busy with that then and picking your boogers out of your nose

[empty hill]

THATS WHY PEOPLE WERE ANGRY

[glacial bane]

why are we shouting

[empty hill]

overwatch 2

[kindred vigil]

I wasn't addicted to getting a PC yet I just played call of duty and Minecraft with my friends and random single player games #fun! 😀

[glacial bane]

best of times

[kindred vigil]

take me to the days I didn't worry about 1080p and 60fps lwk I need to be more ignorant sometimes

[obsidian plover]

real G6 activities

[kindred vigil]

I know that sounds crazy but low-key being too aware and analytical is too taxing on the mind bruh sometimes ignorance is bliss like 2 days out the week

[glacial bane]

did you see battlefield was sold to the saudis

[kindred vigil]

yes ea was sold to the Saudi Arabia I sure in fact saw that

[glacial bane]

gaming is cancelled

[tropic creek]

Or cured

[kindred vigil]

LFG 4 for imaginary pirates at the pond lake

We will just gamify irl then

[drifting skiff]

why are most of the discord gaming quest things horror

[glacial bane]

just wait until you need to start paying your own bills and miss payments. then you wish it was the opposite

[kindred vigil]

It's October...

[drifting skiff]

I don't want the spooky

it makes my brain feel like I'm gonna get attacked in my own home

[kindred vigil]

ugh true iurt right

can we just skip taxes as a collective human mind I mean they can't get us all right (for legal reasons this is a joke)

[glacial bane]

the good thing about getting older is that you get slightly less afraid of the dark as the years pass 👍

[kindred vigil]

nope not true whenever I take out the trash at night I still run as fast as possible

Every time it's pitch black I feel like a monster is gonna come get me lwk

Like what if ppl r right and skin walkers r real

[tropic creek]

I KNEW IT ! They exist !

[drifting skiff]

see if you have paranoia you stop being afraid of the dark and your brain just starts telling you shit is just out of sight even when it's bright out

[drifting skiff]

then stop fuckin whistling

[glacial bane]

well i would simply stop being paranoid then i think

if that was a viable option

actually it might not be as bad come to think about it. keep you on your toes. like crossing the road and traffic. that sorta stuff

[drifting skiff]

oh dw it's never reasonable

[glacial bane]

i see

[drifting skiff]

idk it makes it easier to deal with, instead of being hyperaware of any person walking near me out and about, it's more just like "hey what if there was a corpse crawling towards you while you were in the shower and you just can't see it cause the curtain is blocking your view? you'd never know". Which like... pretty easy to recognize that isn't what's happening

but sometimes it's like "hey what if someone broke in while you were gone and is just hiding in the closet waiting for you to go to sleep?" which again, super unlikely so not even worth considering

passionflower tea helps tho

[glacial bane]

i like tea

very underrated

[sacred agate]

Are you the guy that makes Apple

I didn’t know your name was actually Apple

[glacial bane]

it is

[drifting skiff]

this man invented the actual apple from wait I probably shouldn't finish that joke

[quartz abyss]

god stop playing ur twisted game w me

(chat is that aura)

[steel urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-homelander-gif-16156538903600882075

☹️

[tropic creek]

I'd call that a text message

[quartz abyss]

what 😭

[shy flame]

Im hiding in your closet but just to ask how to not be mortified when testing foundation samples

[tropic creek]

I dunno what is happening in your life rn but I hope it's gud and yes

[drifting skiff]

oh god I don't even know how to do that myself, I just either guess or go ask the people to color match me

it works for a month then I either get paler or tanner

[glacial bane]

remember when we used to send each other SMS and god forbid an MMS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXWrmQW-OE

[tropic creek]

Such a classic 🥺

[scenic meteor]

apple of eden in assassins creed?

[quartz abyss]

i ddnt draw bc i was to sleepy lol 😭

[glacial bane]

orzio auditore da firenze 👍

[tropic creek]

Good night bootyful people !

[glacial bane]

nn

[tepid bane]

Marathon.

[drifting skiff]

Running away currently

[tepid bane]

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

[unborn badger]

rip tom matano man

automotive design peaked with him

[proven kernel]

Resquiat in pesci, in pesto, e in quattro formaggi

[unborn badger]

(it took her a full minute to type that)

[proven kernel]

I am not italian

[unborn badger]

idc...

[glacial bane]

what do you care about then

[tepid bane]

Virgolini!

[hearty sail]

Good

[tepid bane]

Mama mia.

[glacial bane]

it's very unfortunate that my type are mid 40 blondes well dressed and stern looking (they are usually fascists or far right leaning) 👍

[drifting skiff]

sounds like you've been watching a lot of italian news

[proven kernel]

Tim watches fox news for a reason

[glacial bane]

EXACTLY 😂

[unborn badger]

I don't get it does he like foxes

[shy flame]

Bros type is Kayleigh Macananny

[glacial bane]

yeah and Megyn Kelly 🥴

[shy flame]

😭 bro thats crazy

[glacial bane]

I KNOW

[shy flame]

Are you 60yo?

[glacial bane]

😂

(some would argue that yes)

[shy flame]

WHO?! YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

[obsidian plover]

yawn

that nap went well. What did I miss?

[glacial bane]

not much. whats your type, pork. mines conservative white middle aged women apparently

[weak oyster]

What 😭

[glacial bane]

😔

[agile mason]

tis okay

[obsidian plover]

If that's what ticks your clock, may your mainspring be everlasting.

[weak oyster]

How do you even acquire that taste

[shy flame]

Spending too much time at the ice cream social

@obsidian plover what is your type?

Actually let's just all talk about one specific type in people that we like.

[drifting skiff]

My type is women :)

[proven kernel]

same tbh

[glacial bane]

i love women (hope thats allowed to say these days)

[glacial bane]

whats that

dont care now

[shy flame]

Idk if its a southern thing but churches near me will do community get togethers in the summer. It brings attention to the church, usually for fundraising.

[glacial bane]

interesting

[weak oyster]

No it's not, go kiss a dude

[shy flame]

God I wish

[shy flame]

God I wish

[obsidian plover]

My type is

[glacial bane]

im married

[obsidian plover]

Tapple moment

guuuuh

I've done too many things today and filled out too much e-paperwork.

[shy flame]

Tapple to pay

[obsidian plover]

My brain is wiggly.

[obsidian plover]

hammers apple card on counter leggo

TAAAKE MY TITANNNNIUM

This ain't no MeTaL CaRd PoWeRd By CrYpTo

It's GOLDMAN SACHS, BBY.

So. I just made a commerical for you @glacial bane - Have your media people drop me a check, thanks.

Pref. for a bit more than the $30 I got from Facebook, ok?. Thx.

[glacial bane]

you got what

[obsidian plover]

The thirty ewe ess dollarbucks I got from facebook.

[glacial bane]

from what marketplace

[obsidian plover]

No. The settlement dollarbucks.

[glacial bane]

did you sue them

[obsidian plover]

Class action did.

[glacial bane]

🧑‍⚖️

thats good

[scenic meteor]

guys im hungry

[stone grail]

Eat

[obsidian plover]

Tortelini are cookin rn

[glacial bane]

facebook alone destroyed democracy 👍

[scenic meteor]

god bless u sharing right

[stone grail]

Honestly surprised Facebook is still up, and that people still use it

[obsidian plover]

I've got a donk ton of them in the pot fr. So, basically. Yes.

[glacial bane]

i think ill have dumplings for lunch today

thoughts

[obsidian plover]

I mean it's basically tortelini

gopher
it

[shy flame]

No motion in my ocean, no rizz in my pizz

[jagged rivet]

confirmed

[obsidian plover]

subtle rizz

[unborn kettle]

This tracks

[icy rain]

mean old man

[unborn kettle]

Hey charlie

[icy rain]

hello pake

[obsidian plover]

[icy rain]

hello triple fork

[obsidian plover]

nihao

[obsidian plover]

Konichiwa

[icy rain]

konichi whats upppp

[obsidian plover]

Privyet

[shy flame]

Hi

[icy rain]

hello wub aka char aka randy pitchford

[obsidian plover]

listen

[icy rain]

im all 👂 's

[obsidian plover]

It's pumpkin spice day

[icy rain]

yummy

[obsidian plover]

are you ready to sparkle?

[icy rain]

uh sure

[icy rain]

hello tim apple

[glacial bane]

bingus

[icy rain]

what u saying croski

[glacial bane]

how are u son

[unborn kettle]

You're not a meat head 🤔

[icy rain]

been going quite swell

[glacial bane]

lets give peace a chance 👍

[glacial bane]

this is wonderful news

[icy rain]

are you a diplomat in your off time?

[glacial bane]

there's a diploma behind my desk if that counts

[icy rain]

for what

[glacial bane]

finishing a quiz in 7th grade

[icy rain]

good job fella

[glacial bane]

cheers bud

[shy flame]

What

Best part of charlie is the lie, I hope you sing along and you steal a line

[icy rain]

What

guys its cold yknow what that means

[glacial bane]

why are you at the north pole

[icy rain]

no

tim how can i make it warm outside again

[glacial bane]

blow really hard for several hours

[icy rain]

u first

[glacial bane]

brb

[weak oyster]

I'll trade you it's 80 out rn

[unborn kettle]

Nuh uh

[icy rain]

its 60 in freedom units rn

[unborn kettle]

🦅

[icy rain]

no that cold but im in shorts and a t shirt

[weak oyster]

That sounds amazing

[icy rain]

my feets r cold 🙁

[weak oyster]

Actual fall weather

[icy rain]

its octoba

[unborn kettle]

Lemme warm them up 👐

[icy rain]

thanksgiving in 2 weeks what r u thankful for

[weak oyster]

Exactly it shouldnt be 80 out rn

[icy rain]

it was 82 2 days ago

[glacial bane]

socks

🧦

[weak oyster]

I love climate change

[icy rain]

tim should i go to an acid bath concert or thanksgiving with my family

[glacial bane]

acid bath 👍

family is overrated

[icy rain]

what abt my fambly

but family is everything, what a conundrum

hopefully i can give thanks and bathe in acid

[unborn kettle]

Ummm devils lettuce

[icy rain]

is that legal where u are

[unborn kettle]

Medicinal yes

[icy rain]

crazy its illegal still in some places in the us

[shy flame]

Fall out boy reference but I changed believe to charlie

[icy rain]

its been legal here since like 2014

[unborn kettle]

But I ain't paying no dispensary price 😌

[icy rain]

those who grow 💀

[unborn kettle]

You can legally grow 2 plants in my state

[shy flame]

Man shmokin up green gravel wit axe spray to hide the stink from shordy

[icy rain]

dang dats not alot

[icy rain]

green gravel is crazy what the helly

[unborn kettle]

Nope and can only have a max pound on you

[shy flame]

Who is max

[unborn kettle]

Me

[kindred vigil]

I saw a video comparing different halo armor across the games and I'm noticing

[shy flame]

Hi max :3

[icy rain]

you can have 30 grams here

[kindred vigil]

Why does halo 5 armor look like everyone has on sports gear

[shy flame]

Because its peak

[unborn kettle]

Not fair 😕

[icy rain]

343 style and also halo 5 pvp was war games

[kindred vigil]

Like they look less like Spartans and more like people wearing sports training gear

Like what the FUCK DID THEY do to the odsts bruh

[icy rain]

which according to google is 1 ounce

[kindred vigil]

I just scrolled up y'all talking bout that green I'm outta here

[glacial bane]

are you against it

[icy rain]

u in the clash royale discord but dont play it #what

[kindred vigil]

I just wanted the king tag

[icy rain]

yes king !!!!

[unborn kettle]

I traveled with an Oz nearly on the daily lol

[kindred vigil]

Oh like a wizard of oz

[icy rain]

yeah i mean alot of people do cause its not like the wizards can just search you and find it

[unborn kettle]

You get it neeyth

[icy rain]

legal carry a pound but 2 plants max is crazy rules

[kindred vigil]

isn't it legal there bingus swag

[icy rain]

federally yeah

[kindred vigil]

federally wym

[icy rain]

like all across canada, federal government is the big one

[kindred vigil]

ohhhh like medically type shit

[icy rain]

no like just if you want it and youre over 19 you can buy it

[kindred vigil]

what

You can just ...do that???

[icy rain]

yeah just go to a dispensary and buy some

[kindred vigil]

well I know that exists in some states

[icy rain]

like alcohol you hit 19 and you can buy it

[kindred vigil]

Looks like I'm going to canada

[icy rain]

yay

[glacial bane]

i cant wait until canada is our 51th state so i can get free healthcare 👍

[icy rain]

yknow you could just immigrate and no conquering will be needed

[kindred vigil]

Oh man I wanna conquer

[glacial bane]

hmm

[proven kernel]

Wait, you guys don’t get free healthcare?

[icy rain]

us? (canadians)

[kindred vigil]

I downloaded bl2 and realized I fucking used gauge what is wrong with me

[proven kernel]

No the Americans

[icy rain]

rez privilege #op

my rez will pay for anythign that isnt covered by the government

[proven kernel]

One thing I get to gloat about muhahaha

[glacial bane]

in the US we have free health scare 👍

[proven kernel]

“I’m calling an ambulance”

[icy rain]

yeah (neeyth)

[kindred vigil]

please don't take me to the hospital I'll just tuff it out

[icy rain]

pay for my schooling and healthcare and i dont gotta pay gst and a few other things

[kindred vigil]

gst?

[icy rain]

sales tax onatrio its 13% i only gotta pay 5%

[glacial bane]

seize the means of goods and services tax

[icy rain]

also at native owned gas stations i usually pay less for gas

and the gas there is already cheaper cause they dont pay any tax

[glacial bane]

i cant believe alaskans get free money

maybe they need it for the firewood (its cold up there ive been told)

[icy rain]

i do they basically live in hell

[proven kernel]

They do. Not much but they do.

[kindred vigil]

wow

[icy rain]

hello chime

[proven kernel]

Hi chime

[kindred vigil]

ok I know where I gotta move

[icy rain]

chicago?

[glacial bane]

i dont think theres weed up there

[kindred vigil]

I don't care about the green lettuce

[shy flame]

In the US im being threatened with wage garnishes for going to the ER when the doctor at the clinic told me to :P and then the ER said i was being dramatic and had diarrhea (hadn't pooped in 2 days at that point)

[glacial bane]

no i mean like theres too much snow to see the ground

[icy rain]

you should just heal yourself like farcry

[kindred vigil]

Oh like break your bones

[icy rain]

neyth im eatin porkchops n rice what are yo thoughts on that

[kindred vigil]

I want some wtfff

[glacial bane]

are you allowed to swear in canada?

[kindred vigil]

no they say fook and shite and blast it all!!

[shy flame]

Only if boyshordy ain fiending for your yellow brick road

[icy rain]

neeyth my boy shordy

[kindred vigil]

whatdat mean

[icy rain]

dw bout it

[glacial bane]

i remember seeing this ex-professional hockey player canadian guy on instagram doing cozy food making videos in a cabin out in the woods watching his vhs tapes and playing nintendo 64. cant remember his name though

he had a mustache

[icy rain]

they all do

[kindred vigil]

I need this life but replace N64 with like a better console

[glacial bane]

playstation 3?

[icy rain]

well get in the nhl first

[glacial bane]

i've heard you get a playstation 5 in norwegian prisons. any scandinavian folks to confirm this

[icy rain]

@scanthenavy yo

[shy flame]

Blinkers and a c4 before gym? Maybe I dont poop this time?

[kindred vigil]

sure I guess

[icy rain]

youre gna explode on the treadmill gng

[glacial bane]

me running from polar bears in quebec

[icy rain]

theyll getcha

only thing scarier than a moose tbh

[karmic sable]

Fucking FINALLY, I finished Lightfall Legendary

[glacial bane]

id rather be slowly eaten by a lion than to be trapped inside a mosquito net with a big spider hanging above 👍

[karmic sable]

the last boss fight literally aged me 10 years in 3 hours

[icy rain]

id prefer just neither and go for a walk or eat ice cream or something else delightful

[glacial bane]

what a terrific idea

🚶‍♂️

[worn magnet]

a scholar

[kindred vigil]

gacha 👀

[icy rain]

no

[scenic meteor]

hop on league

[kindred vigil]

league 🤢

[obsidian plover]

dat le-a-gue

[drifting skiff]

awawa

[agile mason]

ight im back what i miss

[shy flame]

Damn got home and the depression hit. Maybe its time to give up on gym /b/ros.

[agile mason]

nah you got this homeslice :3

[shy flame]

Idk man, blinkers and crying while swiping left and right on people whose faces make my stomach turn, sounds kinda lit

Edit: their faces make my stomach turn bc i don't want to look at anyone else for too long. it is unsettling. I could stare at his face for hours. Sometimes we'd smoke under moonlight and I'd just bask in him.

[agile mason]

blinkers and crying AFTER the gym sounds pretty lit too

[shy flame]

Brandon the lion

????

[agile mason]

mapache

[shy flame]

This must be a language thing, Brandon in English that sounds like you're self describing as a black person who caricatures themselves to entertain whites

[quartz abyss]

party tmrw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shy flame]

💀 what is anyone saying

What's your guys ideal date for someone who is very slow to romance

[agile mason]

oof I meant raccoon cuz my eyebags

[icy rain]

🤷‍♂️ depends on what they like

[shy flame]

😭 interesting, bc ive never seen them as eyebags. Always eyeshadow

[quartz abyss]

IM GOING TO A PARTY TMRW THATS WHAT

[shy flame]

Orzi you look 9️⃣

Only party you're going to has a designated nap time

[agile mason]

💀

[shy flame]

Vincent they/them in the hanukkah dress that is patterned like a walmart throw blanket, please do not superswipe me 😭

[icy rain]

can i come

[agile mason]

I won’t superswipe you 🤭

[shy flame]

"You've missed a potential match!" Yeah after having gasoline poured on me 💀

[agile mason]

gasoline???

[shy flame]

Superswiping is usually a good thing. Silly

[icy rain]

id superswpie brandon

[kindred vigil]

wuat

[shy flame]

Its a pun, playing off of match as in matchmaking and match as in fire starter

[agile mason]

nvm then the opposite epic fail by my part
I don’t use dating apps sorry 😭😔

[icy rain]

im eating turkey stew and buttered bread

[kindred vigil]

Awesome

[agile mason]

ur all talk

[shy flame]

So "you missed a match!" Is a bad thing on dating apps usually, but saying I missed a match after having gasoline poured on me? That is a good thing because I am not on fire.

[icy rain]

u just said u dont use apps so i couldnt if i wanted to

[shy flame]

Man I always have to explain myself, why cant I think like a normal person. Like my humor is terrible and has to be explained which kills any excitement

[icy rain]

i understood it brandon is just humorly impaired

[shy flame]

And like thats not yalls fault. That is a constant thing in my life

[kindred vigil]

They say comedy is a mental thing

[icy rain]

if its funny to you it dont matter who laughs

[shy flame]

Talk shit on Brandon again and I will get banned for my response

[icy rain]

i can hate my husband if i want!!

[shy flame]

😭 delayed

[kindred vigil]

What if only you laugh and the room is silent

[agile mason]

lowk sometimes true

[icy rain]

if it was really funny to you it makes it awkward but who cares cxause youre still funny

if you dont make yourself laugh whats the point of jokes

[kindred vigil]

okay true

So all in all? If you laugh at silly potato xD rawr random

go for it champ

[icy rain]

if it brings you joy have at er

[kindred vigil]

Have at the emergency room?

[gleaming bough]

[icy rain]

but if youre cringe in front of me i WILL make fun of you

[shy flame]

There is no love or romance in this world, everyone is freaky. My autistic ass will never get another stupid sweaty boy who will respect me not making any suggestive indications for the first month. I will never find this dopey man who I ask permission to kiss in the local history museum. Romance is dead, there is only Brandon who is of chivalrous heart

[kindred vigil]

that's why u make fun of me so much

[weak oyster]

Most people were had there

[kindred vigil]

-1

[icy rain]

if youre lookin on apps you wont find love

[weak oyster]

+1

[kindred vigil]

app love is the equivalent of fast food eating

[agile mason]

it’s possible just a lot harder me thinks

[shy flame]

Buddy I live in nowheresville, KY. I'm not going to casually happen upon this perfect person. I am realizing I had it made.

[icy rain]

make friends and fall hopelessly in love with them, they are so close yet so far away

[weak oyster]

What would you recommend

[kindred vigil]

I mean yeah nothing is ever 0%

[icy rain]

theres always fish no matter the pond fella

[kindred vigil]

outside and social events and talking to people and getting friends and maybe you might fall in love who knows 🙂

[agile mason]

🙄

[shy flame]

I will build him a man sized bower. Then he will love me again.

[weak oyster]

A what?

[kindred vigil]

just wave and smile

[icy rain]

keep chasing him but dont let it impede on your own health

[agile mason]

why force a love that has left?

[icy rain]

to regain what you once had

[shy flame]

Some species of birds build non-functional nests as a way of charming a mate

[icy rain]

but tbh meta is just to let go and accept that that time is over and you are in a new era of your life

[shy flame]

Because I don't think it has. I refuse.

[agile mason]

well yeah but at some point the wall becomes too much to climb

[kindred vigil]

meta like Facebook 😱

[icy rain]

you can lead a horse to water but cant force it to drink

[agile mason]

idk I think bingus had the better response 💛

[shy flame]

He said we're growing different ways, I don't think that's true. I think he is just shutting off everything around him in a panic to preserve his sobriety.

[weak oyster]

Idk anything about your love life but accepting that it's over sounds healthy

[shy flame]

I'm on some shirt ripped open crying in the rain r&b shit rn

[icy rain]

youll get through it a better woman, with or without him

[shy flame]

I have to give it a chance. Especially bc I lowk hate other people. They tend to disgust me.

[agile mason]

spades 😭

[quartz abyss]

y 😭😭

[weak oyster]

Yes?

[shy flame]

No offense. I enjoy talking here. It's just that hanging out with people is lowk terrible bc normies are so judgey

[agile mason]

I’m glad u saw dat 🙏🏽

[shy flame]

What was the deleted message

[weak oyster]

A wonderful conversation

[icy rain]

brandon fake yearning

[shy flame]

That's beautiful

[kindred vigil]

I yearn for the sun not to look a gray yellow and back to its golden hue

[shy flame]

Alright im over my brief mood swing of "oh yes I will show him how much I have grown and that I am ever changing" im calm. Im chill. Sorry guys

[kindred vigil]

is that w poemables

[agile mason]

wym 🤔

[weak oyster]

Yearn for that paycheck and get a job

[shy flame]

Quit staring at it for a little bit

[shy flame]

Wtf is poemables

[kindred vigil]

wow ok

[weak oyster]

Turn that yearning into earning

[agile mason]

let’s get some ice cream for a change

[agile mason]

earning your heart

[kindred vigil]

Ice cream that only cost half a quarter ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[shy flame]

😭 the worst part is I literally am making $22/hr now and have so much more of a work life balance, while yearning for my chaotic and terrible past

[kindred vigil]

#needdat(the money)

[agile mason]

fine w me if it’s ur blade that touches my heart
ok ok frfr ill stop 💀

[icy rain]

guys this turkey stew is so yummymyyyy

[shy flame]

Ew bruh

[kindred vigil]

Can I. Eat the scraps

[icy rain]

scraps of a stew?

[kindred vigil]

yes I'll take the little droplets

[icy rain]

scraps from a turkey dinner went into this stew

[icy rain]

also wdym ew bruh

[shy flame]

Turkey stew sounds gross man.

[icy rain]

its soooo goood

the turkey turns stringy but who gaf it tastes so good

[agile mason]

if it don’t have scraps of u then it is pea eww

[icy rain]

no scraps of me sorry

hop on dst brandon

[weak oyster]

Stringy stew sounds vile

[obsidian plover]

cheese
tortelini

[icy rain]

its not 🙂

its still got like carrots and stuff in it

[obsidian plover]

shoe string soup

[kindred vigil]

why carrots

[weak oyster]

Potatos are the better soup vegetable

[icy rain]

cause that was in the dinner, also theres potatoes too

[kindred vigil]

But why ?

[icy rain]

we grow them 🙂

[kindred vigil]

why ?

[icy rain]

cause their yummy

[kindred vigil]

but why do they taste good

[icy rain]

carrots naturally taste good + we cook them with brown sugar

[kindred vigil]

why sugar in stew that sounds contradictory

[agile mason]

chayote clears

[weak oyster]

The stew supervisor

[icy rain]

no sugar in the stew carrots were cooked for dinner and the left over carrots were put in the stew

[kindred vigil]

Well that's quite resourceful of you good job

[icy rain]

thanks

[kindred vigil]

is the stew water or chicken stock

[icy rain]

water we used left over gravy and the bones from the turkey for the stock

[kindred vigil]

oh okay, using bones is smart, you are quite a resourceful one

[icy rain]

and the gravy was made via drippings from the turkey and seasonings and stuff

[kindred vigil]

I give bingus a 8.5/10 with this cookables

[agile mason]

I’ll give him a

[obsidian plover]

Bingus cookies

[icy rain]

you want some cookies?

i bake too 🙂

baking time is soon cause fall its time for unlimited cookies and muffins

[kindred vigil]

well well wel I need to judge ur baking

[agile mason]

omw to Toronto rn

[icy rain]

i can send you the cookie recipe if i find it

[kindred vigil]

I am a professional food reviewer cuz I watch MasterChef and YouTube chef shorts so I think I'm certified

also I like eating

[obsidian plover]

[iron blaze]

❤️

[icy rain]

WOAH

[quartz abyss]

👊

[icy rain]

violence in gen chat #stopthefighting

[iron blaze]

it is called love.

[icy rain]

love. - kid cudi

(goated song btw)

[icy rain]

calm down jeez

[icy rain]

wut u readin

[icy rain]

calm the freak down dude im scared

[quartz abyss]

EWWWW PEDGUIJN

[icy rain]

ew 🙁

[iron blaze]

😦

[icy rain]

so mean for no reason 🙁

[icy rain]

pull yourself together lad

[obsidian plover]

[kindred vigil]

Why is there violence

[shy flame]

Where

Guys can I be lolcow of the server

[iron blaze]

no we have Neeyth

[shy flame]

💔🤧 neeyth the goat has been consumed by pedguin the lion

[kindred vigil]

Wthelly

[shy flame]

Lover girl by Laufey is another fun one.

[icy rain]

enemy by ingrown is similar

[shy flame]

That just seems totally opposite

[kindred vigil]

Lowkey top animals to be worst reincarnated as is

a fish

Think about it everyone wants to EAT you

[icy rain]

you just dont get it 🙁

[icy rain]

what abt plankton

[kindred vigil]

I dont even know what that looks like irl and I'm not googling I feel like they're creepy

[icy rain]

they r microscopic

[kindred vigil]

actually aren't they tiny microbes ( 🦠)

are they even edible wtf does a plankton fo

[icy rain]

eat even smaller chemicles and die

[kindred vigil]

So they clean up chemicals

[shy flame]

This is like watching 3rd graders woah

[quartz abyss]

WDYM Y DO U WANT TO EAT PLANKTON 😭 😭

[kindred vigil]

no I don't wanna eat plankton I'm just curious

I mean I would if I could, gotta try everything once you know

[quartz abyss]

😭 evn mustard

[quartz abyss]

😭 evn pedguins barf

[kindred vigil]

.....yes?

have u not tried mustard of all things

[icy rain]

mustard is gross

[quartz abyss]

no i hvnt

[kindred vigil]

I agree but I like it as a meat binder

if you ain't mustarding my meat are you really a chef

Though top condiments is mayo idgaf