🗣marathon-general-chat

[icy rain]

man this skill diff is tragic

[tall smelt]

yes 5 times ONLY because she ulted me sorry bro im not makkro i tried playing safe my jg wasnt helping he died too

[agile mason]

only when ur by our side

[icy rain]

just rush bamis bruh

[tall smelt]

how about u 1v1 rn bro wassup with u lil bro u acting hard

[sour cairn]

i didnt do anything am i good chatter

[tall smelt]

i DID i was playing it SAFE

[icy rain]

ok whats yo riot

[kindred vigil]

⍾

[tall smelt]

on my profile dumbass find it urself since u acting like a big man

[shy flame]

Good chatter is a delectable phrase. Thank you.

[scenic meteor]

Not the league 1v1s 😭

[sour cairn]

i prefer other terms after good but i cant say those in a public server

[icy rain]

jeez man dont gotta be so mean

[shy flame]

I get the shivers a lot so literally calling it a good chatter is so lovely.

[tall smelt]

ornn does counter her but she had some anti tank items sorry bro i died 5 times i never expected her top lane MAYBE because top lane isnt rly ment for mages? we still won the match idc about kda i am not adc ornn cannot hard carry get it fucking right

im not changing to meta female champs just because ornn is a tank idc

[icy rain]

shes not a mage shes an assassin

[kindred vigil]

Stop swearing

[icy rain]

also i added u

[tall smelt]

thats why she did sm dmg early but she was buying mage items

idk man i dont assassians why isnt she in mid lane

[icy rain]

add me back so we can 1v1

[sour cairn]

she? woke?

[agile mason]

wow and NOT ME????

[tall smelt]

u dont even got a profile on league fym 1v1 LOL

[wooden fjord]

Do people still rush Wriggle's on jungle Diana

[kindred vigil]

⏧

[scenic meteor]

Someone streaming this 1v1 right?

[weak oyster]

I played league the other day and got an aura so powerful people leave the room whenever I enter it

[icy rain]

i have you added bruh

[agile mason]

stream it

[icy rain]

r u na

[tall smelt]

euw

[icy rain]

bruh

[scenic meteor]

Bruh

[tall smelt]

fuck na its shit no one plays correctly LOL im from na

[icy rain]

why u on euw servers bruh

[proven kernel]

Nz?

[kindred vigil]

so ur playing on a laggier server complaining about ur teammates

[agile mason]

bingus stream the 1v1 im tryna hype you up

[tall smelt]

because its better? most events happen in euw or korea and na lost in worlds

[icy rain]

we cant play cause hes on a diff server

[tall smelt]

imagine losing worlds on esports league over a mis click lol

u prob hit challenger as yuumi only

[icy rain]

who cares about worlds bruh your iron 3

[kindred vigil]

can we play cod on jpn servers

[tall smelt]

im lvl 26 idc u play with brainless kids

im PROUD im iron kid im grinding everday ur not bro

[kindred vigil]

lvl 26 and iron 3 tryna go world champio. 😢✌️

[icy rain]

what was ur na account

[agile mason]

bud U DID NOT WIN

[shy flame]

Bro called his age level 26

[tall smelt]

drop opgg rn all of u

[icy rain]

u have my league

[tall smelt]

let me see ur winrates since u acting all ego

[proven kernel]

What is that an acronym for?

[kindred vigil]

ungh cold water is so good

[agile mason]

it’s in my profile bud

[icy rain]

nothing its just a website op.gg u can check league accounts

[tall smelt]

ur profile isnt visible to me i tried clicking it it shows the league logo and a grey pfp

[agile mason]

it’s a website to check stats

[shy flame]

Did anyone even catch that? Level 26 in the big 25. Bro was really born in 1999. Bro really thinks his Life is Like a Videogame.

[kindred vigil]

Pringleton#254

[icy rain]

Musturt#0001

[tall smelt]

smurf LOL IMAGINE

imagine smurfing because ur so trash oh man and u say im bad

[icy rain]

huh

[tall smelt]

i knew this mf had an alt on league lol

[icy rain]

its not a smurf bruh wdym

[weak oyster]

Any of you fine gentlemen play warframe

[tall smelt]

dats the one i added it dont show ur profile

[iron blaze]

thats his main

[kindred vigil]

I used to, I'm waiting for the 2026 updates

[tall smelt]

na users these days am i right

[icy rain]

ragebait 🤫

[tall smelt]

in a diff region and wonders why i cant see his profile

[iron blaze]

i dont play that shit

[icy rain]

almost fell for it you almost got me

[agile mason]

eu -> eww

[kindred vigil]

You play valorant same coin different side

[tall smelt]

idk why ur in na they act bad in high elo even tayler1 knows

[weak oyster]

It's like an addiction, I relapse anytime there's more available to me

[wooden fjord]

Why is League making a comeback

[icy rain]

ragebaitt 🤫 ur iron 4

[wooden fjord]

I thought we stopped that shit

[tall smelt]

good dodge me

[kindred vigil]

why is StarCraft 2 still around

[wooden fjord]

Because it's a good game

[tall smelt]

stay in na bro euw alr owns na lol

[proven kernel]

Because it is eternal

[shy flame]

Oh this is a good one, I know! What is a small blue woodland creature, a common acronym for text messages conveying joy, and the first word of a popular indie band known for their hits relating to nuclear properties and creatures from Hell?

[icy rain]

i dont got an euw account u have an na account get on yo na account

[kindred vigil]

"nuclear" nucal 👀

[tall smelt]

u can change region during acc making what

[icy rain]

im not making a new account bruh

[agile mason]

woah I need more on the second part

[shy flame]

Nu cal ear. Really makes you think.

[tall smelt]

awww u scared mr iron oh no hes gonna lose his 50$ worth of skins

[kindred vigil]

are y talking to urself

[tall smelt]

hes scared of eu high elo lol

[agile mason]

ain’t league the only thing u got ????

[shy flame]

Also for those who would argue LOL is an initialism, consider the popularity of "luh-ll" as a pronunciation in conversation.

[icy rain]

i peaked like silver bruh wdym 😭

[tall smelt]

no i got steam

[kindred vigil]

I got epic games

[wooden fjord]

I was literally typing that to be a dweeb, you're amazing

[tall smelt]

was grinding on terraria earlier on modded world

[agile mason]

mf why u mad 😭

[proven kernel]

I got an OG gameboy

[tall smelt]

how am i mad lol

[proven kernel]

I want the lego set…

[kindred vigil]

can I play tetris

[wooden fjord]

bro chill calm down

[agile mason]

…

[icy rain]

brandon 1v1 rn or elese i crash out !!!!

[proven kernel]

Nah, Pokémon.

[tall smelt]

i snorted peppermint

[kindred vigil]

EW!!

[agile mason]

dw it’s in the mail

[wooden fjord]

I'm waiting until there's a conversion mod to turn it into a playable emulator

[icy rain]

guess what came in the mail today

[agile mason]

Give me 5 min

[kindred vigil]

ok speaking of Gameboy I was playing Gameboy Tetris on my 2ds and I kept raging 💔

[icy rain]

i was kidding, also deez nuts !!!

[scenic meteor]

Minecraft 2

[weak oyster]

How does one rage at Tetris

[kindred vigil]

Vintage story

[icy rain]

nope deez nuts !!! gotem !!

[drifting skiff]

hey when is the game coming out today? I've been waiting for ages

[agile mason]

ic 🫩

[kindred vigil]

It gets really hard man and when you don't get that right block it tilts h

[proven kernel]

Right after the rapture

[icy rain]

what is the square

[tall smelt]

i nut to ornn

[agile mason]

yestermorrow

[drifting skiff]

I've been told I'm the Herald of It. Idk what that means tho

[weak oyster]

You beat me to it 😔

[icy rain]

some kind of... rift herald...

[drifting skiff]

fuck I almost didn't miss it

[tall smelt]

beat lmaoooooo

[shy flame]

My specialty is knowing people, and I knew someone less pendatic than I would try to correct me. It frustrated me to no end that even my lover couldn't predict or know me, like I know so many. I came to peace with it a couple weeks ago tbh. It was my fault for not knowing myself as well as I thought I did. Irony is a funny thing.

[tall smelt]

67

[agile mason]

it’s okay I have a super secret copy just for u

[kindred vigil]

If yesterday was yesterday, today will become yesterday, but yesterday today was tomorrow, so tomorrow is also today, but it makes it yesterday, but it also makes it... tomorrow??

[tall smelt]

why do women talk so much

[drifting skiff]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[proven kernel]

Go on…

[tall smelt]

lol

[scenic meteor]

Tomorrow is tomorrow is tomorrow is tomorrow is tomorrow

[kindred vigil]

sorry I'll keep it down

[shy flame]

Neeyth is a woman?!

[drifting skiff]

we got shit to say

[kindred vigil]

I misread that as man

[shy flame]

I thought you were a young black man

[weak oyster]

We talked about this earlier neeyth is /

[kindred vigil]

I AM I misread that as MAN 💔💔💔

[wooden fjord]

Neeyth REALLY not beating the allegations

[icy rain]

he got the exagerrated swagger of a black teen

[agile mason]

interesting shit*

[icy rain]

nope you were playing into the egg bit dont play coy

[kindred vigil]

ok bro what

[proven kernel]

Oddly enough the guy in here yapping nonstop is the one to say that.

[drifting skiff]

easiest ignore of my life

[weak oyster]

Oh you're one of those

[kindred vigil]

Grimace nazwa emoji

[shy flame]

I love saying swag. Every company i work for. I ask what kind of free swag I get. By the end of my first day. Not once has anyone been okay with my use of the word swag. They all die laughing 💀

[wooden fjord]

take that back????

[icy rain]

swag

[scenic meteor]

When can we give Neeyth a 1 month time out 🙏

[agile mason]

and it’s always league 😭

[kindred vigil]

please no

[wooden fjord]

I would donate money for this

[icy rain]

i would donate money for the opposite

[wooden fjord]

Raise funds to get Marathon released

[drifting skiff]

monster is not a substantial snack I beg of you

[kindred vigil]

fundraiser time

[weak oyster]

What about redbull

[agile mason]

alani?

[kindred vigil]

ghost

[icy rain]

gives you wings but thats about it

[shy flame]

Asking companies for swag is specially funny. Some energy drink brand, I think celsius, had a lady who would do table days inside Walmart stores. The representative gives out free samples and sometimes merchandise. I walked right up, took a sample, said that was pretty good. Then I asked if she had any swag. Ended up hiring her later on because she was great at speaking and listening.

[agile mason]

Bingus HOWLING ABYSS NOW

[iron blaze]

holy it worked

[kindred vigil]

ok so swag is the strat

[icy rain]

u not even on !!

[shy flame]

What is howling abyss

[iron blaze]

❤️ mods

[agile mason]

oh so u u added me gotcha

[icy rain]

yeah just asking for free stuff works a lot more than youd think

[kindred vigil]

What did u do

[icy rain]

i added u months ago wdym

[agile mason]

unadded

[kindred vigil]

WHAT DID U DO PEDGUIN

[weak oyster]

Do those come with diabetes or were mine defective

[wooden fjord]

Oh the weird guy got nuked

[shy flame]

I Jimmy'd my John's for lunch today, it was pretty good but I think Jersey Mike's has better meats and Subway has better veggies. What do you guys think? Best fast subs?

[kindred vigil]

did u get that guy banned

[agile mason]

it’s where boys go to settle things

[drifting skiff]

no

[scenic meteor]

Ped is dangerous fr

[wooden fjord]

Common pedguin W

[kindred vigil]

stop calling him that

[drifting skiff]

jersey mikes by a landslide

[icy rain]

i think thats on you for too much

[agile mason]

TRUEEEE

[shy flame]

What is the taco?

[icy rain]

mr sub 🤫

[wooden fjord]

Giant 26 on rosemary

[agile mason]

huh?

[shy flame]

If only J Mike's could get some fuckin spinach

[kindred vigil]

@icy rain

[weak oyster]

If I keep drinking them it'll balance out eventually

[icy rain]

nope youll just die !!

[shy flame]

Sorry I meant WAS IT 😭

[wooden fjord]

Weren't we all supposed to be impersonating someone today

[kindred vigil]

no

[proven kernel]

They got bought out by an investment firm, so I’m waiting g for the inevitable downfall.

[shy flame]

I call dibs on Randy Pitchford!

[agile mason]

gotcha I was so confused

[shy flame]

Woah, who wants some FREEEE GOLDEN KEYS?

[kindred vigil]

MEEWEE

[weak oyster]

Decisions decisions

[icy rain]

always wanting free shit you dont even got bl4 🙄

[shy flame]

True fans of the series will buy the game. You can get a refund from Steam.

[kindred vigil]

I used to redeem bl3 codes before buying it and I had like 200 keys

[shy flame]

Someone give me image perms I still have a folder of like 90+ randy photos

[icy rain]

all that to get bad llegendaries 💔

[kindred vigil]

True

[shy flame]

I think i even have a couple of Randy and Boogie

[agile mason]

Bingus I’m getting on don’t flake

[kindred vigil]

wait not true I got a hellwalker bitch

[scenic meteor]

Bingus a D1 flaker

[icy rain]

❄️ im waitingggg

[iron blaze]

bad in bl4

[kindred vigil]

what does this mean

[shy flame]

But did you get the Gilded Glory Weapon Skin from the Super Deluxe Edition?

[scenic meteor]

Knowers know

[wooden fjord]

Hellwalker is maybe back but it's not potentially hot anymore 🙁

[kindred vigil]

thanks for spoiling it's in bl4 pedguin40 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[agile mason]

wait hold up I don’t want to blast u w the Mexican household audio

[iron blaze]

u gonna play it?

[kindred vigil]

yes when it's on a sale

[shy flame]

Dios mio

[icy rain]

dw its chill (worst misspelling of my life omg)

[agile mason]

oh u fluent fluent

[kindred vigil]

por que

[icy rain]

pork ay

[weak oyster]

Hola pro favor

[kindred vigil]

I'm not one for pet names but call me princess in Spanish and u might got me

[wooden fjord]

Launches Borderlands® 4 GOTY Edition

[agile mason]

I only call my dog that chill

[shy flame]

No mames, hablo solamente un poquito.

[icy rain]

whats up princess in spanish

[kindred vigil]

hermano

wait that isn't the right word

[icy rain]

no gway

[shy flame]

Wait can I say no mames on here

[agile mason]

eres latina?

[kindred vigil]

Guapo

[shy flame]

It is not clear to me how much of a bad word that is

[agile mason]

why wouldn’t u 😭

[shy flame]

Is it not like no effing way?

[agile mason]

it can mean a couple of things tbh

[kindred vigil]

I meant hermosa

[icy rain]

what if i call you noche

[shy flame]

Dude im so caucasian that kids called me ham and cheese loaf in elementary school. And I STILL agree with them.

[kindred vigil]

jajajahaa

[agile mason]

jajaja no mames 💀

[icy rain]

speak american goddang it

[kindred vigil]

Hamburger cheese gun freedom unit

[fervent walrus]

Tu madre! 🗣

[icy rain]

pork ay

[kindred vigil]

vamos

[weak oyster]

You ever been called Casper the friendly ghost

[fervent walrus]

"Yo quiero taco bell" 🐶

[wooden fjord]

Surprised this server doesn't have an English-only rule

[agile mason]

yo te quiero

[kindred vigil]

Does it not I thought it does

[shy flame]

No, because I have strange pink and yellow splotchiness mixed into the pale. Not like jaundice. Like ham and cheese loaf. Hence the name.

[fervent walrus]

Bungies a diverse company no?

[icy rain]

i be quoting this lwk

[fervent walrus]

You know its from an actual ad right?

[agile mason]

that’s wild they called u dat 😭

[icy rain]

yeah taco bell with the lil chihauha

[proven kernel]

We do have international mods

[wooden fjord]

Oooo that explains it

[weak oyster]

Oh so you just got straight up bullied I am so sorry

[wooden fjord]

Also it's usually put in place for moderation purposes, hard to moderate bad language if you don't know what it means

[shy flame]

No? It was never mean. Kids were mean to me about some things but I dont think they did this one mean.

[wooden fjord]

I saw dat

[fervent walrus]

I find bad words in other countries fun for that exact reason.

[kindred vigil]

poop in spanish

[icy rain]

i dont think i can

[fervent walrus]

Nah poop in america
Mexico is a decent walk away

[icy rain]

tabarnak!!!

[wooden fjord]

Also did Discord change their UI too? I could have sworn the slowmode icon was fixed in the corner instead of constantly moving back and forth when people are typing

[kindred vigil]

I'm in Texas I can go to New Mexico

[agile mason]

true its like one country away

[kindred vigil]

I don't see this

[obsidian plover]

Ha you spoke words

[icy rain]

ur back in texas already

[agile mason]

BINGUS HOWLING ABYSS NOW U CHOOSE CHAMP

[kindred vigil]

yes

[shy flame]

Dude when is Spain not hot? I want to try their taco bell

[iron blaze]

👀

[fervent walrus]

He just us

[shy flame]

Im told Spanish taco bell is actually so gas

[agile mason]

not surprising

[obsidian plover]

Big throw

[fervent walrus]

Differen't ingredients i assume?

[agile mason]

@icy rain IK U SEE ME

[icy rain]

do random champ

[agile mason]

pedguin u tryna watch?

[shy flame]

Yeah i havent watched ina hot minute but the chicken looked so good

[obsidian plover]

@iron blaze moment

[kindred vigil]

get me a chicken chapula now

[scenic meteor]

Chalupa?

[fervent walrus]

Or is it presume?

[proven kernel]

Taco Bell is just too expensive for what you get

[kindred vigil]

don't correct me boy

[obsidian plover]

Cat memes

[agile mason]

dis why u only go for the blast

[obsidian plover]

Also cat memes

[shy flame]

I've been so good this past week maybe I should get some grub 🙏😏

[proven kernel]

Do it

[obsidian plover]

Now? Yes.

[kindred vigil]

just make it urself

[shy flame]

They brought back the box nachos this experience, enjoy 1100 cal for 5.99

[kindred vigil]

Yeah I be getting the Taco Bell boxes shits fire for the price

[proven kernel]

Oh yeah, that’s almost my meal for the day!

[shy flame]

Add potatos, lettuce, pico. No guac.

[obsidian plover]

Suspicions

[weak oyster]

I would pay any price for the god given gift of a Mexican pizza

[obsidian plover]

Taco Bell busy doing everything except being Taco Bell

[kindred vigil]

504$

[proven kernel]

she makes them herself >_>

[obsidian plover]

Paws claws teeth and fur

[obsidian plover]

You working on the Taco Bell line???

[weak oyster]

Tastes better when a sad minimum wage teenager makes it

[proven kernel]

lol no

[obsidian plover]

Thankfully

[shy flame]

Lol fair my budget is 1500/day ,but I had a few really low days last week bc I was too sad to cook. Still, if I know I need the energy then hell yeah down that 1000 cal box and power through your day.

[kindred vigil]

Are you a secret MasterChef winner butane be honest

[weak oyster]

Drop the recipe

[scenic meteor]

Butane definitely won master chef

[obsidian plover]

lol no

[proven kernel]

No. I’m not formally trained. Just learned myself as a hobby

[kindred vigil]

TAKE HER TO THE BIG LEAGUES!!

[obsidian plover]

I’m watching butane Rn on this cooking show

[agile mason]

u watching the match of the century or what temu

[obsidian plover]

Yes @iron blaze ?

[shy flame]

I was so foolishly ungrateful for mine. You chef types are saints 🫡

[obsidian plover]

Go ahead @iron blaze

[obsidian plover]

Go on

[kindred vigil]

Pedguin I have a question

[agile mason]

that’s a good ass hobby 🤭

[kindred vigil]

Top 3 valorant champs hurry up

[obsidian plover]

Make stew

[iron blaze]

omen, kj, raze

[kindred vigil]

loser

[obsidian plover]

Go ahead

[kindred vigil]

I'm kidding we love you pedguin40

[obsidian plover]

Are you seriously supporting valorant Rn?

[iron blaze]

what is it you want.... 😭 😨

[obsidian plover]

We do?

[obsidian plover]

You tell me

[kindred vigil]

You don't speak to me unc reddit ass

*for

[obsidian plover]

You taking the piss. Go back to Reddit.

[kindred vigil]

British words what does that mean

[obsidian plover]

Get your 60+ year old self back to IRC.

[kindred vigil]

what's a irc

[wooden fjord]

Piss is a delicious refreshing drink in the UK. Hope this helped!

[kindred vigil]

no wonder they're so angry all the time

[obsidian plover]

Calpico

[weak oyster]

I think they call that tea

[kindred vigil]

tea doesnt. suck take that back

[obsidian plover]

Heman tone cuppa

[wooden fjord]

And piss does??

[kindred vigil]

yes

[obsidian plover]

Woah woah woah woah woah

[weak oyster]

I refuse

[obsidian plover]

Criminal

I bet you drink coffee that’s 90% sugar

And like 17 pumps of syrup

[kindred vigil]

self reflecting

[wooden fjord]

I bet Neeyth goes out to eat and says "thank you" to the person at the window

[obsidian plover]

You crazy. If it’s not espresso straight up, I’m not interested.

[icy rain]

i do that

[weak oyster]

If I want caffeine I'll drink an energy drink like a good college student

[wooden fjord]

Yeah me too

[obsidian plover]

I will take a good pour over though

[kindred vigil]

Um yeah?

[obsidian plover]

Ew

[kindred vigil]

I say thank you to everyone in the food service

[weak oyster]

Fym ew

[obsidian plover]

Ur a monster bro

[kindred vigil]

Monster by skillet 👀

[obsidian plover]

“Thank you for choosing the clown with the crown, spit your fax or pull off my drive thru.”

[weak oyster]

Nah those are gross

[kindred vigil]

....

[wooden fjord]

I think the lack of Marathon is making us unwell

[kindred vigil]

You think

[sour cairn]

my leg hurts

[wooden fjord]

See what I mean

[kindred vigil]

something a lil ibuprofen can't fix i think

[obsidian plover]

It’s @iron blaze

[weak oyster]

Your server tag sure is interesting

[wooden fjord]

Why

[obsidian plover]

Pedguin like radiation. Passive effects.

[kindred vigil]

Do not call pedguin that ever in ur life

[shy flame]

Guys what should I get delivered

[kindred vigil]

something from Amazon like a television

[obsidian plover]

Bro tell me you don’t understand radiation without telling me you don’t understand radiation.

[sour cairn]

why

[kindred vigil]

I know what radiation is I was in a destiny clan

[plain fractal]

A singular chicken nugget

[shy flame]

I miss making my ex pick places and then telling him mm not that place over and over, hearing him get a little agitated and then lighten up. Ragebait is love, man.

[obsidian plover]

Yes

[obsidian plover]

Unhealthy

[weak oyster]

you know why

[obsidian plover]

“I know radiation cos I know fallout” same difference

[kindred vigil]

can this game come out so I see none of these members

[wooden fjord]

Are we gonna squad up

[obsidian plover]

You’ll be seeing me frag you to gibs in game. Sooooo.

[kindred vigil]

my Bungie tag is now neeyth so you'll see me when u do

[kindred vigil]

And I will indubitably win

[obsidian plover]

And I’ll be sure to triple dip after the takedown. 😉

[kindred vigil]

I went 0.15 in cod bruh don't test me

[plain fractal]

If u see someone running without weapons thas me dont shoot im just being a loot goblin

[weak oyster]

Were you reviving the other team how tf did it get that low

[kindred vigil]

no my cod kd is like 2.17 or something

I was tryharding in 2022 it'd be lower if I played now

[obsidian plover]

I’ll spare no expense from my gun bullying

[kindred vigil]

Going 103 or something and lime 25ush deaths is my peak I think

[obsidian plover]

Not even Ironman numbers

[kindred vigil]

I love mw19

[obsidian plover]

Get triple dipped

[kindred vigil]

I watched futives like 1 time in 2022 and thought I could go pro

I mean I could've done it but than again I don't want my income to be call of duty

[sour cairn]

why

[plain fractal]

I miss bo3 purely for the goated zombies years😔

[obsidian plover]

I can’t wait. I’m going to make a compilation of takedowns on neenee

[kindred vigil]

@icy rain that's yo game

hop on bo3 origins maybe ✌️

[plain fractal]

We doin the easteregg

[weak oyster]

you know

[kindred vigil]

why do we have to do the Easter eggs we can't like train the zombie on round 15 forever 💔😢

[plain fractal]

True true

[obsidian plover]

False false

[kindred vigil]

I call fire staff tho

[plain fractal]

I remember playing with friends n just one guy mid easter egg having to go eat dinner having the dumbest convos waiting to come back

[kindred vigil]

ts would only happen in 2015

[agile mason]

😭

[agile mason]

wind for me

[icy rain]

i call ice

[obsidian plover]

@iron blaze go ahead

[plain fractal]

Ait ill take lightning bc purple😎

[shy flame]

What EE yall doing?

[wooden fjord]

Farming

[kindred vigil]

so ur the lamest staff

[obsidian plover]

Immediate exfil

[plain fractal]

Mt chilliad easter egg, u can get a jetpack

[agile mason]

moon I want to blow earf up

[kindred vigil]

can we play IX black ops 4 that map Lowkey goated but no one wants to have that convo

[static nexus]

Thank YOU. Happy International NEFXtraction day! I’m declaring this a holiday now.

[icy rain]

not even lwk that maps the shit

[agile mason]

wym it def gets its flowers

[kindred vigil]

nuhuh I see people hate ix before

[icy rain]

ok well their DUMB

[agile mason]

yeah BEFORE

[kindred vigil]

That maps awesome bruh it needs to be remade NOW!

[icy rain]

slow your roll pal

[kindred vigil]

Come on Brandon you know the cod cycle after 2 years the last cod is peak

[kindred vigil]

people calling mw3(2023) peak now 💔✌️

[obsidian plover]

Go ahead

[agile mason]

neeyth
me: 5
bingus: 1

[kindred vigil]

what does that mean

am I getting slimed tmrw

[plain fractal]

I liked the concept of the boss eventho it sometimes randomly bugged out n one shot me across the arena

[agile mason]

our 1v1 score so far

[icy rain]

we playing league 1v1 and im getting thrashed

[kindred vigil]

HAHAHAHAHA

[kindred vigil]

and also gladiator theme is just tuff asf

Now I wanna play bo4 💔

[weak oyster]

So how many pfp changes is that today neeyth

[kindred vigil]

5

[weak oyster]

Got to get that number higher

[plain fractal]

Yee plus like the top half being the coloseum n the bottom half eerie dungeons was cool

[kindred vigil]

if only it had cold war zombies gameplay ❤️‍🩹🌹🔋

[plain fractal]

Pls no😭

I dislike the warzonification of zombies

[kindred vigil]

I like cold war zombies but I did not like anything after it

bo6 and vanguard made the gameplay more worse and mw3 is actually just warzone zombies

[plain fractal]

Yee true, i am carfully optimistic abt bo7's zombies, especially since there are rumours that they will have the classic mode w like the classic way of zombies, no armour, old points system

For me those 2 changes are most important. I dont fully mind the weapon rarity stuff nor double/tripple pack but the rest yee

[kindred vigil]

Didn't they said they would do this for bo6 or am I tweaking

I could've sworn they said there would be some classic thing

[plain fractal]

There where snippets of code. But ghost of hope did say smt abt it actually coming for bo7 but thats why im staying carfully optimistic bc rumours are still rumours

[kindred vigil]

monkey paw effect the Maps will be dogshit💔

[plain fractal]

Like unless tmrrw w the full on zombies reveal they outright state it im gonna stay sceptical

[kindred vigil]

idk Im not feeling anything for bo7 but I'll see how it feels when the beta comes out of course

the skins are starting to be desensitized for me I just want a good gameplay cod again

It seems to me they're going for a bo3/2 ish, mix

Alot of nostalgia in its branding to

[plain fractal]

Yee same, for me ive always liked the more techy 2012 future style of things so thats whats drawing me but if the gameplay is dogwater im not as sure of my purchase anymore

[kindred vigil]

luckily it'll just be on game pass anyway thank goodness

I have NOT paid for a cod since vanguard

[plain fractal]

I got lucky w the twitter beta code giveaway so im in early aswell 😎

[plain fractal]

I never even played vanguard 😂

[kindred vigil]

hope it's fun for you then

[kindred vigil]

Vanguard feels like a weird fanmod, it's like they took the mw19 engine and added WW2 coating and a brown filter and increased the game speed by 140%

Like it genuinely feels like an unofficial game

[plain fractal]

From what ive seen from others playing it. It eventually had the same look as a gmod rp server where the admins have installed 12500 addons

[kindred vigil]

well yeah with anime girl skins and attack on Titan skins it does that

[plain fractal]

Pimp Snoopdog running w the em1 from advanced warfare on dday normandy

[kindred vigil]

Vanguard is such a weird game in cods history honestly it feels like they didn't just have anything ready for 2021

so they just shoehorned sledgehammer to make some quick ass game with the mw19 engine or something

[static nexus]

Because I also had 201 other good ones.

[kindred vigil]

hell sledgehammer also shoehorned mw3(2023) as an official thing it took like 7 months or smth to make it

[plain fractal]

I think the entire development cycle just went out the window at this point😂

[kindred vigil]

poor studio why tf they keep making them shoehorn shit 💔

[obsidian plover]

Oh kitten

Dwink fwom da bwita

Pweese

[kindred vigil]

It's evident in post vanguard cods until like mw22 and bo6 as they have obvious more effort

bo6 got good gameplay features it's just wayyy to fucking fast and the maps Lowkey suck

[obsidian plover]

Bwita bwita bwita bwita bwita bwita bwita

I’m dwinkin fwom da bwita

[plain fractal]

Bo6 is very catered to the adhd kids

[kindred vigil]

and I thought I would like that cause I love face paced shooters but

[shy flame]

Hey guys what should I eat

[obsidian plover]

Sigh

[kindred vigil]

Holy fuck bo6 is TOOOO much bruh

[kindred vigil]

what's nearby

[young rain]

grapes

[plain fractal]

They saw how good shipment worked for mw series n decided lets make every map either so small u spawn n die or so big it feels like a battlefield map

[shy flame]

Too many to list..classic fast food chains, the 4 pizza chains, etc. Wish we had jack in the box

[plain fractal]

A half eaten single chicken nugget

[kindred vigil]

Erm uhhhhhhhh pizza sounds coo

[kindred vigil]

thing is we only use shipment for XP grinding we don't want every map to be shipment or terminal levels of big like gahh they don't get it

I need beautiful scenic, unique medium sized maps, and like 2 small maps, and like the 3 large maps you low-key hate but fw

[shy flame]

Being alone for a month will really make you start to understand incels.

[kindred vigil]

honestly just make a map like 2017 siege house and it'll be ok

[kindred vigil]

I thought that word was banned wtf

[obsidian plover]

That was me. I grabbed the nibble.

[plain fractal]

I lowkey want silly maps like in bo3 again. Like the splash map n the picnick map

[kindred vigil]

no cause people want gritty and aura moments even tho cod has never been that since cod ghosts

[obsidian plover]

Warframe dog days

[shy flame]

House was terrible design. But fun play. I like the bank map

[kindred vigil]

I mean I like that too but I'm already tried of the realistic cod era post mw19, I want something like bo3 again for sure

or maybe I'm getting photorealistic game fatigue

[kindred vigil]

wym you don't like being pixel peeked 😢😢💔💔💔

[shy flame]

Remember the hostage mode?

[kindred vigil]

guh.....yes ..

[obsidian plover]

Guh bruh

[kindred vigil]

My first match was a house hostage match lol

guess who fused it

[obsidian plover]

My first house was house harkonnen

[plain fractal]

I saw some guy make a decent take on it some time ago being like we kinda lowkey just need to go back to those silly maps w jetpacks n stuff n then do a full 180 so we can keep that positive cycle.

People are tired of boots on the ground bc its basic
They come w omnimovement
Omnimovement evolves w wall jumps
Walljumps become wall runs
Wall runs become higher jumps
Higher jumps become jetpacks(bo3 style w the manoeuvrability) then people get tired of it n then we flip back to square one

[obsidian plover]

[kindred vigil]

yeah like maybe 3 years of one style and 3 years of a next

Then maybe in between we can have a new subseries experiential game

[kindred vigil]

cuz I'm Lowkey missing futuristic cod holy 😢😢💔💔

[plain fractal]

Yes exactly bc then the cycle gets broken up instead of constantly being the same loop

[obsidian plover]

…really

[kindred vigil]

yes really don't be a boomer bruh

[plain fractal]

Break the cycle? Mob of the dead?

[kindred vigil]

ok not cod Infinite warfare tho fuck that multiplayer

[plain fractal]

Nop that sucked ass

[kindred vigil]

variants was STUPID

[kindred vigil]

can we bring back five Lowkey

[plain fractal]

Hellyeah

I wonder when they are gonna make a map called 3

[kindred vigil]

maps being numbers and a evolution of five #thoughts

[plain fractal]

935😦 look its the zombies numberr

[kindred vigil]

I want WW2 style horror style zombie.maps but people hate that games zombies but I adore it

[plain fractal]

Also slightly unpopular opinion but i kinda liked the gameplay loop of zetsubo no shima, only the plants step gotta go

[plain fractal]

I enjoyed that zombies, i just didnt enjoy getting jumpscared every few mins

[obsidian plover]

Can you make a savory dessert with onions? @proven kernel

Not you you but like, is it possible?

[kindred vigil]

Okay yeah no the jump scares had to go but it was really cool I really liked the small house map

[plain fractal]

Ohh yeah i forgot abt that

[kindred vigil]

This map is okay but it sucks like hard

it's good if ur doing it casual but man it's buns asf

[plain fractal]

Okay gotta go tho its late, have a nice rest of ya'lls day n thanks for the yappings

[kindred vigil]

goodnight

[plain fractal]

True but spider boss

[kindred vigil]

I also hate shangri-la that map is so buns oh my god

[scenic meteor]

u buns gang that map is actually top 10 all time

[proven kernel]

i make a texas sheet cake with zucchini, so it wouldn’t surprise me.

[kindred vigil]

Buns take gang

That map SUCKS

[scenic meteor]

hell nah top tier map with a top tier wonder weapon who doesnt like the baby maker

[kindred vigil]

me I don't like tight and boring aesthetic maps and overall dog shit gameplay design it's such a boring map with no substance brih

[scenic meteor]

but we be glazing the world at war zombie maps

[kindred vigil]

I'll be honest

[scenic meteor]

they all bad fr

except der reise

[kindred vigil]

I only like nachet der toten

[scenic meteor]

u so nasty

[kindred vigil]

okay top worst 5 zombie maps hurry up

[obsidian plover]

I ate too much intense bean chili with many alarms

[scenic meteor]

1.nacht der toten
2. die rise
3. shi no numa
4. ix
5. farm

[obsidian plover]

House of IX

[kindred vigil]

I only agree with shi no numa and never played farm

BUT NACHT AND IX IS NUTS BRUH

[scenic meteor]

ix is so bad

[kindred vigil]

top 5 best maps hurry up

[scenic meteor]

ix looks really cool but the actually layout and training areas are baad

1.bo1 moon
2. gorod krovi
3. origns
4.mob of dead
5.der eisendrache

actual peak maps

[kindred vigil]

I'll let you have those good job

lwk redeemed urself

[scenic meteor]

but buried is highkey overrated most glazed map of all time

[kindred vigil]

I never played buried but it does look buns I'm ngl

[scenic meteor]

charlie the type to tell you buried the best zombie map fr

[kindred vigil]

@bingusswag is this true

[proud glade]

Guys why are there more people in this discord server typing right now than not typing?

Trust me on this, I would never lie on the internet.

[kindred vigil]

talking to crickets 🦗

[final mauve]

If anyone forgets, they snost they lost

[shy flame]

Gn marathon chat. You guys made my day petty nice actually. Ragebait really is love...

[final mauve]

I like to say Runescape and CS were some of the earliest examples of ragebait in games

[shy flame]

Old

[final mauve]

2006 is old now?

Ive been playing games since i was 2.5

[shy flame]

I've been playing games since I was 0

[final mauve]

Lmfaooo my first game was CS, which I played only because my dad had an original CD of Half Life

[shy flame]

Bro's counting Wow Wow Wubzee on nick Jr games

[final mauve]

Pffft

I hated that show. I grew up on CN

I miss the old CN. With actually good, hand-drawn shows

[final mauve]

After playing a lot of classic old pc games, i ended up playing on a ps1&2 when i was 4. Then the original xbox when I was 5.

[kindred vigil]

Goodnight

[final mauve]

I still have the ps2, one of our 360s, a limited green Xbox, and our family tower that my dad made to optimize the shit out of Windows Vista

[kindred vigil]

HOLY THROWBACK 😢😢😢💔💔💔💔

[final mauve]

Thing was a monster for the time, the fact it could run Vista effortlessly 🤣

I think we ended up getting it Windows 7 ultimately through its lifespan

Anything after 7, sucked.
Just invest time into using any Linux Distro/GNU-Linux OS

[kindred vigil]

Talking to 1 member 💔

[final mauve]

Or, get an apple product, MacOS really isnt that bad imo, and the hardware even at its “low” end is pretty good now for most tasks

Unless youre going to be gaming, but otherwise their great for working and have good QoL i cant argue against

But I do NOT want to take a loan and make down payments on a macbook that’s worth over 10 of my car next to each other

[final mauve]

I talk to myself sometimes when i pace my room as a way to take a break from any work i do

Which is a majority of the day, everyday. The least work i do in one day…like, 14 hours?

Ive gone up to 19 hours of working

[kindred vigil]

recommending macOS is nuts btw

[obsidian plover]

It’s not if you can make constructive use of it

[kindred vigil]

I don't care anymore

[obsidian plover]

Then go to bed

You need a nap. You’re cranky, old man.

[wooden fjord]

As much as Marathon gets clowned on at least it's not as bad as Dark and Darker

[obsidian plover]

At least it’s not Ark Raiders

[kindred vigil]

Ugh so true or so bad idk

Isn't that game just a dungeon crawler

[wooden fjord]

Extraction looter dungeon crawler

[kindred vigil]

sounds cool but also boring idk how to explain it

[obsidian plover]

Too many types for one game

[wooden fjord]

That's two types

[kindred vigil]

Like yeah, dungeons irl would be a extraction game type but
..ehhh

idk works better as a PvE side mode thing ina game.that exists or smth

[wooden fjord]

The game is decent but the developers are so bad

Every single update has maintenance that takes forever and the developers always say it will take a shorter time than it does

So after almost every single update there's a "We must delay the maintenance 2 more hours, sorry for the inconvenience"

They're having a massive update to the game right now, and sure enough, there's a 5 hour delay so far lol

[kindred vigil]

Seems to be common with devs of this game type caliber

[wooden fjord]

They got 2,000 clown reacts to the delay announcement in under 2 minutes

Very impressive if you ask me

[kindred vigil]

Is it a gacha perhas

[wooden fjord]

I'm going to bed before you ruin my night any further

Addict!

It's not a gatcha game, no

[kindred vigil]

cause usually this how gacha devs be rolling every single 10th patch or something

[wooden fjord]

5 hour delay as they add in 3 AI generated characters to make $40,000,000 in a week

[kindred vigil]

are you serious about it having ai generated characters no way lol

[wooden fjord]

I'm not sure what you mean by that but I was exaggerating for a point

Most of the gatchaslop games have insane returns for relatively little effort

[kindred vigil]

3 basic character designs and 2 chapters to a story where the writing is mediocre

and a patch notes that nerfs all ur favs to make u buy the new folk

the gacha game cycle never gets old

Peak launch

Peak mid season hype update.

Months pass and it gets the cursed 1.5/1.6 2.0 patch

Game sucks, and is highly greedy and they removed all the good features by patch 4.0

and we move on to the next ✌️😂

[wooden fjord]

If I wanted disappointment like that I'd just look in a mirror

[icy rain]

neeyth more like peeyth

[quasi quiver]

so what about release time?

[kindred vigil]

You lost didn't you

[icy rain]

yeah 6-2

[kindred vigil]

you should've had 7 kills so itd be 6-7

[icy rain]

u cant

[kindred vigil]

You know what is cool

ok wow

I WAS GONNA BE NICE THEN U SAID FEEZ DUTS!!

[icy rain]

if you ever send something like that again you getting #blocked

[kindred vigil]

Hold up

this u

[icy rain]

yeah so

[kindred vigil]

but I can't say ":3"

[icy rain]

not when you @ me

[kindred vigil]

WHY NOT

[icy rain]

also i just HATE you and want you to SUFFER !!

[kindred vigil]

I don't think u mean this

[icy rain]

i dont 🙂

[weak oyster]

That's not very swag of you bingusswag

[kindred vigil]

ikr thank u

[icy rain]

go play a metroid vania and leaf me alone !!

[kindred vigil]

Guys who owns a ipad/iphone

I need help w something

[proven kernel]

i’m typing on one right now ipad

and phone…

[weak oyster]

Can't rn I'm regrettably employed

[kindred vigil]

I'm using my brother's iPad to play destiny rising and

HOW THE FUCK do I get rid of this screenshot button it's a white button w a black background bruh it's so annoying

[icy rain]

bite the screen

[kindred vigil]

Isn't it supposed to bring up a menu it keeps taking ss

What's that

huh

[icy rain]

u cant

[proud glade]

COPIES ARE MONOCHROME

[proven kernel]

settings > accessibility > touch > assistive touch

[icy rain]

undertale reference !!

[kindred vigil]

Thank you chef

[icy rain]

also y r u a fish and luigi exe

[proven kernel]

no alpha going on right now.

[proven kernel]

np

[drifting skiff]

🏳️‍⚧️

[proven kernel]

oh hey that’s my flag

[proud glade]

no its maltigi

[drifting skiff]

I'm so fucking transgender

[icy rain]

oh mb

[proud glade]

im maltigi

[proven kernel]

is that luigi with malt added?

[drifting skiff]

Who

[proud glade]

no its evil maltigi

[drifting skiff]

My boy? My lad? My sweet cheese? Luigi?

[kindred vigil]

wega actually

[proud glade]

You’re literally wrong

[icy rain]

what

[proud glade]

Wega is Purple Luigi

[icy rain]

waluigi

[soft elbow]

what?

[icy rain]

who are you

[proud glade]

They are Yu

[kindred vigil]

I feel like you're someone we know

[kindred vigil]

This sucks the resolution is like 600p at max💔

[agile mason]

aight who’s alt is theatlantabootytoucher

no way they just spawned

[kindred vigil]

It's pedguins they both weren't present

[icy rain]

no gway

we in a vc rn hes innocent #vouch

[kindred vigil]

Don't know how much of that is believable...

[icy rain]

i believe it 🙂

[agile mason]

nah he is in vc w us

I vouch

[kindred vigil]

okay if you say it I believe u

[kindred vigil]

1v1 me valorant I'll smoke u

Cani get like 9 months prep time tho

[iron blaze]

ok

[sour cairn]

childbirth

[kindred vigil]

+1

[agile mason]

at that point itll be a 2v1

[drifting skiff]

did they move where the slowmode text was

I feel like it's on the wrong side now

[proven kernel]

when i’m on the pc app it was like center left now?

still on the right in ios.

[agile mason]

i feel like im going crazy w this

i swear it changed not too long ago what the helly

[drifting skiff]

it's also shunted to the end of the "so and so is typing..." list which makes it move around

[agile mason]

yeah ...

[drifting skiff]

ik they're trying to make it so you can see it above the text you're typing instead of the other side of the screen but you can only have so much info in one space

[agile mason]

idk if you noticed as well but itll say "many ppl are typing"

instead of "blah blah and others"

[drifting skiff]

oh it's always said "several people are typing..." is that it?

[proven kernel]

i just realized it doesn’t say “person is typing” in ios now…

[drifting skiff]

[kindred vigil]

I love sneak ui uosates

[agile mason]

yeah thats what it would say before

[proven kernel]

my legs are jelly

also i’m embracing my position

[drifting skiff]

jellyyyyy

[proven kernel]

my name change has yet to go through.

[kindred vigil]

master chef !

[proven kernel]

never mind did now.

[agile mason]

it fits u so well

always pulling out some banger food

[swift pumice]

Marathon just RELEASED

[kindred vigil]

WUHAT!!!

wait theyres actually not trolling wtf #shadowdrop

[proud glade]

#nooneliesontheinternet

Wait what it actually came out

[kindred vigil]

That's crazy shit genuinely shadow dropped wtf 😭

[proud glade]

They said it would be delayed why is it out huh

[tawdry olive]

Just played a couple matches, garbage game, uninstalling and refunded

[proud glade]

Dude you just suck

[tawdry olive]

In more ways than u know

[kindred vigil]

I think I killed you lol

[tawdry olive]

Ur the reason!

ggwp

[kindred vigil]

well sorry, the gun is just op 🤣

[tawdry olive]

I had a gun too!

[kindred vigil]

yeah but I shot you with a headshot so I won the gunfight

Also you had a shotgun, why didn't you use it? 🤣

[tawdry olive]

I shotted u in ur lil toe, so i hope it hurts for a lil bit

[kindred vigil]

It did give me a healing debuf for the rest of the run so thanns

[tawdry olive]

fuuuuuu

Im bad 😭

[kindred vigil]

He had a item worth one mill, extracted with 5.5 million already 🥳

[tawdry olive]

Wth

[kindred vigil]

yeah if you just sell the starter gear it's like at least 1.1 mill off the bat

[tawdry olive]

dont farm me anymorez

[kindred vigil]

It might be patched soon so get onto that

[tawdry olive]

Hey neeyth

[kindred vigil]

what

[tawdry olive]

I quit my job today and im gonna sleep in tomorrow

[kindred vigil]

Is that
...W?

[tawdry olive]

So comfy

[kindred vigil]

w unemployment

[tawdry olive]

I saved up a ton so i can attend school next yr

So happy, hope u have to work tomorrow while i sleeping

When that alarm goes off, just knoez im comfy in my bed twin

[kindred vigil]

enjoy that unemployment for now buddy

[tawdry olive]

Thx bro

Ily

[agile mason]

tabs!

[tawdry olive]

Brandon!

[agile mason]

how’s it going

[tawdry olive]

Ily2

[agile mason]

u get the special “piss heart”

[tawdry olive]

So yummy

[agile mason]

it’s rly just golden

okay that lowkey got me 😭

[tawdry olive]

A golden cascade, like fresh crisp mountain stream

[proud glade]

Marathon

[tawdry olive]

Garbagw dead game

[agile mason]

oh did you take a leap cuz of funds?

[tawdry olive]

Yepp!

Not a boast tho

[agile mason]

well congrats on being able to attend next yr

[tawdry olive]

Tx

[agile mason]

it’s ight life can be a struggle
it’s a matter of perseverance

[tawdry olive]

Too tru

[agile mason]

we breaking some axles soon?

[tawdry olive]

Yess!

[tawdry olive]

Dis weekend hopefullt

[agile mason]

excited!

[tawdry olive]

Same

[agile mason]

I’ll send u my epic frens

u do play on pc right?

[tawdry olive]

Im on pc yep

[proud glade]

Have you guys seen that one animation of the kid who eats a watermelon and then gets fucking eaten because he turned into a watermelon

[agile mason]

bc I had added someone else but he played ps and it was super weird adding him

[agile mason]

this sounds familiar for some reason

[tawdry olive]

Gn chat(except flounder)

[proud glade]

Wow

[agile mason]

gn tabster

[proud glade]

I hope you get turned into a watermelon and then get eaten by your friends

[agile mason]

flounder imma turn u into a kiwi

[proud glade]

I hope you find a bathroom in your dreams tab

[tawdry olive]

Every bathroom in my dream has poopy on the seats 😭

[proud glade]

What

[tawdry olive]

Nvrmnd sry

[proud glade]

I hope you get haunted by the Flounder in your dreams

[tawdry olive]

Pls no 😭

[proud glade]

I hope you get Maltigi as a sleep paralysis demon

[tawdry olive]

Wait

[agile mason]

tabby just clean it up duh 🤭

[tawdry olive]

@proud glade Goodnight ❤️

[proud glade]

Ok goodnight

[tawdry olive]

😊

[proud glade]

Love you too

Monkey sound effect Monkey sound effect

[last hornet]

Are there active servers on Marathon 1, 2 and Infinity?

[proud glade]

I don’t eat pork or swine when I dine

[last hornet]

You dont like them?

[upper storm]

i drink a cup of kool aid not a big glass of wine

[agile mason]

i eat dragonflies

[upper storm]

or a henn, hein, if you got time i'll drop rhyme again

🎷 🎷🎹 🎹 🎷 🎷 🎷 🎷 🎹 🎹 🌃 🌃

[proud glade]

Check it out, i’m in the house like carpet.

[agile mason]

is dat how u got ur name

[upper storm]

holy fuck he changed his name

[proud glade]

If there’s too many heads on my blunt I won’t spark it i’ll put it in my pocket and save it like rocket FUEL

[agile mason]

ill take dat as a no

[upper storm]

fuck it
check it out i'm in the house like @proud glade

[proud glade]

and if there’s too many fish on my blunt i wont drown it ill put it in my shell and save it like Beer fuel

[drifting skiff]

house like the doctor

[agile mason]

im going crazy

[proud glade]

Did someone say house

[normal dock]

Wow guys this game is so fun

[fringe mango]

Hello everyone

[true vapor]

is there still a beta

[proud glade]

What the fuck is happening

[tawdry dirge]

marathon didn't start today? T_T

[copper night]

I’m so confused. When is Marathon gonna be available on xbox? I saw it was theoretically available starting yesterday but see nothing on the xbox store

[vapid valve]

bro doesn't know

[vapid valve]

#marathon-news

[copper night]

I heard there was delays and I know about the art stuff but as far as I was aware it was still gonna be out around now

[copper night]

Ok. Thanks. I just missed that.

[proven kernel]

they’ll announce a new release date later.

[pastel wolf]

patiently waiting for news.

[waxen mason]

⏰

waiting game right now. literally.

if you google news "marathon game" -- there IS news about it just not announced via devs or site.

[cursive perch]

come back in November

paul tassi said they MAYBE announce something in November, but not sooner

[spring cove]

😢

[obsidian plover]

Ooo

[obsidian plover]

You’re just now responding to this? Lol

Ugh I need to get up

But I don’t feel like it

[ember mountain]

Arc is releasing soon

[distant pivot]

Hi, how can I sign up for a hypothetical Alpha Test?

[ember mountain]

Yes

[distant pivot]

is already closed?

[ember mountain]

Nope it’s starting Friday

[distant pivot]

Ah, where is the registration? I can't find the Alpha section.

[ember mountain]

It’s in the channel closed Alpha test

[distant pivot]

ah from the site it sent me to this channel

and among those I see that one isn't there

[upper dust]

Yo yo what’s up

Is the paid 30 day alpha test starting this Friday?

[ember mountain]

Yes

[glad fern]

Alpha sign ups closed way back in April. Current playtesters are picked from those signups. Sorry man but idk if you are gonna be picked. You just have to wait for them to announce the open beta.

[ember mountain]

This guy is lying by the way

[glad fern]

Started back in early September ends in October

[upper dust]

Open beta won’t be till January earliest I think

[ember mountain]

Listen to me instead

[ember mountain]

No, the beta is coming out in October 2027!

[upper dust]

Oh what I thought that was a separate one?

[ember mountain]

Like I said he’s lying

He’s trying to spread misinformation

[upper dust]

I’m hoping arc raiders and battlefield will carry me over the new year

[ember mountain]

Same

[glad fern]

Based on the projected time line I think that’s an accurate statement. The closed alpha was done about 5 months out from the OG release date. so we can assume they will come out with a release date and marketing promos announcing the beta happening maybe late December to late January. Marketing will be through the roof from January to March and hopefully if things are to be believed the game releases within the 2025 fiscal year.

[ember mountain]

Dude this is not true

[upper dust]

Oh yeah I definitely see it releasing before March

Also that’s still dangerously close to gta

[glad fern]

I don’t see it releasing before March. I think March is the earliest we could see it.

[obsidian plover]

@iron blaze it’s too early to be react lurking come on

[obsidian plover]

We’ll always have Anthem

[glad fern]

I don’t think GTA will draw as many of the potential playerbase away. And even in that case GTA goes on for like a month or two people beat the main game and move on.

[obsidian plover]

Yeah I’m not even going to buy gta6 at any timeline currently.

Dead energy for that one

[upper dust]

Yeah unless online is a massive hit and releases relatively close to the story

[glad fern]

Yeah same I get it might have tech in it that’s cool, but I mean nah the games not for me

[obsidian plover]

GTA also stopped being what made gta fun and engaging.

So idgaf

[glad fern]

Maybe? But idk this new game while set in a different area doesn’t look different or engaging

[upper dust]

I think it’ll take a large chunk of players but like you said won’t last long as the fps community will be hungry to go back to their crack addiction

[obsidian plover]

I can’t say GTA would suck away players fr

[glad fern]

But yeah i don’t think marathon is going to suffer because of GTA

[obsidian plover]

Different strokes for different folks and they aren’t in
Marathons lane already I’d assume.

These are people who want to endlessly rp.

That ain’t marathon.

[glad fern]

Yeah, like marathon needs to play the looooong game to survive. GTA needs to be good right off the bat and provide a ton of content. Then they can drip feed the potential online version over time.

[upper dust]

If marathon is to release after March that’s a lot of dev time to fix things and they have been making rapid changes. The one thing that still bums me though are the heroes

[obsidian plover]

You’re not going to be setting up your evape shop as a drug front and then dipping the cops in marathon.

[upper dust]

I wish Ziegler would just concede man

[obsidian plover]

Concede what

[upper dust]

The man has too much pride in Valorant

[obsidian plover]

[glad fern]

I think Marathon though could benefit from a bit more dev time man. And yeah hero’s were never it for me. I’ve seen a ton of fan art regarding custom runners man and each time I see that I get sad thinking of what we could’ve had

[upper dust]

The fact that people don’t like the hero system

Literally

[glad fern]

Skins are the bane of the gaming industry

[upper dust]

It would’ve been the ultimate custom experience

[glad fern]

Customization is literally what Bungie is known for.

Now look at us… we’ve fallen so far haha

[obsidian plover]

@upper dust copy paste emulate. Finally battlefield broke the curse. But who else will? Too many sycophants in the dev and admin offices.

YAYAYAY DO THIS IT MAKES BAAAAANK (for one title in the industry). This is like encouraging your friend to become a SoundCloud rapper.

[upper dust]

??

[obsidian plover]

The original ideas seem to be missing in favor of dogs chasing their tails.

Same dirt, different yard.

[upper dust]

I’m sorry but heroes is single-handedly the worst decision they could’ve made for this

[obsidian plover]

….

In any game at this point except like. Story driven mmos / rpgs.

Can we just not anymore.