#🗣marathon-general-chat
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Skill issue
Wait.. you never hide when I’m around…
/DAC
is there any way to play the old alpha or sonething ;((
cannot
You're a mod???
We've had an undercover narc around this whole time
I would love to run around and play that even if it was just PvE
Aw that sucks, it really was amazing. I'm just curious as to how different it will be at launch, since I haven't been invited back to any of the recent playtests unfortunately
Yeah so I really want to play this game. Sorry for the bold proclamation but someone got to say it
(clear joke, this is a joke)
((the joke being that no one else has said this))
How's the game coming along? March here yet?
🐟
Anyone have an educated guess as to when they will break radio silence?? I had originally thought when the original release date comes around, they will come back and update us. Just cuirous what others are thinking/expecting
Currently trying to run some games but I keep getting oregano error. Anyone else having this issue?
when is this fucking game coming out man
Have a lil patience
I ain't got any more patience I could die tommorow
Thats what i thought too. Heard poasible sony state of play coming soon.
Im not well versed in all the gaming showcases. That was a few days ago though, right? Do they do multiple ayear? is there another one scheduled soon, if so when?
Servers are only up between 2-8 pst
Im not in any of the betas so take my word with a grain of salt. I think i read that was the case only for the beta where they were paying people to test it
That one was just for 007 iirc
No its still the case with this test as well.
Does controller have aim assist on PC ?
It did during the first alpha test.
but also did mnk
Yes.
Hard to say.
are you part of the current playtest ?
No.
Sad
Indeed.
-500$
Didn't they remove it already on tje 2nd week of the april alpha?
Dont know
I wanna know if there's aim assist on controller on PC
How is Destiny 2 in that regard ?
they will probably copy the formula
so Destiny 2 has it
thats good, hope they copy it
Damn it man I really hope this game actually lifts off
They removed it from the initial closed alpha, but we'll have to see what it's like at release
that is an ultra big L
aaaa
bbbb
if they keep making L decisions I dont want the game to succeed
What an extremely emotionally intelligent and highly nuanced take
Aim assist on PC was way too good, the game felt a lot better after they removed it
You do know destiny 2 on pc using a controller has aim assist, right?
I do know that yes, so hopes aren't out yet
probably they removed controller aa on PC in the alpha cuz of the way the AA was coded, it was tied to MNK AA probably so easiest fix was to remove it and it did for both inputs
and console client still had it since its a separate build
Oh I misread, yes I would assume there's going to be aim assist when using a controller on PC. The main problem is that there are exploits to trick your PC into thinking you're using a controller but in reality you're still using a mouse and keyboard
Sup
The alpha test had "aim magnetism" for MNK which was overpowered and they removed it after negative feedback
Crushing peoples dreams over here buemew
BINGUS, TITAN, DESTROYER OF WORLDS, DEVOURER OF WORMS. 🐛 
dark souls music intensifies
hits bingus with broad sword
YOU DIED
HEALTH BAR LOOKS THE SAME
Nah that’s a reload
Just checking but is marathon having play tests on ps5 yet?
Yes
And no
Playtesting has been done on the PS5, if that's what you're asking
PS5 is short for PlayStation 5 in case you were wondering
damn thanks for the clarification
Ah okay so tests are done and only closed super secret testing is going on
Correct
Not really super secret. Just casually secret.
Not really a secret and more people dont care to look i guess
I've tried seeing if I got in, did not 😔
I haven't seen a single thing about leaked info, so I dunno. I guess because of the very limited tester numbers
Meanwhile Battlefield Labs has leaks left and right
Maybe it's not for us I guess. Kinda sad since I enjoyed the game a lot actually
Yeah I don't know their methodology to picking testers
Blackbird my queen, may I see her some day in the future again
Well If it’s closed to only a certain amount then no real point in looking, thanks for info tho bois
hey guys
Greetings
hays for horses pal
I’m gonna kill you’re books
Periodically check #marathon-news
im not books youre books
Knowledge
Drink a book
tai lopez?
No, chai latte.
never met the guy
You know what, Im looking forward to what they got cooking
You drinkin him though
Maybe it's the cope talking but I'll keep my eyes peeled for fall
The Rock is always cooking good stock.
That's a safe bet.
Not cope. Just watch.
🙏
Also I wanna be able to play Blackbird again, so fun
Seems a lot calmer in here that how it was before
Wait until the open beta.
Oh god
Wish blackbird had some decent movement tho
brandon 🫀
"50'000 Runners used to loot here, now it's a dire marsh"
I brought up the idea for a hover ability to some buds of mine, kinda like letting her jump into the air and hang for a moment with a cool down afterwards
Maybe I also miss being a warlock too lol
I was thinking something about tracking enemies gives you a speed boost. That or interogation.
I believe so lol
That's cool promotes aggressive plays
I like that, subtle but balanced
Yeah nice combo with the tracking into a rush towards the enemy
On console everytime blackbird let out a sonar pulse it would make your controller thump and until i noticed the sonar wave in the grass i was so confused.
Might have been a bug
Was that only if your own blackbird did it, I don’t play with vibrations on
Nah i think it was a detail and a cool one at that.
I was on pc
Nah it was others. Gave you a sense of being watched.
I took off a whole two weeks coming up here so I can really lock in and game for the Marathon launch. SUPER pumped to hop in and play with ya'll. Anyone got a group looking for another Runner to squad up with? Hit me up 💪 💪 💪
Like jurassic park ripples and t rexes
Damn, I might have to enable vibrations for this game then, any intel you can get is a bonus
What characters did y'all main?
Locus well rounded base kit and good movement.

I only tired him twice, I ain't much of a stealth guy
Wrong guy
OHHHHH SHIELD
Towards the end I tried 
I forgor
I think I should’ve tried locus more
I thought he was kinda weak tbh
I think I played him once, but looking back I like his movement and his abilities seem pretty good
Locus with heat reduction implants just made the game into titanfall
But I just had a hard time giving up all the valuable intel that comes with blackbird
Understandable but with solo que blackbird isn't really viable
Kinda wish they had a riot shield kinda thing with him, like make him slower and have a lil side arm
Yeah void was solid for solo
Tru u need buds of you want Blackbird to peak
I wouldn't mind being able to charge people with the shield.
Im interested in what Rook is like for solo queue
In the cinematic yeah.
I would love to play the medic
Kinda hope not the design kinda was mid
Woah now what am I missing here?
There’s supposed to be a scavenger, he’s been referred to as Rook
BINGUS THROWS UP
Same I love being medic
Revives revives revivess
U mean thief?
Wait TWO more classes?
Maybe, maybe seperate characters I’m not sure
There was also a medic besides thief?
Thief and medic as far as it's known
arent we supposed to raid bungies HQ for alpha codes, guys ???
Yeah there will be more classes
My prediction: medic is gonna be another baddie
jk
They got a hovertank and misriah doesn't need duos
Thief is the baddie so medic might be a another dude bro like void and locus
Maybe
Monka
That would make 3 for 3
I feel like I’m gonna have a tough time choosing a class when squaded unless medic is just so advantageous
I might find access to some Pfor gear
Blackbird would kill you for looking in her general direction.
I want to play this game so friggin badly. Kills me that I never got an invite
Somewhere in the Heavens...
Bro
MARATHON/TAU CETI IV/ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME GOD
Especially if they had blu shields
I need a code so bad rn...
I think Imma pass out from lack of alpha code.. serious
Everytime i see the word Marathon its either the M2 or MInfinite theme or Justice Heavy Metal
Waiting for an open beta isn't so bad. You can't even talk about what you see in this closed alpha test.
I have no games I want to play for the next 2 months, and more free time than I'll ever have again. I'll test this thing daily for free, give detailed feedback.
She would probably shoot you 19 times (you just said BOO)
Outside of the nda channels
bro basically me
Right. It's an extremely small cohort, which usually doesn't include your friends.
I’m just curious if they’re playing as the new characters now
NuCaloric
Sekiguchi Genetics
MIDA
CyberAcme
UESC
Traxus
Arachne🕷️
You could probably find most of this information online.
I don’t know how to find out what they are doing in the tests rn lol
I just realized I haven’t listened to any of the original marathon games OST
crap
So good.
Just keep in mind that what those folks are doing is violating an NDA.
Where is
and 🕷️
Let me trade spots with them
CRAP I forgot about it my bad
Much better
The sponsor family is gathered 💗
And they talk about politics at thanksgiving
Guys where'd I put my wallet
Embed fail
Embed Fail, UESC? Send a giant BINGUS to this guy’s location
Found it
Watch out for the THIEF
(there is no thief emote so 🤷♂️)
I guess there’s only a couple days before the 30 day test starts, only a few more days that invites could go out
😤
UESC? Send an army of Blackbirds to his location rn 
I can’t wait to see if they are going to reveal something about Medic and Thief lol, I really want to see Thief’s voice lines
Loba vibes from Apex
Eewwwe
“Only the best for my friends” 💅
GROSS
WYDM
Apex..... 🤨
I used to really enjoy that game
How it has fallen 

FR LOL
“And this music is?”
sassy cocky voice tone
Are the servers down at the moment?
"You'll have a tough time finding a buyer."

I think they start up at 2 pst
Ight thanks bro
“Good, it’s not for sale, give it to me” 
---ZIIIP!!---
RUNS, DODGES BULLETS, AURA FARMS THEN HIDES IN A BUSH
🏃♀️ 🏃♀️ 🏃♂️
turns off cloak, aims with the sniper rifle
🦻 👈 
I'm proud of this community. We're playing Marathon in chat.
puts the finger away from the trigger
🦻 🎧 👈 "hm hm hm hmhmhm-"
Gets spotted by Glitch “‼️‼️‼️”
👄
gulp

“Shit” the chase begins
🏃♂️ 🏃♀️ 🏃♂️➡️ 🏃♀️➡️ 🏃♂️➡️ 🏃♂️ 🏃♀️ 🏃♀️➡️ 🤸♂️ 🤸♀️ 🤸♂️ 🤸♀️
🏭 🏃♀️➡️

🤖‼️ 🔫 
💥
🩸
🔫 ⬛
thief shoots void
🥷

Community Pizza fire GIF
🔵 ➡️ 🚨
📣 🐟
I need a code so fucking bad its not even funny :
https://www.reddit.com/r/Marathon/comments/1na6e5n/another_screenshot_edit_marathon_at_night_would/
🗣️ 
I’m so ready for another play test 😫
patience will prevail
I want to play this game so badly man 😭
It would be awesome if marathon had space battles
and a farming sim
Dibs on the tick milking plant
🥛 🏪
It would be even more awesome if in those space battles we have the chance to invade the pfhor ship.
Pst
It’s not 2pm yet
2 more hours
what are you talking about
you all need to chill, the vocal majority of this channel are people without codes
Goodluck to all with codes wish you great fun today 🙂
Come on mane, don be like that
Why not my friend ? People who have got in deserve to have a good time? Would say the same to you if you got in as well
Plus we want it to do well so it continues to be better overall.
You are under NDA you cant speak/write about the playtest at all, write in the appropriate playtest channels
I dont wanna be reminded I'm not playing the game while others are
My guy this is a public chat and just because you dont want to hear it doesn't mean I cant say it.
That’s not how it works lol
Saying what time it starts is public knowledge, nda only covers game specific stuff. Things we see as we play etc
Coming in and saying omg yall won't believe what I saw when I played last night it was ****** **** **** ******, that'd be under nda. But simply answering a question about time, isn't. We are all here for the game, we will all eventually get to play together someday.
I sure do like running a company into the ground and embezzlement. I think I deserve another supercar
Is there a channel to talk about the playtest with other testers? I am in the playtest but don't see channel for that.
NDA chat after you select all channels
There’s supposed to be an NDA Chanel but a lot of people have been asking how they access it
someone is making fun of the game marathon
Appreciate it
Of course 
Yes
#Browse Channels I think that works
nope
Yeah im in as well but all I have is the nda announcement channel
@thin scarab leave!
this guy is a marathon hater, ban him
then there, click Browse Channels
I found it, click browse channels, scroll down til you find nda discussion and click the checkmark
Tyalls
Channels and roles***
All channels then scroll down to nda discussion
“Do you recognize this child?”
im in the playtest and i dont see the channel in channel and roles
you do not have the mcp role
Its a separate playtest from the alpha
"I dunno is that me. Hmmph."
🫴 🖼️
We have a troll in this chat
im in the third playtest
can we kick this troll out, he is clearly ragebaiting
hey bud how bout you calm down a bit why are you so mad?
your logic makes no sense, and you need to grow up
so mad? when ur bashing on what ppl like, or do you hear me saying shit about dbz?
Does dying do a memory wipe or something? He seemed shocked when he saw glitch had the same photo.
you can talk any shit you want about dbz sir i dont care
your behaviour is gonna get u kicked out
im on seagulls side because you are falling for the rage bait. Fight! Fight ! Fight!
fr though just.... don't respond? and he ceases to exist...
you literally are the one making a scene brother
you came replying back in this server so its on you
and again never said the game was bad
yet ur saying this game has stolen art
your literally tagging me crashing out lol
those are not mutually exclusive
no u cant be talking, from what u said, the majority dont agree
i dont care when there is evidence that you refuse to believe brother
quit crashing out
Anyway
one's an ass the other can't take the hint 🥱
the short film ends
anyway gl on codes and playtests y'all
✨ ⭐ 🌟
The animation on that was fire tbh, kinda reminded me of Secret Level
he dm'd me whining about the other guy lmao like what do you think im gonna do
ragebait successful
I mean it is what it is right 💀
Alberto Mieglo, the director of the marathon cinematic, worked on love death robots so it tracks. Wouldn't be surprised if Marathon got an actual secret level episode.
I would also love a sexret level episode
Has the playtest started ? ? ?
Is there a way, either from watcing streamers or some kind of giveaways, that I can get a chance to play the game ? ? ? ?
About 1 minute ago i think
Im crying internally
omg yall won't believe what I saw when I played last night it was ****** **** **** ******
i wanna be tracer
Omg me too and I saw *** ******* **** ******* *****
That would be insanely cool
Marathon is too cool of a universe, I wish it was more popular and I'm hoping this game will give it more recognition
I love how hollow the ending was
where do we get our playtest codes?? i’m in the private alpha channel since april and still nothing
You got an email recently?
nope still nothing, i know people have had that problem back in april and they never solved it, still got nothing
Were you a part of the initial alpha playtest?
I got added to the alpha channel during the first playtest but never got an email or code, which is a problem that’s reported in the feedback channel and they still haven’t solved it
Private Closed Alpha channel
Anyone know who to ping or where to go for help for it? Still not solved since the first playtest but it’s top problem in feedback channel
Gm
At this point I think it doesn't matter, this current playtesting isn't as "open" as the first one
Nice
There should be a toggle to show all channels in the personal settings for the server, that should fix your issue
Their problem is that they didn't get into any of the alphas, not that they can't see the alpha chat
They have the closed alpha playtest tag
Damn lol yall can’t even ping?
I read further back yeah my bad I don’t know about that brutha, there should be a “game codes” tag in the same section on the bungie website where you can redeem codes, if you don’t have that option then I don’t know what to tell ya
Anybody playing on Xbox wanna squad up?
If you were like me and left the server by mistake while cleaning out servers you don't visit that often, then you lose the tag. I've been playing since yesterday at 5pm EST but since I don't have the tag in this server anymore I can't access the NDA chat.
Not sure if it's a bungie.com linking situation or if I need to be reassigned the tag, I've just been vibing and taking down bugs in a word file for the survey
Valid
Damn lucky
on neeyths soul everyone will give me 20$ rn
someone took my 20
mhm yes u do, deep down ur like a fluffy bunny, romping thru a meadow, sniffing a flower 😊
grumpypoo neeyth is just a front, cuz u were tender b4 and got burnt, so now u act meanypoo so no1 can hurted u again 🫂
Holy shit
typo tbh
isnt that like 1/2 a ton
also his name is halfthor, so i bet a fullthor can deadlift an actual ton
This gave me a good chuckle
mod in chat hype!
They should give you alpha access for that
JOHN MARATHON
“IT’S MARATHONING TIME”
And then he marathoned the entire world of marathon
r u hallucinating me
I was a part of the closed alpha testing but i wasn't added to those channels here
Anything i can do to get included in this round of testing and those channels?
hello chat
What’s the word on this game bro I feel like it’s been radio silence, wasn’t it meant to come out this month?
Hi there! For the latest announcements on Marathon, please check out #marathon-news
Goooofy
No, that was never announced.
Ondansetron, onprancetron, ondonnetron, and onblitzetron
Haha get it?
Its a joke on the reindeer names and the generic term for an anti nausea pill
No theere is no way to fix it anymore
Seems to be my catchphrase these days
awawa
DUDE im gone for a little bit and the laughables are back
u weren't supposed to see this....
neethypoo misbehaving behind my back ugh
I'll wait 6....7 months if. IHave to
well OF course you were gone for 2 days I had to laughable ✌️😂
im sorry for leaving you bro bro siwa the depths you have fallen i didnt think was possible
"the depths" like season of the deep destiny 2.....
FISHING FISHING!!! EXOTIC EXOTIC!!! ULTRA RARAAAAREEE RESONANCEEE SUBCLASS.S....😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Wanna play Dogma
better not be no dragons
.... Let alone 2 of them...
type shit
netmarble or tencent
yuh
do u fw garena
no i live in a first world country
no this time they're online
what did he mean by this...
isnt garena the mobile game developer
They published yo league legends until 2023 have respect!!
Did you not know this
I do not commonly remember much mobile devs than I do studios that make console games
Ninja Kiwi is an OG
yeah but bloons sucks so...
Is this a dog noise?
ragebait !!
dude it's the most stupidest gameplay I've seen bro, like how could anyyyyyyone likeeee ittt 🙄🙄🙄
Did you hear about Resurgence
you play d2 all the time shut the helly up !
Anyone remember the flash game that was top down and you were a blocky guy kinda like og roblox and you killed blocky zombies? It was multiplayer
I'm just rage baiting you know I love any video games(not Bethesda doe!)
My older brother and I played it a lot on Y8 or Y9. Whatever that site was called.
y8 had slope that game was the shit
Boxhead?
yeahg
This
that
That game was so much fun
y8 is w
You're either a newgrounder or a y8'er...choose a side...
ws in the chat 😂
Is everything after 21 just nostalgia and desperation?
or miniclips
cool math gamer
Interestingly that's the age where u can drink #noticing
Brandon!!!.gif
I was only a Y8er after my parents banned me from newgrounds for mega man x Zero dress up game
That's so evil
Are Steam links allowed in here, I always forget
brandy do you fw cool math games
Tbf, I kept removing the clothes to look at his Ken doll sprite
I've sent steam links before I never got sniped
I think just as long it's not malicious links or self promo
Steamy links are but not links to the Steam storefront
Zar is mid
Aw man, you just messed up so bad right nyow.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/960090/Bloons_TD_6/ i made this game btw guys
Oh? Did they do playtesting
i am the ninja kiwi
this game might never come out yall
I am NOT clicking that
Aw man that's dope probably wouldn't buy it but that's always cool to see when a mobile ip gets something cool
its a virus link btw
can u make 7 after 6
oh my god did tabby actually get hacked lmao
yeah my pc exploded
It's a link to marathon
girl.
it makes your computer run away
Mobile IP?
I'm on my phone
is SAS not an mobile game
oh that's
I mean, maybe they ported it to mobile at some point
that's publicly sharing malware you can't do that tabescent
its a unit from rainbow six siege
+1 referencebles
pinkie prommy...
Is that the pony from my little pon
pon pon ninja fortnite
.....
neeyth i KNOW you were hittin the pon pon dont act like you dont fw it
did you know shaquille o'neal secretly fucks men
Thats what they say about me
more for everyone !!
like a lot of them
fuckin em on the court
shaq never ballin...
what
cuz he fuckin YEAHHHHH HE GETS IT what
ztratoz do you ball hard in that mfing paint
we all go hard in the mfing paint!!
WOCKA
Anyone with a fucked up gender who could just repeat the words, "Marathon announcement is a reason to keep going", on a voice call for a while?
I'm like a he slash him if that matters
not for long....
Why he do that? Thats murder.
I tried to tell them but they slashed them as well already :/...I hope they dont get her next ..
who slash who tho like
he
imma slash you with a sword !
gun
mirror
energy sword murder miners
WHAT DON'T CROSS EMOJI ME
I will become the lolcow of this server.
lol! That's a cow! 🐮✌️😂
My boyfriend wrote me a letter while in rehab saying he has been given direction from God and can't be with me, because it is unfair to me.
HOLY COW
d-does that mean...it's a lolcow...
wowhj...
no you wont we all fw you too much
I just got out of the hospital for a UTI + possibly have diabetes suddenly + at risk of kidney infection.
wub it's ok there's 4 of us vs one of him
sounds like its only up from here
Hey all, I’m wondering if anyone else had this issue. I am looking for my destination: tau ceti emblem. I checked my partner rewards on b.net and have it, but when I look in game it’s missing. Any advice?
I can't tell what's parody or real life anymore
I also weighed myself 6 days ago today at 295. Yesterday, I was 285. This morning I am 283.
Peak?
did you claim the drop on twitch first?
Restart ur game or it might be in the little special deliveries kiosk
or yeah in special deliveries I got mine there
Tag Dmg on twitter and say something super millennial coded and mention the colour yellow
that's highly specific
yellow chonker puppers !
somehow I don't wanna know what that entails
like the ocean!! 😂😂😂😂✌️✌️✌️✌️
He famously loves yellow and is very millennial online
r you millennial online ?
Yep, it’s claimed on my inventory
do you think he fucks with black and yellow by wiz khalifa
Check special delivers kiosk then
uhuh you know who it issssss......
then yeah go peep special deliveries or restart the game for it to show up
black n yella black n yella (you got it wrong bruh its uhuh you know what it is)
Hmm I checked kiosk and no luck rip
restart yo game
Probably in many ways. I was born 02 and on the internet before age 3. I started getting into forums and chat rooms by age 5. I'm at an awkward disconnect with people my own age online and those older than me online. My interests are often "So Retro"
if that doesn't work is the twitch linked to the wrong Bungie
Nope just the one
think that's bungie support territory if restart doesn't work either
SEE I KNEW IT SOMETHING IN ME FELT WRONG...
you should dry scoop creatine
Did you check your vungie rewards page?
Yep it’s there lol it’s everywhere but in game
Did you redeem it?
not the vungie rewards page...
why did you redeem it
Do not redeem !!!
Ma'am why did you redeem it
DO NOT REDEEM IT
DEATH. THE END OF ALL THINGS. BUT THE DREAM IS NOT OVER. MY DREAM.YOURS.NOW.RUN.
Yes because it shows up on the partner rewards page /:
death isnt the end for gamers we respawn 😎
you're not durandal you're goody 
Thanks guys I’ll have to try Bungie support
🥚xactly
My life is like a Mario, I be super on my bros . !!! (Don't forgot the dot)
There was this awesome Indian guy named Kevin at my old job. He was like 41 with a family and shit, but we vibed so hard. I think he pitied me.
egg neeyth reference
Lol
do you think he likes halo
I like halo
Tab, will your eyes close to me, too?
I think he liked you
get a ROOM oh my god
@room yo how can i get you
@room pull up
Probably by buying a house...
thats too many rooms
well your gonna need them
i just need one
pull up like...like mayday...we're about to hit the second tower
-1 laughable
<@&1306392707979018371>ypartnerof7years am i real without your Marathon(2026) to run?
@secondtower yo hes gonna hit you
@partner mornin 🤠
<@&1306392707979018371>ykidneys why the fuck would you stop working when I've been so much healthier instead of when I deserved it
who the hell is M
If im diabetic can I never have alcohol?
<@&1306392707979018371>ykidneys shoutout you for never giving up on me you will be rewarded with sodium
You probably drink enough water
i sure do
Dude I drink so much water.
good job !!
<@&1306392707979018371>ykidneys are sore help
Too much :<
preferably drink more soda maybe
hold it in then
<@&1306392707979018371>ykidneys why you sore
Me and Chris chan kinda look alike when I stare into the mirror
<@&1306392707979018371>ylegs shout out you without you i couldnt walk n shit thanks
@christinewestonchandler twinsies
<@&1306392707979018371>yheart yo thanks for making me get blood n shit bro
do you also have an appetite for rice and get really good at math when you look in the mirror as well
<@&1306392707979018371>yballs shout out you for being a good Snot song
I do like rice...
oh no...
does a shrimp usually fry it
neeyth fried rice
that's called egg fried rice I think
hes in on the joke its over now now its just real
Chicken and rice is so good
Now that I'm in on the joke I effectively killed it which means it won't return #winning
neeyths gonna call you a gymbro watch out
And I'm not too bad at math. It's usually the trig that gets me, though. Char a stupid orc who require tutorial to work with vector3
Okay Gymbro
chris chan is that you
thank you for not making me look dumb
Depression got me debating opening up /r9k/
wait what are you talking about- oh
what is that
Depression got me scrolling thru /b/ in a burger king lobby
Oh man i wish 😭
see the joke is I didn't know who chris chan was I only went off the surname
Depression got me eating a Rodeo Burger in the tub, barbecue sauce all on my big belly
hit the gym lil bro we getting shreddded in this mfer
you forgot "plz" FAKE!!!
can i get a please burger cheese
holy throwback what the fuck
holy fuck how do you unsee things
Depression got me meowing at the McDonald's cashier to get his signature gold sauce
I need to bulk up so I can hook up some BADDIES cringe intensifies
...........
its not cringe bruh it works cmonnnnnn
maaaybe
THAT’S MY LINE YOU…LITTLE….SEKGEN WORM 
it dont work...
Depression got me singing Sweet Caroline at the Zaxby's for a free side of slaw
of course you eat slaw
depression got me living life to cope with the pain
You ever had a Chipotle apple slaw?
do u call everything in a baking dish a casserole too HUH!!!
neeyths leg cassarole
actually casseroles goodasl I'm hating
never had one
it's just an assortment of shit
i dont wanna eat shit thats gross
Waiting on results to see if im diabetic, scrolling through the Baskin Robbins menu all forlorn
yo mouth full of it so I'm shocked
isn't br a whole scam
lock in on no sugar youll be full shredded within a month truss
nvm this feels kinda mean I don't mean it @icy rain
Neeyth I challenge you to a banana peel 1v1
Dude I've lost like 70 lb since Jan
do u want me to eat it or...slip on it?
his mouth full of it 🙂↔️
yooooo good shit what the helly
We throw it at each other until somebody slips, why would you even eat a banana peel? 💀
apparently it's good for u
I don't want to be shredded. I've been shredded, ive been obese, I've been moderate. I need to just be somewhat thin for once.
Makes sense, a lot of fiber
Well ive never been shredded shredded but at one point I had a decent amount of muscle and weighed like 170
like shredded cheese or
How are we feeling the playtest so far ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Why would anyone who's in it tell u
i usually feel things with my hands so probably with my hands
Cold, yet zen. Everything feels so detached, only in sharp pains do we remember truth.
Truth halo mission
me when i get stabbed and realize that halo reach is peak
imma feel you with my hands fr 👀
what the hellion
Cold? hella yikes
🤧 he used to feel me with his hands
all bark no bite
we need it to be fire
if we werent a continent apart id be on you like flies to shit bruh trust me
Im the joker baby
Those cavemen when they were in the dark:
you mean country 😭
same thing
it depends if you count Canada as north America or not
Let there be light.
true …
well Canada is in north America game servers so it's North America dang it!!
we should be our own contient itd be the best one
that way I can feel you gotcha gotcha
u not Australia brobro
not being in the test is so ass
australia is in oceania dummy
of course it's in the ocean it's an country!!!
-wags tail-
That means I made a good joke btw
what is this orange chat wtff
because we're the best faction
actually scraped
We're in halo!!!
we build worlds ™
nesp
May I? Stand unshaken, amidst, amidst a crash of worlds
dude, your faction literally got deleted
Enjoy the process
And this is like the 1 out the 3 good mida memebers
you are NOT arthur morgan buddy
idk wym
I ain’t no Arthur Morgan, I’m Sadie Sadler! >: D
we're still around lil bro were just not trademarked because we cannot be contained
so we build our own containment
we build worlds ™
type shit
shit
thanks Brandon I hope ur not silver irelia iv
😭
silver irelia iv 💔
Sekgen is the goat
nope but that would be higher than you
we make your worms you aint shit
say it again I missed it
Not my type but I understand
I’m sett 🤓
ahri better
we dont make shoes wdym
Is It Wrong to Pick Up Marathon in a Discord Server?
what does this mean
That sounds like some Japanese light novel
Its like that anime
My dad watches it, is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon
is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon I think (crazy name)
I’m confused
Something like that, its so bad
yeah i go outside so ive never heard of it
same here
I remember seeing it everywhere in 2018
an issue with the initial reveal of marathon was that it catered to streamers and content creators, is this correct?
I guess bro I don't know anymore
No, everything they said about me was a lie
Most game reveals work like that?
Wait bingus that was so funny why did u delete it
it wasnt funny to me
Borderlands have content creators a week extra to play it so....
What is, Marathon (2026) is all I've got at this point?
Exactly.
no bro that was funny as fucking SHIT
nuh uh
That is not correct. Let's go to the next player.
the jeopardy joke was pretty good
Content creators are the new marketing tool, hell food companies do it
does hell food come hot or do you gotta heat it up
It's just better for mass causal appeal cuz I mean if MY streamer likes it ..
I hired a content creator to hype me up.
there's this hells kitchen place I think we gotta go
I created content to hype me up.
I got higher to create content and now I'm very scared
aint that the place from daredevil
are u smarter than a 5th grader but it's are you smarter than a Bungie player thoughts on this?
what about bf6
No to both.
im among us
butane is amongus 📮
Are you smarter than a D2uber?
bf6 hype is its own beta in general, it was released in a time where ppl have cod fatigue
All they had to do to win was return to form, it was simple and a easy win
Their marketing is themselves
sus
📮
Are you smarter than Aztecross
depends if he's on the doomer cycle
hes more wise than smart lowkey
I get what u mean by that
great minds think alike type shit
Toilet Paper: Looks like I've got an AsstoCross
+1
Go on and give that post a YEAH!
miiverse.....💔
youverse
moo moo farms
anyone looking for a third?
room for one more 👀
😏
If I was a lolcow, I'd at least get some attention and possibly a few fanatics. As-is, I'm quite milquetoast.
why whenever a gaming news Twitter account always use the " 👀...new reveal??? In gamescom ?? GTA 6? Tes6 find out below...👀‼️👇"
you have too much potential to be a lolcow
I just lost my second, can you backfill?
what's a miiverse 😭😭
Can you leave me voice messages saying that holding on for a marathon announcement is valid
the lean frozen beef pattie for 2$ calling to me
ive had enough of this bit already
you're mean
I feel Borderlands 4 will disappoint, so Marathon is about all I have left at this point.
+1 laughable
u do not get to claim this skin
complete ur battle pass...
if it works why change, am i right???
no youre dead wrong
What if it's a good game and so is marathon and arc raiders and we all have fun and play all 3 and all communities have fun together and talk about how much we love our games
When I was 12 playing House of Wolves ToO on Ps3 all day, I dedicated my life to being a mediocre dork and thinking I was great because of Hype moments. I feel like that's what will become of me again.
how's development on arc raiders?
and yet you continue to gorge yourself with 2 dollar lean frozen beef patties
i dont know ask arc raiders
idk they released some soundscape trailer
Fart raiders
i dont do that i have class and self respect
are u saying you're gonna become great because of hype.moments and aura
This is the game youre defending btw
😈
🦾🛢🦾
🦿 💨 🦿
completely fair
og copypasta holy moly
Char (she/they) era
those who nose
Guys guys guys. Member when I was randy pitchford and spamming the server with my Golden Keys to annoy the people posting racist shit?
Wait you were randy ???
I was Randy Pitchford poster, yes
I miss image perms, I still have like 70+ pictures of Randy in my phone
You wouldn't know bingus.....just a lil marathon general chat thing...
i think money is
Good and it should be in my bank accounts
im a lil doggy woof woof wrufff
awesome!!! #grindr #sigmagrindset #money #cobratate
one of those # isn't like the others
clocks08 hop on sea of thieves
worst game oat
here are the top 5 phonk songs of the month
ewww sot
Thank u bradon
don’t tell Kelperson 🤫
He's barely here it's ok
you had fun when we played edont lie (that shit was so boring bruh)
RAGGHHH I WANT TO PLAY MARATHON ARC RAIDERS
no udont
hop on dst 😭
hell nah! (when i get better internet ill try it again)
What's dst
deep stone tript
don’t starve together
YUCK!!!
mean
Anyone want to read something stupid and sad and reeking of desperation?
I saw what u said bungis...
Anyone know anything about when or how to submit for the playtest?
you cant
what did he say 🤨
well according to bungie.net that's not true and this is the place to do it
It's outdated from April, they never updated it
if you were told from Bungie to sign up here, it was from April when they had a public alpha test, it's very much outdated
Y'all got soft enough toenails to peel with your hands?
Like...the entire...nail?
yeah like off?
Like the edge, as one does when trimming with clippers
yeah i can do that
is that not normal
Be honest, you ever chewed on one? I'm on a lot of meds rn and it looks so chewable, but I've never done it
yeah is that not normal
It's clean and everything
we're all gross freaks 💔
Well no, I don't think it is tbh. I've considered it, but don't think I will act on it.
dont chew on it its gross
yeah don't do that it's a bunch of gross material
Thanks for the input. I figured if it's soft enough to pull, it won't be sturdy enough to chew
Anyone else want to read my return to inceldom letter
we????
we pal youre in this too you play dont starve
bruhhhh dst is fyre
Wtf /r9k/ doesn't even have sad yearning anymore, its all just angry blackpill incels
what is r9k
What is dst
dont starve together
super awesome sauce game don’t listen to bingus
it is probably awesome sauce
brick rigs play that together @ bngus @ brandon
Is there going to be an new play test soon or nah
I am interested about the game but never really got the chance to play it.
Yes
yiss 😭
you're long
This guy is not Ninja
Game delayed, they're gonna announce the new release day this month (probably, they said sometime this fall)
Yeah I used to all the time
For all my nails
😰
yesp
This lady is not Ninja
How dare
Oh i am sorry little Miss Tyler Blevins
Isn't it weird how League has hero options of The Literal Embodiment of Death and you can fight against A Normal Guy with a Shotgun
feel like most games with some kinda mythical hierarchy rank gods lower than mythical or lovecraftian creatures tbh
kinda like roman and greek myth
Which is odd to me but I kinda get the appeal of having a God Eater
same lol
Wild name for this
hard light strikes again
you’re cooked my man
Deserved ban imo
league mentioned 😼
I used to be a bard main am I cool
you’re even cooler now that you mentioned bard
I also played Jhin, Kai'sa, and Mordekaiser but I feel like those are less cool
Idk I've been told my Dota mains make me a bad person
Wait are you seriously here for a destiny 2 ban
Wrong server bud
immediately left 😭
DID HE ACTUALLY
yeah 💀 💀 💀
nah those are pretty cool esp the first two
I was literally about to ping a dev saying “make sure this guy stays banned”
LOL
oh he got banned from the discord server for the thing he sent in the art chat
nooo it was funny 😭
did I miss comedy
yeah
you missed a guy who got banned for “using hard light”
Why is Agape so KILL SOMEONE IM KILLING SOMEONE GIVE ME A GOOD AGAPE ROLL
yk after he posted that I was pretty sure he got banned for other things lol
ANYWAY
butane hiiii
Butane how was your Hamburger
How was your Hamburger
Filled with estrogen
Where’s the cheese
All over
that's yummers
Butane I am going to put my dark void ball into the water supply
How does it affect frogs tho...
That seems like a not great idea but I won’t stop you.
Gay frogs
HOTDOG Raiders