🗣marathon-general-chat

[proven kernel]

I mean, we could start using slang… but…

[icy rain]

calc short for calculator, if anyones new to the stream im just using slang

[kindred vigil]

what's up everypony (slang)

[upper storm]

what's up everypony (derogatory)

[shy flame]

I love the little amongud

[proven kernel]

Oh god why

[shy flame]

The little guys :']

[sour cairn]

arfarffff

[icy rain]

amongud 📮

[kindred vigil]

⛔

[upper storm]

woof woof bark awoo barf arf arf

[icy rain]

barf 🥀

[gleaming bough]

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[upper storm]

dawg can this game please come out already im losing my fucking mind 🥀

[gleaming bough]

dawg can this game please come out already im losing my fucking mind 🥀

[icy rain]

dawg can this game please come out already im losing my fucking mind 🥀

[kindred vigil]

dawg can this game please come out already im losing my fucking mind 🥀

[crude bronze]

dawg can this game please come out already im losing my fucking mind 🥀

[upper storm]

type shit

[icy rain]

shit

[kindred vigil]

There's a LLM out there feeding it's ai algorithm with this chat

[sour cairn]

paws at u

[proven kernel]

Well worth

[edgy forge]

Because THE MESSAGE

[proven kernel]

The numbers mason?

[gleaming bough]

🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟

[icy rain]

The Message - Nas

[coarse gate]

if i got added to the closed alpha channel but never got an email about the play test was i even selected ?😭

[proven kernel]

There were some weird additions and people getting an email and being left out of the channel. Could have been that.

[edgy forge]

Music for children

[coarse gate]

damnnnn rip

[kindred vigil]

ragebait holy

[icy rain]

whattttt dude nas is the shit

[crude bronze]

back to give bad opinions i see

i can do it too look pizza is bad

[kindred vigil]

That's like me saying halo odst is the worst halo of all time

[edgy forge]

...for children he is

[icy rain]

@upper storm you gonna take that?

[icy rain]

yoda be like

[upper storm]

nah he said it was a bad opinion up front we gucci

[kindred vigil]

I boil da pasta without breaking it, you breaka the Italy heart by breaking it 🤌🤌🤌

[icy rain]

@upper storm ya breakin ya mothas heart

[edgy forge]

If you're still listening to the same music you did when you were 14, you may not have grown into a healthy adult

[icy rain]

what about avenged sevenfold

[kindred vigil]

one time I successfully rage baited an Italian woman by saying I break my pasta that was maybe the peak of my Internet life

[upper storm]

my mom always breaks the pasta lol

[crude bronze]

you sound like the type of dude to walk up to a girl in a bar wearing a nirvana shirt and saying "name three albums"

[edgy forge]

What about Power Rangers?

[icy rain]

i break my spagehtti when i boil it cause its too damn big

[icy rain]

its pretty awesome i think

[edgy forge]

I'd walk past you

[kindred vigil]

GO GO POWER RANGERS 🗣️

[icy rain]

what music do you like

[kindred vigil]

Mighty morphinnnnn raaaaanggggeerrrrs 🗣️🗣️

[upper storm]

the real italian pasta tech they don't want you to know about is draining it before it's done all the way and then putting it in the sauce pan to cook the rest of the way

[icy rain]

i know about it 🙂

[kindred vigil]

I do aswell

[junior sorrel]

save a little bit of the pasta water to finish cooking the pasta with the sauce as well, the starch helps the sauce cling to the noodles

[icy rain]

IM NOT ITALIAN DONT PUT THAT ON ME

[edgy forge]

Right now I'm listening to Jelly Roll Morton

[kindred vigil]

Fight my Rome battles

[crude bronze]

wow thats embarrasing

[tepid bane]

I understand this reference.

[icy rain]

sick i fw jazz

men in boxes have you heard of nujabes or uyama hiroto

[kindred vigil]

I like everything in life except things I don't like is that bad opinions

[upper storm]

this is also elite

[crude bronze]

listening to music more than 5 years old means you are stuck in the past
/un men in boxes
i love nujabes

[proven kernel]

What do you like?

[icy rain]

truth lisetn to osamason and new eminem

[hazy crescent]

Nujabes is bad because I’ve been listening to him since before 14 years old unfortunately

[kindred vigil]

why is that framed like I hate everything 💔

[icy rain]

dudeeee why would you say that now i cant listen to him anymore wtf 💔

[upper storm]

cus you do don't lie

[kindred vigil]

nuhuh I like things

[upper storm]

name 3 things you like

[proven kernel]

Long walks on the beach?

[gleaming bough]

Even the whale?

[kindred vigil]

well

[gleaming bough]

[icy rain]

he likes fortnite, classical music, and cod zombies

[kindred vigil]

1 of that is true

[proven kernel]

Classical music

[crude bronze]

zombii

[icy rain]

you have clasical music in your playlist you showed me bruh

[kindred vigil]

No but zombii by Ubisoft Lowkey goated games

[crude bronze]

he just did a zombies reference i was sure it was zombies

[gleaming bough]

Bro think he's rasputin warmind

[icy rain]

dude had like bach in there or some shit

[kindred vigil]

why r u exposing me

[icy rain]

dont be ashamed of who you are

[hazy crescent]

Some classical music goes hard

[kindred vigil]

u make it seem like I don't listen to new gen msuic

[crude bronze]

neeyth seems like a drainer

[icy rain]

yeah but classical music is much funnier than saying you like tupac

[kindred vigil]

What does that mean

[crude bronze]

big drain gang vibes from neeyth

[kindred vigil]

what's a drain gang

[shy flame]

Just spent 66 bucks on pizza hut

[kindred vigil]

Should've been 6...7 bucks

[cold ferry]

who rocking out to Piano Sonata No. 17 The Tempest 3rd Movement

[icy rain]

whgat you gotted

[empty heart]

Did you buy the whole restaurant?

[proven kernel]

I play Chopin for my grandmother on her piano.

[kindred vigil]

w skills

[hazy crescent]

ain’t no way they were sitting politely to that back in the day, they were definitely moshing

[proven kernel]

I suck at it

[icy rain]

butane you have too much aura knock it off

[shy flame]

Nashville hot chicken pizza, 8pc nashville hot boneless, 8pc garlic parm boneless, pesto Margherita medium, pepperoni medium, chicken Alfredo pasta, cheesy garlic sticks

[icy rain]

feast fit for a beast fr

[cold ferry]

theres legit pit riffs in classical

[empty heart]

If she complains about it, you can always claim it's just her bad hearing

[kindred vigil]

who fw with glasshousebakingcarria core

[cold ferry]

I bet the Can Can whipped crazy ass back in the day

[crude bronze]

"im a scientist muh i play piano for my gma muh i do cool stuff all the time muhhhh im butane"

[proven kernel]

She doesn’t, I just just way too critical of myself

[cold ferry]

rite of spring has a straight up hardcore riff in it

[icy rain]

type shit

[hazy crescent]

Chopin has drops in it

[cold ferry]

love me a nice chopin nocturne

[icy rain]

what about yung lean

[kindred vigil]

that guy fell off

[hazy crescent]

guy in the audience in a powdered wig was probably like “wait for it, wait for it sir” nudging the guy next to him

[cold ferry]

oh actually I think you mentioned back I mean toccata in fugue straight up one of the heaviest songs ever written no joke

[crude bronze]

nothing to fall off of

[cold ferry]

on an old timey PIPE ORGAN brother blow my wig clean off

[upper storm]

neeyth being a classical music head is a crazy lore drop but i fw it

[icy rain]

hes not its like 3 songs on a few hundred song long playlists lol

[kindred vigil]

truth

[cold ferry]

that part where its like BUHHH brlllllleeeee BUHHH BUHHH brlllleee goes too hard

[icy rain]

its the one thing that stuck in my mind because it was so bizzare

[kindred vigil]

but I haven't updated that since like what 1-2 years or sum

[proven kernel]

I wish I could play an old pipe organ…

They sound amazing

[cold ferry]

I would love to sit down in a cathedral and fart around on the old keys

insane instrument

[icy rain]

just pull up to a cathedral and ask they might let you

[proven kernel]

lol doubt.

[upper storm]

Lacrimosa goes hard

[crude bronze]

yeah they are mean about it

[kindred vigil]

Why are you doubting league of legends

[cold ferry]

"hey do you mind if I play Swirls (Marathon - 1994) on your pipe organ"

[crude bronze]

marathon?

[upper storm]

I would die that shit bangs 2 hard

[icy rain]

its worth a shot because the aura gain would be generationall

[proven kernel]

Super Mario World castle theme would be played.

[cold ferry]

Excuse me sir. I need to commandeer your Church's Pipe Organ. Yes I wrote the Famous Marathon 2 Fan Soundtrack. That's Right the one with Ex Cathedra. Yes up to 50 people have heard it. The famous Organ section I will be playing it here yes.

[kindred vigil]

I love my super recent console nes 1985

[icy rain]

i hate that thing

[gleaming bough]

I wonder if Neeyth can survive on the moon...

[kindred vigil]

Like the cod map

[icy rain]

lets find out

[kindred vigil]

or cyberpunk

[icy rain]

#sendneeythtothemoon

[gleaming bough]

How good are your lungs?

[kindred vigil]

very bad

[icy rain]

too many dang video games ruined your lungs!

[upper storm]

chopin op28 no15 so good they put it in risk of rain 2

[gleaming bough]

This is ok

[upper storm]

AND signalis

[icy rain]

ror 2 soundtrack is elite chris christodolou is sent from god to bless ou ears

[kindred vigil]

anyway edge runners was mid I can't believe I got psyoped to watch that

[icy rain]

kills you with guns and sticks and rocks and hammesr

[cold ferry]

edgerunners was better than the game

[kindred vigil]

I'm kidding I loved it a lot it's what made me wanna play the gam

[icy rain]

slow your roll partner

[gleaming bough]

Is this going to rage my bait? Tune in next time when I leave the fridge

[kindred vigil]

though Rebecca was annoying asl to me I'm ngl

[cold ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-see-you-later-thanks-gif-18769401

[upper storm]

first i get ragebaited by random crackheads and now neeyth is on my ass 🥀

[cold ferry]

sorry game I thought was really poorly written

[gleaming bough]

Today is a bad day

[kindred vigil]

Buddy was gonna writea paragraph

[cold ferry]

I liked the show a lot game was frustrating terrible at times

[icy rain]

guys who even cares listen to this rn please https://open.spotify.com/track/3oQqC98i1EhNRcXqIMoWQD?si=31d7c85fc9e3433d

[kindred vigil]

Would it surprise you I see singalis as a enjoyable game too

[kindred vigil]

I don't own Spotify can u like tell me the title so I can go on yt music

[icy rain]

Soul of Freedom Uyama Hiroto and Cise starr

[kindred vigil]

thbamsks

[upper storm]

im fw it so far

[kindred vigil]

I like it too

[icy rain]

yayyy

[kindred vigil]

w instrumentals

[icy rain]

uyama hiroto is goated

[hazy crescent]

https://youtu.be/94ZT5T8cV0k?si=cqA1KWTCDBn-hBxG

[kindred vigil]

ytp remix and it's not a Sparta remix DISLIKED!!!

[gleaming bough]

IM FREEE

[icy rain]

81summer uyama hiroto LISTEN TO IT

[kindred vigil]

That woman in the power ranger intro

[kindred vigil]

I'm not even done listening the song u sent brobro

[icy rain]

GRAB YOUR HARPOONS LAD WE SET SAIL NOWWW

[kindred vigil]

I'm really thinking about going out n getting kombucha just to put smth different in mymemory

[upper storm]

on this type shit rn

https://open.spotify.com/track/0RGtMGYaz9esrHsFiC8TJR?si=5ce19af167944bb5

for neeyth that's Seer by Witch

[icy rain]

sounds like black sabbath so far (just the guitar(

[hazy crescent]

you guys ever listen to shepard tones with beats https://youtu.be/OsBanpBQj0k?si=jpXBu98a3qW5frlT

[icy rain]

im NOT listening to something called audio illusion ill get mk ultraed and kill my family or some shit

[hazy crescent]

just do it bro, listen to it for 30 sec thats it... you wont become assimilated

[icy rain]

i dotn wanna be part of a hive mind 😭

[kindred vigil]

At first I thought this didn't sound good kinda sounded a lil generic lofi but midway this peaks

[icy rain]

dude ill glaze uyama hiroto till the day i PARISH (or until i get sick of him)

[cold ferry]

lol

[kindred vigil]

ok weeeb

[icy rain]

sez u

[kindred vigil]

what do u mean bro my PFP is a nature resort

[icy rain]

i know what youve done, i know what kinda man you are

[kindred vigil]

Wthelly 8 mins!!

[icy rain]

i stopped listening 4 mins in but it was alright

[kindred vigil]

I mean I really like.it

I'm a sucker for guitar

[upper storm]

hell yeah

[icy rain]

im not tbh im more of a drums guy

[upper storm]

lemme see what's the longest shit i got in my rotation rn

[icy rain]

dream theater 20 min long songs type shit

[kindred vigil]

I love guitar (all types) in music bru love their nosies

They're practically what cars are to car guys

[upper storm]

15 minute background music for planning a jewelry heist in the 70s

https://open.spotify.com/track/3JORo0UuJp17QF5A5EWwRX?si=17039a2891ef4d2b

Earthless - Acid Crusher

[icy rain]

20 mins and 15 mins fuck that

nope, we talking music in here rn but theres nothin new

[upper storm]

just listen for 1 minute and you'll get the vibe of the whole song

[icy rain]

gta heist setup stealth music

[kindred vigil]

Payday 2 lobby music

[upper storm]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[kindred vigil]

"alright folks, this is where the big bucks are at, we in and out, at noon, leave at dusk. You hear me toots?"

[icy rain]

toots?

[kindred vigil]

yeah that's the codename for his guy

[icy rain]

neeyth listen to sea of cloud nujabes (dragonfly you can too ig 🙄

its lowkey funky sneaking music

[kindred vigil]

I already fuck with this instrumental off 0:01 ✌️❤️‍🩹🌷

[crude bronze]

fucking hell i hate spotify

[icy rain]

poor people problems couldnt be me ✌️

[upper storm]

oh this shit groovy

[icy rain]

fr fr

next listen to counting stars by nujabes

[crude bronze]

i have both spotify and apple music rn its just

stupid idiot app doesn't open if you click links

[icy rain]

it does for me 🙂

[crude bronze]

ope you are signed out on web time to 10 factor authentication sign in

[icy rain]

💔

[upper storm]

10 factor authentication hittin a lil too real

[icy rain]

its not hittin me #2factorisforlosers

[kindred vigil]

This nujabes or however it's spelt guy is tuff I ended up just doing productive things autonomous without realizing the songs stopped playing and went to a different one

[icy rain]

hes the goat fr fr

[upper storm]

top 5 songs to have a mental breakdown to (Massive Attack - Angel)

https://open.spotify.com/track/7uv632EkfwYhXoqf8rhYrg?si=162073ac55524638

[crude bronze]

shame he died

[icy rain]

why is all your music heist music

bouta tranq dart a minimum wage security guard

[upper storm]

shit 2400 hours in payday 2 does to a mf ig

[kind fox]

Plagiarism will make me God

[upper storm]

yawn snore 😴 sleeping emoji

[tepid bane]

Is this Sam Fisher's playlist?

[upper storm]

lol

thay whole album is actually so gas dude

[tepid bane]

One of the sounds from this song is in Code Race.

[upper storm]

and funnily enough i actually do think that whole album has a very "spec ops team doing covert shit" vibe although maybe that's just cus i listened to it while playing a lot of cod back in 2022

[kindred vigil]

Bathouse splinter cell chaos theory ost fucks btw

[upper storm]

fr??

[tepid bane]

It's what toppling the government of a small country sounds like.

[upper storm]

Black Milk is the perfect soundtrack for that

[tepid bane]

You don't recognise the percussion sample at the beginning? It's nearly identical.

[upper storm]

lemme re listen real quick

[tepid bane]

Right at the end too.

That echoing percussion could be a direct sample if I didn't know any better.

[upper storm]

I think i hear what you're referring to but I don't think they're identical

similar but not a sample

[proud glade]

Among us

[icy rain]

clocks08 what music do you listen to

[proud glade]

Music

[icy rain]

oh shit me too

[tepid bane]

They're nearly identical, even the number echoes.

[upper storm]

hm. i might be deaf then

[kindred vigil]

Deaf the

[upper storm]

i do love that this is what everuone i have ever told to listen to this album has said

[cyan zenith]

Hello, I have a question how to sign up for a beta test or its over already?

[kindred vigil]

u can't sign up

[proven kernel]

Yep, can’t sign up anymore. You would have had to sign up for the original back in April to have a chance.

[obsidian plover]

#marathon-news

[craggy imp]

is this game even real?

[upper storm]

0 replies in 6 minutes bro fell off

[icy rain]

nobody gaf 🥀

[dusty oracle]

is this game playable yet

[icy rain]

NO

[velvet scarab]

How do I sign up to play?

[icy rain]

bruh

[upper storm]

im gonna crash out bro 🥀

[velvet scarab]

Nvm just realized u cant

[icy rain]

dont let em get to you you must monk max

[kindred vigil]

1 reply in 10 seconds I fell up

guess I fell off

[edgy forge]

What is the one improvement you want to see when Marathon is rerevealed this Fall?

[icy rain]

uhhh probably longer sightlines and no closed interiors

mr men in boxes, do you fuck with nujabes and or uyama hiroto

[kindred vigil]

Is ur pfp the Walmart smiley.guy

[edgy forge]

I'm not a weeb if that's what you're asking

[icy rain]

theyre just japanese they dont have anything to do with anime lol

[boreal panther]

wasnt it delayed indefinitely??? have they already made a re reveal date?

[icy rain]

they make jazz music

[edgy forge]

Announced to be rerevealed this fall with new release date. Likely to be released before March 2026

[dark shadow]

someone post pink cat

[dark shadow]

we’re so back

[boreal panther]

lmao cant wait for it to re reveal with another bunch of stolen art and jank mechanics

[icy rain]

its marath ON

[kindred vigil]

Payday 3 Walmart labubu raid mod

[icy rain]

neeyth what artist would you recommend for the people

[kindred vigil]

Van Gogh

[icy rain]

van goghs a loser

[edgy forge]

You'll be waiting a while on more stolen art lol

[kindred vigil]

laubu Dubai chocolate ready or not police raid about a failed sale on eBay mod

[icy rain]

im more of a the group of seven typa guy

neeyth do you fw the group of seven

[kindred vigil]

More of a mob of the dead type of guy

[icy rain]

that a zombies map im talking about artists, they do landscapes

[kindred vigil]

yeah I googled it they look cool

[icy rain]

pawesome

[kindred vigil]

to bad if u posted that rn it'd get called ai generated

[icy rain]

yeah shits tragic new patek

[spark vault]

Hey guys I heard that they are giving codes for a beta is it real?

Just saw it on a TikTok

[random dawn]

no

kinda wild just how much ppl are lying

[kindred vigil]

We're in the "information age" of humanity yet all we do is lie and ragebait 💔

[rich breach]

peace and love trust

[icy rain]

nickmercs before he says homophobic things:

[spark vault]

Nah nah I think it’s real

[kindred vigil]

+1 Laughable

[spark vault]

Can I send TikTok link?

[icy rain]

ITS NOT REAL DUDE YOURE IN THE DISCORD FOR THE GAME WE ARE TELLING YOU YOU CANT DO IT (mb caps)

[kindred vigil]

wow caps lock much

[spark vault]

Like you can go to research.bungie sign up and then (maybe) you will get an invite

[icy rain]

no you cant dont do that

[spark vault]

It’s real I just signed up

[icy rain]

dude... im telling you what ever you signed up to isnt real, hopefully you didnt give them any important info

[kindred vigil]

It leads to opt in to Bungie to email u for research

Even if you do that you still can't get in, they already selected their people

[icy rain]

oh i thought it was a survey, mb

[spark vault]

Oh…

[kindred vigil]

And you had to be in the original April play test in general to even get a chance to be invited

[icy rain]

news outlets spreading that 500$ was a def misplay

[random dawn]

its not even an uncommon practice and they misconstrued it so hard

[icy rain]

yeah they said it like they were actively hiring, i saw a post someone sent here that said bungie was getting desparate for people to play 💔

[random dawn]

on the contrary lol

[glass magnet]

bungus

[random dawn]

it seems that only a small subsect of the NDA group was even invited to the 30d, so def not offering money to play the game

its to incentivize consistency

[sinful loom]

I just looked at my email, after forgetting this existed, I had a closed 2 invite, and I literally just made the deadline for 3. Excited

Sad i missed out on 2, didnt know it was going on tbh

[sinful loom]

Untrue, they sent out emails that even send you to sign an nda

[edgy forge]

Who wants to talk about Marathons game design?

[rich breach]

we don’t rlly have much to talk about sense its back in dev

[edgy forge]

Talk about primary issues with the alpha!

[junior sorrel]

I don’t really think this is necessary anymore considering that the alpha is at least 6 months out of date compared to the current build…

But what would you like to talk about?

[edgy forge]

Necessary? No.

Interesting? Possibly.

[icy rain]

guys i think we should debate things that dont matter and in end will change nothing

[edgy forge]

I'm just curious what people think are potential issues that may or may not be fixable. I then like to compare the opinions of others with my own to form a deeper understanding

[junior sorrel]

Ngl I feel like most of the topics have been beaten to death by now, so I would say we just have to wait for their next announcement before we judge. They’ve had their heads down developing for months

[native timber]

Hi is it too late to sign up for the Marathon playtest?

[edgy forge]

Oh man, I feel like game design is a topic with such breadth and depth that we've not even scratched the surface. Such interesting perspectives

[icy rain]

yes

[native timber]

@icy rain will there be another one?

I'd like to participate

[icy rain]

no clue

[kindred vigil]

In the end ..it doesn't even matterrr....

[icy rain]

goat

[fervent walrus]

Probably but probably not until late fall or winter

[upper storm]

No One

[edgy forge]

You were one of the good ones dragonfly

[icy rain]

what

embed fail i saw that !!

men in boxes i believe you can cast away this hunger for debate and be a fun regular here

[rich breach]

we will get news of possible open betas in the update around fall

[native timber]

I'd love to playtest and do the $500 Gift Card if a spot opens up

Huge Bungie fan and long time gamer

[rich breach]

i think thats a giveaway

[proud glade]

It’s not a giveaway

[rich breach]

what is it then

[proud glade]

You cannot play test it
It is a play test

[native timber]

It's compensation for the playtest

[junior sorrel]

lol if you look up his history in this server, it's full of these same exact debate points all the way back to April (esp comparing it to Arc Raiders)

[proud glade]

You cannot play test unless you were in the alpha

Even then it is still a chance

[icy rain]

damn, but ill never give up hope

[edgy forge]

I don't think so. Most of the other talk her is completely unappealing to me. Your only value to me in this context is for your shared interest in Marathon

[native timber]

Where do I sign up?

[proud glade]

You cannot sign up unless you were in the og alpha

[upper storm]

that's quitter talk hit me with your top 5 acid rock songs

[native timber]

But what if I keep asking and adding value to the community

[proud glade]

If you did play test, you would be automatically enrolled

[proud glade]

No

[kindred vigil]

Rock lobster

[icy rain]

dang, but you have such unique takes on music, i wanna hear more

[native timber]

Please?

[fervent walrus]

They'lle give you a little treat 😉

[proud glade]

I don’t work at the game

[edgy forge]

Music is the opiate of the masses. Designed to hypnotize the population

[kindred vigil]

motion in the ocean

[dense olive]

Hey folks, does anyone know if there will be another playtest soon we can sign up for?

[icy rain]

hmmm, can you elaborate, i feel it can be used to invigorate the population as well

[fervent walrus]

Atm no

[kindred vigil]

wthelly hypnotism...

[icy rain]

also Hypnotize - System of a Down reference

good ass album but also a good song

[edgy forge]

If everyone destroyed their music players, their overall lives would be substantially improved. It's a tool for mass formation psychosis fed to us by the elite

[icy rain]

what makes you think this?

[kindred vigil]

yet games ain't?

[edgy forge]

Wouldn't you rather talk Marathon Alpha issues?

[icy rain]

music has been a tool for invigoration for thousands and thousands of years

[kindred vigil]

Even crickets sing

[icy rain]

not really, youre talking some shit that sounds crazy interesting

[sour cairn]

guys tomorrow is tuesday do u know what that means

[kindred vigil]

the earth blows up

[icy rain]

TACO TUESDAYYYYY 🌮 🌮 🌮 🌮 🌮

[edgy forge]

I am.as deep as a puddle

[barren quail]

what does it mean

[icy rain]

hmmmm, i dont buy it

[sour cairn]

it means that the next day is wednesday do u know what wednesday means

[proven kernel]

I know what’s coming…

Yep

[icy rain]

whats wednesday....

[kindred vigil]

what does Wednesday mean #nervous

[sour cairn]

idk

[icy rain]

does it have something to do with camels

[sour cairn]

no i dont smoke

[icy rain]

why not

[proven kernel]

It’s gross

[sour cairn]

estrogen+asthma

[icy rain]

boringggggggggg

[sour cairn]

also i just dont have a taste for it i have no interest

[kindred vigil]

Smoking is for chumps!!

[icy rain]

smoking makes you cool bruh you ever seen like cowboys

the tobacco calls (sponsered by marlboro)

[upper storm]

it means my fuckin rogue trader entourage and voidsmen is getting here tomorrow

[sour cairn]

big

[kindred vigil]

is rouge trader like that GameCube star wars game

[icy rain]

im gonna porch pirate that shit

[upper storm]

😭

[icy rain]

it means MY fuckin rogue trader entourage and voidsmen are getting here tomorrow

[upper storm]

i have straight bullshit in my fridge dawg i should have gone grocery shopping today

[icy rain]

this dude just made a reddit tier communism joke are we deadass

[kindred vigil]

that's why I deleted it

[sour cairn]

who

[icy rain]

i wont say

[sour cairn]

what was it neeythypoo

[kindred vigil]

the British joke was right there!!

[icy rain]

perchance

[upper storm]

innit

[icy rain]

guys i think the british are overhated lowkey

[kindred vigil]

they are but it's funny to rage bait them

[upper storm]

british food is overhated fr

[kindred vigil]

let's relax a lil

[icy rain]

NEEYTH AGREES QUICK ATTACK HIM

[upper storm]

like have you ever actually had shepards pie shit is straight fire

[icy rain]

shepards pie 🤤

[kindred vigil]

1 good grape doesn't stop the wine from being bad

[upper storm]

they also got dessert locked down

[icy rain]

this is the second time bruhhh

[kindred vigil]

Apple = wine it's true

[icy rain]

WINE ISNT MADE WITH APPLE !!

[upper storm]

fish and chips is like a perfect food

[kindred vigil]

ok I'll ask Tim cook if that's true

[icy rain]

hes not even here anymore 💔

[kindred vigil]

ggs everyone's dead

[icy rain]

rip tim apple

[upper storm]

i forgot we lost tim apple 💔

bonkers and big charlie still kicking in kelpcord

[kindred vigil]

who

[icy rain]

same with dink (or so ive been told)

[upper storm]

bahonkadonkers and huge charles

[kindred vigil]

ohhh

[sour cairn]

arf

[icy rain]

thegoofyrussian (those who know)

[kindred vigil]

Those who are aware

[upper storm]

im makin mafaldine

[icy rain]

what is that

this looks like some bs

[kindred vigil]

I'm noticing none of u cook anything basic

[sour cairn]

i miss my wife

[icy rain]

what is considered basic?

[upper storm]

it's like you took a sheet of lasagne and and sliced it up into ribbons an inch wide so it 's like a big fuckin spaghetti

[kindred vigil]

LMAOOO

[quartz abyss]

eww

[icy rain]

just what i wanted wide spaghetti

[upper storm]

but it's wavy

[icy rain]

wavecheck

[quartz abyss]

those who knw

[kindred vigil]

I think everyone noses

[icy rain]

🤫

yknow whos not kicking in kelpcord

a lot of people

[upper storm]

u and neeyth for some reason 🥀

[kindred vigil]

i was there in the beginning I just left

[icy rain]

neeyth left cause he hates us

[upper storm]

don't you guys want pics of my egg sandwiches and warhammer minis

[kindred vigil]

I only want 1 of those things

[upper storm]

ok fair deal

[icy rain]

what is in your cup dude is it choccy milk

every pic i see i think its choccy milk but no gway

[upper storm]

wait bungus are you in kelpcord and im tweaking

[sour cairn]

me

[icy rain]

yeah shes not too

[upper storm]

it's coffee lol

[sour cairn]

^w^

[upper storm]

it's chill u should join

[icy rain]

she was in but left

[upper storm]

💔

[kindred vigil]

those who are nosing

[icy rain]

just like neeythypoo

[icy rain]

not dragonfly apparently

[kindred vigil]

Buddy's LOST 😂✌️

[sour cairn]

someone made a really weird comment abt a certain fascist dictator so i left

[upper storm]

that's valid

[icy rain]

there are certainly some odd chaps in there

[kindred vigil]

yeah that's discord private servers for u bound to happen

[quartz abyss]

EWWW

[sour cairn]

not mine

[upper storm]

yeah that's just weird ppl in general lol

public discords you just get an ever changing rotation of new weirdos and trolls

[kindred vigil]

yeah like here !!

MY video game is clearly better than this SLOP 😂✌️

[upper storm]

great pewdini wya 🥀

[proven hazel]

⌛ anyyyyydayyy noowwwww...

[sour cairn]

i love microwaved food

potatoes, popcorn, leftover pizza, grapes

[upper storm]

keeping it real i got a microwave for the first time in my life a couple months ago and this thing is basically magic to me

[kindred vigil]

how have u not had a microwave ever

[upper storm]

culinary italian mom who cooked every day and hated microwaves

we bought a house with a microwave over the stove and she ripped it out and we have a hole in the wall over the stove for 8 years

[icy rain]

microwave goated fr top 5 invention ever

beast mode tbh

[upper storm]

being able to quickly soften or melt butter is really nice i use that for toast a lot

[sour cairn]

all the hormones have dissolved in my bloodstream i feel like a ghoul rn

[kindred vigil]

Trinity ghoul destiny 2

[upper storm]

remind me to never buy unpeeled garlic ever again this shit way better

[icy rain]

but it feels cool to peel garlic you feel like a chef

[kindred vigil]

I'm such a chef they nicknamed me boyardee

[upper storm]

chefs don't peel garlic they aint got time for that shit

[icy rain]

you know what i mean

[sour cairn]

dragonfly i cant get a proper read on you

[icy rain]

it feels cool to crack it and peel it you gain aura

[upper storm]

source: i qlwas a chef for a bit before i was a paralegal

[kindred vigil]

qlwas

[sour cairn]

are you normal or cis

[icy rain]

worse, hes italian

[upper storm]

questions that go hard. anyway im cis 🥀 sorry

[sour cairn]

you know a lil too much abt the trans experience....

[upper storm]

i hang out with a lot of queer people rn and used to watch a lot of contrapoints

[sour cairn]

whats a contrapoints

[upper storm]

trans leftist theory youtuber with crazy good production

[kindred vigil]

👀‼️

[icy rain]

metal gear solid enemies when im detected

[kindred vigil]

how did u manage to pick up on my joke

[icy rain]

we are one in the same

[obsidian plover]

metal gear solid enemies when im detected

[sour cairn]

oh wait i rember that name from smth abt a really really bad take on the main issue rn

[obsidian plover]

Isn’t bingus your ebf?

[kindred vigil]

No

[sour cairn]

i didnt look too much into it, youtuber/streamer personalities have never been for me

[icy rain]

💔

[obsidian plover]

True

Except kingcobrajfs

[kindred vigil]

I have YouTube and twitch so I think I'm an YouTuber personality now

[upper storm]

Yeah I think I heard about that recently. disappointing but she's put out a lot of good content in the past

her twilight video unironically kinda broke my mind

[obsidian plover]

“Run and gun with neenee
Volume 37”

[kindred vigil]

what would that even be about

[icy rain]

id support your journey to becoming a big youtuber

[sour cairn]

except jerma and vinny vinesauce my special blorbos

[kindred vigil]

Vinny vine sauce is awesome

[obsidian plover]

Nah it’s only KingCobraJfs

[icy rain]

isnt that guy dead

[gleaming bough]

🐟

[upper storm]

never watched vinny but I like jabroni mike

ofc i do ffs

[kindred vigil]

Yeah

[obsidian plover]

Yeah he just died about a week ago

My uncle died this morning

[icy rain]

rip ur uncle

[obsidian plover]

My friends cat died 2 days ago

[sour cairn]

ffs?

[icy rain]

rip ur friends cat

[upper storm]

shit dude sorry to hear that

[upper storm]

for fucks sake

it just hit me im italian so of course i like jabroni mike

[obsidian plover]

Appreciate it

He’s had a very long and terrible road to travel since 2020…. In some ways, it’s better now.

[grizzled summit]

Death, the end of all things

[icy rain]

except for gamers cause we respawn 😎

[sour cairn]

ffs surgery joke

[kindred vigil]

entertainment

[obsidian plover]

Well not all

[upper storm]

oh lol

[obsidian plover]

Respawning in “5.”

[quartz abyss]

vinniehacker

[kindred vigil]

no

[icy rain]

that guy is evil

[obsidian plover]

Eeeebil

[kindred vigil]

almost 2 weeks without wifi this is .....evil

[obsidian plover]

I’m full of spam burgers and Doritos send help

[icy rain]

drink water

[kindred vigil]

Sodium of hell

[obsidian plover]

I’m drinking cold brew coffee

Does that matter?

[kindred vigil]

eats a ton of sodium drinks straight up caffeine ggs

[icy rain]

dude youre gonna greet KingCobraJfs in a second wtf

[obsidian plover]

I had a double espresso first

[kindred vigil]

what r u doing bru

[obsidian plover]

THEN LET MY SENDOFF BE A RIGHTEOUS FOOD COMBO, TOOBZ.

[icy rain]

idk what that means but aura

[kindred vigil]

can we talk like 2000s forums

[icy rain]

i dont wanna be called slurs

[kindred vigil]

not that level of 2000s

[sour cairn]

i do sometimes

[icy rain]

me too but not by strangers on the internet

[obsidian plover]

Less than theee. Omg! Love computer fantasy. Meet me here, On IRC!

L o l o l!

[kindred vigil]

I can't tell what era is more brainrot

[sour cairn]

yeahg

[upper storm]

no cus we can't have a lil mouseover thing in our text that explains our 400 little acronyms and slang terms

[kindred vigil]

I do. Tsch....you kids would t survive mw2 halo 3 lobbies...pshhh... 😏😏....gaming with da Boyz at 3am screaming into our mics as we crack a mountain dew....man good era of gaming for sure.

[icy rain]

i got called a squeaker back then 🙁

[obsidian plover]

Cod lobbies were the shitholes fr

[kindred vigil]

I had to delete that before someone who thinks like that comes in

[obsidian plover]

Hahahahahhahaa

Squeaker

[icy rain]

dude!!!!

[sour cairn]

arent you like 18

[kindred vigil]

me too I cried once cuz I got immediately booted on a siege party for talking

[obsidian plover]

Lmaoooo you were a squeaker!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[upper storm]

"you wouldn't survive a mw2 lobby" is crazy cus i was literally in mw2 lobbies as a teenager and all the way back then i had the fucking common sense to turn off vc

[icy rain]

i cried because i got my inventory scammed on fortnite save the world

[kindred vigil]

I'm 19 I'm just making fun of those kinda ppl

[kindred vigil]

LMAOOOO

[obsidian plover]

Booooo

You missed out

[icy rain]

FUCK YOU DUDE I HAD A GRAVEDIGGER

[kindred vigil]

oh damn mb cry is justified

[obsidian plover]

Real squeaker energy

[icy rain]

<@&1306392707979018371>ods yo this guys harrasing me can you kill him please

[obsidian plover]

Squeaker activity

[kindred vigil]

I can't believe I used to talk so much on siege vc and legit only got bullied once

[proud glade]

14

[icy rain]

im not a sqeaker anymore 😭

[obsidian plover]

You never stopped being a squeaker

[kindred vigil]

just a ftw I was the "good job guys don't worry about losing I had a good match with you guys have a good day" type of guy btw

[icy rain]

after i got called a squaker in old cods i stuck to party chat with irls and rarely online friends

[icy rain]

i always tell those people to stfu back then

[kindred vigil]

I'm surprised I didn't get told to stfu on siege for that kinda behavior

[sour cairn]

awawa

[proud glade]

Rainbow is six

[obsidian plover]

Choke on your controller, squeaker

[icy rain]

DUDE

[obsidian plover]

TMDWU

[icy rain]

what is that

[proud glade]

[obsidian plover]

That’s Most Definitely What’s Up

[kindred vigil]

"<3" is my mw2 clan tag is that tuff

[proud glade]

Bingus do you even know what an IM is

[upper storm]

my experience with vc back in the 360 days was that most people weren't really talking much anyway. best case scenarios is some mid 2000s gamer banter and worse case is a dude blaring skrillex over the mic and calling you 6 variations of the n word

averaged out to just turn off vc for me

[obsidian plover]

Did you also have an emo AIM away message at the same time?

[kindred vigil]

a what?

[icy rain]

no...

[obsidian plover]

Gamer word siege

[proud glade]

My d2 clan tag is BNGS for Bingus

[sour cairn]

i do one weekly

[kindred vigil]

I'm not in a clan for D2 #lonewolf

[icy rain]

oh shit das me

[proud glade]

#youngwolf

[kindred vigil]

my last clan I was in back in June 2025 was....weird asl so I just

backed off

[upper storm]

fuck it im putting DUMMY garlic in this sauce

[proud glade]

Was it the role playing one

[obsidian plover]

Trillian with your ICQ, AIM, Yahoo, and MSN Messenger accounts all tied in.

[kindred vigil]

I got my microcosm tho so 😂✌️

[icy rain]

DONT DO IT

[kindred vigil]

no

[obsidian plover]

Squeaker vibes

[proud glade]

Thing slaps in PVP

[kindred vigil]

@25+year olds what does this mean

[upper storm]

feels absolutely wild im almost 8 years older than neeyth

[quartz abyss]

ew

[kindred vigil]

that's crazy

[icy rain]

27 years older than orzi

[obsidian plover]

That’s crazy

[proud glade]

You’re 22?

[kindred vigil]

28 boy

[upper storm]

i wish 🥀

[icy rain]

neeyth is 14 bit in the big 25 were still here

[proud glade]

Neeyth you’re 14

[obsidian plover]

Better not be lying again, BOY

[kindred vigil]

can we please not do the 14 bit again I'm Lowkey kinda /srs 😱😱😱‼️‼️

[icy rain]

UGH fine

[proud glade]

I’m googling your mothers maiden name

[kindred vigil]

isn't that a elden ring word

[upper storm]

real shit you said you're 19 right

[obsidian plover]

Someone’s going to report you lol

[kindred vigil]

yes I'm 19

[upper storm]

i'm 26 and a half that's almost 8 right

[kindred vigil]

yeah

[icy rain]

there was a 13 year old in here with a boy kisser pfp

[proud glade]

Can’t report him unless we call him <13

[obsidian plover]

No no no no no no no

[kindred vigil]

what 😭????

[icy rain]

im dead ass its stuck in my mind permanently

[obsidian plover]

Noooooo no no no no not

[proud glade]

What in the hell

[kindred vigil]

meh nothing is worse than the
"Incident" Jesus christ

[obsidian plover]

Stop this shit this instant

[upper storm]

what was the incident

[icy rain]

i was traumatized that why i remember it

[proud glade]

I don’t remember what that is but I don’t want to

[kindred vigil]

I can't even say what it was

[icy rain]

neeyth youre bsing arent you

[kindred vigil]

no I'm dead as

[obsidian plover]

Bruh don’t creep profiles and you won’t get traumatized

[icy rain]

dm then fella

[obsidian plover]

It wasn’t as bad as that

[icy rain]

it was like the first thing in the bio

[kindred vigil]

THAT thing from THAT time....

[obsidian plover]

brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[upper storm]

this is how destiny is written right

[kindred vigil]

yeah pre witch queen

[obsidian plover]

The stuff saves the things

[icy rain]

the person was arguing with me over marathon i think or something and i looked at their profile

[kindred vigil]

that's also how the entirety of one piece post time skip for 10+ years is written

[obsidian plover]

Degen activity

[kindred vigil]

THAT.....man from THAT thing from THAT era...from THAT time ..

[proud glade]

GLORP IN BIO

[icy rain]

i know like why would someone read one piece

[obsidian plover]

Glomp in DMs

[obsidian plover]

Real

[kindred vigil]

I don't read one piece I just play it and watch YouTube videos it's too long for me to consistently watch it #notsorry

[proud glade]

If you read one piece you are reading one piece

[kindred vigil]

I'll wait when the remake that shortens it comes out

[icy rain]

hes here

[obsidian plover]

I’m not reading one piece

[upper storm]

neeyth im still waitin on those other 2 things you like

[icy rain]

guys hes not here anymore

[kindred vigil]

Sonic and Micheal Jackson

[obsidian plover]

Who

[icy rain]

wait do you not like fortnite

[kindred vigil]

I like uhh Undertale.
.that's based right...

[proud glade]

I like deltarune
LONG

[obsidian plover]

Are you one of those Sonic bros??

[kindred vigil]

I do I just don't wanna say that in front of alot of people

[icy rain]

ill say it I LIKE FORTNITE ITS A GOOD GAME

[kindred vigil]

Yes I'm a sonic fan, I'm cringe, i get mad over quills, I'm autistic, whatever u got in the chamber go ahead bro bro 😂✌️

[obsidian plover]

Real squeaker moves

[proud glade]

Very true

[quartz abyss]

nar

[icy rain]

neeyth youre like a beaten dog you flinch up as soon as someone gets close bruh chillll

[proud glade]

We summoned her

[kindred vigil]

Everytime I mention I like sonic I always get "checks out"

[icy rain]

welllllll i mean it does

[obsidian plover]

Daaaaaaaamn

[kindred vigil]

ITS HARD TO BE A FAN OF SONIC OUT HERE!!!

[sour cairn]

me fr

[icy rain]

well thats not good to hear hopefully you work past that

[upper storm]

you're the type of furry that other furries dont wanna associate with

[proud glade]

I second this

[kindred vigil]

???

[obsidian plover]

Neenee is unfurry bruh

[icy rain]

ill associate with neeyht

[kindred vigil]

y'all doing a lil to much

[proven kernel]

Wait… neeyth is a furry?

[kindred vigil]

no‼️‼️‼️????

[upper storm]

hey you asked what i had in the chamber

[icy rain]

neeyth is whatever we make him

[obsidian plover]

Butane is a furry???

[proven kernel]

O ok

[kindred vigil]

ok fair enough I'll accept the bullet

[obsidian plover]

That’s your e hubby so whatever

[proven kernel]

Just part cat.

[icy rain]

mrrowwww

[obsidian plover]

Slay.

[sour cairn]

flinching whenever my girlfriend raises her hand is part of my charm

[obsidian plover]

💀

[kindred vigil]

Wait I like monster hunter too

[obsidian plover]

Monster rancher tho?

[proud glade]

I’m a furry

[kindred vigil]

I'm not in my pokemon phase no more

[obsidian plover]

Nooooooooooo.

[proven kernel]

You’ll get back into it.

[obsidian plover]

Wait, people exit Pokemon phase without death?

[edgy forge]

I will tell you two things I liked about the Marathon Alpha that I believe is being underapprecated by the masses...

1. Build crafting potential. The Extraction genre is plagued by vertical power progress. It focuses mostly on getting better DPS and better HP (armor). Marathon appears to be exploring more horizontal progression.

2. Season wipes. 3 month season wipes are king.

[kindred vigil]

I was like hyper fixated on it for 1 month and now I'm over it

[icy rain]

wait fr?

[obsidian plover]

Nah this is a broken sentiment

[obsidian plover]

R u?!?!

[icy rain]

i mean im not against it but i dont think so

[obsidian plover]

“Catch these paws”

[kindred vigil]

that's tuff tho

[icy rain]

the suits seem like theyd get gross tho so ill pass

[obsidian plover]

File that under “it’s complicated”

[icy rain]

r u a furry

[kindred vigil]

He might be a lot of things

[obsidian plover]

I might be a lot of things

[icy rain]

such is life

[obsidian plover]

Life is such

[kindred vigil]

c'st la ve or something

[obsidian plover]

Cest la sometime

[kindred vigil]

Has anyone ever played battle for los Angeles the video game

[icy rain]

ive heard of battle for los angeles the Rage against the machine album

[obsidian plover]

Yes

[kindred vigil]

What about siege new Vegas

[proud glade]

How did you not notice

[icy rain]

rainbow six vegas 2

[obsidian plover]

This is sarcasm.

[kindred vigil]

What about section 8: prejudice

mb that might be niche games

[icy rain]

i played section 8 as a kid

[obsidian plover]

I’m trying to get on psvr2 but my controllers need charged

[kindred vigil]

did u seriously pay 800$ for that

[icy rain]

i didnt know there was a second section 8 game

[obsidian plover]

Trying To go ham and get brain tied by doing barrel rolls in no mans sky

[icy rain]

no mans sky vr is neat

[kindred vigil]

What about dust 514

[icy rain]

yall fw lost planet?

[kindred vigil]

YES

Monster hunter but w guns is tuff

[icy rain]

thats another game i played as a kid that i hardly remember

[kindred vigil]

games used to have cool ideas ugh

[obsidian plover]

Yeah. It wasn’t 800
But it’s amazing implementation of vr and I can use it on the puter too, but hardly do that.

Haven’t jumped in since I got the ps5 pro, so it’s now time.

[icy rain]

section 8 was just if spartans were like odsts if i remember, dropping out of ships was in the starting cutscene i think

[obsidian plover]

It was killed too soon

[obsidian plover]

PAL world

[icy rain]

palworld was fun while it lasted

[kindred vigil]

What about Fuse by ea

[obsidian plover]

They just rolled the terraria crossover

It’s nutttty

[icy rain]

i think ive heard of it

[obsidian plover]

Didn’t roll that one

[small rain]

How do we sign up for playtest?

[icy rain]

you cant

[obsidian plover]

#marathon-news

[kindred vigil]

just realized most my childhood is fps games 💔

[small rain]

Thank you

[kindred vigil]

no wonder I hate everything else

[random dawn]

mine was rts

[kindred vigil]

NERD!!!!!!!!!!

[icy rain]

mine was bascially wow and fps games

[kindred vigil]

only rts I liked was halo wars 2

[icy rain]

oh and roblox and trove and minecraft

[random dawn]

couldnt get into WoW--but I did play wc3

[kindred vigil]

trove holy throwback

[icy rain]

trove holy FUCK that game was so heat, shadow hunter mains stand UP

any nitro farmers in the chat

[kindred vigil]

ew

we play knight up in here ✌️😂

[icy rain]

i only played it cause my buddy was dead set it was the best and lowkey it was

i played necromancer most of the time

[kindred vigil]

and candy barbarian

[obsidian plover]

Building.
Construction complete.
New construction options.

[kindred vigil]

I think that's vanguardian now

[obsidian plover]

Out of body experience

[icy rain]

vanguardians just came out when i quit

[kindred vigil]

I miss trove but it crashes all the time on series consoles they never optimized it

game prolly sucks now like every MMO that lasts for longer than 6 years

[icy rain]

i dont really miss it i got to the end game hardcore and just nitro farmed

[kindred vigil]

what's nitro

[icy rain]

what was like the moon tower or whatever i got to close to the end, also nitro was the best way to farm money i think

[kindred vigil]

we sound like WoW geeks 😂✌️

[obsidian plover]

A legal scam

[kindred vigil]

gaming circa 2025

[stable meteor]

Guys honest opinion. This game will ever come out?

[upper storm]

yes

[icy rain]

yeah

[obsidian plover]

Also a legal scam

Robin Williams did play tho

[kindred vigil]

yea

[obsidian plover]

Yes

[kindred vigil]

game can't be worse than space marine 2

[stable meteor]

I hope but there’s no news about it right ?

[obsidian plover]

Stay tuned to #marathon-news

Keep the hope going.

[upper storm]

neeyth don't even try to fw me don't tell me sm2 is bad

[icy rain]

warhammer 40k is so trash

[kindred vigil]

that game is just gears of war but 40k edition

[icy rain]

and gow outclasses it in everyway

[upper storm]

so it's peak: peak edition

[icy rain]

its peak:shittier version

[kindred vigil]

Though if I played it and instead of just making fun of 40k fans Id like it

[obsidian plover]

Excuse you?

[kindred vigil]

cause I like Warhammer vermtide (?)

[icy rain]

i played it and it was lowkey fuckin awesome

[upper storm]

(straight bullshittin on that first part ive never played gow but I've always heard good things)

[kindred vigil]

And darktide is cool too

[icy rain]

BRUH ive played both and gow is more my shit because ive never fw 40k

[obsidian plover]

Bingus you squeaker

[kindred vigil]

can we have a good jujutsu kaisen game please god

[upper storm]

darktide top 1 shittiest floatiest laggiest weirdest feeling fps of all time that isn't fallout new vegas BUT it was fun on launch and got me into 40k so it did some things well

[icy rain]

idk ive just never been able to gaf about 40k like the space marines seem cool but i dont really care, whatever the dude in the chair is he seems cool but still idc

[obsidian plover]

New bushido blade game STAT

[kindred vigil]

Ok so I wasn't tripping with the weird shooting feeling and input lag feeling I thought it was bcz I played on series s

[obsidian plover]

Yeah living up to your squeaker title rn

[icy rain]

halo solos the 40k universe tbh

[kindred vigil]

call of duty solos them

[sour cairn]

dragonfly have u ever considered androgenic hrt

[upper storm]

i was the same way for a long time honestly, like i said darktide is what got me into it. the more obscure weirder parts of 40k like all the weird nerd shit the inquisition has going on is the coolest part by far imo but that's not what they tend to put front n center

[upper storm]

what is that even supposed to mean i told u im not normal im cis 🥀

[icy rain]

yeah also im just knee deep into halo still and dont wanna start another thing and learn another universe

[upper storm]

halo is awesome

[icy rain]

amen

[obsidian plover]

look here squeaker. It’s okay to be wrong.

But never okay to be wrong AND slander The Emperor.

[kindred vigil]

amen 2

[kindred vigil]

ts is why I don't look at reddit 40k

[icy rain]

no way youre one of those NERDS that are meat riding the heresy shit

[obsidian plover]

Reddit isn’t real anyway no loss

[icy rain]

man FUCK the emperor buck as an odst would pack his bitchass up in SECONDS

[kindred vigil]

The only time I went on Reddit 40k was to see dragonfly figure

[obsidian plover]

You donkey donut

[icy rain]

his little toys or whatever 🙄

[upper storm]

dw even 40k fans are sick of the 2000s heresy meme at this point

[icy rain]

ive heard of the orks they seem cool

[kindred vigil]

I think every fandom has that one joke everyone hates

[obsidian plover]

No. Also no.
And fucking longest game name in history for no good reason. Halo orbital drop shock trooper. Naaaaaaaah take that ish back to the dump with the rrod where it belongs .

[icy rain]

just dumb guys doing cool shit barbarically

[upper storm]

orks are one of the 2 ways you get someone to gaf about 40k they're hilarious

[kindred vigil]

I'm lwk tired of the destiny fans threading on that "don't over deliver!!" Like bru 💔 no one understands what that even meant

[obsidian plover]

Bring back the cave looter sim come on

[kindred vigil]

bro mad my odst firefight character solos every 40k man 😂✌️

[obsidian plover]

Ewewewewew

[icy rain]

alpha nine soloes the imperium of man or whatever its called

[obsidian plover]

[upper storm]

like how the neeyth fandom has the 14 joke

[kindred vigil]

there's a neeyth fandom

[icy rain]

just get romeo and dutch in there their done for

[upper storm]

ofc there is

[icy rain]

i started the reddit

[sour cairn]

masculinizing hrt

[obsidian plover]

Reddit user

Get rekt

[icy rain]

false

you like 40k and are a cringe heresy spammer SCrAM

[obsidian plover]

[kindred vigil]

I'm a reddit user still unfortunately #sigh

[icy rain]

im kiddding depite our difference i still love you mister pork

[obsidian plover]

You don’t know enough about me nor the imperium to make such a decree.

TMDNWU.

[kindred vigil]

I don't comment as frequently or much as I did back in winter 2025/2026

[obsidian plover]

Yeah deleting your account is super easy, so you can change that fast.

[icy rain]

stop delegating yourself to a simple redditor youre much more than that

[kindred vigil]

cool but I don't mind using it so wtv

[upper storm]

i can't say i have considered that, no. not sure what it does tho

main things i'm not happy about as far as my body is concerned is that im short and all my hair fell out and i don't think it can help with either of those

[kindred vigil]

as long I don't get into the reddit rabbithole I should be a-okay

[icy rain]

i mean thats kind of not that bad you can tank that and still be a giga chad

[upper storm]

i was on finasteride and minoxidil for a year but it my hair is too far gone for it to help

[obsidian plover]

I deleted it when it became a public company. My steam of consciousness is not their profit machine. They can go frick off entirely.

[icy rain]

send bro to turkey (if you got to turkey im raiding the country to pull you out)

[kindred vigil]

Doesn't private companies do that still too

[obsidian plover]

How many stamps? HOW MANY STAMPS????

[upper storm]

i am NOT going to turkey ive seen the shit that can happen if those surgeries go wrong

[obsidian plover]

I don’t willingly participate in any of that.

[kindred vigil]

it's türkiye guys wtf

[icy rain]

we got a turkish nationalist on our hands'

[kindred vigil]

mb

[obsidian plover]

Turkish delights?? Where??

[rich breach]

turkey mention 🇹🇷

[icy rain]

lmao

[kindred vigil]

does Turkey like usa I'll visit

[rich breach]

turkey mention 🇧🇩

[sour cairn]

i recommend a DHT blocker for ur hair problem

[kindred vigil]

that's banga lah desh or sum idk how to spell it

[rich breach]

im not from turkey btw

[icy rain]

just accept the hairloss and go full bald or buzz cut

[obsidian plover]

Shave down

[upper storm]

been on that for a while actually i look like max payne 3

[proven kernel]

Yup

[rich breach]

turkey mention 🇯🇵

[kindred vigil]

🇮🇲 turkey mentioned

[upper storm]

it looks good on me tbh i just wish i'd been given a choice

[obsidian plover]

Now if you could only look polygonal like max payne 1

[grizzled summit]

Or wig or faded hair tattoo

[icy rain]

yeah but you also have sick ass muscles and shit so it balances out

[icy rain]

just accept the baldness thers no point in fighting it (ill prolly fight tooth and nail when that day comes)

[proven kernel]

Also, my hair is finally back down to the bottom of my ears.

[sour cairn]

big

[icy rain]

sick

[kindred vigil]

yay

[sour cairn]

i need a haircut

[rich breach]

ungrows your hair

[kindred vigil]

if I go to Nihon or hanguk should I do one of those influencers YouTube shorts about how good the food is and make a lot of money @ bingus swag

[icy rain]

i need to trim my shits its so uneven in the back its tragic

[icy rain]

nikon cameras

[kindred vigil]

ok ur telling me I should buy nikon when I go to nihon

[icy rain]

where is nihon

[kindred vigil]

Japan

[icy rain]

...

[upper storm]

if it hasn't started already you should be good just be ready to get in fin if you notice it coming

[kindred vigil]

I'm being very influencer-desu San by saying nihon 🥰🥰🥰

[upper storm]

veru much one of those things where an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure

[icy rain]

i got native genes so weak ass facial hair but strong like top of my head hair

[kindred vigil]

that's good we can use it for a coat

[icy rain]

<@&1306392707979018371>ods this guy wants to scalp me thats racist

[kindred vigil]

WHAT

[icy rain]

they use to order natives to be killed and as proof would collect their scalps (bounty type shit(

[kindred vigil]

I didn't make that connection

[icy rain]

i did 🙂

most informed american be like

[sour cairn]

DO ESTROGEN

[icy rain]

i dont wanna

[kindred vigil]

Everyone is evil and bad but not me

[sour cairn]

your loss ill enjoy my luscious non-greasy hair and curves all alone then

[icy rain]

i clean my hair and its lucious and i have alright curves