🗣marathon-general-chat

[radiant kiln]

Mw2019 was great yeah, kinda went downhill since

[kindred vigil]

Yeah my mom pre ordered vanguard for me out the blue and it was so nice cause I was excited

Then...I played it....

refunded and bought dying light instead 😂✌️

[boreal fiber]

last cod game i bought was 5 years ago with cold war
every other game ive basically like. skipped

[kindred vigil]

cold war is the shit and is the last like good new era of 2020 cod

[boreal fiber]

type shit!

honestly i hate to bring it up all the time but id much rather play l4d2 from 2009 on a physical 360 disc then play any more bo6 rn

[quiet tusk]

I like BO6 minus the cartoon shit

[kindred vigil]

ngl bo6 did cool w the Omni movement stuff

[quiet tusk]

Cod has felt the same since WW2

[stuck aurora]

don't fall for it neeyth!!

[boreal fiber]

basically i stopped playing frequently in january and dropped off after the tomb. then i just suck cuz the game progressed so far

[restive gulch]

Are we gonna be able to play the playtest on xbox?

[kindred vigil]

Don't worry I never bought cod post cold war I just give there flowers for the amount of work the devs do

[kindred vigil]

Yes considering the first public test was on all platforms and I was able to play on my series s

[restive gulch]

How do i get access to?

[quiet tusk]

not open rn

[restive gulch]

Can i sign up somewhere

[kindred vigil]

no

[quiet tusk]

no it’s not open right now

[boreal fiber]

omni movement is genuinely such a cool idea but its never like the cinematic trailers cuz diving from explosions sounds cinematic and cool until u realize it just doesnt work with cods gunplay 😭

im tryna have fun and do cool shi and then boom im 1 pumped to the face by some prestige master level 600

[quiet tusk]

People glaze omnimovement so much but it’s genuinely just sprinting in every direction so I don’t think it’s that nutty

[kindred vigil]

it is what you're saying but I think it's one of the few (maybe the first) game that actually did it, and pretty smoothly to

but it's so insanely fast and quick in the actual game in the trailers like what the other person said it's way different

when I was playing bo6 beta it felt like when you play a game with a emulator on 170% speed

[boreal fiber]

lmfao no way

[kindred vigil]

its really weird going from the slow paced mw2 then kinda quicker mw3 to the bo6 hyper speed gameplay I can't keep up

[quasi hinge]

I just hope omni movement stays within CoD and doesn't branch out into other IPs

[kindred vigil]

Every game is doing dolphin dive and tac sprint

They're doing the Omni movement too, just you wait

[stuck aurora]

you can sprint in all directions in Killing Floor 2 but the diving is impressive -had it worked with cod's gunplay-

[kindred vigil]

oh shit yeah I forgot about kf2 i haven't played that in so long

so then about that rumored playstation handheld with a docked mode...

[stuck aurora]

everyone's doing handheld too huh

[quasi hinge]

[stuck aurora]

god forbid one gets something right without anyone trying to copy

[kindred vigil]

the thing is

does Sony games even have...enough mereit to warrant me to get a handheld for their games that I can now play on PC and probably progressively xbox

and also I think I'm just getting handheld fatigue everyone's just doing it npw

I wanted handhelds but damn I wanted actual handhelds not pcs

[sour cairn]

handheld fatigue isnt real its just pseudo-handheld fatigue

the switch and steam decks are portable home consoles while real handhelds are minuscule but died out with the 3DS and VITA

[kindred vigil]

well I'm getting PC handheld fatigue cause they seem to be getting pumped out so fast

like golly atp what do I even choose

Actually I think steam deck is still the cheapest

[floral bane]

How can I sign up for the playtesting now that the alpha is over?

[kindred vigil]

u cannot

[floral bane]

Interesting- on the newsletter it said that they would continue closed testing (including participants from the alpha) which is worded in a way that I thought it would be more than just people from alpha

[kindred vigil]

yes it's worded badly but they only invited people played the original public alpha and there has been no sign ups

horrible wording from them though

[floral bane]

Damn. Thanks for the help tho 🙂

[plain flicker]

Why does void look so angry

[stuck phoenix]

Sooo, no play testing?

[magic rose]

Where would the 500$ playtest information be located?

[plain flicker]

You woulda gotten an email

[magic rose]

Searching for it, I alpha’d

[plain flicker]

Yeah me too, nda playtests seem pretty small player count so far so we’ll probably just have to wait for next public test

Unfortunately not everyone from alpha was invited

[magic rose]

What would the sender be ? Bungie marathon? Playtest ?

I can’t remember what the alpha email sender was

[raven musk]

Yea signed up earlier waiting for the survey as well 👀

[stuck phoenix]

Anywhere we have to sign up on or would they contact us overhere?

[raven musk]

Make sure you got the research stuff on your account turned on for it from what I understand

[kindred vigil]

Since did we get an other Bungie name change

[broken jolt]

Hello where i can sign for alpha test

[kindred vigil]

It's not possible to sign up

I have a question are some of you coming from articles or news cause there's alot of people asking and I'm wondering if there was anything officially said or sum

[modern spruce]

Tiktok and news,for the money xD

[kindred vigil]

Okay thought so cause there's a massive sudden influx of ppl and ts usually dead

[modern spruce]

Yeah, I was just curious. Crazy how many people joined.

[kindred vigil]

no alot of people seem to have already joined and had pre existing interest I'm just surprised to see well activity

[deft wraith]

theres an article saying that Bungie is offering players a $500 to play Marathon one hour a day for a month or something something like that

[unborn badger]

y'all are NOT getting in 😹 ✌️

the position's probs for stuff way more in-depth than what they wanna get out of invited playtesters anyway

[kindred vigil]

I think I may get in

[modern spruce]

they definitely will make you play for more than an hour/get you trough endless forms for that money.

[dim summit]

Hypothetically

[kindred vigil]

You'll probably get a different reward based on playtime / how much info you have in ur survey

[dim summit]

How would u get in

[kindred vigil]

u can't

You needed to play the original test, then get a chance to be invited

There's no formal sign up

[dim summit]

Bet this is pretty useful thanks

[unborn badger]

capitalistic journalism and its repercussions

[kindred vigil]

idk if that's sarcasm 💔

[dim summit]

No im being fr

[kindred vigil]

nvm ur welcome then ✌️

[dim summit]

Straight to the point 👍

[quartz abyss]

crunch

[quartz abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crunch-cranch-meow-cute-gif-17368992236901678436

[elfin oasis]

How real is that dextero article?

[nova pilot]

Hey how do you sign up for the alpha?

Or like future playtests

[elfin oasis]

nvm I scrolled up

[nova pilot]

O 😭 well I still hope they do another latest type thing

[grizzled summit]

Hi @spring slate

[red pond]

Damn didnt really care about the money, just wanted something new to play to satisfy that itch.

[nova pilot]

So real

[red pond]

Hello @grizzled summit

[tardy pendant]

Is this game dead for real 100%?

[nova pilot]

I don’t think it’s out yet??…

[tardy pendant]

I mesnt do you think this game will be dead when launch come out?

[acoustic hedge]

hi guys how we can accses to playtest?

[wide heath]

Can’t sign up if you are new

[nova pilot]

Not sure! I mean looks fun but you never really know how they’ll listen to the community

[crude bronze]

game fun

[tardy meadow]

That's just sad

[wide heath]

Yeah

But I’m hoping to see some stuff leak

[tardy meadow]

Do you know how many testers was on the last playtest ?

[rough sigil]

So they advertise a new playtest where they pay people then only allow previous play testers?

[wide heath]

40k on the first

[crude bronze]

advertise? who advertised

[tardy meadow]

Don't trust tiktok dude..

[wide heath]

They never advertised it

[rough sigil]

No it wasn’t tik-tok I don’t use that, pretty sure it was covered by a news outlet

[tardy meadow]

Fake news on tiktok saying there is gonna be a 30 days playtest with 500$ gift cards..

[tardy pendant]

I hope marathon beta will return in 2026

[crude bronze]

paul tassi isn't a news outlet 😭

[rough sigil]

Idk I heard whispers to much fake info out there anyways

[kindred vigil]

They didn't advertise the play test in general besides the first public one it's just that when people got the emails they just told about it in reddit n stuff and giving NDA info to Paul tassi so yeah

basically it's just going out of proportion

[wide heath]

Again

[kindred vigil]

Bungie curse dw

[tardy meadow]

I hope they let new testers come in

That looks good

[wide heath]

Closer to launch probably

[tardy meadow]

Hmm

[sour cairn]

pronouns

[wide heath]

Would be funny if they sold Pete’s cars to finance the gift cards tho

[gleaming bough]

🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟

[tight rose]

no five hunder dollar ?? 😭😭😭😭😭

[crude bronze]

tiktok lied to you buddy sorry

[tardy meadow]

Bungie giving money are you crazy

[tight rose]

https://www.dexerto.com/gaming/bungie-is-offering-huge-500-reward-just-to-play-marathon-3243808/

tiktok banned in my country dexerto tell me ^_^

[kindred vigil]

Dexerto of all things tho...ain't they known for lying

I'm not saying it may or may not be true but I don't think that's the most reliable source

[tight rose]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2025/08/29/players-are-getting-500-from-bungie-for-playing-marathon-for-a-month/

[crude bronze]

hi butane

[kindred vigil]

Paul tassi hm...ok

[tight rose]

forbes tell me ^_^

[proven kernel]

Hello!

[kindred vigil]

could be true idk he got lwk insider info so

[gleaming bough]

📣 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟

[kindred vigil]

so with so much people coming in I gotta ask who fw Jellyfishes

[tight rose]

https://tenor.com/view/la-roche-posay-gif-27541879

[proven kernel]

Don’t touch them

[crude bronze]

embed fail point and laugh

[tight rose]

no embed D: microbiome gif..

[stuck aurora]

I don't fuck fish vro

[kindred vigil]

omgggg noooooo

[gleaming bough]

Jdjsjsjj

[tight rose]

i leave no moneyy 😀😀

[stuck aurora]

Butane don't mute me for 24h again pwease

[kindred vigil]

ts Lowkey exposing greed cause like holy activity

[sour cairn]

hawk truah

[stuck aurora]

so bonita!

[crude bronze]

the funniest part to me is that nobody is reading the bottom of the articles where they say that you can't get in and you wont be invited

[kindred vigil]

so we can't read and we greedy

[crude bronze]

granted its all clickbait so ofc they put it in the bottom

[proven kernel]

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

[kindred vigil]

Perfect time to bring up of how this is exactly how capitalism manages to— ah right we don't read

[sour cairn]

i mean i got invited to a bungie feedback thing recently that was offering like 300$

i didnt accept but yeah you cant get in by asking its just a random invite

[unborn badger]

butane I will plant dynamite in your house

[kindred vigil]

ok looney toon

[stuck aurora]

what's the requirement? Buying 4 years of deluxe dlc editions?

[proven kernel]

Please don’t it’s not paid off

[gleaming bough]

Obvious mida lie...

[unborn badger]

idc if it's not paid off

[tardy meadow]

I did that since d1 should I ask them ? 🤡

[proven kernel]

Yeah… please don’t imply that neeyth

[sour cairn]

the process was i take survey and note down the games i play, who i am as a person so they understand their playerbase demographic, and what times work for me

[stuck aurora]

You're at true believer, your invite will come soon offering 1k$!!

[sour cairn]

it was an inperson event but it was like 30 miles away so i didnt bother finishing the survey

[tardy meadow]

🥹

[proven kernel]

People learning in real time e user research is often paid.

[kindred vigil]

ok Bungie I'll do this as long you fly me out to wa

[crude bronze]

no stop don't make them think!

[proven kernel]

My apologies

[kindred vigil]

no it's not what all games r free I think I know this as an free public beta tester of games...🙄

[crude bronze]

fr though i loved doing research studies in uni. free 50 bucks every week

[proven kernel]

That and free food

[stuck aurora]

asking for which games you play so they can figure out what to plagiarise next--

[crude bronze]

one of them i was supposed to react to a puff of air intermittently puffed on my hand by pressing a button while sitting still for 30 minutes and i fell asleep. still got paid

[kindred vigil]

woo wee that's a knee slapper haven't heard that one, good one fella !

wait wait now say the art raider thing

[unborn badger]

guys...

[stuck aurora]

I'll wait for their next stream to say it!!

[proven kernel]

Daring today

[kindred vigil]

can u finish ur sentence man

[unborn badger]

this is my voodoo curse to everyone here so no

[stuck aurora]

voodoo in the big year of 2025

[unborn badger]

smells fishy innit

[stuck aurora]

2025's almost over guys

[kindred vigil]

yay

[stuck aurora]

what a year it was!!

[proven kernel]

I’m ready for 2026!

[kindred vigil]

2026 will be my year

[gleaming bough]

In 2077-

[unborn badger]

it's ok I'll have 2027

[kindred vigil]

will we even survive till then

[noble cave]

Hey there. When does this launch?

[crude bronze]

no date

[noble cave]

And any playtest in the middle. Missed the last one

[gleaming bough]

Only with Sekiguchi Genetics
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-# For more information, please visit Sekiguchi Genetics™

[kindred vigil]

ohh back to roleplaying are we

that one image of a guy blowing a dusty book

[gleaming bough]

I hope Mida captures you

[kindred vigil]

We used to have corporate fights

we used to be....something...💔

[gleaming bough]

I never stop

[wooden cosmos]

Silly Dog

[kindred vigil]

you know me I can't touch them midas besides 1-2 of em

[novel jackal]

ppl need money, im in

[crude bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759541838381711370/1411043052633591859/image.png?ex=68b337bf&is=68b1e63f&hm=a24251aa4c61cbd67a051c2ef8e872ff551e0e86fadc629bfccd059c6e094571&

nooo embed fail

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[static ridge]

from a star citizen point of view… nothing matters 🐒

no date matters.

[noble cave]

I dont need money, I want to play this cuz I missed last playtest t.t

[crude bronze]

NO WAY

[shy flame]

They actually are doing the Trolli Zero Sugar flavor this year in USA so no Voodew

[kindred vigil]

guys I'll come clean

there's about 6 to 7 invites of the alpha on the highway of Washington I need you to get it

[tawdry olive]

a scrumshy smotherd burrito

[stuck aurora]

i haven't a single clue what you just said

[crude bronze]

that sounds so good tabby

[stoic blade]

Hello everyone I saw that there may be a chance to latest marathon, how do I sign up for the raffle?

[stuck aurora]

you have to play the og trilogy first

[dusky cypress]

Imagine having to pay people to play your game LMAO

[rich breach]

grilled burrito my beloved

[dusky cypress]

Can’t wait for this shit to crash and burn

[kindred vigil]

just big

[rich breach]

sm1 is mad

[stoic blade]

I mean I want to play this game. I want to play it early. Sucks the whole art situation but as someone who loves halo and knows how marathon coded halo was, I want to play it 😅

[kindred vigil]

quick question what's ur favorite halo quick answer fast

[rich breach]

odst

[kindred vigil]

ok I fw you

[rich breach]

lets go

[stuck aurora]

the people that made halo are long gone though

[shy flame]

No voodew in the big 25, at least in the united states

[noble cave]

Gtfo

[kindred vigil]

that's funny considering ur PFP is from a movie named get out

[noble cave]

2

[near bay]

Sooooo long testing but no news on the official discord server?! Tfudge?!

[rich breach]

90% of the ppl hating are nit picking final boss or destiny fans butthurt destiny 3 isn’t a major priority

[noble cave]

They feel an itch in their buttocks

[stuck aurora]

understandably so, destiny 3 would've been easy cash

[near bay]

https://thegamepost.com/bungie-marathon-longest-playtest-30-days-500-reward/

[crude bronze]

you aren't invited

[near bay]

I could care less it is the fact that a gaming news website has the info before the official channels have the info… like what the actual fudge?!

[crude bronze]

because its private you silly goose

[kindred vigil]

Wait I wanna be a silly goose too

[noble cave]

I played marathon like eons ago. When the 1st playtest went out, I didn't hear bout it until the art drama came in to the news :c

[proven kernel]

You can just be a silly goose you know.

[near bay]

PR should of come forth and had at least a memo about this on the official disc server. PR 101…

[crude bronze]

always have been astronaut meme

[noble cave]

Someone doesn't know how news work i think

[crude bronze]

what part of private do you not understand

[stoic blade]

ODST

[near bay]

What part of PR don’t you get?

[quartz abyss]

do u like chikfila

[crude bronze]

guys i dont think he gets it

[kindred vigil]

I fw you too

[noble cave]

He wont taco... He wont

[drifting skiff]

Somewhere between the P and the R I think....

[kindred vigil]

is that a car

[crude bronze]

i think bungie should hire a pr expert like him

[proven kernel]

Pick and roll offense?

[kindred vigil]

Ohhh like dark soul

[drifting skiff]

Such a mystery why a game that got widely panned during a publicly visible playtest would develop in private....

[crude bronze]

pBurger and rFries

[drifting skiff]

When you're ice climbing but you wanna smoke some

[crude bronze]

when they pick ice climbers and roll you with a wobble

[drifting skiff]

Is this some smash bros thing I'm too showered to understand

[crude bronze]

ye

[drifting skiff]

Ah

[kindred vigil]

Ice climber like smash bro

[crude bronze]

bad news for you though

[stoic blade]

Yea I understand. But the marathon logo is 343 Guilty sparks eye. And the marathon styled security helmet is my favorite from halo 3. I bought Marathon Durandal and it was a cool experience. I know a lot of Halos lore was inspired by Marathon. I just wanna sink my teeth into this world they are trying to build. And I’ve never really got into extraction shooters but from the play test earlier this year this game looks like something I could dedicate hours to.

[noble cave]

Pice climbeR

[drifting skiff]

I wanna play odst again

[kindred vigil]

well MCC is pretty cheap always

[crude bronze]

i love odst but hate the pistol

[proven kernel]

What!?

[stuck aurora]

you should hop on like right nyow

[kindred vigil]

The pistol is iconic wthelly

[drifting skiff]

Oh I have it

[stuck aurora]

I believe in Hunt Showdown supremacy

[crude bronze]

okok it is sick but i just want it to kill brutes betterer

[drifting skiff]

I might print the pistol... found some cosplay files

[glossy zodiac]

yes i'm pretty intersted and i have some experience on testing

[kindred vigil]

uh I'm not the one handing the tests out

[crude bronze]

you aren't invited sorry bub lmao

[noble cave]

Oh look. A necromancer showed up

[stoic blade]

I wish halo was in a better place

[kindred vigil]

You can't sign up for it anyway

[drifting skiff]

Why is the argument always "I know about game testing" as if that's even close to a positive

[stuck aurora]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[kindred vigil]

I played public game betas I'm practically a tester

[crude bronze]

piratesoftware type beat

[proven kernel]

I’m something of a scientist myself.

[noble cave]

Bro game test at IGN (?

[crude bronze]

i worked at blizzard for 400 years as QA which is basically dev

[quartz abyss]

do u like chikfila

[proven kernel]

I mean… I actually am, but still…

[crude bronze]

i never go but its good

[drifting skiff]

"I know game dev and did it for a few years I should get to test" you are literally bottom of the barrel for being selected why tf would they want someone with acute meta knowledge to give weird fuckin nitpicky feedback instead of how the game feels to the average player

[stoic blade]

I know a lot of people complained about how clean and cartoony marathon looks but I actually dig the art style

[kindred vigil]

I'm not any career but I play a lot of games so I'm important in something

[drifting skiff]

Homophobic chicken

[noble cave]

"I ban people on lol since it's release" Game tester starter pack

[proven kernel]

You’re hired

[kindred vigil]

yay!!

[stoic blade]

Wait so can someone explain how I can apply to be a playtester? 😅

[novel garnet]

I just want 500 dollars

[drifting skiff]

"I played every extraction shooter ever for 9000 hrs let me in" how is that appealing

[crude bronze]

my brother wrote his college application essays about getting cracked skin on his hands from juicing the chickfila lemonade

[proven kernel]

Hey…. I feel like I’m being called out here

[drifting skiff]

Did it work?

[drifting skiff]

You cannot.

[stoic blade]

🙁

[drifting skiff]

Apply for job

[crude bronze]

yeah he's on his second year of post doc with 3 ivy leagues hes studied at lmao

[gleaming bough]

I need a crew to hunt the NuCaloric Whale, just saying...

[drifting skiff]

More like Nu Caloric shale

[drifting skiff]

Hell yeah

[novel garnet]

Donate to my gofundme mutual aid campaign to escape a toxic discord server

[stoic blade]

Currently addicted to helldivers 2 but marathon is the other game I’ve been wanting to play this year other than nightreign and helldivers. Hopefully it comes out this year 😭

[noble cave]

To playtest u only have to do 1 thang. Find something to complain about and do it in a group mood so devs can listen (whether if it's a bad/good change) anyways devs will decide what's best

[kindred vigil]

can I eat u megabeefbowl ur username got me a lil hungry

[drifting skiff]

Simply walk away from the computer

[kindred vigil]

@gleaming bough I do not want a fish

[gleaming bough]

What you want is the Whale right?

[drifting skiff]

PSA don't carry a knife for self defense I'm tired of people thinking they're Built Different and would be fine

[novel garnet]

As an LLM I cannot simply walk away from a computer

[kindred vigil]

No whales are important !!

Isn't that right my gacha players

[proven kernel]

@grok is this true?

[gleaming bough]

Where's CyberAcme when you need them...

[kindred vigil]

You made me realize there's barely any CyAc ppl

[gleaming bough]

Im in a server with some

[proven kernel]

I think they finally unplugged from the matrix

[gleaming bough]

They got real

[noble cave]

Bad luck, they now have depression

[kindred vigil]

Buddy's in the cyberacme roleplay server

[gleaming bough]

They need my tech

[kindred vigil]

wait so u just spam ur propaganda posts u used to do then

[gleaming bough]

No

Tho I do miss those days... a digital war...

[stoic blade]

ILoveBees

[random leaf]

When this game drops?

[gleaming bough]

My SekGen weapons... they need test subjects

[kindred vigil]

It's delayed so we don't know

[crude bronze]

just tripped on the stairs and fell hands first into bird poop ama

[random leaf]

bruh. I don’t even remember this game ngl

[gleaming bough]

In the meantime we can hunt the NuCaloric Whale

[noble cave]

Yo yo yo yo ez ez

[quartz abyss]

ur gross

[kindred vigil]

...dude

[crude bronze]

you say it like it was intentional

also the dude RIGHT BELOW YOU HELLO???

[clever bluff]

I hate that and then you have to eat it after because otherwise its considered rude SMH

[tidal crown]

i guess bro

[proven kernel]

Just why?

[kindred vigil]

hey can we all have a moment of a 30 minute session of no speaking

[clever bluff]

SILENCE BREAKER

[tawdry olive]

@proven kernel pls mute dem

[clever bluff]

shoutout to Gifford in the 4th grade whenever it was quiet in class he'd shout out "SILENCE BREAKER"

Love that kid, he went straight to the army

[tidal crown]

i mean if my name was Gifford id be doing the same thing

[kindred vigil]

Sound like a icarly character

[tawdry olive]

@proven kernel u delet my response but not the original post? 😭 u hate me

[kindred vigil]

cuz that was just gross bru

[clever bluff]

He tried out for lacrosse once, had no idea how to play he could barely catch or throw the ball let alone keep it in his stick but he'd run at people and absolutely deck them

[tawdry olive]

no need to be so sensitive, it was an ama!

[umbral wigeon]

Supp all 🙂

[tawdry olive]

hii 🙂

[proven kernel]

Ohai

[stray trout]

Where the acme boys at

[proven kernel]

We were just talking about the lack of them…

[kindred vigil]

the rare cyberacme

[gleaming bough]

We should preserve them

[stray trout]

There's not much to preserve.. scrolled through the restricted comms and the first words I saw were 'straight zorking it' so that sums up acme..

[kindred vigil]

And traxus is..

wow our chat dead asl 😂✌️

[wispy spindle]

CyberAcme has our own server

[stray trout]

I was not aware of this

[wispy spindle]

there are not a lot of people in CyAc compared to other factions anyway

[stray trout]

Do any of the CyAc brothers play helldivers per chance

[quartz abyss]

nar

[proven kernel]

Still no nucal

[wispy spindle]

of course we are all loyal citizens of Super Earth

[wispy spindle]

what do you mean no NuCal?

[kindred vigil]

I can't escape Helldivers

[stray palm]

Hello

[proven kernel]

Nucal > Cyac

[wispy spindle]

sure whatever you need to tell yourself

-# everything runs on CyAc

[humble slate]

hey guys how yo you enter the alpha

[cursive perch]

at the moment not possible

[stray palm]

was bout to ask the same

[ivory jetty]

Wait guys just curious how do we sign up for the playtest

[junior sorrel]

You can't.

[ivory jetty]

Oh ok

[stray palm]

: c

[ivory jetty]

Is it going to be like a select few that can play?

[fathom dirge]

Hello everyone

[junior sorrel]

Whatever article that told you they're taking sign-ups for $500 is spreading false information. You had to already be in their pool of potential playtesters from the original alpha playtest sign-ups that were back in April.

[gleaming bough]

[celest rose]

I want to be part of the beta tester! I have a lot of time to play everyday

[stuck aurora]

you have to buy Renegades deluxe edition

[gleaming bough]

Or Hunt the NuCaloric Whale
-# This message was transmitted from a Sekiguchi Genetics™ Terminal++, in the BiomataCB Lab
-# For more information, please visit Sekiguchi Genetics™

[celest rose]

Thanks!

[rich breach]

you had to be one of the players that did both surveys and had meaningful feedback to be invited to future closed playtests

[kindred vigil]

You can't sign up regardless

[fast fable]

How can i sign up for the beta test?

[normal tartan]

So it's possible to sign for the beta ?

[junior sorrel]

no

[normal tartan]

@junior sorrel why?🥺

[junior sorrel]

you were clickbaited, the sign-ups were back in April

and even then it's far from guaranteed, that was just the chance to put your name in the pool they're selecting testers from

[clever bluff]

Jerry Jones is an animatronic puppet controlled by Pete parsons

[cursive perch]

Hey, I'm ready to pay the $500 to play the game! Send me the invite!

Wait, did I read that wrong ?

[proven kernel]

til????

[cursive perch]

mill sims 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[icy knoll]

art raiders

[gleaming bough]

Hmmm

[mental shuttle]

BF6 is milsim? What world do y’all live in?

Gamers in 2025 are on another LEVEL

[cursive perch]

Dude, me PC just froze had to shut down from the button WTFFF

reverse your curse rn!

considering to change faction to NuCaloric to role-play as a ninja

[gleaming bough]

Hunt the NuCaloric Whale

[cursive perch]

Monka

Im in a simulation

[icy knoll]

why has Sony not pulled the plug on this game

in what universe will it succeed? what a waste of money. and time - and talent.

[unborn badger]

CMON GRANNY LET'S GET YOU TO BED

[crude bronze]

me when i need attention

[gleaming bough]

Variation upon Variation upon Variation upon Variation upon Variation

[proven kernel]

I’m not tired

[cursive perch]

from all plausible 20397570953205408 realities, in only 1

[gleaming bough]

Not till we hunt the NuCaloric Whale of course

[unborn badger]

me when I have to yell it through their wrinkly skin into their shrinking brains (why did I have caps on)

[proven kernel]

I always have energy for that.

[cursive perch]

stop. you saw you had caps

[unborn badger]

I genuinely didn't 😭

[cursive perch]

you looking at your keyboard when you type ? HUH

[unborn badger]

imagine just some 50yo uncle yelling at an 80yo granny about bedtime

[unborn badger]

are you saying you're not a gamer

gamers don't look at the keyboard when they type you're not a gamer...

[cursive perch]

no, but you are

[unborn badger]

exactly I get more game than everyone here

[cursive perch]

so you saw the CAPS

busted

[unborn badger]

:(...

[cursive perch]

brb getting a coke

💀

[drifting skiff]

you looking at your screen when you type??

you're not multitasking perpetually?

[cursive perch]

We need more invites in this b**** fr

[formal fossil]

How do you get an invite to the beta

[drifting skiff]

you don't

[formal fossil]

So.....

[proven kernel]

A good lesson to read the entire article

[civic fog]

I NEED MY 500 BUCKAROOS

[crude bronze]

you got clickbaited

[proven kernel]

Job?

[crude bronze]

https://careers.mcdonalds.com

[frail thunder]

Uwu

[proven kernel]

Yikes

[shadow spade]

I think it is just people who expressed interest previously in research participation and potentially past beta players

[gleaming bough]

Or Hunt the Whale

[shadow spade]

idk why you said that but okay 😄

[formal fossil]

It say sign up just asking where

[shadow spade]

you cannot sign up for it

[crude bronze]

you got clickbaited

[formal fossil]

Just saying the website says go to the discord to sign up

[crude bronze]

no it doesn't you got clickbaited you are not invited

[drifting skiff]

how old is that article

you used to be able to sign up through the discord. playtests are now closed to those who participated previously

[shadow spade]

okay but you're in the discord, and we're telling you that isn't true...

[crude bronze]

they guessed

[drifting skiff]

it probably is.

sony would like it to be in FY2025, which ends March 2026

yes. and now it's not.

[crude bronze]

lmao what you pinging poor amir for

[drifting skiff]

@Bungie can you answer this for me

[crude bronze]

@grok breathe for me

[drifting skiff]

at least it's better than @gornk how many beans

[gleaming bough]

🐟

[drifting skiff]

#marathon-news message

read

[oak edge]

QUIERO PROBAR EL JUEGOO

[crude bronze]

genious

[unborn badger]

gang don't ping a dev go read the announcement in #marathon-news 😭

[drifting skiff]

"game isn't done, let's delay it so it's done when we release"

god these devs are idiots

[shadow spade]

genius*

[stuck aurora]

@shadow spade opinion on socks

[drifting skiff]

eso si que es

[shadow spade]

yes 😄

[proven kernel]

Don’t really blame them…

[willow ember]

How to sign up for the alpha? I tried many time for the past couple of months

[drifting skiff]

almost like they have other shit to do lol

[shadow spade]

can't

[proven kernel]

They making that $500

[shadow spade]

what do you mean they've got to work on this game instead of typing in the discord?

[drifting skiff]

they're not gonna hop into my exciting discussions of being called mentally ill????

[crude bronze]

how dare they have their computers on

[drifting skiff]

I'd imagine they all have this discord muted

[sour cairn]

you know that most just run discord in the background right

[crude bronze]

i haven't been offline in discord in 2 years

[drifting skiff]

do you genuinely think the devs should personally answer every single person who comes in here with a question that's answered in the announcements

[shadow spade]

unless they're social media staff, i wouldn't expect any of them to respond in here

[sour cairn]

especially since most devs are just base level basic employees

[proven kernel]

I do!

[drifting skiff]

dev? more like community manager

[sour cairn]

do you walk into a building and expect every employee working in the cubicles to personally come up and greet you

[shadow spade]

more like, how do i sign up for the alpha?

[drifting skiff]

why the fuck didn't the ceo of bungie welcome me at the door

developer??? of the video game????

[drifting skiff]

more like, can I get $500??

[sour cairn]

butane kill this guy

[kindred vigil]

what r we arguing abt wth

[drifting skiff]

entitled dude comes in here calling my gender delusional because he wants devs to come in and answer his personal questions

[sour cairn]

entitled dumbass thinking hes owed personal attention by game developers

[shadow spade]

$500 and alpha access + personal dm's with the devs at a moments notice

[proven kernel]

Right in front of me too

[drifting skiff]

my paws are big and soft give me $500

[sour cairn]

true

[stuck aurora]

disgusting!!

[drifting skiff]

oh no here comes another tantrum

[stuck aurora]

how was your day? 💙

[shadow spade]

that's right, lemme make fun of trans people. certainly that'll make the devs respond >:)

[proven kernel]

Just makes me have fun

[drifting skiff]

Ah yes Bungie, famously transphobic

[drifting skiff]

I got starbucks so it's p good

[kindred vigil]

surely the devs will like and respond to me if I am rude to others for no reason

[sour cairn]

i mean... they are....

[shadow spade]

i had a feeling when he said my parents were siblings that he was a great guy 😄

[sour cairn]

old bungie was beyond awful

new bungie is good in that regard

[drifting skiff]

yeah but new bungie crusades for my rights to exist and I have a healthy parasocial relationship with the company :)

[crisp jacinth]

How do I enter the marathon alpha list?

[sour cairn]

yesh

[modest flower]

ok uh
how to sign up for playtest

[crude bronze]

you can't

[modest flower]

thanks

[sour cairn]

you cant, you fell for clickbait cause you didnt read the article fully

[drifting skiff]

do I need to do the thing again from when the alpha was starting

[shadow spade]

i played the alpha before and i'm still not in this one 😄

[kindred vigil]

how do I get into the alpha playtest

[stuck aurora]

what new bungie? did I miss a chapter?

[gleaming bough]

Silly Neeyth

[drifting skiff]

boingingingnogng

[sour cairn]

2016-ish-onwards

[drifting skiff]

hittin the

THE ALPHA IS CLOSED TO THOSE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE ORIGINAL PLAYTEST

IF YOU DID NOT RECEIVE AN EMAIL, YOU ARE NOT IN THE NEXT PLAYTEST.

THE $500 IS FOR PLAYERS CHOSEN DUE TO PLAY TIME IN PREVIOUS TESTS

[kindred vigil]

I can't read no pictures like my anime manga

[sour cairn]

halo era bungie was famously p much just a badly managed boys club

[drifting skiff]

I just got a fight response

[drifting skiff]

tracks ngl

[stuck aurora]

how come?

[sour cairn]

cause a lot of western game devs back then were nerdy men that pushed out women and whatnot

which attracted more men like them

its why a lot of bungie and wider game dev "old guard" are constantly outed for creepy shit

[kindred vigil]

well yeah cooties! 🙄

[crude bronze]

@grok how do i join playtest

[sour cairn]

game development in the early 2000s was a pretty exclusive club

[drifting skiff]

@google show me this guy's balls

[stuck aurora]

saying that with the tag in your name's funny ngl

[drifting skiff]

get with the times

[sour cairn]

this isnt to say that every bungie employee was a man, the fantastic artist who designed the halo logo is a woman

[kindred vigil]

I'm eating chicken tenders wbu

[stuck aurora]

I'm trying my best here

[sour cairn]

but the majority of developers were toxic men

[drifting skiff]

I had a pecan crunch oatmilk latte or whatever

[potent pawn]

@grok how do I join playtest?

[wooden fjord]

Venmo me $5

[sour cairn]

2016-ish-onwards a lot of internal stuff happened at bungie that resulted in the company getting rid of some notable bad actors and as such a lot of other demographics felt more comfortable joining the company

[stuck aurora]

could you name a few

[sour cairn]

the company being along the west coast of the US(seattle) meant that a higher transgender population exists there as well which is why a good chunk of bungie devs are trans

[sour cairn]

Marty O Donnell, Chris Barrett, some others

[drifting skiff]

god learning about marty o'donnell made me feel kinda gross

[drifting skiff]

basedbasedbased

[quiet idol]

is there anyway to get the alpha test from this discord?

[drifting skiff]

THE ALPHA IS CLOSED TO THOSE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE ORIGINAL PLAYTEST

IF YOU DID NOT RECEIVE AN EMAIL, YOU ARE NOT IN THE NEXT PLAYTEST.

THE $500 IS FOR PLAYERS CHOSEN DUE TO PLAY TIME IN PREVIOUS TESTS

KEEP CHECKING YOUR EMAIL BUT THE SURVEY CUTOFF IS 9/1

[sour cairn]

yeah it sucks how awful he is considering he has such a large handprint on western game music as a whole

[drifting skiff]

chat should I apply to the fbi for a computer science job would that be a safe decision for my gay ass

[crude bronze]

cyber security specialty or what

[drifting skiff]

idk ts is so vague

[crude bronze]

ok well fair

[drifting skiff]

"forensic analysis"

[cursive perch]

Just found out and saw that Bungie released a mobile game. That looks beyond generic. What a shame.

[drifting skiff]

ayoh we shittin on destiny rising out here?

[kindred vigil]

I just found out humanity exists that looks beyond generic

[crude bronze]

but realistically any government job is a no go for most people rn

[gleaming bough]

CyberAcme ahh job

[drifting skiff]

just saw the singularity and ts boring like why is there nothing

[crude bronze]

i feel bad for my friends at NASA rn its a nightmare there

[drifting skiff]

yesss girl give us nothing type beat

[kindred vigil]

Bru I'm about to go back to planet KB-73 ✌️😭 Boring ass humans

[cursive perch]

Its a sad story. Marks Bungie's downfall for me.

[kindred vigil]

I thought we wanted destiny to branch out tho

[drifting skiff]

I had a friend who worked at nasa but I gave some distance because he leaned ultraconservative because he wanted "job stability" like good job there bozo

[crude bronze]

lowkey comp sci at Garmin is a sleeper OP job since you get the 50% employee discount

[drifting skiff]

I feel like I've heard that bungie is starting to fail for the past 10 years

[kindred vigil]

I thought sci was scp and thought scp was real my eyes raised so much

[crude bronze]

LMAOOOOOOOO what is he on about every conservative government since forever has been trying to slash nasa

[drifting skiff]

REAL LMAO

[cursive perch]

numbers aint lyin

[crude bronze]

he thought they were tryna manifest destiny or some shid

[drifting skiff]

what numbers????

[kindred vigil]

black ops 1 mason

[cursive perch]

Destiny's concurrent playerbase - Bungie's only still "living" game

[crude bronze]

and dude destiny rising was made by netease as the primary developers at least give hate where hate is due.... THE CHINESE!!!!!@!@@!

[kindred vigil]

sorry but I am quite fond of Shanghai actually

[gleaming bough]

Cant wait to be the Helldiver Ahab

[crude bronze]

i want to visit china so bad but my mom and her whole family fled china when they were young and shes scared of returning

[kindred vigil]

oh ok random lore drop

[cursive perch]

go ahead and smash your phone then that was made in china, with a hammer made in china, and throw it in the trashcan that was made in china

[drifting skiff]

idk it seems pretty stable looking at the graphs

[crude bronze]

wait i have a better one

[kindred vigil]

wrong country

[proven kernel]

Ah, classic neeeyth deleted post.

[kindred vigil]

That's where all my bangers are at

[proven kernel]

The ones that won’t get you timed out. Got it.

[kindred vigil]

of course yeah..,..,.,.,,

[crude bronze]

okay so this is a rabbit hole @kindred vigil

[cursive perch]

Releasing a dogshit mobile game in 2025, Helldivers Collab, weapon charms, I mean... we ain't headed to a bright future for this new game guys...

[crude bronze]

https://youtu.be/bcJccnlU3mM?si=RIWKwjTtLZh3s6Y2&t=1292

[kindred vigil]

I don't have enough carrots for all the rabbits for this hole

[kindred vigil]

What is this

[crude bronze]

so this is the chinese version of the three body problem book/show

and the timestamp linked is a flashback to the old ladies experience living under communist rule, where she gets sent to the northern work camps because the 1 child policy made it so that any extra kids were sent to work camps

[gleaming bough]

But do you have enough harpoons????

[crude bronze]

i was just watching youtube with my family chilling and my mom casually pulls this video up and goes "this happened to us btw"

[kindred vigil]

well I didn't expect an impromptu history lesson but I'm listening

[crude bronze]

LIKE???/ HELLO????? RANDOM LORE DROP?????

[kindred vigil]

just go play limbus company atp

[gleaming bough]

Nah im buying Helldivers and get the spear gun... i mean harpoon

[kindred vigil]

DUDE!!!

I said Helldivers is my weltschmerz ugh no one listens !! 🙄🙄🙄

[shy flame]

Bungie put steak instead of chicken on my Chalupa Supreme!

[kindred vigil]

they fixed it then

[crude bronze]

but apparently i have an uncle who spent years in these work camps and when my gma got pregnant with my different uncle they fled to hong kong since it was still a british colony and the child wouldn't be taken by the state

[proven kernel]

Hell yeah. Bungie feeding us good tonight,

[crude bronze]

then control was ceded back to china so they had to come to the us

[plush ether]

Can someone tell me if the gift card for being an alpha tester is real?

[kindred vigil]

I don't know anymore man I'm sorry

[gleaming bough]

Anyway im free from job, I can hunt

[kindred vigil]

this day is confusing the hell outta me bru 💔

[proven kernel]

Imagine how I feel

[plush ether]

cause im a very big fan of Bungie and playing the new game + a gift card would be pretty dole ngl

dope*

[kindred vigil]

dole like the juice

[shy flame]

You are all such arrogant fools. This steak is no better than Dinty Moor Beef Stew.

[kindred vigil]

is this a rdr2 ref

[midnight juniper]

hmm

[proven kernel]

It’s a reward for doing specific things if you are selected for a user research opportunity.

[proven kernel]

I mean, it’s from Taco Bell…

[plush ether]

and how can i uhhhhhhhh say that i wanna try being a tester?

[kindred vigil]

I think it's random

[plush ether]

F

[kindred vigil]

hey man we can all get 500$ if we work about 3 weeks

[cursive perch]

I'm ready to pay the $500 to play Marathon - please send me the invite link/code.

[crude bronze]

https://careers.mcdonalds.com

[plush ether]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[kindred vigil]

they ain't even hiring no mo 💔

[cursive perch]

its the other way round

[midnight juniper]

roasted

[proven kernel]

But I want to work for chic-fil-a…. Op, no they hate me.

[crude bronze]

try hobby lobb- wait oh

[proven kernel]

ACTUALLY….

[plush ether]

wendys cause i love redheads 🥀 💔

[proven kernel]

(I worked for corporate for a year)

[crude bronze]

LMAO

[kindred vigil]

can I work for Jack in the box I wanna be the mascot guy in the ads

[proven kernel]

So inclusive

[crude bronze]

wait corporate.... were you involved with the middle eastern artifact smuggling

[proven kernel]

lol no

[crude bronze]

lame

[plush ether]

U were a corpo?
Did u get to meet Jhonson silver dih?

[kindred vigil]

who

[proven kernel]

I know this is a cyberpunk reference, but I have never played it so I am immune.

Busy girl

[plush ether]

yinkies

[lunar tendon]

$500 to play a game I was already gonna play, sign me up

[shy flame]

What's your pronouns?

[cursive perch]

stop showing off dude

[plush ether]

fr but i dont know how to sign in for the chance of playing

[crude bronze]

you dont have a chance

[kindred vigil]

do I have a chance

[plush ether]

Slay/Queen

[lunar tendon]

🫃🏻

[proven kernel]

Today reminds me of this commercial:

https://youtu.be/BRWvfMLl4ho?si=mgsCDMr0Pin06gZ0

[lunar tendon]

You didn’t see the email?

[plush ether]

nope

[kindred vigil]

I'm calling now!!

[plush ether]

i dont have one

[sweet lynx]

Let’s gooooooo

[obsidian plover]

Arf

[plush ether]

lel i meant slay/king i'm a duuuuude

idk help me get in the beta fr😭

[plush ether]

[kindred vigil]

It's okay to eat fish

[remote vigil]

helllllll nah how do I play ths game

[shy flame]

@proven kernel literally 1984.

[shy flame]

Hamberder

[kindred vigil]

ugh no it's nirvana u posers 🙄

[shy flame]

Nirvana could never write Tragic Girl, but Weezer could absolutely write Smells Like Teen Spirit

[kindred vigil]

Yeah I guess whatever that means

[shy flame]

People who can't read be like:

[kindred vigil]

I'm in a Bungie server of course I can't

[shy flame]

Nirvana could never write [Song by Weezer], but Weezer could absolutely write [Song by Nirvana]

[shy flame]

So true, hopped back into D2 for the first time in months last night. Have to read on all the systems changes and im just like. Why are we completely reworking how gear operates every 3 years?

[kindred vigil]

I mean I don't really mind that part as long it's easy to follow

[midnight juniper]

new game every three years haha

[kindred vigil]

But like my opinions are like the most casual opinions ever do take me with a grain of salt

[shy flame]

I honestly feel it would be more forgivable in that situation.

[midnight juniper]

I havent played since 2019 id be so lost

[kindred vigil]

Activision did want a trilogy

[kindred vigil]

It's practically a new game then for you

idk it seems they wanna make it have a D1 feel but it's not working it just makes it frustrating

[shy flame]

I've been playing since d1 beta and its just so frustrating. Oh i want to play crucible, what's this? New mandatory dump stat that changes TTK in gun fights?

[kindred vigil]

they'll revert it before renegades or sum idk

It's always 3 steps back one step forward w them

[cursive perch]

What Marathon actually needs is prime movement tech

[midnight juniper]

saw the ad on facebook was bored so now im here looks interesting

[cursive perch]

and stay fucking away from generic shooting guns

[kindred vigil]

what does that even mean

[cursive perch]

give us some variety, some Unreal Tournament weapon variety, is all I ask for

we in fucking space mate

[kindred vigil]

I'm not ur mate mate I'm your bro

anyway that wouldn't be good for current day pvp players

as much I would too like goofy, wacky guns

the current pvp space...uhh, no, just won't make that happen it won't even flourish

[shy flame]

@cursive perch the pillory for these takes.

[cursive perch]

You see, Valve, their new game - Deadlock and its official Discord channel - they allow emotes from other channels. I see it now, I found out the issue and why Bungie are fucking stuggling

[kindred vigil]

ok what

[marble vigil]

How do i sign up for the beta for a chance at this $500 gift card?

[kindred vigil]

U cant

[marble vigil]

I don't see the sign up for the beta on marathon page.

[cursive perch]

that's an L statement

[marble vigil]

What you mean cant?

[kindred vigil]

that's literally true do you seriously think with how pvp games are nowadays people would want goofy and wacky weapons in their met tuhs

[kindred vigil]

You can't sign up for the test

[marble vigil]

Why not?

[cursive perch]

See, Valve, and their games, top Steam's concurrent playerbase charts...

[kindred vigil]

because you could never sign up for it in the first place, you had to be in the original play test, apparently there's some clickbaif articles making seem you can sign up, you couldn't in the first place

[cursive perch]

Bungie should start taking notes for real

Why are emotes from other servers not allowed ??

[kindred vigil]

It aligns with why u can't send images

[cursive perch]

Look at Deadlock's Discord

[midnight juniper]

why are emotes this big of a deal for you

[kindred vigil]

If we can send emotes would u not think ppl would send crazy stuff

[cursive perch]

but why did Valve allow it ?

[proven kernel]

Whenever I see “Wub and Aum are typing” I think a sick beat is getting ready to start.

[kindred vigil]

nvm I'm wasting my damn time holy ✌️😭

[sour cairn]

WRRRRUFFFFFWOOFWOOF ARFARFARF ARFFFF

[cursive perch]

holy shit you cant answer

[proven kernel]

Woof

[shy flame]

"You see, Octan owns everything, they wouldn't just lie about stuff!"

[kindred vigil]

I just did

people would send weird stuff as evident why we no longer have image perms

[cursive perch]

@kindred vigil

[proven kernel]

I don’t even have image perms.

[midnight juniper]

hmm let me see if they did it properly

[shy flame]

Wub wub wub wub AUUUUUM AUUUUM skriiish Wub wub wub wub wub AUUUUM AUUUM pshew

[sour cairn]

ive neglected picking up my estrogen from the pharmacy for 3 days now its over persy nation

[proven kernel]

Neeyth, valve employee, why does valve allow something?

[proven kernel]

Get your e, girl.

[kindred vigil]

idk valve probably has less chances of people trying to mess with the company because they are heavily more respected, thus gardening a more respectful community

[cursive perch]

giga yikes then

[proven kernel]

Yeah, that’s not how the internet works lol

[sour cairn]

im in no actual rush cause i get sent 1 vial every month

[cursive perch]

bungie are cooked for real

[kindred vigil]

dude I don't know ok ....💔💔💔💔 )to aum)

[drifting skiff]

persephone frot persycloudy go pick up your e, stockpile your shit

[sour cairn]

my vials last 3 months

[shy flame]

Guys I live in KY is it worth it to go for Healthcare HRT or should I become a wizard

[kindred vigil]

IM JUST A RANDOM MEMBER!!!

[cursive perch]

Why are they more respected then? Cuz they remain based asf wtfff

[sour cairn]

it just depends on insurance

[kindred vigil]

unfortunately

is this just steam deck propaganda be honest

[sour cairn]

if your insurance covers it and you feel comfortable outing yourself to healthcare records, go through it that way

if not just diy itll be a lot cheaper

[cursive perch]

No, Im learning about game studio management and its intricacies and thinking aloud

Why some fail, while others win

[kindred vigil]

I win because I wanna

[shy flame]

The problem is im scared of needles and also 290 lb [ for longtime chatters, I had a setback in my weight loss journey after my dad had a heart attack last month. Stress eater :( ]

[cursive perch]

are you a game studio ?

[kindred vigil]

maybe ??

[sacred falcon]

i played 40 hours in the first playtest, do i just have to be randomly selected for this next one or can i sign up since i was in the first oen

[sour cairn]

you can diy order pills or patches

[sacred falcon]

and i dont are about tha $500 gift card i jus wanna play the game

[sour cairn]

for the weight, hormones dont care about weight

[proven kernel]

I was 302 ate the start of this year, now 247 as of yesterday, so if you want some advice, just ask.

[shy flame]

Yeah, its called Yo Mama House. We're the biggest in the world 🤣

[kindred vigil]

Randomly seletcted, check ur email, if you ain't get one sorry

[sour cairn]

larger women exist and dont have any problems connected to that with endocrine stuff

[sacred falcon]

ty !

[shy flame]

Im not scared of needles, I take that back. I'm scared of administering needles myself due to my non-sterile (not even close, its disgusting) environment. I try to keep it clean but live with some family who are nasty

[kindred vigil]

green needle brainstorm hurry up answer

[shy flame]

@cursive perch I can just give you my alpha test

You failed, you're a beta. Sorry 🤷‍♀️

[drifting skiff]

if you've got insurance you should go for healthcare hrt and just ask to keep dysphoria off your record

[kindred vigil]

alpha test:

How many Bugatti do u own

[shy flame]

Buddy they're not going to prescribe without dysphoria in Kentucky

[kindred vigil]

Beta test:

how many Soylent do u drin

[drifting skiff]

try em.

[shy flame]

Gamma test: how much skin have you lost

[kindred vigil]

That shouldn't have produced the laughter that came outta me

[sour cairn]

process for administering injections to yourself is to sterilize your skin via alcohol wipes, take off the cap of the sterile needle, and jab yourself

[obsidian plover]

Arf

[gleaming bough]

[sour cairn]

as long as that uncapped needle doesnt touch anything else besides your skin, you're fine

[drifting skiff]

yeah all you need is washed hands and to wipe down a singular surface to keep everything on

[sour cairn]

very little risk of anything

[drifting skiff]

injections are so nice

[midnight juniper]

this chat is all over the place

[sour cairn]

also yeah washed hands and whatnot basic sanitation stuff

[drifting skiff]

unless someone spits on your needle before you inject you'll probably be fine

[kindred vigil]

I'm Lowkey disoriented cuz how many stuff is happening since 12

[drifting skiff]

yeah :)

[shy flame]

Lowk need this, why you gotta say it like that

[midnight juniper]

im over here watching peacemaker glancing over its eighty people asking for 500 and the rest is random

[shy flame]

Is peacemaker good? I really liked the Rick flag show what was it called? Creature Commandos?

[midnight juniper]

its umm its goofy

[shy flame]

Like A Goofy Movie Goofy or 2010s parody movies Goofy?

[midnight juniper]

I just caught up on the new dexter so this is all I got left

[sour cairn]

process for injecting medication is

have medication vial, with the cap taken off theres a rubber seal that only needles can get through

put syringed draw needle into vial, draw the amount you want to inject

take draw needled syringe out, take off that needle and replace it with a capped injection needle

uncap injection needle, inject yourself with the medication

[midnight juniper]

like a watch alone cause some very random weird stuff happens

[drifting skiff]

important to sterilize both the bottle cap and the site

[sour cairn]

very little risk of contamination in any environment as long as stuff doesnt touch other stuff

[sour cairn]

yeahg i just didnt wanna make it too long

[proven kernel]

I love new people are getting exposed to this lol

[gleaming bough]

huh

[midnight juniper]

storyline isnt bad though

[kindred vigil]

is this on the test

[drifting skiff]

I mean I can spam this instead

THE ALPHA IS CLOSED TO THOSE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE ORIGINAL PLAYTEST

IF YOU DID NOT RECEIVE AN EMAIL, YOU ARE NOT IN THE NEXT PLAYTEST.

THE $500 IS FOR PLAYERS CHOSEN DUE TO PLAY TIME IN PREVIOUS TESTS

KEEP CHECKING YOUR EMAIL BUT THE SURVEY CUTOFF IS 9/1

[kindred vigil]

OW!!!!! MEIN EYES!!

[midnight juniper]

My eyes!

[proven kernel]

I prefer the other thanks

[gleaming bough]

rub sea salt in them

[drifting skiff]

estradiol transgender ts

[kindred vigil]

no

[gleaming bough]

[sour cairn]

process for pills and patches are just basic medication stuff that wont need any explanations you know how to take pills or apply a bandaid

[drifting skiff]

testosterone if you're into that

[kindred vigil]

I'm an sigma so yeah I am

[drifting skiff]

progesterone if you wanna spit in the face of wpath

[sour cairn]

gladly i fucking hate wpath

[drifting skiff]

spironolactone if you want to pee twelve times a day

I should be painting warhammer rn

[sour cairn]

GRAAAGH I HATE SPIRO

[proven kernel]

DHT blocker if your like me and waiting…

[kindred vigil]

Spyro the dragon: hey what the hell

[drifting skiff]

spiro the dragon

[midnight juniper]

kinda wanna do bombfire and beer tonight

[sour cairn]

my new license came in and jesus christ i look different

[gleaming bough]

variation upon Variation

[drifting skiff]

Idk if I should get a new DL atp, I wanna get the name change but I feel like the dmv will shoot me on sight

like passport? secured. DL? old asf

[sour cairn]

i needed it for real ID stuff

also might as well get one that looks like ME instead of some acne riddled 17 year old

[forest canopy]

):

[midnight juniper]

spent nine hours at the dmv for my ID two months ago they suck

[sour cairn]

make an appt beforehand

[proven kernel]

Ouch

[midnight juniper]

two months out minimal

[sour cairn]

took me like 30 mins

skill issue

[midnight juniper]

sure sure

[kindred vigil]

so uh,

how's the weather....

[midnight juniper]

sunny out

[gleaming bough]

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago--never mind how long precisely--having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this.
If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me

[sour cairn]

sunny!

[gleaming bough]

[cursive perch]

I'm downloading Path of Exile 2 new update that I'm 90% sure won't play

[proven kernel]

I haven’t seen the sun in 4 days..

[kindred vigil]

it's always sunny in Philadelphia

[cursive perch]

Holyness, sister, get some light!

[shy flame]

The craziest thing about any HRT to me is I like my -BLAM!- and autistically fear change. Ig I need to go along the "talk to doc" path

[hot rose]

any more info on next alpha playtest?

[kindred vigil]

I don't know?

[proven kernel]

Sister, but it’s cloudy out.

[shy flame]

Check your email if you got into the first one, otherwise scram

[kindred vigil]

ask mister Bungie

[cursive perch]

sorry. sister*

[hot rose]

time to scan my email forever

[sour cairn]

change is unavoidable, id look at it more like do you have attachment to it in a way that would make the tradeoff of different functionality for curves and breasts not worth it

[cursive perch]

I dont inspect profiles usually

[shy flame]

I actually have access to the latest playtest, hmu to schedule a play date at my house and we can test it out together beforehand

^ this is a joke about play dates

[midnight juniper]

to late ill be there at 7

[ionic spruce]

Uh so how do I get into this new test

[cursive perch]

We farming cringe points ?

[kindred vigil]

play date at my house we playing Xbox lan party halo 3

[obsidian plover]

Yawn

[hot rose]

surely there isnt a thing where you got into the first playtest but not the second right?

[cursive perch]

there is ofc

[sour cairn]

hmu if you wanna discuss this further wub i have resources that can explain each individual medication in depth and overall changes youd have, the good, the great, and the indifferent ones

[shy flame]

Why wouldn't there be? The entire goal is to lower the pool of testers to get more detailed feedback

[obsidian plover]

Ut99 first

[cursive perch]

thats not how it works

[hot rose]

i was about say

[obsidian plover]

You hear the unreal tournament menu music in your head

[proven kernel]

Poor wub is getting info from all sides of us today lol

[kindred vigil]

I'm not that old I don't play unreal tournament

[cursive perch]

I prefer Extreme-G 2 OST actually

[midnight juniper]

I need a new expresso machine

[proven kernel]

Now there’s a game I havent heard of in a long time.

[obsidian plover]

But that doesn’t indicate your about to have a bad ass time for a few hours in unreal tournament

[kindred vigil]

I did however play quake arena arcade

[obsidian plover]

I have an extra Breville handy

[obsidian plover]

Getting our flag

[midnight juniper]

dang thats pricey lol

[cursive perch]

welcome

[obsidian plover]

Meh I’m lazy and like all in ones

[midnight juniper]

thats what I was thinking tbh

[obsidian plover]

Real

I used to have 3 machines

[midnight juniper]

also like four shots in my drink so its rough doing in manual

[obsidian plover]

Then got the express then upgraded after a year, but I don’t have many coffee friend snobs

[shy flame]

@proven kernel its not poor wub, im about to be rich with knowledge

Thank you girls, seriously. I'm investing in myself even if my transition becomes my star of david one day.

[proven kernel]

Glad we’re all helping!

[midnight juniper]

I use to have coffee shop right next to my house in Japan they always did it right then I came back to the US and my friend I live with showed me how to use the machine now I use it more then her lol

[obsidian plover]

Bubb rubb already said the whistle tips go woo wooooooo

[shy flame]

WHAT?! 😭😭😭

[obsidian plover]

THEY GO WOOO WOOOOOOOOO

[shy flame]

This is so Uncle Grandpa rn

[kindred vigil]

UNCLE GRANDPA WHERE

[shy flame]

I fucking loved that guy, I can do a great "Good Morning" and "Hello, Mr Gus!"

[kindred vigil]

I love Uncle Grandpa if you hate Uncle Grandpa consider yourself an O P P

[obsidian plover]

Don’t let anyone tell you that you aren’t pizza nor unique!

[gleaming bough]

[drifting skiff]

who up watchin chappie

[kindred vigil]

omg chappie

[midnight juniper]

been a minute since I watched that

[proven kernel]

I need to go make food but doing the pretending I have a wasting disease thing.

[obsidian plover]

I’m not a-log enough for that

[drifting skiff]

have you talked about anything other than complaining about how the tests are going?

also the $500 is for a research study associated with the game. Like the expectation and goal is you're playing every single day

I should be grateful

lmao okay bud

[copper lodge]

Is it too late to sign up?

[drifting skiff]

Yes you're right! They haven't :) Good job!

[kindred vigil]

ja

[crude bronze]

me when i need attention

[copper lodge]

Ja? As in ya?

[kindred vigil]

yes

[copper lodge]

Ooof

[kindred vigil]

i go on this server for my daily dose

[drifting skiff]

Is this man like intentionally misgendering me or is he stupid

Callin me boy and guy when like it's in the name

[icy rain]

im not your guy pal

[drifting skiff]

I'm not your pal buddy

[icy rain]

oop hes dead

[proven kernel]

Hmmm Victorian wasting disease

[steady rose]

Ban that person

[drifting skiff]

Victorian wasting disease.....

[kindred vigil]

Are u my bro

[icy rain]

...

[thin sparrow]

Hey guys, how do i enter the play test? I would like to help on that

[crude bronze]

you cant

[icy rain]

kill the white whale

[drifting skiff]

chase the nu caloric white whale

[kindred vigil]

is my goat lebron in this game

[icy rain]

god i hope sio

dude its so fucking cold omg last week it was ~40 and nows its like avg 15 (104 in freedom units to 59)

[kindred vigil]

simply warm up

[icy rain]

i need you to help me with that 😳

[proven kernel]

Muffulettas and stewed okra and tomatoes. Who wants some?

[kindred vigil]

me (idk what a muffuletttas is)

[icy rain]

that sounds yummy can i get some

[kindred vigil]

Ooo that sounds yum

[icy rain]

anything stewed is pawesome

also im playing mgs delta rn YAYYYY

[kindred vigil]

dude everytime we talk no one suddenly.wants to speak #what

[mental mango]

hello

[kindred vigil]

nevermind hello crow

[crude bronze]

GOD I LOVE MUFFALETTA

[mental mango]

@kindred vigil crow ?

[icy rain]

the bird

[kindred vigil]

crow was my replacement for bro for a while

[icy rain]

ew

[jaunty horizon]

How do I join the playtest????

[icy rain]

YOU CANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jaunty horizon]

Oh

So then why is everyone freaking out

[kindred vigil]

Because it's the Internet FREAK OUT!!

[icy rain]

because pete parsons just exploded on national television

[kindred vigil]

do y wanna play Pokemon z-a legends w me @icy rain

[proven kernel]

Can I?

[icy rain]

butane can

[kindred vigil]

of course !!

[kindred vigil]

ugh just say you hate me

[icy rain]

you hate me

[jaunty horizon]

I got a weird picture from this discord