🗣marathon-general-chat

[sudden hazel]

Help

[worldly lantern]

Rip so relatable

[sudden hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/silver-rg-bomboclat-dancing-dancing-meme-dance-gif-3511887710511048834

Rip my gif

[worldly lantern]

Ryan gosling eating cereal type beat

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

What’s the clown for zox

@sudden hazel v important question

[sudden hazel]

My bad bro, never knew u were sensitive my bad gang

[worldly lantern]

That doesn’t answer my question at all

[sudden hazel]

Even the fish? My bad gang

Say less

[worldly lantern]

Nah I want to know why you did it don’t worry bout me

[sudden hazel]

U will never know

[magic rose]

Hahahaa

[kindred vigil]

ouch

[pallid shoal]

[worldly lantern]

Dude doesn’t even know why he does things his own mind is a mystery to himself

[magic rose]

https://tenor.com/view/cretoi-icssmoke-gif-18150152580473674997

[sudden hazel]

@worldly lantern

[worldly lantern]

Your little thought bubble on ur profile has incorrect grammar btw

It’s over for zoxcels

[sudden hazel]

Tell that to Alan Vuong

[worldly lantern]

What song is it from then

I will cross reference

[sudden hazel]

Deep in your soul

[worldly lantern]

Rah you’re genuinely dead wrong

[sudden hazel]

Incorrect grammar

[worldly lantern]

Peep the lyrics lmao

[worldly lantern]

What’s incorrect about dat

[sudden hazel]

You will never know

[worldly lantern]

Zox has no idea he’s reaching so hard for anything to grasp rn

[sudden hazel]

My bad gang

[worldly lantern]

Put that “to” in there “gang”

[magic rose]

https://tenor.com/view/thecasualassassin-dark-elf-black-black-cosplayer-red-potion-bottle-gif-13782341

[sudden hazel]

Rip gif

[magic rose]

Why

[sudden hazel]

We will never know

[worldly lantern]

Over under on zox’s age let’s say 13.5

[magic rose]

Zox tryn so hard to reach rn

[sudden hazel]

Im an AI

[worldly lantern]

I’m going under

[high zealot]

🫳🏾

[magic rose]

https://tenor.com/view/ian-insanity-bloons-tower-defense6-cymbal-monkey-monkey-gif-23755944

[sudden hazel]

Rip

[magic rose]

Rip gif

[worldly lantern]

@sudden hazel peep my music rn and check lyrics plsss

Tryna help a fella out and avoid further embarrassment

[high zealot]

Mmm

[magic rose]

Nah

[sudden hazel]

Gannnnggg

Aight yall have a good one bbye

[high zealot]

[magic rose]

Zox dont caare

[high zealot]

Is that 3rd person

Ar no mida

[magic rose]

You just a mid

[kindred vigil]

hey it's print scrn+ wins key to take a screenshot on PC right

yeah I wasted time here instead of googling I need the discord to tell me

[magic rose]

Zox dont caare

[cunning shadow]

anyone have advice for insomnia

[kindred vigil]

just sleep

[high zealot]

Close ur eyes

[pallid shoal]

just keep counting

[cunning shadow]

omg I should’ve tried that, that’ll surely work 😑

[kindred vigil]

yeah just try sleeping it'll work #trustme

[high zealot]

Sleeeeeep

[cunning shadow]

Nothing Burger share holders

[high zealot]

Literally lay down face to the earth

[kindred vigil]

Come on we all know if u ask for something online it's a 95% chance of getting the worst answer

[high zealot]

No printer

[cunning shadow]

If you’re the 95% contributing it means you’re in a state of addiction

[high zealot]

That’s how 95% of ppl gts

[kindred vigil]

state of what addiction tho...

[cunning shadow]

Addicted to this dih

[kindred vigil]

ooooohhhh you got me thereewe

[crude plover]

[cunning shadow]

🫩🔫

[trim summit]

woah, put the gun down. let’s talk it out

[kindred vigil]

no no no, its like a play they're simply doing act 2 of insomnia

[cunning shadow]

I’d rather ☠️🔫

[kindred vigil]

The third act is staring at a wall

[magic rose]

Love that

[cunning shadow]

why is the world so blurry in 3d

[pallid shoal]

if its too hot to sleep comfortably, get those sugary ice popsicles and eat one at like 11pm

[magic rose]

Zog love that

[trim summit]

wipe your tears

[vapid crane]

nah ice pack on the back of ur neck is the best

[kindred vigil]

The world is only blurry if ur eyes suck ass like mine

[cunning shadow]

My room is set to 68° at night. Even then body temp will spike after 15 minutes of sleep and I’m awake again

I could try an ice pack

[vapid crane]

lol

[cunning shadow]

Roblox player detected, dead brain

[pallid shoal]

untuck the sheet, stick your feet out

[kindred vigil]

Or get a portable fan . .. . . ... . . .

[cunning shadow]

and let the monster under my bed have a go? Are you crazy

[vapid crane]

does ur bed fit in the fridge?

[trim summit]

you made me ink

[kindred vigil]

There's a group of people that'd love this scenario

dude gross only squids do that

[trim summit]

it’s from finding nemo smh

[kindred vigil]

I haven't watched that in years give me some slack

[cunning shadow]

ur input is the equivalent to an ants impulse for food

[kindred vigil]

come on we all know who they are 🙏🕊️

[cunning shadow]

Is Jesus a virgin, I’m not sure

[pallid shoal]

rank noobs

alpha code joke

[cunning shadow]

feelsgood been active since May where’s his code

[magic rose]

His code is vibin

[cunning shadow]

good for you feels, glad you’re able to express your true identity 🏳️‍🌈

[magic rose]

Thats nothing. Me and pluto been here in the chat for 3 months not straight

[cunning shadow]

are what you eat, if they keep their mouth closed online they must keep it open for the baes

[magic rose]

Wut

[cunning shadow]

imagine a grown ass man sending another grown ass man wanking for attention

[magic rose]

Zog love yhat

[cunning shadow]

zog is the best

feelsgood ur feeling some typa way, mayb get some food

[tawny shoal]

We don’t need to talk about it anymore. They won’t be back

[cunning shadow]

bro so desperate its comical

[tawny shoal]

Seriously. Not necessary

[cunning shadow]

Track them macros and aminos 🍳

[kindred vigil]

man did I miss it

[magic rose]

Why when the governemt can do it gor me

[magic rose]

Zog think so

[austere zodiac]

Why aren’t we talking about how bad Marathon is.

Oh because you had to sign an agreement 😂

[cunning shadow]

idk man i played the alpha and it’s more playable than apex

[magic rose]

N9

No*

[wicked basin]

.

[kindred vigil]

I agree Schmidt

[magic rose]

No

[wicked basin]

that was genuinly my cat

[kindred vigil]

I agree with ur cat

[cunning shadow]

idk boomer u tell us

[kindred vigil]

what

[cunning shadow]

i think ur making things up

[proven kernel]

🤨

[kindred vigil]

hey butane bye butane hey butane

[proven kernel]

hi bye hi

[cunning shadow]

thats whats been going on? u’ve been quite the rotten pickle from what i’ve seen

[magic rose]

Modelo

Try pool cleaner

https://tenor.com/view/thecasualassassin-dark-elf-black-black-cosplayer-red-potion-bottle-gif-13782341

[cunning shadow]

hmm… try sobriety? maybe you’d feel better and less like a pickle

[magic rose]

Try pickle juice

[kindred vigil]

To be or not to be...is the question...

[magic rose]

I do not think therefour i do not am

[kindred vigil]

cogito ergo sum...

[magic rose]

Zog

[cunning shadow]

8 days out of the month give or take a tuesday, i’d say maybe keep it to every other sunday

Alchohol does not make you cool, sunglasses make you cool

[kindred vigil]

I take it ur not fond of alcohol

[cunning shadow]

Alchohol can be enjoyed, but if its a crutch it isn’t enjoyed, its abused

[proven kernel]

I had an old neighbor like that. He had no idea what he was talking about.

[dreamy warren]

But I know what he was saying and that's all that matters

[cunning shadow]

we all do, sad innit

[dreamy warren]

"innit" 😬

[magic rose]

Did someone just get sneak-banned

Bruh @topaz comet what happend

[cursive vortex]

[cunning shadow]

rs unban bro, he aint got nobody to talk to

[kindred vigil]

What just happened

[quartz abyss]

what 😭😭😭

[cunning shadow]

he got sniped by camper on crane

[cunning shadow]

dud did u finish g & g

[quartz abyss]

no im only on ep5 bc i have to pause after every part and be like what the skibidi 😭😭

[cunning shadow]

normally i wouldn’t sit down and choose to watch, i was babysitting and got exposed to the horrors that netflix be milking

[quartz abyss]

😭😭 wdym u were babysitting a baby that was watching it

[cunning shadow]

It was already on, i did not care to change it, the baby was getting uppies

georgia gotta chill out, could’ve ended the show if she used that life insurance for a ranch

[quartz abyss]

😭 wait so did u like watch all of it

[cunning shadow]

Georgia a socio schizo ginny a psycho narc and they both self sabotage in the pursuit of revenge, then play victim when held accountable and all the supporting cast enable it. Yes.

[jade dagger]

just chillin

[kindred vigil]

world is dead, words is fuel, rage bait forever

[bold dust]

Day 32093 of being Ghosted by cozmo, I am losing my mind

[quartz abyss]

evry part u literaly have to pause and be like what the skibidi bc its so crazy 😭😭 and it shoud def not be tv14

[proud glade]

what

i unironically got a headache from that

[magic rose]

Day 32k? Bro there dead 💀

[bold dust]

🥲

[magic rose]

🪁 🪦

[dreamy warren]

Glorble

[gleaming bough]

Hrmmm?

[jade dagger]

hello~

[dreamy crow]

mecha breaking

[surreal sable]

where are the aliens

[dreamy crow]

just saw marathon on that lisa playstation collab thingy.yea sony aint giving up on it. blessed

[cyan bridge]

Raises hand and starts glorping zip zip zob around.

[dark yoke]

👽

oh shit theres one

[cyan bridge]

Come inside my ship.

[dark yoke]

Nice ship, whats it called?

[cyan bridge]

The Zip Zop Zarper

[pseudo scroll]

Hello everyone

[magic rose]

Hi

[clever bluff]

Marthon

[nova whale]

Fartaton 😏💨

[clever bluff]

🍑 💨 😤

[pliant moss]

This game was a plot by the government, there’s no marathon. Especially for me because I can only run in shorts bursts.

[jade dagger]

wait

[pliant moss]

I’m impatient I can’t

[astral snow]

an egirl in the wild, that's rare. 😅 Sup vro

[gleaming bough]

I regret drinking monster

but the other half isn't

[astral snow]

first time on the internet? just scroll up vro

[stuck aurora]

Can marathon release already

Some of us been waiting 30 years for a sequel

[echo kestrel]

id let you ruin my life no bs

[jade dagger]

hmm~

[astral snow]

Do you think that the hardcore runners would jump into such a huge departure from the og genre?

[pallid shoal]

The originals came out when FPS was still a marvel and practically a whole genre itself. The goal of each level was usually "get things and go to exit terminal" which imho matches extraction just fine.

The real lasting legacy of Marathon is in its fragmentary telling of a transcendental story (released about the same time as system shock) but still being a great action game without pushing the story too hard.

Halo did great repeating the trick: an immediate story of your exploits and enriching context of a larger story you're taking a small but critical part in

[pliant cipher]

This a dead game or what

[pallid shoal]

They had play tests over last weekend, people say it was ||fun||

[pliant cipher]

I hope

[stuck aurora]

Nah but I'm 19 and enjoyed the ancient relics that is the og Marathon trilogy

my dad played it too

[pallid shoal]

Ya I didn't think they're really banking on gamers from the 90s showing up for the brand

I assume that's why they got the Valorant guy and added heroes, trying to appeal to a younger mainstream audience who play apex and val

[stuck aurora]

But they made it casual as fuck

I was considering getting my dad on it at some point

But yea that went down the shitter with how ugly this game really is

[rough tendon]

🧑‍🦳 "Back in my day"

[stuck aurora]

Back in my day we used to extraction shoot in vietnam

[rough tendon]

why is there 2 tabescent

[stuck aurora]

3 actually

Oh

The 3rd one is gone :(

[rough tendon]

GG

[dawn ridge]

For those who don't know, Laufey dropped even more peak: https://open.spotify.com/track/6dWilYAxP2aJbTTt0UsatK?si=f_X4MO0ISlOubJCUl_XHvg

[stuck aurora]

in your dreams

[jade dagger]

nooo

[lavish cave]

are the triplets killing each other in here what is going on

[delicate tusk]

So this is where all the icky feelings come from when I watch it. That and the clash of her evebrows vs. the blonde hair

[quartz abyss]

👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

[rough tendon]

what does this mean for the Rizzler?

[delicate tusk]

Hey, I want to like them and the show; they just seem a bit unhinged, and then, I end up feeling that way, and then nobody is having a good time 🤷🏻‍♂️

[rough tendon]

unc geeking of the percs

[quartz abyss]

every one is crazy exept ginny

[delicate tusk]

I suppose I support this.

[jade dagger]

hi hi

[rough tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-guild-wow-mythic-wow-mythic-raiding-wow-wotk-gif-27616166

[wooden cosmos]

The most powerful diddy blud got away 💀

At this moment just now

Diddy not guilty of racketeering and trafficking

💀

[rough tendon]

my sweetheart would never 🥺

[magic kiln]

o7

[warped urchin]

necesito 4 personas para que se unan a mi equipo, del evento que hicieron, quien le interese que me hable

[vapid valve]

че?

[kindred vigil]

that's 2 different languages from my own @grok translate

[solemn venture]

Omg look at all the kitties

[jade dagger]

mhm

[dreamy warren]

Glorble

[pseudo scroll]

nice try

[quartz abyss]

🤮🤮

[dreamy warren]

I can feel the bugs trying to dig their way out of my skull. They're trapped.

[proud glade]

are there moths in there

[dreamy warren]

No just the scritchy scratchy kind

[quartz abyss]

😨

[magic rose]

hey, your trapped in there too

[dreamy warren]

No I'm just trapped in a meat suit. Im a skeleton not a meat man

[stuck aurora]

Meat man

2401 try not to be ignorant challenge (impossible)

[dreamy warren]

Guys I seen a runner shard his pants

Whenever anyone talks about destiny 2 in here or elsewhere it makes me want to play borderlands more. So much in fact that I installed the pre sequel

[jade dagger]

huh?

[candid talon]

Borderlands 2 was better than 1 lmao whatcha mean dawg

[dreamy warren]

Wrong take

D2 I have to slog through bored out of my gourd. At least borderlands has funny characters while destiny is 80% moping and brooding

[candid talon]

Borderlands 1 also had rampant cheating lmao modded guns etc. There was a way to figure out what gun parts did added what buffs and damage on 1 and there was a whole editor released LMAO

[kindred vigil]

everything.post borderlands 1 is legitimately better what ?

[candid talon]

Okay go back and play borderlands 1 then

[dreamy warren]

3 funny characters across the entirety destiny 💔

[candid talon]

Okay

[dreamy warren]

Mods ban this guy

[candid talon]

I dont be reading

[latent gyro]

Borderlands 2 is a better game than Borderlands 1, what are you on about

[kindred vigil]

literally 2 hell even 3 blows all the other borderlands (gameplay wise ok) out the water

[dreamy warren]

Im there for a funny looter shooter

Not a book

[latent gyro]

What story LMAO Borderlands 1 had some bland questing, Borderlands 2 had an actual story development

[kindred vigil]

ok ur rage baiting

[candid talon]

I don't remember the story in 1 other than GOTTA GET 2 DA VAULT ROLAND

OH SHIT ALIEMS

[dreamy warren]

Same airy movement feel as destiny but without a glide.

[kindred vigil]

cuz borderlands 1 is the most barebones experimental game like ever it's so bare compared to the features and story in the other games

[latent gyro]

I’ve played both to completion. If you’re wanting to discuss Borderlands 1 vs 2, story is the worst thing to backup a claim

[dreamy warren]

Chat 2401s rage bait worked 💔

[latent gyro]

This guy is just rage baiting atp 💀

[kindred vigil]

ok I'm being rage baited ggs wtf is a bolt on

[candid talon]

I got no skin on da game i pirated both LMAO

[latent gyro]

They didn’t add skins to Borderlands 1 until the definitive edition release

[dreamy warren]

Just cus it's original doesn't make it right

[kindred vigil]

how do u think a sequel that legitimately improves everything the 1st one did is worse

[latent gyro]

Borderlands 1 base game is far different from the updated one today

[dreamy warren]

You could've said YOU enjoyed 1 more. But instead you said 1 is the best it's ever been

[kindred vigil]

we weren't even added bro 💔

[dreamy warren]

And what it is... Is a bad take gngy 💔🥀

[latent gyro]

My Reddit account? Buddy I don’t post on Reddit

[kindred vigil]

bad take of death and damnation but I'll let it slide for this one time

secret third option, soda

[dreamy warren]

I actually make it with pasta sauce and have goulash instead

[kindred vigil]

that isn't soda it has no corn syrup

[dreamy warren]

Seltzer is for old people

[kindred vigil]

no no no no no no no no it's not soda it doesn't have red 40..no chemicals no corn sryup

no

[dreamy warren]

I love red 40 maxxing

Rockstar red 40 my favorite energy drink red 40

[kindred vigil]

to my eu people

Do u think that stop killing game thing will work I'm actually curious since eu works different

[dreamy warren]

I read "eu" as ew

My phone autocorrected eu to ew

[serene prism]

Been a while

Y'all should bow to this king

This one right here

The one with the mace

The one with the skills of an ace

Wassup

As expected of you

Begone

Foul beast

Thou shall not ruin my mood

[quartz abyss]

🤌

[serene prism]

You're a smart one

You deserve a seat at the table

[dreamy warren]

Jesus comes before the king

[quartz abyss]

🤏

[serene prism]

As a dark god I come before darkness and light

[dreamy warren]

I have a joke but I don't want another 24 hour mute

[serene prism]

Lol

First time?

[kindred vigil]

it's not

[serene prism]

🫠

Tsk no good emojis in the server

[dreamy warren]

I've been perma banned and got like 6-8 mutes so far 💔

[serene prism]

Tsk tsk tsk pathetic

[serene prism]

I've only gotten 4

You're my senior.

[dreamy warren]

But I rose back from my perma ban 3 hours later cus marathon Jesus etc etc blah blah blah

[serene prism]

[dreamy warren]

They did free me

[serene prism]

Tight

[surreal glade]

did you guys see marathon in the new PS x Lisa commercial

[magic rose]

What is marathon

[surreal glade]

Lisa is so cool

[latent gyro]

What is Lisa

[surreal glade]

https://youtu.be/NeRQVmVAVzE?si=Qx6xGHC6z8U1wnZ1

[quartz abyss]

its brain washing

[surreal glade]

she is playing Marathon at 20 seconds

[kindred vigil]

kpop x marathon wow !!

[surreal glade]

fr Lisa is so awesome

[warped linden]

This game is so cooked

[kindred vigil]

can you cook me too

[warped linden]

Your shoes raggedy

[kindred vigil]

ok that's just means extra cook time don't be lazy

[proud glade]

teeth

[magic leaf]

no thanks

[quick drum]

diablo new season pretty good

[kindred vigil]

Diablo 💔☝️

[trim summit]

playing diablo for the first time since 4 is free with ps+

[kindred vigil]

have fun being bored for 100+ hours then finally getting to the good "part" then some random patch note gonna fuck up everything u worked for

[quick drum]

playing seasonal so it's bound to fux everything up regardless 😛

[kindred vigil]

I hate seasonal games that just remove all ur hard work
.
no, I do not have hours in destiny don't look at me like that

[dreamy warren]

@kindred vigil how'd you feel about borderlands the pre sequel? Its the only one I haven't played so far and was thinking about it... Got it for free a while back and it's been collecting dust since

[quick drum]

they don't remove it, you get it permanent in regular mode

[kindred vigil]

yeah I don't know shit about Diablo I just love making fun of anything I slightly don't like

[quick drum]

seasonal mode you just start from scratch without your bank

your prior seasonal chars become eternal after

[dreamy warren]

Diablo I just found insanely boring

[quick drum]

seasonal essentially a ranking contest in the end

[kindred vigil]

I haven't beat it but it's really fun, provided the stupid oxygen system is weird but it's good for a spin off for sure it's really just bl2 2.5

and it being bl 2.5 isn't a bad thing it's a good game with some albeit weird decisions but it makes it a better one off spin off for said reasoning

[quick drum]

the loot is pretty fun, which is why i'm getting to the 900h in it lol

[trim summit]

even then the oxygen is only a bother in the beginning. after that, it’s not really a problem

[kindred vigil]

I did say I haven't beat it so

[quick drum]

what did you roll? what char

[kindred vigil]

idk but they should probably bring back the Lazer weapon type they're fun

[trim summit]

i played as athena

[kindred vigil]

Regardless, it's a fun side experience it really does full like a full fledged dlc as a game rather than it's own thing which isn't a bad thing, it did it better than tiny Tina wonderlands as the whole "same game but it's a spin off with some changes"

[dreamy warren]

Tbf it was made by the 2k Australia team

[kindred vigil]

yeah ¿

[dreamy warren]

Borderlands online by 2k China 🗿🗿🗿

[kindred vigil]

yeah like with most online games spin offs they're made by china lol

And they're usually good I'm not even gonna lie

China is a lot of things but damn they know how to make online game spin offs...

[dreamy warren]

Holy freak chat. My gf literally just text me "Yk there's somethings that I do to check on you that you have no idea about. You think you stalk me. You have no idea about what I do "

Am I winning??

[kindred vigil]

uh [ common male reply about crazy gf and that it's peak]

[dreamy warren]

Yea but that's different

They say they want it but they don't but I actually do 🙏🏻 it is NOT the same

She won't tell me what she does 💔 fr dangling the carrot in front of me

[kindred vigil]

I'm not well equipped for this @redditmale help me

[dreamy warren]

Please don't bring redditors into this 🙏🏻

[kindred vigil]

no, post this on r/dating advice😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[dreamy warren]

I refuse to ask anything on redit. The one and only time I did it was to ask people who actually play terraria why my house turned purple

[restive cloak]

What’s up guys

[unique tendon]

Run

[dreamy warren]

Why

[unique tendon]

She put a chip in your neck, you are like her dog now

[dreamy warren]

Im not the dog js

But a chip in my neck would be kinda hot.... We do already track eachothers locations

[jade dagger]

eh

[dreamy warren]

You say the same thing all time get something new 🥀💔

[unique tendon]

I would say that's good for safety.

[dreamy warren]

Usually she just uses it to spam me with "charge your phone" messages when it gets low and I don't notice 💀

[tawdry olive]

i wish a mf would

i slight mida peeps on sight!

i keep dat thang on me

on deck, all day

[rough tendon]

unc ts not tuff 🥀

[tawdry olive]

tf u say

[rough tendon]

🫃

[tawdry olive]

im reporting u for replying with pregnant man emote

[rough tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/no-mpreg-1984-mpreg-big-brother-male-pregnancy-gif-83533964675188427

[tawdry olive]

only if ur selling the finest of wares

[tawdry olive]

like a bunny?

a bunny dealership?

i will not call for that service

[lone hawk]

Ain’t this shit cancelled indefinitely

That’s not a no

So yall just hanging in a dead game chat throwing shade it was a question and you mad

Yikes I can smell you girl

[dreamy warren]

🪱

I don't agree

[shell tangle]

[kindred vigil]

i

[tawdry olive]

cuz number is spoopy and im scared 😭

our company is having a pool party next week and im gonna have to see coworkers in their bikinis

[jade dagger]

Emm..

[tawdry olive]

i dont wannaaaaa gooooo

yay

i will do the thing that was just deleted

[kindred vigil]

their name is remon they have nothing to lose

[tawdry olive]

it tru 😭/

[dreamy warren]

Anyone know that betting website? So I can bet on Diddy being out of prison early for "good behavior" or something

[kindred vigil]

Also what kind of anime ass scenario is a company pool party am I just that jobless

[dreamy warren]

My moms an accountant and her last firm she worked for rented out an entire theater so they could see The Accountant like opening day

[kindred vigil]

I know a guy in this chat who'd love this

[pallid shoal]

i never hid it

it just never came up

besides it's probably half of you

[kindred vigil]

God dang it Bobby now what I say about watching them animoos or whatever the hell you kids look at the devil sin known as television nowadays

I keep thinking of Hank hill recently I kinda need him as a father

Hank hill isn't real unfortunately

Well, un less you live in southern or western usa

[delicate hearth]

what's with the random marathon stream?

[pallid shoal]

node21 is fanart

[delicate hearth]

oh ok ty

[kindred vigil]

how did u know they meant node21

[pallid shoal]

people ask about it frequently

it's also a light ARG i guess? i'm not following it

[kindred vigil]

Do u have haki

[kindred vigil]

It's a timer countdown till game release but since it's delayed it'll probably change

We going to Vegas? Gosh, I hope there isn't a fallout....

I can't legally gamble but just don't tell anyone ok

[magic rose]

When it gets sued by Nintendo

Top 3
E. T.
MindsEye
Concord

[gleaming panther]

concord will be missed greatly

[kindred vigil]

The joke is that it's all failed games

[magic rose]

Yes im so funny not

[magic rose]

Im sure the 2 fans of it are very sad

[gleaming panther]

yeah😭

[magic rose]

lmao

[gleaming panther]

i nearly bought a copy of the ps5 physical release after they announced that they are shutting the game down just to say i own a copy and now kinda regret not getting it

[magic rose]

U could have had it framed on ur wall

[crude bronze]

i want one of those concord dev plaques

[gleaming panther]

exactly my thoughts

[magic rose]

1 dev donated ts to goodwill

[crude bronze]

i saw lol

[magic rose]

A game i actually miss is Evolve

[crude bronze]

they've still got a community playing no

[magic rose]

I think i got kicked out

[crude bronze]

LMAO

[magic rose]

Didnt even get to play🥀

On pc that is, i played on console until server shutdown

[magic rose]

I cant even remember what about other than the fact they really hate elder kraken

If only it got nerfed so that it was actually beatable

Cuz its fair enough that shit is so op

if they give out any special in-game items to players who participated in the closed alpha ima be really sad cause I missed it.

[kindred vigil]

I'm playing worldpal the mod

[waxen island]

guys will Marathon be better than Delta Force???? I hope so. Tried playing solo and going up against a full squad gets old fast

[torn lotus]

is there any rare beta items im missing i like collectibles

[magic rose]

you mean alpha?

[torn lotus]

its in alpha?

[magic rose]

theres closed alpha tests

[torn lotus]

id like to get in the betas

[magic rose]

yeah same whenever they do that

[torn lotus]

hmu when they do and if u catch wind of a collectible

[magic rose]

they said it would be in August I think but I think it might get deleyed because of the main release delay

[magic rose]

ok sure

[quartz abyss]

mods do a poll to ask who has a job here 😭

[uncut pike]

how's the game doing?

[quartz abyss]

do u have a job

[uncut pike]

i'm hiring someone to clean my feet

[quartz abyss]

ew

[uncut pike]

i mean that's a job ain't it

[quartz abyss]

no

[trim summit]

i have a weekend job

[uncut pike]

anyway i was jk, how the game doing?

[quartz abyss]

NAR IM THE ONLY 1 HERE W A JOB 😭😭

[quartz abyss]

oh nice

[dreamy warren]

I fr need a new infamous or prototype game

[uncut pike]

waiting for infamous to be emulated

[quartz abyss]

U need a job 😭

[dreamy warren]

I literally only talk to you guys when I'm at work or showering... Other than that I don't talk to y'all at home 🗿

[dreamy warren]

How do you think I bought a house

[torn lotus]

im bald and my heads a crystal ball. Ima a fortune teller at least?!?

[quartz abyss]

talking in the showr what the skibidi

[dreamy warren]

You don't like a cold shower after a long day at work?

[quartz abyss]

ur phone has water dmage 😨

[dreamy warren]

I have an arm that I don't have to hold in front of my face

[quartz abyss]

no im nt nasty n sweatyyy

[uncut pike]

cold shower? do you use the phone as distraction

[dreamy warren]

I clean myself with hot water. Rinse with cold. Grab da phone and then just soak in the cold water

[quartz abyss]

the only thing that's kinda sweaty is if u have to sweep

[dreamy warren]

I wash all of myself before I talk to you freaks

[uncut pike]

i mean shouldn't the meat be clean?

[quartz abyss]

i spilled steaming hot water on my hand today 😭😭 but it wasnt hot enouh to burn me ig 😭

[dreamy warren]

I like to know I'm the cleanest person here

[quartz abyss]

nar

[uncut pike]

how the game doing?

[dreamy warren]

You the kinda person to peel the burn blister off or leave it

[quartz abyss]

JOB

[quartz abyss]

EWWW NOT LIKE THAT

[dreamy warren]

I want to say a Daniel Larson quote

[dreamy warren]

Wdym not like that I asked which one you do? 😭

[uncut pike]

is your job is just going to random servers typing job in uppercase at random people?

[quartz abyss]

i dnt evn knw what a blister is

[dreamy warren]

Usually she just types ew

[uncut pike]

could be her job

[dreamy warren]

The thing you get when you get a burn... And it starts to pool liquid under it...

[uncut pike]

yeah these be crunchy

[dreamy warren]

Orzi has soft hands (derogatory) confirmed

[uncut pike]

not here

[dreamy warren]

If fix it felix and Bob the builder met would they fight or work together

You're soup

[jade dagger]

ohayo~

[dreamy warren]

You're not real

"innit"

[quartz abyss]

omg ur so british

ur so british innit

[dreamy warren]

Yea that's it orzi you're banned that's basically calling me a slur

Something something tea party

[gilded sequoia]

[magic rose]

konbanwa

[light relic]

How do I get access to the next private alpha

<@&1306392707979018371>arathon I'd give my kidney to play again 🫡

Ooof I suck at those lmao

[magic rose]

the ones right now or whenever they were were only open to people who particiapted in the earlier closed alpha, and I think even then only some people got selected. Maybe they'll do more closed alphas later though, especially with the release date delay

[light relic]

Bet, I had a chance to play the first closed alpha and loved it. Had my dislikes, but still could see myself out hundred of hours into marathon

@dull estuary Devs rooting for you guys and gals to succeed wanna play it again 😭🔥🤝

[magic leaf]

dont hate on innit

[dreamy warren]

Too late

[fathom temple]

For real tho. Praying I get a chance to play another alpha cause I was so hooked on it when the first one came out 🙏🏻 the team deserves to show what they got

[quartz abyss]

i bored

[magic rose]

i bored

[viscid olive]

Anyone else unhinged?

[kindred vigil]

sybau 💔

[viscid olive]

||you lost the game||

[quartz abyss]

ew

[tawdry olive]

what a dumb sticker

out of that entire cinematic masterpiece, they select this one?

Should replace it with the bad ass shield maneuver

[subtle remnant]

Wtf? U srsly thk u cn stp t me vro? R u fr rn? R u srsly srs rn vro? Icl Ts pmo fr ngl. u dnt evn kno whr i frm vro, dn ply wit me rn vro, u ain't lsting at all vro, I kll ppl vro, i nt nw t ts shi vro, u dnt evn knw me vro, u thk u tuff vro, you nt, u srsly js need t wrp it up vro, if u ws frm whr i ws frm u wndt evn b brthin vro, trust✌🏾🥀 u lky I dnt cm afr u rn, cuz u dsrv it. Smne gnna gt thy hnds on u 1 day, nd I ain't gnna b thre 2 get u out. I nvr swched ⬆️ 🔛 u nvr fget tht. ✌🏾✌🏾

[tame granite]

67🥀

[kindred vigil]

LMAOOO

I actually understand this I'm over

[proven kernel]

I’m too old for this.

[dreamy warren]

👴🏻

[subtle remnant]

Too old for what chief?

[proven kernel]

Chemically sure. mentally? Probably not.

[subtle remnant]

Follow your dreams at any age

导弹始终知道自己的位置。它之所以知道这一点，是因为它知道自己不在的位置。通过用不在的位置减去当前位置，或用不在的位置减去当前位置，取两者中较大者，就能得到一个差值或偏差。制导子系统利用偏差生成校正指令，驱动导弹从当前位置移动到不在的位置，再移动到之前不在的位置。因此，导弹当前的位置就是之前不在的位置，而之前的位置就是之前不在的位置。如果导弹当前的位置与之前不在的位置不同，则系统需要进行偏差修正。偏差指的是导弹当前位置与之前不在的位置之间的差值。如果偏差被认为是一个重要因素，它也可以通过地面电子攻击（GEA）进行校正。然而，导弹也必须知道自己之前的位置。导弹制导计算场景如下：由于某种偏差修改了导弹获取的部分信息，导弹无法确定自身当前位置，但可以确定自身不在合理范围内的位置，并且知道自己之前的位置。现在，导弹会用自身不在的位置减去自身应该在的位置，反之亦然。通过将其与自身不在的位置和当前位置的代数和进行区分，导弹能够获得偏差和偏差，这被称为“偏差”。你他妈的刚才到底说了我什么，你这个小贱人？我告诉你，我是海豹突击队班上成绩最好的，参与过无数次针对基地组织的秘密突袭，确认击杀数超过300人。我接受过“大猩猩”式狙击训练，是整个美国武装部队的顶尖狙击手。你对我来说，不过是一个目标而已。我会用地球上前所未有的精准度把你彻底消灭，记住我的话。你以为在网上说这些鬼话就能逃脱惩罚吗？再想想，混蛋。就在我们说话的时候，我正在联系我遍布美国的秘密间谍网络，你的IP地址正在被追踪，所以你最好做好准备迎接这场风暴，蛆虫。这场风暴会摧毁你那可怜的小生命。你他妈的死定了，小子。我可以随时随地出现在任何地方，我可以用七百多种方法杀死你，而且这还只是赤手空拳。我不仅受过全面的徒手格斗训练，还能动用美国海军陆战队的全部武器，我会用尽一切办法，把你这该死的家伙从这片大陆上彻底抹去。要是你早知道你那句“聪明”的言论会给你带来多么可怕的惩罚，或许你早就闭嘴了。但你做不到，你根本没做到，现在你正在付出代价，你这个该死的白痴。我会把怒火撒在你身上，让你淹死。你他妈的死定了，小子。

😔

Now you are become death

[weak pine]

??????????

[subtle remnant]

No one here possibly

[proven kernel]

Yeah, removed them, but the post remains.

There it goes.

[tawdry olive]

and its gone

[kindred vigil]

wait I was translating that brain rot slang what happened

[tawdry olive]

dat bad man post bad thing

[kindred vigil]

Human translation:
What the fuck? You seriously think you can't stop me bro?, are you for real right now? Are you seriously serious right now bro? I can't lie, this shit piss me off for real not gonna lie. You don't even know where I'm from bro, don't play with me right now bro, you don't even know me bro, you think you tuff bro, you not, you seriously just need to wrap it up bro, if you was from where I was from you wouldn't even be breathing bro, trust✌️🥀 you lucky I don't come after you right now, cause you deserve it. Someone gonna get they hands on you one day, and I ain't gonna be there to get you out. I never switched⬆️ 🔛 you never forget that.

there you go uncs ugh 🙄

[proven kernel]

Swamp gas from a weather ballon trapped in a thermal pocket refracted the light from Venus.

[tawdry olive]

@proven kernel can we have the shield slam from the cinematic as a sticker pls

[kindred vigil]

Okay that requires some smart to decode ill just stay in the dark and hope it wasn't nothing crazy

[proven kernel]

Sure! Now if only I had control over any of it…

[tawdry olive]

but ur a ninja 😭

[proven kernel]

I’m just a person to remove bad people.

[tawny shoal]

Butane is the coolest and wisest of us all tho

[proven kernel]

Uh huh…

[kindred vigil]

Butane is a gas

sry ....you had to fnd out ths way...

[scenic meteor]

is Butane a gas?

[tawny shoal]

My son calls millipedes “whatapedes” not sure why.

[tawdry olive]

butane is a superconductor

[viscid olive]

Butane is propoganda resist gas

[tawdry olive]

the key to an Einstein rosin bridge

millie peed

[proud glade]

im a hunter main

[bronze vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1286029274511573033/1388801808784429149/cs188-gilbert.gif

yes

hunters can play support. mine does.

[WORMISINEVITABLE]

[proud glade]

moths are hunters yes

[bronze vigil]

🎸 🎵

[proud glade]

technically moths are all classes because lucent hive (the moths) can be all classes

[bronze vigil]

omg that would be so cool for a radio show tagline. "you're listening to KWRM, you got WRM's in your ear" followed by like a chain of 20 soundboard samples

[proud glade]

throw in the screams of the damned for fun

[bronze vigil]

Moths are Guardians, Worms make Guardians. discuss.

oh yeah, like someone dying in a car crash, along with a clown horn with reverb, multiple farts, a mister roger's sample, gratuitous gunfire, and the loss song from various game shows

wrms in yo mf ear

[proud glade]

golf balls make guardians

[bronze vigil]

i swear they use worm light. it all connects somehow. darnit.

[insert personal fan fic with self insert played by weird al]

[proud glade]

milo murphy law

[bronze vigil]

that's who they should have gotten to play the fed in the next d2 chapter

https://tenor.com/view/uhf-weirdal-xirtus-gif-18587272

[proud glade]

despite being a moth I like the vex more than the hive

[fallen swift]

How can I get the decoration you have?

[proud glade]

no longer available unfortunately

[fallen swift]

But you still keep it, how do you do it?

[proven kernel]

If you have nitro, you get to keep it.

[proud glade]

specifically NOT nitro basic

[fallen swift]

Oh okay, thanks

[fallen swift]

Thanks

I don't have nitro ToT

[proven kernel]

I’ve never had any nitro, so I didn’t know.

[fallen swift]

I really hope the decor comes back soon or someday yea

[ember warren]

moth guy

[proud glade]

yep

[ember warren]

das you

[proud glade]

yep

[ember warren]

-squish-

[proud glade]

didn’t you get banned for saying that last time

[ember warren]

i dont think so

yknow it woulda been nice if they told me but what can ya do 🤷‍♂️

[chrome fox]

marathon

[delicate shard]

No I agree

[dreamy warren]

norton is probably my most hated form of bloatware

[ember warren]

aint that the dude who hears a who

[dreamy warren]

snortin

[magic rose]

bonzai buddy the most beloved bloat

Though his archnemisis maybe the microsoft clippy

[dreamy warren]

waiting for steam, and other launchers to load up just for me to inevitably close them is fine but norton on my laptop (that i usually only use for dnd stuff) is where i draw the line

[ember warren]

break it in half

[magic rose]

Have you tried mcafee

[ember warren]

have you tried none of those and just use windows defender and think

[magic rose]

Windows defender cost money

Aint ppl got time for activiating windows

[ember warren]

if you havent activated windows you need to lock in

[dreamy warren]

no no but what if i DONT want to close one cus i want that one open that time

[dreamy warren]

no.

(it reminds me of when i was young and playing command and conquer at my aunts house 💔 )

[latent gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-gif-12415677133864599416

[dreamy warren]

my uncles room reaked of pot, his garage is covered in solar pannels and he got all his money from breeding parrots... all he did was play WoW and startrek. swear ive seen a guy that looks like him in a movie

[ember warren]

legit aura

[soft saddle]

wtf lolll uncle sounds dope af

[latent gyro]

Imagine not having windows activated in 2025 💀

[dreamy warren]

bro had me playing the original roadrash and i even played a bunch of command and conquer renegade. because i grew around with people like him i got subjected to all that unc media

[ember warren]

paws at you

[dreamy warren]

anyways ima go play borderlands instead of hanging out with you people

[ember warren]

omg thank god hes gone time to talk behind his back

[dreamy warren]

i have two monitors

[proud glade]

[ember warren]

kevin gates over here

[dreamy warren]

sometimes i turn my flatscreen on to put tv on too but thats only when im dopamine maxxing... usually i watch tv on my second monitor but im on my laptop rn

[jade dagger]

qwq

[trim summit]

,>

[humble sphinx]

When are they going to officially cancel this slop?

(In the nicest way possible)

[quartz abyss]

i want cheeto puffs so baddddd 😭😭🤤

[tawdry plaza]

.

[quartz abyss]

no

[clever bluff]

I hope they dont, something is definitely there it just needs time to cook

[rugged frost]

I hope they do

[humble sphinx]

🤷‍♂️ only time will tell

[pseudo scroll]

yup

[trim summit]

i want cheeto balls

[nova moss]

oatchi

[light ocean]

why does discord look weird

oh I refreshed nvm

[jade dagger]

just vibin

[stray ocean]

game sucked, its gonna die lol,gn😹 😹

[tawdry plaza]

.

[trim summit]

:3

[trim summit]

the country of India is here

[dreamy warren]

Goodnight chat zzzzz

[worthy gorge]

plagiarism will make me god!

[jade dagger]

uwu

[lethal drum]

marton

[clear robin]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-daring-today-spongebob-spongebob-meme-daring-today-arent-we-gif-23808696

[jade dagger]

( ´•̥ו̥` )

[kindred vigil]

getting the worm #earlyshit

[deft narwhal]

Hey someone here's in the alpha?

also, hi! I'm new here!

[tepid bane]

Welcome!

[deft narwhal]

Thanks!

So what do you do around here?

[kindred vigil]

Omg they finally put Helldivers 2 on xbox

[quartz abyss]

GARY SNAIL MEOW MEOW

MEOW MEOW IM TURNING U INTO A SNAIL

https://tenor.com/view/gary-gary-snail-gif-25627525

[jade dagger]

just chillin

[quartz abyss]

ME WHEN I GET CHEETO PUFFS GIVE ME

my eye is twitching bc i need cheeto puffs so bad i think

cheeto puff worm

[pallid shoal]

Alpha code wherefore art thou

[kindred vigil]

well it's over

[pallid shoal]

No I didn't get my code so it can't be over yet!

Wherefore is it

[latent gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[hollow linden]

Aug26 tho

[kindred vigil]

still

won by being patient

(it's gonna look like shit on series s 💔)

[tepid bane]

When do we get the ODST suits?

[kindred vigil]

never lets be honest

[tepid bane]

Not with that attitude.

[deft narwhal]

I see

[proven kernel]

How this took 64 years from release is beyond me.

[pallid shoal]

Depends how desperate Microsoft gets, whether Sony and MS are still precious with their IPs even with the exclusives leakage

[kindred vigil]

My reasons to get a PS5 is legit going down per 3 months

[pallid shoal]

Ps6 better have a new bloodborne at launch

[proven kernel]

It will have horrible performance on Series S. It has been foretold!

[tepid bane]

Money.

[kindred vigil]

well I mean my only.reason is to upgrade from that crappy series s since they increased series x to like
...600$..

[tepid bane]

Inconceivable!

[tepid bane]

The underpowered version of the Xbox is a pain to optimise for. What results are absolutely atrocious ports.

[kindred vigil]

Yes which is why I never buy new games for the series s anymore

Unless it's like a miracle port

[tepid bane]

It's a shame that it remains available, and that all Xbox games must be released on both platforms.

[kindred vigil]

tbh it should've just been a xb1 Model line because it legit looks like a Xbox one port anyway 💔

[proven kernel]

Sorry, this is not the original Switch we're talking about.

[kindred vigil]

PANIC BUTTON IF U CAN HEAR ME save me 💔

[vocal moss]

Xbox One X outperforms the Series S in some areas supposedly
(Mostly like graphics/shadowing iirc)
But not many games were truly optimized for One X

[kindred vigil]

yes cuz one x has more ram than series s

which is crazy which is why I said its Lowkey a Xbox one with a ssd in it

[vocal moss]

Star Wars Battlefront 2 on the One X utterly blew my mind
Was like the first modern/AAA game that I got

Still looks beautiful today

[kindred vigil]

I'm ngl a lot of 2017-2016 ea era games still look good

[jade dagger]

Hello

[waxen island]

I'm so over playing Delta Force. Just not worth it. Every game I go into I either face full squads of sweats or it's cheaters. I need marathon to come out already

I'm sure it'll be the same eventually for Marathon but I want to play something new

[nocturne coyote]

Maybe this week I can finish my current marathon 1 playthrough and start fresh again because apparently achievements are disabled

(I’m still on the 24th level)

Ain’t Got Time Pfhor This…

[dreamy warren]

Unc

[vocal moss]

I’m hoping Console will have less of a cheater problem
But if player count is bad, then we gotta play with PC 😞

[dreamy warren]

How well does bungler handle cheaters?

[surreal notch]

Hey everyone

New to the community

[nocturne coyote]

Games older than me so I don’t think I qualify

[surreal notch]

Nothing much, wsp with U

[nocturne coyote]

But the game is good (haven’t picked up Infinity yet)

[surreal notch]

I thought this to be a marathon running server

[nocturne coyote]

I will eventually have the original trilogy done in order

[surreal notch]

seems nothing like it

More like a gaming thing

[nocturne coyote]

I might do Marathon 2 on total carnage

Since I have experience from the Xbox 360 port

[surreal notch]

Just doing the do 😂

[nocturne coyote]

[latent gyro]

This takes me back

I remember playing marathon durandal just to get the calling card on halo reach and ended up enjoying the game

Had RROD from overheating on my old white 360 back in the day, ended up taking it apart and cleaning it out and applying new thermal paste and never had the issue again

[rough tendon]

same twin

[whole widget]

yeowch!! scratchy

[leaden solstice]

Legit who the fuck asked.

[whole widget]

super itchy!!

[final mauve]

Felix the Cat

[olive oracle]

Chat…. How we all doin today? Yall good?

[fervent walrus]

Helldiver xbox reveal makes me happy. More for fun for more people

[olive oracle]

Oh snap, really? Nice

[proven kernel]

Wait, so Helldivers 2 and Gears of War Remake come out on the same day.... This was planned.

[fervent walrus]

Absolutely

[olive oracle]

gasp scandelous!

[fervent walrus]

What are we then? Some kinda Cogdivers?

[deft narwhal]

I finished mine early last year! I didn't knew they were making a new one back then! I freaked out the first time I heard about it. Its quite different to what I had in mind for a new entry...It's completely different. But I mean, the original story is finished, better to leave it like that, I like the ending. Also! In what level are you?

[deft narwhal]

Yeah, a slow day today... How about you?

[olive oracle]

Hey, you know.... slow days are always OK. It's never a bad thing to have a slow day.

[uneven flower]

How can we join the pre alpha?

[olive oracle]

Ah, you know... I'm doing ok.... dealing with car insurances right now....

[deft narwhal]

I never beat the originals, I was a play station guy when I was younger. Now I am PC mainly for convinience.

[deft narwhal]

yeah, I kinda needed it

[olive oracle]

Little tidbit for yall: don't let someone rear-end your car, it's always going to be a hassle.... 😆

[deft narwhal]

Uff, that's rough, I had to do that a couple of months ago, but it was due to a malfunction

I imagine!

[proven kernel]

The original games were pretty good. They just have that early xbox 360/ps3 brown filter on everything, and it looked like they kept that, so be prepared.

[olive oracle]

I mean, thankfully, I picked the right people to work with, because they've been really helping me through the process, but man, it's a lot to take in lol

[deft narwhal]

that would have pissed me off

yeah

glad to hear it

[deft narwhal]

Ah it isn't that bad, Kill Zone had the same problem XD. But those were fun too!

Mmm, I remember the last parts of 2, full of destroyed cities, but you are right! 3 was much more colorful, the artic and jungle maps were awesome. I loved the multiplayer

[nocturne coyote]

Ain’t got time Pfhor this… (low difficulty for now)

[final mauve]

And his bag of tricks

[tawdry olive]

mods in chat

hides

[quick drum]

Is the game out yet?

[tawdry olive]

@proven kernel btw who has the authority to make channel stickers

Amir?

[proven kernel]

I have no idea, to be honest.

[tawdry olive]

dont make me @ amir

[proven kernel]

He can't

[tawdry olive]

he probly at his desk developing game assets and if i ping him he will destroy me

[broken dome]

Also

There is the poem which I liked which is Ozymandias

There is one quote which is "I am Ozymandias, king of kings,"

It is really inspiring me

[tawdry olive]

https://tenor.com/view/watchmen-comedian-laugh-gif-12887807

oh yeah, cant post gifs

thats dumb.

[olive oracle]

We are everywhere....

[proven kernel]

I'm asleep tho

[uneven flower]

Is there any other games like marathon that are still in development like are worth a try.

[proven kernel]

There's a few. You have Arc Raiders coming out on Oct 30th. It's a 3rd person. I didn't get to try thier beta, but it sounds like people enjoyed it.

[inner widget]

Lmao just cancel this trash and claim the loss on taxes, you're washed Bungie! 🗑️

[thorny zinc]

Is marathon getting delayed because we're getting marathon 1 remake? 😍

[fervent walrus]

Man, I wish. A campaign with both the old marathon style and numarathon style would be awesome.

[deft narwhal]

oh that a good one! inside the ship! They got me a couple of times there, the phor flame rifle is a god sent thre

[fervent walrus]

That or just completely new campaigns.
Imagine being one of the nine battleroids on tau ceti before it got nuked. Similar to reach.
Imagine a stealth oriented campaign playing as a BOB similar to odst with a hint of alien isolation.

[deft narwhal]

that's a cool level

[deft narwhal]

Yeah an alternative story on the same universe would be wild! I kinda did that after playing infinity by playing Halo CE for the first time.

[dreamy warren]

Sometimes I like to think I'm a mod and mute people in my head

Does it make me a fake fan for not caring about the old games and only wanting it for a new extraction game... Or is wanting a new extraction game also valid?

[proven kernel]

The old games are almost 30 years old. Missing out on them doesn’t make you any more or less of a fan if you’re interested in the new stuff.

[empty heart]

I haven't played the originals but I will right before Marathon comes out, to get in the mood

[deft narwhal]

Yeah I mean, it doesn't matter. If ya like the game that's good enough.

[empty heart]

Either way, Bungie is expecting people that didn't play the older games. It's meant to be for both audiences

[deft narwhal]

I've tried to finish fallout 1 so many times T^T

[echo shuttle]

Butane hates short people confirmed

[pastel goblet]

🫃

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306389618089787454/1362314083290054676/9r2w95.gif

[dreamy warren]

I made it halfway through and then my cousin begged me to play repo

[proven kernel]

Only because I am short.

[dreamy warren]

Bros gotta take everyone down with em

[dreamy crow]

lol

[dreamy warren]

3

[pallid shoal]

thats short

[proven kernel]

5’7ish

[stable lark]

That's about 70cm, for the Europeans in here

[compact copper]

Switch 2 baybeeeee

[bronze vigil]

just fixed my PS5 controller a 3rd time, saving me the cost of a new controller yet again. i've still got my original boxed with my console from over a year and a half ago. ------- 🎸 🎵

[bronze vigil]

just heard about how they can auto-brick your system remotely, screw giving Nintendo money anymore. i jumped ship a loooong way back, i was an 80's NES kid. they really went downhill over time. used to be the pinnacle.

sad, honestly

[compact copper]

Don’t mess with the system, you won’t have to deal with that bs. Just play the system and enjoy games 👌🏽

[kindred vigil]

While I hate Nintendo (consumer practices) any company can do this they just put it in the eula formally

[bronze vigil]

well shiiiiiiiiiiiit but the question is which of the corps will follow through and do it

[compact copper]

Nintendo been around for over a hundred years, they make the tough decisions that protects them

[kindred vigil]

well sony just pushes out updates and Microsoft really don't gaf they're stuff needs to be hard modded

[bronze vigil]

yeah, well they also went ahead and stopped making solid hardware 5ever ago so

[compact copper]

Switch 2 better than the steam deck and rog ally tho 😇

[kindred vigil]

And no one wants to mod an Xbox so there's that, outside of Microsoft good security

[bronze vigil]

i kinda raise the eyebrow of doubt that switch 2 will outperform the other two after the hardware has been running a few years. signs of wear are not apparent early on, that's how companies have rolled for a while now

[kindred vigil]

and Xbox has had a official non modded way to emulate games b4 they had to remove it but they were seemingly fine with it until It got too much attention

[compact copper]

But to each their own

[compact copper]

I have the devices so I can compare with my own eyes and hands

[bronze vigil]

i just felt betrayed since the n64 even was underpowered for its generation, and it just got worse. 3ds was paradoxically pretty good engineering, probably the last truly good machine they'll make if things don't change

[compact copper]

Steam decks battery is trash

[kindred vigil]

It will not outperform hardware wise in a couple of years, or even now?, but it doesn't matter no one buys a Nintendo for graphics since gamecube

[delicate shard]

It's like 10 hours or smth

[bronze vigil]

i believe that though, but i feel like gen 1 steamdeck is doomed to be a psuedo beta run. tech industry bs lol

[delicate shard]

Idk

[compact copper]

Yeah in a pixel art 2d game lolll

[bronze vigil]

i still love pixel art, i just honestly want good hardware no matter what i'm messing with

[compact copper]

I played 30 mins of kingdom come on the deck. Fully charged an it drained to 40%

🚮

[delicate shard]

Play it on PC. Steam deck is very thirsty

[compact copper]

Yeah it’s very thirsty

[kindred vigil]

They have said they won't make a steam deck 2 until there is actual technological advancements for battery life and hardware power, rather than just keep pumping out multiple models per 3 years or sum

[compact copper]

So thirsty in fact that I put it down and picked up my switch 2

Lol

[kindred vigil]

steam deck will most likely be supported for a long time provided companies bother to optimize

[compact copper]

Switch 2 will be supported for even longer…

[delicate shard]

Console vs PC wars and apple vs Android doesn't make sense. It's cringe as fuck

[compact copper]

I have a decently beefy pc and the consoles. Dabble in all of it really

5700x3D and a 4070ti super gng

[delicate shard]

You should upgrade to the 7800x3D

[compact copper]

I’m good

[kindred vigil]

cringe in the sense of people irl and online arguing over what u play but tbh the companies being competitive forces them to do better and innovate so I don't mind company wars for that reason

[pallid shoal]

some dorks never let it go that some kid made his friends laugh because he "only has a console for babies"

[compact copper]

I get 4k 100-120 fps in almost everything I play

[delicate shard]

Atleast it pushes research

[tawdry olive]

[kindred vigil]

Grown men

lol love that

[pallid shoal]

they hold that shame and it poisons them for the rest of their lives, which is also cringe

[delicate shard]

Especially on Reddit. The audacity for people. At this rate just buy what you want and show off without any. "Erm actually Andriod is better than apple sniffs and it has betah bateree"🤓

[pallid shoal]

the debate is fun though

[kindred vigil]

If ur past teens and arguing about why someone has something you don't like and why they're dorky I will take it ur not too emotionally.mature yet

[pallid shoal]

it's when people take it personally it gets gross

[kindred vigil]

banter is fun it's just when someone is being 100% unironic about it it's like bro what

like our piece of plastic does 99% of the same thing

[delicate shard]

There's a block button that exists 😭 that's how you avoid arguments

[pallid shoal]

people can argue sincerely but like have boundaries

[delicate shard]

But still there's one thing that everyone agrees

[pallid shoal]

noobs are awful

[kindred vigil]

noobs 💔

[delicate shard]

Mw2 and cod vanguard was shit

[pallid shoal]

a lot of people didn't get paid enough for the good work they wasted on those games

[kindred vigil]

mw2 was kinda fun for me I'm ngl

[pallid shoal]

but noobs

[delicate shard]

It's the deadlines not the pay

[autumn bridge]

yo anyone got a beta code for me? 😃

[delicate shard]

No

[kindred vigil]

id you mean noob tubbing I legit never ran into any cod game where someone noob tube I'm ngl

[pallid shoal]

nah the first meaning

[quick drum]

wen is the new release date

[kindred vigil]

can y'all not do that so I don't get banned

[quick drum]

you got banned?

[kindred vigil]

no but saying I have something for free and dm me sounds like they're bots advertising.me.💔😭

[autumn bridge]

ay man can i get an alpha code pwetty pwease

[kindred vigil]

No and they're tied to accounts so even if I did have one it wouldn't work since u weren't formally invited (and neither was I lol)

[autumn bridge]

mmmmmm idk man i dont think all those people are lying....

[delicate shard]

Shh I'm taking a shit

[stuck aurora]

I can't wait to play Marathon the map on Marathon the game!

[bronze vigil]

https://valleyfreeradio.org/listen/ the Darkwave radio show i co-host is on from 9-11pm EST tonight, stream here (this transmission includes a track from the 1st Marathon alpha run)

[uneven jackal]

With marathon being delayed wtf am I supposed to do in September now😭

[bronze vigil]

like, absolutely anything else, my dog

[stuck aurora]

Please don't do your dog

[stuck aurora]

Borderlands 4!

Oh wait that got delayed too

[nocturne coyote]

Nah its date was pushed to Sept 12th from the 23rd.

[uneven jackal]

Borderlands 4 does look good af

[viscid olive]

I can't wait for actual marathon release

[viscid olive]

You can celebrate national air plane safety day

[viscid olive]

Yea just send me some gfuel and old crayons

[uneven jackal]

I would but ugh some people I know just went down in a cessna last week.

Shit was crazy

[viscid olive]

Damn, musta been fun. Maybe we can all hit a kobe party 🚁

[uneven jackal]

Bahahahahhaha

[viscid olive]

We can get a kobe party and crash a diddy party and cure cancer

[uneven jackal]

We will be legends

[viscid olive]

Donut and goggins, they were 2 party animals, who partied so hard they saved the planet
This summer in theaters
Buckle your gamer chair belts

[uneven jackal]

Bahahaha amazing way better than twilight

[viscid olive]

Haha, I mean 2 dreamy vampires trying to bang a teen ager is well .. but 2 memelord gamers saving the planet is a w

[dreamy warren]

Can't stop thinking about this being elementary kids talking about going to the rich kids birthday

[ember mountain]

Hey

[weary mantle]

real

[dreamy warren]

Hay is for cows

[dreamy warren]

Prepare for Halloween. The best time of year.

[weary mantle]

Give me access to the closed play test and my life is yours!

If I have to play more hunt showdown I'm gonna lose it

[proud glade]

its done

[dreamy warren]

Hop on the cycle bro

Oh wait...

[weary mantle]

You had my hopes up for a sec

I heard delta force is coming to console at least

Idk how good that extraction gamemode is though

[weary mantle]

I swear they barred anyone with more than 3K hours on D2 from access to the playtest 😭

Because the only people I know who got in do not play Destiny

Just my conspiracy theory though

[proven garnet]

Does anyone know if they're gonna do more playtests in the future

[weary mantle]

They are yeah

[proven garnet]

thats great

[dreamy warren]

Is this like... Power rangers stuff or something? Sounds like that

[proven garnet]

I wonder if it'll be more closed alpha playtests like before or if it's gonna be a full-on open beta