#🗣marathon-general-chat
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I do tho...
Agreed. I want more Pulled Pork Poutine. That shit was the bomb.
That sounds good
Chicken bacon ranch poutine..... 🤤
I get it every time I'm up in Vancouver.
complicating pouts 💔
nitro basic
Oh, that sounds decadent
I DONT WANT TO PLAY IRON BANNER ANYMORE
play a better game brotha 💔
I'm just upset it's EVERYWHERE in Canada, yet has for some reason barely crossed the border whatsoever
Yeah there is serious mysteriously attractive ingredient on poutine.
We imported it in here, but only in Paris unfortunately 😢
.
My favorite restaurant in OKC has it. I usually get it there when I go.
poutine is the best spread the word
Poutine is the best
Uhhh Neeyth is a girl
#false
HUH
did you think neeyth was a girl?
Yeah I did, no clue why though
lol
fell for the pfps ggs
new allegations for the books
Also have you gotten any of them
no i lost 💔
I'm gay
is that an allegation or r u coming out here
#trueform
Coming out. An allegation is what I did behind Taco Bell on February 18th for some Cinnabon bites
Oh…
hmmm ive never had cinnabon bites r they good
tacobell has cinabon??
Oh man they're amazing
was it worth it?
so amazing you'd do something behind a taco bell at Feb 18
itd be cold in feb
wait i think i ate that befor but also i don't eat taco bell so idk 😭
#muted
😦
Genuinely
happens
mma dlc
Go away!!!!
im still here :3
Darn, I tried
wait i want some
hop on XenoVerse 2 it's #fun
no im gonna play league of legends
play ornn
hmmm i might
I had no clue people still played that
im good at ornn genuinely
There's probably an insane amount of champs now
LoL pulls in like 200k+ players daily
300+
????? no way
im lying yeah
Yes 215k ppl are playing and it has 117 mill monthly active players
its like 100 something i think
LOL
wow
i know all of the abilities 😛
LOL is more alive than ever everyone download now ! #AD (don't kill me mods this is a joke)
#ad use my sponsered link -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGpGckBHTE
arcane jinx or arcane caitlyn
Ok, but let me tell you about Raid Shadowlegends
The last champ that was added when I stopped playing was uhhhh... Braum I think?
it's ufc
arcane caitlyn
The dude with the big shield
that played loudly on my phone in the car hope ur happy charles
watch it
yesss but only szn 1 shes evil in szn 2
Actually it's funny bc my brother is a huge MMA geek
shes evil in szn 1 shes a police
use my sponsored link for a free 3000 apple bonus in Curse of Apple Kingdom 2 https://youtu.be/MIR5z5cl6yw
is that whbat your watching rn
HELL no
what matthew patrick do 😦
"Kai cenat needs to STOP doing marathon streams"
Glad they postponed. Get this right and keep improving. I really want to play this game. Feels like I’m in the minority here, but this game looks like it can be fun!
watch conor mcgregor vs Nate Diaz 1
Where's Jon jone
Kai Cenat needs to STOP delaying video games so they can all be BAD
being gay in thailand (legit)
instead of fighting tom aspinall hes in thailand sniffin dudes hair sensually
delay is HORRIBLE for video games I want them to be BAD so I can complain about it on Reddit about why the game is BAD even though I didn't want a delay because that's BAD and the game needs to release on TIME but I'm unaware that the delay would've fixed the glaring ISSUES
illinois boy go away
if games aren't BAD I can't COMPLAIN about them
Neeyth just be yapping fr
go back to iron brochacho ✌️ 💔
If you learnt how to read (you forgot to in pre -K) you could easily tell I'm doing a bit if you scroll up
Scooby 1v1 me rust brochacho
scooby 1v1 me random champs howling abyss
silly neeyth you can't read
I’m bronze 1 and ironically 1 loss away from being back in iron
you mean bronze 5
I'm emerald 1 don't ruin my rank
neeyth are you watching mcgregor diaz like i told you to
Yes sir
yo someone give me an alpha code stat I need to love this game
this guy was saying he had bravado earlier and saying he could call me lil bro and now he calling me sir 💔
There's no "codes" this time sru
Tell me to do something I do it , swof told me to not change pfp for a day and I haven't changed this pfp since last night
boycott xivu arath 💔
woah
dont let em bully ya son
#needdat
I’m proud of you.
Good so far, just right for gamepad and laid back, good combat and anim, thx
neeyth you alive?
Thank you butane gas
I'M ILL
hahahahhahaa
actually im not bleeding
ill help you bro dw
That game looks sick
hehe get it
woah we just drove past by a biker crew....#awesome...
IM EVIL AND A RESIDENT
Are you perhaps...inside of a village too?
no hes in a 7
no i'm actually in a biohazard
But do you have veronica's code
aura
VERONICA
IM VERSE AND A RE:
Iron Banner
dont play that
I NEED TINASHA'S MASTERY
But are you an evil resident that's also a https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil_Survivor survivor...
whos tinasha
I find it funny the best way to play RE games is in America or Europe bc Japanese gore is censored
me when the residents are evil
when when the banner is iron
Me when Mario is in sunshine
When the War is Thunder
me when the mastery is tinasha's
tetris was invented by the kgb is that truuuuuuuue?
Have y played D2 or not Charles ?
list of games better than marathon:
me when the heart is cold
i have
me when the bonus is pre-ordered
How do I join the next closed beta
PUT THE TV INSIDE THE CARRIAGE!!
you cant unless you got in the last one
Meet me at Taco Bell
Thank you
why
dune
thats a book
Do it. Its your call to duty
Which Marathon?
dooty
embed fail
i knew it was gona be a fail click on the link to see
This is my big question why devs be super creative for some dumbass games but then create some linear bullshht like marathon and destiny
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk
Because they
slash them
you give the customer what it wants
Man u know the answer don't u
a lot of peeps don't want creativity, or replayability
Shht I didn’t get shht what I wanted from destiny
Also every Bungie game has been linear Lowkey
and want rails and systems
i lik money
neeyth you convinced me im gonna play ornn
Yay
you're gonna play @quartz abyss ?
in that case you are the consumer and bungie be the customer 😛
they be paying the devs
what was the name of that car you could drive in halo down long straight passages
play what 😭😭
I be wondering this sometimes when I see great games with just overly stupid themes but creative gameplay then I see destiny and be like WTF?
A jeep
i doctor heinz doofenshgmirtsz
Murica made
warthоg
youre gonn play
mongoose
i didn't get much destiny 2 play, i got it when it came out grinded a bit then that was about it
at some point it went free to play and wasn't interested anymore to resume
I’m waiting on the lifelong history of game development bungie has to actually produce a good game… after halo
So never got it
😛
convicts are escaping from the zoo
Bungie didn’t even at least do a hd remake of marathon to hype us up… smfh
Why would they
Bungie kinda afk ngl
They advertised the free fan made ports on steam
Seems to be stuck in 2019
They afd at this point away from developing
aye
Marathon looked good and interesting got my atention, but ran out of content ages ago
name 7 marathon races you got ten secs
moab 240
Isn't that a bomb
no its a ultra marathon
the slippin jimmies
The ones that advertise nike running shoes with bouncy physics
U all fail execution imminent on July 6
That's my birthday though
well it'll be a birthday gift to you
thats after my camping trip so its ok
Ur going camping?
Thank you Neeyth
finally
that was. Ahairball sorry
neeyth wanting to talk sport is like 👁🗨
what
lowkey a banger
what does this mean
HELP MY PHONE IS AUTOMATICALLY UPDATING HOW DO I STOP IT
throw it out the car window QUICKKK
I'm not I'm the car
Oh phew I can install it later...geez Louise...
I got more worried than a farmer having its crops mowed
so msft kept the halo brand after the split?
yes, where were u in the past 1.5 decade
crops mowed 😭😭
playing playstation not xbox
loser
only people that play xbox here play soccer something
what
hes talking about that Rematch game
and maybe forza, i haven't even seen a xbox in 1.5 decades
we play the same games everyone else plays except for free bc #gamepass
im gonna tweak garen ult is so no hands
No god of war
ok who gaf about God of mid
#truth
New God of war games are shit
like God of war 2018 or originals specify NOW
all of them were good
i miss the old arcadey GOW combat
Meh, they were last good imo on the ps3
halo better
New god of war is turning into a weird rpg and not knowing if it wants to be one or not
God of war used to be cool combos and killing GODS…now its about “BOY, drink this beer and be MAN” or something idk anymore
y'all aint wrong
mustache
hallo?
no but really, last time i even tried an xbox was to play Fable, and the xbox went red and sent it back and got a refund
No. *Halo
everyone i've ever known plays ps
haiiiii 👋 u my fav lurker
xbox is good for controllers on pc and that was it
I got so many red rings microsoft gave me a lifetime warrenty on the 360
can you guys give me brownie points
sure
For?
asking
wow bigot thats so cool
neeyth what are youi a credit agency who cares
Chat not even 12 hours in the new house and I'm already grilling on my new Blackstone 🗣️🗣️
imagine being able to afford a house
dude hates the game so much he’s wearing the server tag
flexing on me hard
Fuck I was just about o say Charles is angry at u rn
i fucking NEED a blackstone
I literally work at Walmart and bought a 4 bedroom house I don't get it... Just credit farm bro
what da fuq
Sorry I'm playing modded XenoVerse so I'm #lockedin
we're canadian ✌️ 💔
do you know how hard it is to be canadian?
that’s against the rules!!11!1!11!!!!
No bc I'm playing offline🙂
life is impossible here unless youre born into wealth
that’s following the rules!!1!11!!!
truth
(and u can only play it offline anyway)
or you just wait for your parents to die and collect
yeah but my parents are poor so ill just inherit debt 💔
this country is cooked
im waiting for the recession
guys they're Canadian not American keep that in mind
americas cooked too just in a diff way
i also blew all my savings during covid
yeah.... Well!....
DOn’T SAY THAT WORD AROUND CHARLES
savings?
Covids?
you werent bumming stimmies?
stimulus checks
covid was rough
sleeper simulant
naw i should have found some loopholes to take advantage of
Sad news marathon got pushed back
no it’s actually very good news
i didnt bother applying for anything
Cant even goon now

?
Whats gonna with goty if marathon gone
dying light the beast
Splatoon raiders
Dune most likely
ok let's not even put dune in 2025 top gaming Lists that game looks like a scrapped PS3 game with some remastered polishing that comes with a port
mario kart worlds
nvm kill this guy instead
it's being played a lot, and it's a good time killer
I bet it is fun and all And cookies and creams hold down the peaches and give me whipped cream butterscotch and cookies but
from those ads .....I
...it just looks janky and rough and outdated as hell maybe the ads don't do it justice but it definitely puts me off it
looks iffy, had bugs, gets bug fixed, it's a live game
both of games will pale in comparison to dying light the beast
dying light 2 is shit though
maybe they don't do it justice it's not AAA levels for sure, but the gameplay be good
true
Yeah they said they acknowledged that
and it doesn't look that bad tbh
i got my refund for dying light 2
i run it full max at 200 fps at 5090 it's fine
i gotta figure out how to join a clan and get a crew going, life is tough in that deserty planet
get sum freinds scrub
guys can you fire react me
i don't?
all my friends don't play games, they only go clubbing and on vacation and drive cars around town
clubs are disgusting. they smell like dirty box
probably confusing me with someone else
or maybe just the ones ive been too
then get out there
been there done that :]
how many gigafart per terashits can u get on that build? just got the 6600 flux capacitors in the mail tbh
Got the first E85 powered PC build, insane Horsepower per Pixel
Bungie should remaster destiny 1
why
what kind of pizza should I get yes/no
anyone wanna race lambos?=))
I don't think yes and no is a flavor
🥀
Do I have to sign up again to get in this new test lmao? I was in the closed alpha but yeah
yes
reeeeally hope marathon eases off the propaganda stuff like late destiny 2 had tbh
Where
ill never tell
Wild lmao
Bungo take me to Chuck E. Cheese after band practice. you promised!
😂
i mean
i don't know of a single piece of media that doesn't have propaganda
depends if it's good propaganda or bad propaganda =))
what do people talk about here? what happened to the art thing?
marathon is the first non-propaganda video game
#false
this is a safe place for terminally online people
UESCDidNothighWrong
propaganda is deceptive/dishonest information distribution as part of a campaign of control. not every piece of media that presents a view or opinion is necessarily propaganda. if it does not knowingly deceive, or has been derived from a previous deception in history, it is not propaganda.
Sounds like propoganda propoganda to me
marathon is the first not-propaganda type game
make me get the dictionary.com link, here we go
lemme take a propa ganda at those milkies
what's an appropriate dowry in this day and age
500k?
subway sandwich
500k or 2 lambos
A hitachi magic wand
Alpha 2 in 1 week?
aleph* 2
awwww shit rabbit hole, dictionary definition and political theory definition are at odds. what the actual f
mmmmmm seed oils 😋
mmmmmm seed oils 😋 #ad
dictionaries are for commonly accepted definitions. Definitions for salt of the earth people. You know, idiots
anyway, just to let you know, the theory in question states propaganda is deceptive or manipulative and incomplete, proganda helps the experiencer obtain or reobtain self determination and critical skills, to deprogram from propaganda. for the record.
so yeah, that's not folk wisdom i suppose. should be.
so propaganda is like if terrorism was the news
thats fox news
real intellectuals make up words and you can quote me on that
i mean, lol, as is obviously evident. you jest.
badum-TISS
🥁
so is that new alpha test real and when is it on? or is it NDA city and nobody can talk?
deception in propaganda is optional, though you might be thinking influence or persuade
en dee ay
sorry to say, not just fox news. You should see how those corpo-rat local newscasters are grilling Mamdani
still have that green leaf smh
permal green leaf
corpo like cyberpunk
we're already in cyberpunk. I'm just using current day language for corporate
i wanna be a corpo
differing theories i think. but you might also say "deceptive propaganda" vs "honest propaganda," but we just generally call it fact when its not a lie, not to say the promoter of the info has no stake in promoting it
any news you consume for free, it's not the product, you're the product being sold to advertsiers. Mostyl ragebait doggy doodoo
work for McDonald's that counts, right?
I don't see why you can't just lobotomize yourself anytime you want to
wuh
see, you're halfway there already. just go out and get a tie
what am i tying
the noose of subservience tucked under your collar
coat. hanger. reaching tool.
subnautica
23% of US are employed by corps
just jam it up there, and really dig around now
if you can smell copper, its working
tasty, tasty copper
you make za in the overn not the grill
i dont smoke sorry
True!
Will there be a full woman's moon cycle in Marathon? If so, are feminine hygiene products lootable?
Will there be astral projection in marathon?
my womby is in the swamp, uwu
Maybe all the runners are just women on their periods sent out of the orbiting village for a week
Hi
don't want to attract space bears
Marathon, will i be able to sleep on the couch a few nights until i get a call back about my new apartment? thanks.
sea bears 😨
love a swampy womb
game needs more chocolate sauce
n' gravy
[ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME COUCH]
dumbest ass Animorph evar
will Marathon help to lower my cholesterol level, and should i pause other medications will using it?

friggin' huge pill, i tell ya. look at it.
diarrhea is the most common symptom
I've started pronouncing diarrhea with a Jamaican accent and I'm afraid someone will get mad at me
if symptoms persist, consult your funerary technician
Consult a funerary technician? In this economy?
i do it in a cartoony italian voice. my mario impression is tight. i am part italian tho.
i can't afford to die. back to work.
Just give me an urban sky burial. Cube me up and dump me out othe window of a moving car
will there be blood thinners in Marathon
i can't wait for the Ready Or Not console release. never got to play it on PC
f'ing epic, i want to be floated on a crudely made junk skow up the Hudson burning then
only if you're on a pile of tires
will Marathon make me pregnant? an informative pamphlet on digital conception for teens
natives in canada like to light tires on fire idk why. its some form of protest i guess
prolly cuz it smells good
It's moonijuana
i like the smell of gas but rubber? hell no
why am i saying this shit in the marathon discord??? im so bored. i need to get my life together
This is your reminder to drink water.
we are here for you brother
thanks chuck
i'm procrastinating going to a family dinner for my sister's wedding right now. I should probably go before everyone thinks I'm even more of a disappointment than they arleady do
That's what this server is for anyway
who gives a shit what ur family thinks. there will be free food
I'm raiding the fridge
I remember back in the good old days when this chat actually was active
@mystic gazelle u still exist?
neet
prime cyberteto 🙏
teto word of the day 🗣️
prime!
why do my bones make popping noises whenever I walk
inactivity
Chat still active tho maybe off topic
literally same
job, why dont you have a job yet?
mine does the same but i am active
lock in
Drink more water.
oh, ok.
closed alpha playtest was SUPPOSED to be my job but yk I didnt get a code
Chat going to continue being active until Bungie deletes this server
its not water its locking in
kinda real... that was the teto word of the day :3
i literally lost mine today bro
You can’t lock in if you’re dehydrated.
sorry to hear that :(
no its a good thing i hated it
oh okay hell yeah then
this chat has fallen far from cyberteto to fuckin waketrain bruh 💔
Guys
marathon should be more woke
the only good one left is richi
gals
You too jelly
and everyone in between
im awake does that make me woke
I need marathon e mommies 🗣️
locus already marathon papa
embed fail
epic embed fail 💔
the finals, tarkov, or cs2. which should i play
glitch is waiting for you, somewhere in the heavens
ez4ence ence ence ence putted upper belt
there isnt a single runner i dont like in the game
favourite runner go!
me without a code
LOCUS 🤤
poop belt poop belt belt, poop belt poop belt belt
i mean void
ez4ence
you just go invisible when your random teammates die and solo extract
You can ban me for his but someone said "that one guy from Fortnite" and holy crap Lois im obsessed with Jonesy. The Agent Jones skin, especially the tiers with the hood, emptied my wallet of every v buck. I bought that pass on every. single. alt. I dream his super styles will duplicate from my 3 main accounts over to my alts, because I CRAVE his shiny likeness. Please don't mention him here anymore. I'd have to run a Marathon to stave off the Item Shop Urges....
glitch is nice too for getting out of shitty situations
what
copy/paste
she got the chunky ass running shoes on for a reason 🔥
Should've put a ring on it😂 😂
ok
is miku still in the shop or am I months too late
The finals clears both imo
Brother how the hell are you in a 600 member clan
for a game that is months away from releasing
icl I like cs:go because of its not so crazy movement like the finals and because it had the original source engine instead of source 2
Oh yeah the AI Voiced Game Show Shooter, how exhilarating
Csgo is legendary for sure
Idk we all enjoy marathon
Idk if she's in the shop rn, i just got off work. She can return to the Item Shop at any time, really.
How
shes no longer in the shop anymore
You've seen like one trailers worth of information
I played the alpha it was fun
lucky
RIP
I ticked literally every single box in the volunteer sheet and I didn't get picked
Guys
therefore the game sucks
Lmao
Ew
ew
Ew
what are you ewing FREAK
ew
dont ew me 😭
just you
😦
jk dont be sad
ok 🙂
there there, i didnt ew you
thanks pal
Yeah nobody was saying ew to you
pawesome
nvm #ew
fuck u
LMAO
dino boy
so many twists
hes mean and likes dinosaurs
Nah I'm only mean to bigots because they deserve it
damn got me
Which isn't you, right Charles.........
right...
I've been waiting for Cammy to return for 4 or 5 years
jk im one of the wokest here TRUST
someone buy me battle pass on valorant pls
ew
Get a job
Did you hit the highest rank
gamers make it happen!
bing chilling
🍨
Lago mah
lao gan ma ?
legos?
Miku will return dw <3
😢
I fucking love their chili oil with flakes in the little jar oh my god
Hopefully you get in the next playtest marathon is peak
Scored it from a local Asian groce, dw that's slang for grocery
#truth
ad boy would get it
🚬
thank you 🙂
how much is the fish
Who is ad boy? The Burger King
head shell designer
Anyone play the last beta test? What are your thoughts?
i didnt play but im thinking khalil rountree is able to beat Jamahal Hill
Plague inc
peam
It was fun the game looked good visually and really shines in the PvP department and gunplay. It was a solid foundation.
How long were the matches?
Wish I could get in.
I think it was like 30 minutes for the first exfil and another 15 for the final one or something like that
If I remember correctly you could stay in a run for 30 mins max
hey guys its me
hey guys its him
hey guys its him
hay guys be like: neigh 🐴
Hey, it’s you
despite everything
gasp...
Somehow, Carpit returned.
carpit*
are you the pit of cars
yes
Blame autocorrect.
beep beep
Check it out im in the house like
carpit.
car pit, more l;ike fart mit
dgvsrhjgfjmx
Type shit
hey guys! how do i request to playtest??
you cant go away
my bad big bro
is ok lil pup
how do i stare out my window just to realize an hour later its just a wall
mfw peam
Who do i ping at bungie to bring back the marathon profile icon
@low bridge help this persom
yeah bungie help them
LFG!!!!!Bungie❤️ Thank you for playing in our Closed Marathon Alpha Test. We have been making changes to the game and are eager to hear more of your feedback on Marathon and would like to invite you to join us for Marathon Closed Playtest 1! The playtest will run during a window of 2-6PM PT from 6/27 to 6/29.
If you are interested, please fill out this brief survey, in which you will be required to sign our Non-Disclosure Agreement (NDA) and confirm your participation. If you choose to participate in this closed playtest, sharing any info or assets outside of the designated private Discord channels will be prohibited. There are limited spots available, so please answer by 11:59PM PT on 6/23. We will be in touch with next steps soon after.
See you on Tau Ceti IV,
The Marathon Dev Team
type shit
lfg bungie marathon alpha
make sure you have anti-barrier
need well and divinity
the help i needed is here😈
at field
damn wait...where's the survey-
@ buttane help thisguy
You have to get an email with the link to it.
HAPPY!?
hi hi
yeah thansk ❤️
yo ✌️
wen nex pereira fite?
Can i get in the test
You have either already completed the survey or your session has expired.
Please advise
LSITEN
Can't wait for this next closed test to be pointless when theres no one playing. Playing with worthless randos is not enjoyable.
is there going to be another closed beta like the last one?
Next weekend.
playing with worthless randos is hilarious. especially when the rush the Hauler lol
can we signup for it yet?
I'd rather be playing with two of my clanmates. But since I'm not a content creator, I guess I'll just got fuck myself and throw more money at the screen because thats what Luke Smith wants.
How do I get access? I would luv to join the playtest!
who wanna be my forever twin
me ig
u don't sound very enthusiastic
im playing league
bros #angry I get it ornn top ain't going right
Neeyth, has it been 24 hours yet?
panth jg and theres a supp kench thats a demon king
what does this mean
what i just said
Actually I completed it
I'll let you know when I figure it out.
Was it a ban bet!?
no just a random challenge
damn....
neeyth does what hes told 🤷♂️
No Charles, I don't actually do those
guh
@proven kernel do you get alpha access at all or in the cold?
I was in the original. I have not recieved anything this time.
Damn, gg no re
shrugs
Doesn't bother me.
Well I got into nothing so fomo is real
it now bothers you
why are you uncle unc thats stolen valour
Man, now it bothers me.
Who’s uncle Unc? Ye guys grilled and railed me as Unc for weeks so I changed name
we WHAT you?
ursa would be unc
and wait WHAT?>!?!?!??!? no we did NOT
omg good job
thank y orzi it took alot of willpower
Not really, a day still hasn't passed on mercury, person said a day, but didn't specify on what planet
Hey hey! 😄 Thanks for the creative energy—definitely a wild crossover idea you’ve got there. Marathon meets Raiders of the Lost Ark? That’s peak cinematic-athletic chaos. I can already picture the waiver forms:
“By entering this race, you acknowledge the risk of ancient curses, booby traps, and potential divine floods.”
That said, let’s keep the channel vibes on-topic—love the enthusiasm, but try to drop ideas like this in #creative-lounge or #off-topic so we don’t derail other convos. Appreciate you! 💙🛡️
(Also: someone needs to mod a Temple Run-style marathon course now.)
Maybe it was a galactic day
lil bro there aint no nda to sign
y u usin ai what the helle
hai
holy FUCK shes back
teto real?
TETO REALLL!!!!!!
💔 we have noting
6/27-6/29 ❤️
wuh
yes bro that's the alpha date
2 days 💔
i still have the alpha hahahaha
what did you want it to be a month
this is a true #alpha where it's hugely limited
Be there or be ⬜ type shit
i want it to last 465 days
wwat
well that's just being big n greedy
Marathon 24/7
mmmfggh..
thats too many days brosephina ✌️ 💔
hail life? I agree it's a beautiful thing (vita means life)
im so full... im so full of marthon alpha ooooo mmghfhfwa woahhh marthon alpha wooooahhhhh
Step sis 💔
alright is that all or
i'll donate a kidney for a playtest invite
#scam your kidneys are black n full of stones
probably i treat my body like a dumpster
big kindey will take anyhting
Just speaking from experience, you may want to keep both of them.
unc got no kidneys 💔
Next weekend LFG!!!!!! Marathon 24/7
i won't make it past 50 idc if i give away organs
i just wanna live long enough to play gta 6
i was going to say something but i don't wanna get banned
TETO ALIVE?
you rezzed her thank you
well yeah
Erm.
ermm what the flopper
Erm what the flip
Idk how it works in Canada but in America you fr don't have to pay it
YAHHHHH
yeah idk either tbh
If reincarnation is real
u can keep flipping your debt over until you die
just don't make me French or British thanks
In America that is your parents debt. Not yours. If they die and don't pay it whoever they owe is just at a loss pretty much... They'll usually sell it off and that person who buys it will try to pressure you to pay it but you literally have no legal obligation to
Better have a spare pair of undies
So debt is nothing to worry about if it's someone else
yar
can't I idk buy off a loan shark
resident ebil
Yes. You either inherit wealth from your parents or you inherit nothing
peam leon kennedy aura farm
awesome #nodebt #america#1
teto word of the day
Well you said you're going to Sheetz. So if you Sheetz your pants you need to change
sheet
you guys talking about scat?
me when I decide how many sheets of paper I want
seeing posts about people getting invites and i'm not even sure i'm signed up correctly to get them
I only know what a Sheetz is cus my gf is from Ohio. Stewart's in NY is better
you had to be in the previous test
,
Sheetz is like if a gas station really wanted to be a dollar store. Stewart's is if an ice cream shop and a gas station had a healthy loving relationship.
LEON!!!!
I've lived in North Carolina before and I've NEVER seen a place called Sheetz 💔
What does this even mean
And I've been in Michigan for a month and still haven't seen this place
I think this place isn't real and it is a fake thing people made up
I just know they're in Ohio so that should say enough
Still wish I had a Rudy’s in my area.
In NY we got stewies and they come out with limited time only ice cream flavors
Gas station with bbq
gas station bbq sounds like it would give u very bad bowels
It’s more like a bbq place that just happens to have a gas station.
do you have to sign up again?
There was one I really liked call brew-ha-ha. Coffee ice cream, with mocha chocolate chips and one other thing in it that I can't remember 🗿
you'll be fine there will be a open beta anyway
They also have a flavor thats out all the time called fireworks and its got pop rocks in it
it's like 2 days
rip i wont get in they hate my guts
,
o7
someone will make marathon in Roblox it's ok
Why do mosquitoes exist other than to make me want to crash the sun into earth
they spread disease
They're important for the ecosystem and for disease and stuff idk
Do we know if its only people who got in to the first alpha that can get into this new one or can people who didnt get in before get in to this one?
I like having bats around, and they like the mosquitoes
They annoy the FREAK out of me 😡😡😡😡👿👿👿
the forest/trail thing near my house gets sprayed for mosquitoes every summer
Good job not swearing
We have bats around too but the mosquitoes can carry me away and turn me into a human sized stick bug here
or maybe it geets sprayed for ticks idk
Why is spreading disease good and what do they do for the ecosystem
Ok I'm actually being serious do bats even EXIST?? Like are they going away? In specific countries? In all my life I have not seen one
I’ve heard of people who didn’t get in the first time, but filled out the survey getting an email. It is not confirmed though.
Cus there's plenty of other bugs for bats to eat
Tbh I don't remember but there was a legit 30 or so minute discussion about mosquitos being important in this chat u can probably find jt
ok thank you
Maybe you just don't look hard enough. Too much time on Wikipedia and not getting in touch with nature smh
where the fuck do u find bats
I don't want to because whoever said they're important is wrong IDC what they said they're just wrong
Usually in the sky at dusk.
naw dude
Outside.... Like literally just outside... You can take a step outside and sometimes they'll just be there
ok so I'm just unlucky
fighting crime
Krill issue mayhaps
well, I would nt want to see a bat irl they look a lil scary
shrimply an issue of krill
They are vengeance. They are the night.
They cutsie irl honestly
bats are fine they’re sky hamsters
They're like black kittens but they can fly
I saw a few up close when I went to mammoth caves once. Bats are cool
Flying foxes are great too.
When you see them they always look leathery but the only ones I see are furry
what the hell is a flying fox
Erm. It's a fox that flies duh
flying snakes are the real opps
star fox
Real ones know about flying spiders.
fuck I was gonna link a star fox melee gif beated me ggs
You're losing your touch
Look them up, they’re cute.
okay I'll take ur word hold on
What is everyone's most wanted BUT illegal to own where you live pet
oh that's them huge ass fruit bats that be tall as hell
black footed ferret
Fox prolly or otter
red panda
bubonic plague
Mines a raccoon. But I know I'd be heart broken cus they only live a couple years in captivity 💔
w'rkncacnter
Fun fact.
I can legally own a pack of hyenas in NY state.
But I CANT own a raccoon as it is "possibly dangerous for the pet or animal" because of the history of raccoon hunting in the north east
yes
We don’t know, but there have been people saying they got in this time, but not the first time.
Not confirmed though.
Y'all fw risk?
of rain
The board game
Sounds like it is a very small play test.
risk is a goated board game
yeah for ship nerds
#truth
Ship nerds?
i like planes and tanks more
you’re thinking of battleship
Risk literally doesn't even have boats
excellent. well done.
Wait what is risk again I forgot
that’s a different game
I remember playing it on Xbox 360
Neeyth is so fake 🥀 Bros hating on something without knowing what it is
💔 💔 💔
So 90% of people who hate on anything
risk sucks i have a friend whos like top 100 world
We had to find something for neeyth to irrationally hate on at some point.
What are you even talking about
I irrationally hate soul fans
the game risk
that’s crazy
How is your friend top 100 for a board game
Yeah… I’m sorry, but how?
its on steam
2 wasn’t even made by the main guy
I do have to clarify. Specifically SOTFS
Ok? Doesn't make it any less enjoyable
it’s all good I’m just messing around
Im here ready to play marathon but idek who John Bungie is
neeyth why are you 😱
Yea but how do you get ranked...for a board game
ITS ON PC YOU GET RANKED BY WINNING
A game that's 2-6 players
Yeah why am I so 😱
stop being so 😱
That's so fake.
I love risk cus my cousins and I get around on a cold fall/winter night with a pot of hot cider on the stove and play until 2am
mesmerizer
ok
ranked board games gaming is DEAD 💔
your banner 💔
Like hulk?
🍅
who wanna play sonic the fighters
It’s past ur bedtime gang
Time to log off
shut up iron boy
https://tenor.com/view/ts-so-buns-sasuke-uchiha-sasuke-gif-3114311611015454185 whatever you all aren't true grandmaster sonic fighters players anyway
everyone laugh at embed fail
I knew it fail, because it makes you click #1stepahead
they used to let us post gifs w/o the bullshi

dem were da days
much better days
Just scroll up and post links bro
I'm not sure what days I prefer anymore
All the golden memes are still there
idk either tbh
On one hand, I like the images and the memes and the roleplaying stuff
On the other hand I actually like being able to read and have """conversations""" and not have a headache every 2 seconds
i want to post from favourites
rping was fun asf i was a HARD rper
Butane can you give me embed perms? I promise I won’t post anything weird
I miss rping 💔 even if I barely did that but it was fun ok
I need a variant of Kirby fighters but it's just castle crashers.
#based what the hell
I remember when I was like 13 and got my first pc (a shitty dell pavilion that could barely run gmod) and I joined a darkrp server and all I did was play a hitman and stand in front of the police department as the mayor endlessly placed bounties on the same homeless man as he just talked about hating the poor.
beast
Loading up that game for me was the internet equivalent of people watching at Walmart.
no that was a banger come back
I like how nobody is ever on the fence about what I say. It's either a hard yes or a hard no.
Sometimes I think some of you are my fans
Nah
Is it too late to get into the closed beta?
yes
It’s because communism is dead
not at all, it’s alive and well in the hearts of dumb college kids
finding myself agreeing with chuck 💔
I'd have to get them first.
argh sometimes you'd gotta agree with ur enemies to see the path of power matey 🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜
🥀
shut up sam
That’s rude

true I'm sorry sam
Y'all ever see the live action Pinocchio from 1996? I think that watching that and spaceballs with my papa who was a cartoonishly evil Italian man was a major moment in my mental development.
nah I’m leaving
we could get them at the same time
What if I get on my knees and dramatically cry
If I found a genie id eradicate mosquitos as my first and third wish.
whoa slow down bill gates
virus link 🦠
How do u say ur name
your profile is aggressively indian nice work
Yes India will be a super power by 2030
it is today brother
Don’t skull emoji bro if u skull emoji soemone u want them dead
🤮🤮
reconcile
Even the animation it plays
it’s intense
like you reg con nise something
retrograde
regonise
Like the main hero in a Bollywood movie is about to kick some ass
have you taken any standardized tests what’s your percentile
rememberance
I FORGOT 💔
@still oasis by any chance, are you an Indian too like me????
recognize
No, i’m Israeli
bro whats that smell
bro finally learnt how to use a spell checker
it was a moment of weakness 💔
Neeyth how are you able to find wiki articles tied to a single word someone says in under a minute but can't figure out how to say recognize....
listen sometimes u forget words ok we have our moments
Who’s we
The only one that stumps me is beautiful.
YOU
I wanna box neeyth fr
marathon discord fight club
Like the fortnite stuff
we can arrange that
Bro already dropped the we after talking about how Communism is dead 💔 bro gave up too
We're actually all just one guy talking to himself on alts
If someone gets invited to the Closes Playtest 1, are they allowed to talk about it? Or are invites even included in the NDA?
Ok but which 1 guy are we
this is not legal advice but if i got an nda to play a playtset i would ignore it
Do you guys think if there is ever a marathon Bible I'd be Jesus?
memememeem
it’s kind of like arguing about where the center of the universe is
That's strangely not a bad analogy
no mans sky
it’s not strange because as i’ve said before i’m smarter than everyone else here and i give free advice and insight
Gorblin and you probably
Bro hiding his baldness with a cap
Who will be the best runner in marathon
Ok we're definitely 1 guy self glazing himself
my hairline is fkd
