🗣marathon-general-chat

[sharp briar]

well actually it probably pertains to game only so yeah

sure grampa

[iron aspen]

they doubled down on the art theft
dont let them take me

[dreamy warren]

There's a pretty high chance ur older

I think bobaeblack is just jealous I'm so awesome and iconic and in marathon

I actually host the marathon games

[bitter sun]

ngl im not gonna get bl4 why do the enemies look better than vault hunters

[sharp briar]

now with twice the traveling across antique lands

[iron aspen]

twice the statues and thrice the bare and boundless sands

[bitter sun]

game needs a quad barrel shotgun

[sharp briar]

4 vast and trunkless legs of stone

[dreamy warren]

How much of the game do you spend looking in a mirror vs looking at enemies

[bitter sun]

i cant have an opinion?

[iron aspen]

fully sunk, a solid visage lies

[dreamy warren]

You can

[pallid shoal]

"my name is horseymandias"

[dreamy warren]

It was a question tbf

[iron aspen]

:(!

[sharp briar]

i bring you news from closed alpha discussion

[iron aspen]

thats wild we're still losing members

[sharp briar]

new copypasta unlocked

[dreamy warren]

!!!!

[sharp briar]

deleted incase this bars me from the getting an invite

[dreamy warren]

Bro was taken by the shadow government

[sharp briar]

lmao

[proud glade]

THE MARATHON CLOSED PLAYTEST IS TOMORROW
MARATHON TOMORROW

[sharp briar]

i cant believe you lied to me plont

[proud glade]

yeah its actually today im playing it right now

[bitter sun]

i cant play ong

[ripe carbon]

anyone been able to click the link from the email yet?

[scarlet crane]

I have not

does not load, is it just me?

[bitter sun]

how do you get email

[ripe carbon]

not loading for me too

[sharp briar]

rngesus likes you

[stuck hull]

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO TEACH YOU A LESSON OLD MAN

[bitter sun]

how domget email

[scarlet crane]

Got the email from the team today at 5:45
about a survey to participate in the closed playtest for next week

[sharp briar]

we’re email @kindred vigil

[dreamy warren]

Buh

[bitter sun]

????

[kindred vigil]

I'm email

[quartz abyss]

email

email is a gross word

[light ocean]

hi email

[sharp briar]

what about e-pizza

[trim summit]

what about e girls

[sharp briar]

i have no edea who you are

my memory is fading on me

[trim summit]

go to the doctors

[ripe carbon]

this is pure brainrot

[kindred vigil]

we're all brainrot

[sharp briar]

we’re brainrot?

[twin sparrow]

Lucky I played last time but no email this time

[lilac drum]

I got an email, but it says i cant load the page provided?

[sharp briar]

it borked

maybe bungo fix tomorrow

[sharp halo]

Expedition 33 just finished playing it

The ending got me bawling

Goty

[iron aspen]

goaty

[quartz abyss]

i got the bad ending 😭😭🤮

[lilac drum]

I'll keep checking on the site then. Yes E33 is amazing!

[sharp halo]

There is no good ending or well kind of

As soon as i saw the kid shake his head after verso asking him, ik what i had to do

[sharp halo]

"Please, I dont want this life"

[maiden socket]

please tell me they’re pushing the release of this back a bit..

[covert ember]

They already announced that

[proud glade]

#marathon-news

[still oasis]

to be fair they announced an indefinite postponement

so “a bit” isn’t right

[proud glade]

no they didn’t

[dreamy warren]

Chat I left work 20 minutes late just to get out to my car and the battery is dead

I have stuff to do at home and I am so fucking hungry

[still oasis]

damn brother you got aaa?

[dreamy warren]

Yea but last time I called them I was stuck waiting in a parking lot for until 4am

I literally only live 20 minutes away

[still oasis]

yeah they went downhill hard. anyone left in the office and u got jumper cables?

[dreamy warren]

Every time I solve one problem I get another one placed in front of me.

[sharp briar]

oh naur gorbo

[dreamy warren]

I got cables yea but it's just getting someone to jump me that's the problem

[still oasis]

run after people waving them

while saying candyman five times into the mirror

[sharp briar]

hindsight 20/20 but in the future the battery jumpstarter batterypack are clutch

[vocal moss]

I can confirm that this will 100% work

[still oasis]

i don’t like those things cause they got heartstopper amps

don’t like high energy density in an easy to mess up form factor

[maiden socket]

that’s good to hear. I hope they add more than the extraction shooter bit. i know it’s cope to hope for a modest single player campaign but perhaps a few classic FPS multiplayer modes?

anything..

[dreamy warren]

Oh and my phone's dying so there's that too

[still oasis]

probably not tbh, it’s gonna be lo fi tarkov only

[still oasis]

is it a stickshift? it’s push start time

[dreamy warren]

It is not 🥀

[maiden socket]

like I’ve spent thousands of hours on the classic marathon games. and this seems so depressing a return of the goat..

[still oasis]

just play system shock remasters

SS was better than marathon then and it still is now

[dreamy warren]

I need a good infamous game. Or another prototype game.

[proud glade]

why did I just hear the tobey maguire scream

[still oasis]

ps3 era open world ish edgy shooters were amazing

[maiden socket]

yeag, I have been.. it’s keeping me sane.

i liked infamous but I don’t think I gave the ps4 one the time it deserved

tbh I’ve been playing bravely default on switch 2 since im paranoid of my 3DS stuff getting damaged

love me some bravely default

[sharp briar]

speaking of switch 2 wonder when general availability gonna hit store shelves

[simple jay]

just heard a leak that its delayed

i have my sources

sorry to be the one to tell you

[trim summit]

trust me bro

[graceful meadow]

Bungie please let me in to the next playtest I'm begging on my knees

[rancid veldt]

get lower

[bitter sun]

with that name and pfp i dont think they will

[graceful meadow]

thats what you think

you'll all see

[candid talon]

Mr poop is a well known play tester with over 20 years of QA experience

Each game MrPoop playtested has won game of the year

[final mauve]

I like playing games, bungie games…I need to play anything but a bungie game😭😭😭

I put friggin Gnop on a disk for crying out loud, what am i doing??

[queen grotto]

ts never coming out 💔

[dreamy warren]

@still oasis i got a jump. Leaving work an hour late with stuff to do tonight but at least I'll make it home

[sharp briar]

get home safe gobba gool

[still oasis]

dudes always find a way home

[sharp stone]

hope the woke aspect is reduced in the final version tbh

[dreamy warren]

What woke aspects it's literally just video game

[candid talon]

Lmao man here we go again

[proud glade]

ohpa gangnam style

[sharp briar]

you did say they were scrubbing you from da game

[candid talon]

No one cares lmfao go be schizo elsewhere dawg lmfao

[dreamy warren]

No I said they were adding me

[sharp briar]

gasp the WOKER

[sharp stone]

androgynous man with lipstick is void lmao

[dreamy warren]

They just had to delay it cus they're having trouble putting me in

[proven kernel]

🤨

[warm pebble]

Huh? 😭

[green folio]

ITS A GOD DAMN ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE

[dreamy warren]

It's literally a robot 😐

[sharp briar]

gasp its da BUTMAN

[candid talon]

Man.. lmfao please

[dreamy warren]

Bro the type of guy to get upset with an rc helicopter cus it's pink 🥀

[warm pebble]

I can't interact with rage bait 😫

[sharp stone]

assuming his gender like a bigot smh imagine my shock

[candid talon]

It is the fishing sale on steam

[sharp briar]

i know glorp gobbo not texting and driving rn

[proud glade]

electric chair 😎

[warm pebble]

You sent this message on like 5 zeptoseconds bro I believe you

[dreamy warren]

Im sitting in the parking lot letting the battery have a moment to charge

I do also text and drive but not tomight

[warm pebble]

Only in school zones

[sharp briar]

phone starts speaking to you like the goblin mask while you drive

[rancid veldt]

the only time I dont have writer's block is when Im driving betwen 7-9 AM next to an elementary school, I MUST WRITE

[dreamy warren]

The robots are literally just drones we control. So if I'm controlling it then it's a dude. Simple as

[dreamy warren]

Sometimes it does. Sometimes my bowl does instead.

[warm pebble]

The speed bumps calm me they're always in different places though

[candid talon]

Anyway no one cares lmao theres more things to worry about.. like living

[dreamy warren]

There are a few things I worry about before that one

[warm pebble]

Theres women in this game, woke agenda 😡

Woke²

[rancid veldt]

woke has....evolved

[candid talon]

Evolve 2

[empty heart]

I heard there was at least one woman in the developing team

[proud glade]

Technically everyone in this server is woke because we’re all awake

[warm pebble]

No fucking way

[rancid veldt]

heard there was once a polish man within 5 miles of Bungie HQ...woke af smdh

[rain steppe]

Did anyone receive an invite to the closed playtest 1 but the link leads to a dead page?

[dreamy warren]

I remember the confusion when it just APPEARED in my steam library

[tepid bane]

I have been summoned.

[candid talon]

Oh yeah they reworked that shi

[tight ether]

Hi Karnemir!

[dreamy warren]

Speak for yourself pal.

[empty heart]

Yessir

[candid talon]

Are the servers even available anymore for evolve? lmao

[obsidian plover]

Praise the cat, recognize the worm.

[tepid bane]

Good to see you!

[rain steppe]

Do we just wait?

[zenith sorrel]

[obsidian plover]

Get em tabby

[empty heart]

I think so

[obsidian plover]

Ah shit here we go again

[rain steppe]

Hopefully that doesn’t mean that spots ran out already?

[obsidian plover]

This is why we can’t have nice bones

Tabby get em!

[rancid veldt]

sorry, my big butt takes up two spots, I only paid for one though, still takes up two

[unique tendon]

We got our own tag now pog

[magic kiln]

[candid talon]

Server tag?

[obsidian plover]

Pog? What year is this

[bronze vigil]

i want a worm pog

[candid talon]

Is that a vtuber......

[warm pebble]

Ozempic got you gang 🙏

[unique tendon]

Poggers

[obsidian plover]

Tabby moment

[proud glade]

people who use the clown emoji are woke because clowns can be any gender

[obsidian plover]

It’s cool. We get it. You’re dumb.

[unique tendon]

Suck it up buttercup

[obsidian plover]

Cry harder

[unique tendon]

Bro what did it do you weirdo

[rancid veldt]

just gonna double my ivermectin intake, my shamman says thats much safer

[warm pebble]

You're literally seething bro

[obsidian plover]

Scroll on bro

[warm pebble]

Hell yeah brother

[obsidian plover]

Go to bed

[dreamy warren]

@proud glade bro has been on both destiny and marathon for almost 4 hours 🤨

[candid talon]

There are so many vtubers that crash out and say the most insane things and then just swap their whole model and name LOL

[candid talon]

Its a fantastic cycle

[thorny rivet]

I received an email but the link is broken… did it work for anyone here?

Closed alpha play test

[rancid veldt]

this is the discord for Marathon, not The Cycle

[empty heart]

FOMO

[obsidian plover]

Pattern recognition amongst incoming and outgoing users is amazing tip observe here.

[thorny rivet]

Anyone?

[warm pebble]

I'm there with your dad 😹😹😹😹

[obsidian plover]

Crashing out again are you?

[empty heart]

I believe everyone is in the same place as you

[candid talon]

RIP

Sniper GET DOWN

[obsidian plover]

Rip

[warm pebble]

Sorry kitten will you accept 3 whimpers from me as repentance

[thorny rivet]

I saw a few say it loaded for them.. just wondering

[obsidian plover]

Duck and cover

[candid talon]

Prob was a 24 hour LMAO

[obsidian plover]

Alpha about to be angry, know your place kitten.

[empty heart]

That might be the case. I still suggest waiting a bit

[warm pebble]

Kitten is sorry 😔

[tight ether]

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+⠄⠄⠄⣤⡞⠋⠉⠉⠙⢳⣤⠄⠄⠄
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-  this show up on 
-mobile ok?        

[candid talon]

Oh they're back

Yeah

[obsidian plover]

🙏

[wooden fjord]

I am NOT clicking that

[candid talon]

Be careful lmao they'll snipe you for links

[warm pebble]

Click it bro

[candid talon]

That they dont recognize.

[tight ether]

it's the app I use to make the image to text, and a link to a template for the colors

[obsidian plover]

Pew pew

[tight ether]

bet tho

[obsidian plover]

Yeah linked sniped

[candid talon]

I got sniped for putting a in-browser game link LOL it was 24 hours

[tight ether]

+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⠛⢡⣴⣶⣶⣦⡌⠛⣿⣿⣿
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[obsidian plover]

Poor masakari

[dreamy warren]

Do I have to take the survey again to get in or is it still taking from the last one?

[obsidian plover]

Tabby pls

[wooden fjord]

You must take it again, I assume they're working on a fix

[candid talon]

Are they even asking for more testers?

[tight ether]

#🗣marathon-general-chat message

[dreamy warren]

@lean parrot im going to explode

[proud glade]

four eggs

[tight ether]

^ guys pass that egg down

[left hound]

[candid talon]

🥚

[rancid veldt]

woah mr money bags

[light ocean]

I cooka da egg

[obsidian plover]

I got 36 eggs in the fridge rn

[wooden fjord]

Idk why people are always talking about spit and the number four, but this community sure is weird

[candid talon]

I remember doing the arg and being in the stream all weekend lmfao and signed up for the alpha never got an email so lol maybe mine will go through if they're asking again

[rancid veldt]

are you guys trolling or is there actually gonna be another test soon?

[obsidian plover]

[wooden fjord]

Wat

[wild cave]

Just read the news channel

[warm pebble]

They're trolling

[wooden fjord]

Yes, it's under NDA

[wild cave]

Grok what does this mean

[wooden fjord]

Grokked it?

[candid talon]

Welp lol

[obsidian plover]

[wild cave]

Mods kill this guy

[wooden fjord]

Guys it's part of the new ARG I bet

[warm pebble]

Crashing out doesn't suit you alpha wolf

[wooden fjord]

Decode the message

[candid talon]

John marathon is actually fernando

In one of the dreams from infinity

[wild cave]

Looks like a donut

[wooden fjord]

Also do I even want to know what "I just grokked it" means

[rancid veldt]

they asked the Twitter AI

[wooden fjord]

Oh ew I didn't know people still use Twitter

[warm pebble]

☺️

[wooden fjord]

Or that it had an AI helper

[rancid veldt]

I never used twitter 😎

dont cut yourself on my refined edges, little man

[wooden fjord]

Yeah I never understood the appeal, plus it's been a cesspool for a long long time

[proud glade]

i only use twitter when people link me twitter things

[rancid veldt]

actually just today I had some mustard, the spicest sauce known to man

[proud glade]

I don't even have an account

😱

[wooden fjord]

It was nice when places decided to ban Twitter links, the less traffic to that shitty site the better

[fiery root]

/dac / alpha request plz

[bitter sun]

same

[bronze vigil]

🥓

[rancid veldt]

worm eat da bacon

[bronze vigil]

nom nom

[candid talon]

Only time i used twitter was to enter in a give away for concert tickets at my school lol and i won em. It was to see tiesto

[quartz abyss]

um y is the giveawy on that 😭

[bronze vigil]

https://youtu.be/HTuP0zK60JY?si=tCstNRfHwyFSS6OW

[candid talon]

Because the university was promoting their events twitter

[bronze vigil]

twitter has a use. digital toilet paper.

pixels r ruff tho shrug

[candid talon]

Well not on e-ink displays

They're pretty smooth 😏

Do u think if bacon was sliced thin enough a caterpillar would eat it?

[bronze vigil]

a number of species would nom

[fiery root]

i played 100 hours of the alpha bungo better give me a Q/A position or im defecting to quark raiders

[bronze vigil]

🎺 🎶

[rancid veldt]

I played an amount of the alpha, however I am a known tastemaker

[maiden socket]

everyone who was in line on launch night at my local Best Buy got one, separate from the preorders. they had many leftover too.

[bronze vigil]

i'm a fresh bastard does that count?

[dreamy warren]

Like captain quark?

[bronze vigil]

quark from DS9

[rancid veldt]

no I unfresh everything that I touch

[maiden socket]

I think you’ll be good from August to October, then November and December will be rough, but general availability by February or March 2026.

[rancid veldt]

they told me thats what the doctor said when I was born

[plain dirge]

Was in the earlier Alpha, but haven't got an invite to the new playtest. Anyone else?

[bronze vigil]

some folk did, not a ton so far

[fiery root]

greatest hero ever

[fiery root]

ya ur cooked bud, they didn't like ur survey responses

[rancid veldt]

they wire tapped the device you played on, if you talked shit you got BANNED

[plain dirge]

Sucks because I was one of the five people that actually liked the game. Lol

[sudden yacht]

burh

[rancid veldt]

see its comments like this is why you didnt get in

[plain dirge]

Comments like saying I liked it?

Your funny

[stiff perch]

same for me

[rancid veldt]

send the link my way, Ill sort it out...

[tawdry olive]

slowmode still enabled lul

[thorny rivet]

Fuuuuug I’m tryna secure my spot sheeeesh

[rugged cedar]

It seems like the emails are going out to people who got into the previous beta, all 10 players

[rancid veldt]

are they all sent? or more perhaps?

[jade dagger]

nah

[bitter sun]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uF9B4GhhM4&list=WL&index=4 why does this song fit marathon so well

[quartz abyss]

so sleepyyyyyyyy

[kindred vigil]

then sleep

[wraith lark]

sleeping is lame. I want to break physics and destroy the conservation of energy

[kindred vigil]

yes yes, chrome up, flesh is weak, metal > the body, yes yes

[wraith lark]

let me be cringe

[bronze vigil]

💤 💤 💤

[serene trail]

Marathon

[bronze vigil]

yup. it sure is.

[dreamy warren]

Literally

[neon socket]

I didn’t get one for this one

[bronze vigil]

https://youtu.be/k_bAWDtJowI?si=hVLAJEZuskffKSu7

[karmic pumice]

What a classic

thank u 4 sharing this with everyone

🍪

[sharp briar]

NAUUUUUR

[misty estuary]

new beta test?

[rocky basalt]

my brother went to Walmart the night before release and he could just straight up buy one.

[sharp briar]

well then again, i only have like 4 switch 1 games

must resist overconsumption

[maiden socket]

yeah I mean that’s what im saying. launch night for me was 9 PM the night before its release date

[mild steppe]

There sitting on shelves at your local Walmart, Best Buy or GameStop

[sharp briar]

i will go to one of each this weekend

[rocky basalt]

you could just call

[sharp briar]

will hold you to this

[mild steppe]

They’ll be there I see them everyday

[sharp briar]

yeah nooo

[still oasis]

art raiders

[sharp briar]

i will now be taking pictures of the shelves upon my visit

[mild steppe]

Youll never see the ps5 fiasco again that was due to covid

[rancid veldt]

some of us old fellas remember trying to get a Wii

[still oasis]

i attended a ps3 launch night line with a picket sign accusing sony of antisemitism

it had a really catchy rhyme

[stiff mist]

Werid

[rancid veldt]

it actually wasnt that weird at the time, believe it or not

[still oasis]

yeah, that was just vibing at the time

[rancid veldt]

elpresador had many geo political opinions he loved to share

[bronze vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/drwho-ladycassandra-moisturize-skinlady-doctor-who-gif-5808910

[mild steppe]

Imagine missing out the Xbox 360 era

[still oasis]

lost planet, burnout, i mean even geometry wars it was ace

[rancid veldt]

honestly I do miss all the weird multiplayer modes devs just slapped onto every game during 360/ps3, at least they were unique

[mild steppe]

Halo 3

[stiff mist]

Wish Capcom would bring that series back as much as I love Monster Hunter

[still oasis]

i never even liked halo i was more of a gears of war horde mode bro

[mild steppe]

Bro chill

[still oasis]

but the 360 had it all

[mild steppe]

Nah gears of war is peak though

[stiff mist]

A new Lost Planet on the same scale as the new Monster Hunter games would probably sell tbh

[still oasis]

the best ps3 game was fat princess, but sadly they just shut it down without making a newer one

[mild steppe]

It would sell a shit ton imo

Monster hunter wishes they could be lost planet

[shy flower]

New alpha email link is broken does it work for anyone?

[still oasis]

did bungie seriously mail out invites finally and manage to mess that up

[rancid veldt]

anyone play that there Enemy Territory Quake Wars?

[still oasis]

bruh

[mild steppe]

Lost planet 2 is probably one of the most underrated games of all time

[rancid veldt]

shit was good

[still oasis]

so good

[rancid veldt]

there was also Brink, the OG multiplayer only flop

[quartz abyss]

does any1 want to argue

[still oasis]

the dead space remake is good btw

[stiff mist]

Crackdown 1 was pretty underrated imo, 2 was ok and 3 just exist

[still oasis]

yes what about

i liked crackdown but it was buggy asf

[mild steppe]

Facts

[stiff mist]

Love both versions but the Remake was crazy glow up

[mild steppe]

Demon souls remake was peak as well

[still oasis]

i have a bloodborne physical disk and i never played it

[rancid veldt]

My friends and I all bought Crackdown 2 used and then 3 of us returned it within the 7 days gamestop allowed, I told the 4th that the guy at gamestop said that he wasnt gonna let us all return it and he just believed me

[stiff mist]

Demons Souls remake was decent but I feel like the PS3 version has a bit more charm

[still oasis]

people tell me this is the best game ever and i let it sit :((

[mild steppe]

The original was fire as well, the new one just felt super dark and I liked it.

[rancid veldt]

Mechassault revival when

[stiff mist]

I played it again since it's now free permanently on Xbox and it just doesn't have that charm that 1 had

[rancid veldt]

was fun for like 5 to 6 days in co op with friends

[still oasis]

honestly the only game i like anymore is factorio which means i no longer like video games

[rancid veldt]

tbh I really abused the Gamestop 7 day policy as a rental service back in the day

[stiff mist]

I like MechWarrior but I'll always love MechAssault a bit more since that was my introduction to Battletech

[rancid veldt]

also used pre ordering games as a psuedo bank

[mild steppe]

Lowkey the 2nd best game that dropped on ps3 was vanquish. That game was heat.

[still oasis]

platinumgames supremacy

[rancid veldt]

Honestly couldnt get into Vanquish, missions felt to short and disjointed when i last tried

Love me some Metal Gear Rising though

[still oasis]

also plantinumgames supremacy

[rancid veldt]

didnt they also make Nier Automatoaoaotoaotoatoato?

[still oasis]

yah, that was one of the few animu games i managed to get into

[rancid veldt]

its good

[weak falcon]

this mf said animu

[still oasis]

ikr

[rancid veldt]

speaking of 360 games and swords, Ninja Gaiden 2 da GOAT

[lucid falcon]

interesting i got an email to fill out a survey to do a closed test and the links are broken........ like fr bungie?>

[mild steppe]

Game was good and so is the anime for it

[mild steppe]

I’m so glad they are making a new one

[rancid veldt]

pre patch stairway in Ninja Gaiden 2 is pure cinema

caffeine + alcohol will make me GOD

[mild steppe]

Delay will make me good

[rancid veldt]

delay will make me 5 figure player CCU

[still oasis]

plagiarism will make me god

[bitter sun]

they should do open beta

[worldly sigil]

prob later

[still oasis]

ng4 featuring platinumgames. risky but may be goat

[rancid veldt]

hope its good

[mild steppe]

They should let atleast 100k players minimum with a nda so they can a lot of different feedback

[rancid veldt]

FORCE 100k to play Marathon, Bungle write this down, do it Clockwork orange style

[still oasis]

bungie needs to be socialized, and mandated by the global regime

[frail sphinx]

This server lost about 100k users

[rancid veldt]

I always fuckin forget how to look at the amount of users in a discord

[still oasis]

source???

[rancid veldt]

the source is in my ass, climb on in, boi

[frail sphinx]

Most were destiny players who left out of frustration when they didnt get access

Fr

[bronze vigil]

smell issue

🥁 badam-TISS

[rancid veldt]

the issue is you smell TOO GOOD, Destiny players are afraid of showers

[frail sphinx]

According to a game dev the selection process was random but some expected to get in simply bc they dropped 3k hours in destiny

[bronze vigil]

ah, yep, that'll do it

[rancid veldt]

the reality is they want people who DONT play Destiny

[rugged cedar]

There were still people with priority invites who didn't get in

[bronze vigil]

i have over 3k on D2 and i didn't expect to get in over that lol

[rancid veldt]

the real answer to get into any playtest is say you play a lot of currently popular game so they think they can steal you from it

[rugged cedar]

But also looking at player numbers it was a peak of around 7k on steam

[bronze vigil]

i think it probably randomly grabs from demo pools but that's just my hypothesis

[still oasis]

the peak to mid ratio indicated that it was very mid not peak

[brave flame]

I heard they are sending out more invites for play tests?

[rugged cedar]

Only if you previously got in

[bronze vigil]

to some alpha players so far

[brave flame]

Hey the Israeli flag is back

[still oasis]

never went away, shalom brother

[worldly sigil]

some indeed😭

[bronze vigil]

i'm so tired of flags lol

[mild steppe]

Yeah because they refused to let the hundreds of thousands of people that applied in

[rancid veldt]

where is the grilling flag, I just want to grill

[brave flame]

Salam alaikum

[bronze vigil]

⚔️ 🏴‍☠️

make me borgir

🍔

[frail sphinx]

Not sure why they decided to play so competitively, Marathon was everyone's last choice to be an extraction shooter and hardly anyone plays those games and if they do they're not dropping Tarkov or Hunt for Apex but you die for real

[still oasis]

if you die in marathon development hell do you die in real life oh god

[rancid veldt]

I know we're all in a Marathon discord, but Sony literally had the perfect setting for a scifi extraction shooter in Killzone

[still oasis]

so killzone was kinda good

[mild steppe]

Lowkey

[still oasis]

there wasn't anything wrong with it

[frail sphinx]

I died the day I played Apex thinking I was contributing to Titanfall 3

[rancid veldt]

I lost my mind last year and bought some old consoles and games, killzone 2 pretty cool

[frail sphinx]

Killzone the halo killer

[still oasis]

my ps3 died when i tried to play heavy rain, it still has the disc stuck in it in my garage somewhere

[frail sphinx]

Turns out the real halo killer was actually halo

[proud glade]

MASON

[still oasis]

jasoooooon killed it

[frail sphinx]

Game so ass the console bricked itself

[rancid veldt]

I still remember Haze coming out and some dude took a picture of the disc in his toilet and his piss stream hitting it, unfortunately that artifact has been lost to time

[frail sphinx]

Hot

I've been wanting a PS3 I only have the slim

[still oasis]

you could put linux on the fat it was kinda cool

[rancid veldt]

Slim is the way to go, them fat PS3s are all destined to die if they havent yet

well there are two slims

[frail sphinx]

I'm still baffled they priced that console at 600 USD

[rancid veldt]

get a second job, poor

[frail sphinx]

Even if it was good value noone was gonna drop that much for a game console then

[rancid veldt]

make a sandwich while our games install, you fuckwit

[still oasis]

and yet switch sells out

[frail sphinx]

Don't fuck with Nintendo fans

[still oasis]

apparently

i only bought one blu-ray and it was It's Pat

[frail sphinx]

Would've helped if its line up wasnt so bad

Yall still fuck with Lair???

[final mauve]

Didnt the ps2 sell well because it could DVDs? Much like the 360 latter with blu ray?

[still oasis]

so the 360 went all in on hd-dvd which failed hard style

[rancid veldt]

I bought it when I lost my mind last year, have yet to play

[frail sphinx]

Get ready to lose it again

[final mauve]

I thought the 360 generally had games that looked graphically more impressive and were graphically more stable than the ps3. Although there are certain ps3 games that are great

[still oasis]

bro dragons

[rancid veldt]

brand + DVDs + came out before Xbox and Gamecube

[frail sphinx]

Drakengaurd 3 makes it worth it anyways

[still oasis]

i liked how nier was technically a sequel to drakenguard

[frail sphinx]

Its more like the culmination of the franchise

Imagine Kindom come deliverance but thousands of years later

[bitter sun]

Im back what did i miss

[rancid veldt]

ps3 talk

[frail sphinx]

Piss talk

[rancid veldt]

I even bought the stupid plastic gun to play like 3 games

[frail sphinx]

I remember playing Resistance 3 with that gun lol

[final mauve]

We had a ps2, and then we got an xbox…halo and xbox titles really sealed the deal, plus better performance on the 360 for larger open world games than the ps3

[frail sphinx]

Gonna go hold sony hostage till they make resistance 4

[final mauve]

More killzone!!!

[rancid veldt]

the Cell processor simply filtered out lesser devs

[rancid veldt]

Insomniac is a Marvel factory now, Sunset Overdrive was sick though

[frail sphinx]

I think one of its biggest blunders was the fact you cant stream off the console

[mild steppe]

Please and thanks

[frail sphinx]

Or record

So if you wanna make a walk through or stream a game you gotta emulate

[rancid veldt]

hey man, we dont talk about Marathon here

[frail sphinx]

Which could be better or worse way to play a ps3 game

[final mauve]

Ps3 emulation doesnt seem bad rn

[bitter sun]

i love arc raiders

[frail sphinx]

Its old enough for the tech to play all the games that matter

[rancid veldt]

the problem literally is the Six Axis, people still havent found a way past it in some game

[bitter sun]

i have deadlock but dont play it

[rancid veldt]

why dont they stop being bitches and let me play without an invite

[frail sphinx]

Deadlock on arrival

[final mauve]

Oh shit i forgot about that

[rancid veldt]

any games that dont require it work pretty fine with a decent PC, but if its required for progress youll just get stuck

[final mauve]

Well doesnt Hyperkin make replicas of them that work on the ps3? Or are they not there yet???

[frail sphinx]

Get yallselves Everything Everywhere All at Once on 4k blu ray and dolby atmos

[still oasis]

john "sony" titor

[rancid veldt]

stop cutting me so deeply, Chuck

[fiery root]

Extraction shooters are just gamer lingo, what they really are is immersive sim pvp games.

[still oasis]

i expected zero to get the ref so it was worth it

[frail sphinx]

Waffle house is an immersive sim pvp game

[fiery root]

id play waffle house simulator, you couldn't catch me going to one in person tho

im pretty sure when i was younger i went to a wafflehouse and someone almost ran me over with a van. I think i was like 10 lol

[frail sphinx]

White people dont say hack n slash no more. Now they say ARPG Soulslike with rogue like elements

[still oasis]

to be fair black people also dont say hack and slash anymore this is an all color thing bro

[fiery root]

i think soulslikes are just immersive sims for dungeon and dragon nerds

[rancid veldt]

when zoomers say "spectacle fighter" a couple of my blood vessels pop

[bronze vigil]

⚛️ ⚛️ ⚛️

[rancid veldt]

dont show a white person an immersive sim rogue like souls MMO ARPG FPS character action game

[still oasis]

god hand is the only spectacle fighter

[rancid veldt]

Ill agree

[fiery root]

catch these god hands chuck

[still oasis]

theres only one broskiyy

[rancid veldt]

theres this one gundam game on PS2 that is pretty sick

you and your little games

Im not your Todd, bro

touch me and get some warts that you can redeem in heaven

[fiery root]

huh? u never played gods hands on the pocketstation? it came out in 2012

[rancid veldt]

for me, its the N-Gage

[fiery root]

i dont think you can say that word

[rancid veldt]

nah they said it on G4

tell it to the hand, Chud

Chudworth the 3rd

[fiery root]

i promise i can save your game @bungogods lemme into the alpha pt2 electric boogaloo

[rancid veldt]

you will be accepted into the alpha, if you can answer my riddles three

[fiery root]

i'd actually prefer bungo did this method of selection

itll weed out the non intellectuals

[rancid veldt]

you need a high IQ to understand Bungie's Marathon

[still oasis]

best and worst final fantasy game? worst ff13 best e33

ross is pretty happy with freedom

[rancid veldt]

best is Chrono Trigger, worst is that fantasy FPS EA put out a few years ago

NPCs simply wont get it

[still oasis]

this is principled

[crude plover]

Manifesting I get into the closed playtest after getting into the alpha previously

[bronze vigil]

ff 6/7 tie for me

but i'm an old fart

and 1 cuz i started with it. nostalgia

[rancid veldt]

back when FF13 first came out I had a friend go on an unhinged rant against it, he played like 60 hours expecting it would eventually get good

[twilit mica]

Anyone get an email to join the closed alpha but the link doesnt work?

[still oasis]

cs lewis convinced me that institutions talked to satan because cs lewis believes in god

[bronze vigil]

for whatever Final Fantasy Mystic Quest is fun but its mad short and easy

[bronze vigil]

some people said similar earlier

[rancid veldt]

you simply wouldnt understand Marathon, unfortunately

[still oasis]

that was fun tbh

[fiery root]

the hidden marathon turn based pixel rpg game within the terminals in nuMarathon was pretty sick, reminded me of FNAF.

[bronze vigil]

the soundtrack. i unironically listen to it in my mixes

[rancid veldt]

ooh that sounds hot, gotta link

[still oasis]

sounds racist but jews and christians share culture pretty easily

[bronze vigil]

me running around in my youth lol

[rancid veldt]

fuck Im straight up gripped rn no relief in sight

[still oasis]

i haven't heard any of it in a longass time but i just pulled it up and yeah there i am lol

I don't think you're racist, you're a good man

[bronze vigil]

i like antigrav racing

[rancid veldt]

racist behavior tbh @still oasis you agree?

[still oasis]

pro-racing sounds like

[rancid veldt]

who invented race wars? was it Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? or some short guy?

[bronze vigil]

it was a psi-op by santa

[surreal glade]

the whitest kids u know episode

[still oasis]

race war goes way back it has a very dark history and i don't think this is the best forum to discuss it

[rancid veldt]

bet, lets meet in the Fast & Furious discord

[still oasis]

i was already there

maaaan

[surreal glade]

rip

[still oasis]

trevor was taken out by the cia right there's no way he bounced off balcony after balcony for real right

[rancid veldt]

imagine being funny and the global elite stage your death to be some drunken balcony incident because you were releasing too many truths

[still oasis]

really just a terrible thing

so who's left, my comedy heroes are all dead. norm macdonald, bill cosby, trevor moore

virulent for sure

[rancid veldt]

joe rogan tells me there are probably only like 100 comedians on the earth, the wall against the woke

[still oasis]

joe rogan isn't funny though

[lofty saddle]

explode joe rogan with your mind

[rancid veldt]

have you seen his bit where he like, fucks his stool, its pretty fucking funny

[still oasis]

naw bro

[clever bluff]

Neuro gum will protect it its too dangerous

[still oasis]

i respect how far nathan fielder will go for a bit

[rancid veldt]

you gotta go to the mothership bro, joe rogan fucks his stool, bret kreshaauhfughugh takes his shirt off, killtony laughs at their jokes, you'll lose your mind from laughing so hard

[still oasis]

look him up he's reasonably goat

had a tv show, then another one, then a current one

[rancid veldt]

Im pretty sure I remember the Claw of Shame episode aired live, thats when I knew it wasnt just more comedy central slop

[still oasis]

i moved to the usa as a baby, but i'm pretty sure my uncles still have fiber lol

[still oasis]

newest season of the rehearsal is dare i say poignant

[rancid veldt]

people keep telling me to watch it I dont have HBO and am too lazy to pirate anything I cant stream on a web page anymore

[still oasis]

someday when you get the chance, it's really something lol

i watched the first ep of the new sam hyde sketch thingie tonight. it sucks

[rancid veldt]

Friendship with Tim Robinson was pretty funny

[still oasis]

the intro i thought was really funny but the rest of it was sloppy

[rancid veldt]

damn I miss Norm so much bros

[still oasis]

i smoked weed with norm in 2009

[rancid veldt]

did he teach you how not to rip the skin?

[still oasis]

no he was just kinda being normal

[rancid veldt]

doesnt sound like Norm

[still oasis]

the most normal man you'd ever meet

[rancid veldt]

okay now that sounds like Norm

[still oasis]

he'd never admit it but yeah that's the charm

[rancid veldt]

was Norm the only good regular on SNL?

[still oasis]

farley, belushi

[rancid veldt]

ooh yeah forgot about those

Bill Clinton did a pretty funny thing on September 11th that one time

[still oasis]

"the bill clinton kid" has some pretty funny shit he's put out

[magic rose]

he has some good stuff but most of it kinda just feels like a shittier eric andre

[still oasis]

my fav comedian i've seen live lately is ryan long that dude has crowd rizz like you wouldn't believe

idk where that gag is from lol there's a lot

[rancid veldt]

less now, the Woke Mind Virus kills one every 2 hours from what Ive heard from the Joe Rogan Podcast

[still oasis]

but none are norm/moore tier

[wintry nest]

Any insights how to get into Closed Playtest? Wanna carry on with my 35h naked run hero-to-zero insanity testing the changes 😄

[still oasis]

probably don't trust the fear factor man ig

[leaden solstice]

I'm back ONCE AGAIN.

[bronze vigil]

nah

[frail sphinx]

PayPal me $777

[bronze vigil]

ok

[still oasis]

alex schultz's ALEX-BOT routine is funny too

[rancid veldt]

thats a good one to have as a favorite, he was so good the rest of the few left made him quit

[wintry nest]

counter-offer I can carry you in a naked bare knife run. lol

[bronze vigil]

🚬 ⚰️

[still oasis]

i risk a lifetime ban from discord for admitting it's funny lmao

[frail sphinx]

Can you just carry me?

[bronze vigil]

oh daddy

[still oasis]

sam hyde adjacent comedian

[leaden solstice]

What if I boot reacted you lil bro?

[still oasis]

funny though

[magic rose]

dont boot react my goat

[leaden solstice]

You??? What're YOU doing here?

[bronze vigil]

🫃 now i preg wit/worm™

[leaden solstice]

Also to whoever boot reacted me, you suck 😥

[magic rose]

dont lie to me

[bronze vigil]

who's your doula

[magic rose]

doula a good word

[rancid veldt]

the thing about Sam Hyde is I relate way too much to CEO Erick Hayden

[bronze vigil]

i mean no joke important role in society

omfg sam hyde is a p.o.s.

[magic rose]

yeah ofc but the word is also cool

[bronze vigil]

yeeeeeeeee

[burnt ocean]

no gif perms sadly

[magic rose]

broke

[rancid veldt]

DMed you the fix

[still oasis]

honestly the hydeverse is ultra cringe but

eternal quest for good comedy means one must look everywhere. WHO IS LEFT

[rancid veldt]

Honestly not really a fan of Sam at all, but a few things he has put out are funny

[still oasis]

grok is this real

[burnt ocean]

@grok

[magic rose]

yo

@soft saddle

[rancid veldt]

you think he will take his shirt off?

[still oasis]

so i look around for whos funny and i find like

nick mullen and im like this guy is not funny

there's no sincerity, no teaching philosophy through simple words, there's nothing

[rancid veldt]

damn its true, I even think Sun Chips tried to make a shirt out of that bag that would save the planet but people said was too loud so they kept polluting the planet, and he LOUDLY broke out of that shirt

[still oasis]

wrong tbh

[nova fiber]

Larry David as Leonidas is the only way I'm going to the theater.

Some enemy infantry shit talks him and he just walks out formation getting more annoyed. They try to kill him but he just keeps talking while cutting them all down

[lusty ember]

when release

[burnt ocean]

soon

[rancid veldt]

when you answer my riddles three

[still oasis]

yes lets let racism get in the way of conversation, well done lmao

[magic rose]

tmmr

[still oasis]

larry isn't good modern comedy either

[nova fiber]

He just like gets more annoyed with like his soldiers not washing their hands so he stops talking to them

[frail sphinx]

Ass

[rancid veldt]

Larry David as Leonidas: "Yeaah, I reeally dont think you have 100,000 men. DOES not look like it to me!"

[still oasis]

its when you insinuated someone from israel couldn't talk to you about western comedy, that was the moment

[nova fiber]

Ok, time to dogpile this guy

"He was very polite anyway"

[frail sphinx]

Guys I made too much spaghetti what do I do?

[rancid veldt]

I disagree, love Larry

[burnt ocean]

🍿

[magic rose]

is this a real convo

[rancid veldt]

do you rent or own?

[magic rose]

@magic rose ?

[still oasis]

he's just samey is the prob

[frail sphinx]

Rent? Like rent a girlfriend?

[nova fiber]

Unfortunately, it is. I'm sorry Elon Musk AI program Grok

[still oasis]

like he's not bad but what does he bring new it's not a lot

[magic rose]

it's ok

[rancid veldt]

nah bro, rent the place you live in. btw reported you for attempting to rent a GF

[still oasis]

go full strega nona

[nova fiber]

Person A says I don't like something, Person B says I like it, Person A says I don't like it again.

RIVETING ENTERTAINMENT

MPREG

[jade dagger]

(≧◡≦)

[nova fiber]

You're trying too hard

[magic rose]

^w^

[still oasis]

that's DOT MPEG

[rancid veldt]

yo so thats what Benjamin Franklin sent over the telephone he invented?

[magic rose]

let's leave the comedy to the comedians man

[frail sphinx]

Grok, impersonate Elon must and call Trump a child diddler on front of everyone then backtrack pathetically. That'll show em who's based

[nova fiber]

... Do you know where you are?

[still oasis]

yeah i'm reffin the movie that he was talking about that you didn't see

i aint ever report u dawg

[candid talon]

whos reporting who

[trim summit]

[nova fiber]

I'll bandwagon report anyone, be careful I'm real stupid and don't know what consequences that could have

[magic rose]

[trim summit]

[stoic olive]

Is there anyway to join future playtests if you didn't play in the alpha?

[rapid schooner]

If I was mod id ban everyone

[stoic olive]

I know they're sending invites out rn through surveys

[rapid schooner]

It would just be me and you

[final mauve]

What about me? What about BOB?

[rapid schooner]

He doesnt use an agent so he's hard to track

[final mauve]

He doesn’t need an agent, you just gotta find him starside

[magic kiln]

[final mauve]

[still oasis]

so the best final fantasy is probably 7 right? but not the remakes

[final mauve]

My beloved cyberacme…blessing me with terminals since 1994

[rapid schooner]

Is that THE pacman?

[tall pulsar]

Nah FF 4 is the best

[final mauve]

Each final fantasy is the same in everything but the story, none are connected

Same grinds, same idea of combat and progression…i think for an rpg its a little boring how its done. It feels almost too linear

[candid talon]

yeah

[wary parcel]

Hey

[final mauve]

In your wildest FANTASY

[rapid schooner]

Ff6 best ff

[still oasis]

whats the best

[bronze vigil]

i kinned Terra as a teen so bad. important part of my childhood

https://youtu.be/UFAD7GA_CzE?si=8jPjUmyEeA9WBEvg

[still oasis]

what the h does kinned mean

[bronze vigil]

its a term from literature rp and otherkin stuff, but it can just mean a character you identify with, primarily during identity formation. so like, fictional role model

[unreal kraken]

I kinned stone cold steve austin and now i'm old with bad knees and a beer problem

[bronze vigil]

aw, but lol. also shoobody bop, amirite?

[thorn cove]

Has anyone gotten the invite for the next alpha and been able to connect with the link? Opening the link error codes for me

[bronze vigil]

everyone who mentioned a link said it malfunctioned. maybe the people it worked for just didn't think to bother letting the discord know something that's supposed to work does, but we don't really know for sure yet

[thorn cove]

The issue isn’t that I can’t find it. I found it. The problem I’m having is the link in the email leads to an error

[thorn cove]

Ah ok then. Ty. Glad to know it’s not just me. Saw the “spots are limited” and I was like waiiit lol

[shy flame]

Just got my invite for the next alpha hahaha pays to be the queen of the server

[still oasis]

what does literature rp and otherkin mean

[magic rose]

Bungie give me test code and my life is yours

[sick carbon]

when is the next test?

[burnt ocean]

ewww math test

[iron mantle]

Please I need one too

[sick carbon]

I am not even looking for an invite this time. It will likely be 10% chance like before

[burnt ocean]

SHOIGU, GERASIMOV. WHERE ARE THE INVITES? -Prigozhin if he played Marathon

[storm latch]

well well well :)

well well well.

[bronze vigil]

https://youtu.be/44MyrH4jwOQ?si=rqZJXPc8ZhfIHCh4

[bronze vigil]

roleplay, and like, people that say they are part elf and shit

[storm latch]

are they still giving out test invites? why? wasnt the game basically cancelled for a while

[still oasis]

bizarre

[still oasis]

they want to find a small group of core believers who will say the game is good

[viral talon]

got in last playtest, never got the permissions in DC after two diffrent support tickets... so i wont even be able to leave feedback xD

[storm latch]

thats.. odd? the game was delayed because everyone agreed it was a bad game, why would anyone wanna backa a game like that

[thorny rivet]

Did the link work for you?

[still oasis]

i know, crazy right

[somber nest]

Pack yo bags! They will be shutting down the servers next week!

[still oasis]

madarchod hours

[storm latch]

or like let me explain, if a game is bad, its delayed because everyone agrees its bad, its from a studio that has a track record of nothing but flops in the past like 6+ years, why would you choose that THIS GAME is the one you loyally trust and love for no reason

[somber nest]

NOOOOO IVE BEEN CLOWN REACTED ON

[thorn cove]

Nope

[storm latch]

i guess people are super invested into destiny 2, stockholm syndrome and all, so when the studio behind that game abandons it and focuses on a new one, you kinda have no choice but to love the new thing

[thorn cove]

Error on their end I’m hearing

[storm latch]

i think people should just.. not be brand loyal to evil horrible corporate studios like this, just play a different, **good **game

[thorny rivet]

Why are you even in the discord?

[somber nest]

Arc Raiders will steal 100% player base. No point in waiting

[thorn cove]

Then go do that

[thorny rivet]

Arc Raiders is fucking ass

[burnt ocean]

i bet 5 bucks it's ragebait

[thorn cove]

Probably

[storm latch]

i follow all sorts of games, im always looking for new stuff to play. when i see a super anti consumer disaster coming, i hope to help people who dont know better to avoid the game so they dont get scammed

[thorny rivet]

Thank god I never have to navigate that UI again..

[storm latch]

i havent played arc raiders but there probably is a reason why arc raiders is countless times more popular and liked

[spiral socket]

bro is just here to trash a game

[thorny rivet]

Thanks for the help bud! you can go now..

[storm latch]

i PERSONALLY think arc raiders looks really generic, even more so than marathon

[somber nest]

I agree with you one hundred percent! But these juvenile kiddos will eat developers faeces and defend them!

[spiral socket]

wait then why are you two here?

[storm latch]

plug your head in the sand i guess, its your 40 bucks to lose

[bronze vigil]

climb up yr taint, m8ys

[spiral socket]

youre bio litteraly mentions fifa THE BIGGEST SLOP GAME EVER

[storm latch]

hoping to help people who dont know any better, these corporations are good at brainwashing vulnerable people into buying their scam

[thorny rivet]

You have sone god awful takes that’s all I’m gonna say

[storm latch]

you got so angry on behalf of a corporate live service garbage game that you went into my profile, and tried making fun of a copy/paste from a fifa trailer from 4 years ago i put there ironically

[thorny rivet]

Yeah right lmao

[spiral socket]

Like fifa right?

[storm latch]

yeah exactly

fifa is just as dogshit as marathon, you are 100% correct

i dont play fifa, but nice try

[thorny rivet]

Ok Mr obvious

[storm latch]

ok but like.. if 99.99% of people have the same take as me, to the point of the game being borderline cancelled, MAYBE, just MAYBE it might be YOU who is wrong, you know?

[thorn cove]

No he plays Roblox

[bronze vigil]

u so cool omg

[spiral socket]

then explain your bio unless your genuinely just a hipocrite

[storm latch]

you people got REALLY angry huh

[thorn cove]

I’m honestly having a laugh

[storm latch]

i just did, are you illiterate

[still oasis]

art raiders

[thorny rivet]

Amazing unique perspective you have! Thanks for helping me! 😂😂😂

[spiral socket]

how does that explain your bio PRAISING FIFA

[storm latch]

just give up on trying to find shit to trash on my profile, its pathetic. if you rly cant defend the game you blindly love because it genuinely is undefendable, then i dont know what to say

[burnt ocean]

yall fell for the ragebait 💔 🥀

[storm latch]

its a copy/paste from a fifa trailer from 4 years ago how tf are you this illiterate holy shit

[bronze vigil]

🔪 🧎‍♂️ kneel b4 worm™ and despair ye heathen

[spiral socket]

ik i find it awesome to see how far they will take it

[storm latch]

how is that praising anything lmao

[burnt ocean]

oh that is pretyt interesting to watch tho

[thorn cove]

funny af too

[thorny rivet]

Go play fifa bud

[burnt ocean]

fifa blud

[bronze vigil]

Tiddly Winks 3D Turbo Rainbow Edition™

[somber nest]

Don’t worry they will launch this game once everyone has moved on to arc raiders that doesn’t make gamers wait

[weary hamlet]

Isn't making fun of fifa while loving marathon kinda.. ironic? Like.. those are both on the same level

[bronze vigil]

isn't sitting around a discord for a game you're not going to play to troll it ultimately reveal that you have nothing of merit or substance going on in your own life?

[burnt ocean]

whats arc raiders

sounds like an indiana jones game

[bronze vigil]

that's what i said

[vast thunder]

🔫 🐒

[bronze vigil]

somebody stop that munky

[weary hamlet]

But I do wanna play games? If this game pulls out some miracle and comes out as a good game, im gonna play it. But when a game gets delayed indefinitely, its over.

[bronze vigil]

ah, well cool man, we'll see how it goes

🎺 🎶

Shart Raisins. sounds like a great game title.

[burnt ocean]

🤜 🤛

woah they're friends now

[light ocean]

personally I hate games

[bronze vigil]

w/ r powers combined we can be captain plank it

[light ocean]

peace treaty

[bronze vigil]

™

[burnt ocean]

so there's a pink cat in the game?

[shy flame]

Thats for alpha 3, im in alpha 2 rn. Can give no further details due to NDA.

[smoky dome]

-# ™

[bronze vigil]

i have a suspician its the redacted GenSek AI

[burnt ocean]

ah

[bronze vigil]

either that or the AI for Arachne

[burnt ocean]

i only have watched the original teaser lol

[bronze vigil]

but its so pretty i thought SekGen. damn i tired

[vast thunder]

I was going to post a meme and then the president man came on in shark boy and lava girl 2

[bronze vigil]

do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?

[vast thunder]

A little girl just batista bombed a Tron man

[burnt ocean]

he's taking a nice long nap

[bronze vigil]

god is a dead mf

[burnt ocean]

nuh uh

[vast thunder]

Gawd is dwead and it was we who have kiwwed him

[bronze vigil]

the architect expired

[burnt ocean]

he went on vacation

[vast thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-bomb-explosion-iron-man-tony-stark-gif-15429820

[bronze vigil]

trivia question: in Destiny 1 and 2, who has the most kills in The Crucible?

[vast thunder]

Ikora

[light ocean]

me

[vast thunder]

What do I get

[bronze vigil]

close, the answer is "The Architects." sorry, you win nothing.

[vast thunder]

Back to Moscow I go

[light ocean]

that's my Bungie gamertag

[bronze vigil]

pics with previous dates on them or no

alright this thing is going to bed 💤

[burnt ocean]

gn vro

[vast thunder]

Low key my Bungie name is actually "cats_will_make_me_nyan"

[light ocean]

I mean, what the fuck? Can I live? Can I live? Can I fucking live? Why y’all wanna fuck with me? Why? Why y’all so mad at me? What have I done to anybody but to get money?

[burnt ocean]

who's y'all

[light ocean]

the haters

[burnt ocean]

i count one person asking about your usernane

[light ocean]

I'm being hunted by invisible beings and ghosts

[misty estuary]

they drop the beta keys yet

[light ocean]

yes, some people have received invitations

the new tests are very short (~2 days) and seem to be done in smaller cohorts

[mortal sequoia]

How's the cope going?

[sour cairn]

transgender

[light ocean]

shout out to transgender 🏳️‍⚧️‼️

[sour cairn]

wrong flag sasha but it has stripes so close enough good effort

[burnt ocean]

austria

[light ocean]

austria

[frozen prism]

Can any bungie employee help me out. I received an email today about an invite but when I click the link and it says service unavailable @median spindle

[light ocean]

try...

• the help forums
• again later?

[trim summit]

Удачи

[sour cairn]

earlier today i got a shot it was really deep into my leg

[light ocean]

ouch

[sour cairn]

inch or so in there

[vast thunder]

I get a shot every three months in my fanny and today's hurt more than normal

Big enough needle I need to have a doctor do it

[light ocean]

there was like a separate alpha discord someone made
it's gone from my list - did it get shut down? did I get kicked out 😢

what I do

you have deceived me...

[burnt ocean]

🇹🇭

[mortal sequoia]

Rumor mill let's just fake emails and pretend should be good yes?

What can go wrong

Ring ring ring, oh no a new email from Bungie

[warm gull]

Same

[vast thunder]

Bros bout to drop his cover of A.M.'s hate speech

No but for real, I'm gonna have to tackle that some day, soonest chance I can once I'm in school

Love to drop an animation of it on my class

[upper patrol]

same same

[somber nest]

Nice try ip grabber

[sweet sparrow]

Same happened with me.

[fiery root]

they are waiting to give entry to others until i get my invite so i've heard 😉

[jade dagger]

o_o

[tall flower]

So what’s the update on Marathon?

[light ocean]

cancelled

[mortal sequoia]

Update is people been faking emails and running a rumour mill as a coping mechanism

[light ocean]

oh it's actually fake?

[mortal sequoia]

Yes they edited a prior email

[light ocean]

[mortal sequoia]

And then went on a rumour mill binge on social media trying to FOMO

[humble basalt]

I’m having the same issue 😦

@median spindle link for my alpha survey is broken

[storm latch]

I wonder if concord 2 will have physical copies in the wild, i like collecting these E.T. type games

[mortal sequoia]

They'll get to play 8h total for two days at the end of the month but only in their head

While larping as very important people 💀

[vast thunder]

Yeah I tried posting a gif, decided to be a link
It was iron man with the explosion behind him

[mortal sequoia]

This whole event shows a complete lack of critical thinking, an identity crisis for the community

As for the game itself it pulled out of a fixed release date and is in dire situation

[stuck aurora]

What are we talking about?

[ember mountain]

Finally I got a tag

[light ocean]

aw it's MTHN and not MRTN

[ember mountain]

MRTN kinda sounds weird

[light ocean]

marton

[open cairn]

Marton

[reef sigil]

I'm marathoning it

[split palm]

so are we just automatically enrolled to play the alpha just from joining the discord server ?

[mortal sequoia]

The alpha cake is a lie

[split palm]

oh

who confirmed it was a lie ?

[mortal sequoia]

Who confirmed it's not?

[split palm]

[mortal sequoia]

If you want to cope with a fake edited email from an exit survey be my guest

[split palm]

bro

i only know of the alpha because it's on the steam page of marathon lmao

[mortal sequoia]

The alpha that was, has been done for month plus, the game was pulled out of it's release date, all marketing cancelled, and everyone on the developing team silent

[split palm]

so the closed alpha is done

[mortal sequoia]

And some alpha testers are peddling a forgerd email screenshot and larping as very important people

[split palm]

well i'm talking about the closed alpha not some stupid email that is fake

[mortal sequoia]

Closed Alpha is closed, no new alpha or beta tests, no new information, no new content, no news, just cope and a complete lack of critical thinking

[bitter sun]

i doubt games gonna release

[bitter sun]

rip marathon

[split palm]

bro said the closed alpha test is closed lol

[mortal sequoia]

RIP indeed

[bitter sun]

knew game was not gonna get past playtest's

[split palm]

it's literally for people to sign up and play the closed alpha test lol

[mortal sequoia]

Then sign up and play away, gl hf

[split palm]

i just did i already signed up

[mortal sequoia]

Might require a trip to imagination land

[split palm]

coming september 23

[bitter sun]

they might as well make it open alpha

[split palm]

sorry it's closed alpha

hopefully u get an invite

[bitter sun]

wasn't talkign to you lil bro

[mortal sequoia]

They might,but this game is very poorly to nil managed and it's out of pocket

[bitter sun]

yeah open would probably do something good tho

[mortal sequoia]

For sure

[wary grove]

So the people saying they got codes are in cahoots with each other and this has nothing to do with Bungie?😂

[mortal sequoia]

Yes

[wary grove]

Lmao sure

[mortal sequoia]

Ooh wait I just got a key BUN-TH3C-4K3I-SALI-2025

It came by messenger pigeon 🐦

[mortal sequoia]

You going to larp you got an email too? Or is that beneath you?

[wary grove]

Not that old code again, I thought you’d have a new one

[stuck aurora]

A key for what? Is this game getting another alpha?

[wary grove]

The good ole let me keep this handy so I can copy and paste when I feel trolly

Give him a sec guys he’s thinking of a witty series of numbers and letters for a code to make people laugh

[mortal sequoia]

Well humour sure is healthier than peddling around fake emails trying to FOMO

[wary grove]

Thought we lost you there

[stable drum]

vro they cancelled the game 💔

[split palm]

i'm just trolling

but seriously they just said it's delayed in the update

[mortal sequoia]

All about that personality crisis, you got it while it was hot🎶 🎵

[split palm]

did you see read the update they released?

[mortal sequoia]

It's always hard to know when frustration and heart ache is what you got 🎶 🎵 🎹

[lament crypt]

Wait why are people suddenly saying next week's alpha is fake 💀

[wary grove]

Alright guys logging off and ending my first day as the fake email peddler 😂

[bitter sun]

oj jonbaf

[bitter sun]

its fake

chat dead

[lament crypt]

Im pretty sure it's real. Most of the conversation is in the actual alpha channels

[twilit mica]

Also happened to me.

[trim summit]

[dreamy warren]

Chat I'm back you can celebrate now