🗣marathon-general-chat

[quartz abyss]

WDYM

[surreal nova]

I watched the movie Her and I was into it until the AIs grew bored of humans and started falling in love with each other (spoilers I guess)

[dreamy warren]

Y'all fw a nature can of ravioli

[cold forge]

that sucks

[unkempt ginkgo]

Robolove as in a Movie?

[cold forge]

love is love

[unkempt ginkgo]

Spaghetti-o's

[cold forge]

special labels aren't needed

[proud glade]

.

[unkempt ginkgo]

Cortana is Mine

[cold forge]

need me a bladerunner hologram girl arrangement

[dreamy warren]

Yea but raviolis are easy to eat in nature

[quartz abyss]

wdym i hvnt watched that

[dreamy warren]

Ai gf guy

[surreal nova]

You need to watch mean girls you’d like it. Watch the original version from the early 2000s

[gleaming bough]

Why must they put flowers with water in a cardboard box. Why. THE BOX BROKE

[surreal nova]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1RB_sYkm9iY

[still oasis]

hey orzi i have some total garbage movie recs for you too

[cold forge]

lmO

[surreal nova]

Lemme guess, Birth of a Nation?

[still oasis]

never seen that, is it as bad as mean girls

[surreal nova]

You’d probably enjoy it way more tbh

[still oasis]

idk i dont think i should take movie recs from you

[surreal nova]

I’m really good at tailoring them to my audience

[proven kernel]

Ursa, why?

[surreal nova]

My bad it was just too easy I’ll stop

[proven kernel]

But yes, watch Mean Girls

[cyan bridge]

watch dexter

[unkempt ginkgo]

Slorp

[surreal nova]

Another amazing show ruined by a terrible ending

[cyan bridge]

Truly.

[dreamy warren]

Recommend some to me then. 🥀

[surreal nova]

You’d like Captain Fantastic

[trim summit]

Captain Crunch

[surreal nova]

Like legit, I think it’d be up your alley with everything I know about you

[dreamy warren]

Unironically you said the complete opposite of something I'd enjoy almost 🥀

[ember crater]

Ursa the opposite mind reader

[surreal nova]

Nah give it a shot seriously

[cyan bridge]

Just watch Dr. House.

[dreamy warren]

I've already tried 🥀

[leaden solstice]

I don't think you're cooking up with this one, unc.

[surreal nova]

Now I have to silence you to preserve my reputation

[surreal nova]

Great show. Were you the one asking me what my fav season was the other night?

[dreamy warren]

Im going to forcefeed his kids pancakes

[cyan bridge]

I forgot.

[leaden solstice]

It cannot be that deep 😭🙏

[dreamy warren]

Im talking about the guy in the movie

[surreal nova]

Yeah the whole point of the movie is the guy was an awful dad who learned how to be a better one by the end

Though less depressing than World’s Greatest Dad, which I do not recommend

[still oasis]

wait i just looked this up are you calling me a klansman?

[dreamy warren]

I prefer that one

[cyan bridge]

the bridge to terabithia is depressing

[still oasis]

that's fucked up

[surreal nova]

I mean I liked it but I wouldn’t recommend it to a general audience

[dreamy warren]

Bicentennial man is also an incredibly underrated Robin Williams movie

[surreal nova]

Way too bleak and dark. Loved bicentennial man tho

[cold forge]

good at stereotyping

[glacial field]

how is this server still up💀

[surreal nova]

Yes it is! I can’t believe that shit is a kids movie

[surreal nova]

We’re about movies and cannibalism now

[still oasis]

and furries / ai gfs, depending on which weird kink you want

[cyan bridge]

"lets make a kids movie where the girl dies horribly and so suddenly"

[glacial field]

yikes sounds interesting

[surreal nova]

Wait when did I stereotype

[cold forge]

its a cruel world

[dreamy warren]

A lot of kids movies do that

[surreal nova]

Honestly Fox and the Hound was depressing too.

[cold forge]

that's what the job entails

[cold forge]

its a good thing honestly

[surreal nova]

Like what a lesson to teach to children. “Your birth and status make you fundamentally incompatible with some people, sorry, try to make it work”

[dreamy warren]

What better way to teach a child about death than a kids movie

[cyan bridge]

Actually killing someone in front of them?

[magic leaf]

How we doing chat

[cold forge]

kids grow attached to the characters and then learn that bad things happen

[dreamy warren]

Yea?

[cyan bridge]

And then eating bricks later.

[magic leaf]

get a dog 2 years before they're born, dog dies when they're old enough, teach them about grief

[cold forge]

i hated cars as a kid because lightning mcqueen getting abandoned and lost was very scary to me, but it was still my favorite movie somehow

[dreamy warren]

Just saying a kids movie saying that is Ganna be a lot easier than a dead dog

[cold forge]

now that's a little too cruel

[magic leaf]

A good movie would be lion king

[cold forge]

fr

[still oasis]

why do you have to teach children about death

[dreamy warren]

Check the name of what the blue guy who changed his tires means

[cold forge]

a movie is just a movie

[quick drum]

you learn naturally in life about grief anyway; i wouldn't stress it 🙂

[magic leaf]

Lion King teaches children that not everything is sunshine and rainbows, sometimes you lose the most important people close to you, and it highlights how in the end its the circle of life

[cold forge]

why would you let them grow up in a fairytale environment? trynna crate the next buddha?

[dreamy warren]

Short circuit takes a bit of a different route but still a good movie. More of the "what does it mean to be alive?"

[still oasis]

so the normal real world is a fairytale environment, and we need to bring the disney corporation in to darken the skies a little?

[magic leaf]

Never seen that movie, worth a watch?

[dreamy warren]

Cus eventually they'll find out and it's easier to teach them before their grandpa up and dies

[cold forge]

no, kids are just very sheltered so i believe putting a little dose of reality in their media does more good than bad

[magic leaf]

Whats that movie with the Fox and the Hound? Aswell as that bambi movie

[dreamy warren]

Incredibly. Especially if you have a partner. I would however not watch any of the sequels

[still oasis]

idk just raise your own livestock they'll figure out when the "pets" start getting eaten

[surreal nova]

The Fox and the Hound

[magic leaf]

heard dat, I'll give it a watch

[still oasis]

i'm more of the opinion that children should not have access to media at all

[cold forge]

property prices

[magic leaf]

ohh my gorshhh the 15 milivanilly grams of addy are hittttttingggg

[cold forge]

damn

[magic leaf]

its gonna be a good day in class

[dreamy warren]

My cousins didn't until they one day asked me... Who was 13 at the time. A year after my grandpa passed away in front of me. To explain it to them. I was not equipped to tell some 4 and 5 year olds what dying is

[still oasis]

i'm sure you did a great job

[cold forge]

are you a stoner kid

[dreamy warren]

We have a farm they know

[still oasis]

better than the walt disney corporation lmao

[dreamy warren]

But pets ≠ livestock

[magic leaf]

Former, getting my life together requires a degree of sobriety

[surreal nova]

We always celebrate sobriety

[dreamy warren]

Woo

[quick drum]

you don't eat the livestock dogs 🙂

[magic leaf]

🤌

[dreamy warren]

A guy I know got his dog from a dog meat factory

[cold forge]

very lame parties though

[magic leaf]

whip out mario kart

[leaden solstice]

This cannot be serious.

[magic leaf]

shit gets real when you start winning and get blue shelled

[leaden solstice]

Why wouldn't you want them to have access to Snapchat and instagram before they can write properly?

[surreal nova]

There’s other fun vices

[dreamy warren]

I was raised on Futurama, the Simpsons and Phineas and Ferb. My mom wouldnt let me watch anything else spare some old movies we had. And I think I turned out fine 🗿

[magic leaf]

I think children need outlets, to stick forks into

[dreamy warren]

It's better when everyone's on drugs 💔

[topaz comet]

i only watch shows with high production value

[dreamy warren]

All I find more enjoyable with drugs. Like gambling.

[topaz comet]

Sopranos, Boardwalk Empire, Fargo, first 5 seasons of game of thrones

[dreamy warren]

The closest I've ever gotten to any of these has been breaking bad

[magic leaf]

Think back to when you were 6 years old and high on Mario Kart and Smash Bros, the same high comes from providing it for yourself and the people around you, mindset is the key, the people around you are the vault, when you synthesize mindset and actions you get good feeeeels

[topaz comet]

you're missing out. fk game of thrones though its a waste of time

[dreamy warren]

As a kid I didn't have Mario kart or smash Bros cus I was poor. I had Shrek cart racing. Like actually.

[magic leaf]

Gambling lowk doesn't require sobriety, I agree with you there

[dreamy warren]

I didn't find any of them entertaining

[magic leaf]

I hope you one day experience being a father and enjoying what you couldn't have when you were a kid with them, wishing the best of luck to you

[topaz comet]

you tried them and didnt like a single one?

[vernal rain]

my favorite show is clarksons farm

[topaz comet]

wtf do you watch soap operas??

[quick drum]

it's a good show

[dreamy warren]

Lately? Not much of anything really at all. Venture Bros has been one of my favorites for a while... But I also really like shoes that are bad on purpose... Like z nation

[cyan bridge]

Drugs?

[cold forge]

crossfading gambling and alcohol is a feeling like no other

[still oasis]

bruh don't mix drugs and swimming

[topaz comet]

so cartoons?

[dreamy warren]

Sopranos I've been meaning to give a try but I already know all the major plotlines cus it's impossible to avoid spoilers for....and game of thrones is more of a show my mom liked to watch

[vernal rain]

yes please

[cold forge]

live a little guy

[dreamy warren]

Why

[cyan bridge]

🫃

[dreamy warren]

Z nation isn't a cartoon 🥀

[topaz comet]

ill have to look it up

[dreamy warren]

I like labors of love and things that tell a strong message

[still oasis]

u gon drown

[vernal rain]

imagine getting too high you lose the ability to swim

[dreamy warren]

It's like scary movie. But for zombie shows.

[cyan bridge]

Alcohol + Driving = ♥️♥️♥️

[dreamy warren]

Skill issue? Learn to float?

[topaz comet]

z nation or walking dead

[dreamy warren]

Z nation is a parody of zombie shows while also remaining its own thing

Sketchy and skeezy easily the best 2 side characters 🙏🏻

[still oasis]

but u might forget to float

[dreamy warren]

You can't forget how to chill out

Especially on drugs that make you chill out

[dreamy warren]

• texting

[surreal nova]

Who wants to see another amazing Splitgate play

[dreamy warren]

Who's paying you

[topaz comet]

everyone looks like a god on splitgate because the movement

splitgate 2**

[dreamy warren]

Everyone looks like a god om splitgate cus the sniper headshots are free kills

[surreal nova]

Wait I could be getting paid for this

[topaz comet]

also that

[surreal nova]

Have you played the game? Theres minimal aim assist

[weak falcon]

Yeah sniper headshots generally kill people

[dreamy warren]

I just assumed it was cus why else would you be saying that 🥀

[topaz comet]

splitgate turned into the modern shooters that i hate

felt like black ops 6

[surreal nova]

Do you not make plays you’re proud of

[dreamy warren]

Doesn't need aim assist? There isn't aim assist in the games I play 🥀 that's for console dweebs

[dreamy warren]

I do but usually I don't go around asking people on discord to see it

[topaz comet]

hey im on console (not by choice)

[surreal nova]

How so? The medals and shit?

[dreamy warren]

I just watch my own clips and glaze myself in private

[topaz comet]

movement gunplay maps

[surreal nova]

Way more fun to have other people praise you

[topaz comet]

everything is different about the sequel

[dreamy warren]

Usually that's why I show my friends

[surreal nova]

Wait I forgot that isn’t about donuts

[topaz comet]

i miss how vertical splitgate 1 maps were

[surreal nova]

I love the movement and gunplay, and the ttk isn’t cod fast so that’s cool

I thought sg1 was decent but it didn’t grab me

[topaz comet]

a lot of people do. it just feels like im running/slidding on ice

[surreal nova]

They all already complimented me

[vernal rain]

splitgates graphics are bad marathon looks much better

[still oasis]

splitgate is a game you can play though

[dreamy warren]

I could also play barony

[topaz comet]

i might get barony for my nintendo switch

[surreal nova]

What’s barony

[topaz comet]

a game

[surreal nova]

Oh looks fucking sick

[topaz comet]

60 fps on the switch so its playable

[proud glade]

which one is heavier
a kilogram of steel? or a kilogram of feathers.

[surreal nova]

Kilo is a kilo

[cerulean ocean]

but steel denser than feather

[topaz comet]

you'd need 1 billion feathers

some feather are pretty dense tho. you could use peacock feathers

or turkey feathers

[still oasis]

are they both on the same planet

[topaz comet]

or ostrich feathers

[proud glade]

that's right. it's the steel. because steel, is heavier, than feathers.

[still oasis]

simple as

[stuck aurora]

Glitch armpits

[glacial bane]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-what-huh-gif-15321953

[obsidian plover]

bored. ready to play marathon.

I'm just gonna watch my recorded clips at this point and relive me punishing the other squads.

[bronze vigil]

i bet you popped my head a few times out there

was i the only one that bothered with solo runs?

[kindred vigil]

hay

[magic rose]

my name is the fucking mimic oh yeah

[jade dagger]

hi hi

[weak falcon]

Is for horses 🐎

[bronze vigil]

https://youtu.be/CHVObn8MuBg?si=10c0wteVoPRmHVa7

[surreal nova]

hi hi

[bronze vigil]

am not lol

[surreal nova]

I hope they don’t cancel it because I want to play it myself and dunk on bad players

There are several chat members here I hope I run into in game as well

[kindred vigil]

My name is edwin and I made the

[lone niche]

https://tenor.com/view/sentinel-prime-megatron-transformers-one-megatron-kills-sentinel-transformers-death-gif-1724581799202972900

[bronze vigil]

lul

[cold forge]

definitely steel cause its magnetic as well

[bronze vigil]

how dem evn wurk. magnits. ?

[cold forge]

the government doesn't want you to know this but the earth is actually just one giant magnet

[quick drum]

dang goberments always being sneak

[gleaming bough]

Freedom

[surreal glade]

why my roles keep resetting in dis server

[hoary furnace]

DOA

[cold forge]

dead on art(theft)

[obsidian plover]

No, I did those from the to time too

[obsidian plover]

Moon is cheese earth is flat

[shy flame]

Guys, should I eat golden corral (buffet but no bar) or a local ramen shop (great cocktails but no buffet)

[bronze vigil]

were you able to Exfil? i pulled it off like half a dozen runs i think

[weak falcon]

You should drink until you pass out

[bronze vigil]

naw, healthy choices 4 sho

[shy flame]

I could do golden corral then drunk at home

[obsidian plover]

Many many times.

[bronze vigil]

cool cool. i'm new to extraction games. ish. probably some things in the early 2d era could kind of compare, but not on scale and way different gameplay lol

i didn't grow up with shooters, so getting into them i strangely went from being an old master at the genres i grew up with, then suddenly the blueberry when i got into destiny. took over 2 years to learn to even aim constantly lol. but i had gotten bored being too good at other stuff, its been refreshing to kind of start from beginner again

[bronze vigil]

cheaper, i imagine

[cold forge]

you cheese moon flat earther give us conspiracy theorists a bad name

[bronze vigil]

^ this is choice comedy right hyere

https://youtu.be/1-_4D2jR5gE?si=3CEKk_fFTqGPQDON

[kindred vigil]

shooters fell off play clash of clans mobile type games like a big man

[bronze vigil]

lol dude. hell nah

[cold forge]

real ogs play backyard monsters

[proven kernel]

I always forget Golden Corral is a thing.

[bronze vigil]

the steaks are actually rather good for the price of the place

[kindred vigil]

You always forget until you get hungry enough to want to go out but don't wanna go outta pocket

golden corral is like the best mid food ever idk how to explain

[proven kernel]

I mean I probably haven’t been to one since I was like 10.

[bronze vigil]

i went a few months back, and was all like "oh yeah, this is actually really good"

i'd go once a month, but my budget has been tiiiiiight

[cold forge]

go to walmart and buy some steak its cheap

[cold forge]

are you bulking?

[kindred vigil]

why would I eat steak

I eat raw eggs n protein like a good Samaritan

[cold forge]

#yummers as my role model charles would say

[proven kernel]

Nah. Just loosing weight.

[cold forge]

then ur doing well staying away from buffets lol

[proven kernel]

That would be counterproductive to what I want.

[bronze vigil]

feel

i ended up needing stuff like that because i got real sickly for an extended period, and almost whithered away

it took a long time to be able to eat enough to get back into safe weight range. my organs damn near quit on me

[proven kernel]

That sounds… not fun.

[magic leaf]

semi-conductor class getting serious

who wanna know apples new nanometer process

[scenic perch]

none off these controversies would of happen if they let us all in the alpha

[magic leaf]

horrible take, game would’ve had mass ridicule

[scenic perch]

maybe im butt hurt bc i didn't get to play

[bronze vigil]

nah, but its hella fun to eat good food now. starving from not being able to eat is a special hell.

[proven kernel]

Damn. Glad you got it sorted out.

[bronze vigil]

my roommate and i are real into cooking healthy ass home meals, and we live next to an urban garden/greenhouse store, so things are much nicer now

we eat super healthy (good tasting mind you,) but it is about time for a nice frozen pizza lol

apparently the science shows eating healthy with occasional junk is healthier for a human than with no junk food ever

[weak falcon]

It did 💀

[bronze vigil]

someone is ridiculing my mass

[quick drum]

YouTube shorts live is the wildest thing lmao, and always gets crazy at nite😂

[obsidian plover]

Lolol

[quartz abyss]

ur skibi is showing

[trim summit]

[kindred vigil]

I don't like this one

[glacial bane]

Its ominous i agree

[dreamy warren]

I hate getting muted for hours on end 🥀

[shell bone]

whens the release date again

[dreamy warren]

2037

[bronze vigil]

its already out, you're just in the wrong timeline. get good i guess.

[cold forge]

probably cause strict healthy eaters probably have health conditions making them do it

nothing wrong with a little bit of junk food though

[bronze vigil]

nah, it actually has to do with making sure you can still process toxins, like your system needs to stay in shape. this can help reduce or prevent new allergies and intolerances from forming

[jade dagger]

hmm.. yeah

[bronze vigil]

i get the sense you're good at that

[kindred vigil]

They're poisoning the water supply

[dreamy warren]

That's why I eat dirt and worms

If they're putting chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay why do I still kiss a woman

[dreamy warren]

I got muted for 2 hours for saying a 5 letter word that starts with d and Tylenol is one of them

[obsidian plover]

Neenee moment

[cold forge]

you probably drank enough monsters to counteracts the effects

[fleet thicket]

this game is dead dead

hooooly bro

[cold forge]

true, do you want me to apologize?

[valid merlin]

it cant be dead... please 😔

[fleet thicket]

are you on board of Bungie or CEO of bungie?

[weak falcon]

yes

[cold forge]

no not even close but im still allowed to apologize

[kindred vigil]

I have a coke bottle it tells me to share with Kevin @kevin where are u

[fleet thicket]

yeah but its meaningless since it doesnt come from the people who ruined the game

[brittle river]

MARATHON IS OUT ON FEBRUARY 19 2026

[cold forge]

no it isnt, my apologies are worth a lot and its quite frankly a little insulting you would say such a thing

[dreamy warren]

I don't drink monster

Monster is a femboy or a 5'6" and shorter gym bro drink

[kindred vigil]

that's a sentence that exists

[cold forge]

i said probably, there are many elixers and tonics that can help

[weak falcon]

big if true

[cold forge]

not boomer juice but yeah most of the extended universe does have that rep at this point

[kindred vigil]

What drink is C4 energy for

[brittle river]

(lying)

[cold forge]

creeps

[kindred vigil]

ok what about bang energy

[cold forge]

f bros

[kindred vigil]

Rockstar energy

[cold forge]

nobody cares about rockstar

[kindred vigil]

I do because they're always the cheapest

[cold forge]

broke neets then

[kindred vigil]

ok what about red bull tho

[cold forge]

people who like overpaying for mildly caffeinated sugar water that tastes mid

[brittle river]

meeee

[weak falcon]

explosive

[dreamy warren]

Still can't wait until my industrial neeyth sized blender arrives

[kindred vigil]

#true

[dreamy warren]

Wouldn't know. Nobody buys it.

[gleaming bough]

where can I get one?

[weak falcon]

also explosive (onomotopoeia)

[kindred vigil]

What about ghost energy drink

[dreamy warren]

You have to have it custom fabricated at a local place

[weak falcon]

spooky

[cold forge]

real men

[dreamy warren]

People that you can see a layer of slime over their skin

[kindred vigil]

#truth

[dreamy warren]

Ok buddy go have your sour patch kids sugar drink

[cold forge]

yeah reign comes slime free

[cold forge]

idc for ghost

[kindred vigil]

What about full throttle

[weak falcon]

step off ghost bro their cherry limeade is goated

[cold forge]

uhhh someone can bench 500 lbs

[kindred vigil]

Gfuel

[ember crater]

Nu caloric energy drink when

[dreamy warren]

Y'all fw whipped strawberry rockstar

[dreamy warren]

Half made from recycled pee

[ember crater]

Not willing to call out it out by name coward

Ngl Ive never seen a can of it

[bronze vigil]

ruff

[kindred vigil]

ruff

[dreamy warren]

Ruff ruffman?

[cold forge]

incels or children

[kindred vigil]

But they have a sonic flavor ....

[bronze vigil]

Borf Borfman.

[dreamy warren]

So.... A flavor that has a fan base of incels and children?

[ember crater]

I loved NOS but I stopped drinking energy drinks with sugar and I dont usually see Zero sugar NOS around here

[cold forge]

i just said a banned word but the s saved my heinie

[cold forge]

i love nos

[dreamy warren]

Nosferatu

[vast thunder]

Made from real (insert sonic animal here)

[kindred vigil]

ZZZ is 74gb this shit better be good 💔

[real zodiac]

I like ghost before a workout

[dreamy warren]

Nap simulator

[trim summit]

top tier girls

[cold forge]

what is zzz

[real zodiac]

gacha game
Good
🙄

[kindred vigil]

It's a gacha game for gooners but they say it has "good gameplay" so instead of making fun of them I'm gonna cave in

I hate genshin so this better be better by a [ big shot]

[vast thunder]

Sonic the H e d g e h o g

[kindred vigil]

yes bro

[vast thunder]

The word is banned for some reason

Roommate just got timed for an hour for it

[dreamy warren]

Neeyth I know the real reason you're playing it. And your mother and I are not impressed with your behavior.

[cold forge]

ur one of them lil bro

[kindred vigil]

yeah if I end up liking it can you kill me

[cold forge]

the neeyth sized blender is almost ready

[kindred vigil]

https://youtu.be/-nQn9UkHS4w?feature=shared

[dreamy warren]

Not opening neeyth links

[kindred vigil]

oh come n

[dreamy warren]

Maybe if your social credit was higher I'd trust it

[cold forge]

gotta pump those numbers up

[kindred vigil]

I love Shanghai china

[dreamy warren]

+25 social credit

Unironically I think the siege of Shanghai map haters just can't let me enjoy a fun map

[kindred vigil]

ok I will

What animal is that

That is a cute reptile ,,

[kindred vigil]

People genuinely hate siege of Shanghai ❓

[dreamy warren]

Yes.

[kindred vigil]

no way that's one of the franchises best maps idc

[dreamy warren]

Why would I click a rage baiters links 🥀

[quartz abyss]

ur skibi is showing

[dreamy warren]

Im stumped.

[quartz abyss]

UR SKIBIDI IS SHOWING

[dreamy warren]

Idk if that's good or bad and it makes me feel old 😔

[proven kernel]

I saved them

[bronze vigil]

oh thank goodniss

[strong sequoia]

marathon is gay

[dreamy warren]

Butane why is the thing that Tylenol is a banned word or is it just cus I got the boot emoji from someone💔

Also idk how true this is but it might be the more warns you get the longer it is cus my last one was 2 hours instead of one

[proven kernel]

2 hour time out would indicate boot emoji

[dreamy warren]

I've had the boot emoji before and only got a 1 hour

This is my first 2 hour

[proven kernel]

Yeah, I don't have anything to do with that system, so I can't tell you.

[dreamy warren]

Smh standard bureaucracy stuff 💔🥀

[proven kernel]

I only take care of what I can see. That's it.

[dreamy warren]

Real

[dreamy warren]

Other than DND what do you do in your free time bbg

[still oasis]

this one got me yesterday, Butane is a G he'll overturn mutes if they're obviously system error

[proven kernel]

Well I don't get a lot of free time, but I like biking, playing guitar and piano, cooking, just basic chilling

[kindred vigil]

piano

[proven kernel]

I also can sing pretty well.

[cold forge]

i sing crazy

[trim summit]

i can play piano, drums, and sing. AMA

[trim summit]

i love biking but i hate it where i live. so many goddamn hills

biking on trails is chill and meditating

[kindred vigil]

I can't do anything but I'm halfly funny ama

[brave flame]

Y’all think will smith is washed?

[bronze vigil]

oh man, trying so hard to break into music. its a process right now of restoring my health, getting gear together, and making time. as it stands, i'm a vocalist with a huge range. a friend is giving me her amp soon so i can get back to guitar, though i expect to be making electronic beats and stuff before i can play well

[bronze vigil]

nah, not completely

[brave flame]

He has his good moments but I feel like overall he’s kinda meh

But man his bangers are BANGERS

[bronze vigil]

that's what i'm saying. i bet he'll have a decent hit every five years or whatever.

i am a dancer, so i especially dig on those moments.

[finite fractal]

When tf was the last time will smith put out a song that was half decent. Get jiggy with it was the last one for sure

[brave flame]

His latest one is actually pretty decent

If you make it 1.25x faster it makes it really good

[brittle river]

luke smith is NOT washed he is MY GOAT

[steel sequoia]

Will Smith washed after Diddy was done with him

[kindred vigil]

Diddy Jokes in 2025

[steel sequoia]

bit late i guess lol

[still oasis]

peaked at willennium

[bronze vigil]

i feel like he's gonna have a renewed moment, though subdued

[carmine knot]

"OmG gOoNeR gAmE" spoken like a true man child 🤣

[steel sequoia]

So i have seen a few negative videos about this game, is it going ahead or are we hoping for nowt?

[still oasis]

i kinda want to play stellar blade because it sold so well but i don't want to immerse myself in perv fest

[kindred vigil]

That's why I'm playing it to have a different opinion u dunce

also it's pretty gooner let's be honest they play into it

[bronze vigil]

Diddy Kong's Gooner Racing 64

[finite fractal]

Doubt. He's gonna keep making movies and call it good. His music is mid

[bronze vigil]

i mean i don't think he's Mozart lol

booty bop technician more like

[finite fractal]

Booty bop technician is crazy

[bronze vigil]

so's mah booty

arrrrr🏴‍☠️

[finite fractal]

Absolutely not.

[still oasis]

marathon discord karaoke night when

[kindred vigil]

never I hope

[bronze vigil]

keel haul me 1st dollar, mr squibtard

[still oasis]

we can duet

[bronze vigil]

i'm in, let's kara that oke

[still oasis]

hmmm who would host

[bronze vigil]

"duet in the road"

[jade dagger]

haii

[bronze vigil]

Satan

[kindred vigil]

bye

[bronze vigil]

suh

[ember warren]

#1 lurker right here

[kindred vigil]

Charles is here all of you lost 50- aura

[bronze vigil]

spectacle enthusiast is more accurate

[ember warren]

omg look who typed in new noise

ITS FUCKING DOOBERRY

[kindred vigil]

the eye guy?

[gleaming bough]

[ember warren]

#1 quote king

[proven kernel]

We’ll figure something out. We’ll need a lot of alcohol.

[bronze vigil]

🐟 is here

[steel sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/dory-finding-gif-3975536679967408074

[bronze vigil]

fysh

[quartz abyss]

ur skibi is showing

[ember warren]

oh mb

[tight sinew]

Why hello there People.

[ember warren]

why

[tight sinew]

Why O_O

[ember warren]

:3 ?

[tight sinew]

Ain’t got a clue, how are you

[ember warren]

quite swell

[tight sinew]

Splendid to hear

[dreamy warren]

Every day that goes by I miss Robin Williams a little bit more. I haven't watched a movie that's made me emotional in some way in years

[ember warren]

clearly you didnt watch spider man no way home ugh

[dreamy warren]

Obviously I did 🥀 spiderman is the only marvel/Sony slop content I still consume

Maybe marathon will be added to the list but who knows

[ember warren]

it shoulda madfe you emotina

[dreamy warren]

Why

[brave flame]

wtf happened to him btw

[still oasis]

fired for making marathon

[ember warren]

idk im just bsing

[still oasis]

unironically lmao

[cold forge]

i would but im too talented

[brittle river]

he was not working on marathon

[dreamy warren]

Fired for thinking about marathon

[ember warren]

deserved

[brittle river]

as of last layoffs hes not at bungie anymore
forgot if it was he got fired or he left on his own

[cold forge]

guilty by association

[brittle river]

luke smith had NOTHING to do with marathon LOL

his JOB TITLE had DESTINY in it he wasnt working on marathon

[ember warren]

im sure he thought of it once or twice

[cold forge]

id be ashamed too

[dreamy warren]

I have no idea who Luke Smith is dude. But if he worked on destiny I'd fire him too

My gf just called me and I hung up and she said "wow you hung up fast" how do I tell her it's cus I'm pooping on the clock before I leave

[brittle river]

luke smith and mark noseworthy left after the layoffs

[ember warren]

did he smell good

[dreamy warren]

I'd leave if I worked on destiny

[still oasis]

luke "marathon" smith

[brittle river]

idk why people hate luke smith so much honestly

[ember warren]

i hate that guy he killed my parents

[cold forge]

text her and say that

honesty is the best policy when it comes to on the clock pooping

[dreamy warren]

She forgot I was still at work

[cold forge]

call her dumb and embarrassing

sorry no don't do that it isn't rizz

[dreamy warren]

No 🥀 I don't need this to be on the news

[cold forge]

id aim my sights at nightly news tbh

[ember warren]

i thought that was you

[bronze vigil]

skibidi dibidi doo

mf

[ember warren]

doom

[bronze vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-funny-face-dog-scooby-doo-movie-picture-gif-16044845

DOOM 64 is aight

[ember warren]

mf doom

the villin

omg this nerd prolly gonna say that i should capatilize it

[quick drum]

mFD00m

[ember warren]

@dreamy warren 🤓

[dreamy warren]

Bro got upset that I respect the dead and then tagged me when I was off doing something else 🥀

Must be my aura making him call me back here

[dreamy warren]

I'd put that thing in a microwave

[bronze vigil]

mF d00|||

[dreamy warren]

Metal Fingers

[quick drum]

Today was a long ass day phew

[bronze vigil]

for once we agree. that is not a real hampster. it is a cyber demon from universe β

[dreamy warren]

At home there's a freezer FULL of rats and other rodents... Some quail 🗿

[bronze vigil]

naw it was an incubator to hatch lizard people

[ember warren]

#truth

[proven kernel]

Launch The Slayer

[bronze vigil]

Rust, Dust and Microwaves

Microwalker

[ember warren]

Rust?!?!?!?! guys hop on

[ancient fern]

"Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man's name.."

[bronze vigil]

The Only Thing They Thaw Is U

[ember warren]

🤓

#disrespectingthedead

#fuckemall

[bronze vigil]

i shoppe at the fucke mall

[bronze vigil]

https://www.deviantart.com/deebellwether/art/Ides-Ov-1337-1197482093 i need to make some Marathon edits

[gleaming bough]

I want snow

[bronze vigil]

the precipitation, or the encephalation?

[ember warren]

go swimming :3

[dusk edge]

yoooooo

[quartz abyss]

we went to the beach tday 😃

[dusk edge]

nice

[bronze vigil]

i haven't been to the beach in years. hopefully next year

[ember warren]

me too 🙂

[kindred vigil]

I despise water

[still oasis]

why

[ember warren]

what

[cold forge]

contains forever chemicals

smart people and cats know better

[ember warren]

calling neeyth smart 💔

[kindred vigil]

*calling neeyth smart ❤️

[limpid grail]

#WeStillWantTheGame

[bronze vigil]

how dare you. i am water and i take offense 🧜‍♀️ 💦

[kindred vigil]

yes bro

[ember warren]

y u hate water

[bronze vigil]

but 4 ril just filter it bruv

[kindred vigil]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-054 is that you

[ember warren]

#truth

[bronze vigil]

y u lurkin' then

[kindred vigil]

I hate water bc yeah

[ember warren]

hmm ok

[kindred vigil]

it's not tasty n doesn't have corn syrup n carbonation

I also use rats as a clock yeah

[bronze vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-black-eyes-evil-eye-demon-eyes-alien-eyes-gif-16773529

basically.

[cold forge]

some kind of feline seems the more obvious answer

[ember warren]

meanest thing youve ever said

[bronze vigil]

actually damn, that a slam

[cold forge]

probably dwells with cats

[bronze vigil]

i know i do

[cold forge]

which is good because rotting rat alarm clock isn't an available option

[cold forge]

that's rough

luckily im not very judgemental

[empty heart]

dead rats *

[kindred vigil]

Yooo Kevin

[ember warren]

yo ✌️

[empty heart]

Oh hell yeah, where's my coke? Send it to me

[ember warren]

neeyth shake it up 🤭

[bronze vigil]

dude i have a tuxedo cat that plays fetch. its lit.

[empty heart]

Tuxedo cats are always handsome

[bronze vigil]

i have a great marmalade mama that is part siamese, the tuxedo man, and their kids. its a whole cool kitty pride. i have them trained in a bunch of ways too

[empty heart]

Can they spin?

[proven kernel]

I’d post a picture of my Maine Cat (can’t finish the breed name I’ll get automodded). He’s tuxedo. He’s handsome.

[unkempt ginkgo]

Can you dance in sequence

They*

[empty heart]

I need these cat pictures goddamnit

[ember warren]

my friend has one and it was the first time i ever saw one irl and those things are fucking massive

[proven kernel]

He’s not as massive as some, but he’s still around 20 pounds.

[kindred vigil]

I forgot to mention it's a coke zero is that fine

[cold forge]

W

[kindred vigil]

and yes I drink zero sugar soda

[cold forge]

i think your cat is secretly a dog ngl

[cold forge]

fat flex

[trim summit]

do it. cmon.

[kindred vigil]

unfortunately

[trim summit]

what’s the full breed of that cat name?

[proven kernel]

No image perms.

[kindred vigil]

Mainecoon?

[proven kernel]

That.

[cold forge]

post a picture of your new jordans

[proven kernel]

Good work around.

[dreamy warren]

Scallop

[cold forge]

shouldn't say that word

[trim summit]

i don’t have any. i only wear adidas and vans.

[dreamy warren]

Sometimes I think about bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers

[empty heart]

I take whatever

[cold forge]

i was really hoping you upgraded between then and now

[dreamy warren]

Then I remember I don't need bacon

[cold forge]

i don't like jalepeno or bacon

in a dip they're fine tho

[kindred vigil]

What's wrong with jalapeno

[proven kernel]

I want jalapeño poppers now.

[cold forge]

no flavor

[kindred vigil]

Well yeah it's a addition

[cold forge]

to bacon?

[kindred vigil]

To anything

[ember warren]

too spicy 😭

[proven kernel]

Nah

[kindred vigil]

Oh don't be such a snoonble charles

[cold forge]

build your tolerance

[kindred vigil]

Smh snoonble

[ember warren]

what is snoonble

[kindred vigil]

someone who can't handle spicy food

[cold forge]

spice is like alcohol if you really think about it, except you can't die on spice withdrawals

[ember warren]

im ngl im never munched a jalapeno before

[cold forge]

why would anyone do that

[ember warren]

to eat them

[cold forge]

no

might be worse than eating raw onion like an apple

[finite radish]

I'm like Garfield if he wasn't Garfield and also liked spaghetti

[kindred vigil]

beating that horse now

[finite radish]

I'm like Garfield if he beat a horse

[ember warren]

dont beat horses thats rude

[empty heart]

That horse is a fossil

[ember warren]

you beat horses???

[finite radish]

They should make tinder for kids and call it tindergarten

[cold forge]

is it at least dead

[ember warren]

actually ofc you do youre native thats how we get around

[cold forge]

you can take your leave now

[empty heart]

Ok that's a better one

[finite radish]

Oh so we hate jokes now

[ember warren]

🍃

[kindred vigil]

airball I'm ngl

[ember warren]

nah tindergarten was a banger

[kindred vigil]

tindergarten 💔

[cold forge]

yours specifically and its very personal

[finite radish]

Gonna blow you up with my mind

[empty heart]

My go-to joke is too nasty to tell it

[ember warren]

i knew a guy who tried to use a "friend app" (dating app for kids) and im 90% sure he was gonna get kidnapped

[kindred vigil]

only Dr Manhattan can do that liar

[finite radish]

My jokes are good because I'm like funny Garfield

[ember warren]

shes garfield if he was funny

[finite radish]

What do you even know about pogo sticks with knives on them

[cold forge]

if he wasn't garfield

[kindred vigil]

Is that something they do in Britain

[finite radish]

Yeah

[simple dune]

is their an official release date yet?

[ember warren]

im a demon on pogo stick

[finite radish]

Sept 23

[ember warren]

septermber 23

[simple dune]

i wish

[empty heart]

It's the same one for now

[cold forge]

never forget

[finite radish]

Just ate an orange freezie

[ember warren]

second best flavour

[finite radish]

What's the best one

[ember warren]

ourple

[finite radish]

Sometimes that tastes like cough syrup tho

[ember warren]

bc freezies 💔

[cold forge]

i can't put down the freezie

[trim summit]

i like the classics

[ember warren]

you need conservative leadership to have good freezies

[cold forge]

wtf is a freezie

[ember warren]

get a load of this guy

[finite radish]

Guy doesn't know what a freezie is because he is not like Garfield at all

[trim summit]

mr freezie freeze

[ember warren]

im like garfield if his favorite freezie was purple

[finite radish]

He's probably never had a jumbo Mr.freeze

[cold forge]

jordans are rizz tho

[ember warren]

they are for gluttons lowk

[cold forge]

never claimed to be, can't step on my goat

[ember warren]

a normal freezie is enough for me

[finite radish]

It's only 70 calories

[ember warren]

actually if im getting active ill munch a jumbo freezie for the sugar

at the beach is jumbo freezie time

[finite radish]

You're speaking like a tw!nk right now

Jumbo freezie is for gluttons

[cold forge]

i want some kobes but they're kinda expensive

[ember warren]

lowkey thats too much yum for one soul

you gotta pace yourself on yum

[finite radish]

Guy who's never had a whole pint of Ben and Jerrys before

You're not a real eater

[cold forge]

im a glutton for that kirkland

[ember warren]

see thats gluttony, also ive munched a whole tub of noname ice cream idk how big it is but its like 5 bucks and huge

[still oasis]

unimaginably based take

[ember warren]

do NOT ever say im not a real eater

my weight begs to differ

[unkempt ginkgo]

I'm a Hater

[kindred vigil]

I ate a huge tub bucket of neopolatian ice cream b4

[still oasis]

is this overeaters anonymous now

[ember warren]

the no name ice cream was 4 litres of chocolate

[finite radish]

Now that's epic

[ember warren]

😋

[lilac lodge]

so is it delayed or not

[ember warren]

no

[kindred vigil]

No

[cold forge]

are you ciri witcher 4

[ember warren]

sept 23 still

[lilac lodge]

damn ill be back soon to continue hating

[cold forge]

sounds like 10,000 calories and a lethal amount of heavy metal contamination

[cold forge]

aight cya

[finite radish]

Yeah ur not like Garfield at all Garfield wouldn't care about no calories

[still oasis]

no hate here

[ember warren]

i googled it and it was around 5000 calories of ice cream

[still oasis]

i’m so pumped about garfield’s birthday on the 19th i got my lasagna recipe picked out

[cold forge]

garfield is a health nut, his only weak spot is lasagna

[kindred vigil]

Yummy bulking

[lilac lodge]

no hate here... the flag....jokes write themselves

[finite radish]

Fly just landed on my phone to say hi

[ember warren]

hi fly

[still oasis]

?

[finite radish]

Ur getting successfully baited

[kindred vigil]

eat it like. 🐸

[ember warren]

im already big bruh 💔

[cold forge]

should clean your phone

[finite radish]

Hell no

[lilac lodge]

@finite radish i see it and i have to laugh lol

[kindred vigil]

So the huge is literal

[cold forge]

how much you weigh

[trim summit]

[ember warren]

240 lbs

[cold forge]

my mom weighs more than that

[kindred vigil]

Of pure muscle?

[ember warren]

....

#truth

[finite radish]

It's just there to piss people off lmao

[cold forge]

tren and test add a lot of weight

[lilac lodge]

@finite radish psychopathic to use that for rage bait some people need lives and loving families

[ember warren]

so does fat

[cold forge]

what flag

[still oasis]

it’s normal to fly flags that you support, don’t try to mind read

[ember warren]

what flag am i getting epically trolled

[kindred vigil]

It's in ur face bro

[lilac lodge]

the israeli flag

[cold forge]

i see

[finite radish]

What's Israeli

[ember warren]

ksenia has no flags im lost

[cold forge]

is that a sports team

[lilac lodge]

i have no idea i've only heard of palestine

[kindred vigil]

No it's the call of duty fictional country in the reboot series

[cold forge]

idk what that it but it sounds political and is against the rules

[ember warren]

urzikstan?

[kindred vigil]

Why do u know the name

[still oasis]

yeah that’s suspicious

[lilac lodge]

cod was goated

[ember warren]

i rewatched jev playthough mw2019 campaign recently

[lilac lodge]

flag with nucaloric #nooticing

[ember warren]

trvthnvke

[kindred vigil]

I'm stuffing my face I can't see the screen

[still oasis]

i mean if anyone has a problem with how i’m jewish of israeli descent please speak up

[ember warren]

#needdat

[lilac lodge]

yall ever had a 4 for 4 from wendys

[ember warren]

chuck this is wild bait lmap

[obsidian plover]

i mean if anyone has a problem with how i’m jewish of israeli descent please speak up

[lilac lodge]

or the animal style fries from in n out shit fire

[ember warren]

no but have you ever dipped wendys nuggets in a chocolate frosty, shits gas

[lilac lodge]

@ember warren def gonna try that

[obsidian plover]

Fries in the frosty noob

[ember warren]

its better than dipping fries

[obsidian plover]

No way

[ember warren]

too big

[obsidian plover]

I’ll dip ur mom in it

[lilac lodge]

listen i will try both methods and be the judge

[clever bluff]

Shake shack negs

[kindred vigil]

I put the frosty in my mouth then I eat the fries then give the fries a car wash

[finite radish]

It's the nutshack

[lilac lodge]

you think they gonna put wendys in gta 6

[kindred vigil]

n

[finite radish]

Neeyth

[ember warren]

my wendys order is a baconater, nuggest and a small or medium frosty

[still oasis]

my fav ice cream is the strawberry “hold the cone” from trader joes

[obsidian plover]

We got tabby’s mom in the frosty before we got gta6

[lilac lodge]

who? @still oasis

[ember warren]

2 baconere, 12 nuggest and a large fortsty

[obsidian plover]

Fortsty

[ember warren]

of course you hold the cone how else are you gonna eat it

[still oasis]

no that’s the name of it

[obsidian plover]

From the cone up

[kindred vigil]

I'm eating a tuna sandwich. 🙂

[ember warren]

#yummers

[ember warren]

run me through how you made it i will critique it

[lilac lodge]

@ember warren he's gonna eat yours and claim it was always his

[kindred vigil]

I didn't make it

I ordered it

[ember warren]

WHAT?!?!??!?!?!?!

[kindred vigil]

Wouldn't u like to know

[ember warren]

bros gatekeeping tuna land

[finite radish]

Got the tuna from ur mom to make mine

[still oasis]

bro doordashing tuna sandwiches

[ember warren]

isnt she just a great woman?

[obsidian plover]

Next thing you know bros gonna be gatekeeping his mom

[finite radish]

Yeah very kind and generous

[still oasis]

art raiders

[ember warren]

i love her so much golly

[obsidian plover]

Golly

[ember warren]

is there an echo in here?

[finite radish]

Golly gee whillikers

[obsidian plover]

Gee

I’m going to get on my velocipede and fuck right off

[kindred vigil]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghee ?

[lilac lodge]

imagine the rituals and sacrifices they are doing in the bungie basement rn to get a delay from sony

[finite radish]

I'm gonna go jelq

[ember warren]

maybe the same rituals the haliban are partaking in

[kindred vigil]

woah woah woah

[ember warren]

that shit dont work lemme put you on rq gimme a sec

[finite radish]

??

[obsidian plover]

Clarified butter facial mask ritual

[obsidian plover]

That doesn’t work

[lilac lodge]

regional jelq championships

[obsidian plover]

[cold forge]

stem cells for free random bone growths

[ember warren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL1dzQKHPpc this whole episode is about making yo shmeat bigga trust me it works (i havent tried but he seems to know what hes talking about)

[obsidian plover]

I’m not clicking that

[kindred vigil]

I hate hot dogs

[finite radish]

I clicked it I trust the look of this guy

[obsidian plover]

Neenee pls

[kindred vigil]

if ur gonna give me meat give me a sausage

[obsidian plover]

Bro come on

[ember warren]

no the guy in the mechanic looking shop is the pro

[ember warren]

oh yeah?

[obsidian plover]

I had a ton of sausage yesterday so I’m good for like a month

[jade dagger]

( ´•̥ו̥` )

[kindred vigil]

sausage dog > hot dog

[still oasis]

what game are u playing while you wait for marathon to come out

[ember warren]

what is that face what does it represent

[trim summit]

(#^,^#)

[obsidian plover]

(≧∀≦)

[cold forge]

don't speak to the homeless

[still oasis]

i saw that @kindred vigil

[finite radish]

Just got put on to the angian method

[obsidian plover]

｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡

[ember warren]

youre welcome

[obsidian plover]

(┐「ε:)

[cold forge]

having opinions on glizzys is a little embarrassing

[proven kernel]

Not happening tonight.

[paper barn]

Imagine getting a job

[finite radish]

Charles do you partake in this method

[ember warren]

bros unaware, its gonna happen

[kindred vigil]

Mt entire discord presence is embarrassing, u think this is the worst 😭

[obsidian plover]

Imaging saying glizzy unironically in 2025. Wow.

[ember warren]

ive thought about it

[cold forge]

can't stop won't stop

[obsidian plover]

♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

[kindred vigil]

Ur not A train

[cold forge]

yeah

[ember warren]

but im comfortable with my male member

[paper barn]

This ones good

[obsidian plover]

Feel free to to stay stupid bro

[cold forge]

that's what they all say

[kindred vigil]

@ butane ban him

[paper barn]

saying glizzy makes u stupid confirmed

[ember warren]

thats good beibng comfortable in your own skin is important

[cold forge]

if ignorance is bliss then im putting glizzy in my daily vernacular

[obsidian plover]

⊂((・⊥・))⊃

[paper barn]

I wanna rip off my skin and crawl out

[kindred vigil]

GlizZy glick glizzi

[ember warren]

nah we've moved onto shaboingboing

[obsidian plover]

目には

[cold forge]

no that's cringe

[ember warren]

[cold forge]

wdym by this btw

[kindred vigil]

No we didn't

[ember warren]

people with irls did

[vernal rain]

type shit

[kindred vigil]

oh..

[obsidian plover]

✌︎('ω'✌︎ )

[ember warren]

mb that was far but facts dont care about your feelings

[cold forge]

or just schizophrenia

[kindred vigil]

Me personally I call it the thing

[paper barn]

My feelings hurt

[cold forge]

ok cool

[ember warren]

when you eat a hotdog you go "im eating the thing with ketchup rn"

[cold forge]

do you say glizzy or shaboingboing

[obsidian plover]

🖕

[kindred vigil]

OHHH we're talking about hotdogs...

[ember warren]

brochacho 💔

broseph cross 💔

[kindred vigil]

my name is neeyth

[cold forge]

where is the blender

[obsidian plover]

Neenee moment

[shrewd valve]

So whats this about Marathon stealing assests

[ember warren]

neenee?

[kindred vigil]

that's my nickanme

[obsidian plover]

You’re like two months late to the party. Shut up fam.

[ember warren]

thats cute

[vernal rain]

assests

[shrewd valve]

Whoa big man i'm scared don't use mean words i will crumble.

[ember warren]

wittle neenee 🤭

[ember warren]

ill save you dw ❤️

[kindred vigil]

alright ur tipping the berg

[still oasis]

hey back off bro, mothers is just asking

[ember warren]

itty bitty neenee 🤭

[kindred vigil]

Mothers

[obsidian plover]

Shut up

[cold forge]

don't worry about 2400 the rest of us enjoy intellectual conversations on the regular

[ember warren]

neenee is crazy me personally i wouldnt take that disrespect

[vernal rain]

same people in here all day long

[obsidian plover]

Bro you say glizzy unironically

You’re not that intellectual guy, pal

[cold forge]

are you in your 30s or something

[kindred vigil]

I'm not ur pal, guy,

[obsidian plover]

Neenee please

[vernal rain]

you’ve no idea how intellectual I am (it’s high)

[kindred vigil]

my IQ is uhhhhhhhhh 1

[cold forge]

neezy

[obsidian plover]

Ah yes, the Swiss Army knife reply of the stunted

[cold forge]

that's kinda low

[kindred vigil]

u don't say

[obsidian plover]

No it’s at least 2 or 3!

[cold forge]

40s?

[still oasis]

intellectual means not smart tho

[obsidian plover]

Shut up

[cold forge]

you keep pushing it up

[obsidian plover]

What are you? 50?

[still oasis]

2400 shutting down conversations about how he’s a boomer

[obsidian plover]

You got some weird issues bro it’s sus.

[cold forge]

13 in the body of a 40 year old, than you for caring internet friendo

[proven kernel]

I always figured 2400 was a boomer.

[kindred vigil]

Isn't 2400 a game

[obsidian plover]

Could be many things

[ember warren]

2048 brochacho ✌️ 💔

[kindred vigil]

Wait no it's called 2048

[obsidian plover]

Seeing as I’d need to be about 75 for that to click in, that’s a far far off place.

[still oasis]

it’s actually a year in the future

[obsidian plover]

Until it’s in the past

[shrewd valve]

i heard 2400 is this fat guy from wow episode of south park

[cold forge]

sus but not glizzy 💔

[kindred vigil]

is that Simpsons

[still oasis]

galaxy brain boomer

[obsidian plover]

I wish, but that’s a great representation of your mom.

[obsidian plover]

Big brain moment

[shrewd valve]

bro went back to 2010 with the mom insults

[obsidian plover]

Your mom dot com

[shrewd valve]

are you even old enough to play marathon

[ember warren]

they call me the bomb dot com

[obsidian plover]

Yeah that could be like 7 your jokes but I’m bored of catching 1 hour mutes

[kindred vigil]

Ebuams world?

[cold forge]

its ok 2400 i still love you even though you have a weird hate for glizzies

[obsidian plover]

Real. Mutual appreciation.

[still oasis]

and a fondness for leave it to beaver

[kindred vigil]

look see they made up

[obsidian plover]

Neenee

We were never fighting

[ember warren]

now kiss slopily

[obsidian plover]

How sloppy and

[ember warren]

ill watch and decide

[obsidian plover]

lolololol

I can see it now. You in the chair off to the side.

[still oasis]

guys. don’t.

[obsidian plover]

Progressively yelling “more” louder

[kindred vigil]

oooook Reel it back

[paper barn]

Its so sloppy🚰

[proven kernel]

🤨