🗣marathon-general-chat

[proven kernel]

Neeyth when the walls fell.

[still glacier]

good meowning every kitty

[proud glade]

neeyth when

[proven kernel]

Good evening.

[kindred vigil]

Evening!? But it's night...timezones don't exist...

[sour harbor]

Goodmorning everyone

[proud glade]

good .

[cloud nebula]

#truth

[proven kernel]

I’m eepy therefore evening

[cloud nebula]

WAKE UP!!!!!

[proven kernel]

I’ve been awake since 3:30 am

[cloud nebula]

ok damn GO TO SLEEP!!!!

[proud glade]

you still sleep? lameo

[proven kernel]

There ya go

[still oasis]

damn man you’re working hard you need a raise

[proud glade]

sorry butane that was unkind and mean spirited of me

[proven kernel]

I know.

[proven kernel]

Don’t worry, I’ll mentally catalog it and remember it for later.

[kindred vigil]

Like telltale games

[still oasis]

what a terrible studio

[topaz comet]

???

they suck now but to say theyre terrible is false

[still oasis]

they licensed good stuff but only made bad games and then they fell apart

[topaz comet]

clementine and master chief are two of my favorite video game protagonists

[cloud nebula]

yo ✌️

[topaz comet]

the walking dead series was epic

wolf among us was also goated

[still oasis]

i guess they didn’t ruin walking dead cause it was already trash

[topaz comet]

i stopped watching the walking dead after the season with the prison

[unkempt ginkgo]

Hey Guys

[still oasis]

AND GIRLS

[topaz comet]

i think theres like 20 seasons and two spin off shows now

[unkempt ginkgo]

I have news on Marathon

[topaz comet]

we know

[proud glade]

YOU BROKE MY GRILL?

[unkempt ginkgo]

NO!

[stray ocean]

THIS GAME IS GOING TO DIE, DAY 7. GN😹 😹

[unkempt ginkgo]

I BOUGHT THE RIGHTS TO MARATHON

[still oasis]

so you’re predicting under a concord

[cloud nebula]

how am i supposed to barbeque 💔

[proud glade]

YOU BROKE MY GRILL?!

[cloud nebula]

no.....

[unkempt ginkgo]

I wanna play Marathon rn ngl

[still oasis]

start running

[unkempt ginkgo]

My legs are broken

[cloud nebula]

ill carry you

[unkempt ginkgo]

And I'm pregnant

[cloud nebula]

my fault

[unkempt ginkgo]

Carry me anyways

[still oasis]

marathon is gonna bomb harder than that other marathon bombing

[cloud nebula]

ok o7

[topaz comet]

🏃

[proud glade]

MY GRILL IS MAKING EVERYTHING ON FIRE BECAUSE YOU BROKE IT

[cloud nebula]

mb

[still oasis]

chill this isn’t erp

[unkempt ginkgo]

@proud glade I HATE GOTD

[fringe ether]

hop off peak

[half oyster]

[unkempt ginkgo]

Warlords is Peak!

[cloud nebula]

i want you

[wooden fjord]

to want... me?

[cloud nebula]

two want me

[proud glade]

what

[cloud nebula]

just kidding :p

[proud glade]

☹️

[shy flame]

This is the game youre defending btw

 😈

🦾🛢🦾
🦿 💨 🦿

[cloud nebula]

🤤

[unkempt ginkgo]

I'm Joking.. I love GOTD!

[proud glade]

😄

[tiny ingot]

Hello

[cloud nebula]

ew jerma

[south cape]

not nice

Be kinder John smh

[cloud nebula]

man FUCK jerma

[unkempt ginkgo]

Holy shit it's Jerma

[tiny ingot]

What did you say to me?

[cloud nebula]

fuck. you.

[tiny ingot]

Well frick you too buddy

[cloud nebula]

woah too far man what the hell

[south cape]

John hasn’t been the same since 3

[unkempt ginkgo]

Mercy Kill him Jerma

[cloud nebula]

i would kick jermas ass

[tame ingot]

Has Sony given up on this game?

[cloud nebula]

i want you.

[unkempt ginkgo]

No

[south cape]

WHAT😭

[cloud nebula]

shooters shoot

[south cape]

True..

[tiny ingot]

Oh yeah? I would kick your butt buddy

[cloud nebula]

dude i would beat the brakes off you pal

[unkempt ginkgo]

Woah woah woah

[proud glade]

only if you eat them. Eat them. Eat the people who killed you 16 years ago.

[cloud nebula]

marathon lore

[unkempt ginkgo]

Just kiss eachother already! @cloud nebula @tiny ingot

[tiny ingot]

No!

[unkempt ginkgo]

Why not!

[cloud nebula]

what..... why....

[topaz comet]

Jerma is a serial killer but also one of the nicest streamers in the world

[cloud nebula]

heartbreaks a bitch imma get addicted to nicotine now thanks

[unkempt ginkgo]

Jerma needs to kill Chief

[paper barn]

Fart shot dead in Florida 💔

[cloud nebula]

jerma couldnt do SHIT

[tiny ingot]

Is that Sir Meows A lot?

[cloud nebula]

no thats kota

[tiny ingot]

Oh

[proud glade]

That’s the man who killed me 16 years ago

[cloud nebula]

where do you get these bits

[tiny ingot]

Hello Ghosts of the deep destiny 4

[paper barn]

I will kill you again

[cloud nebula]

eat him, eat him, eat the man that killed you 16 years ago

[proud glade]

i’m going to cause The Rapture

[cloud nebula]

who are you why are you typing to me dont talk to me ever leave me alone. weirdo

[full gazelle]

release the game. its okay i would play the fuck out of it.

[cloud nebula]

release the hounds 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐕

[proud glade]

have you considered eating the man who killed you 16 years ago

[cloud nebula]

why are you talking to me. blocked werido

ahhh minor spelling mistake gg go next

[proud glade]

i win :D

[cloud nebula]

yeah

[lapis granite]

I LOVE WOMAN

[cloud nebula]

I LOVE MEN

[meager coral]

It sadly is nowhere near ready in its current state, I would rather play the game in the best form it can be at launch

[meager coral]

ME TOO

[full gazelle]

i am a september believer

[proud glade]

I’M NOT ROMANTICALLY ATTRACTED TO ANY GENDER/SEXUALITY

[cloud nebula]

WE (yes me and the person reading this) are september believers

[tiny ingot]

Did they say the date it was gonna be probably released?

[tidal harness]

it won't be. They will release it and fix it later.

[meager coral]

I am confusion

[full gazelle]

i like tgirls, femboys, fembies, fem fem fem....

[proud glade]

fart :)

[meager coral]

Very true

[full gazelle]

based based based

[cloud nebula]

#trvthnvke

[tiny ingot]

Someone knows about trvthnvke??

[cloud nebula]

yeah

[tiny ingot]

Also, John, You're banned. Banned for life.

[cloud nebula]

4 wat

[unkempt ginkgo]

I wanna play it NOW

[tiny ingot]

Being rude to me.

[cloud nebula]

patience my child

[full gazelle]

jerma nooo :(

[quartz abyss]

reading this actly scared me BUT I LIVEDDD 😃😃😃😃😃😃

[cloud nebula]

i want you.

[tiny ingot]

You're banned.

[unkempt ginkgo]

NO I WAITED LONG ENOUGH

[unkempt ginkgo]

Let's go on a Date!

[lapis granite]

yeah and I want another woman.

[proud glade]

NO!

[cloud nebula]

tsk tsk tsk, such is not the ways of the paitent waiter, you must keep waiting to reach true enlightentment

[unkempt ginkgo]

YES!!!!

[cloud nebula]

#greed

[lapis granite]

I'M GAY RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHGG

[proud glade]

i’m removing your navigator privileges 👎

[unkempt ginkgo]

NOOOOO

[unkempt ginkgo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[proud glade]

???????

[cloud nebula]

can we go on a friend date beacuse we r frens

[unkempt ginkgo]

How will I know where to go now?

[lapis granite]

????????

[proud glade]

word for word bar for bar

[cloud nebula]

#ignored again screw my stupid chud life

[tiny ingot]

rab rof rab drow rof drow

[cloud nebula]

arf arf!!!!

[proud glade]

what the dog doin

[cloud nebula]

meow :3

[tiny ingot]

This is reversed.

[cloud nebula]

how

[proud glade]

😐

[cloud nebula]

what

[proud glade]

DAWG

[tiny ingot]

wonk tnod i

[cloud nebula]

arrruf

[south cape]

[cloud nebula]

what does this say

[trim summit]

Великий монолит

[tiny ingot]

Guess what

[proud glade]

im going to Kill you’re sleep.

[cloud nebula]

but i need it

[south cape]

монолит

[cloud nebula]

ewww bahonka found his people ewie

[proud glade]

NO MORE

[south cape]

🙏

[marsh cypress]

yeknod ym dellik emag siht

[cloud nebula]

WHAT DOES THIS SAYY 😭

[proud glade]

rip

[tiny ingot]

RIP

[cloud nebula]

rip what

[tiny ingot]

[proud glade]

yeknod ruoy gnisol morf revocer nac uoy epoh

[cloud nebula]

what does this say

[tiny ingot]

oot em

[marsh cypress]

edud sknaht

[proud glade]

wy

[cloud nebula]

why what

[marsh cypress]

Ɛ>

[cloud nebula]

SPEAK ENGLUSHHH 😭

[tiny ingot]

amam eoj

[cloud nebula]

leave her out of this

[tiny ingot]

on

[proud glade]

?hsilgne naem uoy od ?hsulgne stahw

[cloud nebula]

sey

[cloud nebula]

dont make me beat you again....

[proud glade]

DENRAEL EH

[tiny ingot]

Dennab

[cloud nebula]

i dont know what thats mean liberal

[proud glade]

KCIUQ SREHPIC RASEC OT HCTIWS

[marsh cypress]

yeknod ym yrub attog .itec uat no lla uoy hctac llew

[tiny ingot]

?wonk eh soed

[lapis granite]

Bro what

[cloud nebula]

?wonk

[proud glade]

pir

[cloud nebula]

they have this dumb bit of spreaking backwords 😭

[proud glade]

SEY

[cloud nebula]

its so annoying to read bruh

[proud glade]

❌

[cloud nebula]

gotta read letter by letter

[proud glade]

sijome ni ekops lla ew fi tahw

[lapis granite]

then fuck em

[tiny ingot]

bmud su llac tnod

[marsh cypress]

Do you want me to switch to american sign language?

[lapis granite]

yeah, you heard that right.

[cloud nebula]

u r dumb

[cloud nebula]

trvthnvke

[proud glade]

sijome

[lapis granite]

YES.

[surreal nova]

Why did it scare you it was supposed to be inspiring. I’m glad you lived though…for now

[proud glade]

👨… 🐴🈁

[cloud nebula]

had me working hard in new noise for NO REASON

[proud glade]

❌🐹, ✅🐦

[cloud nebula]

meow

[proud glade]

❌🐱

[shy flame]

YW NJA - Young Woman Never Joever Again

[proud glade]

oh no my mcafee subscription ran out and I have 13 viruses guess I better click on this random link and give this website notification permissions

[cloud nebula]

true....

[proud glade]

im gonna get banned for 100 years for saying the F word (f*rt)

[cloud nebula]

who?

[tiny ingot]

🇯 🇴 🇭 🇳 🇮 🇸 🇧 🇦 🇳🇳🇪🇩

[tiny ingot]

Banned!

[proud glade]

im gonna say it…

fart

[ember mountain]

Nice name

[tiny ingot]

Destiny 2 Pvp

[ember mountain]

Is bad

[marsh cypress]

Bungie banned me for spending too much time with my donkey and not playing Destiny

[cloud nebula]

never

[tiny ingot]

Donkey first

[proud glade]

cha marinara

[cloud nebula]

😛

[paper barn]

What is jaundice

[dull marten]

Yellow

[south cape]

Yes

[cloud nebula]

home r

[still glacier]

HELLLLLLOOOOOOO OO CATGIRLS

[cloud nebula]

ugh y r u here 🙄

[shy flame]

Appendages of guys named John (sound out your question)

[cloud nebula]

me ?

[still glacier]

because I'm awesome

[cloud nebula]

pawesome even

[shy flame]

What a hoof-felt response. Thanks, everypony.

[cloud nebula]

you need to be strung up and left 4 dead too

[glad kindle]

She's only horsing around

[tribal thicket]

/worm

Bruh

[tribal thicket]

What happend to worm

[ember crater]

fun was banned

[brisk thistle]

never dies, it just goes MIA

[river escarp]

L4D2? 😹😹

[cyan bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/diddy-diddy-stare-stare-diddy-baby-oil-puff-daddy-gif-15764673949371655817

[shy flame]

John's just jealous his Cutie Mark hasn't come in

💀💀💀

[deep rover]

Oh no the Hammy have broken confinement

[clever bluff]

Just wish i could get one more run in on dire marsh

[nova whale]

lucky to even get a go on the game!

[clever bluff]

Oh believe me I know, I got my code with like maybe 2 or 3 days left in the test. You bet I didnt take it for granted

[nova whale]

the longer this silence goes on its turning into vapourware

open those preorders guys!

[dreamy warren]

🪱

[nova whale]

whats up Gorbs

and Tim

[still glacier]

good morning sheep

[nova whale]

I prefer sheeple myself

[glacial bane]

Its going to be fine. Id rather they focus on creating a good internal work culture again than to yap with us terminally online people

[nova whale]

i think itll be fine too tbh all the haters have kind of given up and left

[glacial bane]

Gm 🤠

[dreamy warren]

🏒

[shy flame]

I liked the other one with the big saws

[candid talon]

me when no news on marathon

[proud glade]

i like money

[austere zodiac]

Cancelled - that’s the news

[stable thorn]

god i hope so, i wish they'd just announce it so i can loose the last shred of hope that im clinging onto for this game.

[hybrid geyser]

Honestly both maps were nice. The POI’s in both were good

[hybrid geyser]

You have hope for the game, but also want them to announce it’s canceled…….yikes

🤣

[stable thorn]

yea because it was one of the most fun games ive played in awhile but sadly they cant make their own art

im hoping they right their wrongs and get this game back on course because it has an amazing atmosphere

[hybrid geyser]

This again??? The art is not stolen, it a few assets. Please enough with the misinformation. This has been discussed at length in all socials.

[stable thorn]

wheres the PR for it then? bombshells get dropped then they just go silent and leave all the players in the dark since the alpha

[hybrid geyser]

They addressed the assets, and in a good way I might add. No padding, no bells or whistles. They owned up, and directly addressed it in the last stream. They even said they reached out to antireal to see what they can do to make it right, and even hinted at even offering her a job. What else do you need?

[proud glade]

hey guys

im going to sleep

[ember crater]

bingus

[ember mountain]

Hey bby

[still glacier]

sheep

🐑

[still glacier]

hey sheepy

[still glacier]

bros really going to sheep

[ember crater]

you tryna sheep me

[still glacier]

baaaaaa

[ember crater]

pffft get sheeped

[still glacier]

not gonna happen

[ember crater]

you aint gettin sheeped?

[still glacier]

I'm a human

[ember crater]

doubt

[still glacier]

baaaaaaaaa taxes and business

🐑 💼

[ember crater]

that's just a sheep in a tuxedo

[still glacier]

burger king and driving cars

[ember crater]

dont you want to be dapper sheep

with a comically sized tophat

[still glacier]

I'm a dapper human who just sometimes eats grass

[ember crater]

but humans cant digest grass like sheep

[still glacier]

enough with questioning alright

[ember crater]

Okay, i got it.

You're an alpaca

[still glacier]

SHUT UP

[ember crater]

🤐

[stuck aurora]

Alphacaca

[ember crater]

Sheepcaca

[finite forum]

Alright everyone what are we thinking skins will cost considering this game is $40

[drifting nebula]

skins can only be earned. there will be 0 microtransactions 😇

[finite forum]

That's a good one lol

[tidal harness]

Check Destiny 2's skin pricings. You will get the idea

[still glacier]

they will pay you to use the skins

[turbid narwhal]

handsome server handsome chat

[brittle river]

$20 per

[finite forum]

Hmm yeah I figured but if I'm feeling a little dystopian I'd say 25

[finite forum]

They said some things would be earnable but I'm doubtful about that. Wouldn't be surprised if the only earnable cosmetics are recolors/or emblems

[wet herald]

25, with some skin packs ranging in the 50-60 bucks

[dusky prawn]

Sums it up.

[glacial bane]

49 per skin. 80-90 for a pack.

[stuck aurora]

I wanna glitch through void

[quick drum]

🌅

[magic rose]

[dawn ridge]

chat, serious question... Do you prefer E-girls or I-ladies?

[glacial bane]

whats e-girls

[narrow steppe]

Oh lord... Who's gonna tell them?

[glacial bane]

oh just googled it. so basically todays emos and goths 👍

and maybe something else

something about tick tock

[surreal nova]

I prefer e-androids.

[dawn ridge]

We've played these games before

[dusk locust]

how do I sign up 4 alpha

[dawn ridge]

Give Bungie CEO busty head

Free key

[stuck aurora]

the fuck's an I lady

[dawn ridge]

😏😏😏 I lay Deez nuts on your chin

[stuck aurora]

alright i'm pulling out my worm

[dawn ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-pikachu-gif-15534172931515664750

:(

[ember mountain]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[dawn ridge]

Britain ^

[worn magnet]

hi neeyth, sorry neeyth i was forced to play roblox

[worn magnet]

neeyth as the white flag was raised

[kindred vigil]

Forced to play Roblox ,,,,🥀💔

[worn magnet]

it was either play roblox or get hit with the “just say you hate me and want me to die”

[kindred vigil]

Was it at least good GAMES

[worn magnet]

uh. define good

[glacial bane]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[dreamy warren]

just submitted my last paper of the year 🥀 but at what cost... i have to wake up for work in 5 hours

[still oasis]

art raiders

[meager cloud]

I love nepotism

[quick drum]

what do you love most about it?

[quartz abyss]

i

[worn magnet]

art raiders

[quartz abyss]

use ur phone sideways

[worn magnet]

why would someone do that

[stuck aurora]

How are we feeling about Void x Glitch ship

[quartz abyss]

uncomfrtable = good

[worn magnet]

disagree but to each their own

[quartz abyss]

😭 how do u disagree

that's literaly truth

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[stuck aurora]

orzi's such a bully

[quartz abyss]

ew it was a scammer 😭

[tawny fable]

I wanna play marathon only 1 time😭

But I cant😭 😭 😭

I loved this game art but

[quick drum]

not long until september

[kindred vigil]

mathone 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[late peak]

rug

[quartz abyss]

.5 time for me

east time sucks 😭😭😭

[tawny fable]

Omg

I'm fixed it💀

[quartz abyss]

baby skibi

[glacial bane]

how did the flight go orzi (did you survive)

[celest osprey]

Rocket league

[vernal rain]

why is the game not released yet

[inland geyser]

still in development, likely going to get delayed as well due to recent events

[remote sierra]

Welp I just wanted to play Alpha 🤣

[remote sierra]

Toodles for now good luck in your in your Endevors Marathon.

[pallid shoal]

Well at least the personnel change suggests the events of April didn't get Marathon cancelled.

Not yet anyhow

[quick drum]

i wonder if you know

how they live in tokyo

[pallid shoal]

Is it possible to understand how your own neighbor lives? How you yourself live?

Is knowing your habits and customs sufficient? Or are there important things you no longer register, like a fish barely aware of the water?

[stuck aurora]

Let me ask the worm of wisdom

[pallid shoal]

WE CALL TO YOU O WORM OF WISDOM

[stuck aurora]

It says "sybau 🥀💔 "

[pallid shoal]

I can't fathom this wisdom

But it's the worm so I guess cool

[austere zodiac]

Any statements from Joe Cross?

[quick drum]

"let me cook"

[obsidian plover]

What tf you looking for?

Touch grass

[worn magnet]

no shot marathon gets cancelled

they spent way too much money to just cancel it

[obsidian plover]

Username checks out.
Backwards thinking.

[plain flicker]

I just want any news bro I’m so tired of people dunking on the game 😵

[lapis seal]

It would be pretty wise for them to lay low for a while, let the ARC Raiders hype die down and people to forget their early disasters.

[plain flicker]

Yeah, there does seem to be a lack of vultures ready to clown on Marathon every time any news at all comes out

[proven kernel]

I just saw a YouTube ad about upcoming games on PlayStation and Marathon was on there. No idea if it was an old ad, but never seen it before.

[quick drum]

hurray:D

[tame nacelle]

They're still rolling old Marathon footage into other Sony marketing mega ads, including sgfs sizzle reel. Its unclear exactly what that "means" if anything at all

[lapis seal]

These various mistakes shouldn't be full cancel worthy, they have definitely failed gamers' purity test, at least for now. But if they really polish the game between the last test and whatever comes next... there's still some hopium left.

[proven kernel]

Yeah, this is my assumption. Just saying I’ve never seen the ad until now.

[tame nacelle]

The last "decent" leak I heard from the same source that confirmed the Marathon map before a stream did was that a trailer was supposed to drop June/July and that's been shuffled

[quick drum]

trailers already dropped

[tame nacelle]

A second narrative trailer.

[proven kernel]

Yeah, I usually don’t comment on rumors since people who don’t know me in here might pick up my speculation as “official”

[tame nacelle]

That's understandable.

Considering the other rumors are being taken as 100% fact I absolutely understand the treatment. Stuffs radioactive.

[dreamy warren]

Guys I frew up

[proven kernel]

Feel better?

[dreamy warren]

💔🥀

🏒

[tame nacelle]

Drink wada

[dreamy warren]

I frew it up

[dense goblet]

Is the release date for this game still set for September? Or did it get delayed due to the plagiarism?

[magic solstice]

Arc Raiders doesn’t release til October

[quick drum]

Yes and No

[dense goblet]

Alrighty

[dense goblet]

That wasnt my question tho 😔

[tame nacelle]

When all else fails. Alchohol

[tame nacelle]

We don't know. There's no official word yet.

[magic solstice]

I know I was just tossing out some bait

[dense goblet]

Gotcha, Google still says September, but wasnt sure since the plagiarism stuff happened

[cold forge]

real

im already on my second morning beer

[dense goblet]

Its 5 o clock somewhere

[tame nacelle]

Wednesday morning beer? Shit I just brushed my teeth

[austere zodiac]

An apology

[dense goblet]

Falls up the stairs to their court meeting

[tame nacelle]

I'm sorry.

[austere zodiac]

🤣

[austere zodiac]

Sad

[dense goblet]

I saw an ad for a Xbox game getting released on ps5

W xbox moment fr

[tame nacelle]

Yeah Xbox is multiplatform now basically.

That's kinda been their shift for a while. They really don't need exclusives it seems.

[dreamy warren]

@proven kernel can I dm you a screenshot of a bot that's in here

[dense goblet]

Gears of war is gonna be fun, especially if they patched all the weird movement techs

Shotguns will finally stop being meta

[dreamy warren]

Gears should've stopped after I killed the queen. Yaknow... Like they told us it would've

[tame nacelle]

Cliffy B getting another check.

Well, this is just a 1 remaster

[austere zodiac]

Don’t touch my wall bouncing

[dreamy warren]

"B O O O O M"

[kindred vigil]

hay

[dreamy warren]

Me having to see the 375th brother die 💔

[tame nacelle]

I stopped playing after a truck gas station explosion. You can't top that. I have zero clue what Gears 4 or whatever is. Hi Junji ito

[kindred vigil]

Are they ever gonna make a gear 6 (like as in not a prequel)

[tame nacelle]

No they're making a game for me instead

[kindred vigil]

Or is e day is to get people interested enough for a 6 and reboot it instead

[dreamy warren]

Are they ever Ganna release a body pillow product line

[tame nacelle]

Carmine body pillow

[kindred vigil]

cuz idk why I feel like they're trying to reboot every Xbox franchise since they wanna bring it to PlayStation

[topaz comet]

because they are neeyth

[dreamy warren]

🥀🥀

[topaz comet]

microsoft are sell outs

phil spencer is a.....

[tame nacelle]

They're selling out to ....people who finally grew up past the console war.

[kindred vigil]

I think we're past exclusive days and consoles are just straight up which aesthetic you prefer (outside of Nintendo, they're kinda like apple here)

[topaz comet]

no they just dont know how to make exclusives anymore

[dreamy warren]

Gears talk makes me realize I'm not far from becoming an old head in like another 15 years. Was going to say why would I buy a remaster when I can go to my cousins and just play the original and then I remember he had a kid.

[topaz comet]

they're washed

[kindred vigil]

can I have a controller with PlayStation buttons but Xbox stickr placement and Nintendo gyro

[topaz comet]

microsoft studios keeps publishing woke slop

[tame nacelle]

I like Asuka. I don't like rei. I don't care about the pink one. This is the same shit.

[topaz comet]

buying studios then doing nothing with them

[kindred vigil]

buying studios was for gamepads mainly Tbh

[topaz comet]

i h8 microsoft man

[dreamy warren]

I don't think it being woke has to do with it being slop. Cus even the games that aren't woke are slop

[tame nacelle]

Yeah Bethesda was already slop

[kindred vigil]

And the head of Microsoft already said they pulled out the console stuff along time they ago, they're kinda self aware where they stand and is trying to go more software /publisher

[topaz comet]

xbox 360 era they actually published/developed fun and creative games

[serene vigil]

MISSING THE GAME RN

[gritty urchin]

O wow people still talk in this discord

[dreamy warren]

Like half a good game comes out a year... We don't even get a full good game anymore 🥀

[topaz comet]

even when its a good game.. they'll drip feed us content

[kindred vigil]

omg!! It's like disc 1 and disc 2 except I pay 70$ every time...#epic #nostagila

[tame nacelle]

Is this a shot at FF7R

[kindred vigil]

if you want it to be

[tame nacelle]

Cause I hear that those are full length games

[kindred vigil]

I forgot that game released with 2 discs and for some reason ppl were excited

[dense goblet]

Games were just that big

[kindred vigil]

I think it's cause it meant huge game and it was also nostalgic for the PS1 era but like

I thought we have good enough compression tech by this point idk.....

[dense goblet]

And sometimes it was dlc discs

[dreamy warren]

Paradox interactive is terrible with their games dlc. It should be base game update content and then they dangle it in front of you like a carrot for $30.

However.... If you play with friends only the host needs to own the dlc... But it's still the fact there's like 5 or 6 for stellaris now? Same for hearts of iron and basically every other game they put out...

[dense goblet]

Cod had a multiplayer and campaign disk separately

[kindred vigil]

is paradox the ppl who made surge

[tame nacelle]

Odst

[dreamy warren]

Which I mean I get it to an extent cus they have to profit in order to keep supporting the game but like 🥀

[tame nacelle]

LA Noire on the 360

[dreamy warren]

Imagine if there was a micro transaction for buying credit cards in LA Noire

[tame nacelle]

Anyways I feel like Xbox puts out games. Sony has like 3. And tbqh? If you're complaining about buzzwords go play spiderman 2 and then get back to me about how woke Xbox is lmao

[kindred vigil]

Oh they made crusader kings n shit

[dense goblet]

Shit, I csnt even play games offline on my ps5 because it always says it can't verify licenses. I miss the older consoles sometimes

[tame nacelle]

Sometimes?

[kindred vigil]

I thought some games are still offline no

[dense goblet]

At times, not all the times

[kindred vigil]

I thought that only appears if you use the separate disc drive

[tame nacelle]

What exactly is better now

[dense goblet]

Some games do yeah

[dreamy warren]

Last of us was good until they milked it till it could give nothing but dust. And then they don't give us the absolute peak multiplayer from the first game

[kindred vigil]

The games that I specifically like is better 🙂

[topaz comet]

the tv show was.....

[tame nacelle]

I hated lou1 but I've come around on its gameplay and story I still argue with my best friend about 2 tho

[dense goblet]

The most recent last of us remasters were good imo. It definitely didn't need 5 remasters prior to that

[dreamy warren]

Tbf even steam does this. Can't bring my laptop somewhere and play fallout slop without steam being like "erm you cant do that" 🤓

[dense goblet]

Bruuuhh

[tame nacelle]

You can play offline

[dreamy warren]

Only if you sign in and load everything online first

[tame nacelle]

It DOES require it failing which takes time

[topaz comet]

idk why they hired bella ramsey to play as ellie in the show

[dreamy warren]

I can't turn my laptop on somewhere and then play

[dense goblet]

Im gonna be a father? 🗿

[topaz comet]

she has fetal alcohol syndrome face

[tame nacelle]

I'm unsure how it remembers

I would be shocked if its super forgetful

[tame nacelle]

No he's right. I'm not sorry

[topaz comet]

good actress tho

[dreamy warren]

Ironic that they had to say she's the father instead of just saying 2 mom's. Like. 🤨 Fake woke script???

[glacial bane]

dont be a meanie

[kindred vigil]

they fly now ?

[tame nacelle]

I'm junko.

[glacial bane]

oops wrong reply

[kindred vigil]

This reminded me of that STUPID TikTok audio 💔

[dreamy warren]

I love tremors

[glacial bane]

dont be a meanie

[tame nacelle]

HAHAHAHA

[topaz comet]

i said shes a good actress

[dense goblet]

She is, just given a bad script

[topaz comet]

also her and pedro pascal never played the games

[glacial bane]

...

[dense goblet]

Damb

[dreamy warren]

🥀

[kindred vigil]

Why is that so common

[tame nacelle]

Who cares.

[topaz comet]

the director told them not to play the games

[dense goblet]

Did the director play the game at least?

[kindred vigil]

I think it more matters if the writer and director plays the games

[dense goblet]

Whaaa, crazy

[dreamy warren]

Most people research the role they play by reading the books or comic their characters come from

[kindred vigil]

But if the actors do it s a bonus and probably help out with referencing

[tame nacelle]

Oh no, the actor is not going to be colored by the games idea of the story rather than directors vision of the story

[wet herald]

Day 27 with no update, I repeat Day 27

[kindred vigil]

Like there's one actor who's a huge ass nerd uhhhhh Henry cavil I think

[tame nacelle]

This means everything is the directors fault.

[topaz comet]

naw id tell pedro to go sit in a room and dont come out until you finish both games

[glacial bane]

bro wanted the live action version of the cutscenes from the games instead of an actual tv show

[dreamy warren]

I'd tell Pedro to come into my room until I finish and he plays the games

I'll take my mute it's so worth 🙏🏻

[glacial bane]

just admit it

[topaz comet]

funny thing is id rather play the remake and watch those cutscenes instead

[kindred vigil]

Admit what what am I admitting.im.scared

[tame nacelle]

Interlinked

[sour cairn]

the point of them being told not to play the games is so they can give their own authentic performances instead of emulating the games animations

[wet herald]

Cells

[glacial bane]

troy baker should have played joel 🤬

[dreamy warren]

Brandon Lee's version of the crow is almost word for word, panel for panel what the comic is for most the movie. And it could've been perfect if yaknow... He didn't die

[topaz comet]

troy baker is in DS2 so its all good

[tame nacelle]

Yes. Its so the actors are only doing their thing in response directly to the director and their script. Because the director distinctly does not want to do the video game.

[kindred vigil]

I am eating a cinnamon roll 🙂

[tame nacelle]

Carbs.

[dreamy warren]

Im eating sludge

[sour cairn]

i have issues with tlou's adaption, a ton with s2, but the performances and the actors not playing the game are not part of those problems

[dreamy warren]

You can walk off a cinnamon roll 🥀

[topaz comet]

the show was dogshit hows that for a problem?

[tame nacelle]

AN M&M

[glacial bane]

s2 cant be that bad (havent watched it yet, no spoilers hehe)

[proven kernel]

yeah you can

[topaz comet]

Butane is my favorite mod

[kindred vigil]

🤫 SHHHH!!! 🔈❌🤐 LOOK! 👀 BUTANE 🚗 IS🗣️ TYPING 🖥️ LISTEN 👂 AND❓ LEARN ‼️ 📖

[glacial bane]

Butane is the peoples mod 🫡

[tame nacelle]

God I hate the Halo TV show

[sour cairn]

the changes take away a lot of the edge and some of them are just... kinda dumb

[glacial bane]

cheeky neeyth

[dreamy warren]

Butane is the only mod I know 🥀

[sour cairn]

yeah s2 was

[glacial bane]

I trust your opinion

[kindred vigil]

edge?
https://www.destinypedia.com/The_Edge_of_Fate

[tame nacelle]

There's no way tlou show is as bad as the halo show

[dreamy warren]

Although. Kinda hot when Pedro didn't want to listen to her yap jsjs

[dense goblet]

Games too hard

[sour cairn]

its not cause at least tlou s2 tells a coherent story

[kindred vigil]

u have a obvious crush

[dreamy warren]

Have you seen the video of him dancing with glow sticks

[kindred vigil]

no but I'm sure he's a handsome man I don't remember what he looks like

[dreamy warren]

Also he's clearly a bottom you can tell by looking at him

[dense goblet]

There 0 players for this game on steam rn. Chat the game might be dead 😔🥀

[kindred vigil]

DUDE U DID THIS JOKE ALREADY!!!

Ugh get with the time!!!

[dense goblet]

Yeah lol

[dense goblet]

What day is it?

[kindred vigil]

1999 September 9

[dense goblet]

What time even?

[umbral rune]

Chat what's good

[kindred vigil]

only real geekers know what this date means

[tame nacelle]

Guys. There are ZERO people streaming Marathon on twitch rn. Is this game DOA?!

[dense goblet]

Perhaps

[umbral rune]

Cancelled

[dreamy warren]

Matcha I need my matcha.

[dense goblet]

Ur a matcha person now?

[dreamy warren]

PLEASE

[tame nacelle]

Guys there are ZERO people streaming the Marathon Sigma build on Rumble rn.

[dreamy warren]

I've always been a matcha person 🥀

[umbral rune]

It might be my special day today but who knows

[dense goblet]

W gamer

[topaz comet]

joseph cross deserved better

[dreamy warren]

Omg this sushi place I love has matcha handmade ice cream

[chilly crag]

Why are you talking like he’s dead

[tame nacelle]

Do you like matcha or mate.

[kindred vigil]

I like uhhh

[dense goblet]

Smh, his damn contractors man 😔

[dreamy warren]

I like matcha and I have a mate 🗿

[dense goblet]

WHAT ABOUT JOE?!? HUH!?

[dreamy warren]

Hehehaha

[topaz comet]

his career is dead

[kindred vigil]

Which joe

[tame nacelle]

I kinda doubt it

[kindred vigil]

Joe Mama? Joe as? Joe swason? Joey salads?

[topaz comet]

alright well let me know when he shows his face again

[umbral rune]

He fell off his bike 😞

[tame nacelle]

Oh no. The guy who worked on Dead Space 2 was attached to Bungie for a few years and it didn't pan out and there was controversy. Sure. Yeah. Totally fucked.

[kindred vigil]

huh who

[glacial bane]

speaking of joe. rip biden 🥀

[kindred vigil]

NO WAY HES DEAD RN

[glacial bane]

died 20 minutes ago

[tame nacelle]

He's not a beyblade.

[glacial bane]

lungs

[still oasis]

6 years ago

its sad his body double died too now tho

[dreamy warren]

But I've never had mate.... People make fun of me for liking matcha because "it tastes like grass" if cows can eat grass all the time surely I can drink it in a cup

[umbral rune]

No way

https://tenor.com/view/me-and-bro-celebrating-best-friends-squid-game-2-my-guy-gif-8389215730122450876

[kindred vigil]

ew I hate it when ppl die

[topaz comet]

cross worked on this game for 5 years. i lowkey do feel bad

he never made it to the end

[kindred vigil]

Who's clown reacting you're not @ backwards bud

[still oasis]

it's ok, technically nobody that worked on marathon will have made it to ship

[tame nacelle]

I should have mate. I've been meaning to. I'm okay with Matcha like I've had it in a lot of forms.

[topaz comet]

clown emojis dont hurt me lmao

[umbral rune]

My bad ig

[dreamy warren]

Such an aura deficit tbh

[tame nacelle]

Buying a pack of Rizzlers

[cloud condor]

source my arse?

[dreamy warren]

"arse" 💔🥀

[kindred vigil]

British

[glacial bane]

oh there was something about his bum wasnt there

[tame nacelle]

Yes. He has prostate cancer

[glacial bane]

ye

biden will die for our sins

[tame nacelle]

He's an ex president, fuckers getting arasakaed rn

[kindred vigil]

rip Joseph R. Biden Jr

[dreamy warren]

Corpo V a lil baby

[tame nacelle]

Titanium biden.

[dreamy warren]

Mecha biden

[kindred vigil]

guys I have a request

[proven kernel]

Macha Biden?

[tame nacelle]

Putting Biden in the relic

[kindred vigil]

oh wait I can't say what I wanna say mods here *nervous gulp *

[proven kernel]

Nah, go ahead

[tame nacelle]

GULP SWEAT

[glacial bane]

no more requests or questions please

[proven kernel]

YOU'RE SAFE NEEYTH I PROMISE

[glacial bane]

I would like some answers from you instead

[kindred vigil]

Now guys.....can we as a humanity collective not vote for ||JD Vance|| can we at least please do this

omg Roblox stocks

[cloud condor]

OMGOMG

[proven kernel]

It's weird how that just keeps going away

[topaz comet]

Catman

[cloud condor]

free items!!!

[tame nacelle]

There's a game on steam where you can blank various countries and the entire white house is filled with random murals of JD Vance

[kindred vigil]

@ dragonfly yoooo slime??

[glacial bane]

if newsom runs next time ||(if there will be a next time)||, v*nce doesn't have a chance 👍

[tame nacelle]

Lmao

[proven kernel]

This is fun

[kindred vigil]

It's like whackamole!

[proven kernel]

Stop it

Against the rules.

[cloud condor]

Nobody here cares about your free roblox items

[dreamy warren]

Biden in the mason jar?

[tame nacelle]

QUICK IF YOU WANT FORTNITE VBUCKS ROBLOX CLICK THIS HYPERLUNK

[still oasis]

roblox roblox roblox

[tame nacelle]

MUSTAAAARD

[still oasis]

what's the ratio of kids to groomers on roblox, like 2:1? 1:1?

[cloud condor]

1:2

[quick drum]

The dune sandworm sucks and ate all my gear

[tame nacelle]

It was awful 2 years ago, zero clue how they could've clamped down.

[dreamy warren]

Dude wurms are awesome

[topaz comet]

craft those boots that silence your footsteps

[kindred vigil]

Hey speaking of dune

[topaz comet]

Joseph cross worked on dune

[kindred vigil]

That new dune game looks doody I'm sorry

[dreamy warren]

Like.... Cloth foot wraps 🗿

[tame nacelle]

Dune you have the time. To listen to me whine. About nothing and...

[kindred vigil]

Reddit.com

[quick drum]

Ue5

[kindred vigil]

It's not about ue5 it's about how stiff and boring it looks

[tame nacelle]

Why does everyone say this I DONT USE SOCIAL MEDIA I JUST TALK TO PEOPLE ON DISCORD

[kindred vigil]

if you use reddit once you'll understand

imagine this chat, 100x more pretentious and high and mighty

[dreamy warren]

Sounds like it's easier to rage bait

[kindred vigil]

it is

[glacial bane]

like you and your big words neeyth

[worn magnet]

genuinely just looks so lame. really sad i was hoping it would be good

[kindred vigil]

Hi tophh good morning tophh

[quick drum]

It's pretty fun once you get started but it's more like a BBB than a AAA

[worn magnet]

guess i’ll play stellar blade until atomic hearts comes out

[worn magnet]

hi neeyth good morning neeyth

[proven kernel]

I mean technically.....

[kindred vigil]

oh u a goon windmaker...

[tame nacelle]

Every time a driver breaks you search a thread on reddit and its some guy going "ERM snort the feature your using doesn't matter so don't use it and also who plays fortnite???"

[dreamy warren]

Wait. Did you say "pretentious" and then also "high and mighty"

"I think this is good and very nice" ahhh sentence

[dark tree]

Hello any news about the release? Was interested to play

[worn magnet]

LMFAOAOAO, unfortunately didn’t have a ps5 so i had to wait for pc launch 😞

[kindred vigil]

yeah iknow they're in the same category but I felt #smart

[tame nacelle]

Et tu Butane? Et tu...

[proven kernel]

Nothing has changed so far.

[worn magnet]

always assume bungie has said absolutely nothing

[kindred vigil]

But now you have MODSSS

[dreamy warren]

Is this a new Vegas reference 🤓

[worn magnet]

the modding community is gonna go berserk.

[kindred vigil]

berserk like the manga

[worn magnet]

trauma if it was a book series

[kindred vigil]

berzerk like the game

[proven kernel]

Jojo reference, believe it or not

[worn magnet]

khazan, the last berserker?

[tame nacelle]

I'm going to commit seppoku like the general at the end of Anchorage in Fallout 3.

[kindred vigil]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berzerk_(video_game) none of you would get this besides tim

what the #spoiler

[dreamy warren]

Kuzon the avatar?

[worn magnet]

[kindred vigil]

Is there a elden ring boss named nightreign in nightreign

[dreamy warren]

Senior ring

[stuck aurora]

The worm of wisdom says "For we are John Nightreign"

[dreamy warren]

Knight Reign

[kindred vigil]

like knight rider ?

[glacial bane]

Kylo Reign

[crisp stag]

marathon for life

[dreamy warren]

Like ghost rider 💀🔥🏍️

[stuck aurora]

Reiner from attack on titans

[crisp stag]

F to pay respects to Designer

[kindred vigil]

I used to be addicted to ghost rider he's so cool n edgy n badass

[worn magnet]

cinema

[dreamy warren]

If I see one more yt video of that y/n Reiner stuff. I haven't even seen attack on Titan cus 3 episodes in I was like "damn I don't care" 🥀

[quick drum]

The nic cage movie?

[kindred vigil]

I mean elden ring, and the main thing is to get said elden ring...

[crisp stag]

so like lotr

[worn magnet]

maybe the elden ring was the friends we made along the way

[topaz comet]

dung eater

[crisp stag]

elden ring stole idea from lotr!!!

[worn magnet]

never seen something so heretical in my life

[stuck aurora]

It doesn't even take that long to build up but yea it gets boring at times

[dreamy warren]

When we getting sekiro 2

[stuck aurora]

Secure deez nuts

[worn magnet]

never. just like bloodborne 2

[kindred vigil]

Dark souls and there's indeed the DARK SOUL and every human in the franchise has a bit of it in them...

[crisp stag]

i want Borderlands 4

[dreamy warren]

His mom got killed and they showed me it like 3 times in 2 episodes 🥀 my brother we didn't even get attached to the character showing me her dying again isn't Ganna make me care anymore than the last time you showed me

[dreamy warren]

Doesn't even have to have a 2 just put it on PC 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[worn magnet]

what a sentence to follow up ur last statement w

[proven kernel]

No, don't say this.

[kindred vigil]

Bloodborne and it's because there's a disease in the game that's transmuted through blood...and you use ur own blood alot in the game .

[proud glade]

we WILL get bloodborne 2

[kindred vigil]

sekiro bc I think that's the dude name or something idk

[worn magnet]

tragedy.

[proven kernel]

Oh thank god

[worn magnet]

real bro. a remaster at least 😭

[kindred vigil]

THERE IS NO BLOODBORNE PC PORT
THERES NO BLOOD BORNE 2
THERES NO SEKIRO 2
there is no half life 3...

[dreamy warren]

Aids plotline

[stuck aurora]

It's one of those stories which have been written from end to beginning instead of beginning to ending, so when you finish you'll be like :"oooh this ties to that and that ties to this!! Insane details/storytelling!!"
But it was fun watching it as a kid so I followed it to the very end

[kindred vigil]

And there. Is. No. Silksong...

[crisp stag]

tbf borderlands gone downhill since after pre-sequel

[worn magnet]

i’m gonna be so sad if they actually don’t do something with it after the duskbloods

[worn magnet]

HEY YOU LEAVE HALF LIFE 3 OUT OF THIS

[crisp stag]

hopefully they bring it back in with bl4

[dreamy warren]

So you mean exactly what scooby Doo crystal cove did

[worn magnet]

IT WILL COME OUT

[dreamy warren]

Spicy Doo > attack on Titan. Honestly hands down

[crisp stag]

when is deadlock getting a full rework to hero shooter

[proven kernel]

Same, but at the same time it's weird they've never done something with it which leads to believe there is something

[kindred vigil]

It's all on sony at the end of the day remember this

[worn magnet]

trust it’s confirmed this year and it WILL come out

[proven kernel]

Yep

[kindred vigil]

And sony Lowkey stingy

Like they were probably boiling having to give Xbox final fantasy xvi and remaster

[proven kernel]

Nah, don't know why you'd think that.

[kindred vigil]

"ok you're giving us gears forza and sea of thieves I GUESS....YOU CAN HAVE ONE..."

[proven kernel]

I apologize sony corporate overlords forgive me

[worn magnet]

REAL, apparently it’s cause miyazaki loves bloodborne sm he won’t let anyone else touch it

[dreamy warren]

Cus all those games are slop

[stuck aurora]

With much better animation and top notch voice acting + music composing, yes. Attack on Titan's very high budget

[kindred vigil]

ok guys I have a game concept and u have to hear me out

[worn magnet]

hey. to be fair. at least they haven’t upped their console prices like xbox and nintendo

[kindred vigil]

Anime hero shooter
THINK 🧠.....on it

[proven kernel]

give it time.

[dreamy warren]

Overwatch 3

[proven kernel]

I mean MS did it just to push Gamepass subs

[stuck aurora]

I'm all ears and third leg already

[kindred vigil]

See malek my slime fr

[proven kernel]

Nintendo did it because Nintendo

[kindred vigil]

Yeah I think they're Lowkey gonna purposely tank console sales so they can go full handheld or something

[worn magnet]

nintendo try not to squeeze every penny out of ur consumers challenge impossible

[kindred vigil]

But apparently gen 10 consoles (PlayStation 6 and new Xbox) is already coming ...❓❓in 2027

[stuck aurora]

The future of consoles is NOT handheld 🥀 💔

[worn magnet]

new xbox should be next year

[kindred vigil]

are u sure about that

[proven kernel]

Gamepass is one of those topics I'd like to ask around some friends in the indusrty and get some deets I'm really not supposed to.

[quick drum]

the future of consoles is back to da pc 🙂

[kindred vigil]

I think they want the switch prize while they still can

[dreamy warren]

If I got the chance I'd slime you out. Nothin would be ezer foo

[kindred vigil]

if I get a switch 2 can u at least kill me slowly

[worn magnet]

honestly i really like it as a concept but it does suck cause it limits the revenue for the devs and for ms too which causes their prices to go up for other things

[worn magnet]

don’t forget ! you don’t own the switch 2 you just have the license to borrow it from nintendo !

[dreamy warren]

PSP was slightly too early to the scene

[kindred vigil]

ugh true but like.........

[worn magnet]

the fact nintendo said, yeah we can literally break ur console and probably ur kneecaps if you do something we don’t like is crazy

[kindred vigil]

Nah it is a little crazy isn't that illegal

[dreamy warren]

I love that the switch scalpers btw are also not just like.... A western thing. It happens everywhere

[kindred vigil]

That's probably why you need to connect it to WiFi when u first use switch 2...

should I just get a OLED for 200$ on eBay since that's the new price

or does that eula apply to both switches idk

[proven kernel]

Yeah, I like the concept to. I do have a big issue of choice paralysis with it when I sub to it so I end up wasting the sub and unsubscribe. The financial model for MS doesn't make sense to me. Like there's something there I'm missing that no one has talked about.

[worn magnet]

applies to only the 2

[kindred vigil]

nervous gulp

[dreamy warren]

They just announced a new dlc for rimworld

[kindred vigil]

I'll be ok I don't plan to mod it anyway

[worn magnet]

well i mean tbf they already make shit tons of money from their pcs and other software so they can prob afford to throw the money into xbox and they’re apparently making new states of matter

[kindred vigil]

Wait matter like the science of matter?

Like they're making new dark matter?

[worn magnet]

they made a whack ass claim that they made a 5th state of matter

[dreamy warren]

Why's it even matter 🥀

[worn magnet]

superconductor something

[kindred vigil]

whar.
......❓❓❓

[proven kernel]

I do that too when I wake up from a fever dream.

[kindred vigil]

just stick to consoles bro 💔✌️

[worn magnet]

LMFAOAOA REAL SHIT

[dreamy warren]

Doing it rn with this acid leaving my body

[kindred vigil]

You not MASA brochacho 💔✌️

[worn magnet]

masa.

[kindred vigil]

Yeah like NASA but M for Microsoft

[worn magnet]

neeyth why is ur profile an actual flashback

[dreamy warren]

I could really use some salsa rn if I wasn't frowin up still 💔

[worn magnet]

oh i thought you spelt it wrong 😭

[proven kernel]

I want some tamales now

[dreamy warren]

Salsa sounds so good rn

[grim bridge]

i miss playing marathon

[kindred vigil]

What do u mean idk what I have on my profile I just like it

[worn magnet]

pork tamales w a lil green sauce would go crazy

[proven kernel]

I want to learn to make them

[kindred vigil]

"green sauce" is that that doody looking sauce them Mexican restaurants put on

[worn magnet]

it’s pure white. i accidentally opened it and i got my eyes obliterated

[dreamy warren]

I miss having one bunjillion dollars

[kindred vigil]

I'm not even trying to be weird like is it that sauce

[worn magnet]

making the masa is actual pain. but after that it’s not too hard

[proven kernel]

Green sauce around here is usually tomatillo based.

[worn magnet]

uh. probably

[proven kernel]

Yeah, that's the part I don't want to do.

[stuck aurora]

/ban @plush dagger

[worn magnet]

its fun if you’re with a group of people that you can just talk to or stuff but yea its just really tedious

the end product is worth tho.

[kindred vigil]

Tedious?
https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Tediore

[worn magnet]

bro was ready w that

[proven kernel]

Yeah, I'm sure I can get my dad to try it. He's on a kidney diet, so we have learned to modify a lot of recipes from stuff he really shouldn't be eating to be compatible with it. Like the variety we've come up with that he can't eat elsewhere is kind of crazy now.

[crisp stag]

we still talkin about borderlands hell ye

[crisp stag]

the succ

[kindred vigil]

Dude no borderlands sucks

[fast iris]

Ong

"Welp, that happened!" Aah game

[stuck aurora]

Borderlands when border patrol joins the chat;

[worn magnet]

aw, but that’s nice you guys are making new recipes for him. the amount of substitutes out there for certain ingredients is actually insane

[still oasis]

art raiders

[fast iris]

I have a crazy theory about the splitgate 2 guy

What if he was just wearing the hat and saying all that to pander towards everyone who really wants games to be good again, just so he can get them to buy splitgate 2's $80 dollar skins?

[limpid stag]

what if he was ragebaiting

[dreamy warren]

Cus if people who genuinely want good games seen that they wouldn't do that 🥀

Btw as someone who doesn't follow gaming news and just does whatever I want (I'm playing let it die and even reinstalled the evil dead game in 2025 💀) did something happen with the finals where it went from well received to basically nobody talking about it?

[stuck aurora]

Skibidi ❤️‍🔥

[stuck aurora]

They keep updating it but nobody's playing

[dreamy warren]

💔

[kindred vigil]

Arc raiders release date thing prolly?

[stuck aurora]

It's so weird because its not a money hungry game

[still oasis]

i think he just wore a popular yet provocative hat style to get noticed

[dreamy warren]

All I know about it is jfj likes it

[kindred vigil]

Or you mean outside of it's intital release hype

[stuck aurora]

Genuinely love the finals, I guess the trio aspect of it doesn't appeal to everyone

[kindred vigil]

Were u here when ppl was glazing the fuck out the finals last month 😭

[dreamy warren]

Could just be a "any press is good press" marketing mentality

[crisp stag]

the finals is boring

[worn magnet]

he is single handedly the worst thing to happen to that company

[stuck aurora]

Only thing I glaze is u

[kindred vigil]

Pete Parsons:
Bobby kotick:
Randy pitchford:

[still oasis]

i mean >50% of americans are in favor of the guy who made the hat famous

[dreamy warren]

I like the finals but I swear my teammates are always braindead whenever I played.

[worn magnet]

REAL SHIT

[still oasis]

seems like a good way to get an otherwise unpandered audience hyped

[dreamy warren]

A good chunk of that is boomers who aren't going to be playing splitgate2

[kindred vigil]

I should wear a hat that's all red but that says nothing just to farm ragebait would it work guys

[terse vine]

How can I test the alpha?

[worn magnet]

they’re also lobotomite zombies who haven’t seen anything besides cable tv idk who he’s trying to advertise to 😭

[crisp stag]

how about king of the hill reboot without hank hill

[worn magnet]

you can alpha the test

[terse vine]

how

[kindred vigil]

I think the hat was a mocking bc he's a leftie so

[dreamy warren]

I had a supreme hoodie that just said "disappointment" and an old lady stopped me in the store and got all offended that my shirt said I'm a disappointment

[still oasis]

and half of genz men

[dreamy warren]

She got genuinely upset with me.

[kindred vigil]

she's mad that you think that about yourself 🥀 (ok but this is such a weird thing to get mad at)

[worn magnet]

yea no i’m just saying like the argument he was marketing to them makes no sense, but he is just a goober that’s weird.

[dreamy warren]

In my small farming home town there is a guy we call crazy Kevin. He has a fence, a bunch of cameras. Bedroom liked with tin foil. Guy was a literal shaved head lunatic. Bro started calling trump a traitor like a month into his presidency.

[kindred vigil]

dude idk he wore a hat thats a maga clone that says "make fps great again"

Say "the mode is fucking awesome"

Announces br, the main reason why ppl hate fps

And walk away with his splitgate 2™ branded bat final fantasy cloud strife pose

And then the trailer is imagine dragons natural

Like bro 😭😭❓

[dreamy warren]

She was so pressed and told me to find Jesus 💔

[worn magnet]

guys. i didn’t know there were 80 dollar skins trust.

[dreamy warren]

Like lady I just came in to buy sweet tea and tortillas

[still oasis]

make sure you have a lot of cameras pointed back at him

[worn magnet]

he is actually an enigma. genuinely not a real human being

[fast iris]

Ong im pretty sure him and the marketing guys assumed all the people who like the old halo and cod games were trump supporters or something and tried saying shi like "man I miss the old halo, buy our $80 microtransaction and we'll make games great again!"

[kindred vigil]

Splitegate devs killing they game again ✌️💔

[dreamy warren]

He spray painted "fuck Biden" on his own picket fence... Bro vandalizes his own property 🥀

[worn magnet]

decent game companies try not to ruin ur game w terrible pr choices 😭

[still oasis]

cut his internet access so he can heal

[worn magnet]

the irreparable damage twitter and facebook cause

[kindred vigil]

They're poisoning the water supply turning the damn frogs....!

[dreamy warren]

He doesn't use social media. Guys had a flip phone for forever

And no computer

[kindred vigil]

Oh so he a cnn fox tom Tucker or whatever his name is

[worn magnet]

to be fair. he was right about that

[crisp stag]

razr ftw

[still oasis]

cut his tv

[worn magnet]

remove all forms of digital entertainment and sit him down in front of 1984

[still oasis]

it's possible that he's having the messages beamed in directly

[dreamy warren]

Idek where he gets his news... Sometimes I wonder if the aluminum foil lining his walls gets reception and it's beamed straight into his mind

[worn magnet]

actually don’t do that. he might geek even more.

[dreamy warren]

He got a job for like 3 months driving trucks for some company idek and quit when he started calling trump a traitor

[kindred vigil]

NEURALINK....ACTIVATE... 📡 🧠📡📡📡🧠🧠🧠

[worn magnet]

@kindred vigil you trynna hop on mindseye ✌️✌️

[kindred vigil]

NO slime 💔

[dreamy warren]

See sometimes you're just saying what im thinking

[still oasis]

it's just obvious, theres no other way

[worn magnet]

FUH 💔💔

[still oasis]

unironically such a person should prb find jesus cause jesus only beams healing and loving messages in

[worn magnet]

unironically candidate for one of the worst games of the year

[kindred vigil]

True that might be the joke game of the year

so buy it before it's delisted

[dreamy warren]

Stomach acid running up my throat and snot running out my nose 💔 unironically worse than any motor vehicle accident I've been in including the demo derby and dirt bike 💔🥀

[worn magnet]

fuck you’re so right

[kindred vigil]

it's like how P.T demo playstations r worth alot

imagine what Kojima would have done if that game released

[trim summit]

why are ZZZ girls so hot

[kindred vigil]

dude

[still oasis]

u mean sleeping girls?

[crisp stag]

mindeyes is hot garbage