#๐ฃmarathon-general-chat
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Vega wtf
pout aquired
never changed my skirt though.
ban ๐
Bruh
Whether you run in Programmer Socks or Tennis Skirts, the Marathon never ends ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ

What if I run in plaid pajama pants ๐ฅ
what if i run in running shoes and shorts n a tshirt
Im sorry
r u a teenaged white girl?
No I'm a drug addict
You can be both things
Yaknow that means something else in your community jsjs
I watched an asmr video for the first time the other day and nobody can convince its not a sex thing
did you get tingles
I think you mean macking
canadian slang :p (kinda hockey but whateve)
There's definitely some that are. But I wouldn't call the joy of painting with Bob Ross a sex thing
Let's keep it SFW โ๏ธ
Bob Ross was a sex icon back in my days
Its the hair ๐
I corrected myself to specifically say the joy of painting wasnt
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Oh
r u sellin phones rn
im ngl this pouts kinda ass
I got 24 minutes and only sold 1 "contract" its joever
too much skin on the potatos, not enough gravy
how cooked
Productivity this week for me has been terrible.
Called it
I could never work in sales. Forget it.
pout from here is usually muck and it is but its wrose than usual
Why? It's like a dopamine drip when people buy something
Couldn't care less.
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I like the outdoors
sell me this pen
I do too
me too tim
real
where from
Im too busy selling the desk you put the pen on
was wondering why my terminal isn't workin ๐ฎ wronk window
what if i put the pen somewhere else
Took me a lil too long to join this server but glad im here now
Chat she is STILL not happy about it ๐
you look like youll fit right in
Then you have to pay for the pen
Glad to have you. Welcome
This server stinks and needs a shower
what if i steal it
chat r we getting chewed up n spit our rn
I claim the theft like all businesses do
Thank you for the warm welcomes 
Go shower
ok ๐
be nice u bully
My goal, so I can get a raise for my 90 day eval, is 3 phones for every 10 hours worked and I've been doing like 1.5.
Allergic to kindness ๐คง
YOU need to shower more than anyone!!
im bouta go jim so after i will :p
Go shower stinky head
She said she's scared I want an open relationship and that it isn't a joke and this and that and other stuff ๐ญ yes I totally drove 10 hours each way just to meet your family cus you're my backup plan ๐ฅ
Wow, in it for the long con
i mean i dont blame her ngl that would scare me too
Ima blow a snot rocket on your shoe
Ewww open relationship ewwww
wtf does a pineapple even mean
Down to smexy with strangers pretty much
Ah
She asked if it was to sign I wanted other people and I said "other people would have to come to the house to see the pineapple" ๐ we have like 2 people come over and they're there for dnd
Gonna hack a lougie on ur forehead
Like an invitation of sorts
idk id still be scared a lil #insecure
You don't seem like the type to be tall enough to reach
PLEASE go shower
arent you like only 5'11 or something
I'm from Utah. We love all kinds of relationships here. Small ones, big ones. Iykyk
Then I'll just spit upwards
Haha, that's a funny message, Tim!
yea yea I've seen Big Love(?)
das rude
Go shower!
Cant wait to watch you just spit on your own face ๐๐ป
YOU Shower nerd
5'11 btw
settle down bodily fluid peeps
You went too far!
I'm sorry!
Do you guys shower in the evening or in the morning
before bedge :p
Morning everyday or i cant live
Idk how people rot
morning shower is an emergency like im really tired or get silly after my shower
@glacial bane in my area Utah is known for the polygamy mostly from the Big Love TV show, the NSA datacenter, and that guy that produces weird shows for the history channel, like that farm thing :))
:(
dont be hes evil
He's just a frog
also antidepressants
WHA im just a lil frog
a wicked frog that broke my heart ๐
blast the vent core
NO BIG_CHARLES did that not me!
Sorry you aren't allowed to reference that here
you wouldnt take me back ๐
Now's your chance to be a [ BIG CHUNGUS ] !
why
WAIT YOU ARE HUGE CHARLES
Literally the 22nd tallest person in my family of like 50 people
first feet picks now big chungus
You dirty appearance changer!
dead middle ๐
Ahhhh I am free
Long ass way to say below average
Right before bed. People who get into bed nasty disturb me.
:p
YOO BUNGIE JUST CONFIRMED VOID IS TRANSMASC LETS GOOO
this guys my evil twin fr (shorter tho)
I take three showers a day cause the smell from this server seeps onto me๐ท
Make that four ๐ผ
the stench of heartbreak is an inescapable one
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Words
You did this to me!! Dont turn this around!!
Bungie just confirmed me hottest man in the marathon discord
:(
#false
neeyths here how could you be the hottest #truth
@kindred vigil
#truth
Bam summoned just like that.
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From what
Kinda weird to say bro
I got #muted
its called wingmanning brochacho
Again
FREENEEYTH
Taller than everyone in my town other than the flagpoles ๐ฅ
bro lives in who ville
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how is everyone below 5'11 ๐
how much is that in meters?
manlets
Eagle'FullMastPOW-MIA"
And in milimeters
If you don't pee in the shower you must hate the environment
im ngl i dont know millimetres to centimetres, i think its 10-1 so it would be 1820 mm
Why are we slurring the short kings
what
Something like that
#truth
Short DWEEBS
Pure efficiency
Just got a dm saying Iโm unmuted
bros 5'11 ๐
Welcome
Literally prison smh
RealLichHours probably 5'9
How long did you serve?
how tall r u
Prob rookie numbers
I didnโt know I was until I was let out
Im an amorphous mass with no height
1in off 6' isn't short when everyone else around me is up to my chest ๐ฅ
I am 5โ13โ
like i said youre from who ville it doesnt count
Bro im a fucking frog. What you want from me? >:(
you to tell me your HEIGHT stupid frog
ribbit
What brand of cheese does everyone here buy
Oh famn that's kinda tough. The aura
no name or black diamond #based
Meijers
Cabot cheese on top tbh
I buy the cheese that just says cheese
3 inches :(
Sargento gang
fetta is good, halloumi is also good, and whatever the italians make
You say that but I would never buy meat where the package just says "meat"
thats enough ๐คค
John probably buys cheddar fart
That's not a brand ๐
nucal
Nahhh that's wild LOL
I do, I love my ???? Branded foods
Bro knows ball
im resourcefull fr
old cheddar fart
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that sounds like something you say to be mean to old ppl
seraph,ursa,butane and tim are all old cheddar farts
well its "region protected cheese" most of the time the ones exported will be the same brand ๐
no name just calls it "old cheddar" which is "cheddar fort" in Fr*nch
Time
yes time tends to be old
time
i keep spelling your name as time im sorry
Im an old cheddar fart its true ๐
Time apple....
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Watch
He who smelt it dealt it
You snooze and you lost it
who ever does the rhyme does the crime #truth
You snost you lost
It's so silly seeing people steal test booster pills and hair growth treatment ๐ฟ
who up snosting they lost rn
sigma
art raiders
fart claimers
u just dont understand the grindset
BUNGIE NAME CHANGE AVAILABLE CHAT WE'RE SO BACK
I DON'T HAVE TO BE SIMPLERAWCHICKENBINGUS ANYMORE
what you gonna be now?
i dont know
if i'm Guardian8981 in d2 can i still pick a new name in marathon
COMPLEXRAWCHICKENBUNGUS
Maybe just don't be bald?
It's #Complicated
Being bald is a choice
keeps ad read
huge_charles84 we are legion
I just took that with my name change
โน๏ธ
pekka bridge spam
If I ever go bald im gonna
asking bard for some slop names ๐ฅ
bard?
oh it's so bad im actually tearing up
league reference ?
Well just choose to not be bald. Its optional
"guardian_kind"
destroyer_evil
"statis shard"
I accidentally skipped character creation before I spawned. Regretting it to this day
Use code PIXEL03 with your next order of Keeps today
r u balding yet unc
literally just ascendant plane 
Nah i got shoulder length hair for now
hows that hairline lookin bud
Like a hairline
Its time
the corners? they lookin full?
get a mullet NOW
Damn okay
"kell of ramen" 
Do I paint my car dukes of hazard too
bahonka ass name
"Poutine420"
Ew don't do a Kell name joke that's lame
poutineisyummy69
that's what the ai told me to do im not recommending it 
Seraph-ramen
tim have you had poutine before
You suck, John
I dont think so
take that back
true....
You didn't even tell me where the poutine was from
I wanna make a joke but that'll get me #banned
why would i say that #doxxed
#homophobe
Professor Stinky
Not even where I was going
In case I want to get some #hungry
oh thats the reason i said true
gatekeeping ๐
You were gonna go FARTHER? God damn
I read that as godfather wtf
neeyth my fairy godfather
Godfarter
You either a fart smella or a ... I forgorer
or a godfarter
Grandfarter
Tim saying godfarter actually broke me
thing is if I name myself ghosts of the deep people will think im slightly competent and good at destiny
ghosts of the deep ๐คค
no they won't
tabby was typing pack it up
What genre is people that like guilty gear, nier, gravity rush, and mech stuff
weebs but like not
Demi-weeb got it
yeah but like their not weebs yknow
And what genre of people that like deus vult memes and Spanish inquisition and likes to dress like the holy knights n talks like swaggersouls
losers
Yeah I guess full tilt would be "plating" visual novels
Mech stuff is weeb things? I just like big robots and cheeks
Cause my lord I've met like 6 of those ppl
Scallop
you poor poor thing
If you're not krill enough you just won't get this. #shrimple
What genre of people like Marathon
Not the swagger souls part I dont care about him but im def guilty of playing Crusader in For Honor and playing Chivalry and the other game
pawesome people
Rich people
canadians
John ref
do you think the crusades are cool
actually L question mb
No crusades were fucking awful lmfao.
well i mean ofc but like.... knights
Medieval chivalric knighthood goes beyond the crusades
I can't believe I used to watch swagger souls and the racc guy
well they all failed, and it just led to the fall of constantinopole
hop off raccoon eggs
Yeah no he's chill
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not to mention what happened to the templars (friday13)
jason got them?
When I was younger they were funny but now they're just bland
But like we can enjoy Warhammer cause its satire ill play as a Crusader in a medieval game..cause its a game
fake edgy
I liked raccs voice alot as a kid I used to want it
UAHHG WHAT DO I NAME MYSELFIM DINY
The YouTubers?
yeah like pg edgy
I betchu watched leafy ๐ฅ ๐
hell no I hated leafy so much as a kid
I dont even know of racc eggs
modern valorant egirl
People used to tell me that I sounded like him but now I think that was just the g word ๐ฟ
Does anyone remember that bee woman whatever was her name that used to hang out with this guys
everyone makes mistakes bro chill
Lmao no chin havin ahh
heyimbee?
Funny people stopped playing that game ๐
i think
holy i am having TERRIBLE grammatical errors today what is up
Yeah that one
i play from time to time
Doesn't change what I said
She stoped posting too
hahahahahahahahahah 
Good
I think they like grew up
she died bro ofc
are y serious
I stumble upon an old video of them, went to her channel and big surprise, she has an OF
no #false
YouTubers are a lot of things, but they dont grow up
pewdiepie
Oh she switched to of
Yup
i thought you meant pewdiepie for a sec
He molted
Basically what her yt content was too.
wtf she used to be a Roblox YouTuber ๐these robloxians tweaking
Robloxian OF ๐
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Man u gotta do what u gotta do to live tho lowkey
i miss marathon
almost a tupac bar
Yo
Yo: Yo
I mean with the content she was pumping on her youtube it was obvious where she was heading
I literally watched opened her channel once after being in a swagger video and it was her bouncing bobs on VR chat.
So glad she stopped posting ๐๐ป
Thats just all VR chat
yeah she been doing that type of content for a while that's why I ain't watch her as a kid
Neeyth doesnt want to watch egirl YouTube before marriage
My little brother has started watching the type of stuff I used to watch on yt so I'm glad most these people have stopped posting for his sake ๐๐ป
#truth
I used to b a hater of elsagate and stuff so I kinda hated content farms even back then because I went on these rabbit holes
Ngl id be a shameless egirl if I could pull it off
I just found it annoying. I mean if you gonna shake your ballongas at least say something funny, so we can remember you for something more than the obvious
Tho I probably watched some controversial ppl that I'm unaware of
When they cut out the plot to focus on the plot
There was a YouTuber I watched when I was like 9 that I don't think even the CIA could get out of me. Surprisingly I thought he'd turn out to be a weirdo but I looked into him recently and bro has not been anywhere NEAR controversy ๐๐ป he's just cringe
You can share it it's a safe place
H u h
I don't think I can
you guys ever get depressed from playing like shit online?
So like is marathon still happening? Things have been pretty quiet since the incident
This is NOT a safe place
I remember when someone hit on me in IMVU back in the day when I was a kid and I was so scared I uninstalled it in a panic
Never played it again (for the best)
Habbo Hotel
I get depressed playing online in general. Because I always thing of mfs that do that and make money while my fatass is doing it for fun
At least IMVU was a disguised dating social game edating on Habbo Hotel is just weird
The fck is Habbo Hotel
A google search will do more than I can explain
Web based social game tho
Gaia Online was the shit
Know those who ๐
Gaia Online destroyed it's economy so hard it became a study on economics
do I just name myself the bingster
You can be quiet now
Iโm gonna sniff you
?
nyaaaaaaaa :3
!
Get this diddy ahh ogre outta here Ts pmo ikiab
It was a genuine question
meow maow ma ma maow maow
Yes, itโs releasing
Speak English to me
Chat would you like your SO to kill you one day? In like.... A romantic way?
ุญุณููุง ูุง ุตุฏูููุ ููุฏ ุทูุจุช ุฐููุ ุงุณูุชุ ูุง ุชุฏุฎู ูุฅูุง ุณุฃุบูู ูู ู ู ู ุฃุฌูู ุนูู ุฐููู ุงูู ูุทูุน.
Is there truly a way to kill somebody romantically?
Reported
Yes
ููุฑุช ูุงูู ุฅูุฏูุงูุง๐ญ โ๏ธ
Interesting
Calm down Abdul I was joking I would never do that to you
Why do I see arabic
Heโs attacking me
You're Greta and your boat just landed?
Bros never heard of a crime of passion ๐
U said u sniff a person youse a diddy blud ๐ญ โ๏ธ
Sheโs hot
I am
ESCAPE WILL MAKE US GOD. ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
Here we go
Dont be weird chat ๐ค
does anyone here have 3000 dollars
that bit was the only thing google decided to notify me about in news ๐ฎ
Yes why
What u need homie
3000 dollars
For what
Dude I still don't understand Diddy blud meme
for experiments
I will not give you 3000 but I will help you earn it
moment
Well if ima be a donor u better enlighten me ๐ญ โ๏ธ
It's fed shit to desensitize people to atrocities
so you hate poor people?
Just watch a couple reels youโll get the jist of it
Your feet smell good
No they don't
Youโre right they donโt
I have athletes foot
What the flip were talking about feet now
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Habbo Hotel had a ton of hackers... and gambling
Tim Apple
hacker hotel
Fleet ๐ข ๐ณ๏ธ
When did I say that ๐ญ โ๏ธ
hop on neopets
Bro is jumping to conclusions ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ
Ts an investment Ts like shark tank Rn
Greta van Fleet ๐ฃ๏ธ
WHOS GRETA!!!
Greta Van Fleet kinda mid but theres also not many modern bands doing what they do
the led zeppelin cover band?
Pretty much yeah
I kinda hate the vocalist ngl. I like some of the instrumental bits though
I'm seeing a ad for this mindeyes game and this looks like ass
game in the background for a movie type game ๐โ๏ธ
I listened to king gizz like once and it kinda destroyed my enjoyment for classic rock icl
itโs GTA: DEI
GTA already dei
oh lord
no it not!!! Nuhuh!!! You can't say that to me!!
The games I like can't be what I hate
mature games for mature gamers such as yourself
I play my little pony games because I'm mature
I play SpongeBob ๐
Ye cuz ur 4
Spongebob is awesome have you played lights camera pants
i finally got my second nightreign clear but it was the same boss ๐ฆ
ok don't tell anyone this ok
I still keep up to date with Lego games and play them bc they're fun w my brother #localfun ๐
dang revenant rememberance, no one is trying to do the centaur
Like I'm ngl Lego games r still fun I don't care
i think that's not controversial
#lanparty
funny how there never have been any building emu games for lego;P
Lego is fine. Roblox however
the lego games are perfect for playing with other people with low pressure
i watched a full playthrough of mindseye
was it a good use of your time
Lego games are awesome too I'm excited for Lego voyager
the wheels on the vehicles don't spin
awesome
driving is half the game and the fucking cars arent animated properly
they're not going to cut into their bread and butter
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im really getting sick of bad games
and Lego games are highly graphically detailed in terms of when they do backrounds that's not legotized
run out of good ones?
LOL!!! You must be getting sick of MARATHON then
heh...got em...am I rite fellas? ๐
im stuck on console
the only good game is factorio
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rip
runs like ass on my nintendo switch ๐ญ
Are the games bad or have you fallen out of love with gaming
Why are you playing switch gaming for a simulation game
holy shit it's actually on switch?
because i dont have steam ๐ฆ
there's always oldies that can run on pc without gpus, right?
that's hilarious
Maybe the steam deck would be a nice investment
coming straight from YOUR house(d)
you mean Tim's house
dont laugh at me but can you attach a mouse n keyboard to the steamdeck?
What about a second hand computer from 2012
yeah
yep I saw a video of someone using it as their main pc too
i see.
you can plug it into a tv or monitor too
With pickaxes hitting the wall, the coal starts to fall, we never quite thought we could mine it all
Cave, Torch, Mine
Cave, Torch, Mine Todayyyy (MINE!)
It's legit a handheld computer just that if ur casual as hell the linux will be some learning curve but I don't think it's that hard
you can even just install windows on it
oh yah
Wouldnt i be better off buying a mid gaming laptop?
You'd be better off with a desktop but go for it
i dont wanna really play AAA games on steam just shit like Kenshi
if you can afford it of course but steam deck is regularly half that price or less
You need rgb lights to play on pc
Well the steam deck is good for indie gaming
yeah the deck is like, you get a computer with a screen and a controller for $400
of course it depends on your budget, if you feel like a mid lappo is going to be hard to save for over a couple years steam deck will do a lot for you
Does anyone want a peak underrated minecraft parody DMed to them
i wouldnt mind dropping like 800/900 bux on a laptop but maybe better off with a steamdeck
no ๐
that money would be better spent on an actual PC
He might goes around alot or not have much space
which steam deck is the good one? the rog ally x?
was thinking about suffering until the next console gen... then switch to pc
Yeah I have one of those
Sometimes..... at least a few years ago... you can build a cheap PC for around $900 without too bad of specs
Will have like 5k saved up by then
Well, not exactly that....but it's a mini pc with integrated graphics
I didn't know these type of mini PCs existed
There's a... Semi simplified version of it called mindustry. It's been getting steady updates for years now. It has a mobile port too but you can even code units to do specific tasks like drones to carry resources around instead of using conveyors
Pc is master race ๐
Oh God let's not do the cringe pc master race stuff ๐ญ
check out the site logical increments, they are great for getting oriented on parts picking
MASTER RACE
series s held back this entire console generation
And no, you don't need the latest gen of graphics card, you will just be eating youself alive if you get into the mentality.
#truth and I say that as a owner of one
Is Bungie still handing out beta keys?
My $1000 PC ran tarkov on its max settings and ran cyberpunk perfectly fine ๐ซก it only recently started to give out and I retired her ๐
Never started
i can play most games perfectly well on my 4070ti on a laptop
how so many youtubers tested the thing then?
it's literally a Xbox one with better storage and GPU because every new game I try to play with a series S has worse resolution than a Xbox one X....because of the lack of ram..
Steam deck is really good. Xbox ROG ally is also looking promising. Steamdeck 2 should be out next like 8 months. If you are looking for portable, I'd go with those.
never buying another microsoft console lmao
Beats me. I don't pay attention to youtubers
ah well, I snooze I lost
been on xbox since i was a baby but im done
I'm actually planning on installing either Debian 13 or PopOS with the new Cosmic once they come out
that was an alpha test, not a beta
yeah after I upgrade to PS5 I think I'll just rebuy my games and just give my series s to someone else or something
meow
You got what I meant...
I was Xbox but once you go pc then I think most never go back. Atleast i never did
Epic Rap Battles of Gaming #1 Megaman vs Mario
Mario wins
i want a 5090
well the alpha was only 2 weeks, it's long over
No i let the viewer decide โ๏ธ
and the alpha was almost 2 months ago
Im good for now. Have a 4090 and it crushes everything max settings right now lol
Is there going to be a beta then? An open one?
Guys it was me, Masta Swagga was me as a young lad the whole time
Is it N64 infinite speed glitch mario?
Beta starts tomorrow. Just got insider news :3
The assumption has been yes, but nothing has been said. Been radio silence for a while.
Just got insider news....silksong is............
anyone bought a switch 2?
I've never actually played any extraction shooters tbh
no announcement yet. they were planning one but didn't give any more details than that
Its the Mario & Luigi RPG series sprites I think
For Marathon? Maybe in like 5 months. The Grand Theft Arto was so severe the audit is taking forever and it has been nothing but silence. In due time.
THE WHAT WAS SEVERE?
Its different that's for sure
Ah, well those games were fun. Didin't play the last one on the Switch
Dude he said the thing
they should simply redesign the character then
5 months??
My source is I made it up
Marathon releases in September th
like just ditch that character appearance altogether
and make a nicer looking one, inhouse.
Or does it? intense music
I'm confused
- vsauce music
you sure?
The art was decals not character art
Or was it? intense music
If it doesn't delay *
I just was did an epic ness it was asome
oh then
Epic meal time core
joseph cross ๐ฆ
Bacon!
Eggs!
bacon is freakign EPIC
seagull
Sadly no new videos
i hate when people dab bacon with a paper towel to remove the grease
Bacon, egg, cheese cheese cheese
ruins it
Not seeing any new videos from ERB
Idk that was a guess but it is going to be at least 2.
I scoop my bagels. Mad?
like getting an ice cream cone and dumping the scoops in the trash
tf does that even mean
stretchy bacon vs crispy bacon hmm?
Scoop bagels ??
Does that game connect to the original Marathon from the 90s?
You scoop the bread of the bagel out so it's just the crusty part
people have finally had enough of how dense bagels are so people scoop out the meat
am i stupid? ive never heard of that b4
Me neither
Ew wtf. You creature
wtf
it's been a thing over the last like year or so
Y'all like apple rhubarb pie?
that sentence doesnt make sense
Yea
Are Marathon lore linked with the original 90s Marathon in any way shape or form?
Dont do that to a poor bagel :(
yeah
Yes very linked
link like Zelda or
Still waiting on the shadow warrior extraction game
yes
Link like chain link?
Yeah but sometimes you want a bagel but also need to keep the twnk physique
yup, leela's message from M1 finally reached earth, so players take the role of contractors working for the most powerful groups on earth trying to be the first to score alien tech from the colony, ~100y after M1
I forgot marathon lore Lowkey but I'm not gonna rewatch it
just watch the reveal trailer over and over
Ask away.
nah I'm not interested no more
its a buncha aliens and computers fighting
why did you spawn in soon as lore was brought up are you like byf for marathon
Aliens and stuff
yes he is
I know he has a website it's #awesome
We don't know if her message made it back. There is good evidence to suggest it was intercepted.
It all takes place in the same universe, we aren't sure about the timeline yet.
The third game introduced various challenges.
brain explosion
Just exploded your brain like the movie scanners
wasn't that the thrust of the 2023 arg tho? the first images received from tau ceti, presumed to be leela's message
Better than Fart Raiders and the AI "voices"
The Equanimity was deployed due to loss of contact with the Marathon.
We need an alien runner
well the runner itself can be alien or from planet nubiru
Just got a box of Mike and Ike sour watermelon for $0.31. Pretty good but they taste a little stale/dusty. Probably sugar bloom.
they're just conciousness in a shell
Well I got two boxes for 32 cents
can we post gifs in here now
As far as we know, neither the Runners nor the UESC know about the Pfhor, or what happened to the colony in detail.
And they tasted amazing and not dusty
so basically aliens n sheet
Nope sadly
Aliens are for shooting. You'll be able to use their weapons eventually.
ugh.....where is john....I need to show slime something...
why tf are there only ticks on the first two maps..
because yeah
Nah make one a traitor or something. Idk just make it work๐
they need to make ticks attack you in huge swarms. it'll make them actually fun to fight
That'll be #annoying
@cloud nebula
who feeds the milk ticks bungie
thats the point they dont feel like a threat
why running a game directly on the engine is so resource intensive?
Huh
How does one milk a tick?
I was talking to my cousin who is a game dev
time to grill some cheese and grab some snacks
Guys MatPat is in congress now
the same way we milk ourselves
I beg your pardon?
he said running a game directly on the engine is super duper resource intensive
well if it's full of blood you just drain it i guess :yuck:
How do you do it without it blowing your hands off?
especially cause early builds are not optimized yet
squeeze da udders
First you must gain its trust.
i can't tell if you misunderstood or if it was badly explained
running a game directly on the developing engine is like 10x heavier
Type it on google I'm sure you'll get a very nice image search
Don't get lyme
Why are we milking alien ticks again?
I know much, but this lore I will avoid.
Sustenance.
Does it upgrade out powers
Nucal food
Is it possible to have a more rundown without spoilers for a several decade old game? โค๏ธ
Running a game directly on the engine during development is resource intensive primarily because game engines operate on a continuous loop where most objects and systems are updated every frame, unlike typical applications that only redraw the UI when changes occur. This constant updating demands significant CPU and GPU resources to render graphics, process physics, handle AI, and manage other game systems in real time.
i think what that means is when a game is still pretty new, developers don't know what is going to be in there by the time the game done so optimizing for performance usually comes late in development, until then it might just be a waste of time, but once you know stuff that's going to be stable like my textures are always the same size, you can start speeding that stuff up
What would you like to know?
Too much nerd talk...head explosion immenint
Are the companies like.... Cyberpunk hellscape kinda companies? Or more like outer worlds "hahaha were evil capitalists but in a funny way"
the game loop tutorial going on
computers go crazy and ring up murder aliens to fight each other, you're a survivor trying to stay alive
Quick more nerd talk stat
Key reasons include:
Continuous Frame Updates: Games run in a loop, updating and rendering every frame (often 30 to 60 times per second or more), which requires constant computation and rendering effort. This contrasts with non-game apps that redraw only when necessary, reducing resource use.
Complex Subsystems: Game engines integrate multiple heavy subsystems such as 3D rendering, physics simulation, collision detection, animation, audio processing, and AI. All these run simultaneously during development, consuming CPU, GPU, and memory.
High Fidelity Rendering: Even simple scenes require the GPU to process many pixels and vertices per frame. While modern hardware is fast, real-time rendering with effects like lighting, shadows, and textures still uses substantial GPU power.
Resource Loading and Management: During development, engines often load many assets, tools, and debugging features simultaneously. This increases RAM usage and CPU overhead compared to a final optimized game build.
Uncapped Frame Rates and Debug Overhead: If frame rate is uncapped or VSync is not properly configured, the engine may render more frames than necessary, increasing resource consumption. Also, development builds include debug information and extra processing not present in release builds.
Large Codebases and Compilation: Game engines like Unreal use compiled languages such as C++ for performance but have large codebases that require significant memory and CPU resources during compilation and runtime.
Bro this is armchair dev writeup, "most objects and systems are updated every frame". Yeah in like your first unity project maybe.
Oh my god
time to grab some snacks
updates you
key reasons i set people on my ignore list
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my cousin develops on Unreal Engine
My dad made nintendo
My brrrrrrainnnn
my uncle is John Bungie
Fox Engine rules
Must make you an expert
nah
This is AI, boot
when I make Neeyengine โข I'll understand this
so?
Sir this is a wendys
Bro admitted to copy-pasting GPT essays
so?
Companies have boiled down to nothing but AI ran and go crazy? And we use runners to scavenge supplies for ourselves?
is there a problem with AI?
Yes. They are mega corporations which hold little regard for the well-being of humanity beyond how it impacts their bottom line.
chatgpt write me a game loop in asambler
Yeah, nobody joined this discord to talk to a bot
/worm I did
except NuCal
๐ฉท 
This is so awesome.
Fun fact half the classes I'm taking for my degree just pelt you with "if you're going to own a business we beg you to be a good person"
/worm
The only bots I care about are X, Zero, and Axl (and Dynamo too ig but he has like 0 screentime)
ITS GONE? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
๐ชฑ
I'm not a bot lol
I'm neeyth tho
i was just focused on m1, but for the whole series + new i guess just add "computers can now control time and space where more awful aliens live and there was a colony that got wiped out"
yawns
wat no eggdrop?
Grok tuah, is this true on that thang?
If I was a robot I too would put fleshy beings in a space time death battle
Death battle ...
๐ญ ain't no kittens in this server for you bro
I'm here to try getting info on the game and possibly a game key to test the thing
A game key doesn't even exist ๐ฅ
oh it's going to involve some waiting and chatting up the chatbox
it's like looking at bugs blundering around, crickets stepping on ants
still want to try the game
You can't
รง-รง
i played the alpha are you jealous?
You have to run a marathon to get access, we have been over this
nah
Instructions unclear. Drove my car through the marathon.
Ask chatGPT how you can still join the Marathon alpha
lol
the one in boston?
I'm actually using Perplexity
๐ฟno
The first two games revolve around humanity's struggle for survival against alien threats, and uncovering the mysteries of ancient alien races, temporal paradoxes, and the implications of AI sentience. In the final game we are pulled into a rampant AI's scheme to escape the universe's inevitable collapse by unleashing a cosmic horror.
no that was a bomb
I have the old games on steam
my bad
Engineer?
They're all available for free on Steam.
Chat you're scaring the new one :))
yeah, that's how I got them
bruh
Some regular Tuesday stuff.
As much as the plot doesn't seem interesting to me (spare the ai telling everything to kill each other and mega Corp hellscape) it definitely sounds right up bungies alley
I'm orphan to online gaming FPS
sry
It's essentially a prequel to Halo. All the elements are there.
No ๐ I started as a mechatronics major but decided I didn't hate myself enough for that and switched to business. I could NOT work full time and do mechatronics
it's their alley they made that alley
Lmao thats what i had to take in my engineering courses for electrical engineering. Lol tons of ethics
At the moment I'm only playing Deep Rock Galactic, Warframe and Soulframe that I got a beta key watching a Twitch stream
by gluing a bunch of pulp sci fi together
tooo much tech talk ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tech is nice
Says the one with a nuerolink
Lol i like how some parts of ethics is like "as long as no one finds out about it.. its okay :)"
just like crimes!
Ethics like....moral ethics or is this another tech thing
As for the rest I'm playing offline solo games
feelsgoodman don't baby react come on
Mine have been nowhere close to that. In fact it said the opposite had a whole unit on green washing
Alan Wake 2 at the moment
ur not supposed to kno it was me
the dude that invented coconut icecream in coconut shells was a genius
there is a place in my city
Who made hot dogs nope I will not use google I want strangers to tell me
that serves those coconut icecreams
its the leftovers
John Hot Dog
eco friendly
I did
now way andor star wars did it
Coconut gatta be the most mid thing on the planet ๐ฅ
hater โฌ๏ธ
I like it
specially the water
Coconut flavored things taste like hand lotion
You also admitted to using AI to write your replies
that reply, not all of them
Colt are you hooman or robot? ๐
Point still stands ๐ฅ bro self reported
Why are you AIPhobic? xD
Coconut milk mhmmhmhmhmmh
Relax
Not until I get my hot pocket and a shower.
Ong I need a buffalo chicken hot pocket ๐ฅ
bless him with a hot pocket that's not cold in the middle
Bro does not flip his hot pockets ๐ฅ
ur ..supposed to..?
does anyone else like their ramen noodles slightly undercooked?
You gotta put them in an Oven.
I know noone has patience to put a hot pocket in the oven but imo it tastes so much better than soggy microwave
I should do that
Toaster ovenโค๏ธ
it really makes all the difference
Mhm nod
Me when I mhm
If anyone here makes Italian sausage in an air fryer just know your days are numbered
Poptarts
They mhm on my mhm until I mhm, nod.
air fryer everything
No
Wow
That's what my GFs aunt calls me ๐ฅ
Yeah I said it
wassup mhm
I'll put you in the air fryer
No
I have a toaster oven air fryer combo, best of both worlds
you spend more time with us than your gf
Used to be my catchphrase cus my social life was ruined for an extended period of time
@tender pulsar have you seen the marathon 2025 cinematics? they're pretty great
greatest of all time tbh
I only text in here while I'm at work or smoking ๐ and I text her first
sorry man i ment it but i didnt actually mean FOR it to be mean
I miss when the chat was just spamming mpreg gif memes. We're in a post mpreg world living in the shadow of greatness
I didn't think u were being mean
i can text for shit im fucking dyslexic as shit
It's ok we will be patient
I haven't yet but I'm boutta be if you keep talking to me like that
I wish there was a belt emoji
๐ซ
Guys im sacred, the joke went too well
Im about to press my gamer button
No really my phone has a gamer switch, I never use it
yo any alpha codes
No
dm Butane
Have you ran a marathon?
You're going into the blender
i want an alpha code!
of course theres none
Dont curse Buttane like that
My phone reads my fps when I open games cus it's a gamer phone ๐ฅ (it was a gift)
Best you can get is a beta code
gamer gifts
I got the red magic 9 iunno why i dont really play mobile games anymore
๐ฅ
I played HSR for the plot until I got bored
I play roulette and poker on my phone
Oh I guess I play balatro on my phone
Buying mobile games ๐๐ฅ
Why did you remind me i was almost free of my balatro addiction
I just play my roulette and poker... With no ads
i did mahjong soul for almost two years, that was fun
Mobile gaming 2025...
i'm not very good but i liked it
Where is chief when we need to call someone an unc for playing gamba games
Im going to turn you into paste
Sorry you're not 3 million power level in world of clash of clans
i forgive you
I will find you.
Im not a raid shadowlegend
there are three wolves inside you
Im going to find neeyth and delete all of their accounts on everything
like everything fun or like social security jason bourne
What's your favorite joker?
All games and all social media
Genuinely gonna have to think on that
I was gonna make a raid ad joke but I got muted for 24hrs for doing a meme for a game so I will not
There are some good ones, it's hard to pick
Blueprint joker and that DNA one
DNA is pretty good
i like the hiker too if you get it early enough (i might be mistaken on the name)
Im just gonna say lucky cat cause gamba
I know the one you mean, also really good. Specially if you combine it with something to repeat hands
That's actually my pick too, as long as you can get some Tarots for the Lucky Cards
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Admittedly I rely on Chad a lot
The hobo one?
donty call me that
You seem like someone who's closer to 4' than 5'8"
i wish heads exploded like that in the actual game
Woah
.... aggressive...
Green needle
Thats what it looks like when
@everyone Rainbow stag beetle fact: Love without hesitation, life is short and love is rare
i want to modding Marathon
Ok i can help you but do you have the game downloaded?
she steal on my art til i marathon
Gen Chat, I've popped in to say I will be switching up on my Switch 2 hate. There's a new Splatoon game coming out, and I WILL be copping it soon.
Welcome
100$
who wants to play fornite festival
Hell no, I'd rather play OG.
okay well plug your guitar in and lets play OG fortnite festival
That shit cannot possibly be real.
oh damn we getting the band together
Bruh. Why put so much effort into Festival of all thing?
thats my primary game mode in fartnite
Guess there's something for everyone.
they should add fornite festival to mararthon
They'll just steal it.
this guy is weird lol
Mfw sets-the-barathon compensates the artists and publicly apologizes instead of stealing the voices of 1000s of people ๐ฎ
I did
pretty good
The bar is on the floor
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Guys I'm literally conquest
And omnimam. And spiderman. And green goblin. And invincible. And plankton.
whats insane to me is that Marathon, the game, is actually a developer. Is the game making itself?
What's insane to me is
oh my god same
art raiders
i will enjoy this server until Sony closes another studio
i was at jim :p
Yea you would be getting all sweaty at some other dudes place
literally i was grappling with dudes as well ๐คค even got some sweat on me
yeah its p gross but you get over it after a while of it happening
what
chats dead lmao loser
lol
thank you butane ๐ซก
re u talking to ursel
whaaaaar...
a guy with a certain yhatzee leaders name spawned in with a swastickle pfp
Ugh edgy loser
said "sup fuckers miss me" then butane killed em
"miss me" GANG WHO IS YOU โ๏ธ๐
lmao i have no idea i assume it was an alt cause like look dms
wait chat dead asl wtf ๐
Eepy
is the alpha closed?
yes
time to check out Cs Rin
neeyth when chat is dead asl
wait true....
hi tophh it's dead in here tophh
ESCAPE WILL MAKE US GOD. ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ 