🗣marathon-general-chat

[serene trail]

I couldn't play it cuz the anti cheat blocked my cloud PC, shame, I love destuctbale environments and the ue5 visuals

[ocean dragon]

delta force hawk ops

[empty hill]

dont cheat

[ember warren]

hawk tuah ops on that thang

[ocean dragon]

temu bf

[kindred vigil]

oh it's gonna compete with those games 💔✌️

[empty hill]

major nelson my homie fr

[kindred vigil]

Dropping on cod and battlefield month is kinda nuts

[serene trail]

Bf6 looks so mid and I am a bf Stan, looks exactly like every other modern war bf

[empty hill]

those were good asf tho

[kindred vigil]

Tho I think arc is 40$ so that might give it some boost

[ember crater]

Thats what people want...

[shy flame]

"Bungie stocks" 🤖

Bungie ain't public lil bro

[empty hill]

theoretical bungie stocks big sis

[kindred vigil]

Bungie stocks as in the stocks meme

[ember crater]

I invest in Pete Parson's car collection

[ember warren]

"big sis" the glazing is CRAZY

[kindred vigil]

Tell em big bro

[empty hill]

ro they got the pronouns in there what am i supposed to do be transphobic

[kindred vigil]

(even tho ur like 1 yr or smth older than me)

[ember warren]

im p sure we the same age just a few months apart

[kindred vigil]

what the helly

[ember warren]

yes bro

[kindred vigil]

wrong usage of yes bro 💔

[ember warren]

its pride month we getting #hateful

[ember warren]

u lying

[kindred vigil]

Uhhhh we at neeyth.inc DO NOT CONDONE CHARLES ACTIONS ❌❌❌❌🙅🙅🙅🙅

[ember warren]

guys who do you think taught me hate?? neeyth obviously hes right wing

guys im joshing i love my trans siblings 🏳️‍⚧️ ❤️

[ember warren]

self report

[kindred vigil]

aghhhh I'm.a # chud I be spreading HATE!!!!

[kindred vigil]

Stop saying that when ur name is Charles we SEE it

[ember warren]

what

[kindred vigil]

Your name isn't joshing 🤦

[ember warren]

sybau

[kindred vigil]

yk chats dead when Charles says syabu.....💔✌️

[ember warren]

omg here we go with the gay attitude 🙄

[shy flame]

Ngl big sis is crazy glazy, just call me a buckalatoogan

[ember warren]

on foenem !!!

[pallid shoal]

any good news today from the Video Game Show?

[ember warren]

dying light the beast august 22nd mark your calanders

[shy flame]

Im told it is that "Toronto boyshordy swag der"

[ember warren]

what

[trim summit]

there are more games coming

[weak falcon]

Resident evil 9

[kindred vigil]

The video game show 💔

[pallid shoal]

and we did nothing to stop them

[weak falcon]

And uh thats about it

[mystic tangle]

The Cube

[shy flame]

Mega man x9 was not announced

[quick drum]

Wu Tang Clan the game

[serene trail]

No, slopfest. Re9 if you're into that

[shy flame]

Oh mein gott, der opposition haþ discordenbannen Charles. Scheisse....

[still oasis]

art raiders

[serene trail]

More gacha/soulslikes also

[ember crater]

ILL also looked promising for horror fans

[shy flame]

I Love Learning

[ember crater]

me too

[serene trail]

Yeah that looked kinda cool

[cloud nebula]

what is ILL

[trim summit]

where do i sign up for the slopfest

[kindred vigil]

ILL .

[candid talon]

Baby kicking simulator

[shy flame]

I Love Lucy game announced today

Thought that ^ was the badminton ball

[ember crater]

new horror fps that was announced

[cloud nebula]

what it called, or does it have like no name and was just a teaser

[heady palm]

So uhhh marathon huh

[kindred vigil]

ILL.

[ember crater]

just ILL, probably Ill

[shy flame]

What the fuck is the tennis ball with the netting the badminton ball

[ember crater]

as in sick

[cloud nebula]

ok thought it was an acronym

[ember crater]

its all caps like it is but I dont think it is

[lost crest]

ILL and End of Abyss were the only games I cared about. Weak show.

[topaz comet]

ILL looked insane

more hyped about that than re9

[ember crater]

Im only skeptical because Callisto Protocol let me down in that same way

[trim summit]

crazy

[topaz comet]

i like that re9 is back in raccoon city years after it got nuked

[quick drum]

How'd it go?

[granite grotto]

The Legend of Doctor Bob and the Munted Salmon

In the swirling depths of a river not quite of this world, a salmon named Salvatore dreamed of freedom. But fate had a darker plan. One night, under a moonlight woven from photons bouncing off a dying star, Salvatore was pulled into the intestines of a zebra — a cosmic zebra, no less, whose stripes shimmered with the echoes of the Big Really Really Big Boom Bang.

Inside this living black hole, Doctor Bob awaited — a mad scientist with a penchant for culinary horrors. His mission: to munt Salvatore, blending flesh and cosmos into a dish so bizarre it would rewrite reality.

As Doctor Bob began his grotesque feast, Salvatore’s scales began to glow, singing the forgotten lullabies of the universe’s birth. The photons flickered, bending time and space within the zebra’s gut, causing the intestines to twist and unravel like a kaleidoscope of madness.

But just when the munting seemed inevitable, Salvatore leapt — not away, but through — breaking the very fabric of intestinal reality and erupting into the light of a new dawn. Doctor Bob, left holding only a cosmic shadow, muttered, “Next time, I’ll bring a fork.”

And somewhere beyond, the Big Really Really Big Boom Bang winked — amused by the chaos it had inspired.

Doctor Bob’s Second Attempt: The Great Intestinal Escape

After his spectacular failure with Salvatore, Doctor Bob wasn’t discouraged. He brewed a potion made from moonlight photons and leftover Big Bang dust, intending to trap the salmon inside the zebra intestines for good this time.

But Salvatore was no ordinary fish. As Doctor Bob started the munting ritual, Salvatore sang a haunting tune that warped reality. The zebra’s intestines began twisting like a cosmic roller coaster, looping through dimensions where fish had legs and zebras wore tuxedos.

Mid-munt, Salvatore pulled a slick move: he burped a photon bubble that exploded, sending Doctor Bob flying into a parallel universe where zebras were the dominant species — and fish were legends told around campfires.

Doctor Bob’s Cosmic Redemption

Trapped in a zebra-run world, Doctor Bob realized he had to team up with Salvatore. Together, they concocted a plan to munting-proof the intestines by rewiring the moonlight photons into a shield — a barrier against all future cosmic digestive horrors.

With Salvatore’s scales shimmering like a disco ball and Doctor Bob’s mad scientist brains ticking, they danced under the quantum moonlight, laughing at the chaos they’d survived.

Chapter Three: The Photon Police and the Munted Uprising

Just as Doctor Bob and Salvatore perfected their moonlight photon shield, a booming alarm echoed through the zebra’s intestines. The Photon Police had arrived — a mysterious intergalactic force tasked with policing cosmic disturbances caused by reckless munting.

“Hands where we can see them!” barked Captain Glimmerbeam, a glowing being made entirely of tangled light waves. “You’re disturbing the delicate balance of the Big Really Really Big Boom Bang!”

Doctor Bob tried to explain, “It’s not what it looks like! We’re just trying to survive the intestines!”

Salvatore rolled his eyes, fins shimmering with defiance. “Yeah, and maybe find a snack that doesn’t involve existential terror.”

But the Photon Police weren’t buying it. A chase erupted inside the twisting maze of zebra guts — intestines became slippery slides, photon streams turned into laser traps, and Salvatore’s cosmic lullabies scrambled the officers’ light circuits.

In a desperate move, Doctor Bob activated the moonlight shield, causing a blinding burst that scattered the Photon Police across parallel dimensions.

Exhausted but victorious, Salvatore smirked, “Next time, maybe try munting without the galaxy watching.”

Doctor Bob laughed, “Or maybe just bring a bigger fork.”

do you want part 4?

Chapter Four: Salvatore’s Secret Weapon — The Cosmic Scale

As the Photon Police regrouped in a dimension made entirely of disco balls and broken light, Doctor Bob and Salvatore knew they needed an edge — something so powerful it could tip the cosmic balance.

Salvatore revealed his secret weapon: a single, shimmering Cosmic Scale plucked from his own body during the Great Intestinal Escape. This scale wasn’t ordinary — it was infused with the essence of the Big Really Really Big Boom Bang itself, capable of bending reality and warping photon paths.

With the Cosmic Scale in hand, Salvatore could create illusions so convincing, they made even the Photon Police doubt their own existence. Flicking it like a boomerang, he summoned a storm of light that scrambled lasers into rainbows and turned traps into harmless sparkles.

Doctor Bob grinned, “That’s one way to turn the tide — literally.”

Armed with the Cosmic Scale, they prepared for the Photon Police’s inevitable return, ready to rewrite the rules of munting forever.

[kindred vigil]

coollsime

But what does it mean

[granite grotto]

read the first 3 chapters bro

[serene trail]

Basically

[shell topaz]

The real question is what doesn’t it mean

[granite grotto]

yes

why

[serene trail]

Re9 seems to tie into Outbreak maybe . Maybe it will have some online component

[shell topaz]

“You’re bad and you should feel bad”

[quick drum]

what's with the wall of text? tldr; use a pastebin or whatever man

[granite grotto]

im bored and having fun, besides it kandof shows how shitty ai is

its not suposed to b a serious story

[quick drum]

who cares don't go wall of text on chat

[tawny shoal]

Gosh I had to read through all of that…

[quick drum]

brave human

[shell topaz]

Shitty in, shitty out

[shell topaz]

Shuttlecock

[quick drum]

accurate

[granite grotto]

Chapter Five: The Photon Police’s Comeback — Lightstorm Siege

The Photon Police weren’t ones to take a loss lightly. After scattering across glittery dimensions, Captain Glimmerbeam rallied the troops for a comeback like no other — the Lightstorm Siege.

Back inside the zebra’s intestines, the Photon Police summoned photon storms—blinding bolts of pure light energy that shattered reality’s fabric. Streams of rainbow lasers spiraled like tornadoes, turning the intestinal maze into a battlefield of prismatic chaos.

Doctor Bob scrambled, juggling moonlight shields and photon nets, while Salvatore wielded the Cosmic Scale like a weaponized disco ball, warping light to confuse and blind their attackers.

But the Photon Police had a secret weapon of their own: the Blacklight Beacon, a device capable of nullifying Salvatore’s illusions and draining the Cosmic Scale’s power.

With the Beacon activated, the lights dimmed — Salvatore’s shimmering scale flickered, and Doctor Bob’s shields cracked.

Just when hope seemed lost, Salvatore dove into the heart of the zebra’s gut, using the scale’s last burst of cosmic energy to create a black hole bubble, sucking in the Beacon and the Photon Police’s brightest beams.

As the lightstorm faded, silence fell. Doctor Bob and Salvatore, battered but unbroken, exchanged a grin.

“Guess we just rewrote the rules of cosmic munting again,” Doctor Bob said.

Salvatore flicked his tail, “And next time, maybe we just stick to fishing.”

[junior sable]

is this ai slop wall of text?

[quick drum]

i'll just block him 😮

[cloud nebula]

yes

[shell topaz]

Most walls of text are, unless it’s from one of those spectrum defining individuals we get in the lore channel

[cloud nebula]

no way i got warned for hating on the ai slop 💔

[serene trail]

What if marathon was a family friendly splatoon style game 🌈

[granite grotto]

you shouldnt get warned for that

[cloud nebula]

tell that to the mods ig 🤷‍♂️

[granite grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-simpson-bart-stare-simpsons-jgmm-capcut-spin-filter-gif-11221581157512010324

[shell topaz]

It’s Krusty brand imitation slop, nine out of ten weebs can’t tell the difference

[cloud nebula]

type shit

[shell topaz]

fr fr ong

[shy flame]

Ew why would you say that what

[cloud nebula]

🤤

[shy flame]

Guys just boot react the ai spam

[shell topaz]

Mario Party, but Marathon

[cloud nebula]

no dont hate on it if you do youll get warned

[granite grotto]

to you guys like Bungie?

[shell topaz]

Mario Party is straight up divorce mode

[cloud nebula]

i love bungie they r cool asl

[shy flame]

Yes you can mail me like bungie

[shell topaz]

Mail me like one of your Bungie girls

[granite grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/give-peace-a-chance-peace-and-love-let-it-be-peas-ban-the-bomb-gif-20822708

[cloud nebula]

i hate peas they r gross

[shell topaz]

I like space shuttles and rocket shaped things, it’s just a natural result

[still oasis]

based

[cloud nebula]

nope nothing

[serene trail]

Want

[shy flame]

New bungie tweet, game delayed but new fart mechanic being added

[cloud nebula]

sniff sniff

[shy flame]

Harley Quinn Scratch n Sniff

[cloud nebula]

?

[shell topaz]

Some people would pay good money to have their shuttlecock flicked in and around the forecourt.

[cloud nebula]

i cant believe thast what its called isnt it a birdie??

[shell topaz]

Only if you’re too young to say shuttlecock

[cloud nebula]

yeah i only played badminton when i was a kid

[shell topaz]

Synthetic shuttlecocks are “birdies” and they’re only used by badminton noobs

I follow and watch competitive professional badminton on ESPN8, and the performance enhancing drug abuse is out of control

[cloud nebula]

lmao just like grappling

everyones on roids 💔

at least in badminton you arent fighting

[shell topaz]

You can tell when they’re absolutely ready to throw fisticuffs

[cloud nebula]

badminton players fighting 💔 shit must be like a cat fight

[still oasis]

badminton is fire ngl

[shy flame]

And staph

[shell topaz]

“Oh great heavens! It appears that you have become enraged from your substandard performance, or as the kids say, ‘mad cuz bad’, hnn yes”

[cloud nebula]

bruh

[shy flame]

Caveman when he reaches too far in the oven

[shell topaz]

“Don’t believe everything you read on the internet”
- Abraham Lincoln

[cloud nebula]

"put your hand on a hot stove for 1 minute" - Albert Einstein

[kindred vigil]

Ermm idk if he said that

[shell topaz]

You think I’d lie?

[cloud nebula]

🤓

[dreamy warren]

What the scallop chat

[shell topaz]

Scallops don’t chat, they gossip

[cloud nebula]

gorblins here pack it up

[dreamy warren]

Don't make me say it chump.

[shell topaz]

Hakunah your tatas

[cloud nebula]

what, you getting homophobic??

[dreamy warren]

🗿

It

[cloud nebula]

gorblin youd be proud of me i scored a shy tw1nk yesterday

[shell topaz]

I prefer homophilic

[dreamy warren]

Mythic loot

[cloud nebula]

fr fr

[dreamy warren]

Exotic loot even 🗿

[kindred vigil]

Elite drop

[cloud nebula]

twas

[shell topaz]

What are its stats?

[cloud nebula]

like 5'11, 130, shy, cute

[kindred vigil]

#awesome

[cloud nebula]

pawesome even

[kindred vigil]

I keep the paw stuff to the TG'S....I think that's their lane not mine #truth

[cloud nebula]

ive dabbled

[shell topaz]

Have at it, sport

[shell topaz]

S-tier, bigly W

[cloud nebula]

indeed

[topaz comet]

Splitgate 2 devs just cooked their game

[cloud nebula]

i tried to play it earlier and it crashed twice in a row 💔

[shell topaz]

Too many cooks

[kindred vigil]

It's FUCKING awesome shows battle Royale with my.splithate 2 baseball bat as I do the final fantasy walk

[topaz comet]

the lead dev was talking shit about the industry saying FPS are stale then proceeds to add battle royale

[dreamy warren]

I already did

[kindred vigil]

Why did he walk like cloud strife with the splitgate 2 bat that was so uncool 💔

[visual garnet]

hello. maraton game. when

[shell topaz]

What a douche canoe

[cloud nebula]

september 23rd

[kindred vigil]

23. September. There.

[cloud nebula]

whats with the gay attitude ?

[shell topaz]

Sepruary 32nd

[topaz comet]

i decided that i will still shill marathon

[kindred vigil]

I need a chicken

[cloud nebula]

well well well

[topaz comet]

???

[dreamy warren]

He can think it's stale but still want a profit 🗿

[kindred vigil]

Dude egg prices r high

[shell topaz]

What isn’t with it? Yass

[cloud nebula]

shout out randoms for interjecting in convos 🔥

[kindred vigil]

Considering ppl hate arc now might sswell

[dreamy warren]

A chicken only lays an egg per day

[topaz comet]

"make FPS great again"

[inland geyser]

wdym people hate arc

[quiet skiff]

are you familiar with discord

[topaz comet]

is the Nioh 3 demo still on ps5 i forgot to check

[kindred vigil]

Don't give me wrong
Taking king
U lying
Yes bro
What's with the gay attitude ?
That’ll get you banned for 3 days feelings get hurt fast here

I LOOOv E quoting randoms who say 1 thing and leave

[cloud nebula]

no what is it

[fiery plume]

people thought it would shadow drop for some reason today or was it yesterday

[cloud nebula]

taking king 🤤

[kindred vigil]

apparently ppl r just raging about it not shadow dropping 😭❓ and they're mad at it now

[kindred vigil]

Yes king.....

[topaz comet]

wtf why are you quoting me im not a random

[cloud nebula]

you were at the time i think

[kindred vigil]

Wait did you say gay attitude

[topaz comet]

yes

[shell topaz]

Have you tried overclocking it?

[kindred vigil]

Dude that's a hit tweet

[topaz comet]

ive been here since day 1 show some respect. i have not stopped shilling this game

[cloud nebula]

grown ass man btw

[dreamy warren]

Overclucking it

[kindred vigil]

u copy my texting mannerisms.ion wanna hear it 💔✌️

[cloud nebula]

wdym

[kindred vigil]

when did you start putting ✌️ before the broken heart and #truth

when I did it.....

[quiet skiff]

get a room pls

[dreamy warren]

Chat what do I do I'm bored

[kindred vigil]

you got room money

[cloud nebula]

i used to do #truthnuke but #truth is easier, ill give you ✌️ tho thats a banger

[kindred vigil]

oh yeah

[trim summit]

you ain’t him bruh 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[kindred vigil]

ok and I'm gonna listen to the guy with manga porn?

[cloud nebula]

thanks for the assist cilantro boy

[trim summit]

yes

[shell topaz]

Have you considered trying crime?

[kindred vigil]

U CAN READ IT FREE!!

[cloud nebula]

you listen to me everyday

[trim summit]

NOT ALL OF THEM ARE ONLINE

[kindred vigil]

ok I'm learning a lot about u today

[cloud nebula]

a lil yaoi for the soul yknow what i mean

[kindred vigil]

I'm gonna get MUTED...

we cant talk about this ...

[cloud nebula]

one can only hope

[trim summit]

begone to the shadow realm

[kindred vigil]

Like Star wars a new hope

[dreamy warren]

Committing one rn

[cloud nebula]

hes texting and driving again 😭

[dreamy warren]

No

[kindred vigil]

dude what the H stop doing crimes

[dreamy warren]

I am going to do drugs and drive literally 45 seconds to the gas station

[kindred vigil]

#notocrimes

[topaz comet]

stealing ?

[cloud nebula]

ok well thats just some friday night fun

[dreamy warren]

Yea but other than that I'm bored 🥀

[kindred vigil]

Everyone does that that's not a crime ugh go to California

[cloud nebula]

go anywhere wheres its legal

[dreamy warren]

Ew 💔 I'm east Coast

[kindred vigil]

Type shit me too

[shell topaz]

No u

[cloud nebula]

for now usually you are a no coast desert dweller

[kindred vigil]

no longer Texan 🙅🙅

[dreamy warren]

It is legal but driving isnt

[shell topaz]

That’s the spirit

[kindred vigil]

Alabama ❌🙅❌🙅❌🙅❌🙅❌🙅❌🙅

[still oasis]

imagine not living in the las vegas metropolitan area

[kindred vigil]

I have it sucks

[still oasis]

paradise on earth

[cloud nebula]

if gorblin was there he would be a billionaire

[dreamy warren]

Where I live I see a lot of corn and hay and cows and horses and corn again

[shell topaz]

I just like the way it smells

[kindred vigil]

Wyoming

[cloud nebula]

we got sod farms and wheat near me

[dreamy warren]

Nothing was better in winter than sticking my frozen hands in the steaming silage ❤️

[shell topaz]

I think I’ve seen that one

[dreamy warren]

No

[kindred vigil]

Dakota

[cloud nebula]

is it a state where people live or like rhode island

[dreamy warren]

I say I'm east Coast and bro guessed fucking Wyoming 🥀

[cloud nebula]

we dont love neeyth cause of his intelligence alright

[shell topaz]

Which? There’s like a bunch of them

[kindred vigil]

oh so Oregon!

[shell topaz]

Too many tbh

[cloud nebula]

siege map

[kindred vigil]

the 2th one

[kindred vigil]

Worst map sorry

[cloud nebula]

u r dum

[kindred vigil]

Same with bank I hate those maps

[dreamy warren]

There's definitely worse.

[cloud nebula]

oregon is best private match map since hosue and i only play privates

[kindred vigil]

what is worse than Oregon map

[dreamy warren]

You would play privates

[cloud nebula]

nighthaven base

[kindred vigil]

Didn't play it

[dreamy warren]

Tower.

[kindred vigil]

#TRUTH I hate attacking on tower

I liked it on release but the more u play it the worst it gets

[topaz comet]

if youre bored** sit in the splitgate 2 general chat. the devs are getting absolutely shit on

[shell topaz]

Oregon is where they send all the hippies that are past their expiration date and have gone bad… to live with the domestic T’s

[dreamy warren]

When I played ESL for siege I think we always banned tower

[cloud nebula]

dude was pro in siege 💔

[dreamy warren]

🥀

[dreamy warren]

What hurt is its when that kid won that several million dollar fortnite tournament. My step dad shut off the breaker to my room when I was in a tournament match once and then asked me why I never do tournaments

💔🥀

[cloud nebula]

ragebait

[bold sleet]

What happened with Splitgate 2

[dreamy warren]

Literally. Constantly. And he votes for trump

[cloud nebula]

based alert

[kindred vigil]

my vessels would blow up

[shell topaz]

I was pro league in PaRappa the Rapper, but moved onto Viva Piñata since that scene was more aggressive and higher skill ceiling

[topaz comet]

the lead dev made a comment about FPS games being stale while wearing a custom maga hat saying make fps games great again.

[cloud nebula]

im a viva pinata demon 1v1

[kindred vigil]

erm what the flip no DS

[topaz comet]

then proceeded to release a battle royale

[dreamy warren]

Unironically I think you guys should check out the lethal league blaze competitive scene

[cloud nebula]

more of a DSi guy myself

[kindred vigil]

True it's better

[tepid bane]

Hilarious.

[kindred vigil]

Proceeds to launch a BR bte

[topaz comet]

its only funny because his game is mid af

[heady drum]

Splitgate 1 was better

[cloud nebula]

guys im watching jev and he called the sgf friendslop game friendslop im so happy

[kindred vigil]

jez champion here

[cloud nebula]

any boot reactors

[topaz comet]

maps were more vertical. they just felt better

[cloud nebula]

i love jev hes the goat

[gleaming bough]

embed fail crazy

[shell topaz]

Why’s everyone always gotta like the tall ones

[gleaming bough]

predicted

[shell topaz]

Just as the prophecy foretold

[kindred vigil]

Guys I'm gonna be on the game awards be there ok

[bronze badger]

Ayy

[heady drum]

Not likening the hero system either

[shell topaz]

Nah

[cloud nebula]

ill do it for u neeyth ❤️

[still oasis]

are you gonna do the bill clinton thing

[kindred vigil]

no

[cloud nebula]

🤤

[shell topaz]

GOAT simulator

[still oasis]

that’d be less funny than the bill clinton thing

[gleaming bough]

what do you mean by this

[kindred vigil]

How did the bill Clinton kid even get away with that

[gleaming bough]

aura I'm guessing

[still oasis]

sneak level >15

[kindred vigil]

Like he did it to multiple streamers too

[shell topaz]

It depends on what your definition of ‘is’, is

[still oasis]

truee

[cloud nebula]

idk i see him on my fyp from time to time he might be the goat ragebaiter

[topaz comet]

are you talking about the autistic dude at the game awards a while back?

[cloud nebula]

yeah

[shell topaz]

What other things can we bait and tack onto it as a prefix?

[topaz comet]

pretty sure he got famous off that. has his own podcast/show

[still oasis]

his podcast is funny he might turn out to be a famous funny guy

[cloud nebula]

you can bait fish

[shell topaz]

Apathybaiter

[shell topaz]

Replybait

[kindred vigil]

He got famous unlike the "you're breathtaking" guy who got a ego over it

[cloud nebula]

@gleaming bough yo in traxus chat is that low tier god

[topaz comet]

i pre ordered MindsEye

[shell topaz]

What if the ego came first

[cloud nebula]

what about super ego

[gleaming bough]

perhaps

[shell topaz]

Leggo my ego

[cloud nebula]

heat

[obsidian plover]

Yawn

[kindred vigil]

Toast my ego

[obsidian plover]

Sup nerds

[shell topaz]

Pop my tart

[cloud nebula]

who up poppin they tarts rn

[topaz comet]

some1 get me a month of disney +

[shell topaz]

So many tarts gettin popped ngl

[gleaming bough]

huh

[topaz comet]

i need 2 watch the new Predator movie

[kindred vigil]

Ur not fallout plays u can't call me nerd

[shell topaz]

Do you guys pop your tarts, or do you raw dawg them like a normal person?

[kindred vigil]

both

[gleaming bough]

raw

[shell topaz]

Cultured

[obsidian plover]

Fallout after 2 sucks, fallout after 3 is horrific.

so idgaf

[merry plinth]

Ngl I don't think them showing a new trailer can even save them. That Arc Raiders trailer and release date just killed them

[quick drum]

( plays some unedited footage of a bear)

[pallid shoal]

alpha code! whare is it

[shell topaz]

What type?

[obsidian plover]

Arc traitor

[cloud nebula]

unc reference

[quick drum]

https://youtu.be/2gMjJNGg9Z8

[kindred vigil]

holy shit goated ref

[shell topaz]

The kind that would rip you to shreds or the kind that would eat you?

[shell topaz]

Ohh the animal

[merry plinth]

Runners have no allegiances

[cloud nebula]

u gay asl lmao

[proven heart]

Soooooo imma noooot getting innnnnnn to testttt????

[kindred vigil]

LMAOOO

[shell topaz]

Even more than cm on a mustache

[cloud nebula]

crazy work

[kindred vigil]

Ion get it

[shell topaz]

I’m sure someone can show you at your local hangout

[cloud nebula]

youll learn when youre older

[shell topaz]

Shhh gays are talking

[kindred vigil]

I SAW THAT

[cloud nebula]

🙂

[dusty dust]

Guys I heard that Sony is selling Bungie to EA

[cloud nebula]

guys i heard yousuf likes neeyth 🤭

[dusty dust]

I like your mum

[gleaming bough]

@kindred vigil is this true?

[dusty dust]

Yes

[kindred vigil]

yeah

[dusty dust]

I like Neeyth sososososososossosos much

[cloud nebula]

neeyth is cute and pawesome #truth

[gleaming bough]

Neeyth scares me

[kindred vigil]

Those who know

[cloud nebula]

hes 14 and white and gay and short

(only one of those are true)

[obsidian plover]

A leige deez

[swift pumice]

Plagiarism Will Make Me God!!!

[kindred vigil]

1 truth 2 lies ass

Holy Internet explorer you're late by 3 weeks

[obsidian plover]

Gay gay and short

[gleaming bough]

only real noisers know

[topaz comet]

gay it is then...

[obsidian plover]

that’s a song

[kindred vigil]

GUYS ONLY SHORT IS TRUE CMON 💔

[cloud nebula]

true...

not even that bad tho youre 5'7 or 5'8

[obsidian plover]

Super short

[topaz comet]

whats the best height like 5"10 right?

[cloud nebula]

hmmm depends

[obsidian plover]

That’s so tiny

[kindred vigil]

1'1

[cloud nebula]

how tall r u dont lie

[obsidian plover]

511

[topaz comet]

when i wear jordans im prolly 6 feet tall

[cloud nebula]

lmao

[kindred vigil]

What if irl I'm like super tall and buff n handsome

[obsidian plover]

You aren’t

[topaz comet]

you wouldnt be here if you were

[kindred vigil]

True...

[cloud nebula]

you are

[obsidian plover]

Now hold on I’m nearly tall and the rest so come on

[cloud nebula]

i invalidate that #truth

[kindred vigil]

Guys help

[cloud nebula]

im here bro what you need 🫡

[dreamy warren]

Poopy heads

[kindred vigil]

What's the name of the toy that's pronounced.like eko sketch

[cloud nebula]

etch n sketch

[dreamy warren]

I got a coffee milkshake ❤️ and music

[topaz comet]

i can tell you arent fit by the way you text

[obsidian plover]

Etchasketch

[kindred vigil]

WHAT💔

[obsidian plover]

Dumbee

[cloud nebula]

can a man not :3 every now and then

[kindred vigil]

ok gha ks

[topaz comet]

soy

[kindred vigil]

I love Soylent yummy

[cloud nebula]

guarantee if we ran the fade im winning

[obsidian plover]

Rawr x3 nuzzles uwu

[dreamy warren]

🗿 bro is a hot sweaty oiled up construction worker for your information bub

[gleaming bough]

I like battery static

[cloud nebula]

ok well oiled ups a bit far

[topaz comet]

i have a buzzcut

[dreamy warren]

Same haircut as a 5yo 🥀

[cloud nebula]

thats a good one

[obsidian plover]

Eat a nine volt

[dreamy warren]

What's battery static

[cloud nebula]

static that comes from batteries

[kindred vigil]

like the static

[topaz comet]

battery acid but wtf is battery static

[dreamy warren]

Only a bit you say? 😏

[gleaming bough]

ever lick the end of a used battery?

[cloud nebula]

😏

[topaz comet]

nothing happens.

[dreamy warren]

How else would I know if I can put it back in my Wii remote or not

[gleaming bough]

idk but I taste something

[kindred vigil]

What happens if you eat a battery then get tazed

[gleaming bough]

you blow up

[dreamy warren]

Listen to break back by socialburn ❤️

[topaz comet]

i need a game to play but not just any game

[dreamy warren]

I remember when I was young and consumed Homestuck content 🗿 strange how people change as they age

[cloud nebula]

hmmm this is heat....

[kindred vigil]

you can play uhhhhh e33 i hear that's good

[dreamy warren]

I only listen to bangers

[cloud nebula]

me too twin ✌️

[dreamy warren]

This gas station coffee milkshake is pretty good

[gleaming bough]

my friend try making get into Homestuck

[kindred vigil]

I used to like FNAF it's ok

[topaz comet]

turn based rpg with real time parrying and dodging is dumb. especially since the enemy attack animations suck (im dogshit at the game)

[dreamy warren]

I was like 9

[cloud nebula]

that shit is def laced

[kindred vigil]

you can play wo long fallen dynasty

[dreamy warren]

It's a state gas station known for its ice cream 🥀 they come out with limited edition flavors and stuff

[gleaming bough]

Danganropa

[topaz comet]

beat wo long wu kong elden ring dark souls 3 nioh 1 and 2

[kindred vigil]

GAS STATION MILKSHAKE ??💔

[cloud nebula]

dang thought it was like a local one throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks type beat

[topaz comet]

Finished half of bloodborne and couldnt beat sekiro because im ass

[cloud nebula]

homemade 🤤

[kindred vigil]

You can try returnal if u have ps5 or pc

[topaz comet]

My favorite ps5 game of all time

[kindred vigil]

ok r u a streamer u played like everything Im.saying so far

[cloud nebula]

here ye here ye Gorblin is dead for one hour here ye here ye

[gleaming bough]

eh?

[topaz comet]

i didnt get nightreign so i hope that answers your question

[kindred vigil]

Rise of ronin

[topaz comet]

oh dang i forgot about that one

is it on ps + now?

[gleaming bough]

I hunger for substance

[topaz comet]

i gotta try the Nioh 3 demo i forgot

[cloud nebula]

omg guys new jre podcast episode no way!!!!!

[kindred vigil]

wtf is jre

[tawdry olive]

new speedoru vid out btw

[cloud nebula]

joe rogan podcast

[kindred vigil]

wtf is a speedoru

Sounds weeby and now ion like u!!

[topaz comet]

joe rogan is a shit comedian

[cloud nebula]

true....

[cloud nebula]

gorblin says speedoru makes sus content

[kindred vigil]

Is he talking to u in ur ear I'ma google them

[cloud nebula]

hes over my shoulder rn like a devil

[kindred vigil]

Ain't nothing bad

[topaz comet]

hes inside you now

[hidden warren]

The only podcasts I have watched from joe rogan are those tiktok ai generated videos that reuse the same clips of him and put some bs on the bottom of the screen

[cloud nebula]

🤤

[cloud nebula]

its with the head of the FBI so im watching it cause it seems cool

[topaz comet]

thats the episode where they talk about elon's tweet

"Trumps on the list" yeah no shit hes on the list

[kindred vigil]

Are y'all really locking in on Joe Rogan podcast

[cloud nebula]

its entertaining :3

[kindred vigil]

The pipeline

[trim summit]

shit person*

[kindred vigil]

Ok I need that new Fortnite battle pass the skins r so cute idc about the 3 heroes

[topaz comet]

hes a bit of a diva but hes not a bad person

[kindred vigil]

the female skins r bangers

[hidden warren]

Eeh watching a guy talking sht or whatever is kinda boring in my opinion. I mean you can do that everywhere without the need of a podcast

[gleaming bough]

19 dollar fornite card

[kindred vigil]

Who wants it?

[trim summit]

he’s just a propaganda machine. not really someone who actually challenges anyone.

[kindred vigil]

Everyone is propaganda even me

[cloud nebula]

have you seen that guy hates the meme now and is a wanna be thug

[gleaming bough]

I am propaganda

[kindred vigil]

Yes lol

[topaz comet]

he used his platform to get who he wanted elected. any of us would have done the same

[kindred vigil]

JOHN BASKETBALL STOP LURKING!!

[topaz comet]

Pacers in 5

[trim summit]

yeah, and then back tracked when things gone to shit. shit person.

i only support hot anime girl propaganda

[kindred vigil]

I'm a tug I'm a ganster

[topaz comet]

well yeah him and elon musk are having buyers remorse or whatever

[trim summit]

poor people who have to suffer the consequences while the rich watch

[topaz comet]

welcome the usa (and canada)

[gleaming bough]

my life is rouge like

[kindred vigil]

my life is like a video game

trying so hard to beat the stage 😏

[obsidian plover]

🫃

[gleaming bough]

Spiderman, why you beating his stage?

[kindred vigil]

I just realized 2400 has a Christmas hat on his pfp knowing.damn well that's not till 7 months later

what did that MEAN...

[gleaming bough]

I saw

[kindred vigil]

I'ma go to British Columbia on 2027

[cloud nebula]

air ball mb

[gleaming bough]

it's forever save in the back of mind

[hidden warren]

World might not even exist by then

[cloud nebula]

pull up on ksenia

[topaz comet]

BC is expensive

[cloud nebula]

very nice tho

[topaz comet]

and also full of crackheads

[cloud nebula]

all of canada is tho

[topaz comet]

in vancouver

[kindred vigil]

Canada is ok as a 51st state ig....

[cloud nebula]

i love crackheads they funny asl

[cloud nebula]

ragebait

[kindred vigil]

true

[topaz comet]

i moved out to BC with my ex. it was a nightmare

[kindred vigil]

I will save Canada, don't worry guys

[gleaming bough]

when I rage my bait
I'm baiting it

[thorny tartan]

Master baiter

[cloud nebula]

🤤

[topaz comet]

my family voted liberal. i still have to talk to them everyday...

[cloud nebula]

i voted liberal :p

[kindred vigil]

I vote green party #ilovenotmakingadiffrence

[cloud nebula]

carnegeddon on top

[kindred vigil]

has a third party ever won in history

[topaz comet]

i guess you forgot the liberals have been destroying the country for last 10 years

[cloud nebula]

i forgot yeah

[kindred vigil]

what's the last president before Obama i forgot

[topaz comet]

all good i guess

[topaz comet]

think really hard and you'll remember

[kindred vigil]

George

[topaz comet]

yeee

[trim summit]

definitely not true at all

[cloud nebula]

it is im not gonna lie

[topaz comet]

yeah trudeau was great my bad

[trim summit]

didn’t know liberals are the result of bad healthcare and poor wages

[kindred vigil]

KH THIS IS CANADA poltics

[surreal nova]

I dunno much about Canadian politics all I know is right wing politicians are universally awful in every country

[topaz comet]

they sure af arent making those issues better

[cloud nebula]

this is canadian politcs

[trim summit]

republicans are historically bad for society lol

[cold forge]

hopefully we start taxing canadian investors more

[kindred vigil]

look at us Americans thinking we the only one with red and blue politics. #ego 🙄🙄

I love you too

[topaz comet]

america is over populated

[junior sable]

🫡

[surreal nova]

It definitely isn’t

[cold forge]

we proved how successful it is to the world

[junior sable]

that s was meant for my in game chat not here

[kindred vigil]

type s shit

[topaz comet]

300 million people is a lot

[cold forge]

nah mostly new york and cali

[surreal nova]

There’s a book called one billion Americans, I’d recommend anyone read it

[kindred vigil]

can y read it to me while I drink a glass of tea

[surreal nova]

Well unlike Canada most of our country is habitable so our population density relative to usable land is really good

[trim summit]

EU countries and Asian countries have better living and i don’t think they’re living in right wing policies

[cold forge]

no offense ursa but nobody's gonna do that

[surreal nova]

Though climate change will likely change Canada’s habitability too

[surreal nova]

I like books…

[kindred vigil]

ugh politics this politics that hop on uno NOW (I started this Lowkey)

[clever bluff]

Midwest and most of the west are empty af

[topaz comet]

make FPS great again

[cold forge]

yeah but theyre broke and dont own shit

[wet herald]

Damn any decent players wanna play Splitgate? lol

[kindred vigil]

Christopher Columbus core

wrong guy I think

[cloud nebula]

i would if it didnt crash everytime

[trim summit]

not sure what that has to do with anything. America is rich but 40% are obese and majority of the county don’t have $500 in their savings lol

[cold forge]

good, once we run out of water in the colorado river everyones gonna have to migrate

[kindred vigil]

I'm morbidly a beast! 😏🦾

[cold forge]

wealth equality is difficult when you have so much money

suffering from success fr

[trim summit]

not even remotely true

[cold forge]

name one country richer and more equal than america

[cloud nebula]

norway

[cold forge]

nvm name 10

[topaz comet]

this chat needs a 10 min timer

[cloud nebula]

r we deaduzz

[cold forge]

20 even

[kindred vigil]

name ten

My bank account x10

[trim summit]

china tops America

[cold forge]

in all fairness they didnt have to work for their money, it basically came for free

[cloud nebula]

r u fr or baiting

[clever bluff]

Luxembourg and Switzerland

[topaz comet]

whoever makes the best a.i will win

[cold forge]

theyre lowkey the fas.. probably a banned word ngl

[kindred vigil]

Nihao Chinese huzz

so uhh,j you like squares?

[trim summit]

yes

[kindred vigil]

ur not Chinese get outta here

[cold forge]

little tiny countries that dont have to worry about almost anything and can have very strong policy

[topaz comet]

im asian

[kindred vigil]

hello German huzz

[cold forge]

ngl guys, i think america can do better with the wealth inequality problem...

[upper patrol]

jokes on you I just downloaded a copy

[cold forge]

ok ill give you a cookie i guess

[topaz comet]

Marathon will be free to play now

[kindred vigil]

YAY!

[trim summit]

ser servus

[kindred vigil]

U not German huzz bro!!

[upper patrol]

And Arc is paid! Justice!

[cold forge]

marathon should be 0.01% net worth per year

[kindred vigil]

hello Peru huzz

[cold forge]

are you german

[topaz comet]

skins are still 40 dollars though

[kindred vigil]

no I'm American #redwhitenblue

[cold forge]

i think they should be blockchain tbh

[delicate cloud]

Will they be doing another play test I can sign up for ?

[cold forge]

and you can mint them by like killing shroud

[upper patrol]

Wow give me one I extracted against him

[cold forge]

lame

[topaz comet]

When china invades the usa they'll probably go through canada first

[kindred vigil]

Do they even wannaa do that still

[somber venture]

this discord shot lmao

[cold forge]

🥱

[topaz comet]

i will never stop shilling this game

[kindred vigil]

wym this discord shot we got shot? Bro heal me please

[cloud nebula]

bro i need a shield pot help me

[cold forge]

yeah, america has lots of like paper houses that would be cool to have i suppose

[topaz comet]

i only got mana potions

[cold forge]

what does america even have besides unfathomable wealth

taiwan actually like does stuff

[kindred vigil]

Dude now ur solo yapping

[cloud nebula]

no one knows what chinas gonna do

[topaz comet]

i wanna know what they're cooking up in North Korea

[kindred vigil]

I dont

[cold forge]

ur solo yapping about me solo yapping, you feel for my bait hard ngl

[kindred vigil]

maybe I just need to feel something

[topaz comet]

i've been planing a vacation there its on my bucket list

[cloud nebula]

i could help with that 😉

[cold forge]

the future blueprint for mass civil obedience... i mean evil stuff that will never affect humanity 😊

[kindred vigil]

Master chief ur supposed to save the world

[cloud nebula]

im saving it one loner at a time

[topaz comet]

Antireal made master cheif

[cloud nebula]

no she didnt my momma made me 💪

[cold forge]

i saw antireal created the hero's journey

[shy flame]

My favorite copypasta of the server for sure

[topaz comet]

she/they is typing

[kindred vigil]

I want a Ruben sandwich so bad

[shy flame]

Im having spaghetti and garlic knots :3c mmrrrrrp

[topaz comet]

neeyth

[cold forge]

are you italian

[topaz comet]

brush ur teef after eating those knots

[shy flame]

Im so white they dont know my lineage 🔥🔥🔥

[topaz comet]

also floss

[wooden fjord]

I wish I could have some garlic knots

[cloud nebula]

tabby no

[cold forge]

whats your favorite cereal

[kindred vigil]

Did you just fart on ur garlic

[topaz comet]

not that kind of knot you sicko

[shy flame]

Im so white I got called Ham and Cheese Loaf as a kid

[kindred vigil]

yeah like the food or when you tie a knot

[cold forge]

disappointing

[cloud nebula]

knots 🤤

[kindred vigil]

r u attracted to tied knots bro like what

[cloud nebula]

yes

[shy flame]

My skin is white and splotchy pinkish. So. Yeah. 💔 ham and cheese loaf skin

[cold forge]

there arent enough slurs for mayo monkeys

[shy flame]

Those Who Know 🥭

[kindred vigil]

I DONT KNOW

[cloud nebula]

neeyth is too straight to know 💔

[kindred vigil]

what does mango mena

[topaz comet]

knots or knotting

[spare whale]

Launch window for marathon ?

[cold forge]

what do mangos mean

[shy flame]

Neeyth Not Like Us

[cloud nebula]

those who know

[kindred vigil]

I'm gonna look up what knots mean

[shy flame]

Those Who Know

[topaz comet]

please dont lmao

[cloud nebula]

i can tell you in dms if you want

[topaz comet]

😭

[cold forge]

the internet is poison

[spare whale]

Is this marathon like the old one ?

[kindred vigil]

yeah it's a tied knot when you tie something

[topaz comet]

[cold forge]

is it like a rose or tram thing

[spare whale]

what?

[cloud nebula]

those who snow

[topaz comet]

just look up Glitch/Marathon on google images

[cloud nebula]

char that reaction combo is wicked

[topaz comet]

thats all you'll need to know

[spare whale]

Cant stop listening to marathon remix/rushing

[cold forge]

i dont trust the internet voices

[spare whale]

me to

[topaz comet]

game is fun i played it

[kindred vigil]

core but replace c with v

[cloud nebula]

😋

[cold forge]

are you a timeleach enjoyer

[shy flame]

This spaghetti kinda sucks, does anyone want a free boyfriend

[kindred vigil]

no

[cloud nebula]

its that bad damn

[topaz comet]

god no

[cold forge]

dont say stuff like that please

[spare whale]

ugh

[cloud nebula]

y not :3

[kindred vigil]

ugh

[spare whale]

lol

[kindred vigil]

Who up ughing

[cold forge]

free always comes with too many strings attached

[shy flame]

Core but replace the c with a d. Does he know?

[kindred vigil]

dore? Huh?

[cloud nebula]

the dore

[kindred vigil]

door....

[topaz comet]

im slow af idk what anyone is talkimg about

[spare whale]

https://tenor.com/view/25-gif-22944443

[cloud nebula]

i love that clip

[cold forge]

brain blight

[kindred vigil]

25 gif

[spare whale]

marathon for life

[shy flame]

Dire E of a Wim Pee Kid

[cold forge]

can we argue about the ethics of middle eastern conflicts or something

[spare whale]

no

[wooden fjord]

No

[cloud nebula]

does he know about the d-o-r-e

[spare whale]

ewww

[shy flame]

Yeah I actually think that Arab spring should have been called the Arab summer bc its so hot there and that's unethical

[kindred vigil]

dire E of a wimpy kid so it's like pride month version of diary of a wimpy kid awesome

[spare whale]

Casablanca movie 🙂

[cold forge]

gornax what are your thoughs on irans nuclear program

[kindred vigil]

ROWLEY!!! I NEED MY E NOW!! ITS DIRE!

[shy flame]

These gas cans at my neighbor Josh's house

[cloud nebula]

we should invade them again 🇺🇸

[topaz comet]

you need another excuse tho

[kindred vigil]

don't forget to take your E if you take that

[cold forge]

there would be too much money in that

[topaz comet]

you cant use the old one

[cloud nebula]

y not

[cold forge]

could stage a false flag

[spare whale]

superficial and needs a safety program with over sight so we dont see a new cherno

[cloud nebula]

can i sniff them

[kindred vigil]

ets be honers

[shy flame]

Roll to Mega Man (its so joever)

[topaz comet]

replace the h with...

[cold forge]

we should blow everything up before they hurt themselves is what youre saying

[kindred vigil]

I don't play MegaMan how the fuck do I understand this

[cloud nebula]

🤤

[spare whale]

what is this?

[shy flame]

E tank, Energy Tank, heals mega man

Roll his sister who says stupid shit he already knows

[spare whale]

scrabble?

[cold forge]

thats messed up

[spare whale]

jenga super

[kindred vigil]

I only played MegaMan legends on my ps vita sorry

[shy flame]

Super combo word score

[spare whale]

lol

[shy flame]

Obliterate you

[cloud nebula]

megaman sucks metriod is better

[spare whale]

yes

[shy flame]

Where did Chuck go i miss his input

[topaz comet]

they both serve a purpose

[cloud nebula]

i havent played either :p

[kindred vigil]

me when I just want to bait

[cold forge]

metroid sucks, battle royales are better

[shy flame]

Metroid doesn't have anime yaoi

[kindred vigil]

who tf is chuck

[cloud nebula]

who tf is chuck

[cold forge]

greener pastures

[magic solstice]

Char you’re chronically in chat rn I am prescribing you bed time rn

[wooden fjord]

Hey @shy flame I messaged you btw, not sure if you saw

[shy flame]

@still oasis

[cold forge]

isnt yaoi gay

[wooden fjord]

Chuck is Busy

[shy flame]

Omg im lil miss popular

[cloud nebula]

also its goated

[shy flame]

Look up ZeroX X4

[cold forge]

are you a doctor

[cold forge]

i was taught to never obey the funny internet voices

[magic solstice]

Yes and my diagnosis is that Char has been in chat way too long today

[cold forge]

damn is it chronic

[cloud nebula]

yeah chars been here too long...

[magic solstice]

Every time I’ve checked chat today

[kindred vigil]

yeah fr........who would be in this chat all day....

[cloud nebula]

yeah but shes goated so idc

[shy flame]

🤷‍♀️ I like checking in on my break at work icl

[magic solstice]

You too Neetyh go to sleep

[kindred vigil]

like who would do that....

[cloud nebula]

yeah neeyth

[cold forge]

how many breaks do you get

[shy flame]

WERK like a job application

[magic solstice]

Char is on perma break

[cloud nebula]

guys they got neeyth idk why

[shy flame]

Tbh my job uses discord to communicate updates every 20 minutes so I pop in here and do a little trolling alotta times

[magic solstice]

Char and Neeyth go to sleep. Call it day for marathon

[wooden fjord]

Your job uses Discord??

[cloud nebula]

he was innocent fr

[shy flame]

Yeah busted ass phone sales inside of Walmart company

Its good money tho. When I was a manager last year I made 50k in 8months (small town in KY so its a lot for us)

[wooden fjord]

That's insane, you'd think they would use Teams or Slack or something

[wooden fjord]

Also that's great money in most places, dang nice

[shy flame]

I was working like 60 hours a week (salary so no OT) but still, more money than anything else around here

[cloud nebula]

r u still manager?

[shy flame]

Rent in my area is like 850 to 1250 depending on parts of town, house vs trailer, etc.

[topaz comet]

how did i not know about the arc raiders date

[cloud nebula]

cus u dumb idk 🤷‍♂️

[shy flame]

I quit the company back in January due to medical issues (heart palpitations from extreme stress, rapid weight gain from being on the road all of the time so eating trash), and to find something better.

Tariff flip flopping got 2 job offers for 50k base salary+ bonuses pulled from me. I was extended offers, signed, then was told they weren't sure about bringing anyone on at the time (Feb/March). It was HVAC sales and plumbing sales so :P

[cold forge]

art raiders

[topaz comet]

october 30th thats funny af

[cold forge]

cause its mid

[topaz comet]

marathon wins

[cloud nebula]

what you doing now?

[topaz comet]

i'd rather eat shit than play arc raiders

[magic solstice]

Yeah arc raiders sucks

[shy flame]

Im back with the company as of a couple weeks ago and already making hella commission from just chatting it up. Just gotta focus on saving ppl money. Im only rep level tho, down to $14/hr. Got a few of my bosses asking if id be interested in stepping up again if the opportunity arises tho

[cloud nebula]

huge (maybe) but moneys money so good shit

[wooden fjord]

Yeah it was somewhat tempting to try it out when people thought it was releasing soon, but now that it's after Marathon there's zero reason

[cold forge]

did bro get banned

[wooden fjord]

Invite link removed

[magic solstice]

Uh oh I got in trouble for sharing speranza discord

They warned me

[wooden fjord]

Yeah idk why you would do that in a public server lol

[magic solstice]

Idk that guy needed to talk about arc raiders somewhere else!

[shy flame]

@magic solstice there's not too many trailer parks around here. Most of the trailers are independently owned out in the country side or a few miles off of the highway. But you can get some around $500/mo if you dont mind hard water and like shitty trim finishes and stuff. Just depends. Lots of old people renting stuff out, the hard part is finding them before the property mgmt groups buy them out. Or before they die.

[shy flame]

Bro we talk about anything here ngl

[magic solstice]

Will I get banned for saying f the boomers?

[cloud nebula]

no fuck em

[cold forge]

the sewer systems are free

[magic solstice]

Okay glad we can agree fuck the boomers

[shy flame]

People are entitled to their proclivities. But I won't spend another minute on it, because every year people in Queensland are swallowed by crocodiles.

[cold forge]

boomers are alright, private equity is gonna eat up all their wealth soon though

very sad

[shy flame]

Idk what this means, most trailers around here are on septic tanks and also have terrible pipe buildup (hence the hard water)

[magic solstice]

Boomers are the worst

[wooden fjord]

General stuff like that is fine, but once it gets excessive or turns to actual bigotry it's frowned upon. Basically just don't be a dick

[cold forge]

you can just like go down there and nobody can stop you

[topaz comet]

messsge me when bungie gives us some news

[magic solstice]

You’ll never get messaged

[topaz comet]

im outta here

[magic solstice]

Go play arc raiders then

[cloud nebula]

no :3

[shy flame]

1. Thats at my family's house, not mine

2. I am NOT going into any pipes or anything without proper protection and knowledge.

3. I live with some extended fam rent free rn while collecting big moneys. I did blow all 10k of my savings from last year in the first 2 months of 2025 but uh, yeah. Lol

[topaz comet]

your wife is in my dms

[cloud nebula]

you are NOT conor mcgregor

[magic solstice]

Yeah I know I’m looking at the 1 incher you just sent her a pic of

[topaz comet]

UR WIFE IS IN ME DMS M8

[shy flame]

💔 went from blowing 10k in 2 months to possibly getting dropped on my insurance bc my first paycheck isnt until 6/13 and my insurance is past due on 6/7 🥀

[cloud nebula]

that doesnt sound wise

[topaz comet]

this is why i moved back into my mothers basement

[cloud nebula]

we can tell lol

[topaz comet]

????

[cloud nebula]

🤭

[shy flame]

I dont even pay rent, just groceries/phone/utilities. So like $500-$600/mo rn. I was a reckless emotional idiot earlier this year and now I gotta get my shit back together 🤣

[cloud nebula]

tee hee

[cloud nebula]

lock in inbound

[topaz comet]

did you buy a bunch of memecoins?

[cloud nebula]

#1 fartcoin owner

[shy flame]

100% @cloud nebula

@topaz comet I was mostly just going to this really nice local tavern and stuffing myself plump, while shoveling back many fruity cocktails 💔 i regrettably drink alcohol because I enjoy the flavours and not to get drunk, which means I am lured to stupid seasonal cocktails and other idiotic things

[grizzled summit]

I rather not lie than lose you

[shy flame]

Like one night I spent $80 on cocktails and my bf and I ate actual food for about 30 💀💀💀

[cloud nebula]

man u dumb asl 💔

[topaz comet]

i h8 spending money at the pub i usually get loaded before i go

[wooden fjord]

Random but related, someone was doing work on my buddy's septic tank and they were wearing a shirt with a front pocket. They had their phone in the front pocket. They leaned over the septic tank to check it out, and the phone fell directly into it 😭

[shy flame]

Fair, but it was cozy and romantic. Its like if those Hipster Burger places were actually good and decently affordable

[topaz comet]

your boyfriend sounds expensive

[shy flame]

New Poople PeePhone

[grizzled summit]

Guys, don't take life for granted, people out here with prostate cancer

[wooden fjord]

I don't like that message

Or that one, wtf. Prostate cancer sucks

[cloud nebula]

you have cancer phillip, cancer of the ass

[topaz comet]

literally some dude in here had stage 4 cancer asking for an alpha code. bungie never gave him one.

[shy flame]

No that was all me. He's sober from alcohol, it was just me going for all the cocktails and seasonal apps and desserts. Like omg pumpkin spice creme brulee was to die for 💔💔💔 they even burnt a little leaf shape into the top crust. It was so smoky and creamy and GOOD

[cloud nebula]

white girl confirmed

[topaz comet]

are you an actual hipster wtf did i just read

[wooden fjord]

Holy moly that sounds good

[cold forge]

i gonna miss joe biden so much

[topaz comet]

is joe cooked ?

[wooden fjord]

TIL I'm a white girl because I want to order three of those right now

[cold forge]

prolly

[shy flame]

💔 Joe didnt get enough fiber for all that protein... bulk season ending in tragedy at the Biden Gym.

[magic rose]

okay so now that arc raiders is also cooked
does that mean the very concept of casual extraction game was fundamentally flawed to begin with and generally a stupid idea?

[wooden fjord]

Huh

[topaz comet]

consoles need an extraction shooter

[magic rose]

consoles can extract from my ass 💩

[cold forge]

he came off the tren too fast

[topaz comet]

a lot of experts in here seem to forget that detail

the game will sell

[cold forge]

all ideas are stupid if executed poorly

marauders was pretty popular while it lasted

[shy flame]

Smores cocktail consisting of brown sugar bourbon, chocolate liquor, and a marshmallow vodka. Garnished with a toasted Marshmallow on a toothpick 😈

[magic rose]

arc raiders gameplay had a lot of strengths and im genuinely shocked the trailer utterly failed to depict them in any tangible way

[cloud nebula]

i dont drink but that sounds yummers

[magic rose]

it was almost exactly like Marathon's gameplay trailer
bad at communicating the game, and just bad in general

[topaz comet]

its literally the division

[cold forge]

idk why you would do all that when you can just mix everclear with off brand dr pepper

[steel sequoia]

How is it cooked though? Because mainstream critics made it seem that way or your personal experience?

[shy flame]

Tbf i do like a good jack and coke zero. Coke Zero Cherry + Fire Jack is a great poor man's old fashioned

[topaz comet]

Coke zero cherry is like crack

[magic rose]

nah its just the marketing
the playtest was really good but so far embark have done a dogshit job of marketing it to the average joe

[cold forge]

its true that video game trailers make or break their games

[shy flame]

These people are the edges of Newton's Cradle.

[magic solstice]

Joe Biden knows about the lizard ppl

[cold forge]

ok then smoke it

[shy flame]

Many people do smoke meats in coke cherry

[violet gazelle]

Is it Joever

[cold forge]

joe biden was almost turned into a lizard person but the procedure went wrong

[shy flame]

Guys should I play splitgate 2 or is it too chuddy now

[proper yoke]

wait what happened to arc

[magic rose]

wtf does that even mean?

[topaz comet]

i hope u like battle royales

[steel sequoia]

So its cooked because a shit choice of marketing team, we know the date so lets sit back and wait for what i thought is a promising title. plus we still get it before gta6 lol

[shy flame]

Bad trailer, October 30th release date

[magic rose]

dogshit trailer at SGF

[shy flame]

I can just not play the br tho lol

[magic solstice]

Arc is gonna be amazing

[cold forge]

i wish splitgate 2 had a battlepass

[shy flame]

Faraday be like

[magic solstice]

Arc raiders is gonna be the best extraction on the market

[cloud nebula]

man this chat sucks i miss neeyth

[cold forge]

idk why you say things like that that break my heart

[magic rose]

Bungie the ball's in your court now, turn marathon around

[shy flame]

Yeah, extraction of VA work

[magic solstice]

I forget that it’s only Bungie elitists in chat this time of day

[cloud nebula]

no one heres being cool

[magic solstice]

I know all of your eyes saw the same thing that my eyes saw during marathon alpha. That was not good, so if you thought arc looked bad then what does that make this game 💀

[shy flame]

What is elitist about saying you shouldn't steal the works of 1000s of voice actors and then go "well its okay actually because I paid off 2 specific people to further train and develop models of THEIR voices!"

[cold forge]

im not an elitist i just have stockholm syndrome

[shy flame]

💔 bro doesn't even have a selected faction and expects us to believe he cared about playing the alpha

[magic solstice]

Okay relax it doesn’t take 1000’s of voice actors. And let’s not get into stealing. That’s not Marathons strongest subject rn

[steel sequoia]

so many high expectations these days, especially when you judge a game due to its poor marketing strategy, mainstream doesnt like that its a game made by some ex BF devs not sure where the others come from, that actually seem to provide what the players want and listen to their feedback and requests (to an extent). This industry is fucked and going down the corp mentality with greed and profiteering to the max so anyone providing a title that isnt about that will get bad press and reviews from the side that wants to keep hold of this current state of the gaming scene.

[cloud nebula]

guys i love you all btw

[steel sequoia]

Tell the SC devs that

[shy flame]

The development of an LLM relies on the theft of copyrighted works. Training models to mimic specific works beyond the general pool does not eliminate the thousands of works stolen.

[magic solstice]

Personally idgaf about ai voices and it’s kinda weird to care imo

[cold forge]

did you see the witcher 4 tech demo

[magic rose]

hey I need something clarified from ya'll
are you looking forward to Marathon because it's an extraction game,
or because it's a bungie game?

[cold forge]

we love you too, everyone else is too shy to say it

[magic solstice]

The people in chat this time of day just want Bungie game