🗣marathon-general-chat

[dreamy warren]

Sometimes I tell friends and family that my girlfriend beats me. I don't tell them I'm joking after.

She tells me it's not funny that I say that. Then she hits me.

[cyan bridge]

Im telling it to PACKGOD

[magic rose]

yeah im moms

[river storm]

isn’t he shorter than me

[pallid shoal]

garlic is never ew, if you mix it with orange soda the orange soda is the ew

[kindred vigil]

With WHAT

[cyan bridge]

im shorter than you

[river storm]

are you?

[pallid shoal]

DON'T DO IT NEEYTH

[cyan bridge]

whats a shorter

[river storm]

im like 5’2 on a good day

[pallid shoal]

i guess grape soda is also a difficult pairing with garlic

[lost spindle]

Everything I've been reading from people seems to be everyone thinking the game will flop, is that just the general consensus?

[cyan bridge]

I love spreading garlic on my cat

[river storm]

mostly

[topaz comet]

wtf are you lunatics talking about ?

[pallid shoal]

that must be great for the fur

[lost spindle]

I mean i have to listen to Jane marathon

[cyan bridge]

It allows her to photosynthesize

[pallid shoal]

it's like putting a bell on their collar except by smell

[river storm]

exactly. you have to.

[pallid shoal]

what smells great? hey, buddy is here!

[cyan bridge]

Its actually me

[dreamy crow]

i like this with caramelized onions on a mazemen

[glacial bane]

ur balls. they will be regulated if I get my will

[pallid shoal]

the best ramen place i know has 2 flavors, pork and spicy pork, and the only option you get is "yes, even more garlic", and that place blows my mind every time

[cyan bridge]

are you talking about basketballs

[dreamy crow]

where is this!?

[pallid shoal]

like a mile or two north of harvard

[cyan bridge]

are you okay

[dreamy crow]

damn im from Il but ill visit one day

[dusty dust]

There is no good food in the UK

[pallid shoal]

no i'm not close to my ramen anymore 😦

[dusty dust]

Don't lie

[cyan bridge]

UK doesnt exist you silly

[glacial bane]

see trans people should do the opposite of whatever white men over 50 does. if white men over 50 wants to ban trans, trans people needs to go to their local government and propose a bill to ban white men over 50 and regulate their balls. this is how we win the culture war 👍

[dusty dust]

UK only has beans on toast and toast on beans

[quick drum]

i don't think culture wars can be won, everyone just ends up in a lose-lose spiral

[cyan bridge]

whats a beans

[dreamy crow]

nah there is good food. i like visiting burger and chicken shops. theres also good small restaurants but prices can differ

[dusty dust]

Lies!

[kindred vigil]

I hate beans on toast oooohhhhh I hate itttt oooohhh

[dusty dust]

It's an animal

[pallid shoal]

oh it's really just a mile, it always felt like a longer walk

[cyan bridge]

Is it like a type of arctic bear

[dreamy crow]

gonna hit dispensery 33 anybody wants something?

[dusty dust]

The UK puts beans and tuna on their baked potato

That is heresy

[river storm]

yes PLEAASE

[kindred vigil]

What's dispensary 33

[nova moss]

oatchi

[kindred vigil]

june 5th Nintendo psyop

[peak solstice]

Hi guys! I understand this is a pretty common question here. But still, could you please tell me: How can I get into the beta test? When might that happen, and what would I need to do?

[dreamy warren]

Do they have the THC sodas? I need like a 24 pack of those

[dusty dust]

There is no beta test

[kindred vigil]

The *alpha has been over for a month and there's no beta

[dreamy warren]

I've seen that video

[peak solstice]

Oh

[river storm]

perchance something to collect the devils lettuce from

[dusty dust]

The game is forever delayed. You can rest easy.

[dreamy warren]

Wait

[peak solstice]

Sheet

[surreal nova]

Could you also maybe reconsider what you’ve named yourself

[kindred vigil]

#telling on you

[river storm]

it’s legal here buddy

[cyan bridge]

i put a walkie-talkie inside your bed to hear you sleep

[kindred vigil]

Fuck

[dreamy crow]

i could check i always buy gummies and bliss drops

[dreamy warren]

I sleep in a nest of blankets

[dense palm]

Is this game even good?

[river storm]

fucking fed.

[surreal nova]

I’m so glad I have Charles as my straightedge buddy in this chat everyone else is corrupted

[kindred vigil]

Ur WHO buddy?

[cyan bridge]

Do you now

[river storm]

corrupted?

[pallid shoal]

i can't wait to find out when they send me my alpha code

[surreal nova]

Straightedge we talked about it last night man

[dense palm]

Low key

[dreamy warren]

I've only ever gone on e cus I paid $40 for 5 pre rolls when I could've just paid $50 for half an ounce 💔

[dense palm]

I came for one reason and one reason only, ARC DIFF

[glacial bane]

Neeyth hasn't slept for 96 hours, excuse their memory

[dreamy warren]

Yea. No he's just a bunch of blankets

[river storm]

oh how creative

[kindred vigil]

I didn't sleep for almost all day yesterday so I don't remember shit 💔

[pallid shoal]

they won't even let you chat in the official discord, it's crap!

[river storm]

i agree but damn

[surreal nova]

Corrupted and seduced by the wiles of Mary Jane

[river storm]

man mary jane is like the worst partner spiderman ever had!

[dense palm]

Of course peasants,rejoice in my arc shadow tmrw,i pety you

[dreamy warren]

Yea but it helps me write epic stories ✍🏻

[cyan bridge]

Have you dreamt about a mongolian band director

[glacial bane]

straightedge are boring punks nyeeth 👍

[surreal nova]

I agree, sadly they killed off the best one

[river storm]

it helps me deal with certain things perchance

[kindred vigil]

that sounds very specific obs studio

[river storm]

neeyths nickname is mr. hands.

[cyan bridge]

i run on grated cheese

[dreamy warren]

Gwen Stacy?

[kindred vigil]

DO NOT TYPE THIS INTO GOOGLE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[river storm]

heh..

[cyan bridge]

guess my nickname

[surreal nova]

Yes

[river storm]

sekiguchi//unhealthyobsession

[cyan bridge]

no you silly its poopyhead

[river storm]

oh! of course!

[cyan bridge]

grrrrr

[magic rose]

i’m mr hands

[kindred vigil]

#banned for bullying

[cyan bridge]

Im biting your ankle now

[glacial bane]

nanned

[surreal nova]

I don’t actually care or judge unless I’m dating you, it’s fine

[magic rose]

i want a banana

[cyan bridge]

they dont exist

[glacial bane]

nanners

[magic rose]

WHAT

[cyan bridge]

chicken butt

[surreal nova]

I thought it was a cyberpunk reference

[magic rose]

ok buddy

[pallid shoal]

birds aren't real

[kindred vigil]

#truth

[cyan bridge]

Time to party like its 2023

[pallid shoal]

chicken is reptile

[cyan bridge]

Im glad you consider me your buddy

[dreamy warren]

Why would you judge someone you date about that 🤨 you picked them

[surreal nova]

Time to blow this joint samurai

[dreamy warren]

The Lego version of her death is insane

[surreal nova]

Not if they’re into weed I don’t

[kindred vigil]

Why does he call us samurai if we're not ninjas....

[cyan bridge]

whats a samurai

[kindred vigil]

the thing Japan did back then I think

[surreal steeple]

people with sick ass swords

[dreamy warren]

💔🥀 do you drink

[cyan bridge]

Weeellll whats a ja pane

[glacial bane]

ninjas ≠ samurai

[dreamy warren]

Wake up gooner. We got a city to edge.

[kindred vigil]

A country that was like closed off for some centuries I think

[cyan bridge]

why was it closed off is it shy

[kindred vigil]

yes it didn't want anyone to see it yet it wasn't out the closet

[dreamy warren]

It thought it was a lone wolf type shi 🐺

[cyan bridge]

Why do you exist

[kindred vigil]

to say bullshit online

[tawny shoal]

Ninjas all the way. #notbiased

[cyan bridge]

I exist to feed the rat gods and the little guy with a german accent inside my brain

[dreamy warren]

What if only part way?

[glacial bane]

did u see that there's a new thief game but it's in fucking VR 🥀

[kindred vigil]

This is just the plot of halo

[dreamy warren]

Has there even been another thief since PS3?

[cyan bridge]

Is it the game where master chef guy is from

[surreal nova]

Fuck no

[tawny shoal]

Sure ok

[glacial bane]

think the last one was 2014 or whatever

[dreamy warren]

What do you do

[cyan bridge]

Uses the fizzle machine

[kindred vigil]

Yeah and he cooks all the halos

[dreamy warren]

I only owned the first thief game and I don't think I even finished it

[cyan bridge]

have you ever played another crabs treasure

[glacial bane]

the second one is the goat

[surreal nova]

Sometimes when I’m feeling really crazy I have some sparkling water with lemon

[cyan bridge]

why are you saying the thief game is an animal

[dreamy warren]

I wouldn't have lived this long with only that tbh

[kindred vigil]

Why is thievery a goat #criminals

[magic rose]

expedition 33 game of the century

[dreamy warren]

You guys have clearly never owned goats

They're FREAKS

[cyan bridge]

no its cyberpunk2077

[dreamy warren]

I think goty is kinda silly

[cyan bridge]

Im a freak

[dreamy warren]

Cus I'm a freakkkk

[magic rose]

yeah that’s why it’s game of the century

[cyan bridge]

Im a weirdo

[pallid shoal]

goats got you outfreaked, goats out of diddy's league

[dreamy warren]

I didn't vote for it

[surreal nova]

I’ve developed cognitive coping mechanisms for all the various bullshit that’s happened to me. It would have been easier with substances but I care a lot about my brain and I try to protect it best I can to ensure good integrity for the eventual cyberware updates

[cyan bridge]

Can someone please complete the lyrics i feel like a piss lizard

[magic rose]

you haven’t lived long enough to be invited to the vote

[glacial bane]

crispr will fix all the damage done to my brain 🙏

[kindred vigil]

Goty is bought out anywah

[cyan bridge]

Anywah is a whimsical word

[surreal nova]

What the hell am I doin here

[cyan bridge]

I dont belong here

[dreamy warren]

I can't think of one healthy way to cope with what I'm thinking about... The closest is just called amnesia

[glacial bane]

try meditation 🧘‍♂️

[dreamy warren]

I wouldn't even vote it goty 💔🥀

[dreamy warren]

I did... It just makes me sad

[cyan bridge]

I eat raw and alive hermit crabs to cope

[surreal nova]

Don’t care if it hurts, I wanna have control

[magic rose]

also not old enough for the goty vote, gotta be 13

[dreamy warren]

Let me be Benjamin button for a second then

[glacial bane]

then ur doing it wrong. you're not supposed to feel anything, you're supposed to focus on ur breathing. when random thoughts comes in refocus on ur breath 👍

[dreamy warren]

How do you do that with people actively banging on your door

[cyan bridge]

Im banging you

[glacial bane]

go to a park or whatever and take a little blanket with you and a cozy sweater if it's cold

[dreamy warren]

Sometimes I just take mushrooms and walk

[glacial bane]

🚶‍♂️

[dreamy warren]

If I had the time to go somewhere and do something like that I wouldn't be so stressed

[echo shuttle]

Someone needs to shower in here😷

[cyan bridge]

hiii

[dreamy warren]

Is it you

[echo shuttle]

Nah I'm frog, clean asf😎

[dreamy warren]

But hey! At least I don't drink alcohol

[echo shuttle]

Hi

[surreal nova]

I think a lot of people use substances to cope and it prevents them from structuring their life in a way that they don’t actually have to cope anymore. It solves the symptom rather than the problem ya know

[surreal nova]

Yeah alcohol is way worse.

[echo shuttle]

I drink a coffee or energy drink every morning. Help :(

[glacial bane]

alcohol is not good for you in any shape or form. you don't need to drink to be social (even if they tell you that)

[dreamy warren]

I solved the problem already... Mostly just dealing with the mental aftermath afterwards... I have cut back on smoking a LOT but I basically moved twice just to get away from everything going on and I'm about to move again

[surreal nova]

My natural musk is at its peak. Would you like me to raise my arms so you can have a sniff

[glacial bane]

natural musk 🥀

[dreamy warren]

Even though I know you're not serious I physically recoiled

[glacial bane]

musky elon

[echo shuttle]

I believe em

[surreal nova]

That’s when you know you’ve accomplished something as a writer

[dreamy warren]

What

[surreal nova]

That’s good man. You’re on the right track. I don’t believe in moral purity, every step forward is a step in the right direction. I’m proud of you bud

[glacial bane]

🎺

they will ban words and sentences next 👍

[dreamy warren]

This is almost a self glaze

Well then it wouldn't be a metaphor....

That's a literal definition 🤨

[dreamy crow]

i use substance painter...wait wrong topic

im out

[dark jasper]

reddit 100

[surreal nova]

What’s substance painter? What topic is this about!?

[wet herald]

fellas how are we doin today

[dreamy crow]

its 3d painter now but i get my substance from there i cope

[dreamy crow]

tipping my hat to you. im doing well good sir

[surreal nova]

Oh is this like, painting figurines and stuff? My buddy does that for warhammer

[tame nacelle]

Now its like

[surreal nova]

Seems very expensive for a hobby

[tame nacelle]

Digital modeling

[cyan osprey]

Is the game still planned for release?

[dreamy crow]

oh i do that too but with gundams. yea it is expensive. i have an addiction for weathering them. i do the same when i make homemade doughnuts

[kindred vigil]

Gundam like big cool robots n shit

[wet herald]

at this point, itll come out whenever its ready

[dreamy crow]

i try not to change the colors too much i do some minimal sanding and go crazy on decals

[dreamy warren]

I feel most hobbies are these days

[surreal nova]

Oh like blender and stuff? Thats super cool

[dreamy crow]

yes

[dreamy warren]

I remember I once met a guy who spent a week rendering his splooge...

[surreal nova]

Gaming is still super cheap thankfully

[dreamy warren]

Yea just buy your $500-$2000 gaming platform and all the $5-$80 games afterwards!

[surreal nova]

Have you ever thought about doing it for a living?

[magic rose]

🏴‍☠️

we live in the most accessible free media market ever, don’t forget that

[quick drum]

my dune neighbour just got chomped up by the worm

[magic rose]

sorry man

[surreal nova]

I bought my series x two years ago and pay $120 for gamepass every year, along with maybe 1-2 other game purchases. So it’s what, $400 a year amortized? Very reasonable

[dreamy warren]

I don't buy game passes cus half the games on it I don't care about and the other half I already own 💔🥀

[surreal nova]

Tbh I find pirating to be hardly worth the hassle anymore

[kindred vigil]

Ahoy me fellow "pirate" that what we call our selves! Yep! I would happen to notice if you know any hey "cracks" I can't say that here but heh, REAL pirates understand...though I would like it if you send said item to your home, by providing full name and address. Set the sails my fellow "pirate" 🙂

[wet herald]

Apparently COD 2026 is in development for the next gen Xbox console. sheesh lol

[dreamy warren]

I also don't pay any subscription service other than nitro and that's just to send videos 🥀 plus I got 5 months free

[magic rose]

it’s not a hassle at all it’s incredibly easy

5-10 minutes of following tutorials for essentially unlimited free games is not a bad deal lol

[dreamy warren]

Bro surprised the company that shits out a game annually is shitting out another game

[surreal nova]

Well, I’m console gaming master race so it’s significantly harder for me. But, how do you play online games if they’re pirated on pc?

[wet herald]

Im more surprised about the new console launch, not the slop being churned out at activision lol

[magic rose]

xbox lowkey been making some great moves

[dreamy warren]

A lot of games also have anti piracy built in

[dreamy warren]

Ahh... Tbf we've had PS5 for 5 years now

[surreal nova]

Game pass really is the best deal in gaming

[dreamy warren]

I don't really follow console stuff anymore cus my Xbox is nothing more than a free cable box atp

[wet herald]

fair enough, I dont really keep up with consoles. high end pc gamer here 😬

[magic rose]

oh then fs it’s a lot harder, rn i dont even think xbox can be cracked (could be wrong). there’s some method to get pirated copies playable online, i haven’t really delved into it but ik its very possible

[magic rose]

fully agree it’s kinda nuts. they’re making great moves moving away from the console world

[candid talon]

How many ps5 exclusives are there that are worth it because i've been on the fence about getting a ps5

[kindred vigil]

3

[wet herald]

just a few. Not worth it

[surreal nova]

PC game pass exists! And honestly it pays for itself with bangers every year you should look into it

[candid talon]

cause alot of em were already released on pc

[wet herald]

Most of em are already on PC, so I wouldnt bother.

[dreamy warren]

But it's bangers I WONT play... I have looked into it

[wet herald]

PC Pass has QUAKE 4 🙂

[dreamy warren]

I don't like arena shooters

[wet herald]

I meant more for the campaign. Its in the same vein as Doom 3

[surreal nova]

Fully agreed. I’d love a world where a console is really just a PC with defined spec that’s easy to develop and optimize for. There are rumors about an Xbox handheld in 2026-7 and I’m so pumped for that

[candid talon]

lol did you like halo multiplayer or destiny pvp those were arena shooters :U

[wet herald]

To be fair, you can get game pass working great on Steam deck

[dreamy warren]

I've only played 2 doom games. One was the demo of the first one cus it was on a school Chromebook and doom eternal I played literally once cus it was bought for me

[dreamy warren]

No. I only played destiny pvp cus I was convinced to download the game and was bored by it... Ive also never liked halo. I'm just here cus this is supposed to be an extraction game

[surreal nova]

I have a steam deck and I do like it, but proton OS is still not up there with windows for performance and compatibility

[candid talon]

honestly they shoulda brought back doom 2016's 8v8 multiplayer in the newer doom games lol

that shit was fun on pc lol but i guess they were more catering to the console peeps for that one lol

[surreal nova]

I do love how big and chonky the steam deck is though, I have huge hands and it works for me. But I had this coworker who was 5’0 and she could barely even hold it for 30 mins

[wet herald]

If I had to recommend some boomer shooters to play. DOOM 1+2, Classic Marathon Trilogy and Quake 1. Those games are the cornerstone of the genre

[magic rose]

what games do you like lol

[surreal nova]

Fortnite

[candid talon]

man i miss unreal tournament

[dreamy warren]

💔🥀 id get bored out of my gourd

[kindred vigil]

Gourd like cheese gouda

[wet herald]

smh

[magic rose]

huge respect for valve not releasing an upgraded version of the steam deck every year btw they didn’t wanna play into consumerism

[candid talon]

its so weird there hasnt been a new unreal tournament game since them abandoning 4 after fortnite got popular

[kindred vigil]

Steam deck annual glaze

[magic rose]

you just answered your own question lol

[wet herald]

there will never be another UT, Epic killed UT and Paragon

[kindred vigil]

They will never work on any other type of game anymore, they're legit fortnite studios now

[dreamy warren]

Eco, rust, tarkov, dark and darker, Stellaris, rimworld, fallout, oblivion, elder scrolls online I enjoyed for a little bit but playing alone is boring

Basically games I can simulate amassing wealth.

[magic rose]

tbf epic was never a huge games company they were always the unreal engine guys

[candid talon]

how is that a question its just weird not having an unreal tournament game with the new releases of unreal engine which was how they originally demonstrated unreal its just a real weird occurance lol

[wet herald]

not anymore , thats the important part

[candid talon]

its just a statement LOL

[magic rose]

it’s not weird is the thing

[kindred vigil]

Yeah but they used to make other stuff which is a shame because they are good at other said stuff

[magic rose]

unreal tournament was fun but wasn’t amazing by any means, always kinda a tech demo. Paragon was meh

[candid talon]

it is weird since each iteration of unreal engine before that was for the game called unreal and unreal tournament lol which is why its called the unreal engine...

[surreal nova]

Valve being privately held means they can do whatever they want at whatever pace they want, no shareholders to piss off

[kindred vigil]

I was just about to type all their games are kinda tech demo'y 😭

But they still made other producys ykwim

[wet herald]

Epic is all in on creating brand new games within the fortnite ecosystem. They cant be bothered to make anything else https://www.gamespot.com/articles/disney-teases-theme-park-integration-with-disney-x-fortnite-project/1100-6530010/

[magic rose]

yeah, unreal

[surreal nova]

When you first develop a middleware solution you need to dog food it and demonstrate its capabilities to get any kind of adoption, especially back when gaming was still niche. Nowadays unreal prefers to lean on their studio partners as opposed to leveraging their middleware for their own game dev

[kindred vigil]

And gears of war

[magic rose]

i still think this is fine, sorry but it’s not like any of their other games were amazing, they’re not a bethesda or ubisoft, yk? they were never really known to “make games”

[surreal nova]

That’s why they did a big showcase with Witcher 4

[magic rose]

oh really?

[kindred vigil]

Yes they developed the first 3 gears

[magic rose]

that i didn’t know

cool

[surreal nova]

To be clear I loved Unreal tournament and also miss it, but no one wants to play arena shooters anymore. Even Splitgate 2 just announced a br mode for no reason

[kindred vigil]

There's also infinity blade and shadow complex but idk if ppl even know or gaf about those games

[magic rose]

infinity blade was peak mobile gaming …

[ember mountain]

https://youtu.be/SUsjExlEX0o?si=yhg9xbyGGcKLS52F

[wet herald]

Remember, Unreal Engine makes money off of royalties and it doesnt even get close to 1B annually. Fortnite is generating profits well into the 3-4B every single year, compare that to UE royalties of just 200M a year.

[ember mountain]

Jetpack joyride was peak gaming

[wet herald]

Fortnite saw 9B in 2018 alone

[kindred vigil]

So basically they was Lowkey poor

[dreamy warren]

I mean how many more Astro worlds do PlayStation players want to actually play 💀

[ember mountain]

Apex saw 70b in 1 week alone

[magic rose]

fortnite is above and beyond an unprecedented success

[ember mountain]

Apex is the greatest battle Royale ever made

[magic rose]

what are you talking about 😭

[kindred vigil]

I don't even think they Lowkey anticipated their side mode project would get so much success

[wet herald]

People just think that Epic makes all of their money from UE, which is just absolutely false and has been since like this for almost 10 years now lol

[ember mountain]

I’m talking about facts little man

[candid talon]

atroworlds? like travis scott?

[ember mountain]

It smells bad

[ember mountain]

Ye it was a live event in Apex legends

[kindred vigil]

Well back then I always knew epic was kinda background and not really "main" until Fortnite came along

Even as a kid I only knew them as the unreal engine/tournament and gears of war people

[candid talon]

thats funny they did that again?

[wet herald]

homie is straight up trolling with Apex

[magic rose]

yeah they were never a household name till fortnite

[kindred vigil]

I remember when the new unreal tournament was first shown off, I wanted to play it so much the graphics (for the time) was excellent

[ember mountain]

Yes Apex will do it again 11.7.25

[candid talon]

sweet i cant wait to apex dance at astroworld 25

[ember mountain]

Same

[candid talon]

they basically said unreal 4 was open source and was to be developed by the community but lol they abandoned it

[wet herald]

Fortnite has made triple of what Apex has made in lifetime in a single year alone, crazy stuff.

[candid talon]

😔

[kindred vigil]

Yeah cuz they made ue5

[surreal nova]

Chances are they won’t create another Fortnite via further investment in 1st party games, while middleware revenue is a consistent recurring revenue stream

[ember mountain]

Actually, Apex is made 9x more than Fortnite has ever made

[tame nacelle]

Fortnite killed it.

[candid talon]

nah its because fortnite came out UE5 was way after UT4

[ember mountain]

I agree Apex has

[wet herald]

Fortnite's UE5 facelift is incredible

[kindred vigil]

I'm not that geeked on unreal engine community stuff so I ain't know all of that

[tame nacelle]

Wait is this out or is this coming? I've been wondering about this.

[ember mountain]

You should be Apex will be the first game with it

[kindred vigil]

ue5 fortnite has been a thing since chapter 3 2021 if that's what u asking

[candid talon]

anyway theres not gonna be another unreal tournament game unfortunately LOL but the secret level story for unreal tournament was pretty sick

[ember mountain]

Apex but yeah

[river storm]

kisses you or whatever

[ember warren]

chill hes 14

[candid talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLb42i-iKqA

[kindred vigil]

u guys always ruin my thunder bro!!!

[ember warren]

spawned in to hate 🙏

[surreal nova]

Crazy how these women always go after younger men you hate to see it

[ember mountain]

You shouldn’t even be on discord

[pallid shoal]

ue5 principly exists as a fortnite engine/platform which they license to other devs

[kindred vigil]

I'm not even 14 my Lord 💔

[ember warren]

my lord and oh my gosh what is this lil guy on

[wet herald]

Its been a thing for a couple years now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjvCnDNh8Wc

[ember mountain]

I already sent nine reports to discord HQ your account will be gone very soon

[kindred vigil]

British colonies take over

[kindred vigil]

thanks @ember warren 💔💔💔

[ember warren]

we got colonized vro 💔 ✌️

[ember warren]

freedom at last 🙏

[ember mountain]

1776 👀

[river storm]

L neeyth

[ember warren]

neeyth getting political ⁉️

[surreal nova]

Why are you making stuff up D:

[kindred vigil]

I can get political but I usually don't bc most of the arguments r just baiting of death

[dreamy warren]

You're an 9yo Bungie discord shit poster

[river storm]

yeah well ill have to stop you in your tracks

[kindred vigil]

is this the new lore

[ember warren]

too far brochacho thats dangerous

[tame nacelle]

So raytracing support was something UE5 could only do? I've often been amazed at how stable fortnite runs on my rig

Like if there's any team who understands the documentation on UE5 its them

[glacial bane]

UE5 does their own fake ray tracing which is somewhat more performant

[pallid shoal]

ue4 was super openended, i think ss:ktjl and elden ring are still ue4 and i know elden ring does raytracing

[dreamy warren]

Unless you're running it on a rock id hope so... The game is quite old by now

[ember warren]

UE5 farts and poos and raytraces deez nuts

also who is ray and why they tracing him is he a criminal

[surreal nova]

You can have raytracing without ue5 it’s just a lighting algorithm. UE5 has it as an engine capability, so you don’t have to develop it yourself. That also means it’s well optimized, which matters cause ray tracing is computationally expensive

[glacial bane]

Marathon should be ported to Godot tbf

[ember warren]

gal godot tim getting political ⁉️

[tame nacelle]

They should code it in brainfuck

[wet herald]

Anyone of you play Robocop: Rogue City, CRAZY GOOD UE5 game

[pallid shoal]

it'd be easier to write a decompiler for that, but god save whomever tries to read it

[glacial bane]

bungie even stole brainfucks coding language 🥀

[tame nacelle]

Interesting to know. I wonder then what the rationale is or was to fortnite migrating.

[kindred vigil]

Wait is Gadot not a game engine

[ember warren]

it is 🙂

[glacial bane]

godot*

[tame nacelle]

Godot's used for many things including games

[ember warren]

neeyth how many hours of sleep u runnin on?

[glacial bane]

you can make happy little games on it

[kindred vigil]

5

[ember warren]

brochacho 💔 ✌️

[glacial bane]

charles, asl

[pallid shoal]

i'm not much of an expert on why they'd change it other than ue5 might make it a lot easier to add and change content

[ember warren]

Tim, af

[iron aspen]

20
they call me the napper

[ember warren]

holy fuck

[iron aspen]

LMAO

[ember warren]

think im chillin on four but we ballin

[wet herald]

real

[kindred vigil]

I wish I had 20 hrs of sleep is etad of being awake that long

[surreal nova]

6 for me. Coulda gotten 7 but the demons won

[ember warren]

20 hrs i wouldnt wake up

[glacial bane]

8 for me because I'm an adult

[ember warren]

you love to see it

[iron aspen]

8 hrs ftw

[quick drum]

adults only get 6 whatcha on about :]

where you getting an extra 2 from? you must be rich!

[ember warren]

functioning ones get 8

[iron aspen]

who said i could function

[ember warren]

youre on 20 hrs you the groggiest man alive

[iron aspen]

ill bbl

[glacial bane]

you only theoretically need 6 hours of sleep IF you get 90 minutes of REM sleep three times a night it's true but I'm a restless sleeper 👍

[kindred vigil]

And I'm the #hottest man alive

[ember warren]

true....

[quick drum]

you getting chased half the sleep time?:D

[kindred vigil]

The joke was that u disagree....

[ember warren]

naw you goated

[kindred vigil]

Waitimgoated.png

[ember warren]

exactly

[kindred vigil]

y killed the chat by glazing me THANKS....

[ember warren]

all good twin ✌️

[candid talon]

Man some video games really got me like 💢 ⭕ 💢 ⭕ can anyone relate?

[glacial bane]

why do we call it video games. we're not in the 80s anymore 👍

[ocean dragon]

what is all the sponsores are arc and cns are the raiders trying to get the contestents out of the game?

[ember warren]

what do you suppose we call them tim

[still oasis]

i want audio games

[ocean dragon]

you should try arc raiders

[still oasis]

art raiders

[candid talon]

Cause theres board games too

And games you play wit someones mom

[river storm]

pulls up my sleeves

why i oughta….

[glacial bane]

they should be called electronic computer games. I think

[ember warren]

hmmm ok tim your onto something with this

[candid talon]

I like how this chat is just "man.. i dont like anything" lmfao

[river storm]

they do however all like me

[kindred vigil]

yeah

[ember warren]

......

[river storm]

twinkle twinkle

[kindred vigil]

noooo you can't say that little German boy 💔💔💔✌️✌️

[river storm]

oh ze grasscaven

[glacial bane]

something about grass

or a cave

[river storm]

good job tim

[ember warren]

tim you speak german?!?!?

[candid talon]

I'm gonna go spelunkin and get stuck

[river storm]

ich werde spelunkern und stecken bleiben

[kindred vigil]

Is Jane a secret German bot

[candid talon]

Someone make a video about me. Say that marathon discord didnt hear from me in weeks after i get stuck in a cave

[ember warren]

stecken bleiben isnt a real thing cmon

[river storm]

no, im quite literally half german tho.

[river storm]

stecken bleiben means being stuck tho

[ember warren]

step bro im stecken bleiben ✌️

[kindred vigil]

German is so funny sometimes I'm sorry

[river storm]

was ist lustig an der sprache des vaterlandes?

tsk tsk tsk.

[ember warren]

der eisen drache ✌️

[river storm]

my fav bo3 zombies map lowkey

[ember warren]

based alert

[kindred vigil]

der rise?

[ember warren]

kino der toten ✌️

[ember warren]

airball 💔

[kindred vigil]

ISNT THAT WHAT ITS CALLED

[ember warren]

mixing two terrible maps die rise and der riese

durr burger??

[river storm]

shangri la was hard too

[ember warren]

i hate shangri la lowkey

[river storm]

oh. im not a man pal.

[glacial bane]

Neeyth is one letter from getting banned christ 🥀

[kindred vigil]

Huh

[ember warren]

guh

[river storm]

i started off hating it but now i like it idk why

[glacial bane]

nevermind

[river storm]

calliope mori over here

[ember warren]

baby gun is so cool but the elemental zombies suck

[kindred vigil]

Isn't that a vtiber

[ember warren]

isnt that the vtuber that makes the worst music on the planet

[river storm]

well fuck you charles

[ember warren]

make your pants unzip more than ziplock 💔

[river storm]

did she acc say that

[ember warren]

idk is she like a firehound or something like that

[kindred vigil]

That's a different one

[ember warren]

mb for mixing my vtubers

[river storm]

no that was another vtuber that was recently outed as a horrible person

[kindred vigil]

the WORST cover in the history of covers 💔✌️

[ember warren]

seems like that happens often

[river storm]

mori actually makes bangers IF you enjoy that kind of music.

[glacial bane]

what the hell are vtubers

[ember warren]

send a link to her best song

[river storm]

oh god oh fuck

[kindred vigil]

U will not catching.me.tuning into mori calliope

[ember warren]

i will hear her out

[river storm]

i don’t listen to her music either
i just enjoy watching the occasional stream because she’s fun

[ember warren]

dang fake fan smh

[ember crater]

Days since CoD zombies was last mentioned [0]

[ember warren]

teehee 🤭

[river storm]

:(( im super cool and hip and all that

[echo shuttle]

charles is mean

[ember warren]

what music you listen to i will decide

[ember warren]

this is my ex lover turned number 1 hater btw

[echo shuttle]

ill never forget what he did to me T_T

[ember warren]

youll never forget what we were fr 💯

[ember crater]

What did he do to you pixel?

[echo shuttle]

I dont even wanna talk about it T_T

just know it was bad

[ember crater]

Damn that deep instilled trauma

[glacial bane]

charles is dark and mysterious

[ember warren]

[ember crater]

Tim Apple is White and Rose Gold

[river storm]

urm
sleeping with sirens
glaive
jane remover
deftones
mother soki
saya gray
montell fish and avenoir

there’s a lot more but those are my most recent ones

[kindred vigil]

Glaive like glaive prime Warframe

[ember warren]

deftones i listen to isnt glaive the eboy

[river storm]

charles im not gonna lie you’re making yourself very — how do i put this… i might actually become a homophobe

[glacial bane]

deftones is a red flag imo

[ember warren]

🤭

[ember crater]

You can just be a Charlesphobe

[kindred vigil]

happy Charles month

[ember warren]

!!

[river storm]

tim you’re in your 40s using red flag about people in a discord server. go tend to your wife.

love u tho

[ember crater]

No reason to loop in everyone else because of one charles

[ember warren]

unc always on my case smh

[glacial bane]

fair enough 🤝 50s*

[river storm]

you’re right. that was foul of me.

[kindred vigil]

50s*

[ember warren]

50s*

[river storm]

virtually daps you up.
you look like you’re 40 you handsome devil.

[ember crater]

Iunno what you're talking about

[ember warren]

unc on his deriod hes having dude swings

[ember crater]

Neeyth every minute someone is focused on charles is another minute someone isnt calling you 14

[kindred vigil]

true

[ember warren]

im piccolo and neeyth is gohan fr fr

[river storm]

you’re 14

[ember warren]

......

[river storm]

can i be cell then

[kindred vigil]

but I don't wanna kill u

[ember warren]

that means neeyth gonna kill yo ass (i use to pray for times like this)

[river storm]

but i wanna be stanced up like a mf everytime i appear

[kindred vigil]

Don't talk about perfect if your cell ain't even on

[glacial bane]

did yall know there's only two escalators in the entire state of Wyoming

[river storm]

bars.

[ember warren]

jane gonna be 2nd form cell and get held off by tien 💔

[ember crater]

Ill be android 18 or something

[kindred vigil]

wait

[quick drum]

but is any one of them golden?

[river storm]

tien is honestly just a hate crime.

[ember warren]

unc cracking bald midgets ✌️

[ember crater]

Ill rewrite the plot

[river storm]

give him a smidge of hair

[ember warren]

you gonna be future 18 ?

[glacial bane]

u tell me

[ember warren]

future neeyth bouta suffer beyond belief 💔

[kindred vigil]

DUDE what the hell 💔

I'm about to one arm solo 2 android killers

[river storm]

father father tell me where have you been 💔

[ember warren]

and lose

but then you get to chill in heaven with the fellas

[kindred vigil]

Is the future timeline trunk movie still even canon or

[ember warren]

🤷‍♂️ idk

[kindred vigil]

what's with the 14 react brochachos I'm gonna call my Canadians shooters on u

[ember warren]

bros calling the tribe

[kindred vigil]

They gonna come to y'all with horses watch out.

[ember warren]

we scalping unc first 💯

[river storm]

the crodies? stop it.

[ember warren]

im the only crodie

[kindred vigil]

nah not drake level Canadians I mean real dangerous geekers

[river storm]

what’re they gonna shoot me with fun little french quotes

[ember warren]

toronto mans ✌️

[ember warren]

fun and french in the same sentence 💔

[quick drum]

no idea, i can't even find wyoming on the map

[river storm]

im german i hate the french just as much as you do

[kindred vigil]

Wyoming is a big square

[ember warren]

...... dont you got like reparations to pay or smth

[river storm]

minnesota is a place that exists

actually a song title
look it up or whatever

[ember warren]

minnesota is a place that exists is a song that exists

[kindred vigil]

"or whatever" is this what them weebs call those tu sun deres

[ember warren]

hop off tsunderes fella 🐺

[river storm]

… im not a tsundere

[kindred vigil]

Reddit would absolutely devour u

[river storm]

i sure hope not wtf

[ember warren]

neeyth r u reddit nation assembling rn

[kindred vigil]

Yeah I'm calling the reddit shooters rn

[ember warren]

relapse 💔

[kindred vigil]

REDDIT NATION.....GET THSI GUY

[glacial bane]

a lot yappin in here today

[ember warren]

2nd worst airball yet

[river storm]

not the shooters

not the ATL hitters…

[echo shuttle]

charles is mean

[river storm]

agreed

[echo shuttle]

whoops i sent that, usualy i type it but dont send

[river storm]

woah the stinky finger

[ember warren]

sybau fellas

[kindred vigil]

Can u not do the middle finger that's offensive

[echo shuttle]

case in point,we got him

adding that to the charles mean folder

[river storm]

what are you twelve?

[candid talon]

who here unironically likes electro swing

[river storm]

HESI
dribble dribble
3-POINTER FROM THE LINE

[kindred vigil]

electro swing what is this 2018

[echo shuttle]

the ball hits the floor

[ember warren]

electro shuffle fortnite emote

[echo shuttle]

AIRBALLLLLL

[kindred vigil]

Ariball

[ember warren]

minor spelling mistake

[candid talon]

electroswing was more like 2014~2016 lmao theres a type of person i can visualize that really liked that style of music

the kinda person that spits alot when they talk

[kindred vigil]

so huge Charles 84

[ember warren]

what

[echo shuttle]

were you born in 84?

[ember warren]

no

[kindred vigil]

Yeah he's in his 30s

[glacial bane]

math

[ember warren]

better than being 14

[echo shuttle]

damn bro would be the opposite of that , 41 lol

[kindred vigil]

I'm close

[ember crater]

Caravan Palace still slaps tho

[ember warren]

flushed emoji tim youre sick

[echo shuttle]

its confirmed, charles is 41

[surreal nova]

You remember that brief era of steampunk pirate shanties

[kindred vigil]

Huge_charles41

[candid talon]

god i remember that

[ember warren]

yes bro

[echo shuttle]

start the emojis on charles

[surreal nova]

Loved that era

[candid talon]

Also, im gonna get timed out for 24 hours but i gotta get the word out...

[ember warren]

ok im outta here jane and pixel u suck neeyth youre the goat

[candid talon]

Borderlands 2 is free.............. https://store.steampowered.com/app/49520/Borderlands_2/

[quartz abyss]

i will guess yalls age

[ember crater]

Caravan Palace is still making music though and i like some of their newer albums.

[kindred vigil]

Goodbye charles

[echo shuttle]

stinky

[quartz abyss]

ew who's jane

[echo shuttle]

@river storm

[river storm]

???

[ember crater]

Damn catching strays

[river storm]

deadass

[wooden cosmos]

Ok diddy blud 💀

[kindred vigil]

zzz comes to Xbox tomorrow do I download it

[ember crater]

Next say who's Seraph

[river storm]

someone’s late

[echo shuttle]

NO WAY ITS THE ANTI DIDDY GUY. Guys this guy is a legend around these parts i swear

[kindred vigil]

I been knew it was coming 💔

[river storm]

well you’re just late on receiving it

[quartz abyss]

IM SORRY I DIDNT SEE UUUU

[candid talon]

hmm i didnt get timed out that time

[ember crater]

This one wants a rat I know it

[kindred vigil]

I don't like Jane doe

[river storm]

well “EW” is crazy either way mamas

[wooden cosmos]

Prepare us. Prepare us to walk the streets of Detroit. We don’t need to go no place else 🪫 🥀

[river storm]

more for me.

[wet herald]

Just got a Switch 2 invite from Nintendo.... hmmmmmmmm

[river storm]

maybe they’ll put holes into your screen too because they staple receipts to the box.

[ember crater]

I cant talk shit, I got Jane Doe

[kindred vigil]

GameStop is doing that

[wet herald]

I saw that, absolutely wild

[echo shuttle]

Listen close to the antididdy guy. He speaks alot wisdom in here but very rarely speaks. He is tough like that

[kindred vigil]

Nintendo always having launch console controversy ✌️💔

[river storm]

that’s like a new level of stupidity honestly.
you don’t have to think very far to realise that ruining the screen with that is a very big possibility.

[kindred vigil]

People who work in game stores r known not to have high iq

[wooden cosmos]

Switch 2 was not necessary

[kindred vigil]

I prefer Rina anyway

[wet herald]

theres just some flimsy cardboard in the box. Aint really nintendos fault that gamestop are stapling shit right on the face of the box tho

Switch 1 is ancient, that tegra cpu aint doin shit anymore

[kindred vigil]

as expected with open world games in ngl

[ember crater]

Both. Both is good

[kindred vigil]

Xbox 360 CPU ✌️💔

[ember crater]

I was aiming to get Rina from the getgo

[kindred vigil]

all I know if I'm playing zzz I'm not turning on my console status

[magic rose]

cry

[kindred vigil]

I hope it doesn't so I can see people complain

[ember crater]

Dont be ashamed Neeyth. Embrace the goon

[kindred vigil]

EMBRACE IS YHE GOON IS INSANE SENTENCING

why was that deleted ❓❓

[magic rose]

mods are doing their jobs

[river storm]

why did they just delete my shit

[wooden cosmos]

Referred to a sexual act

[magic rose]

mods you guys are soooo smart :)

[ember crater]

Jane embraced the goon too much

[kindred vigil]

why was the switch comment and the arc raiders thing deleted what I'm confused

[echo shuttle]

Jane what did you do now?

[glacial bane]

mods mute neeyth for 8 hours so that he can sleep

[kindred vigil]

Do not do that

[ember crater]

Amen

Is jane rip?

[magic rose]

JANE NOOO

[echo shuttle]

@river storm ?

no there is no way we lost jane T_T

[ember crater]

Awe rip

Goodnight Jane

[echo shuttle]

thats wild ngl

[kindred vigil]

yeah I'm good slime

[echo shuttle]

Arc raiders

What will we do if arc raiders isn't tomorrow? that might be tough cause ive been waiting T_T

[glacial bane]

what if marathon released tomorrow

[echo shuttle]

Shiittttt id be hyped to see how the game is.

[kindred vigil]

Mario kart

[echo shuttle]

I heard that the Mario kart sucks because open world is 90% empty. What a shame :/

[ember crater]

I arc on my switch until I raiders twice

[quick drum]

then we play it

[pallid mural]

#system-commands

[glacial bane]

Luigi's Mansion

[wooden cosmos]

It’s no forza horizon that’s for sure

[kindred vigil]

Ur uhh what

[wooden cosmos]

Ts not sigma lil bro

Not tuff whatsoever chopped chin finna Swiss cheese yo ahh syfm

[echo shuttle]

he spitting wisdom with no effort

[kindred vigil]

Say the world ceiling in Portuguese

[wooden cosmos]

She muted twin 😭 ✌️

[glacial bane]

who is jane

[surreal nova]

Yeah I’m doing a bit

[kindred vigil]

She got muted for talking about switch 2 ✌️💔

[ember crater]

Did Charles also get muted?

[kindred vigil]

No he gtg

[ember crater]

Gotcha

[dreamy crow]

i have. my bad for delay. i already had an interview w a new studio but no hopes up. i locked my portfolios i always get offers from crypto minded dudes seeking for specific things. the freelance market wants mostly skyrim noodles and vr avatars

damn... oh shi wait

[surreal nova]

All good man. I wish you luck. Be outcome independent, all you can do is send as many resumes out as possible and polish your portfolio. Are you based in the US?

[mild steppe]

We feast

[dreamy crow]

yea illinois. i also dont like remote working lol its weird. lately i thinks its better to keep it as a hobby and seek other ventures. its not an easy market to get to even as a contractor. work is work of course but it can drain your motivation. im not built for it but i love it

[glacial bane]

what about skibidi NFTs? those would sell like hot cakes

[glacial bane]

it's always good to create art for yourself as well. you don't necessarily need to earn a living doing it

[dreamy crow]

yea im not ethering the skibidi

[quick drum]

methering

[dreamy crow]

yea my music hustle suffered the same outcome but damn i rather work in construction or furnituring . i think anything else helps me feed into that work regardless. here in my garage

[quick drum]

classic, too bad it wasn't his garage lol

[dreamy crow]

but do you know whats more important than my prius in my garage?

[quick drum]

wat

[dreamy crow]

knowledge 🥸

[glacial bane]

there's this odd tendency to put pressure on creative folks to try to make a living out of it if you spend a good amount of time investing in getting good, instead of letting creative folk just enjoy the process and noodle on their own time. people are so work/career-coded, I think it's legit societal brain damage

[vocal summit]

I’m really hoping for a marathon update within the next week

They gotta talk about this sooner or later

[quick drum]

oh u wake?>:)

[glacial bane]

any woke people in chat

[quick drum]

you been yearning that gnosis?:)

[dreamy crow]

its good- i think we all love to do what we love but we also hit heads in creative processes. i think the chaos in most environments can be rewarding to look back to. but when you experience such a colossal sinking . it hurts. whats more difficult in a work environment is not being in the same page artistically takes time to nurture such a team that can really be efficient and make things happen in good balance. but others eh

[quick drum]

you've been hanging in the wronk crowds fr

[glacial bane]

I was talking about society in general. it's either if you invest this amount of time in the creative fields you should pursue it or you can't make a living doing it, you'd better do something else. theres rarely anything in between

[dreamy crow]

damn you reminded me why 2015 to late 2017 was such a peak time

[high orchid]

I've heard the opposite thing from creative folks. I've witnessed a conversation where an artist went on a rant that there's no such thing as talent because if you invest 10 000 hours in anything, you'll be proficient at it. So, instead of cherishing talent, people should just force other people to draw until they git gud. I was banned on that conversation, because the author was not very gud at taking criticism or other opinions. Maybe he should spend 10 000 hours learning that/

[ember crater]

Ive doodled my entire life and they still look like elementary grade doodles

[glacial bane]

my overall point is that doing creative work should first and foremost be fun and enjoyable and nobody gets to tell you what you should do with it

[high orchid]

It's not as much about making a living as about career ceiling. You may make a living from a variety of things, but you can only make a fortune from what is worth a lot.

[high orchid]

Any work, really

[glacial bane]

sure

[high orchid]

Have you tried to draw something specific in a specific style with attention to specific detail?

[dreamy warren]

I've shown some people writing and they've told me to sell custom DND campaign books.... 🗿 My brother in Christmas id need to pay an illustrator

[dreamy crow]

hahahah

[glacial bane]

is that what you want doe

[dreamy warren]

Yes.

[dreamy crow]

he is a troll but hes a damn good writer i swear

[dreamy warren]

I mean I'd enjoy making some side money off of it. My least favorite part of doing all this world building and character writing is when my players don't even read the campaigns background notes or anything and ask me 20000000 "what's this?" "Why is there a crater there?" After I wrote the last 200 years of history into like a nice palatable 4 paragraphs...

[high orchid]

It's hard to keep track of the conversation when I ask one person and I get a reply from another. I have to juggle too much information, it's too stressful

[glacial bane]

I'm not saying people who want commercial success and earn a living doing creative work shouldn't go do that. If that's what you want, Godspeed. but nobody should be able to tell a person what they should do with their talents

[dreamy warren]

Like I make all this stuff so they can do the absolute MOST of their characters and then they say they don't know how to match the character to the setting...and then don't read the stuff that has the exact answer they're looking for💔

[dreamy warren]

...it was one word?

[dreamy crow]

alot of cbd fused convos

[ember crater]

Ive taken art classes in middle school highschool and college and still ended up frustrated. I gave it a good shot

[high orchid]

Well, people telling other people what to do is pretty normal. It starts with parents wanting their kids to make good living, and then it turns into a generational trauma.

[glacial bane]

people love to have opinions don't they and sharing them violently

bro u should...
me: didnt ask bro

[high orchid]

Frustrated with classes or with your own skills?

[dreamy crow]

hahahah

[ocean dragon]

tomorrow they show off the finals season 7 and arc raiders hopefully

[dreamy warren]

How many parents usher their kids to get an art career? I might just not know what's going on cus I came in here towards the end so

[glacial bane]

we're talking about being your authentic self and not falling into peer pressure

[high orchid]

None. They make their kids to be lawiers or doctors, and then kids just apply what their parents taught them to their art careers.

[ocean dragon]

bungies not even appearing tomorrow

[dreamy crow]

thats how i ended up hitting up the za

[glacial bane]

are you one with the universe ✌️

[high orchid]

Don't hit the za, it will hurt

[dreamy crow]

too late im already way up high

[high orchid]

Poor za

[ember crater]

Skills

[high orchid]

Just get the feedback

It's normal to doubt your skills if your only viewer is your own internal critic.

Or at least, decide on what aspect of your skills is frustrating and work on that specifically

[ember crater]

I never improved, same doodle shit as a kid, all throughout.

Its okay I learned 3D modelling meshed (heh) better with me anyways

[dreamy warren]

Guys would it be weird to sit in on my mom writing a will?

Just wondering cus the lawyer acted as if I knew it was happening cus she's using the lawyer I have for closing on the house I'm buying....

And so I text her about the meeting and she's like "oh yeah I was going to ask if he could write up my will, did you want to come?"

Idk if I'm overthinking it but that's kinda an uncomfortable thing to have your son sit in on your will writing no?

[glacial bane]

nah its all good. stuff like that should be more normalized anyway

is ur mom is fine with it it's all good?

[dreamy warren]

Watched my grandpa die... Even tho her and I aren't on good terms I don't think I'm mentally ready to accept my mother's mortality

[dreamy warren]

As far as I know she's healthy. Mentally I know she can handle it... She didn't even originally plan on telling me until the lawyer thought it was a meeting for me and then she invited me to sit in

[glacial bane]

I get that but it's so much better to have things in writing rather than guess when the times comes assuming u have siblings or other family

[compact copper]

Switch 2 is incredible

[quick drum]

too bad no oled on it

[dreamy warren]

🥀

I seen they have cyberpunk on the switch 2

[dreamy warren]

Switch 2 is inedible

[compact copper]

I have the oled switch and a switch 2 and the screen on the 2 still impressed me

Also a vrr 120hz oled screen that small doesn’t exist rn… so that’s why there’s no oled on sw2

[tepid bane]

Big if true.

[glacial bane]

iPhone 16 Pro does 👍

[compact copper]

That screen has a very specific aspect ratio and is made to be used in vertical orientation…..

It’s not a 16:9 aspect ratio 7.9 inch display….

[gleaming sundial]

New Mario kart rules.

[dreamy warren]

We had like 300 switch 2 pre-orders at our store 🥀💔 thank god I don't work in that department anymore with the peons

[gleaming sundial]

You can play as Cow

[tepid bane]

It can be.

[compact copper]

Yup, it can be at a way higher price than 450-499 dollars 😂

I digress, carry on. Hope we see marathon on the switch 2 😌

[dreamy warren]

I miss the simpler days when all we had to do was build more ziggurats

[tepid bane]

Yes, they throw the cheaper displays into such devices.

[lapis granite]

Does it have 200cc on it.

[dreamy warren]

What a selling point 🙏🏻

Actually tho what's so different about the new Mario kart

[lapis granite]

I'm getting a switch 2 next week

[tepid bane]

Absolutely nothing.

[dreamy warren]

Wow 🥀

They really just took that one Xbox racing game and put the Nintendo label over it?

Which game was it again uhhhhh forgor

[quick drum]

how's the new controllers?

[dreamy warren]

Idk anything Nintendo im playing is on an emulator 💔🥀 didn't even use my switch for Nintendo games

[compact copper]

You’re no better than bungie at that point

[magic rose]

M Preg me

[dreamy warren]

I have an OLED switch and an og switch... I used to play: Stardew valley, poken tournament, outer worlds, Lego Star wars... And that's it

[surreal nova]

Yeah it’s definitely the same thing to play a game on an emulator and use art for commercial purposes without accreditation or compensation

[lapis granite]

ew

[compact copper]

Both are stealing regardless of the mental gymnastics you put yourself through 😌

[surreal nova]

Is this an orzi alt

[lapis granite]

who?

[quick drum]

vampire game is good too

[dreamy warren]

What if I have to emulate a game cus it never got an official US release? Like mother 3? Which was entirely translated and emulated by fans...?

[surreal nova]

A server member famous for ew

[thorn plank]

Maybe some stealing is okay

[lapis granite]

oh
no

[dreamy crow]

my heart was stolen and one time my wallet but i only had two dollars

[dreamy warren]

Did I steal your heart

[dreamy crow]

you did. we should celebrate with some karaoke

[ember crater]

Ew

[dreamy warren]

And sushi???

[surreal nova]

It’s not mental gymnastics to recognize these are distinct offenses under current law, with one being drastically worse (as defined by the consequences)

[thorn plank]

the heart and wallet were the same person. you must be a devilish rogue

[dreamy crow]

i dont eat fish but ill ask for noodles

[dreamy warren]

I needed the $2 to buy him a drink so I could use it as an in to steal his heart

[dreamy crow]

damn

[lapis granite]

what games do I get with the switch 2

[quick drum]

🚔 Somebody emulating games? 👮

[dreamy warren]

My favorite sushi place also has all you can eat soup, rice, and yakatori

[dreamy crow]

metroid 4

[thorn plank]

all of them if you wait a week or two

[dreamy crow]

mariokaw weerld

[dreamy warren]

And other dishes but I mainly go for the sushi ❤️

[lapis granite]

Mario Kart world doesn't have 200cc skip

[kindred vigil]

Switch 2 launch content drought gonna hit like switch 1 launch content drought

[surreal nova]

I didn’t actually think you were I just thought it was funny. Man my jokes really aren’t landing today

[dreamy crow]

it has a cow though

[lapis granite]

Utter skip dude

[surreal nova]

This is…unbearable…

[dreamy warren]

PS3 ain't got no games

[kindred vigil]

Bear pun!

[lapis granite]

DC gimme 200cc

[dreamy crow]

damn i wish i had a ps3 so i could play kz2 online

[kindred vigil]

kz is offline forever tho

[lapis granite]

okay that's funny

[dreamy crow]

nah theres a community

[thorn plank]

Oh no, Subag is writing a moralizing mega response

[surreal nova]

Wait does it actually not? What a goofball decision

[dreamy warren]

Coworker said the only thing that could possibly ever convince him to buy a switch 2 is duskbloods

[surreal nova]

Thank you for breaking my losing streak

[compact copper]

Sigh

[lapis granite]

DUSKBLOODS RAHHHHHHHHHHH

[lapis granite]

It does not.

[compact copper]

They are literally releasing a brand new game every single month for the rest of the year…………….

[surreal nova]

Wasn’t this game revealed to be some awful genre

[surreal nova]

Worse than the time they got rid of Mewtwo from smash

[compact copper]

Switch 2 haters are gonna feel dumb when Nintendo talks about numbers

[thorn plank]

Oh no, subeg keeps deleting and retyping. Subeg has been overcome with apoplexy

[dreamy warren]

Amazing response when you don't have anything else to argue. Bravo sir 👏🏻

[compact copper]

You don’t know me.

[dreamy warren]

Idk. He just said it. It's supposed to be a souls like. Made by fromsoft so I'd assume it'd be nothing too bad... Hopefully

[thorn plank]

I'm just commentating. Pretend I'm not here

[lapis granite]

It's a souls GAME

[dreamy warren]

I'm Ganna feel dumb that I didn't buy something that I wouldn't use... Cus other people did?

[lapis granite]

IT'S MADE BY FROMSOFT ITS A SOULS GAME

[surreal nova]

It’s an 8 player multiplayer action game…

[kindred vigil]

*nervous gulp * fuck that doesn't fit my narrative!!

[compact copper]

If one person steals 30 dollars, and the other person steals 100 dollars. They are both stealing money

[dreamy warren]

I didn't hear about it at all until he just said it and all he said was it's a fromsoft game and I call souls like a genre 🥀

[compact copper]

😆

[dreamy warren]

I emulate games you can't even PURCHASE therefore it's $0

[surreal nova]

Some guy: I shoplifted a Burt’s bees chapstick once
You: you’re no better than Bernie Madoff. I am very smart

[dreamy crow]

what about strand type games? yall ever played katamri damacy?

[compact copper]

Y’all are a reflection of the same thing you guys hate on

[dreamy warren]

What do I hate on

[echo shuttle]

You guys are all stinky :3

[compact copper]

I have spoken

[dreamy warren]

Bros just saying words at this point 💔

[kindred vigil]

Hop on warts legacy switch 2

[thorn plank]

And 100 dollars is mroe than 30 dollars. Also, some people are stealing 100 dollars from a millionaire and some people are stealing 30 dollars from someone with 100 dollars in their bank account. Are you trying to argue that there's no argument for relative impact?

[surreal nova]

Man, I bought this giant ass watermelon but I have to cut it up and store it and it’s SUCH a pain. I love watermelon but this is too much work

[echo shuttle]

I should just rename to standonmylap

[dreamy crow]

natural repellent

[dreamy warren]

Spoken nonsense 🥀

🗿 bro genuinely does not have any comeback to say

[dreamy crow]

splitgate 2 is not bad but. feels so empty w bots

[thorn plank]

"Sit up, stand up, sit or stand on my lap"

• Bomb Marbley

[surreal nova]

Wait what? Why are there bots?

[chilly crag]

guys we should really be stealing everything except our hit game Marathon out 23 September

[dreamy crow]

maybe people are just settling down i suppose

[dreamy warren]

Char was talking about having to do a 1v4 with a team of bots 💔 as the enemy was a 4 stack

[surreal nova]

Is that an official sekgen recommendation

[dreamy crow]

yea its rought

[surreal nova]

What happened to all the sekgen roleplay you guys used to do? I miss it

[chilly crag]

Sekiguchi Genetics says Steal Everything

[echo shuttle]

Like actually bots or calling people bots?

[dreamy warren]

Actual bots

[dreamy crow]

i think maybe itll have more player on a weekend

[surreal nova]

That’s odd. I play during most evenings PST and I’ve never seen bots unless a player leaves mid game

[dreamy warren]

There's no backfill... If someone leaves a bot gets put in their place

[thorn plank]

Steal your parents credit card to pay for cosmetics in Bungie's next hit live service extraction shooter, Marathon, out this Fall on PC, XBox, Playstation, and Nintendo consoles

[chilly crag]

Can’t do embeds anymore in this channel so can’t post all the ads or stuff like that :(

[echo shuttle]

Wait why do they have bots in the game? Is it not doing well?

[dreamy crow]

nah real bot replacing players. just to help fill a lobby

[kindred vigil]

No image perms to roleplay

[chilly crag]

Exactly you get it

[dreamy warren]

@echo shuttle

[dreamy warren]

We've been saved

[gleaming sundial]

Free roam, new maps, different race modes. It’s fun.

[surreal nova]

They don’t want to backfill players into an ongoing game, which is an interesting but strange choice for non-competitive game modes. So they replace the lost players with bots

[chilly crag]

I still make Sekiguchi propaganda I just have nowhere to put it except reddit 😔😔

[dreamy warren]

So again... Just Forza with Nintendo skin slapped on...?

[surreal nova]

Awww man. The furries have cost us everything

[kindred vigil]

Aren't u one

[gleaming sundial]

If you want to be that simple and reductive.

[dreamy warren]

Forza lets me play as hot wheels 🗿 why would I play as a cow

[echo shuttle]

Non comp games i feel like its whatever and should back fill but obviously not ranked

[gleaming sundial]

Because Cow

[surreal nova]

WHAT? When did you add this to my lore?

[dreamy warren]

But hot wheels

[kindred vigil]

Just right now

[surreal nova]

I was starting to regret telling everyone you’re a 14 year old white boy but no more

[echo shuttle]

Havnt played split gate so not much to say on it tho

[gleaming sundial]

Cow > Hotwheels

[chilly crag]

Mario Horizon 5 where Mario is in the scenic views of Ohio

[kindred vigil]

Every game SUCKS! Besides the ones I like ofc 🙂

[dreamy warren]

You're literally a bear that makes bear puns 🤨

[compact copper]

I’m in the gym bud

[echo shuttle]

Bear fists?

[dreamy warren]

As a dairy farmer that's just not true

[thorn plank]

Every game sucks except for Marathon, hitting all platforms this September

[dreamy crow]

its not bad at all . feels good to play more polished more refined style. same old sg

[quick drum]

best game of the year: m a r a t h o n

[dreamy warren]

Playing your switch 2 in there?

[kindred vigil]

Y'all gonna bait out the arc raider fans

[echo shuttle]

How much is a switch 2?

[surreal nova]

Yeah but I don’t like put on a bear suit and make bear noises

[gleaming sundial]

Yeah 4K docked looks really nice.

[chilly crag]

We need to all become Marathon shills as hard as possible so that people can say we are being paid by bungie (we are not)

[kindred vigil]

450 minium.usd without tax

[dreamy warren]

You have a bear pfp 🤨

[surreal nova]

Well, sometimes I make noises that sound like a bear but that’s more of a coincidence

[empty hill]

how is forza at all like mario kart bro

[echo shuttle]

Is it worth or meh?

[kindred vigil]

That's entirely on u

[compact copper]

your mom told me to tell you she says hi btw

[dreamy warren]

The open world shit is the exact same 🥀

[surreal nova]

I could just be a werebear, that’s not a furry thing

[thorn plank]

They're both full of premium zoomies

[echo shuttle]

I mean is it actually better than the og one?

[gleaming sundial]

There’s not many new games at all right now which is kind of weird for a Nintendo launch.

[dreamy warren]

Bros gatta be 14 💔

[empty hill]

skyrim is literally tarkov 😳

[kindred vigil]

100x in terms of power and specs and everything hell yeah

Game wise, not much has released yet but the performance is a crazy increase

[dreamy warren]

It most definitely is

[surreal nova]

Both games involve throwing banana peels to disrupt other players

[gleaming sundial]

Yeah it runs 4K while docked.

[thorn plank]

no you did NOT just call out his mom like that. HOLD ME BACK

[chilly crag]

I really want Forza horizon 6 I love the Forza games

[echo shuttle]

Mmmm gotcha

[dreamy warren]

Watch footage of both games side by side and tell me it's not the same thing PLEASE

[kindred vigil]

I hope Forza 6 doesn't happen #spite

[dreamy crow]

im thinking if i should waste time playing games like bfv or neotokyo. or cook food