Night City Braindancers

[humble matrix]

LIGHT OUUUUTTT

IS THIS WHO YOU REEEEAAAAALLYY AAAAAARREEE

[gusty meteor]

A thing of beauty, I know..
Will never fade away..

[potent flame]

https://i.imgur.com/LGaNFtZ.png

so many fucking hours on this game

[brittle fossil]

[urban condor]

Maybe is time

[brittle fossil]

i'm also at that point, for the past 2 weeks almost

still gonna do every single side quest and gig before i meet Hanako

[potent flame]

just got to that point

https://i.imgur.com/Ns2DvNG.png

every other gig and job and questline done

[urban condor]

I'm just tidying up all the other main side quests

apart from river

fuck him

[potent flame]

kiss him

he sends cute family photos

[gusty meteor]

river is based

[urban condor]

No

I'm goin scuba divin with judy

[brittle fossil]

river is gay

my V doesnt roll that way

he was forcing it on me

no kiss for River

[potent flame]

uhm

[urban condor]

I think river will just bang anyone

[brittle fossil]

she's got them new implants

[potent flame]

i kinda like this new clip feature

[brittle fossil]

what is it?

discord stuff?

[potent flame]

yeah

[brittle fossil]

!rm 9h discord clip feature

[dry abyss]

Alright myz, I'll remind you about discord clip feature in 9 hours. ID: 62093001

[brittle fossil]

overlay needs to be active i suppose

[potent flame]

nah

just need to stream

https://i.imgur.com/leoJgv6.png

stream in a server you set up just for this

fastest clipping

[gusty meteor]

but why..

just use shadowplay

[brittle fossil]

i used to, but it had a big performance impact in cyberpunk for some reason

so i turned it off

and its pretty nice that the clip links to discord automatically

instead of having to import the clip in a video editor, cutting off the useless stuff and then uploading it to youtube if it's too large for discord

[gusty meteor]

Streaming to discord probably has a higher impact on performance, but that’s just me guessing

[brittle fossil]

[potent flame]

i dont know what shadowplay is

[warm veldt]

Nvidias clip thingy

[potent flame]

oh its that nvidia malware

yeah nothx

[gusty meteor]

better to set up a server just for streaming so I can clip stuff

[brittle fossil]

wdym you dont have a server already?

5 emoji servers and counting

[potent flame]

Noooo that's so much effort

[dusky osprey]

Why do people call nvidia malware

[humble matrix]

hä

[warm veldt]

Aco is very old

He can't into computers

[humble matrix]

[potent flame]

If I want to record my screen I have to setup my Sony handy cam

[humble matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/caught-in-144p-caught-in144p-old-camera-gif-26005066

[potent flame]

Funny thing tho old 16mm is way higher Def than all online content

[humble matrix]

we have devolved

[warm veldt]

The industrial revolution has been a disaster for the human race

[brittle fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/monke-monkey-monke-army-monke-swag-buy-gif-20219369

let's return to monke

[humble matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/monke-monkey-friday-gif-20298992

it is friday...

[brittle fossil]

almost done working

[warm veldt]

2 hours to go

[brittle fossil]

gotta save our CFO's career before i can game

man fucked up bad

[humble matrix]

what he do

[brittle fossil]

i created our reporting 3y ago in PowerBI, when he came in 1y ago he didnt like PowerBI and he created his own system for financial reporting

Auditors today discovered that his data is all kinds of wrong

his calculated metrics and tables aren't correct, so the P&L that he's reporting to our shareholder every month was incorrect

[humble matrix]

myz CFO soon

[brittle fossil]

no i'm no finance guy

i do product, partnerships and analytics

i'm the bitch ass

[humble matrix]

[brittle fossil]

and i kinda dont feel sorry, this guy has been meddling with everything for the past year, especially shit he doesnt know a thing about

if he instead focused on finance and especially controlling processes we wouldnt be here now

so maybe i just log off and pretend i never saw that e-mail until monday morning

[humble matrix]

do it

[brittle fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-gif-20530397

[urban condor]

If you're gonna send an email like that on friday PM, you better have the decency to follow it up with a call and beg

I send one of our contractors an absolute torpedo of an email this afternoon. They have to redo some 2m worth of work on a site we have which is all their profit from multiple months worth of work and then some

[potent flame]

Should've delivered proper work then

Simple as

[humble matrix]

[urban condor]

My thoughts exactly

They managed to put in a 100m long run of sewer that flows backwards because they fucked up the level of the manhole in the middle

Issue is that means the pipes that go in and out of it also need to be reset back to the upstream and downstream manhole. All of the sewer is now covered by road construction

[potent flame]

Dumbfucks

[potent flame]

https://i.imgur.com/7U8x331.png

[warm veldt]

Best ending

[potent flame]

Or the dlc one I guess

[warm veldt]

Dlc ending i got was fucking awful

[potent flame]

|| fuck over poopbird and fly off with the US government who will cure you? ||

[warm veldt]

Yes

[potent flame]

😦

Yeah that post ending is rough

[gusty meteor]

Best ending

[urban condor]

Being normal is worst ending

Don't @ me

[gusty meteor]

what do you mean by being normal

[humble matrix]

being a ganic cuck

full borg is the way

[brittle fossil]

[gusty meteor]

you're wrong

[azure canyon]

best ending is leaving the city with panam

worst ending is anything else

simple as

[humble matrix]

judy*

[azure canyon]

🤨

[brittle fossil]

do i finish the DLC today

or do more side quests and gigs

[brittle fossil]

these car delivery mission rewards are nuts

[limpid sentinel]

yes

[urban condor]

Everyone moves on without you and you have no implants so cant be a merc. Why live

[warm veldt]

yeah thats the ending i got

its depressing as fuck

[gusty meteor]

at least I live

[potent flame]

Yeah but

Maybe the true Canon ending is v blowing his brains out

[humble matrix]

big if true

[brittle fossil]

[humble matrix]

[brittle fossil]

[humble matrix]

wtf is that

[brittle fossil]

anubis statue in dogtown

fell down a crack and he was there

near the piramid

[humble matrix]

ohh

[warm veldt]

[brittle fossil]

me and my new scav fren

[brittle fossil]

damn Mr. Hands gigs in Dogtown are great

these are proper sidequest quality

[brittle fossil]

hope this spaceship plays a role in the MSQ?

[warm veldt]

What does msq mean

[humble matrix]

main story quest

[gusty meteor]

miso soup quick

[warm veldt]

Yes pls

[brittle fossil]

[brittle fossil]

Chrooooome

[urban condor]

I actually dont know how you could ever not use cyberdick

[brittle fossil]

cyber-what now

game decided its time to sleep

[humble matrix]

sandevistan

[brittle fossil]

netrunning makes the game a joke, i wonder if other playstyles are this nutty

i just hack a camera and take out everyone in a base in like 30 sec

[humble matrix]

sandi playstyle is def nutty

[brittle fossil]

then loot the place and gone

[humble matrix]

go katana

[brittle fossil]

yeah thats the next playthrough if i ever get around to it

probably not

[urban condor]

Which hack do you use for actually doing dammies

[brittle fossil]

i only use 3 hacks pretty much:

• sonic shock to avoid tracking
• cyberware malfunction for a damage amp
• shock (whatever its named)

this kills everyone

skull enemies might need 2 shocks and most grunts die without cyberware malfunction

[urban condor]

I enjoyed fisting but it definitely felt balanced at best. Supporting it with hacks to kill distant people was needed

[urban condor]

[brittle fossil]

this combo pretty much

forgot the name of short circuit

short circuit is so nasty

it oneshots all grunts without cyberware malfunction at tier 5

bosses is pretty much

• malfunction x2
• spam short circuit

i think cyberpsycho's die in 3 short circuits

which is basically instantaneous

[humble matrix]

yeep

[urban condor]

I went simple mode and just slotted a R5 overheat for people a long way away

Then went back to manmoding

[brittle fossil]

Man I don’t want to side with ||Reed|| just to avoid the Alien Isolation mission

[urban condor]

That did look spooky scary

[brittle fossil]

I hate that kind of stuff and this mission is like 30 minutes of it

[gusty meteor]

Sandi with throwing knives is pretty strong and fun

[warm veldt]

Ur strong and fun

[gusty meteor]

😳

[limpid sentinel]

I only fuck judy noy pan

[brittle fossil]

[brittle fossil]

think they have trauma team coverage?

[brittle fossil]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chessmen_of_Mars

the John Carter story

[humble matrix]

[brittle fossil]

There are so many wicked details in this game

Handcrafted by some Polak

[warm veldt]

[humble matrix]

do you think david got a mister stud

[gusty meteor]

fo sho

[brittle fossil]

20/20/20 im done

now just some side perks

[humble matrix]

i recommend reflex

[brittle fossil]

yeee

[potent flame]

4 cool

Aka turboloser

[azure canyon]

@dusky osprey u playing yet

or are you a gonk

[humble matrix]

deffo gonk

[azure canyon]

110% gonk

[humble matrix]

cool?

-1

[dusky osprey]

gonked up for sure

I got rage baited into level a mage in wow hc

[humble matrix]

[brittle fossil]

ok what kind of sucks is that certain side missions have scripted Johnny dialogue and its clear you're meant to do these early in the game

im getting Johnny dialogue now that is completely out of place

[brittle fossil]

these missions

[humble matrix]

[urban condor]

"I drive"

https://tenor.com/view/i-drive-drive-my-car-gif-7675608

[azure canyon]

man livin in night city would suck

[gusty meteor]

just doing the so mi mission with robot

shits spooky

[humble matrix]

ai from beyond the blackwall

[gusty meteor]

can kill a whole maxtec squad, but not one stupid robot

[brittle fossil]

[brittle fossil]

i think its the best path story-wise but man it sucks

[gusty meteor]

it's fine, not that scary

[humble matrix]

pain

i think if i was male v i go sigma route

but as female v i went simp route

[gusty meteor]

you are a simple error

[humble matrix]

[gusty meteor]

🤖

[brittle fossil]

this car goddamn

feeling like david hasselhoff in the 80s

[gusty meteor]

fuck man why are all the choices so depressing

[dusky osprey]

No one wins in night city

or something like that idk haven't played the game

[brittle fossil]

bought a few cars

almost have them all

[humble matrix]

gulp

[gusty meteor]

someone rammed into me and now I can't finish???

[potent flame]

Sounds like your sex life

[potent flame]

Had the same thing. Have fun doing the race again 🙂

[humble matrix]

🙂

[gusty meteor]

I hate racing

why'd they have to do this

[brittle fossil]

i love racing

some would even call me a rac-

[gusty meteor]

a .. ?

[potent flame]

A raccoom

[brittle fossil]

almost done

rest is dogtown

2 of those i wont do because it means i'll lose a cool item

[gusty meteor]

wdym

[brittle fossil]

this makes you lose Skippy

[gusty meteor]

oh I still haven’t done that

[brittle fossil]

maybe i'll end up doing it if there's an achievement for all quests, gigs and side quests completed

but not until i go to Embers to talk with Hanako

[gusty meteor]

Do you even use skippy lol

[brittle fossil]

used it for a long time

not anymore

those are my jam

need to craft my chimera core into a good attachment for the SMG

this one, goddamn

[brittle fossil]

was reading some steam reviews for the game

682 hours played

like i have 103 and i feel like i can squeeze out another 30-40 hours if i want to do absolutely everything, but then I will have almost 100%'d the game

what do you do to log close to 700 hours in Cyberpunk

133-143 hours played will be my most played Steam game of all time as well

227 hours played negative review

[humble matrix]

? ? ? ? ? ?

damn 140 hrs top game?

idk what my top game is

prob ff14

[gusty meteor]

mine is bg3

[humble matrix]

[urban condor]

Mines 8k

[humble matrix]

wtf

oh poe?

[urban condor]

Ye

[humble matrix]

classic

[urban condor]

I think I have more hours in that than wow now

[gusty meteor]

Jesus

[urban condor]

Poe good

[brittle fossil]

i dont play many steam games

and thank fuck

dont want to know my time played in PoE or WoW or CoD

definitely over 1000 days played in wow

[humble matrix]

gulp

[gusty meteor]

[brittle fossil]

i quit 2y ago its ok

[potent flame]

Civ5

[brittle fossil]

think i'm definitely 10k hours into PoE as well

or maybe 7-8k at minimum

[potent flame]

combined with

https://i.imgur.com/LiRcg3Q.png

[humble matrix]

tf2

[potent flame]

2fort

[humble matrix]

[urban condor]

My dota tally is like 6k hours

And I've not played that in 5+ years

[potent flame]

think my dota1 and lol total hours would be a bit more insane

[humble matrix]

dave gaming hard

[brittle fossil]

damn

big gamer energy

[urban condor]

Sure it's that

And not a wasted 20's xd

Tbf I put up a lot of the Poe hours over lockdowns

[humble matrix]

what about the dota and wow

[urban condor]

Wow I don't actually know how many hours I have

A lot was the first year of legion

And then I've been playing steadily since CN came out

And dota was all I played while at uni

I was not a good student

[brittle fossil]

Oh shit. That’s an accidental super react

[humble matrix]

i give you a super chortle

[humble matrix]

cdeez nuts?

[brittle fossil]

Love this

[potent flame]

Antwerpen?

[brittle fossil]

Nah, Gent where I work

Some accident. Complete gridlock

Lots of Dutch traffic

Border workers

[potent flame]

So home in 51 minutes

Oh nvm 30 minute looking for a parking spot

Then walking 50 minutes back to home

Then straight to bed so you can be prepared for the three hour commute tomorrow

[brittle fossil]

Just got a spot. Left work at 5.30

[warm veldt]

[brittle fossil]

It be what it be

[gusty meteor]

pain is what it be

[brittle fossil]

no pain no gain

[humble matrix]

2 johnny's

[gusty meteor]

god damn

[brittle fossil]

[brittle fossil]

chatgpt can talk like a cyberpunk gangoon

[humble matrix]

"but we aint no scrublords"

[gusty meteor]

bruh

[brittle fossil]

https://youtu.be/_iLVM8cqjkg?si=3jmR1D_aT7AZXciW

He’s Johnny irl

[humble matrix]

bro the way he talks

luv keanu

[warm veldt]

[brittle fossil]

Love this guy

He’s real

Man likes guitars, motorcycles and acting

[humble matrix]

do you think his parents are cool

[brittle fossil]

Cool kids always have one cool parent

I’m gonna say a loving mom and pogging dad

[gusty meteor]

Keanu has his own motorcycle company

that's pretty badass

[brittle fossil]

Plays in a little dad rock band with his friends from 30 years ago

He’s the future me, except for the millions and pretty much everything else

https://youtu.be/KuAlV6qXD2c?si=VCXCaMnlhIZHohcs

[humble matrix]

[brittle fossil]

ok this weekend we finish cyberpunk

gonna keep an older save to maybe go back and finish off all the sidecontent

[brittle fossil]

small 9.5gb update

for cyberpunk

[warm veldt]

Waddaheck

[brittle fossil]

Kerry's questline might be the best

[warm veldt]

its good

[humble matrix]

love that one

[brittle fossil]

these textures when you look at the road from a penthouse

[warm veldt]

[brittle fossil]

the FOV feels off since the update

its still on 95 like it was before

maybe im tripping

ok just had to reboot

eh sir

[humble matrix]

[brittle fossil]

just saw a robot give a lapdance to another robot

[humble matrix]

that shit was funny

[brittle fossil]

[humble matrix]

[brittle fossil]

lmao love how you can just bully your way past almost everything with 20 in Body

[humble matrix]

[potent flame]

Wait till you box him

[brittle fossil]

[warm veldt]