CRPGang

[foggy valve]

There will definitely be a canon ending because forgotten realms timeline has to go forward in future campaign books

that may or may not reference events

[wild nexus]

true

i thought some of the stuff they let larian do was kinda crazy

like ||the emperor lore ||

[modest musk]

the only thing that really would have any weight is if the netherbrain is taken control of our not and I think that coudl be handwaved

[foggy valve]

yeah but i could see them be like

ayo remember that thing happening?

or like remnants of the robo guards

regardless, i think there will a canon ending in the eyes of wotc

D&D movie 2 being a larian character movie

[wild nexus]

true

there was an adventure module they released that was a prequel to bg3 technically

and it must have a canon ending because zariel is still an archdevil in bg3

maybe i should run that module

[sharp vault]

6e is coming out soon right

[foggy valve]

They're playtesting it yeah

called One D&D

[sharp vault]

ah yes, the final D&D edition just like Windows 8/10 were the final Windows releases..

[foggy valve]

Probably more like 5.5 like 3.5 was but

[sharp vault]

What does a new edition introduce? New rules? Same rules but new spells?

[foggy valve]

New rules yeah

I guess potentially a few new spells but generally just tweaks to how some work / how many reagents they cost

Actually theres a pretty big change in that spells are no longer class based but more element based

but its like the most longlived beta

they make some changes, playtest it for months, and then more changes

so its a slowburn

[wild nexus]

i enjoy 5e

https://dndbeyond-support.wizards.com/hc/en-us/articles/8609273323156-One-D-D-FAQ
@sharp vault

should answer most questions abt it

[sharp vault]

Very cool

Might play it for the first time end of this month with a guildie DM'ing

[wild nexus]

have fun

[exotic kayak]

never actually played DnD maybe I should try it

[wild nexus]

its pretty fun if everyone at least puts forth the effort to learn how combat works

bc thats typically what can slog a session down

bg3 is a good primer to learn how combat works

its pretty similar to how it would play out on table

[exotic kayak]

yeah bg3 combat is pretty intuitive and I assumed that DnD works similarly ye

[wild nexus]

u just gotta do your own math and keep track of things

[exotic kayak]

the ol pen and paper xD

[wild nexus]

if you got the deluxe edition of bg3 there are character sheets for the origin characters in the files

[foggy valve]

I miss 3.5...

It was so good...

5E is pretty good to start on though, theres a lot of really insane online DM'ing tools too

[modest musk]

remember 4e...

[wild nexus]

isnt that what pf is for

[wild nexus]

i started in 5e but no1 talks about 4e fondly apparently

[sharp vault]

You'd think it just gets better and better? What became worse since?

[wild nexus]

4e happened apparently

[foggy valve]

Yeah 4e

[wild nexus]

apparently made dnd more of a minis game

than a ttrpg

[foggy valve]

For me, 5e became a much less deep game

A lot of things were simplified - which makes a lot of sense I guess, because it was getting... pretty insane with all the rulebooks

[modest musk]

yeah 3.5 was a bit too daunting

[sharp vault]

Question: why not "release" a "beta" of One DND online and let people playtest it? Like, most of the game happens in people's heads right..

[modest musk]

but 4e was tryig to makie it an mmo kind of

[modest musk]

they did that last year

honestly i think moving forward it's gonna be a bit weird for like phb cause with how the internet is now it's literally so easy to just post errata online or for ppl to homebrew and share

and ppl dont want to buy a ton of cool supplmenetal rule book sand then have it get obsolete with a new edition

[foggy valve]

https://www.dndbeyond.com/sources/ua playtest material

on the topic of 3.5e, it's alost just because i played a looot of 3.5e when i was younger

and our group kinda fell apart after we transitioned to 4e

[wild nexus]

[foggy valve]

still speak to almost everyone dont have time anymore to set things up

[wild nexus]

sadge

[foggy valve]

and we were in a good flow of once a week

which is hard to start again lmao

[wild nexus]

i think im going to run stuff for my friend group

potentially weekly

[foggy valve]

finding a person willing to DM is always the hardest so if u wanna do that ur golden

[wild nexus]

perhaps biweekly

[foggy valve]

then it should be easier to get people on discord to vibe

[wild nexus]

its tough bc

i kinda have to, no one else is willing

[foggy valve]

yeah classic

[wild nexus]

maybe like one other is

[foggy valve]

its hard though

but i guess with the premade campaigns

you're kinda chillin

[wild nexus]

yea ive been collecting the books

i like having em

[foggy valve]

a danish comedian used to run big campaigns in his own universe

and he had like 4 different campaigns that would intertwine

but he put it on pause for now

[wild nexus]

damn

[foggy valve]

was like weekly podcasts but they also recorded some for a tv show

[wild nexus]

i was considering watching critical role but

idk seems too long

idk if its any good either or just for normies

[foggy valve]

its really long

somewhat recently started new campaign but yeah is long

only watched a few eps of that new one

[wild nexus]

is it decent as audio only?

[foggy valve]

yeah i think that works perfectly fine

the people playing are prettym uch all VAs

[wild nexus]

i tried watching a session from that dimension 20 or whatever

[sharp vault]

I got it into critical role recently and I've just accepted I will never get through it

[wild nexus]

that dm is too much for me

[sharp vault]

im on episode 3 of campaign 2

each episode being a good 4 hours

[wild nexus]

yea its phat

[sharp vault]

and there are like what

150-200?

could they not be as good if they were 50? I guess I will have to get 50 episodes deep to know.

[wild nexus]

50 4hour long episodes

[foggy valve]

just as long as one doesnt expect your own campaign to be mini critical role

Normal human DND sessions are a lot less RP'ing and some more time in combat as you progress

[sharp vault]

Ye that's fine

[foggy valve]

which is probably my one gripe sometimes with CR

okay you've talked with the robot for 2 hours now

i dont want to listen to it anymore

[modest musk]

https://twitter.com/larianstudios/status/1699095520218689795?s=20

Larian Studios (@larianstudios)

Hotfix #5 is now live for BG3 on PC & PS5!

Minthara lovers, your ship has come in: among other fixes, this hotfix unlocks dialogue that allows you to deepen your relationship with everyone’s favourite(?) ruthless Oath of Vengeance Paladin.

Read more: https://t.co/MPjmNfsgWr

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edgy goobers stay winning

[wild nexus]

pog

[exotic kayak]

@dusky shale coomin rn

[wild nexus]

i was just about to add her to my party

[dusky shale]

guess ill have to buy the game

[wild nexus]

wait...

[exotic kayak]

[wild nexus]

hes evil in and out of game...

[dusky shale]

[tawdry glacier]

ghost is everything that is wrong in this world

[modest musk]

belgian

i was gonna download the minthara mod so you dont have to be a fucking twat and kill a bunch of innocent refugees

[tawdry glacier]

they call me the misty stepper

[modest musk]

I love misty step

doenst provoke opportunity

[tawdry glacier]

now imagine having 3 while 2 are on a short rest

[modest musk]

1 racial, 1 necklace, 1 class?

[exotic kayak]

racial misty step?

[tawdry glacier]

1 racial, 1 necklace, 1 boots

[wild nexus]

gith

[tawdry glacier]

githyanki

[wild nexus]

imagine if he was a lock too

[exotic kayak]

[wild nexus]

4 misty steps and ebin blast

[exotic kayak]

think next playthrough has to be evil lock

ebin blast fools

and get minthara

[tawdry glacier]

why would a lock need so many misty steps

[wild nexus]

my evil playthrough will have 2 locks maybe

style points

[modest musk]

4 warlocks

fuck it

[exotic kayak]

you and will just 2 bros sitting in a hot tub 10ft apart tho ofc

[wild nexus]

me as a a sorlock, and minthara as a lockadin

[modest musk]

4 hungers covering the battle field, 4 agonizing blasts

[exotic kayak]

wait

[tawdry glacier]

[exotic kayak]

just realised that doesn't work

[modest musk]

@sharp vault I think the real "hardcore" tact run would be instead of the thing you linked earlier woudl just be not using aoe spells or cc

so no darkness, no hold person, etc

[wild nexus]

imagine playing tennis with a goblin and some repelling blasts

[sharp vault]

On one hand, yes

on the other hand

without CC and AoE spells, where is the skill exactly

[exotic kayak]

4 assassins and a dream

[modest musk]

I mean, where's the skill in placing a giant darkness cloud

or rather where's the skill in hold person

[tawdry glacier]

it's not like that's gonna save you

[sharp vault]

placing it appropriately, making sure enemies stay in it, setting combos up..

[tawdry glacier]

hold person doesn't have 100% hit chance

[modest musk]

i think the AI just can't handle spike growth or things like that

even setting up a choke point it just walks right through when it would make more sense to stand still

[wild nexus]

blade barrier makes ai's go tismo mode

[twilit raft]

Why not

[tawdry glacier]

because it's stupid

[modest musk]

not for the last gauntle tin the game

[wild nexus]

true

[exotic kayak]

fuck it we ball

[wild nexus]

im a balanced enjoyer

[exotic kayak]

understandable

I'm gonna do evil and bang minthara I think

[wild nexus]

thats what im doin

i downloaded that party cap increase too

so i can have astarion, laezel, minthara, and shadowcute (madatory)

[exotic kayak]

shadowcute do be mandatory in every playthrough

might fuck around and do a durge playthrough at some point too

[wild nexus]

thats what im playing as yea

its definitely interesting i would play it

[exotic kayak]

yeah it seems cool

[wild nexus]

has a bunch of cool cutscenes and different characters

[modest musk]

tact is EASY

[wild nexus]

sir I'm playing a dating sim

[tawdry glacier]

durge is cool, trying to stay nice this playthrough and embrace the evil next one

[tawdry glacier]

I feel like I’m having less issues now playing on tact, but maybe my party is just better

[exotic kayak]

playing as durge but good sounds interesting

[modest musk]

i think once you know how the game works a bit tact isnt so bad

and hten once you hit level 5 it gets better too

[tawdry glacier]

yeah

[twilit raft]

Act 1 is fun tact

Go Bo assault where you kill mintarda is rly good

After that it's barely noticeable

[tawdry glacier]

I’ve always killed everyone in the goblin hideout

might have to try that out next time

[twilit raft]

[modest musk]

@tawdry glacier man....

Got to underdark in my ranger and now I feel like I'd rather be playing an elf druid

[potent hamlet]

God I want her to step on me

[wild nexus]

[wild nexus]

bros i bought curse of strahd revamped...

[modest musk]

pics

[wild nexus]

@modest musk

the huge picture of strahd that doubles as his stat block goes HARD

[modest musk]

thats dope as fuck wtf

[wild nexus]

comes with post cards from the different areas of the game

huge LAMINATED map of barovia and castle ravenloft

dm screen too

its dope

[modest musk]

post dice

mine are alliance colors

[wild nexus]

i need to find my dice

[tawdry glacier]

why

did you find the fish people

[modest musk]

i just realized all my ranger does is mostly attack and sometimes use spike growth

like no different than a fighter

and the animnal companion does some things sometimes

[tawdry glacier]

Is that a bad thing

[foggy valve]

Time to make Human male fighter as god Intended

[tawdry glacier]

[modest musk]

i mean if i play like a fighter might as well just be a fighter for all the extra feats and manuevers and stuff

[tawdry glacier]

I think you should play a bardlock

or a swords bard

[foggy valve]

Doolbee gonna be on 4th restart before we know it

[modest musk]

its true

[foggy valve]

Doomed to never leave act1 again

[tawdry glacier]

good thing you can respec

[modest musk]

a tiefling druid...

nonsense

only works if I am sophia lillis

[foggy valve]

Relevant to channel name

[modest musk]

im gale

[tawdry glacier]

no that’s me

[modest musk]

have you accepetd ur bald

[tawdry glacier]

perhaps

[foggy valve]

@wild nexus gonna need an official shadowcute appreciator rating here

https://twitter.com/peachfantasia/status/1699113182948655304

eliza 🐰 @ P8S part 2 (@peachfantasia)

larian didn’t have to give shadowheart a cute mole on her buttcheek but they did and i thank them for that

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Twitter · Sep 5, 2023, 5:32 PM

[modest musk]

How do ppl make mods for bg3

Hmm

[tawdry glacier]

wdym lol

[tawdry glacier]

is there any way to not auto equip the returning pike

[foggy valve]

Vendor it

[tawdry glacier]

fuck youuu

[wild nexus]

i have not seen the buttcheek mole

[silver junco]

noice next campaign I'm leading is gonna be grim hollow. Just waiting on the fables to ship

[wild nexus]

ive heard good things about grim hollow

[silver junco]

ye its really high effort what those guys do

[tawdry glacier]

https://youtu.be/_b6txmtKOCY?si=pkYtEFinjcQOhoJO

is that guy sure he's dead

[modest musk]

@foggy valve @tawdry glacier I made a half elf wood druid

[wild nexus]

half elf best race

[modest musk]

I do like half elves

I tried to do half orc but I just didnt l like the face options

and then for whatever reason savagery doesnt work with wild shape

[modest musk]

like how i was gonna try to make a mod so wild shape AC wasn't so bad

[tawdry glacier]

lole

[tawdry glacier]

nice

made it to act 2 again

[modest musk]

thoughts

[wild nexus]

make it to where u can also use barbarian rage in wild shape like 5e

[modest musk]

i was reading some playtesters of 1 dnd and ppl didnt have a lot of nice things to say about wild shapoe

which is kind of sadgers

[wild nexus]

i havent looked into it much

whats bad about it

wild shape makes druid one of the most complex classes to play as

[modest musk]

from what I Was reading it got "too" streamlined and really isn't good for combat applications

but this was old ifnormation + from reddit so ymmv

[wild nexus]

only played a lvl 3 druid for one session

and it didnt use wildshape i dont think

[modest musk]

i just think iwld shape should always be strong for druids otherwise they're just green wizards

[wild nexus]

true

if ur dm is cool they can let you turn into cool things

like a t-rex

http://dnd5e.wikidot.com/druid:wildfire

this is the subclass i was playing

can use wildshape charge to summon wildfire spirit

mine was just a tibbers rip-off

[modest musk]

based??

[tawdry glacier]

what an epic item

[wild nexus]

the weilder of my rod is always surprised

[modest musk]

so just u?

[wild nexus]

yes

[exotic kayak]

And yet I fish…

[tawdry glacier]

did anyone get the leave no one behind achievement? I'm pretty sure I saved every tiefling, but didn't get it

[modest musk]

azor got it

[tawdry glacier]

what did I miss

[modest musk]

hmm

didnt kill the 2 that had laezel in the cage?

save the kid from the harpies in act 1?

only other missable ones I think would be the tieflings in the ||prison at moonrise|| or if any died at ||the inn in act 2||

could just be bugged too

[tawdry glacier]

hmm perhaps

I think one might have died at the inn, but maybe it was a harper

not sure

[modest musk]

i think the inn is what got me

[exotic kayak]

Inn got me

[tawdry glacier]

git gud

[twilit raft]

There's a bunch ded in A2 that maybe live if you don't do long rests?

[tawdry glacier]

hm?

[twilit raft]

Center of map

The ones you save in the Druid grove

[tawdry glacier]

those are dead as soon as you arrive iirc

[twilit raft]

Ah okay

[tawdry glacier]

||almost clapped that bitch in one turnhttps://youtu.be/Dgy-oc5feTA?si=UEKCsZpziObBqcqI||

[wild nexus]

penguin man too powerful

[tawdry glacier]

did they get too cocky..

also how tf do you upload hdr to YouTube

[wild nexus]

no clue

[dusky shale]

[twilit raft]

If you play any slower you go back in time

[stark acorn]

I didn't save the harpy kid and I got that achievement

Pretty sure the ones in moonrise are set to be executed and die if you long rest too much in a2

[wild nexus]

my ass didnt even know there were harpies

🤯

[tawdry glacier]

shut your trap kiddo

[tawdry glacier]

they die if you free the nightlong before rescuing them

[modest musk]

yeah I only found it after I knew they were there

[tawdry glacier]

imagine not exploring every corner of the map

[stark acorn]

Ah, I rescued them, then went for the nightsong

[modest musk]

I cast enhanced leap on @tawdry glacier

[tawdry glacier]

I Jump

[wild nexus]

i thought i did

[modest musk]

I cast water on @wild nexus

[sharp vault]

@modest musk did you kill it before the thing on tact

[modest musk]

pardon

[wild nexus]

[sharp vault]

Nice copout..

[modest musk]

did I kill what before what thing

[sharp vault]

||ansur before nova||

[twilit raft]

Uhhh

If he isn't holding damage for the achievement he's a wuss

[modest musk]

im only on act 1

beating the game took a lot of wind out of my sails to no life it like I did on my OG playthrough

wait a second

cant I just reload my warlock save file at the fight and move it to tact

[winter vigil]

Yes

[modest musk]

I still feel like it'd be tremendously not a problem

cause he's in the air for what 2 turns?

[winter vigil]

2 turns but has a DR

[modest musk]

and how much hp does tact add again?

[tawdry glacier]

I electrocute luka

[winter vigil]

I think he had over 600 for me

I'm sure its doable especially now that the ||crystals don't just fucking explode LMAO || but yeah

[twilit raft]

Yeah

Also globe of invulnerability cheeses it anyway

[modest musk]

I think it's still Killarney before it

With haste and ebin blast and karlach

[winter vigil]

never used that cringe spell

I hit hard

[twilit raft]

Yeah word

That lvl 5 mage spell. Art of war something

Absolute baller

[tawdry glacier]

||jesus christ, paladin can deal so much damage if you pop everything https://youtu.be/pD4cP_NL13M?si=_ZZxFMyMJFmOkjKy||

[modest musk]

you have like 6 ghouls at a time

[winter vigil]

That's a based spell duh

[wild nexus]

let me solo him

[tawdry glacier]

do it

[wild nexus]

https://dndstore.wizards.com/us/en/product/820931/phandelver-and-below-the-shattered-obelisk-digital-plus-physical-bundle

do i run this for a group

or stick to sunless citadel + forge of fury

[wild nexus]

actually i can just add those adventures into phandelver cant i

[modest musk]

I cast Call Water on @wild nexus

[plucky quail]

I cast 🅱️enis 🅱️last on @modest musk

[modest musk]

no my benis!!

[wild nexus]

🌊

water said please hold..

[potent hamlet]

Biden blast level 8 spell confirmed

[wild nexus]

@potent hamlet is wotr pf2e or 1e

[potent hamlet]

2

[wild nexus]

badass

maybe ill play it next

i wanna familiarize myself with pf

[potent hamlet]

The game is almost beyond the scope of the ruleset tho, the mythic paths are absolutely insane in terms of power level

It's a real "level 20 cast level 9 spells god mode" simulator by the end with fights to match

[wild nexus]

sounds kinda pog tho...

[potent hamlet]

I fucking love wotr

Spent 300 hours on it having a blast

[wild nexus]

dayum

imma run some 5e for some homies over the next few weeks i think

if that falls through then i may start that game

[twilit raft]

If you don't fight a dracolich at least once then the campaign isn't godmoding hard enough

https://youtu.be/IjUI1hLk2VI?si=WCzV-rQi_uBLYGco @tawdry glacier

[tawdry glacier]

Lmao tf

[modest musk]

ive heard u can int really hard when you build ur guy

[potent hamlet]

by late game even on mid difficulty you can go up against checks of like dc 50

you have lots of ways to scale your dude but if you dont use any of them then you'll have an awful time and wont know why

if you're familiar with rule sets a bit and not afraid to make some dips that help your main class then you'll be fine

core is hard but really rewarding

[modest musk]

I just want to play mutagen alchemist

but

[potent hamlet]

unfair is sadistic and forces you to cheese fights

vivisectionist is pretty A tier

S tier as a dip

[wild nexus]

i want to play a magus

sounds kinda bayzed

[modest musk]

isnt vivisectionist just a rogue

[potent hamlet]

but with a mutagen buff kinda thing

[wild nexus]

sounds kinda like a bit of a twisted take on a rogue

[potent hamlet]

I think you can take some bomba too

[wild nexus]

u ever play pf2e tabletop?

[potent hamlet]

nop

[wild nexus]

seems hard

[potent hamlet]

ye

its a lot heavier on the rules and shit than 5e

[wild nexus]

the whole 3 action economy thing sounds dope though

[potent hamlet]

the only thing bg3 has over it in complexity is the physical actions

there isnt a throw, jump, shove etc

[wild nexus]

yeah those are nice

[potent hamlet]

the 3d exploring was so good

[wild nexus]

in bg3?

apparently i missed so much even though i felt like i was thurough in my exploring

means more content for playthrough 2 though

[modest musk]

i love throwing ppl on other ppl

[wild nexus]

anyone here use the party limit mod

[modest musk]

no it seems like it'd break the game

[wild nexus]

yea it messes with cutscenes

i was wondering if there was a way i could fix who i want in the cutscenes

[modest musk]

probably not

[wild nexus]

@modest musk you are approached by 3 :lukaface:'s
roll for initiative...

[modest musk]

holy

[wild nexus]

oh no

[modest musk]

is it over...

[wild nexus]

ur dead

delete account now

https://tenor.com/view/itsover-wojack-gif-4367840179675491690

[modest musk]

I use divine intervention

[wild nexus]

the :lukaface:'s each cast ebin blast

it is well and truly over

[twilit raft]

Roll for ebin blast

[foggy valve]

This is unfair DM'ing.... triple ebin blast

[modest musk]

ebin blast...

I kneel

[wild nexus]

what is your ac...

[twilit raft]

Very sus

[wild nexus]

i forgot to mention they have 20 charisma so add five to each of those

[twilit raft]

How long did you reroll

[wild nexus]

ummm

[foggy valve]

:lukaface: is very charismatic

[wild nexus]

i rolled once bro

🤥

[twilit raft]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-zoning-out-cat-stare-black-cat-black-cat-tiktok-stare-gif-6568742496074847242

[wild nexus]

@modest musk

[modest musk]

NOOOOOOO

ur gonna blast me into dust bro...

[potent hamlet]

I roll to bang a line then engage them with persuasion

bag buff is +5 right?

[wild nexus]

of course..

[modest musk]

think I can make a cleric/rogue work with shadowcute?

or just go full asssassin rogue

[cobalt talon]

trickery domain cleric and rogue have some strong synergy

[twilit raft]

@tawdry glacier https://youtu.be/hCqvtj_rWs0?si=uZUNY3AitxtwVakv

[tawdry glacier]

What the..

[modest musk]

I sneak up beind @wild nexus and cash Wish

I wish for Luka to pee his pants

[wild nexus]

bro im at the gym

[modest musk]

dude you peed on the rowing machine....

tf...

[exotic kayak]

He’s just making it more like ur doing the real thing

[wild nexus]

i could be like those people pissing themselves while deadlifting trying to pass it off as normal

[modest musk]

lmao

pelvic floor cels

[modest musk]

My bg3 has been stuttering a lot more recently hm

[foggy valve]

Karlach is trying to break free

[modest musk]

why does my bg3 not function anymore ahhhhh

[wild nexus]

;-;

[plucky quail]

||this last plaque in the temple of shar ||

[plucky quail]

pc upgrade before winter

[modest musk]

Why

[plucky quail]

U deserve it

[plucky quail]

[tawdry glacier]

[mental linden]

[tawdry glacier]

Eat em

the one ability that heals when you hit, but makes you vulnerable to everything is so busted when you use it on enemies

[cobalt talon]

Inject them

Eat then all

[twilit raft]

Blender them

[mental linden]

does polearm mastery

also let you proc an attack from an enemy

[wild nexus]

wym

[mental linden]

it procs when i walk at someone

if i hit yes

they get a free hit

[wild nexus]

if you are using a polearm they shouldnt be able to reach you

usually its only when they come at you

might be bugged

[tawdry glacier]

game has been a lot more buggy on my 2nd playthrough, no idea why

[modest musk]

What bugs u seeing

[tawdry glacier]

mostly dialog that bugs out

[tawdry glacier]

oh and also companions not following anymore when they have to jump

[silver junco]

we playin dota capture the flag in dnd today

[tawdry glacier]

huh

[wild nexus]

what vtt are you guys using @silver junco

[silver junco]

FoundryVTT

[wild nexus]

ive been considering that one

[silver junco]

and peepoCheer is my nat20 cheer emote

it's really good

[wild nexus]

imma use owlbear rodeo for this group gm'ing for

[silver junco]

never heard of that one but

[wild nexus]

its just some free browser one

might be scuffed but i figured it would work better than paint

i dont wanna pay for one until i know my group will stick around

[silver junco]

understandable

[modest musk]

@silver junco my head hurts

[wild nexus]

i wish pf2e beginner box wasnt sold out i wanna get one

[silver junco]

[modest musk]

@wild nexus u running pf2?

[silver junco]

we're gonna run a pf2 game after the current campaign(s)

hyped to play a medic

[wild nexus]

id like to

tbh id be more inclined to play it than run it

[modest musk]

dm's are the worlds greatest heroes

[wild nexus]

looks pog so far

[wild nexus]

someone requested i made this dumbass dog their token

[mental linden]

Ew

[exotic kayak]

[modest musk]

I hate dnd memesters

[wild nexus]

someone gm a tsl pf2e adventure

[tawdry glacier]

[wild nexus]

[wild nexus]

this could be our party bros...

a cactus, a good boy, a horror beyond human comprehension, and a puppet

[tawdry glacier]

me top left

[wild nexus]

me top right

[modest musk]

me bottom right

[twilit raft]

What's the possible classes bottom left can be?

Bard on the table?

[wild nexus]

probably

[modest musk]

I cast Pee on @wild nexus

roll a con save

[wild nexus]

im literally peeing as we speak

[potent hamlet]

I cast polymorph urinal on Luka so he has to catch it all

[modest musk]

cant believe my spell worked

[tawdry glacier]

I cast hold Urin Luka

[wild nexus]

[modest musk]

howd u learn this spell

I cast fill bladder on @wild nexus

[wild nexus]

i cast Luka's Nasty Treat on @modest musk

[modest musk]

i intentionally roll a 1

[plucky quail]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-oops-meme-critical-failure-furry-furries-gif-26258487

[tawdry glacier]

Bladderlock 5 has access to that spell

[modest musk]

shit im just a urimancer

[tawdry glacier]

damn too bad

[modest musk]

i cast fill bladder on @tawdry glacier

[tawdry glacier]

I cast counter spell

[modest musk]

I cast counter counter

[wild nexus]

im pretty sure u can actually counter spell a counter spell

[modest musk]

did you ever stop peeing

[wild nexus]

nah it was leg day

squat diapey is equipped

[potent hamlet]

real men use the squat plug

[wild nexus]

i have a guy in my game who is going to play dnd for the first time after playing bg3

and he was trying to go strength monk

with tavern brawler

thinking its the same as in bg3

[potent hamlet]

let him cook

[wild nexus]

bro is gonna hit level 4 and its gonna hit him

no ac. no damage. no initiative. but at least i can grapple

also he got this bg3 build that he is trying to use for 5e from tiktok

[tawdry glacier]

there’s builds on tiktok lol?

[foggy valve]

You can

The meme High level wizard arena style fights that sometimes blow up

Is just counterspelling counter spells

Until a spell goes through and someone dies

[tawdry glacier]

don’t think you can do that in bg3

[foggy valve]

1/10 game would never play

[modest musk]

yah theres bg3 stuff all over tiktok

[tawdry glacier]

[modest musk]

its comfy u boomer

[mental linden]

so much to do in the city

im like

20 more hours left

[cobalt talon]

[wild nexus]

i dont use tiktok but i see similar stuff on youtube shorts

go x class at x level take these feats get these items bla bla

[tawdry glacier]

[wild nexus]

i feel like ur kinda braindead if u need a build guide for bg3 tho

[winter vigil]

I followed some stuff for my compainions at the start because I was overwhelmed

[wild nexus]

huffing too much foot fumes varky

[tawdry glacier]

some build guides are nice to get ideas if you're new I feel like

[modest musk]

anyone know whats in patch 3?

[foggy valve]

10 additional genitalia types

[modest musk]

thank god

the penis arent small enough to properly self insert

[molten abyss]

@modest musk I cast anime power at you

What do u roll

[foggy valve]

But sounds like it’s primarily full mac support

[modest musk]

what kind os ave is it

[molten abyss]

7

[winter vigil]

Charisma

[modest musk]

i rolled a 15

+6 cha

[molten abyss]

AYO

[mental linden]

meatball wanted to open door

[wild nexus]

[wild nexus]

why do no DM's exist

[modest musk]

its a thankless job

ppl expect matt mercer / critical roles of production nowadays

[mental linden]

@modest musk are you an avernus enjoyer

[modest musk]

like conceptually?

[mental linden]

waifu

[modest musk]

karlach is my wife

[mental linden]

nope

i took her

ok i think 2nd playthrough will have some mods

[modest musk]

@mental linden player cyberpunk

[mental linden]

i gotta do that

and finish hogwarts still

so many comfy rainy day games

[modest musk]

c77 better than hw

[wild nexus]

based

[winter vigil]

https://fxtwitter.com/chubblot/status/1703119128649707572 @modest musk

[modest musk]

wtf lol

[winter vigil]

Classic 0 IQ person figuring out reality

[twilit raft]

Is u

[wild nexus]

ran my first session bros

[modest musk]

howd u go

[wild nexus]

not bad

but they steamrolled cragmaw hideout

i was kinda stressed out

[modest musk]

Any meta gamers or just lucky rolls

[wild nexus]

lucky rolls

the final boss of the dungeon died in one turn:

[modest musk]

thats when you gotta start gm fiat

[strange notch]

im a late starter but i won a huge tiefling vs goblin battle at the grove. pls be proud of me

[exotic kayak]

what are u playing as?

[strange notch]

ranger

drow

she cute as f

[exotic kayak]

[strange notch]

but i do want to try a complete lawful good playthrough with a paladin

what are you playing?

[exotic kayak]

I played elf sorc and did mostly lawful good but not pure or anything

Thinking I wanna do an evil warlock playthrough at some point

[tawdry glacier]

paladin is hella based

was my first playthrough

[strange notch]

not sure which oath im going to take

i guess vengeance isnt so lawful good

[tawdry glacier]

devotion is nice

although ancients can also be nice

you can check here what each subclass get's a what lvl and decide what's cooler https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Paladin

[strange notch]

ohh danke schatzi

[tawdry glacier]

me and the girls

[strange notch]

who are you romancing

[tawdry glacier]

shadowheart

[sharp vault]

I dont understand shart enjoyers over karlach enjoyers

are they stupid?

[strange notch]

are you? @tawdry glacier

im still at the beignning but theres no one i want to romance yet.. they are too horny. i havent talked to a few of that much and they just wanna bang

[tawdry glacier]

I already romanced karlach so now it's sharts turn

[silver junco]

Laezel is honest horny tho. she just wants to vent/blow off steam

[strange notch]

that is true

[twilit raft]

Skip halsin

He's way too agrro

[strange notch]

he's at my camp rn but i heard spicy things which definitely dont want to explore more

[foggy valve]

You should explore more

[sharp vault]

Explore. More.

[wild nexus]

no more spoiler talk

[cobalt talon]

i'm at the start of act 3

time to finish playthrough 1

[wild nexus]

wtf

poe held u back

[cobalt talon]

havent played since start of poe league

[tawdry glacier]

[foggy valve]

Did you know you have a tadpole in your brain in BG3?

[wild nexus]

WTF

🤯

[cobalt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/spoilers-no-spoilers-jake-peralta-andy-samberg-b99-gif-14029471

[mental linden]

i think i had

like

30 of them

in bottles when i finished

[twilit raft]

Same

Bowling pins

[wild nexus]

30 nasty treats

[stark acorn]

shadowheart is the only true answer

my poor memory missing wife

[mental linden]

just get the harem mod

[stark acorn]

and betray shadowheart? no thank you

[tawdry glacier]

||nooo my orpheus quest is bugged, voss says I should folllow him to the tap room when he is in the sewer ||

[tawdry glacier]

me when|| I become bhaals slayer https://youtu.be/uFZWq2spst4?si=2K7FmFcupfY0hMr9||

[molten abyss]

Yes but ur a ||oathbreaker||

[modest musk]

Based dancy

[tawdry glacier]

you think he's clowning on me?

[molten abyss]

@tawdry glacier how is bg3 on deck?

[modest musk]

I read shit like this and just get so confused at how people play the game

[mental linden]

i killed minthara

next playthrough im not

gonna try to get every companion

[modest musk]

you cant

taking minthara means no halsin/karlach/wyll unless u mod

[potent hamlet]

Not taking her will also make her look at you like this

[modest musk]

I wish they could recruit her in a good path

the "evil" route is just so cartoonish I can't stand it

[winter vigil]

Stay mad bozo

[modest musk]

nooo it's such a touch and fun morality choice

it just is you guys

[wild nexus]

🥺

i just wanna yank her ears

[tawdry glacier]

idk, playing something like this with controller is ass

[modest musk]

I miss bg3

[exotic kayak]

@modest musk I cast ranged survival post roll an int save

[modest musk]

i crit fail and piss myself in rage

[molten abyss]

I was thinking so as well

[tawdry glacier]

Just try it

[twilit raft]

It's not too bad

It has controller support

[tawdry glacier]

yeah but playing with controller is still ass

[molten abyss]

but the touch pad things might make it smooth

[tawdry glacier]

nah

[foggy valve]

https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-3-mac-support-magic-mirror-more_93

[wild nexus]

pog

[modest musk]

no good minthara = sleep

[wild nexus]

minthara is good

: )

[tawdry glacier]

))

[modest musk]

broo you just gotta kill a bunch of druids and refugees

[wild nexus]

they had it comin

[twilit raft]

I can save Minara

I can fix her

[wild nexus]

who is minara

[tawdry glacier]

my wife

[modest musk]

speaking of wives, when you play c77 remember panam is my wife.

[tawdry glacier]

not for long

[modest musk]

tf?

[foggy valve]

look for panam and smash

[tawdry glacier]

I think panam only likes girls

[wild nexus]

nah she likes guys

trust me i know

[foggy valve]

im playing a girl

[wild nexus]

[foggy valve]

[tawdry glacier]

wait who was the other chick

[wild nexus]

judy or somethin

[tawdry glacier]

oh yeah

[foggy valve]

is canon protag man or woman

[wild nexus]

uhhhh

[tawdry glacier]

with cocka?

[wild nexus]

man ?

[foggy valve]

n-n-n-no

[tawdry glacier]

big cocka

bro it's canon

[foggy valve]

[tawdry glacier]

trust me on this

[wild nexus]

source?

[tawdry glacier]

source I made it up

[modest musk]

panam only likes male v

judy only likes women v

[tawdry glacier]

shit

[wild nexus]

not very progressive of panam

[modest musk]

we like who we like

[tawdry glacier]

she sounds like a bigot

[modest musk]

and panam likes me

[wild nexus]

me

[modest musk]

so all you losers and hates stay mad, cope, seethe, cry

[wild nexus]

[foggy valve]

I will make panam like me

[modest musk]

me and panam ||hold hands||

[foggy valve]

or she has to meet a grisly end

[modest musk]

panam has the best butt in all of night city

[foggy valve]

no..

[tawdry glacier]

no that's me

[foggy valve]

I DO

[tawdry glacier]

sorry

[modest musk]

wait clay AND putro both have the best butts in night city

[foggy valve]

ClayP stands ClayDumpy

I meant second best..

I was just bragging a bit

[tawdry glacier]

yeah we're butt buddies

I mean what

[foggy valve]

ClayDumpy is #1

[wild nexus]

i banged that weird military chick too

[modest musk]

this is clay

[foggy valve]

Baldurs Gate gets a thread

Starshit gets a channel

I AM LIVID

[wild nexus]

[tawdry glacier]

as you should be

[wild nexus]

this is clay

[tawdry glacier]

fuck snorefield

[modest musk]

this is why I said we just need a fotm channel

[foggy valve]

But balding is fotd

(decade if you dont get it)

[modest musk]

ive been balding for more htan a decade actually

[tawdry glacier]

grim

[foggy valve]

[modest musk]

pot meet kettle

[tawdry glacier]

I don't think so

[modest musk]

post hairline righ tnow

[foggy valve]

I'm funding Minoxidil for

[tawdry glacier]

sorry my camera broke

[modest musk]

my highschool gf said this all the time it was crazy

she went to a different school u wouldnt know her

[tawdry glacier]

why are there 22 noses in cp2077, this is going to take forever

[foggy valve]

hmm

pick number 7

[tawdry glacier]

no I don't like that one

[modest musk]

are we posting c77 toons

[foggy valve]

hmm no

im thinking of ordering a borgir right now

[tawdry glacier]

Thoughts? (I don’t know how to screenshot)

[foggy valve]

[wild nexus]

having starfield and bg3 in same channel

[foggy valve]

oh its on steamdeck

[wild nexus]

[foggy valve]

starfield left fotm real quick tho

[modest musk]

do it

[wild nexus]

fotw

[modest musk]

grilled onions?

fotd

snorefield 🥱

[foggy valve]

please define the D

[modest musk]

day

[foggy valve]

we best not think it's also decade

[wild nexus]

bethesda producing mid like clockwork

[foggy valve]

I really want to like it though

[modest musk]

snorefield will be better in a year when modders fix it at all

classic bethesda

[wild nexus]

as is tradition

[tawdry glacier]

it's still gonna be boring as heck

[wild nexus]

[foggy valve]

Yeah might

maybe onion rings IN THE BORGIR??

[modest musk]

can he do that

[foggy valve]

This one place can...

they're really good..

[modest musk]

mods asleep post chooms

went corpo

[foggy valve]

im corpo too

[wild nexus]

based corpo

[tawdry glacier]

I'm a street kid

hands up

[wild nexus]

[foggy valve]

[modest musk]

nice choom

[wild nexus]

epic choom

[tawdry glacier]

what’s a choom

[modest musk]

just something they say in the cyberpunk setting means like "good friend"

[tawdry glacier]

I c

[wild nexus]

me at the tavern after murdering the entire grove with my bby minthara

[modest musk]

by tavern do u mean dirty goblin hole

[wild nexus]

no tavern, i killed everyone in there too

[modest musk]

reminds me of this guy on reddit that just went full durge and killed alll npcs and got mad there he didnt have any quests to do

[wild nexus]

[foggy valve]

Luka ur so based

[twilit raft]

Shadowheart kinda cute rn

[potent hamlet]

She called shart tho

[wild nexus]

bros

no cute minthara pics in 2 days?

is this game dead?

[foggy valve]

Minthara? You best mean shadowheart

[wild nexus]

both will work

[foggy valve]

https://fxtwitter.com/seishovt/status/1706045180867150234

@wild nexus

[wild nexus]

can i put my tav at camp

in my solo playthrough

or is he stuck in my party

[foggy valve]

Stuck in party

Otherwise you need to play origin char

[wild nexus]

grim

i was gonna run a 5 man party so i could play sorlock and still keep shadowheart in my party but idk

[strange notch]

my brother in weave

[wild nexus]

meowdy

[modest musk]

@cobalt talon whats the romance situation like in dos2

[wild nexus]

pick your poison brother

the male options are more diverse than the female ones it seems

[modest musk]

female elf? im sold

[wild nexus]

imagine gettin sexo from a girl named butter though

[modest musk]

mostly deciding between divinity 2 or pathfinder wotr

[wild nexus]

if you want something similar to bg3 go div2

[foggy valve]

Elves in divinity 2 are a bit special though

they not classic fantasy elves

But Sebille is nice

[wild nexus]

luv me elf

simple as

[foggy valve]

hope she doesn't bite ur pp

[modest musk]

dragon age has coolest elves tbh

[foggy valve]

uh that's untrue and you better be taking this back

lotr elves are the GOAT

[wild nexus]

bg3 has my two favorite elves

[foggy valve]

[modest musk]

the only rteason id go pathfinder over dos2 cause i can play an alchemist in the former

[foggy valve]

play both !

you'll have 10 years before bg4 is out from Larian, pletny of time

[wild nexus]

if u play both prob do div2 first bc its not as long

[modest musk]

anyone here play wotr? can I marry ember

[foggy valve]

i dont remember anything from wotr

maybe i should play it agian...

we cna play side by side...

[modest musk]

[foggy valve]

im installing it..

ever since bg3 i havent been able to spend time on a game