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I can
hes right...
u certainly cant...one round of ebin blasts and its over
tadpilled
I will purge this holy land of all the tadpoles
stay mad tadlet lole
@tawdry glacier thoughts on me making karlach a paladin in my tact druid run
so I can still love her nad have her around
wtf
sacrilege
how
I could literally dominate you
You're not supposed to change the class of origin characters
Come ON doolbee

damn jaheira ||wild shapes into a panther|| thats bad ass

So theoretically I could make shart do this to me?
|| its like a 14 if she max l oves u ||
Filth
I’m the only one making the right choice here
Nope
Prove it scoundrel
I demand you to take time out of your busy day to have a pointless argument over a wife
Im in bed with shadowcute bodypillow rn
We’re keeping seluné between us to keep it holy until marriage
Imagine being a rentoid rather than an INTIMIDATOR
its 2023 and strength is still not used for intimidation checks
Who needs strength when you have mama k
i got it for free via PERSUASION
I enjoyed the fantasy of a big red woman telling the waiter that I asked for no pickles
whos gonna stop me
what about multiclass
i made karlach battlemaster berserker

she was on the frontlines of the blood war after all
yes I can leave astarion at 3 rogue 9 fighter
NO YOU CANNOT HAVE HIM 12 FIGHTER NOOO

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@winter vigil ||did your jaheira die on the battle in the bottom floor of the tower||
Kieya wtf 
Weak sauce
||to be clear mine did not, but vark said his died||
you need to protect her
i absolutelyt obliterated that battle
gale cast double fireball into the middle of the room and killed 3 people and set the named person to like 5 health lol
based obliterater
No, ||I only let 1dude die, some random idiot fist tjat charged them||
if that was where he lost her i have no idea because you have like 800 allies
||3 more if you killed the person that was mind controlling the worgen before the battle
||
I do not let npcs die
I let 5 die ||in the sub||
and then the ||foundry too|| bc im not sure how youre supposed to save them
Fuxking noob
stay mad
literally cant do anything when the other guys are spamming blight for 50 necrotic dmg and these npcs jump closer to the ||robots||
she summoned a shadow
what level are you jesus lmao
yeah but game didnt tell me or explain , i get out of camp and i was suddenly in the middle of a scene
im level 8 and about to end act 2 
https://youtu.be/VGcHyn6PycI?t=116 I've been called out 
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Art imitates reality
Your game is almost as scuffed as you are irl
In today's episode of 'Milly Slowly Loses Her Mind While Narrating Baldur's Gate 3' we explore romantic on-hold messages, unfortunate splinters and vampyric littering.
incredible
go to turn based if u want to pause
||i wanted to see what would happen if you let gale explode when youre in front of the elder brain, its literally just end credits lmao||
i think if u do the tab inventory it pauses
||that is what the any% speedrun does. it rushes gale to the elder brain and activates it. takes 9 minutes||
oh thats pretty dumb
so im assuming now that i know that i should be fine to watch the only% speedrun
end of act 2 ||the end of the conversation with nightsong and isobel "alright we'll see you later we're gonna go fuck"
||
to play bg3 or finish this anime
play bg3 while it's the current cultural zeitgeist
finish anime later
i got two eps left
maybe i can get some bg3 in
i need to set up for pogdave league tmrw tho


I forgot pogdave
might as well shelve bg3 until 10 days from now when poe is settling down
Where are your splinters wooters
im on a decent cliffhanger
right before going into the shadow place
shadowfell or whatever
if they rolled back again im going to lose my mind
was on the edge of entering act 3
i dont think they did?>
did you update to hotfix 4 again?
I'll check
Real talk how do you get astarian in melee range
click move
He got no movement speed
i do not let him go into melee?
also he has normal movement speed no?
yeah?
So I can shoot with my ranger then have him just randomly hit for 55 dam
Can those sneak attacks crit
yes
he can sneakl attack with a bow
🤨
Yeah but you need advantage to sneak attack in the first place
switch him off advantage based memes imo
What does tactician even do tbh
Increase ac and dmg?
ive been considering turning it on since i finish most combats in like 2 turns now
I think turning it on at the start is the play
maybe next playthough 
Im.gonna remake my druid
@modest musk have you done the ||necromancer quest with the haunted house ||
no I didn't see it
o
beginning of act 3 ||god damn these gith you fight at the beginning of act 3 are so strong||
RIGHT
does twice the damage of the last boss from act 2 lul
I didn't have any issues skil lgapped
yeah they got bodied in 2 rounds but they do a ton of damage
havent lost a combat yet 
i still cant log on to my warlock
I reset my poc and steam and everything

if its forever bricked I am going to be real salty
@modest musk since youre doing a worm playthrough ||did you let the emperor transform you?||
yeah no questions asked
lmao
Yeah you're gonna regret that
doing it or not doing it
vark is a purist
what about in combat
POG found a save that works that only loses me 30 minutes of progress
i use the powers all the time
||fly|| is so goated for my warlock
then the execute makes me bust
not to mention the advanced power
why 
skill issue?
maybe because i havent used the worm enough? or havent eaten any of the specimen ive found
have never been given the option to use/unlock those powers
oh yeah if you dont use the tadpoles you dont get the powers
there hsould be alittle icon to the left of your minimap if you have unspent tadpoles
or you can access it directly through the spellbook IIRC
embrace change
you get a power that executes anything if you bring it to HP lower than your quantity of tadpole powers
BASED
OOOOOH SHIT ||shadowheart dyes her hair after you free her
||
what a cutie
can you not go back to previous acts after going to 3
i wanted to buy some dye ):
Was kinda hoping there was dialogue for it ngl
||symbol for her freedom from shar, I don't blame her, baddie either way||
My game just crashed
There is
Games been less stable for me the further I get, only crashed twice though
yeah act 3 has some odd bugs
late act 2 into act 3 is kinda 
id be sure to save frequently
I had nightsong disappear entirely for me for a few cutscenes lol
Specifically during ||the rooftop thorm fight||
wait ||you can make yurgir tell the other guys to kill themselves, and then he kills nessa then himself?|| Ibruh
There's a mod that spawns a chest with 200 of every dye
but I'd rather not get into modding for stability reasons
act 3 stability is fine

and even act 2 ||moonrise tower stability is totally fine||

I've played worse games by far, but I'm sure it'll be ironed out in time
oh like when you ||storm the ground floor and fight them all||
actual powerpoint presentation lmao
that was wild
wow ||gortash|| was kinda easy...
Squaded up
I wish I could chose to show the sshield on the back
effort went into shart's colour....
did u keep her a cleric
yes
Do i play bg3 until poe
Vark and his harem
@modest musk what dialogue options do I select to romance you
Whichever is noted as being said in a British accent, it makes him swoon
I've got a little glistening in my gusset for you too it's ok
bruh
which character tho
Lae'zel

They fukkin on the nautiloid
name a single person || that would actually let shar have shadowheart like be fr fr you feel me fr fr?||
In order to follow through with an evil playthrough you have to taint your own soul...
check him PC to the type of people that do those runs tbh
||https://fxtwitter.com/jacobdekk/status/1691576646095265825 This is cool but I could NEVER let the loot fall into the abyss too ||
turned a big important boss into a sheep then had karlach kick him into the abyss
@modest musk
I was running shart bae'zel wyll
At the start wyll was tryna smash both at the same time it was kind of funny small talk
yea hes always trying to chat up shart

i aint sharing
i was running laezel until i found karlach
and then shart did what shart do
laezel aint around anymore
wtf
I had bae'zel draining me dry nightly until the end of act 2 when I was forced to make a choice
lmao
King shit
Her words not mine
nah shart and laezel had beef by the time i got to underdark
smh dude
i think before then actually
like goblin camp

looking forward to my evil run
i might do tactician
I haven't noticed any difference being on it over balanced
But I swapped from balanced to tact at the start of act 3
yea i just figured since imma be hella power gaming on my evil run i may as well do a full tactician run

You gonna be Durging?


Luka gonna turn shadowcute into a Druid and have the bear scene with her
i just might
isnt cleric druid kinda good
i wish i could have a fifth party member
not having shadowheart in the party is going to feel weird
you can put this into peoples pockets and it explodes killing them
these devs are fucking great

know what else you can put in their pockets
cock
gonna start a new playthrui and try new stuff
Can't believe you would 2 time shadowheart like this you don't deserve her
She's okay with it for 1
For 2 fuck you I'm a lonely horny male
I will have sex with anything that is attracted to me
Dude I thought I was buddies with gale
And at the end of A2 he's acting like he was my. Boyfriend and I had to choose between him and lazel

But I'm assuming if you turn down the sexual advances they just become friends right
and they typically happen in act 1
Yeah for shits and giggles I talked to him at the end of act 1 and he was like||cleanse the shadowlands and I will ROCK YOUR WORLD ||
His animal form must be one of those dogs that keeps humping the pillows
man why tf is it impossible to use throwing weapons inside
that shit is so annoying
The heroic ones
how so?
path blocked?
skill issue
would
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act 3 ||the absolute first random person i talked to in rivington was orin
||
can somebody explain this in diff terms
its a 1d8 weapon
the attack roll uses your spellcasting modifier to hit
like if youre a wizard it uses the + on int
so this is negligible i guess then
shillelagh was an old lvl 1 druid spell that counted as a magic bludgeon
so it could slap golems and hit creatures immune to normal weapons
but its kinda whatever in bg3
kk
my druid can hit for like 3-20 damage with that spell, while karlach can hit for like 4-24 damage - so I find it to be pretty good if you combine it with spells like Enlarge or Giant poitions that increases your attack damage
so when I'm not in shapeshift, I usually spend my action points just melee
@modest musk Thoughts on Taimdir the bard/rogue?
very bard vibes
AND SHEA SPINNING THE WHEEEEEEEEEEL
I look so chad man
just vibin man
doing some investigations
bro im the one doing all the investigating 
theres murder afoot
oh yeah sorry it was me

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What the FUCK am I looking at

cool mog
did you attack someone at last light lol

Your game seems so bright
should've protected a certain person better
oh shit ||you let isobel die or get kidnapped huh||
how is this too far away?
might be obscured in darkness
how to change position of buttons on action bar

oh theres a lock
but doesnt do anything
oh weird
okay fixed
Shiiittt got a new companion || jaheira... time to upgrade my harem? ||
||Get that 200 year old coochie ||
AYO?
Gimme the old Irish hag
||Opened a portal to hell for the luls||
@modest musk Did you ||let the demon sex man/lady take your soul LMAO||
I don't thjnk I saw this scene

@winter vigil surely ur almost at the end boss
I just ||yoinked the hammer||
Wish me luck...
Do you think I can do it...
ez....
lmao
You can do it Lil bro
Holy shit this OST
Hiw many ||netherstones|| do u have
@modest musk WTF
Fly do goated
half the demons are invis
like they never loaded in
thankfully I can attack using their portraits
that happened to me with a certain boss later
@modest musk I need transmog NOW!!!!!
If I didn't need to get up earlier tomorrow I'd join you...
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Close reddit ait I'm done
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Gotta be so cringe to see the wyll character and be like "I need to make this man white"
the comment section too
his demon form is still black because thats okay since evil

whyte
The tutorial fight in Baldur's Gate 3 is supposed to be unbeatable, but after over 10 hours straight of attempts I did it on the hardest difficulty. Here's how I did it, and why I recommend you DO NOT do this yourself.
Timestamps:
0:00 Introduction
0:30 Starting Explanations & Prep
1:08 Starting the Fight for Real
1:58 Mage Hand Rant
2:22 Back ...
||is there any way to save the duke without accepting the contract ||
||yes but its kinda hard||
For where to go || the iron throne area underwater, save before you actually go in there its fucked tryna do it all ||
||I did that, but he was just dead in his cell ||
||that can happen if you go there too late||
||I haven't even talked to Mizora? How is that too late||
||when I destroy the contract and go there he is alive||
||I destroyed the contract and went iron throne and he was alive||
||well yeah, but I'd imagine he'd die anyway at some point, because Mizora is gonna kill him now||
who turned out the lights in chat
|| manaless is a bitch ||
you ||have to save him either way. you go down the iron throne if wyll stays a warlock, but you still have to save him||
||probably just rested too much after duke disappeared or a bugged quest flag||
|| he’s dead if I go down there before I talk to Miroza, if I talk to Mizora and terminate the contract he’s still alive ||
|| how does that make sense ||
||two separate quests||
||I dont think youre meant to go down there till miroza says "Hey duke is here want to free him? want him to live?||

where the heck can I get some thieves toolkits in baldurs gate
like
im actually fucked
without any XD
reddit helped, just outside the city gates there's a vendor
How have you ran out
I am a serial unlocker
I pick everything I see and I have like 25 in my inventory and another 20 in camp
then you must not be seeing much
They only break when you fail tjo
Or you're missing crates and barrels 
So you must be failing a lot to be dry
I may have thrown myself at some 30 roll locks
Oh I hardly ever fail

Have like a +15 to lockpicking
Idk how much my lad has but he has cats grace permanently
So always advantage and always like +16-19 or w/e
The people who don't run out just save scum
Don't need to save scum when you have like a 90% chance of success lol
i just smash doors and chests
The first step is just admitting you're scum
Unwashed
laezel|| how am i supposed to fight laezel when she onetaps me and she heals all my damage
||
ill try something out
are you just speedrunning ||killing or scaring away all your party members||
lol
@modest musk should I find karlach b4 I go to act 2
we're about to go into the underdark
act 2 or w/e
if you want to use her yeah probably
yeah supposed to get her way earlier bud
Do we do it with wyll?
i got karlch without wyll in my party
The BG3 soundtrack slaps so hard
Just made coffee and prepared pork belly for dinner to it
Most epic coffee of my life
Let's go down to the river motherfuckers
pork belly holy based
The romance? Jus dequip her wep
no rizz...
Rizzless...
why do you have 0 cha sir
Ya I did that. With her weapon she just ran to me and onetapped me
But then I unequipped everything and was very easy

I've spent so long in the character creator that I get ptsd from this song
seems good for minthara 
i listened to it while cooking dinner tonight and it was rather soothing, but in my brain i was just swapping between vulva b and penis a non stop
isn't she a paladin
yea
what conditions are you inflicting as paladin 

the djinn deserves death for its cheese wheel cheating shenanigans
i didnt get the fucking good prize
and then he closed it because he was out of prizes

idk what his good prize is but i pickpocketed his gold
dino realm is something
ok dino realm is worth it
uhhh
you have to pickpocket his ring and then play again
yeah i did that
the prize is a legendary weapon
nere is not looking so hot
holy shit
the most tilting thing in this game
is when you finish combat and some dialogue starts
and it picks some random-ass fucking companion for the dialogue
forcing you to deal with their non-existent dialogue check skills
for really important dialogue????
completely fucking my playthrough rn
Accept lore
how does that even happen
I was fighting minsc, ||and if you knock him out with nonlethal he can become a companion but you have to pass a pretty tough (15) intimidation or history check against the Emperor to make that happen. as soon as the fight ended, it would enter the minsc dialogue WITH ASTARION instead of my character, forcing me to do that roll with disadvantage. I went through all 4 inspirations he had and failed them all. THE FIGHT DIDN'T EVEN END ON ASTARION'S TURN||
It's gods divine intervention for bringing painintheastarion
cha isnt good for druid
why have more th an 8
because cha is the most useful stat
||dame aylin is so based, love how she just broke Lorroakan||
not for a druid 
||she's so bad ass tbh||
Im gonna make karlach a paladin I think so she can be the party face
But how can you have the sex doolb
rigorously
weird act 3 bug where laezel and gale always revert to their camp clothes after a zone change lol
i've also had that happen
I h avent
Known bug
Every act
Sometimes my main guy goes into cutscenes with just a thong
I hope they fix the hitboxes for throwing weapons
that shit is so annoying indoors
Have you tried putting your crusoer on their head
Or just not using throwing weapons smh
it doesn't work no matter where you put the cursor
throwing weapons are amazing and I wanna use them

because it's buggy
Maybe just accept that you're gonna have to stab some mfers indoors for now
no
@sharp vault it's closest person for the cutscenes/dialogue
So you can force it in that scenario by having your main char be that little bit closer than the others
It happens sometimes when you're walking around with party follow and accidentally trigger something laterally
man theres so much to do in baldurs gate holy
why in the fuck is throwing a potion on someone so reliable
can someone explain what goes wrong here
(act 3 spoiler kinda?)
why the fuck are sharex gifs so unreliable
AAAAAAAAAAAA
nevermind
life is cursed and pointless
saving everyone in this fucking rescue
is so annoying
it's impossible unless you have dimension door / arcane gate/ tons of haste
bro
I was just about to cut my losses and complete it with 1 idiot dying
but now that you've said its impossible
I want to prove you wrong so badly
because it is extremely completely possible with 0 haste and 0 dimension door and 0 arcane gate
you just need the right strat
but ive been here long enough
I do not believe that you can rescue everyone without using some sort of displacement or movement speed increasing ability
||did you keep wyll in his contract?||
I dont understand how you can believe that unless I am missing some rooms?
||if you didnt, mizora surrounds the duke in explosive spiders||
im dealing with that too
yeah I refuse to believe it's possible without movement enhancements
I was in a position to do it
are there people to rescue in other rooms besides these?
then doolb is wrong
u forgot the ||illithid||
which room is that in
bottom left
tbf ||the illithid has an ability to instantly warp himself and someone else to the sub||
but its stilla d etour
ok i restart and go for that
The split I personally did
flick on the OBS
I literally just chilled
How many turns did you have
Because on tact you get 5.
I lost 2, 1 guy I could've saved if I used arcane gate correctly
another guy I made an oopsie and did not kill a water dude and he died to oppertunity
||I had my warlock go for the duke room and set up an arcane date from his door right to the ladder and threw a potion at him||
||I had karlach dash south to get those doors and swing left to omellum and then he warped him and her to the sub, then had them both go back down||
||shadowcute stayed at the ladder to unlock all doors there and displace enemies and try to heal up anyone that got hit by the nagas||
||then astarion went west||
I could have optimized it better had 3-4 losses but I was getting tired of restarting
awful lot of enemies kept spawning
I spread out my misty step scrolls and had everyone go invis to start too
on tact you need to open every cell by the end of round 2 otherwise they can't get there intime
what happened to "I was in a position to do without some sort of displacement"
now youre using misty step 
average ranged player
there is some serious moving of goalposts going on rn
But yeah if you're on tact you get 5 turns, balanced you get 6, story you ge t7
i really dont think its at all possible to save everyone without movement spells/abilities
i didnt know the turn limits were diff
that would be things like misty step, arcane gate, dimension door, speed potions, etc
lmfao what did you do
are you playing on a 2005 laptop
I wanna know what all the loot looks like
I think there's a bunch of chests up north
Honest there's probably a leggo
nah
also saving everyone in the prison is pretty ez if you just use potion of speed
thats what I said 
I said its impossible to do it without that stuff
also potion of speed sounds risky cause it sonly 3 turns then you get lethargic and stuck no?
Okay the bonus loot at the top is SHIT
Well
You only technically need 1 character to live
You could do warlocks
yeah im sure sorcs get the spell too
I'm about to do the vampire pl;ace
w-why are they not going up the ladder
There is a bug with loading a save where the NPCs will never move
that’s why you don’t use it in the beginning
can you not load PNG's or something
thoughts on this hat
i want that on my level 3 druid where get
I honestly don't know where I got t
Act 3 tho
I think a vender had it actually
Oh yeah
I love my beefcake side piece
I think she's unkillable
I wish I could get a clear answer on if wild shape attacks count as unarmed
meh lost 2 people and an illithid but at least no displacement stuff.. and I bet if I did it better I could do 0 deaths
(2 of them are my own characters XD)
illithid is kind of a big deal tbh
fine I redo
he's a good lad 
Today I learned shift + C hides your whole party
the one from the underdark

did he not even try to talk to you when you started this mission
weird
aww im getting all teary-eyed now..
HOLY MOLY
some dumb idiot gnome
jeff bezos?
@sharp vault what did u do to || the gnome stuck to a windmill in act 1 ||
save ofc
did anyone get the mace of the devas here?
i accidently ||made him fly
||
the what
wtf
so the weapon is bad?
its no bardmentation evoker
Can dual wield em
What did you guys do with ||minsc||
|| I saved his ass turned him into a friend then fucking JAHEIRA of all people in her owlbear form jumps down and lands on him and he turns hostile again LMAO ||
||i knocked him out and recruited him but cant find him in my camp so idk||
Can't say I like the forced choosing between the two turbobaddies
You need to talk to him again
you could just say no to both?
What do you mean
oh wow, how could we say no with this many people asking so nicely? #Shadowheart #JenniferEnglish
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@winter vigil @wild nexus just respecced my laezael to thief and moving my karlach now in my druid file
thoughts?
Terrible
now this is gaming
well I need a thief in my party and I used astarion last play through
i didn't respecc laezel but when im about lockpick then i give her dex +18 gloves + the racial that gives her extra proficiency in dex@modest musk and she can open most things
its a new campaign so I dont have anything tbh

cursed
Bro ||minsc|| is so funny
I think if you respec origin characters it should be legal to pull your fingernails off with pliers
give me 5 good reasons why
or stay mad 
5 good reasons:
Thumb
Index finger
Middle finger
Ring finger
Pinky finger
Gonna pull em all off
raphael ||boss fight on tactician wtf||
It wasn't that bad for me
||The music though
||
It really is
@modest musk will shart get mad if i || "evolve"||
no nobody cares oddly enough
||bze'zel can care but you just talk her down ||
Also I'm doing astarian's quest
This shit is CRUEL
I also do not trust these AT ALL
Squad posted up to take down a ||vampire lord||
he doesn't know 
Hi I'm very addicted and only just realised we had a channel for this 

@modest musk ||is it intended that staying sneak with daylight just slowly kills the vampire LMAO ||
no lol he's supposed to heal himself
Should I bring || karlach to the gortesh fight||
yeah
really good emotional scene
its so funny going through act 1 as a drow all the goblins are just scared of you immediately
Nah he doesn't give a shit about that boss
hope u did the foundry already
wtf is that armor
why so much hp
if you gave the Githyanki egg to Esther he won't be there for reasons

||any hints where to go we have a broken moontorch and haven't found our way into the sharrite temple yet
everyone is dead ||
Can't fix it in the undahdahk
why is our monk getting experience faster than the rest of us
Inspiration most likely
You playing blind?!


queen..
i visited the house of hope and it removed their clothes.. happens..
That helm is a total dps banger btw
it is bonkerinos
what are those gloves and armor
She's got 23 CON with a tier 6 aid and bountiful feast buff up
||Helldusk armour from house of hope (Rahpael)|| and ||the gloves are from house ofg hope too I think||
I think you need to ||keep hope alive||
Tier 6 aid is so strong
It makes familiars actually capable of doing something in combat
and my ghouls 
real shit is casting twinned haste before battle and then quickened hold person, followed by a pair of guaranteed-critical smites for extreme amounts of damage out of nowhere
You spoke a lot of funny words magic man



































