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yeye
@cobalt talon balthazar is a nice bg2 reference
monk dialogue has some extra options
The ||Baal guy in A3 is also a nice blast from the past ||
@modest musk im just sitting here enjoying the dialogue and then || these vampire spawn pop up with her titties out maaaan ||
Right lol
man the aoe of this spear is kinda annoying
based party
I hit the pause button now until I’m done with PoE league
Just arrived in the circus
Nice way to end it for now

why is it that some feats dont change a stat to 20?
like im on 19 strength and heavy armor master should raise it to 20, it stays at 19
i really like that character
act 2 has a bunch of good villains
he was a bit of a pushover
i saw petrified drow and all drow are evil so smacked one statue
same lol
i had to reload a few times
u gotta smack the ||mind controlled drows|| so it ||breaks their charm||

hes lucky i cant talk him to death

for my evil run im looking forward to fighting ||that doctor guy||
act 2 spoilie i guess
WHAT THE FUCKM BRO I CLKICKED THAT
did you unlock cacophonic noise yet? (prog rock)
jammies
I havent no, didnt know you could learn other tunes!
did yall ever fight those meazels
yeah
those cunts are annoying lmao
What a woman
doesnt she miss often?
all of her attacks are like 95% for me
has anyone tried sentinel polearm master
that shit was busten in 5e i wonder if it is in bg3
give you opportunity attack when people enter your attack range
this goes HARD
almost never for me
reckless attack gives advantage
nutty
@winter vigil where do I go for shadowcutes ||parents in baldurs gate||
like physically
kk
@winter vigil i have for sure realised i missed doing the act1 shart step
i didnt have an option in the circus now related to it

ruined 
what's with Voss just changing voice actors for different lines of the same dialogue
convenient item
theres one that works for both unarmed and weapon attacks
Do you ever manage to get high enough DC's on spells granted by items on non-casters
It's not the best
doenst lookj likea robe
very rare clothing
barbs get bonus AC if they dont have armor on


no no.. buying this for mommy K right now
its very expensive.. if I want a statue as well that is
Do you ever get enough though to make up for not wearing medium armor
stealing is wrong..
i got an amulet that gave me 23 constitution, that made it better yeah
If there was ever a roll to savescum
That and the gloves you find at the same time
hnnnnnn
I think the healing every turn ring is there too
so fucking good

The alternative was too shit
I roll to hug ghost

If I came through your immigration would you let me keep my drugs?
cause thats my love language
Bro...
Someone find this man a clip of the scene
No I will arrest you. Why import drugs when Antwerp is the capital of drugs.
Plenty of choice here
Sir?

Are you telling me that I can buy even better drugs AND i don't need to shove them up my ass
Maybe you should stop reading manga all day and get to work arresting these criminals mr government worker

pleeeeeeeeeease
I already paid for my stuff, I have to pay again for your stuff

Stingy with the treats
still cant believe ghost is a fed smh
what it change
god I love dominate person
do I just restart for it
paladin
wouldnt that just hilariously break the game
probably yeah
Second playthrough is okay to have mods going
Walking in and getting 15 objective pops stressed me out to fuck
Theres a tactician plus mod

There's also a mod that increases party size to 6.. Every origin character in one playthrough
I would enjoy an unfair difficulty, especially if it stopped me pushing bosses off edges. Plus I wouldn't mind 1-2 more classes and some more subclasses
Idk if any of you played pathfinder but unfair on that was something else
Pathfinder I couldn't get too far in with the crashes on release and all
Customizable
combine with increased party limit and you can probably have a very fun and rich playthrough with all the characters in play

something ill consider next playthru
Pathfinder wotr was really polished for me idk
Kingmaker less so
But wrath is a FAR better game imo
It really nailed the fantasy of going to character level 20 in dnd, where you become a walking demigod
thorm catacomb||i convinced yurgir to kill nessa and i didnt realize that was the shadow doggy|| 

Endgame dnd always a bit nutty when you one tap a dragon
Yeah tier 9 spells are something else
Getting wished out of existence sucks no matter who you are
why would the thing from torghast show up
It needs to be explained why there are paintings from DOS2 in BG3
Ergo a multiverse expac
anything but fort joy man
Suit up gamers, were ready
oh god
i had to reload because shadowheart fell off of an elevator when it reached the top and died lmao
How do you feel about the community calling her Shart
love it
luv me some shart
I was heavily invested from the start

the only thing esther deserves ||is a quick death||
i just lost fucking 2.5 hours of gameplay because my game crashed and now my saves are marked as incompatible versions
what the fuck
Due to a build error causing new crashes, we’ve rolled back Hotfix 4 for the time being. We'll re-release it as soon as we’ve fixed the cause.
If you’ve saved since updating, you won’t be able to load those saves until we’ve re-published Hotfix 4. Sorry about the inconvenience.
2060
167

guess i take a break until they push it again
hmm my game is crashing when I load
oh literally all my saves are from version 4
guess I will not be playing my guy until version 4 is back

guess I better get started on my druid
ive been woodcutting while playing bg3 all day lol

@modest musk thoughts on the drip on this twink vampire
I'd show you mine but...
but...
I feel like adamantine is still better
Scroll up like 5 messagws
noob lol
Isn't AC better than.. Anything provided you actually get targeted?
Tactician AI is very good at going for your lowest AC party member which leads to a funny meta for gearing your party..
I'd put it on lae'zel if anything
Reeling is good
And not getting crit
Just kill things first lole

I typically do
The fight in the ||Shar place in baldurs gate with the 20 enemies banged||
my astarion does like 40dmg an attack, can atatack twice, then action surge for more
so that was fun cleaving ppl down
then between ||illithid powers, dominate person, and ebin blast|| my warlock just mops ppl up
||theres an illithid power that auto executes when you bring someone to HP lower than the quantity of illithid powers you have, so at 20 illithid powers its nuts||
Game could not handle my bae'zel dam
@modest musk What is your astarian build
and does it do something like I just did in that clip with bae'zel
uhhh this seems goated with the SAUCE
thief 3 fighter 9
two 1 hand crossbows + sharpshooter feat

extra attacks when she kills something
Shouldn't this increase bze'zel's damage by 2
This is what I'm using on my ranger
So I'm wondering if I just master's on the ranger and keep warmaster on bae'zel
yeah do that
Hmmm wondering if I should do cazador or raphel's house
raphael
oh thats really cool
||you can find withers in act 1 I didnt even know that||
I just blew myself up

Right now I got and on astarian, is there any real benefit to using a finesse weapon in the 2nd slot?
Looks like ur legendary only works when ur single wielding
Ya
I'm about to start one od the last bosses

Pain...
gonna go bed soon
Swen said it would be unlikely given the Nature of how spells work at that point (wish for example) 
Hard to make a game where you’re at the power level of demigods just making things disappear with a flick of your fingers
7th level would probably work 
Best level for dnd is 2-6
man I wish I started in tactician ..
it's really not that hard except for the first few levels maybe
wtf why is my save incompatible all of a sudden
true
Actually
Get to working
No german can be playing video games at 8am!!!
Wir muss efficiency haben
I was approaching the last boss-ish area after playing literally all day today
and then the save file memery happened
so I can load a 10 hour hold save that works or just play a druid
well if you put it like that..
woah there's this elf trapped in this nautoloid pod 🤔
Probably shouldn’t save them you need to get yourself out asap!!!
not me just realizing why there were demons on the nautoloid in the prologue lol

@wild nexus the shadowcute cosplays have begun https://x.com/norafawn/status/1691941318715396143
my lore brain is for wow and other kinos
there is so much forgotten realms lore...
We’re gonna have to make space
Name one franchise to get purged
If you don’t mention one, we’re gonna have to Volo it and take out DBD lore
purge mass effect so I can experirence it again for the first time


@foggy valve What if on my druid run
I did pally karlach, rogue laezal, and then something gale/wyll
that sounds cursed
Respecing origin characters? In MY video game?
But pally rogue Druid + caster is a good setup
Heathen talk

the only origin respecs i'll allow is subclass respecs

Uhoh
it’s fine
GYAAATTTT

but if you respec wylls subclass its not true to lore
I would drag my balls across 5 kilometers (3.1 miles) of rusted nails, broken glass, hedgehog spines, pufferfish needles, used syringes, steel wool, barbed wire, active tazer prongs, acid dipped shrapnel, with thousands of starve rabid rodents, being tracked and hunted by a murder of crows, and finally having to stub my toes into toothpick lined corners every 10th step just to have her acknowledge my existence.

too early to be down biblical
Are you sure about that?
The only reason why I get up in the morning is because I know that I'll be able to see my beloved
no you have to go to work wagie lolw
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
yo uhm
I lost like an hour
cant load the 3 most recent saves
DAE?
The current major issue is the fact that Hotfix #4 has been rolled back, meaning if you played on August 16 with Hotfix #4 installed and saved your game, and have now rolled back, the version of your save will be too advanced for the version of the game you're playing

I guess I could do the things again but maybe I just accept the break
@sharp vault
oh lord he SCUMMIN

is that so abnormal
the whole reason I run a knowitall bard build is so I crush every dialogue check and never have to savescum..
not me
maybe i run astarion as bard thief skillmonkey
savescumming is when you fail a roll or something and save to redo right
I have definitely regretted a cheeky "attack this guy who is way overpowered" and savescummed that
for example the act 3 ||circus djinn who keeps your money after scamming you on the wheel, I tried to kill him but the whole city descended on me and I was just cba||
I did that too LMAO
I was kinda mad that they didnt let you intimidate him into giving your money back?! he just stonewalls after dino island
just steal it
i am swapping out shart and gale for wyll and astarion lategame because I've basically finished their stories but haven't touched astarion's arc (and wyll I kinda benched midway thru)
and astarion will be a roguey dual handcrossbow type
so will steal with him
wyll has been really useful for me
luv wyll
only caster I have
I reckon Astarion gets interesting in baldurs gate
I like wyll but I liked gale and shart more
'ate astarion
shart is just remaining in my party perma because healbot
if you have to heal on balanced mode you're greyparsing tbqhwyf
I'm on tact...
I don't think I really need it to be fair but it does come in clutch for saving NPCs
well that’s a different story
Love my NPCs
I save scum so much for my NPCs
That random level dude with 7hp that's scripted to die?
There's a bard ability that gives you an extra short rest heal
You bet your left testicle that I will ensure he lives
I killed one of the guys at the circus by accident and didn’t save scum
he probably deserved to die
I did save scum a lot during the act 2 ||prison break. I ended up in a scenario where I was at the top of the warden tower while the 20 hp npcs were running to their deaths on the 2 guards up front. I had to jump off the building and lose 20 hp on every character just to get there in time||
||I just killed all the guards and eyes before letting them out ||
||probably most effective but I tried to stealth/smart it and failed and didn't wanna savescum that part||
it’s weird that the eyes disappear when you kill them, but then npcs run over to where they were as if there was a corpse lying there 
thats sick
I kinda wanna do bard next playthrough
same
Do you want to know everything about everything? Well, now you can! Completely dominate every skill check out of combat, while still remaining an effective party member in combat, even in Tactician. I call this build a skill gorilla because unlike a garden variety skill monkey, you completely crush every check you encounter (as well as your opponents)!
it has been a lot of fun
Do I really want to know it all
If you want a "based guy" playthru I think its ideal
Only problem is I have so many skills that I literally cannot fit them on my hotbar even fully stacked up
it's also great for just exploring
Have they pushed hotfix 4 again yet?
I ignored that part and went dragonborn
maybe unpopular CRPG opinion but I think race-specific bonuses are lame

I get why they exist
but meh I could live without it
especially since the Dragonborn racial breath doesn't scale with level like it does in 5e
which just seems like an oversight that makes Dragonborn completely useless but meh
at least you dont get penalized
i guess aside from shorter races having less move speed
Ye but why does my really tall dragonborn have the same as a short human
give me some more then
2d6 damage small cone aoe at level 12 
yea breath is only decent from like 1-3
and only if you are a martial class bc any cantrip is better than breath lmao
It should be very obvious if you've finished act 2
when you think you've started the final fight of act 2 and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming
can someone ping me when hotfix 4 drops again
ppl really dont like drows 
should be end of today per their twitter
they're belgian right
Drows really bring out the inner racists huh
Drow deserve death for what they do to the duergar
Ok but ||where do you put meeting the emperor act 2 or 3||
It's act 2.5
Transition
As it literally happens on the night/long rest in which you transition from act 2 to act 3
arent Drow just New Zealanders?
ok just got it
heck u foot man
Thank god, can play again
you never had issues because you didnt install the hotfix
thereby making you a chump 
i should buy the game
🏴☠️
I was working....
like the wage slave you are
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
needed xp in my veins
Fr fr
time to release it on baldurs gate?
is that whats in the iron flask
ye

I have that too actually
me
@wild nexus sir? im a d-d-drow.. 

@foggy valve who would u recruit for ur party
gho the half elf warlock or tsaaz the drow druid
meh that was boring, the watcher just got clapped
have fun with it
use it and find out
druid since halsin has gone missing 
and jaheira is a camp chiller
she keeps the fire going
I thought there was some person in the city we are meant to deliver it to
Yes.
lets go...
You should be able to split open chasms in any companion
shart is cool with it
I have mastered time magic and split off different timelines
(I save scum to stay pure to my queen)
But yeah shart is okay with your fucking other people
karlach is only intimiate with her husband, me
that was my old god patron and my tadpole powers linking up with yours
to show you what pure love is like
I rejected my tadpole
as shadowFART goes on and on about shar
Its dead
you eating those nasty treats doolb?
every time without fail
Listen

have 20 treat points
!tslpoints
- Turtle 40
- Sikte 40.
- Nico 40
- Draco 30
- Richyvee -5
- Woodsy -20
Shart ||is freed from shar she's devoted to me (I am really good at gaslighting) and maybe selune ||
whatd u ||do with her parents||
vark do u gaslight,gatekeep and girlboss
I took them out of the equation
She only has me for comfort now....
All apart of my master plan....
Nice spoilers
they showed early on you can go on a cute date with her 
so i hope doolbee will experience that
if not i gotta tell him which npc to go talk to..
In reality || I made the personal vow to not save scum my response to shart and let her make the choice, they got moonmoted ||
Which i felt was the right thing to do
I just had the swimming scene before
yea see
wait u didn't get it?
I'm swimming with her naked
I didn't rizz her up in a specific scene and it cucked me for the rest of time
You're ||eating awkward dinners with her PTSD parents that want to die||
We're not the same
Its what you get for not making the objective best choice
tbh my favorite interaction with shart so far is ||giving her the flower
||

||it was sad cause after she was like if I wasnt about to die, what would our future look like||
the dwarf?
ya

you can save her.......
fix her.....
i can and i will 
real AND true
Shadowheart is my queen
i will use my ||illithid powers to take control of the absolute and conquer avernus||

azor is going to get cancelled if he shits on shadowcute
Yep he’s cancelled
its over
Putro we’re making TSL2 shadowcute haters not welcome
Her voice is annoying, her personality and zealotry is annoying, her ||post-Shar personality is boring||
Look what email I just saw a leak of!!
Dear mr icy-veins,
It has come to my attention that you employ a shadowcute hater, please rectify this immediately.
Kind regards,
Swen Vincke, CEO of Larian Studios
What are your thoughts on laezel azor
The real question is who is azor romancing
Also annoying for many of the same reasons - her zeal
I fucked shadowheart and laezel let me be clear. I wanted to know the real them.
But I didn't like what I found
@modest muskis your druid going evil mode
i will put her down

What if you think of them as ANNOYING people you interact with at work
then it wont be so bad
What class is minthara baseline
That sad fucking druid kid over there you just murdered? yeah that fucker was raging on twitter
she a dudu
Oh pog
Cancelled
Her and Jaheira confused me for a second hehe
Oh ye
Can you have ||the tiefling refugee leader dude as a companion||I know they offered but I told them to go do their own thing lol
Ye that’s the name
recruitable people are || laezel, shadowheart, gale, wyll, astarion, halsin, jaheira, minthara, minsc, karlach ||
i am going to respect karlach to a paladin and it will be gloriouis
i did
(for this playthrough at least)
u know im in that on my evil run

:lukaface:
@modest musk give the people what they want
the people want a hero
is there a way to || unlock the surgery bed from malus thorne in act 2?||
Wym
welli cant post pic cause prox refused me so thats all i can sayh

What is your goal
to ||free the "Distress patient"||
you cant dabbi
he got ebin blasted
IS THERE NO ONE WHO CAN STOP THIS MAN
That area was so cool
:lukablasting:
saved
we are so back boys
if only sikte played bg3 he could post back status in here....
Its crazy how I starred both of these posts without comprehending myself doing so
That shit really just be automatic
See shitposts, click star
Deadass lil bro
on gah
fr no cap

no its in t he underdark - ||shroomcamp||
only shadowheart brings me salvation
i love being a pack mule
seems like your int was pretty low getting in it in the first place
I'm actually so smart
me and the harem
Nice hp
i cant see karlach being evil
Just soft locked my game
ffs
took fast travel and game thought i was still talking to someone
okay ||balthazar died like a fucking bitch, man talked a big game then died in 3 hits||
lmfao
|| karlach instantly abandons you once you attack the grove ||
maybe i can persuade her if shes following me but she was in camp
makes sense

thats why i wont be using them in my evil run
just dark urge, minthara, laezel, and probably astarion
i kinda wanna go the harem route tho
https://youtu.be/7g5VvEPFucE?t=42 @winter vigil
In today's episode of 'Milly Slowly Loses Her Mind While Narrating Baldur's Gate 3' we explore romantic on-hold messages, unfortunate splinters and vampyric littering.
also dont get what just happened in act 2 || i went out of camp and suddenly im talking to a mage with gale??? where the fuck does this mage come from and who is he?? ||
if you go from underdark to act 2
no cutescene, nothing i was instantly in front of him talking to him
u find him right when u arrive
ok guess something bugged out
perhaps
and somehow triggered cutscene
!rm 3 h watch wooter video
Alright varkyrion, I'll remind you about watch wooter video in 3 hours. ID: 60220026
even if we are hauling ass?

And my mother (bless her soul) is tryna get all her work done before she goes on vacation
That's 40 minutes hauling ass...
grim
I ONLY haul ass
My commute to work is longer than some europoor countries
Depending on traffic
80-110km/h
gyat
I can't police are on the roads perma
I could take the actual highway and maybe get up to 140s
But I legally cannot drive on those

In canada there are 3 stages to a licenes
You got the G1, which all you have to do is write a test, but can only drive with another full licenseddriver of at least 5 years
then the g2 which is a driven exam, you can drive solo but have limits like no highways 0% alcohol level etc etc
then the full G which is when you can game
we goin FULL G
I can take my full G license on nov 1st
@winter vigil we doing a hyperbolic time chamber sesh for full g?
All I gotta do is drive on the highway and not die
Which I have done many times before
I've been on the highway solo
cranked it to get home faster a few times when my mom isn't working
same
Always risky for time tho because mfers can't drive and there's like a dead person daily
i dont have my challenger anymore tho
retired from speed
My speed limit is usually however fast the person in front of me is going
rooky numbers

you're not?
thorms catacomb ||what did you all do with the nightsong? I freed her allowing shadowheart to choose her own path but im not sure
i didnt have the boosts to make the 30 roll but hit a nat 20 on my first roll lol||
uhm..
||freedom and making shart go to selune||
i made a save after and reloaded a quicksave to see what would happen the other way
||oh interesting, if you dont interfere at all shadowheart chooses on her own to throw the spear away||
what.
what is the point || of the 30 roll persausion check then the FUCK I save SCUMMED FOR NOTHING???? ||
BAD ENDING, BAD ENDING
ur graphics r cooking
I should've kept her alive WTF
KEKW
I guess that is why you ||need to nat 20 that persausion then huh||
|| imagine not freeing her from shar
||
||no the only way to get her to kill the nightsong from what ive seen is to basically tell her to do it, if you try to stop her you can persuade her not to, or let her do whatever she wants, both of those last 2 end with her throwing the spear away||
my shits on high i dunno
my pc is getting kind of old now though, only have a 1070 
|| YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY THAT HYPOCRIT||
?
|| You saved her parents, meaning she's stuck bound to shar via the wound forever ||
that was what I did first, i made a save, then reloaded to see what happened with the other choices
Yeah and (kieya dont click act3 spoiler) || she's VERY happy with it and they forgave her when she was crying in front of the selune statue and saying how she doesnt deserve to be anyones daughter ||
||ah freeing the nightsong also releases the curse, therefore was shar the curse?
||
no
actual spoilers for after ||killing nightsong|| the ||barrier at lights hope falls, assuming that cant be good||
|| But she's stuck with shar forever, her parents are also just outright traumatized forever too, shar wins in this scenario||
I'll fucking kill you over this putro
||moonmoting her parents was what I picked||
||BASED CHOICE DOOLBEE||
||I let shart choose herself what she thought was best, and she chose moonmoting||
||Her parents are at peace, she isn't bound to shar in ANY way, and can fully move on from the shit show of her life from that point onwards as her own person for once||
I am RIGHT!
My choice is the only correct one.
||I chose the motes as well and her wound still hurt||
||Then you fucked something up bad ||
act 3 spoilers ||I dont know what Im going to do with the brain||
How is your choice better putro...
||do I trust the emperor or raphael ||
||well one is a devil||
||yeah and the other is a mindflayer, what's your point||
||Trust neither that's my plan||
Do you guys know ||who the emp actually is||
Or what ||he has done BEFORE getting "enslaved" again ||
ya
Who is he
if it wasnt for ||emperor youd be a mindflayer by now||
Type it out
||balduran||
||Or maybe that’s what he wants you to think ||
||no its literally the case||
||it’s actually Orpheus keeping you safe not him lole ||
||if it wasnt for emperor orpheous would have been killed and you would have been mindflayered||
||perhaps, perhaps not ||
||
||
i WILL eat the tadpole
i WILL develop psionic powers
i WILL save the realm

sus
you show one hint of sprouting hentai tentacles i'm putting you down
















































