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yis ngl at first I thought ||the nightsong was gonna be a crystal or something not a person lol||
just be a bard lole
laezel???
baezel 
Alright ghosteld, I'll remind you about post your char in tsl in 8 hours. ID: 60169947
send help
i am in ||creche yllek and i killed the doctor||

do i commit hate crimes
yes
mines act 1
|| can you even be friendly with those nazis? im like all friendly and they keep hating on me
even laezel is like wtf is up with these nazis ||
ah she is hitler incarnate
what did you do 
i said ||i will kill the dream person ||
You know that blood of lathander quest?
|| There's a funny little oppenheimer moment ||
|| i wanted to aswell but ultimately didn't do it
||
|| nuke em||
you don't have to even if you said that
|| I stopped the nuke but then went back in and slaughtered everyone ||
Kek
same
spoilers dont read tirril || i think saying you gonna kill dreamperson and then not killing her is the only way to keep laezel friendly right?? ||
they had to die by my own hands
Sorta ghost
I think the outcome is the same anyway
Main char as gith has a lot of options
||can you even kill her||
cause || I tried to say no im not gonna kill her and then laezel is like wtf so i save scummed||

is auto camp supplies bugger or something
recently it always puts it at 120/40 or something ridiculous like that

snack time
I think I might have to swap out Wyll for Karlach now, my auras are just too strong
yeah no way I'm ever swapping him out when I'm not a rogue myself
literally cheese everything through stealth
i just dislike him
little edgelord cringe vampire shitlord
also ebin dual wield rogue
woweeeee
every 13 year old twilight fangirls dream
he's actually kinda nice if you talk to him more
hes kinda nice with a piece of wood through his heart
you guys are missing out
yupo

where you get gigabuff from
She is not! She's just misunderstood and lonely
spoilers for minthara: ||she was mindcontrolled and had to take orders from the big immortal hairy dude (forgot his name), so she couldn't control her own actions ||
monke
bear for powergaming
resistance to nearly all dam kinda nutty
ah fair
Kethric Thorne?
yeah him
sus
Im still not done so can still change or more to come
but now im happily playing along with him
can you even save her without attacking the grove
maybe you can
you could like just ignore goblins right? and go instantly to act 2?
Me to half the bosses lmao
yes
maybe you can have some dialogue options at to minthara to convince her to not attack but dont think thats a possibility
but yeah attacking the grove was uhm yeah
fun?
Shadowheart is also a crazy zealot
I can change her bro...
Shar is terrible..
Shart is insane
glad she turned out sort of ok for me in the quests
religious nut
Baezel on the other hand, I successfully turned her against her people

her defending the ||emperor || and ||sealing the hope of her race|| was the best moment ever
Religious nuts are more tolerable in a world where gods and devils are very annoyingly real
not when your god is crazy
"If evil, why hot?" - Volo (probably)
🤨
mountain pass spoiler ||i was stealing the blood of lethandar or whatever and the big ring appeared arouind me and i just jumped ontop of it, when i killed the 4 conduits my character just vanished off everything not in camp||
Wut
||you can also put the sigil thing in the pedestal to not trigger the weapon btw ||
Or you can ||just flee and watch the weapon nuke the crèche
||
i did that myself

That cutscene was great

so crazy to see people progress through the zones differently
i was in underdark really early
some guy who speedran finished the game in 10 minutes
but thats what people said im not gonna check the videos to get spoiled
It kinda doesn't spoil much because he spam skips everything so hard
It's 10 minutes of "huh why Gale"
"Haha he leaps like he's on the moon. Constantly"
"Hey that guy looks like Gandalf I wonder what he said and who he is"
What just happened why are the credits rolling"
Im exploring everything on my solo play through our group is very pepegas go smash
oh i guess gale makes sense
if youve finished act 2, its totally spoiler free id say
well i went to underdark after i did the entire overworld in act 1, but then i got mountain pass fomo and did that first
thought so aswell
it's not
I thinks it's a lot harder than under dark
the warning is just for the gobbo camp I think
Which is why they put that there
so when you don't resolve that shit they attack the grove
bioshock was fucking HARD, I could've saved them all....
No, act 3 spoilers but || bae'zel finds out the queen is a gaslighting liar smh||
Wait does that mean when you ||get drained dry by her she's being MC'd into doing it or is she free by then||
I've caught up

just saying that paladin is op for act 2
Ghost make sure to do all the content in act 2
not clicking any bars
im just trying to figure out my party now that i got minthara
paladin is the goat
im gonna take her everywhere
😳
but i dont wanna abandon shadowheart
take em both
ghost trying to maintain a harem
and astarion is just an utility bot

shadowheart is also a must have for act 2 imo
Leave astarion at the camp until you need him

i hated a lot of the mausoleum mechanically but it was cool story wise
Bring him out of the camp like an abused dog to use him to open a lock, then put him back into the camp wen you're done with him.
that sounds annoying af
bro..

I didn't have a problem because ranger is just simply the best class
false
wrong
i love obliterating people with my eldritch blast
ranger/fighter/rogue best
vark really out here playing a human ranger
based ebin blaster
Yes
peak rp
Also fire wall is very strong cause the AI is retarded
i just stand behind wall place fire wall
and go afk

cloud of daggers is nice too
spirit guardians also goated
tru
are there smart ai that avoid these aoe stuff on the floor
or do they all blindly run into it
they all run into it pretty much
its like they try to be smart but end up still stupid
they stand on the edge of the effect to save up movement, dash and try get throuigh
make it half way and die anyway
They also love to stop next to the wall of fire, still get the aura damage and die
(just like me)
its bigger than it looks ok
Oathbreaker
same initially
but the mountain pass only does shit to your underdark quests once you get in the gith purifier
then the duergar leave grymforge and Nere ||dies||
that's the only impact the mountain pass had for me on the rest of A1
it's essentially branching pathways from there
I'm sure it more heavily impacts Act 2 as I can't imagine you get some quests that I've gotten if you never did the gith creche in the mountain pass
yeah its lvl 6-7 and if you fight ||the gith|| those aren't easy fights
I think i was somewhat overleveled because ||those gith got clapped by me ||
mountain pass is hard recommend though, it's a very nice area 🙂
ill prob go back

idk why but I have two of those now
the mirror trial dropped another one for me


is that leggo weapon bugged? it says i can use it everytime without going on cd while in combat but i can only use it once?
Did you not get anything else besides the ring?
hm okay
definitely didnt get another leggo mace
well I had it equipped so naturally my mirror should also have it?
wait
hmm
did you make it drop with Command Drop?
or did you just loot it off the mirror?
i dont think i got any mirrored items 
I can’t remember honestly, but it was just there. Has a different name, but some effects

based
Should I be able to cast it once? or more than once?
DOes it say on the item its once per long rest
Because Im pretty sure it's a long rester
yeah once per long rest but why does it say i can recast it ?
I think I know the item you have and it doesn’t trigger the concentration part
Which is why you can’t recast

@cobalt talon

The normal spell works fine
weak
Who is this Tav
calyps mc probably
I've seen that name all over
Default mc name
its the default mc name
Psure
of all people to go default name i would expect it to be vark
human male fighter big weapon named tav
Yes
yes
When I press tab and look at my inventory
I see the glory of my name "Varkyrion" there
Best name ever tbh
when varks wife calls out to me for seggs
I feel like they planned to do voice lines for the MC but cut it
Yea
I could see why it would be a massive problem tho
that would be so much more voice acting to do
just have some ai voice narrate the books
AI is unethical ghost SMH
its the future
baysed
kinda annoying that shields aren't shown and you just pull them out of your ass
true
Nods probably already fix that
they let you put a lute on your back but no shield
I think ime gonna enter act 2 at lvl 8 or 9
I'm done with 2 now and lvl 10
luka out here skipping as much as possible
i havent done mountain pass tho
yeah that's a whole area lmao
and i convinced two major enemies to just off themself so idk if thats less xp
I didn't kill any of the act 2 bosses, just told them to kys
baseg
me when I see varks character

😂

WTF BRO
now I can't unsee that
they did that on purpose 100%
It's some one using their hands to yell at someone
_laughing_crying_emoji:
i didnt notice that those were hands
u ruined it for me

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shart lookin good in the thumbnail
pretty sure it’s a bug or something
awooga
I wanna know where that dress is from
did you disarm them?
No
I got her in this 1

GYAT
bro what is that outfit

mama mia
bro i need
There are WAY more coomer outfits

There is literal BDSM gear
s-sir
i got her in the minthara outfit (i killed her for it)
spill the deets
where do I find said gear
She was wearing that before
wait WHAT ||THERES A FUCKING FOUR SOME WITH DROWS YOU CAN HAVE|| This game is fucking wild as fuck
same 🤝

same
you guys wanna see her undies
oops
It matches
Bro


dont star it we will get raided
There's little gold details on the legs and stuff
not black hair
I will not gatekeep the outfit
it is from act 3 || if you manage to save the clothing shop guy from getting murdered by cultists, you can buy it. There are a bunch of "high" quality clothes from him, including a male version of that outfit so to speak. I have looted dupe of the male version somewhere else so there may be other sources. ||
Also
The dress does not dye well at all
I managed to get it to turn safety vest orange and some other colour I forget
time to fuck up the underdark
otherwise it just stays white

now we need to find out how to get that dress in the thumbnail
Yeah

i just made it to the circus in act 3
And either shart's ass is too fat but her gyat pops through it if you were to sneak
i'll be very disappointed if there isn't some circus camp drip
also that's where the vampires are, right? 
@mental linden btw

i saw astarion in a clown outfit so there is somethin like that
nasty treats
noob
didnt you play in group+
im doing both

I also found this outfit
act 3 water temple

wait you can get minthara to join your party
thats cool af
That's the mail version of the outfit
spoilers 
And last but most certainly not least
actual slight NSFW
doolbee approved though
I think its like similar
But you can just buy a different version
there's another more bdsm version too
How do vender refreshes work
I have half a mind to go back to the vender....
😳
she forced it on me
ayo?

Did you get to the part where she attaches the salami weapon to her girdle and pegs you

I gave her a magic staff
sounds like a skill issue
If I reload I might be able to
My warlock has arcane gate
How the fuck does that spell work
I tried it and it only ever opened 1 portal thing
and when I clicked it all it did was move all the minons I spread out to cover ground to wyll
You click two different spots
U probably clicked the same spot twice
o
LMAO
well w/e
the 2 deaths I had was a genuinely blunder, let one get oppertunity attacked as he ran past
Another 1 the guy just simply stopped running at my gate
Still those prisoners can be thankful I even attempted to save them anyways
how you can literally see the path...
idk i walked the path and everyone died then the path went away
was weird
fuckin hated that area man

self same trial was wack too
or magic suppress it with the flowers 
oh I just ungrouped
had 1 character walk grab it
and then regroup
did same as woodsy

self same trial was a joke wym
Are you not capable of 1 shotting yourself
I had all 4 members sneak behind their mirrors then surprise attack


@winter vigil act 3 spoiler || have you done anything in sorcerous sundries shop? ||
yes
@winter vigil so... || i got banned from the store because i chose a wrong portal what the fuck do i do (not save scumming its too long ago) ||
You could also save scum and remove your gear and beat the naked version of yourself in some twisted form of masterbation
I don't know, ||I opened the right portal first ||

I did || go into another portal that was wrong but it just ported me out ||
but they play unethically regardless so in hindsight idc
so many quests point in there atm
You can try to invis sneak someone in
ngl I just had them all gangbang the one and then rinse and repeat
Yes but || when you're ported out, you're BANNED for life ||
you lose attribute when you attack the wrong mirror tho

true
also whats kinda fucked up
is if you have riposte on a battlemaster
it still applied the -attribute
if u hit on reaction

post ur face when you were finished

@foggy valve Wtf banned banned?
YEAH I AM MADGE
ye i noticed that
i was able to do that with wyll and shart but karlach and luka were tonky
smh

End of act 2.. I've ||killed Kethetic, talked to Thaniel/Halsin, and yet the quest has yet to finish (the objective being 'Kill Ketheric Thorme' for the quest 'Lift The Shadow Curse'.. any idea?||
Did u loot him
I did
but it seems going to act 3 fixed it
just a bit confusing for someone who obsessively checks their quest journal before moving on
I believe it did something similar for me too
yeah some quest flags are bugged I think
Once I moved on to act 3 it cleared it out
||Do I evolve or nah ||
Don't do it
||but I'll look like a sith..||
says guy covered in gear he took from other ppl
tfw when an enemy misses 3 attacks in a row
Born from my own might
man Karlach as tavern brawler can pump out some crazy damage with throwing
im so mad I missed out on the returning throw weapon from act 1
but entering act 3 im excited to find the ones available 👀
surely there must be another one
because I also don't have one
but I'm stacked up on spears and javelins so fine for now
then you're SoL until act 3
you can get by without ofc but its pretty limiting to have to pick shit up regularly
the damage is also affected no?
and yeah I installed a mod to remove weight restrictions because I just couldnt be fucked with the inventory management minigame
aka "send to camp"
wdym by that
higher damage thrown weapons will do more damage when thrown right
oh yeah
I also installed a mod that reveals everything when you hold Alt
but it obliterated my performance
smh not playing the game the way the devs intended
Anyways azor if you want a tip to look for a throwing weapon || act 3 circus, spend some time there ||
home much damage does a mf deal to another mf if you throw em
similar to one of your weapons in my experience
and you do damage to the thrown person too
@tawdry glacier act1 forge spoilers but uh.. watch this
forgot to spoiler mark sorry not sorry for double ping
why tf does shart suddenly have white hair
She'll talk to you and explain 
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Shadowheart story spoilers i guess || she's transitioning from a believer of Shar since you probably rescued the Nightsong and Shar discarded her, into moving towards being a believer of Selune. It's a story of DARK to LIGHT ||
embrace the tadpoles
sorry I’m not into tentacles
shadowcute is CUTE
Identical story for lae'zer
Yeah I get that, but does that really warrant a hair color change
Why not
yes
She got mommy issues
it's to tease the barbershop coming in the next patch
Ofc she dies her hair
so you're telling me black hair = bad and white hair = good?
I'm not saying neither bad nor good
one god is just about darkness the other is not
That reflects it
Yes
Just kidding the entire pantheon is evil
we must kill all gods
both are great

and no bangs
bang these
@modest musk whitehair like handmaiden in kotor2 that vark will never play....
Kotor 2 so based
kotor 2 so giga based
i respect it
white haired baddies are a classic
what cinematic
Also @foggy valve || what did you do for the parents, I let her chose and they turned into balls of cum||
For shart
At the end of act 2

|| they're alive and well in my camp good sir ||
She's supposed to get told ||Shar people kidnapped her and her parents by night song||
yeah but that's not a cinematic
I sat there for 20 minutes
that's just dialogue
It was a hard dchoice tho
I told you it was impossible!
I chose my option because I felt like ||her parents were chill either way, and personally if I was being tortured for 40 years I'd be good to simply perish||
And at least this way shart can be ||freed from that bitch ||
it's over
I'm a clussy enjoyer
Imagine going balls deep and you hear a honk or a sqeaky ball sound effect
Your wife?
wtf I'm on a dinosaur island

owlbear from the ropes is fucking pog
nice now I finally have a returnable weapon
It removes all the spells
think i give face painting a miss
that seems broken
when i went to the circus i only got || attempted assassinated || wtf
guess i need to go back
SPOILERS FOR THE WEAPON || GAMBA GAMBA GAMBA||
lol im right alongside clay, i am on dino island too
Don't eldilritch guys have return weapon for any thrown wep?
dunno
Respecced lazel out of eldritch so can't check
mfing mephit wants 5000 gold for a statue of me
u cant wild shape into dino can u
epic
cant believe im stuck doing astarion storyline when I could be in the circus getting my clown makeup on!!!

is astarion fun in act 3? hes been in my camp since day 1 but it seems like his story kinda picks up on act 3 so I was thinking of taking him along?
Ye he cool
uhm if he's just been stuck since act1 i dunno how much is unlocked
i've had him in my party the entire time so we met some people along the way progressing the story
but i guess some long rests and a bit of chit chatting with him will fix it in act3
but you're playing a bard right so you got sick skill checks which is basically what he's doing for me
Tempting to do a playthrough with a party big enough to bring everyone..
with that one mod
yeah I am just obliterating every dialogue
which is cool in a way but a lot of combat I am "missing"
yeah i'll proabbly do another playthrough going more evil than good
and then try and use some of the companions i didnt use this time around
i have too much empathy for video game NPC's to be evil 😔
yeah its a real pain...
gale was so heartbroken when I said I didn't feel the same..
but i think if you pick dark urge where the game will force you to it might be fun
true
full evil durge could be interesting
on tactician too
really get the most out of the combat
i think a playthrough starting as one of the origin characters would be cool too.. especially now that I know their backstory (or for some of them at least) it won't feel spoilery
can I do anything with ingots or just sell em
idk im too scared to sell anything 
how am I gonna afford my statue..
i loved his story
I love popper, such a funny guy
i swear my laezel keeps jumping INTO shit
so she gets stuck mid jump
wtf?!
bro she said the same thing to me and then I started playing and everyone came to me

Good Durge is arguably funnier if you say you'll give in to urges when you can. You just randomly wake up covered in blood and have to reconcile it
I'm enjoying it 2nd time round, wouldnt want to do it 1st time I think
but I cant get too stuck into it, PoE league on friday that I know will destroy my free time for weeks
holy based
hoooooly cracked combo with Karlach's new throwing weapon
wait what
I guess I might feel bad about dropping a fighter right in the middle of my mages
or accidentally high grounding an enemy
Thrown counts as unarmed right? thats what makes taverl brawler so OP?
.... pass
?
Evocation mages 
his story is cool but i wanna be a clown..

that sounds kinda bugged tbh
dnd and silly interactions no way
tavern brawler is the cornerstone of many broken builds
so many cool builds to try so little time
man
never ever sell green+ items i s2g
I sold those gloves of kishigo once
got the boots still
If it has a name I am not selling it
but magic initiate: warlock
simple as
and im a wild magic sorc
so wild and wacky things happen when i cast spells
makes combat prettyyy spicy
I shousl go lock 10 sorc 2
level 6 spells tho kinda vibin
I really only used arcane gate once
Mt karlaxh and shadowheart are both pure tho 12 cleric and barb
damn
do a little combo with this
lightning is cracked
and you choose 2 initial targets
yea def goin sorc next playthrough
and it goes bzzzzzzzpp
at what level do u get 6th level spells again?
11
i picked lock initiate as the last feat but might haveb een worth as second or maybe even first
but the attribute points early on were too sexy...
i think i would do it first feat tbh
since level 5 u get the second blast
thats when it starts poppin off
u dont get hex as sorc though do you?
id go druid but i feel like wild shape lacks compared to 5e
cant even barb rage in wild shape
you can start concentration spells outside and then shape
and then its pretty easy to keep concentration
that's pretty powerful
yea thats not bad
??? interupted by what

my shart can cast this spell
powerful...
@modest musk what did you end up doing with astarion storyline
hard choice but i have made up my mind
and there will be no save scumming!
It was a very hard choice
Like
||I told him to stop the ritual||
How hard we talking
Yes
I think it's hard vark.. its similiar to shart
damn
I have an idea of how its supposed to go
||either you fuck off or become the new vamp lord I bet ||
I think I might chose the latter if that is the options
My poor little twink vampire deserves it

@foggy valve What'd u do
|| im gonna free the children
||
but i haven ot done it yet, but will do
i am currently || fighting him, slamming some daylight on his weak ass vampire face ||
Shadowcute pulled through
Fight must be insane without ||daylight||
U could say ||that boss is really Dead by Daylight ™️ ||
I ||sent them all to Auschwi- The Underdark ||
I think it would be doable, double cast high level spells from my sorc, 6 attacks from baezel, we cookin a lot of dammies
I noticed I could let the || spell sit on his staff and just not enter dialogue until he was low and repeat until dead essentially but felt it was cheesy so started asap ||

|| he takes 20 damage every round if he's in sunlight, and you can cast it on his staff, it doesnt trigger dialogue since it's so long range spell and you just wait
||
Mine bugged out, ||the 6 people around the arena must have nutted cause he stopped suckin. So fight was super easy, reload didnt fix it||
|| do you have astarion? ||
I was just chasing him round with a sunbeam
Yeah that might be it then
























































