CRPGang

[exotic kayak]

love a story where I actually don't know whats coming next

[lament hatch]

oh fuck dimension door

lets go

[wild nexus]

this was different than what i got

in mine || i made all the nurses fight to the death and then told the guy to give me an example of what he wanted me to do, then he killed himself ||

[winter vigil]

Holy fuck that's a banger

[exotic kayak]

sheeeeeeee

[winter vigil]

Shame the bow is just better with the crit chance

[lament hatch]

||am I suppose to join the emperor? as I wasnt ready for this fight ||

||these fucks attacking 4 times in a turn bruh||

[modest musk]

any act 3 chads around?

this puzzle boss is stressing me the F out

[winter vigil]

which

GIGA BASED

[modest musk]

the ||trial of baal|| but I just got it

[winter vigil]

o

So many leggos

WTF

[modest musk]

go to bed wtf

[winter vigil]

Yeah

I wanted to finish my goal

I did I can go to bed satisfied

[cobalt talon]

finally made it to the city

i expect it to be like Novigrad in Witcher 3 *10

that was a great RPG city

usually cities suck in RPGs

[mint sparrow]

DOS2 had a pretty great city to do quests in and move around

[cobalt talon]

i dont even remember Arx that well anymore

Novigrad however blew me away, first time a city in an RPG was vast and actually felt alive

i need to replay that after BG3

[wild nexus]

gyat dam that goes hard

i saved the tiefs last night

[tawdry glacier]

Heavy crossbows are cringe

[wild nexus]

shutup hoe

[dusky shale]

why are goblins throwing firebombs at their own feet

[twilit raft]

Where

[dusky shale]

ruined battlefield

[wild nexus]

in 5e they are big cringe

or all crossbows are bc of loading property

[tawdry glacier]

that's what I said

[wild nexus]

they are pog in bg3

[tawdry glacier]

no they aren't

dual hand crossbow or gtfo

[wild nexus]

maybe if i was thief

2fighter+thief

[twilit raft]

Bow with bracing or gtfo

[wild nexus]

hxbow has bracing

[winter vigil]

Good thing there is only a leggo bow

More impactful than blizzard's leggo bow too

[wild nexus]

surprise surprise

[cobalt talon]

so one thing

where ||the fuck did that HUGE MARCHING ARMY WITH A GIANT FLOATING BRAIN go?||

||werent they marching on Baldur's Gate? I made it to the city before them?||

did i miss something?

they're just hiding somewhere now?

[lament hatch]

you mean the ||brain that you can accidently jihad yourself with using Gale to get an ending? didnt at all do that to myself yesterday||

[cobalt talon]

i didnt use him|| so the brain is still at large ||

[lament hatch]

if you do ||the credits roll because you kill everyone||

[cobalt talon]

[lament hatch]

@dusky shale are you in act 2?

[dusky shale]

dunno does the game say when you are in act 2 or not

[lament hatch]

are you in spooky lands? or australia

[dusky shale]

spooky

[lament hatch]

Act 2

theres a place in act 2 uhh house of healing

if you didnt check it out definitely find it

[tawdry glacier]

I'm running Astarion as 5 fighter/ 3 rogue rn

shit kinda slaps

[cobalt talon]

yeah i gotta multiclass his ass

he's a lvl 9 assassin for me now and he's fallen off

think he needs some fighter levels to pick it up

[tawdry glacier]

when you dual wield you get so many attacks and then action surge..

[cobalt talon]

assassins dont get a lot when they lvl up

he's a ranger for me

[tawdry glacier]

thief is better than assassin imo

[cobalt talon]

dual hand xbows

not metagaming so im fine

i like him as an assassin

[exotic kayak]

that place was wild

[winter vigil]

smh changing the origin characters classes

[cobalt talon]

its just that he's clearly not keeping up with the power creep of the others in my gang

[lament hatch]

it absolutely is wild

everyone should do house of healing

[cobalt talon]

btw this is in my camp, what are we planning

[cobalt talon]

[exotic kayak]

I thought it was pretty interesting

[cobalt talon]

it was for sure

[lament hatch]

@cobalt talon yep totally normal in a house of healing

[cobalt talon]

that entire second part of Act 2 is a wicked horrow show

[wild nexus]

multiclass is phat

[exotic kayak]

Lots of story in it too

[exotic kayak]

Oh ye I got that too

[wild nexus]

if ur gloomstalker + assassin its pretty big

[cobalt talon]

i didnt want him to be a gloomstalker, i have enough casters

wanted him to be purely into arrows and bombs and poison

[lament hatch]

apparently you can get different results ||of him deleting himself||

which is fucking wild

[winter vigil]

Yes

[wild nexus]

gloomstalker isnt a caster

[winter vigil]

gloomstalker FUCKS

3 attacks

[cobalt talon]

isnt it spell based

[winter vigil]

murder everything

no

I right click on enemy

[cobalt talon]

like a caster assassin

[winter vigil]

they perish

[wild nexus]

it gets spells but isnt really casting focused

[cobalt talon]

aight i'll respec

i dont want every character to be a caster, thats boring

[wild nexus]

if u stealth and attack first you blow up an enemy

[exotic kayak]

Imagine not running Karlach

[winter vigil]

I never ca be fucked to stealth first

[winter vigil]

bze'zel better

[exotic kayak]

Cope

[winter vigil]

real ones know why

[cobalt talon]

assassin crits all the time though

and stealth attacks every turn

[winter vigil]

I tried astarian once

I did not understand the combat loop I could not restealth

[cobalt talon]

also think i need to multiclass my sorc

[winter vigil]

He was a thief

[cobalt talon]

got 9 sorcery points now, its a bit much

[tawdry glacier]

you don't have to be stealthed for sneak attack just disadvantage

[exotic kayak]

I fought some demons and being a fire based sorc against it was not ideal

[wild nexus]

my ranger has like +10 initiative

[winter vigil]

yeah

[winter vigil]

idek how to get advantage tbh

I've just been right clicking everyone

[cobalt talon]

astarion always goes first for me

as an assassin

and he crits against everyone who hasnt made a turn yet, pretty much a oneshot on almost anyone but bosses or big chonkers so far

[wild nexus]

can use shart guiding bolt, or that one ranger spell that roots an enemy give adv

[lament hatch]

||who the fuck tells this to a child ||

[winter vigil]

That's a spell slot...

shart's purpose is to look hot, stay pretty, give me a kiss every time I talk to her, and heal me

[winter vigil]

Me 😈

[wild nexus]

she has like 15 spell slots man

[winter vigil]

And my stratigy of hit them hard needs all 15 slots on aoe heal

next question

[wild nexus]

u can just channel divinity

[winter vigil]

twice.

[wild nexus]

for heal

twice. every short rest ‼️

[winter vigil]

Did you ever get the leggo staff

[wild nexus]

nah

where at?

[winter vigil]

||mage tower ||

||The nightsong quest dude||

[wild nexus]

this act 2?

[winter vigil]

act 3

[wild nexus]

ahh no then

still in act 2

[winter vigil]

It gives you a free spell slot

of ANY level should you have it

so I've been popping it for a level 6 aid

[wild nexus]

gulp

[winter vigil]

+25 HP points

[cobalt talon]

o wait i was mixing up gloomstalker with Arcane Trickster, Astarion's origin subclass

[wild nexus]

thats one div channel

[winter vigil]

for all my dudes

[wild nexus]

silly myz

[winter vigil]

So lae'zel is just walking around with like 150 HP casually

[wild nexus]

lmao

[winter vigil]

my crow I summon has 26

imp has 35 etc

[cobalt talon]

still think i like assassin most out of the 3

with 2 lvls of fighter for the action surge

[winter vigil]

I don't even short rest anymore tbh

[cobalt talon]

thief extra bonus action is tempting though

[winter vigil]

I have so many camp supplies from looting everything

I went thief because some random page I googled said go theif

But I imagine that is only really worth it if you don't have a gloomstalker ranger like I do

SInce I can pick locks and disarm traps just fine

[cobalt talon]

true true

gonna go assassin/fighter

see how that goes

[tawdry glacier]

extra bonus action is so good when dual wielding

[cobalt talon]

switch things around a bit

[cobalt talon]

yeah true

[winter vigil]

Doesn't it just let you like offhand 1 mor etime

[cobalt talon]

think im gonna use heavy xbows maybe this time around

[tawdry glacier]

"just"

[winter vigil]

What is that actual difference between heavy xbow and like

light xbow

[cobalt talon]

no clue but i looted some fat heavy xbows

and without the thief bonus action i dont think dual wielding is the way to go

[winter vigil]

Act 3 has so many leggos

Like the end of any section will reward one

[cobalt talon]

respeccing is only 100g anyway, can fuck around as much as i want

but i want to stay close to the OG character

think im respeccing Shart as well, trickery domain is mid

hmm to enable heavy xbow i'd have to take Weapon Master, which is 4 proficiencies and 1 dex, but i only need 1 of the proficiencies.

guess it's worth it

[winter vigil]

I went life domain on her

[cobalt talon]

ye

my thought as well

[winter vigil]

Apparently the lightning cleric fucks too if you want dam

[cobalt talon]

rogue gets a lot of this shit in later levels

but it doesnt matter for me

astarion is never targetted

[exotic kayak]

Ye my Shart is life domain

[cobalt talon]

im multiclassing my sorc into this

it has some evil synergies with storm sorcery

[winter vigil]

I might have a lightning bot next playthrough

Grab all that lightning gear in act 1

seems like it could be fun

I do wonder how anything is like realistically better than a full fighter tho

I don't have much dnd exp but

[cobalt talon]

its what im doing

[winter vigil]

bae'zel can land 7 massive dam hits in 1 turn

[cobalt talon]

there's a lot of lightning charge hits

gear*

[winter vigil]

3 attacks, if crit or kill onus action great weapon thing, action surge 7 hits

Add in a bless buff in there she's just growing a fat futa cock and shoving down anyone's throats

[lament hatch]

wizard fighter is kinda pog

heavy armor and big aoe

[cobalt talon]

ye but i have to start as a fighter right?

to get heavy armor proficiency

[lament hatch]

nah

[cobalt talon]

assa/fighter multiclass is bussin

yeah this is the way for sure

laezel single classing battle master is 100% the way to go, that one's kicking ass

[lament hatch]

bruh back to back critical failures

on a fucking 10

[tawdry glacier]

skill issue

[tawdry glacier]

I also went battle master on Astarion

superiority dice kinda juicy

[cobalt talon]

yeah

[winter vigil]

Yeah

Its gotta just be the goat

She hits so fucking hard

my ranger has a perma bless buff too

[cobalt talon]

i cant wait to play a paladin next playthrough

[winter vigil]

I don't know how I managed that

[cobalt talon]

everyone is raving about how strong they are

[winter vigil]

But I wish it was on bae'zel

I was thinking resisting the dark urge and not breaking oath

I don't know what either of those mean but it sounds cool

[cobalt talon]

i think its almost impossible to not be an oathbreaker

[winter vigil]

Well well well

I was told it was impossible to gaslight every act 2 boss into killing themselves but here we are

[wild nexus]

ive done it too

[exotic kayak]

Damn I must be an act 2 boss

[cobalt talon]

why didnt i respec Shart earlier

i think i used her Trickery Domain spells once

if at all

[exotic kayak]

Ye it sucks

[winter vigil]

Yeah

[cobalt talon]

been basically playing her as a life domain cleric

[exotic kayak]

Life domain pops off

[cobalt talon]

the spells she gets are so good

[winter vigil]

Honestly

[cobalt talon]

i've been missing out

[winter vigil]

I'm gonna dye her armour pink give her catgirls

She's basically my egirl support duo

[exotic kayak]

[cobalt talon]

she

cute though

[winter vigil]

atm she's got that adamantite scale armour

and a nice greek style dress for the camp

[wild nexus]

life domain is goated

[cobalt talon]

i need better camp drip

hope i can find it in the city

[exotic kayak]

Finding good camp drip is hard

[winter vigil]

You will

[cobalt talon]

man i never thought clerics would be so much fun

they're so versatile

kinda curious about bards now

[exotic kayak]

I actually have had the same thought after playing with shadow heart as life domain lol

[cobalt talon]

gonna respec my main to 2 tempest cleric and the rest sorc

think starting as a cleric gives medium armor and shields

[exotic kayak]

It does ye

[wild nexus]

im goin gigachad sorlock for my next playthrough

starting fighter for that heavy armor and shield prof too

[exotic kayak]

I was pretty set on warlock for next playthrough but now idk

[wild nexus]

i just wanna try great old one

ive been wanting to try it in 5e for a while but no friends play it

or they make me dm

[cobalt talon]

i needed this

lmao my guy can carry a lot more suddenly

praise the lord

[winter vigil]

How

I've just been sending off to camp

then funneling it through to the venders

[tawdry glacier]

strength

[cobalt talon]

eeeh

for ppl in act 3, at the start: did you ||evolve ||or not

i think im gonna

[cobalt talon]

8 points in str though, i dont get it

[tawdry glacier]

[cobalt talon]

none of my items add carry str

its since i reclassed to cleric/sorc

fuck

i shouldnt have ||evolved||

thats for an evil playthrough

[tawdry glacier]

you look constipated

[cobalt talon]

i savescummed

no way im going down that path on my good run

ah no, i get it

the carry capacity was impacted by the astral domain's gravity

[winter vigil]

FILTHY

[cobalt talon]

i unfilthed myself

[wild nexus]

based

[sharp vault]

https://puu.sh/JNLmx/655365f363.png

god

its so easy being a bard

[wild nexus]

wtf

[cobalt talon]

same with astarion

he rolls 34-35s regularly

[wild nexus]

im debating whether or not to multiclass my fighter ranger into rogue as well

perhaps a 2/4/6?

[cobalt talon]

hmmm

4/4/4 for 3 feats

[wild nexus]

idk if lands stride is worth going to 8 ranger

[cobalt talon]

or 2/8/4

wait no

2/8/2, losing out your last feat

[wild nexus]

4/4/4 means no extra attack

[cobalt talon]

[wild nexus]

i dont mind losing one feat

[cobalt talon]

rogue doesnt really get huge shit

just feats towards the end

[wild nexus]

yea id prob go 2fighter 4rogue and 6ranger then

i just really want to try assassin gloomstalker

[cobalt talon]

im going 2 cleric/ 10 sorc

then i get the final metamagic skill

[wild nexus]

[cobalt talon]

idc about the final feat

[wild nexus]

yea classes are very frontloaded

i didnt realize rogues get so many feats

@winter vigil thoughts on rogue?

[cobalt talon]

yea actually kinda mad

im going 2 fighter 10 rogue on mine

[foggy valve]

rogues are skill monkeys thats why

[stark acorn]

Hey don't call me a monkey

[wild nexus]

kieya got some nice moves

[foggy valve]

They're literally called skill monkeys in dnd

The phrase comes from the Rogue’s archetype as the nimble cat burglar and the Halfling, whose stature makes them physically similar to monkeys.

[wild nexus]

bard+rogue

[lament hatch]

So in otherwords Kieya is a monkey?

[winter vigil]

Have not used rogue except to pick some locks

[wild nexus]

you should try it

a lot of feats

i know you like feats

[winter vigil]

Is that the long con

[cobalt talon]

my god after several days of nothing but grey, this is so nice

[wild nexus]

idk act2 kinda goatede

[cobalt talon]

it was great ye

but the contrast is nice

[mental linden]

im gotta do mountain pass and underdark

on my solo

where to go first

[lament hatch]

mountain pass

I did underdark and skipped mountain pass kinda regret, shoulda done both

[wild nexus]

cant you go back and do mountain pass stuff

[lament hatch]

im at like the end of act 2

[wild nexus]

i planned on going that route for evil run anyway

[lament hatch]

cant go back I think?

[wild nexus]

you prob can idk if it changes things though

unless theres some kinda point of no return

[subtle herald]

You can go back before act 3 psure

I think I did underdark and most of act 2 before going mountain pass

[tawdry glacier]

you can do both

I did

[foggy valve]

underdark isn't the transition

underdark is act1

[tawdry glacier]

you can go from under dark to act 2

[foggy valve]

Yes

But the entire area is part of act1

[tawdry glacier]

Ye

[mental linden]

think imma do mountain first since i already did underdark in another run

[tawdry glacier]

Do both

[foggy valve]

Mountain pass is also act1 just high level stuff

[tawdry glacier]

[foggy valve]

THEN you can only approach act2 from either underdark or above ground (certain things play out if you go one way or another)

[wild nexus]

think i may go back for the xp

[tawdry glacier]

Easier to do under dark first and then mountain pass

[foggy valve]

you could in theory go both ways but you just wont trigger a bunch of events when you go down and go the other way

fr fr

underdark is like level 5 area

mountain lvl 6

chillin

[mental linden]

im level 6 already

[wild nexus]

is it actually worth to go back if act 2 tho

[winter vigil]

||https://fxtwitter.com/EllohimeTwitch/status/1691244590366343168 ||

[mental linden]

think imma level cap early on my solo

[foggy valve]

yeah i think so

just for story beats

[wild nexus]

ah

[foggy valve]

but not a big deal if not

[wild nexus]

what if my green chick is dead

[foggy valve]

Sir?

[wild nexus]

she had it comin

[foggy valve]

I dunno what happens then

[wild nexus]

hmm

maybe i go see then

im taking forever on this game

its so good though

[foggy valve]

all worth it in the end young luka

[wild nexus]

[mental linden]

hopefully my game doesnt crash every 30 minutes when i go to the underdark again

[foggy valve]

and then we go AGANE

[wild nexus]

true

evil run

[foggy valve]

WE'RE SO BACK KINGS

GAMING IS BACK ON THE MENU

[mental linden]

hopefully starfeild is on the menu too

[foggy valve]

starfield i am waiting for reviews

[wild nexus]

i dont trust those guys

[mental linden]

i got it free

[foggy valve]

Todd Howard has seduced me too many times

[mental linden]

so ill let you know

[wild nexus]

based

[mental linden]

also think i have an extra code

wonder if i can resell that

[cobalt talon]

Peebler starfield discord stream inc

[foggy valve]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uOPGkEJ56Q

[wild nexus]

damn i love starfield

[foggy valve]

Good man Luka

[tawdry glacier]

star field is gonna be poopoo, calling it now

[cobalt talon]

No u

[tawdry glacier]

[mental linden]

@plucky quail

[plucky quail]

[twilit raft]

Banned

[cobalt talon]

4 fireballs in one turn

[twilit raft]

How

[winter vigil]

You press fireball 4 times duh

[twilit raft]

[winter vigil]

Though he was talking about sorc fighter so prob double action into action surge

[cobalt talon]

smart guy

[winter vigil]

I'm so smart

[cobalt talon]

i like this lightning stuff but i think im gonna go full fire blasters

fireball is too much fun

[wild nexus]

fireball is a classic

[winter vigil]

Have problem? Throw big ball of fire?

problem solved.

[cobalt talon]

maybe go fighter/sorc/evoker wizard to make my allies immune to my fireballs

can just throw down then

[twilit raft]

Vampire touch

Epic succ

What did you guys do in the creche

I got insta killed by a god

[wild nexus]

plus if you are wizard cant you consume all your scrolls

[twilit raft]

Oops

[foggy valve]

Yes

[wild nexus]

big

[foggy valve]

Why is luka different pfp on phone vs pc

[wild nexus]

uhhhh

idk

[foggy valve]

Hackerman?

[wild nexus]

should be for tsl

[foggy valve]

Phone has wizard img

Pc has lukaface

[wild nexus]

schierke is my general pfp

[cobalt talon]

pretended to act along

[foggy valve]

I got sucked off

[cobalt talon]

act 3 starts with some good old xenophobe humans and racism

[wild nexus]

creche sounds like the place to be

[cobalt talon]

it sure was

[wild nexus]

casting fireballs in actual dnd is more satisfying

bc u get to roll a shit ton of dice if you cast it up

[cobalt talon]

never played real dnd

[wild nexus]

[cobalt talon]

but i kinda want to get a taste now

played other dnd games before but BG3 sort of brings tabletop in your face with the ingame dice rolls etc

and 5e seems easier to grasp than whatever edition BG2 was based on

with THAC0 scores etc

[wild nexus]

yea 3.5 was bg2

i think

current edition is 5e

[cobalt talon]

gonna convince irl friends to join the nerd train

[wild nexus]

larian revised some things bc video game

[cobalt talon]

small chance tho

[wild nexus]

druid in bg3 is ass compared to 5e

[cobalt talon]

and none of us could play DM anyway

ye druid seems poor

||Jaheira ||was with me for a bit and she was weak

[wild nexus]

cant even use barb rage in bear form in bg3

[cobalt talon]

maybe it can be multiclassed into sth decent idk

[wild nexus]

and u get limited forms

[cobalt talon]

my next playthrough is a power hungry scheming oathbreaker pala

and one after that the most diabolical Dark Urge barb probably

[wild nexus]

im goin sorlock blaster

gonna be machine gunning some ebin blast

5e you can wild shape into t-rex

[winter vigil]

I'm only using the druid lady for quest that she seems to be involved in

[modest musk]

my bg3 is stuck on validating in steam

Im on a hard fight in the game

[wild nexus]

savescummers btfo'd

another W for liars

[modest musk]

thats on me for starting another dungon boss quest without resting after ||orin||

[cobalt talon]

what would clayp do

[stark acorn]

[cobalt talon]

[winter vigil]

I've donated like 20k to the poor so gar

I'm a loot goblin

But with a purpose

[cobalt talon]

screw the poor

[winter vigil]

Robin hood fr

I got my bow and everything

[cobalt talon]

like the guy with people in his house

kicked them out

bruh the first encounter with ||Orin in the refugee village is so random ||

[wild nexus]

i spent all my gold at moonrise or whatever its called

im a brokie now

https://youtu.be/6DBOv0QC-Ck
homelander supplying the builds

[winter vigil]

I've got 40k gold you want some

[wild nexus]

wtf

how do u get all this gold

[winter vigil]

I pick everything up

And then sell it

[wild nexus]

mans playing d4 in bg3

[winter vigil]

Yes

[lament hatch]

Man is the toll collector

[wild nexus]

i hoard magic items and books for some reason

[winter vigil]

My stack of gold weighs 40 pounds

[wild nexus]

wtf

[winter vigil]

And yes I keep it in my inventory and not my stash

[lament hatch]

go fight the toll collector with that stack of gold

[winter vigil]

No I gaslit him into unaliving himself

[wild nexus]

lmao same

[lament hatch]

just like doolb gaslit Karlach into a 3 some with Halsin?

[wild nexus]

easiest gold stack of my life

[modest musk]

i ahte her

[modest musk]

i never talked to halsin once and then just now he was like "I have so many emotions for you"

https://tenor.com/view/abbott-elementary-greg-tyler-james-williams-stares-stares-into-the-camera-gif-24991851

[wild nexus]

classic bg3

gale tried to seduce me with wizardry last night

hes been sitting at camp all week

[stark acorn]

||did you just not save thaniel? 😢 ||

[modest musk]

no I did

but I had to backdoor it cause I didnt even know it was a thing

[wild nexus]

i hate when karlach disapproves of me letting her do things that are self destructive

[lament hatch]

||I hate karlach||

[wild nexus]

dont tell doolb

[stark acorn]

mana about to make some enemies

[modest musk]

cringe lord

banned

[lament hatch]

[wild nexus]

doolb whats that emote with the sarcastic peepo giving a thumbs up

[wild nexus]

not that

i like it tho

[modest musk]

this one?

[stark acorn]

||did anyone else trick the toll collecter into just blowing up and killing herself lol||

didnt even think that would happen

[wild nexus]

thanks im stealin

[lament hatch]

lol ||I made the person at the bar drink themselves to death||

[subtle herald]

that one was so funny

[modest musk]

i might wait to do 2nd play through for when the patch drops

https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/15rwup7/laratlarian_on_twitter_current_roadmap_a_hotfix_4/

[foggy valve]

no you wont

you're gonna go 2nd playthru hard and fast

and 3rd post patch

[modest musk]

i dont wanna burn out

[foggy valve]

maybe on ps5 version and ur just a console king

[modest musk]

the real problem is doing another play through and not romancing karlach

she's just so perfect

[foggy valve]

you're gonna have to be a real meanie bobeanie and || take wyll and kill her||

[modest musk]

never gonna happen

[foggy valve]

You gonna have to....

[modest musk]

ill kill 100 wylls before i even think about saying anything rude to karlach

[foggy valve]

I killed Karlach in my first EA playthru where she was put in

because I didnt know she was good

so we ambushed and killed her for wyll and those paladins

[modest musk]

fakers!

[foggy valve]

no YOU are WEAK

You wont do what MUST be done

[modest musk]

What MUST be done is holding karlachs hand

[wild nexus]

holy based

[cobalt talon]

Future King of the Belgians

[tawdry glacier]

me

[wild nexus]

put pengu head on the armor

[cobalt talon]

[foggy valve]

He placed himself in the loading screen too

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136669747367379054/1138122397770317824/gtaefoeedogb1.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136669747367379054/1138122398068129792/8rmisiqddogb1.png

He's the lad with the torch

He loves that fucking armor, always wears it to panel from hell

[wild nexus]

what a chad

[tawdry glacier]

based

[wild nexus]

my goat

[modest musk]

Post toons

[tawdry glacier]

I already did

[cobalt talon]

i still have to get used to armor not infliction penalties for spellcasters

my gang is pretty vanilla

[modest musk]

love astarion

does like 40dmg a turn

[cobalt talon]

yooo there's a circus here

BG3 is already my third most played steam game

not a big steam gamer though

[modest musk]

how do u find that

[cobalt talon]

just on your profile

all games

[cobalt talon]

Dead by daylight huh

[modest musk]

fun game

[odd ravine]

definitely not a steam gamer but bg3 has a way to catch up

[sharp vault]

Finished act 2 and I'm kinda drained..

[odd ravine]

actually is it time to subject my 10yo to portal? surely

[lament hatch]

yes

[modest musk]

wdym

[sharp vault]

It's just a lot yknow

[odd ravine]

his balls are empty and he must eat and sleep before he can go again it happens more and more as you get older, hes just washed

[lament hatch]

Azor probaly ||jihaded himself and went oh fuck||

[sharp vault]

Nah

He's my bro

[odd ravine]

i cant respect him until he shaves

he has a place in the party, but i want him to shave.

[wild nexus]

got any cool tf2 hats?

[mental linden]

found a slight

exploit

[modest musk]

i have the apple earbuds

[mental linden]

[modest musk]

and then whatever you got for being a goodboy and not cheating

[wild nexus]

buds

[modest musk]

playing tf2 in highschool with the boys

[stark acorn]

time for a long rest

[lament hatch]

with extra tadpoles

[twilit raft]

The creche

|| tuckers left me no choice ||

[cobalt talon]

How did you deal with it

Mine ||went ||

[potent hamlet]

I dont have a problem, you do

[modest musk]

[modest musk]

is pathfinder fun

[potent hamlet]

I love it

But its a bit more in depth than BG3

and when I say a bit, I mean a lot

but arguably the combat, gearing and classes are better than BG3, but the world and story isnt as polished

[cobalt talon]

I’m glad I don’t play PoE on steam

Pathfinder games are next for me, then Tyranny, Solasta and Pillars 2 that I ditched halfway

[modest musk]

@wild nexus just got some gloves sthat lets me use my cantrip as a free action once per short rest

[cobalt talon]

Nothing like good crpg

[modest musk]

6 instances of ebin blast

[potent hamlet]

I'd recommend PF over any of them

[modest musk]

no dragon age?

[potent hamlet]

Wrath is a hell of a lot better than Kingmaker though and you dont have to play kingmaker first at all

[modest musk]

nice casual and comfy

[dusky shale]

I think i lost all my hours played on slay the spire cause i switched from normal version to beta

[potent hamlet]

too casual and not good past the first one imo

We love slaying spires

[dusky shale]

also civ 5 would prob be top if i included my pirated version

[odd ravine]

ok but how many hours of shower with your dad simulator

[dusky shale]

[wild nexus]

based af

[odd ravine]

the fact that the speed run of this is already down to 10mins is wild, but it does feel a bit cheeky that ||gale counts via going thermonuclear and skipping half the game||

[potent hamlet]

yee

I mean I tried it myself and was very surprised to get the credits

nice meme though

[modest musk]

just needs to be its own category

gale%

[odd ravine]

funnier if they dont

[sharp vault]

dumb question maybe but if im on end of act 2, is watching that speedrun gonna be spoilery

or does it cheese some kind of meme ending (based on what doolb just said) early on

[odd ravine]

it spoils almost nothing because the man skips so much content, but he ends the game at the end of act 2 using meme so you could watch it

[modest musk]

why does act 3 have to be so fucking buggy man ahh

[odd ravine]

expect a lot of jumping wizzard spamming options

[modest musk]

the speedrun itself doesnt spoil much of anything if you've finished act 2 and have talked to gale like 3 times

[winter vigil]

Name 50 bugs

[modest musk]

tons of quest flags are just ignored or dont work

orphan girl just straght up disappeared from my camp

just had a quest with astarion where his line of dialogue was voiced by the NPC he was talking to instead of him

[winter vigil]

Shes dead

spoilers

[modest musk]

despite subtitles saying it was him

[stark acorn]

Dang I was going to watch the speed run after I finished, wild its at 10 minutes already lol

Assuming that's any%

[modest musk]

yeah without any sort of notice or heads upp

just gone but her cats here

[winter vigil]

She leaves to get you a gift

She gets kidnapped by the guild and sold into slavery

[sharp vault]

bro?

[modest musk]

why didnt it tell me that?

[winter vigil]

because you're dumb and stupid

[modest musk]

bugged game

nice "polish"

[winter vigil]

Yeah...

Is it over...?

[modest musk]

why coudlnt each act have 2 yeras of early access live beta testing

at least they already postsed a roadmap

[foggy valve]

Doolbee put the game down and wait for patch or Shut ur trap Hole or im coming to nebraska and burning down all runza Selling stores and blaming you

[modest musk]

runza selling stores are just called runza

its a fast food chain

[foggy valve]

Well guess they’re all gone now

[foggy valve]

https://tenor.com/view/runza-nebraska-gif-21040509

[modest musk]

putro at the runza 😳
what's he ordering 🤔

[foggy valve]

One of everything, gotta try it all

@cobalt talon

[odd ravine]

you can have the whole party perform

if theyve all got the trait or feat or w/e it is

someone on lute, drums, you name it - its a whole band affair!

[foggy valve]

Yeye and if they dont have an instrument they whistle

[potent hamlet]

Beast over ifan? Deplorable

[foggy valve]

https://x.com/jimsterling/status/1691472190640689152

Commander Stephanie Sterling (@JimSterling)

The Baldur’s Gate 3 experience is stumbling into a little corner in a cave that looks quite boring, and leaving that corner as the new god of a tribe of fish people.

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I did this

[modest musk]

@foggy valve what are we thinking for next play

drow druid?

tief pally?

[foggy valve]

I wanna do Druid for suuuure

All those Lil holes

[potent hamlet]

I loved my druid

[modest musk]

thinking tact run on druid

[foggy valve]

My current is drow - it gives very interesting choices in act1 because drow aren’t Well liked

[modest musk]

drow druid that Marries Karlach

[potent hamlet]

Nice mix between backline controller/blaster and then shapeshift into an owlbear and fuck up anyone in your way

[potent hamlet]

You are literally describing my first playthrough

I was even drow

[modest musk]

must be a bug in your game, bc karlach is my wife

[exotic kayak]

What party did u run

[potent hamlet]

nu-uh

[foggy valve]

Doolbee doesn’t marry Karlach Challenge, difficulty impossible

[modest musk]

every time I play an rpg with romance I pick the best option right away and no matter how many replays I always pick the same girl

miranda for mass effect, for example

[potent hamlet]

Karlach, Shart, Wyll/Gale depending

I was always a liara

[modest musk]

Gho (Half-elf Warlock)
Karlach
Astarion
Shadowcute

unbeatable squad

[stark acorn]

i also did this lmao

[potent hamlet]

I cant resist the blue tentacle lady

[stark acorn]

was very surprised with what that was considering how well it was hidden

[modest musk]

whaich romance do you think @winter vigil will pick for ME

my money is ||tali|| or ||ashley||

maybe ||jack||

[stark acorn]

absolutely ||ashley||

[potent hamlet]

Tali flacid romance on g

[foggy valve]

I want to find a meme on reddit but reddit on phone is just horrible

https://i.redd.it/7q9qvuplo7ib1.jpg

@modest musk this is me

[modest musk]

miranda lawson enjoyer EXTREMELY based

[winter vigil]

Permission to steal this meme sir

[foggy valve]

Granted

[modest musk]

rescind this permission

until he plays at least 1 of ME or DA

[foggy valve]

That will take too long unfortunately

[winter vigil]

I've alreadyused it

[potent hamlet]

Morrigan was the OG

I sexxed her every single run

[modest musk]

u guys wanna take bets what @winter vigil makes in Dragon Age: Origins

my money is on human noble rogue

[silver junco]

human noble background kinda cooked tho

dward noble big aswell tho

[mental linden]

@modest musk like my little collection

[modest musk]

he only plays male humans in rpg

[silver junco]

based

[winter vigil]

HUMAN MALE

BIG WEAPON?

I THINK SO!

[wild nexus]

[silver junco]

https://i.redd.it/dhdcoqy6cdbb1.jpg

[winter vigil]

Fighter or hunter

wow rotted my brain forever

Even though every game fucks up bow gameplay

[silver junco]

Skyrim bow gameplay

[winter vigil]

They can't think past shot the bow

[silver junco]

wanting to do anything with bow except shoot arrow. Makes you a disgusting legolas wannabe treehugging elf

• this post was sponsored by the dwarf gang

[odd ravine]

In life, my wife is a happy high vibes short blonde.

In every game ever: GIVE ME A TALL POUTY LONG BLACK HAIRED SNARKY WOMAN WHO TALKS SHIT ON ME AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY

[winter vigil]

based

[modest musk]

what else do you even expect lole

[winter vigil]

dangerously so

[modest musk]

not dating gingers exclusively

[winter vigil]

I'm not an elf

that's cringe

I'm a human male

[silver junco]

I see you're a laezel enjoyer aswell

[winter vigil]

with bisceps bigger than the regular persons thigh

[odd ravine]

Dangerously juggling laezel and shart

[wild nexus]

lmao

[winter vigil]

Hope you succeed king

[odd ravine]

I fear I am not long for this world

Better to go out like a supernova

[wild nexus]

gale%

[wild nexus]

thats me bro

[dusky shale]

Minthara> all

She's just misunderstood

[winter vigil]

Y-yeah

Sure she is buddy

Now

[odd ravine]

I enjoyed clobbering her

[winter vigil]

How many bodies you got in your stash

[stark acorn]

shes very fucking dead

[sharp vault]

meanwhile I just murdered the fuck out of minthara at first sight and had no idea anything else was an option

[odd ravine]

But not as much as that hobgoblin prick in the next room

[stark acorn]

i sent that hobgoblin dude to the moon

[modest musk]

ghost is playing edgelord run

[dusky shale]

Should have seen the party in my camp when I murderhobod the grove

[stark acorn]

||theres a room in the goblin camp with like 8 powder barrels in it||

[odd ravine]

I didn't want to knock him into the void coz I wanted to loot him

But I did knock him down into the spider pit

[stark acorn]

doing a tadpole run and an absolute run would be cool

[dusky shale]

Minthara is just lonely and wants affection and hugs

[odd ravine]

Yeah my next run I want to go evil tadpole enjoyer

[stark acorn]

well she got pretty close to my daggers

[modest musk]

tadpole run is based nothing evil abt it

[dusky shale]

Got like 20 tadpoles stuck in my head

[stark acorn]

i have about the same amount in my camp storage lol

[odd ravine]

Nah I mean a run where I'm evil AND lean into the tadpoles

[modest musk]

the powers are so dope

[winter vigil]

I refuse to beleive that

my ability to draw a bow and let go is unmatched

[odd ravine]

I want to do a run as whatshisface

The urge?

[wild nexus]

act 2 moonrise || do i let the wall suck me in or is it a bad time ||

[modest musk]

stuff in durge is jstu 2 edgy 4 me

[silver junco]

I think a good durge could have potential

everything else i wouldnt do tho

[lament hatch]

Make sure to do a new play through

Kill gale and don't res him

[odd ravine]

Don't res him for 3 days

[wild nexus]

hey guys def didnt post this in d4 chat by accident

[wild nexus]

wait wtf

[stark acorn]

whered you get the red one

[wild nexus]

no clue

maybe preordeR?

[modest musk]

pay to win

[wild nexus]

poe better lole

[winter vigil]

It's 9:30 pm time to play video games

[winter vigil]

@modest musk Thoughts on my nasty treats

[modest musk]

watsed potential

[winter vigil]

Only the weak rely on powers that aren't their own

I was also not joking about my gold weighing 40 pounds

[wild nexus]

[modest musk]

u play a caster class..\

and use tons of magical items...

[winter vigil]

caster??????

Sir?

Do I look like a caster?

[modest musk]

ur a ranger

u have spell slots

[wild nexus]

this self-same trial is actual dog

savescummin the fuck outta this one

[winter vigil]

@foggy valve I fucked up ||shar's minions||

Dumb bitch idiot

[winter vigil]

hold up WHAT she's over 40?

shart a MILF

[modest musk]

Isn't she an elf

[winter vigil]

Putro was not fucking around when he said this was a hard choice

[wild nexus]

this mausoleum is ass

[winter vigil]

[wild nexus]

so should i go do the gith creche before i go into the ||shadowfell||

[modest musk]

ya

[winter vigil]

No reason not to tbh

[modest musk]

id make sure ur mostly done with everything else u wanna do in act 2 before that

[wild nexus]

oh does this start act 3 or what

[modest musk]

not really

but it changes some world states

[wild nexus]

gulp

[winter vigil]

Wyll got that rizz

[wild nexus]

damn hes a purist

i just put my first rogue level into my mc

[modest musk]

what 4

[wild nexus]

gonna try out gloomstalker assassin

sneak attack also good

gloomstalker doesnt really get anything crazy later on

[winter vigil]

I feel like it did

Something like if I miss an attack I get an attack for free

[wild nexus]

i just dont miss

[winter vigil]

It's pretty rare too

what benefits do I get from assassin?

[wild nexus]

advantage on people who havent taken a turn, auto crit on surprised enemies, restore action and bonus action on combat start

thats level 3

so like you open on someone with auto crit and can still use your action

2 sneak attacks and dread ambush

[modest musk]

i didnt like assassin tbh

i went thief 3 fighter 9 on astarion

[tawdry glacier]

based, did the same

might try to put some lvls in gloomstalker though and less in fighter

[modest musk]

jesus the ||iron throne hostages||

I had to leave a few behind

[modest musk]

fighter just seems so based like he just shits out dmg now

[cobalt talon]

Same. Too strong

Those reaction abilities are so good

[modest musk]

psionic backlash my beloved

[twilit raft]

there was little other option

[tawdry glacier]

thoughts on going paladin 7 / bard 5

[modest musk]

why bard

[tawdry glacier]

why not

[modest musk]

fuck bards

[twilit raft]

literally

[odd ravine]

@modest musk do the tadpoles expell waste?

Do they... Do they have a waste removal orifice?

[tawdry glacier]

yeah your brains full of shit

[modest musk]

yeah my mouth that's why I spew so much shit

[odd ravine]

Look I'm obviously trying to lay the groundwork for romancing a tadpole

... physically

Stop spoiling it

[tawdry glacier]

@modest musk I'm playing the flute and there's nothing you can do about it

[foggy valve]

Poor performance

[tawdry glacier]

sir?

[foggy valve]

Just saying how it is….

[tawdry glacier]

I am quite proficient in my instrument tyvm

[cobalt talon]

astarion has also been playing the flute in my camp

[exotic kayak]

[foggy valve]

Sir??

[exotic kayak]

ACT 2 SPOILER ||chose to spare the nightsong that was a pretty epic cutscene ||

[foggy valve]

I haven’t been wanting to burn feats on musical proficiency…