CRPGang

[mint sparrow]

wtf, gale and astarion are both needed in the party

you can't have only one

[tawdry glacier]

no they're not

haven't run gale in ages

[mint sparrow]

I bet you play wizard and don't want competition

[tawdry glacier]

I'm a paladin

[mint sparrow]

meta slave

[tawdry glacier]

🤨

meta?

[mint sparrow]

yeah, paladin was the top pick in BG3

didn't you see the data?

[tawdry glacier]

idk just picked it because it's cool

[mint sparrow]

it's okay

[tawdry glacier]

probably gonna play bard in my next playthrough

???

[mint sparrow]

short arms

[tawdry glacier]

[winter vigil]

I also haven't run gale or astarian

Only existed in that clip because of the hiest

[odd ravine]

running shart+laezel for the bants

[winter vigil]

shart+bze'zel+wyll

cleric heal bot OP

bae'zel hit hard many times

wyll minion god x

[odd ravine]

wyll seems fun and i really like the idea of squeezing karlach in too

problem is i want to run them all

[winter vigil]

I'm trying to flex them all out for act 3 questlines

yeah

[cobalt talon]

Yes you can

I pick up everything with alt

[tawdry glacier]

I can't

[cobalt talon]

Skill tissue

[tawdry glacier]

🤷‍♂️

[cobalt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-kiwi-bloons-balloons-btd5-btd6-gif-23714895

[twilit raft]

He's the nuke

Lore dump char

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/08/13/5b9f9cf834f57872.mp4

[odd ravine]

lmao

[tawdry glacier]

TIL you can eldrich blast a button

[lament hatch]

thats using your brain

[lament hatch]

softstep trial is that easy?

the fuck

[tawdry glacier]

||wth when I kill my mirror image I get the same weapon again? ||

[lament hatch]

||I didnt know you could loot them, so apparently I missed out on a really cracked ring||

[tawdry glacier]

||I now have two legendary maces ||

and yeah the ring is real good

[lament hatch]

||lmao I just cleared the silent library with astarion and didnt engage in any of the actual turn base combat||

so im confused

||I have the gems all 4 of them but I cant use the lift||

oh nevermind

now it worked

oh

Man they keep fucking punting Gale off a cliff

[wild nexus]

boys when will i escape act1

[lament hatch]

3 weeks from tomorrow

[tawdry glacier]

act 1 is massive

takes a long time

[cobalt talon]

convincing little kid thieflings to give me their stuff is the best part of this game

[tawdry glacier]

nooo you can't rob the little kids

[lament hatch]

||is Ketheric fight end of act 2?||

[cobalt talon]

man the Raphael voice actor

[modest musk]

More or less

[wild nexus]

killed that robot thing

was pretty ez

[modest musk]

https://youtu.be/iQisoUptTTk

spoilers tho

[cobalt talon]

this game

dear god

the ||attack on|| the inn ||by Marcus the Flaming Fist|| in the SCL

no parlay

[modest musk]

did you save the qt

[cobalt talon]

the fight just started

no shot isobel ||dies||

too cute

1 out of 5 attacks

and this potion

she's gonna clean up the entire battlefield

[lament hatch]

dont be dabbi and ||and get her killed then||

[cobalt talon]

already saved her

no one died

easy cleanup

[lament hatch]

you're already better than dabbi which is an undeniable fact

[cobalt talon]

misty step has got to be the best ability in the entire game

[lament hatch]

misty step is fucking awesome

[cobalt talon]

like laezel is strong but the aoe my sorc has is insane

fireball cantrip now thanks to a staff

nutty

[lament hatch]

bruh

get out of here with that counterspell shit

filthy mage

[cobalt talon]

can i take isobel with me to camp?

kinda bummed i havent gotten more companions by now

[wild nexus]

ACT1 DONE

[cobalt talon]

Halsin was the last one

[modest musk]

misty step cels seething when fly exists

[cobalt talon]

what the f

did you guys also fight this in A2?

[tawdry glacier]

uh no

[cobalt talon]

i was just talking to him and he transformed

[tawdry glacier]

where is that

[lament hatch]

I didnt do that fight but I remember that weird ox

[modest musk]

its the ||strange ox||

that was in the emerald grove

[tawdry glacier]

??

[modest musk]

in act 2 ||you can call him out||

[cobalt talon]

and now he's in the smithy in the A2 inn

[tawdry glacier]

oh he's in the inn

[cobalt talon]

wtf nothing is explained

[lament hatch]

im busy getting my shit kicked in by ||zrell||

[cobalt talon]

so he just transforms, you kill him and no quest or item explaining how or what

he did give me a nice hat

pretty good as well

but it has some fake long hair coming out of it

thats not even my hair color

[modest musk]

i cheesed this fight with the ||brillaint retort|| the ||deep gnomes gave me||

[lament hatch]

||I freed them but they arent saving me just me and the harpers||

[cobalt talon]

lmao she owned my ass

[molten abyss]

myz

stop being a horny bastard

[modest musk]

no they ||gave me a huge bomb||

[molten abyss]

and actually play the game

[modest musk]

that did ||lots of damage and aoe silence||

[lament hatch]

man fuck off with lay on hands

dude comes in and goes oh ||let me fucking lay on hands warden||

[cobalt talon]

the karniss fight was pretty easy

was expecting a harder boss fight

[modest musk]

yeah was a joke tbh

[cobalt talon]

what did you do to the pixie?

i dont trust it

[tawdry glacier]

||save it, otherwise you'd have to carry around that stupid lantern||

[cobalt talon]

ok the pixie is|| pretty evil it seems ||

[modest musk]

huh?

[cobalt talon]

it was talking about spilling my guts since i didnt free it

[modest musk]

||I let her go and shes like here's a cool blessing, later skater||

wouldnt you do the same thing if someone ||forced you to stay in a torture lantern||

[cobalt talon]

but pixies are shifty, the game said so

i thought it was gonna trick me

these t-posing mf

spooky

[tawdry glacier]

[modest musk]

tf are those

[cobalt talon]

wtf

karniss' lantern broke

now i have 2 broken lanterns

[tawdry glacier]

should have freed the pixie

[cobalt talon]

im reloading

f this

[modest musk]

i think my game was bugged or something cause (myz dont read this) ||in the shar trial with the leap of faith the path was just visible||

maybe darkvision or light or something

[tawdry glacier]

||same, but then I reloaded and it was gone||

[modest musk]

Do you have your graphics at medium?

[tawdry glacier]

no

ultra

[modest musk]

I do so maybe jsit vfx bug

I remember doing that trial and I kept seeing people online complain about it and I'm so confused cause it's like wtf just walk on the path?

[molten abyss]

you fucking monster

[cobalt talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNWyj6nCs8Q&list=PLi1CK-rsvz1Nfz83RMBp_9YaIgBWd0l9x&index=17&ab_channel=BorislavSlavov

thats the one

[cobalt talon]

||underneath the inn in A2 there's a Selunite shrine with a pack of these buggers in it||

tbf there's more content in A2 than i thought when you guys said it was very short

[wild nexus]

[cobalt talon]

just had that as well

Karlach, Halsin, Wyll and Gale are for my next playthrough, probably putting Gale on hold for the 3rd run

[modest musk]

Think it felt so short for me cause it's all in the same area vibe

[wild nexus]

[tawdry glacier]

ayo?

🤨

[wild nexus]

he may or may not be a devil

[cobalt talon]

[lament hatch]

Skill issue if you lose

[modest musk]

karlach is my wife

[tawdry glacier]

I fucked your wife

[modest musk]

no, that was my great old one patroned, tadpole munching, warlock

he used his psionic and alien powers to take control of your body to fuck karlach in a multiverse where he doesnt exist

says so right in the manual

[tawdry glacier]

right..

[cobalt talon]

holy moly this mausoleum is spooky

wtf

||here lies Isobel Thorme||

[tawdry glacier]

[foggy valve]

[modest musk]

i missed that mausoleum

[tawdry glacier]

how and why

[foggy valve]

impossibru

[cobalt talon]

the area design here is sick

ooooh thats where the thingy is

[modest musk]

||well first I got to the shaded lands wandered aimlessly until I explored the whole area then I randomyl found the last light inn, then before I knew it that flaming fist guy attacked so I saved isobel, then they told me to go to moonrise so I did||

[foggy valve]

and then || you should get sent to that mausoleum ||

[modest musk]

I didnt

[tawdry glacier]

||but you have to find the thing otherwise the guy is immortal||

[modest musk]

||i just went to the tower and freed the prisoners in the basement. then I immediately did the shar stuff||

[foggy valve]

|| unless doolbee joined the absolute ||

|| its same mausoleum as shar stuff ||

[modest musk]

||oh I thought the mausoleum was something idfferent than shar stuff||

[tawdry glacier]

||oh no halsin said he wants me||

[modest musk]

i do wish bg3 just had like [flirt] tags like every other rpg

[exotic kayak]

||Read if cringe ||

[modest musk]

i dont like everoyne immediately wanting my dong right away

[exotic kayak]

Very true

Just want to be homies

[foggy valve]

https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/815

i havent used it but im gonna guess that in the coming weeks you'll see a lot of mods fixing those minor things

[modest musk]

but I like the romance, just less coin flip

like I said 1 (one) nice thing to wyll then he's like "shall we dance? 😉 "

[foggy valve]

just turn them down when asking for a night and you should be fine

[modest musk]

I did but i still felt bad

[foggy valve]

shadowheart doesnt wanna bang me

i maxxed rep early on

but it wont trigger the events necessary

[modest musk]

vark got cucked out of her special spear

[molten abyss]

Doolb stop right there

[lament hatch]

It's vark so it's okay to be expected

[modest musk]

reminder: karlach is my wife and if anyone here tries to romance her in game I will end you ril

[foggy valve]

me im just helping ur wife

platonic friendship with added benefits of her getting some ||internal upgrades||

[plucky quail]

they call mister putters

mr steal yo wife

[lament hatch]

Putro is busy rolling critical misses trying to seduce karlach

[cobalt talon]

this guy

[tawdry glacier]

kill it with fire

[cobalt talon]

for sure, extracting every bit of info

then we attak

[tawdry glacier]

||turns out putting your hand in a fleshy hole is not a good idea||

[cobalt talon]

all these big statues

[molten abyss]

the art of bg3 is amazing

[cobalt talon]

"Soft-step trial"

Me:

[lament hatch]

Soft step is super easy with mistwalker

[cobalt talon]

the other trials also seem to be piss

the concept is neat

[tawdry glacier]

they're all fairly easy

[cobalt talon]

this temple is ginormous

[lament hatch]

I LOVE BEING COUNTER SPELLED

[cobalt talon]

man this fight

raphaels adversary

i know there's probably a way to cheese it with dialogue

but i wanted to fight it out

[subtle herald]

There is some dialogue you can have with him yeah i did that

[cobalt talon]

he put down some bombs

[lament hatch]

||man this fucking mass blind that cuts down movement shit in half hunger of hadar is really gross||

[foggy valve]

its a good warlock spell

[modest musk]

its one of the few non ebin blast spells I use

tbh

[cobalt talon]

fuck this was by far the hardest fight in the game

not even close

also why can half the enemies shoot crossbows through ceilings

i am up here, enemy can target me while i have to look over the ledge to target them

hope they fix that asap

this is a solid concrete ceiling

[winter vigil]

Fellas

Has anyone found a leggo bow

[cobalt talon]

finally did it

this should give an achievement, not the other crap i've gotten achievements for smh

[winter vigil]

All my other characters are rocking legendaries and my main one is a bitch

[modest musk]

karlach still has the sword from prologue XD

and i havent upgraded astarions stuff at all

I might respect him

[potent hamlet]

Hunger stacked with either thorns or insect swarm carried my tactician playthrough

Was putting it in chokes and letting enemies murder themselves on it

[winter vigil]

I'm on tactician now

I dont even notice the difference

[modest musk]

well ya you switched over when you were in the end game

do a fresh play through with tactician

[potent hamlet]

Yeah I ended up with a bow that shot guiding bolts instead of arrows

[silver junco]

one of my favorite dnd spells

[modest musk]

whats your favorite

[silver junco]

suggestion

[modest musk]

no thats a question

[subtle herald]

There is one in act 3

[winter vigil]

Do you know where I can look to start to get it

[subtle herald]

||finish the steel watch foundry||

[winter vigil]

Okay

I haven't even found that yet, I will comb the city

[silver junco]

command, disintegrate and reverse gravity are also fun af

[winter vigil]

I do have a general question about act 3 though ||does it matter what order I kill orin/gortesh? Orin yoinked gale and I'd like to keep him alive, but I am worried that killing gortesh first orin's cultists will fuck up the city lmao ||

[subtle herald]

||I did orin first without losing my companion||

[winter vigil]

okay

puts my mind at ease

[sharp vault]

im madge

why is there no returning thrown weapon in act 2

[silver junco]

I always need to remind myself to pick up spears I throw with karlach running around with 15 or so

[sharp vault]

act 1 has a returning pike

from a goblin trader

act 2 nothing :(

act 3 has something again but havent gotten there yet

[winter vigil]

I think I just discovered a minor gamebreaking bug

[modest musk]

go on

[potent hamlet]

If you play arcane warrior fighter you can make any weapon return when thrown would be a 3 point commitment though even if you did get action surge for it

[sharp vault]

yeah not so keen on it.. will just soldier it out until act3 ig

[modest musk]

lol

[winter vigil]

idk if it was just like a perfect storm

like the crates were just high enough to cause it to happen or something but

nat 20 int check IRL I guess

[modest musk]

just found a hat on a merchant that gives me +2 cha

now I have 22

[lament hatch]

well apparently I specifically played 1225 years of BG3

so im old as fuck, thanks Larian

[lament hatch]

||FUCK OFF WITH HUNGER OF HADAR SPAM|| christ

and ||jaheria died god this one battle kills my FPS||

anyone else have moonrise tower FPS issues?

[dusky shale]

why does my familiar not have a bonus action when i have the bonus action trait for them

[lament hatch]

this FPS

jesus

[modest musk]

Yeah lol it killed my gps

I dropped down to medium everything seemed to help

[lament hatch]

I was able to play on ultra fine

but like moonrise is gross

[dusky shale]

who left my party when i attacked the || grove? ||

[wild nexus]

that one chick from || bg2 || is here?

[lament hatch]

||jethira? yeah she appears to be recruitable too||

[wild nexus]

[modest musk]

@lament hatch she joined my squad

[modest musk]

||should by wyll, no?||

[dusky shale]

smh pussy why not leave in my face

[subtle herald]

just finished the game i feel so empty now

[modest musk]

Don't think halsin will stay either

[dusky shale]

oh you can get him as companion?

oops

[modest musk]

Yeah

Lol

When do we raise embargo on season 1 spoilers

[dusky shale]

i guess this is almost murderhobo run

[modest musk]

Seems like it

I meant act 1

[lament hatch]

oh I had no clue you could get halsin

dudes just been sitting in my camp as someone to talk to

[dusky shale]

so yeah my familiar is bugged, it doesnt have 2 actions

[subtle herald]

Yeah it’s buggy

Only got 2 actions the first time after summoning for the whole playthrough

[lament hatch]

I love missing 90% chances

[dusky shale]

dead kids lets gooooo

[lament hatch]

[modest musk]

Familiar seem so dog shit

[dusky shale]

[wild nexus]

tf i had like 12 rez scrolls and now they are all gone?

[mental linden]

sorry i used them

[wild nexus]

give em back

nvm i found em they were in some random pouch

[dusky shale]

|| wyll and karlaech left well oops ||

[modest musk]

U should get the edgy elf in exchange soon

[dusky shale]

this game is so crazy

unlimited possibilities

i thought my party members were good boys

[wild nexus]

for me || shadowheart stabbed laezel in the throat and i sold astarion out to some vampire hunter ||

@winter vigil ur wife loves me

@modest musk || if you turn down wyll's offer to dance he gets SO sad ||

[dusky shale]

gale disapproves when i have sex with hot dommy mommy

smh

[wild nexus]

is it worth to go to mountain pass

if you already went the other way

[modest musk]

I saw lol it made me feel bad

[wild nexus]

have yall fought meazels?

BRO i just killed an invisible shadow by blindfiring a ebin blast

[modest musk]

Holy based???

Love ebin blast sm

[wild nexus]

its so good

idk how many people ive killed by throwing them off the cliff

[modest musk]

I want to multiclass but at lock 11 I get a 3rd hit of ebin blast

[wild nexus]

just do sorc or fighter

u can cast more ebin blasts

now u ebin blast for action and bonus action

i plan on doing a 2fighter/6warlock/4sorcerer at some point

oh wait @modest musk in bg3 you get the 3rd beam at 10th

[lament hatch]

just get the mod that lets you dual class to 20

you can do one to 12 and another to 8

[modest musk]

Is there even enough xp in the game for thwt

[wild nexus]

im still level 6

[modest musk]

You get a ton of xp soon

[modest musk]

What level is thus metamagic

[wild nexus]

2

10 lock 2 sorc

you dont get another feat but i think the ebin spam is worth

[modest musk]

Wish larian was greedy and planned to release expansion patches

Don't like being in the last act means its almost done

[wild nexus]

did they say no expacs?

[tawdry glacier]

Yes, absolutely. Great quest for laezel there

[wild nexus]

heh about that

[tawdry glacier]

[lament hatch]

[wild nexus]

she had it comin

[tawdry glacier]

Bro..

[lament hatch]

how could you say that bro

next youll tell blood Karlach is trash

[tawdry glacier]

Y’all are murderers

[wild nexus]

nah i like karlach

shes ok for an aussie

[modest musk]

I haven't killed anyone

Good boy gang where we at

[modest musk]

I'm just assuming tbh

[wild nexus]

figured they would do two expacs or something

hopefully they do a GM mode like dos2

that would be KINO

[dusky shale]

Tfw everyone leaves my party cause I'm too evil

Even gale said fuck this I'm out

[modest musk]

Jesus christ lol are you dark urge

Anyone here play the pathfinder games will they scratch this itch

[wild nexus]

i heard they were really complicated

[modest musk]

Too much for us smooth brains?

[wild nexus]

act2 spoilie || i just convinced the doctor and all his nurses to kill themselves ||

oops

[lament hatch]

wait BG3 is DRM free?

fuck eating really good

@modest musk buy the other 124,657 copies

[modest musk]

How many copies do I need to buy before karlach is real

[lament hatch]

124,657 and get their all time peak up to 1 million

and Larian will send you a life scale of Karlach

[modest musk]

will she hold me so close and treat me so well

[lament hatch]

she will love you like the wife that left you to buy milk

[winter vigil]

"almost done" brother....

[modest musk]

it's the last act...

[winter vigil]

I gyat to know where I can get an outfit like that

[modest musk]

The misuse of gyat makes me MAD

[winter vigil]

Good

[wild nexus]

i thought it was good

[molten abyss]

Wtf does gyat mean

[stark acorn]

gyat is short for goddamn

Usually used when some girl got a big booty

[wild nexus]

GYAT DAM

[winter vigil]

Holy fuck I'm playing bioshock

[wild nexus]

please refer to the #bioshock thread

[modest musk]

Jesus christ took u long enough

[winter vigil]

BG3 bioshot

Not even joking

It's so over...

[modest musk]

@winter vigil better get going to bed

[winter vigil]

Yeah

This is going to be WAY to hard to do

[molten abyss]

Gen z....

[modest musk]

here's a real game breaking bug

||looks like respeccing fully restores spell slots||

[tawdry glacier]

how is that a bug, it costs 100 gold

[modest musk]

100 gold to not even need to use resources to get all your spell slots back is nuts

[exotic kayak]

I just long rest cuz you have to go to camp anyway

[modest musk]

but sometimes there are time sensitive quests

that long resting starts

[tawdry glacier]

it’s really not when you have like 1 million camp supplies

[exotic kayak]

ye that is true

[modest musk]

i have 42 rn

lol

are you just stealing tons of stuff all the time

[tawdry glacier]

42 ???

are you not looting any crates or what

I have something close to 2000

[exotic kayak]

shart spoiler

[tawdry glacier]

where do you find one?

[exotic kayak]

shadowlands

[tawdry glacier]

yeah but where exactly

[exotic kayak]

||uh like near the shadowed battlefield waypoint just above it I walked along some tree roots||

[tawdry glacier]

[modest musk]

no :sad

[tawdry glacier]

smh

[modest musk]

i hate fighting ||githyanki|| so fucking much jesus christ

[tawdry glacier]

why

[modest musk]

theyre really tough

in this act

[tawdry glacier]

just smite em lole

[modest musk]

hard when they spam blindness and mental link and shrink you

[tawdry glacier]

silence

[modest musk]

sorry

[exotic kayak]

so uh the strange ox

what a character lmao

[tawdry glacier]

he is strange after all

[cobalt talon]

ok

i have 4 days to finish the game

[exotic kayak]

ye I ain't finishing

[cobalt talon]

same

like halfway in act 2

with 70hrs played

[exotic kayak]

same lmao

about to go to moonrise tower

[cobalt talon]

sort of the same

[exotic kayak]

got distracted in the tollhouse

[cobalt talon]

i got very distracted in the mausoleum

still gotta do the tollhouse and the house of healing

so uuuh

those who know, know

did any of you lick the spider carcass?

[subtle herald]

yes

[potent hamlet]

Are you ethical or savescumming when it comes to persuasion

[cobalt talon]

95% ethical

the biggest savescum i did was saving the pixie after i didnt

and the only one i can remember

anyone else who lights every torch or brazier in the game?

[exotic kayak]

bro I can't help it

[cobalt talon]

im constantly expecting some puzzle door to open after i do

ok so shadowheart ||dies||

||im not letting her sacrifice anyone to het wicked god||

[cobalt talon]

this is for the ||nightsong ||quest

did you guys do this before or after the towers in A2?

[mental linden]

my solo save

has 9 hours played

[subtle herald]

||she doesnt need to die||

[mental linden]

in the first zone

not like act 1

just first zone

[cobalt talon]

ok so no active quests have broken when i entered the ||shadowfell||

[subtle herald]

||Do it after if you have the choice, i did it before||

[cobalt talon]

sussy

gonna keep going, got a save before i entered so we'll see

[subtle herald]

Its nothing major

[cobalt talon]

man i hate this bitch

[exotic kayak]

[mental linden]

So ||i saved the girl at the hags house and found a wand to resurrect her husband she now has a zombie slave ||

[cobalt talon]

goddamn the mausoleum was amazing

best area in the game so far

[tawdry glacier]

you gotta do all the quests in the tower first before entering the ||nightsong||

[cobalt talon]

rip

didnt do them

nothing auto completed though

gonna see what happens

and live with it

[tawdry glacier]

[cobalt talon]

the house of healing

[tawdry glacier]

Not much healing going on over there

[cobalt talon]

[twilit raft]

How many acts are there

[cobalt talon]

3?

[twilit raft]

Oh

[tawdry glacier]

Yeah 3

[molten abyss]

Oh

😦

[cobalt talon]

bruh wtf is this fight lmao

[molten abyss]

I hate it when u going to take a shit but u rolled 1 and u fell into toilet

[tawdry glacier]

I just dropped a cloud of daggers in front of the portal and positioned Shadowheart with spirit guardians next to it

[cobalt talon]

Did the same in the end, and a wall of fire in front of us

[twilit raft]

Trusty friend Mr lvl 2 summon weapon upscaled to lvl 4+

[wild nexus]

summon weapon is goated

[tawdry glacier]

summon dn

[wild nexus]

wtf

summoning...

[wild nexus]

got the bg3 theme stuck in my head

someone even had it in a poe vid i was watching

[winter vigil]

I got the literal opening stuck in my head

just the bunch of dudes going AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[cobalt talon]

Conjure elemental scrolls have been pretty cool so far

Gonna make a conjurer next time. Summons are poggies

[wild nexus]

yeah wizards have a lot of cool playstyles you can do

blaster, controller, summoner. all fun

[odd ravine]

Wizard feels hard to wrap your head around when you're new to dnd combat though, just endlessly casting nothing but cantrips because your dude is too tired

[wild nexus]

yeah they take a while to get going

[odd ravine]

Love a good grease into fire aoe though

[wild nexus]

classic

[dusky shale]

i wanna go home and gayme

[winter vigil]

gayme?

[wild nexus]

🎮

hes gonna play bg and fugg astarion again

[cobalt talon]

holy i have ascended

all my scrolls are in a backpack

backpack on hotbars

nice and clean

gonna do the same with potions and arrows n shit

[winter vigil]

Smh that was day 1 activities

[cobalt talon]

intrinsically organized people smh my head

[wild nexus]

backpack on hotbar

yea inventory in this game is FUCKED tho sometimes

esp bc i hoard magic items

and books for some reason

ik im not gonna read that shit

[winter vigil]

I really wish it would just auto stack items

Like PLEASE bro I don't need 3 different stacks of the same arrows

[wild nexus]

true

and having like 4 different stacks of healing pots

i was 30 hours old when i found out i can extend the window of bags

[subtle herald]

having an interactable that needs you to put an item in, opening the inventory, interactable window is hidden behind inventory

so good

[tawdry glacier]

and why on earth can you search in the inventory but not in the chest

[twilit raft]

Bet you're a mundane chest user

[tawdry glacier]

huh

[wild nexus]

is there a bag of holding in this game

[tawdry glacier]

wdym by that

[subtle herald]

my karlach had an item that quadrupled her carry weight so she had like 540 if that counts

[wild nexus]

magic item called bag of holding

basically a bag with unlimited space

the inside goes to a pocket dimension lol

[subtle herald]

Haven't seen one in my playthrough

[wild nexus]

infinite slots probably not doable in a video game but if they at least made all items inside have no weight and a fuck ton of slots, would be cool

[tawdry glacier]

TIL this setting exists

praise be

[winter vigil]

what does it do

[foggy valve]

crank that shit UP pisspngin

[winter vigil]

WHAT DOES IT DO

[foggy valve]

based off the name, I'm gonna say "how often they say something you click to move "

[winter vigil]

Oh so like when my dude says "I'm cursed to put my hands on everything"

Every time I click an item

[foggy valve]

uh, sir, thats MY characters line

[tawdry glacier]

yeah that shit is so annoying

[foggy valve]

person who can't alt loot talking

[modest musk]

the alt loot incident of august 12th

[winter vigil]

Fuck you bitch ass

[cobalt talon]

[winter vigil]

I bet you don't even look hot and sexy like me

[cobalt talon]

Thank god clayp isn’t Austrian

[tawdry glacier]

weirdly enough alt looting works on my pc, but not when I'm streaming to my laptop

[winter vigil]

skill issue

[foggy valve]

might need to rebind on the lappy

i could see it being a different key

also wtf streaming to a laptop

[tawdry glacier]

ye when I'm not home lole

[winter vigil]

Why aren't you home

[tawdry glacier]

at your moms place

[foggy valve]

i was gonna roast that dumb pisspng but with that comeback i am bowing in awe.

[winter vigil]

wow wtf

Why are you at @strange notch 's place

I recently found out she was my mother

[cobalt talon]

[strange notch]

[cobalt talon]

time to finish A2

still have this left

[wild nexus]

house of healing

[cobalt talon]

i've seen things

[wild nexus]

actually god tier area

not the morgue tho

[cobalt talon]

this entire second part of a2 is

so far

its turned into full horror

[wild nexus]

yea i love it

[cobalt talon]

mausoleum and the temple underneath fav area of the game so far

[wild nexus]

i just arrived at the mausoleum in my playthrough

looking forward to going in

raphael was really hyping it up

lmao

[cobalt talon]

it delivered bigly

[wild nexus]

luv raphy

cant wait to side with him in evil playthrough

[cobalt talon]

uuuuh the tollhouse

[molten abyss]

Its scary place

[wild nexus]

so true

[modest musk]

Gotta be unwinnable

[tawdry glacier]

nah, you gotta ||kill all the heads or push her down, she takes tons of falls damage because of her weight ||

[subtle herald]

if you wanna metagame

||put all your gold in a chest before the fight, one of her abilities scales off the gold you have||

[tawdry glacier]

or just ||push her down and almost insta kill her||

[cobalt talon]

i just ||killed all the little heads, they dash to the rooftop in turn 1, she was still downstairs. One fireball and they were gone ||

[winter vigil]

Or just ||convince her to kill herself like I did ||

[wild nexus]

tbh i just || over here strokin my dick i got lotion on my dick rn i’m jus strokin my shit i’m horny as fuck man i’m a freak man fr ||

[tawdry glacier]

[winter vigil]

[cobalt talon]

[modest musk]

I HATE ||ORIN||

[winter vigil]

Why

Sh'es my schizo gf

[wild nexus]

vark i gave your wife her favorite flower how does that make you feel

[tawdry glacier]

why did gale tell me he loves me when I already have a girl aaaah

huh and now I told him I'm with Karlach and he tells me to choose between him and Wyll????????

[modest musk]

even teh game knows karlach ismy wife

stay made

[wild nexus]

hope shart doesnt get mad when i pork karlach

[potent hamlet]

[winter vigil]

I'm glad she's having fun with her friends

[winter vigil]

Spoilers but || she was raised to be "shared" by the shar temple people, noting that it was heavily encouraged to do so. Not sure if she's saying poly good or hinting if she was abused as a child ||

[wild nexus]

surely i can beat the game thursday right

[cobalt talon]

i shouldnt have done the mausoleum so early

[wild nexus]

rip tiefcels

[cobalt talon]

i said i was gonna live with the consequences

[wild nexus]

maybe i dont do mausoleum today then

[winter vigil]

Me

That should be the 2nd last thing you do tbh

[cobalt talon]

i did it by accident, was just exploring

next time

[winter vigil]

Same

[foggy valve]

made exact same mistake i did

[cobalt talon]

when i was doing it it kinda made sense

with|| Thorm's source of his power being hidden beneath the mausoleum||

game is sort of punishing me for how i play these kind of games

[stark acorn]

i love being a thief and getting stuff off vendors for free

[cobalt talon]

i try to explore every inch except the obvious main quest

[stark acorn]

yeah thats fucked me too

[cobalt talon]

and save the main quest for last

[stark acorn]

end of act 1 underdark ||i was going to kill all the slavers, because theyre slavers obviously, but i spent too much time exploring and they left ||

[foggy valve]

ayo me too

[cobalt talon]

same

[foggy valve]

went exploring in || the forge || instead

[stark acorn]

yeah same

[foggy valve]

should have done that after in hindsight

[cobalt talon]

i did too much of the mountain pass and everyone left

[foggy valve]

its just based on long rests but yeah

[stark acorn]

i hope i find them again ||slavers ||

[foggy valve]

long rests make story progress so if someone says hurry

and you long rest it will probably progress that bit

there are some other quests with the same kinda significance so uhh yeah

[tawdry glacier]

the king and his loyal subjects

[foggy valve]

thats some dapper looking armor

[tawdry glacier]

I have some that looks even cooler, but is worse..

[foggy valve]

i dont believe you

[cobalt talon]

uh

[tawdry glacier]

we got our first friend back pog

[modest musk]

savescum

[cobalt talon]

[tawdry glacier]

90% save scum and 10% lie

[modest musk]

there are 2 type of bg3 gamers

savescummers and liars

I am in the first camp myself

[wild nexus]

same

[tawdry glacier]

based

[modest musk]

i had to do the ||moonrise|| fight literally like 10 times before ensuring ||milf druid|| lives

[wild nexus]

at first i killed karlach but i regretted it and now we are homies

[modest musk]

||her AI was just full kamikaze it was insane||

[winter vigil]

NOOO YOU CANT JUST REMOVE THE IMPACT OF YOUR CHOICES NOOOOOO

[wild nexus]

[modest musk]

i dont save scum everything

mostly fights

[wild nexus]

yea

[modest musk]

or when a buggy flag in act 3 doesnt behave

[wild nexus]

its like 90% combat oriented savescumming on my part

[modest musk]

then Ill reload

[winter vigil]

You save scum to min max your choices, I save scum to see all the different characters have sex with me.

We are not the same.

[modest musk]

With 22 CHA and not being morally bankrupt all my choices are flawless

[tawdry glacier]

damn you’re really charismatic

[modest musk]

Its insane

Persuasion and deception proficiency and then mastery from tadpole munching

So it's like always a +15 at the least

[foggy valve]

tadpole munching

TWISTED

SICK AND TWISTED INDIVIDUAL

[modest musk]

Great old one warlock

Stay mad normies

[tawdry glacier]

I wonder if I should take some great old one levels on my paladin

[modest musk]

You'd need at least 5 levels for it to be worth imo

[cobalt talon]

maaan the fight at the gates of moonrise

big

so cool to see that all the sniffing around i did significantly impacted things

[tawdry glacier]

at what level do you get pact blade

[modest musk]

That's 3 where you choose what pact u make

[lament hatch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YbS6QFUQ2E

well time to reroll bard

[cobalt talon]

these 16th century tapestries they remade in-universe

[winter vigil]

This HAS to be a mod or something right

[potent hamlet]

Nah theres a lot of nice outfits and sexy undies you can find

A lot in A3 though

[winter vigil]

I've found a few

My wife wears some

[potent hamlet]

its a nice meme that video

[cobalt talon]

man ||Ketheric ||looks weak

[winter vigil]

I mean...

I never even got to fight him

[cobalt talon]

20 charisma though

[winter vigil]

I gaslit

and girl bossed

[modest musk]

missed out on a fun fight

[winter vigil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJTlGgCLxTc

[wild nexus]

id do it

[cobalt talon]

the second|| Ketheric fight inside the illithid colony was a joke ||

wait wtf

[lament hatch]

https://youtu.be/R5fJ_mM90Ls @modest musk

Guess we know what doolbs doin

[wild nexus]

karlach is so nice though

[cobalt talon]

act 2 done

took 35h, was surprised about the amount of content

[wild nexus]

35 for just act 2?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494621613040336896/1072510244015587389/gulp.gif

[winter vigil]

Brothers and sisters idk if I can do this

[modest musk]

do what

I just did a boss where the ||adds were bugged out in stealth the whole time and didn't do anything||

[stark acorn]

@winter vigil as a fellow individual that grabs literally everything, do you have a fuck load of gold and nothing to do with it

[odd ravine]

Man next play through I am leaning into the tadpole so hard

[stark acorn]

yeah i might stop picking shit up lol

especially since i usually just yoink all the good items from the vendors anyways

[modest musk]

it's so giga based

[winter vigil]

not me stay safe though

[winter vigil]

BIOSHOCK

[odd ravine]

I'm doing the NOOO NEVER USE THE TADPOLES POWER UNCLEAN UNCLEAAANN this time around

[winter vigil]

I got 5 fucking turns to save like 20 dudes and its AWFUL

[odd ravine]

Laezel keeps talking about my moisture in a way that makes me supemely uncomfortable

[winter vigil]

Yeah she does

She's gonna beat the shit out of you and peg your tight little hole and you're gonna like it

[odd ravine]

All my energy is reserved for shart

[winter vigil]

Based

[wild nexus]

yall ever do this

[odd ravine]

Wtf

[winter vigil]

THE NPCS BUGGED OUT BRO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[stark acorn]

||i have a feeling i cant trust the person from the astral plane||

[winter vigil]

||The emp? ||

[stark acorn]

||the person inside of the artifact that shadowheart has||

[winter vigil]

oh

[stark acorn]

||the person that you customized after your own character||

[winter vigil]

Yeah

THIS SHIT IS SO HARD

[wild nexus]

anyone fight that fat dude in the distillery

[stark acorn]

||i out drank that guy and he ruptured and died lmao||

[wild nexus]

same

just found out that you can manually dig if you so happen to fail a survival check to find a dirt mound

[winter vigil]

GYAD DAYUM

THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

GYAT DAMN

[wild nexus]

[stark acorn]

My rogue sneak attacks have started hitting that hard

Feels real good

[lament hatch]

Raven speaking truths

[winter vigil]

I almost saved them all...

I think I got the horny clothes LETS GO

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BABY

[wild nexus]

ran into the toll collector

this guy aint doin too good

[winter vigil]

Alright none of you guys can claim to be true men unless you || beat bioshock with only letting 2 prisoner's die||

@modest musk I GOT THE MFING GOAT WITH ME BABY

[sharp vault]

anyone got a clue on how to finish this in the inn?

ffs

[wild nexus]

nice rotation

[sharp vault]

I've spoken to ||Alfira, Lakrissa, Ronan, Cal, Lia|| and gotten their rewards.. still no quest completion

found answer on google

[modest musk]

lot of quest flags are bugged

I believe that one resolves when ur done with the act

[modest musk]

did u ||free wyll||

[winter vigil]

Yeah

I got best of both worlds and I'm the literal goat for it

peep this make up

[modest musk]

is that the thing you were struggling w all day

[winter vigil]

not all day like an hour

had a nap when I came home

[modest musk]

can I just cheese it with spells

[winter vigil]

Yes

That is what you have to do

you get more turns on lower difficulties

5 turns on tact, 6 on balanced, 7 on story mode

[modest musk]

im a balanced chad

so Ill just use dimension door

[winter vigil]

I actually popped scrolls

I even respecced wyll for this but i don't think it was working right

on tact you gotta open the cages in 2 turns

2 prisoners died 1 was a blunder on my part 1 the guy just wanted to die I guess he gave up on life

there's def a 100% an achieve for saving everyone

[lament hatch]

wait what the fuck

||you could just go to the basement of moonrise towers and jump right into the colony?||

WAIT WHAT LMAO

||you can fucking jihad yourself for an ending in act 2||

that was the most unexpected shit and Im all for it

[modest musk]

finally replaced prologue sword lmao

[exotic kayak]

Same lmao

That thing served me well

[lament hatch]

did anyone else get that ending in act2 by accident?

[winter vigil]

WTF LMAO

[winter vigil]

Wanna know what I replaced it with

[modest musk]

ya

[exotic kayak]

Salami

[modest musk]

it'd be weird to get it by accident unless youre not paying attention

[winter vigil]

Where did you get that

[modest musk]

i dont think ur at this point yet

[lament hatch]

I didnt realize that ||that option was to jihad everyone and kill us all I thought it was to just have Gale sacrifice himself||

[modest musk]

so i will not say

[winter vigil]

I keep getting distracted

I was gonna go get the leggo bow

But I've done 3 other things

[lament hatch]

oops I just got 1 tapped by kethric

[modest musk]

level 10 now

swiftly approaching level cap

c'est la vie

[exotic kayak]

He’s too powerful

[lament hatch]

man this ||Kethric part is easy but the level 11 spawning in is just||

[modest musk]

||i would kill all the adds before you phase him||

[lament hatch]

yeah ||what I did was drop a fireball on the brains before I engaged the fight even so they died as combat started||

though I sware to fuck critical misses at 90%

kill me

that was fun

[winter vigil]

Holy fuck these things are INSANE

I just got 4 crits in a row for free with lae'zel

[lament hatch]

oops

||almost didnt level jaheria up||

[winter vigil]

Like look at the DAMAGE

FUCK

[modest musk]

oh vark!

The cage calls!

[winter vigil]

lmfao

[lament hatch]

oh my word

||I found the scene where you can make the dude literally kill him self||

this game is fucking wild

this is fucking wild, and apparently theres multiple outcomes

[exotic kayak]

game is amazing