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No
@winter vigil wait you know how Im on your case to play mass effect after bg3
uhuh
can u make eldrich blast stronger than 10 dmg+
You get more shots as time goes on
@winter vigil play dragon age origin instead
it's a very similar vibe
plus you can use a bow

and there are qt3.14 waifus
How old is the game
it's very fun and the story is great AND there are cute girls you can pork
i already know who youd go for
Woah what kind of heathen do you think I am
I like my women well dressed and protected for battle
||@cobalt talon so I have the thingy, but I still have to kill the commander for the gem, right?||
whats the coolest element as far as magic goes
fire lightning or ice

feel like ice has the cooler spells
i like the old god spells
like arms/hunger of hadar?
yeah, taza's laughter, there's a tentacle spell I just got too
also all the illithid spells look really cool too
i think halfway in a2
but havent progressed much in there
im at the bridge crossing at the start os i think before the tower?
||moonrise or just the lands?||
or towers
ah
yea im stuck between draconic bloodline sorc and great old one warlock for second run
what are you playin rn
gloomstalker
go warlock

having +5 cha makes conversation checks so bazed
it's gonne be hard next playthrough not having karlach in my party

my peppy wife
🥹
moving form her to laezel will SUCK
yea rn i got shadowheart wyll karlach
I got shadowheart karlach astarion
i dont like how astarion is the only thief you get
astarion is based af
he's super pissed at me rn but he can deal with it
@tawdry glacier would u recruit my old dnd character to your bg3 party
no, he looks untrustworthy
oh in that case
huh
I managed to get that on my ranger
huh?
Based my good sir
Apparently the laughter spell is really strong
I've never used it what makes it so good
cloud of daggers is rly good
use it at a chokepoint and everyone just kills themselves in it

if u bring bard to party does he mostly just buff or do decent damage as well
im considering making my companion either a bard or a necro
but if its a bard id sort of want it to be a supportive role
it can give a lot of damage and stuff to other party members
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that is pog
you can look up the subclasses to see what they do
niiice letsgo

ima go cook now im hangry

@cobalt talon bro the blood of lathander is sick, might have to dual wield now
didn't activate the weapon, they have to die by my own hands
sorry I'm not hitler

I bet this also gives more xp
im omw to get the Necromancy of Thay book

i have it in my inventory still
same
surely it will have no negative ramifications
have to destroy that shit

i didn t even see that cellar in blighteed village
question, is this already calculated into the damage that's show on the weapon or does that come on top?

i think it should show on the weapon damage then?
like if it is a 1d10 weapon but shows 4-14 dam
sunbeam is nasty
so I'd assume something that as a bit lower damage but like 2-3 echantment should be better right

prob
like uh this for example
left is 9-17
decisions decisions
i think the buffs make it more reliable
oragan rearranger is huge
where get
its on your knife
oh you mean the effect lol
yea
blood for mainhand and knife for offhand it is then

can this game stop being so good i feel as for not being able to 24/7 nerd
https://imgur.com/a/o8Cb3gL anyone could guide me cant find anything on the webb
im not clicking that
smh
man I'm smiting so much when dual wielding
smiting?
yes
Did you read the book already
I was oathbreaker before, but had to take my oath again to respec to dual wield

we will break it again
based

What does breaking the oath do
changes your subclass to oathbreaker
yea, according to the bg3 discord its later downt he game
so nothing i can do for now
I read it through once
surprised that paladins the most chosen class
filithy oathbreaker
fighter, barb
oathbreaker is kinda like arthas
paladin is hella based
the "old-school"
clay ur based :3
I do wonder why paladin was so much more popular
is it like broken or something and people knew
time to eat palt brb
where can I find zorru after ||saving the grove|| and he's not there anymore?
Or mfers just wanted to recite the teachings of their gods to the lesser reaces
theres a strong pala smite build but wouldnt say broken
Did you have a party
ye
that's cringe
Yeah I spent too long looking for the blacksmith tiefling
what paladin subclass is minthara
zorru was the dude lae'zel wanted you to talk to for the creche right
If so, you don't actualy need him to prog the creche related stuff
You can just find it by "accident"
oathbreaker I believe
and the creche is ||in the mountain pass right||
ye
azor do u have palt in denmark
shucks I kinda wanted to take ||the grymforge way||, can I go back to mountain pass to get it or is it rip if I go another way?
no idea what palt is
o.o
||you can explore grymfore and go to the mountain pass afterwards||
that's what I did
I explored ||grymforge|| but there's an ||elevator there that takes you to act 2||.
you should try see if there is any in denmark its really good, you eat it with butter and its so filling , u eat a few and ur full for the day
something we call "paltcoma"
looks ok
'im not sure but even in lower part of sweden no one knows what it is o.o
ik what i should do
oathbreaker pally into great old one warlock multiclass

holy based
I wasnt even healed and I just ||casually walked into the marcus fight||
i get 2 in one there
it's the swiss army knife of 5e
you can heal, do good damage
wear heavy armor
and your spells scale off of CHA so you dont even have to worrya bout conversation checks
ye perfect class for main character
i am in foodcoma
and smite FUCKS
most people only pick fighter for multiclass
i think for my salami run i will go thief and multiclass into fighter for extra salami slaps
what's y'all's favourite act no spoilerinos
im still act 1 
o shit

whomst
yo @modest musk hear me out
fucking Marcus and his Winged horror goober squad
fighter only gets 2
lock gets extra attack at 4 or 5 I think if you go blade
which you should cause it's teh coolest 
honestly tho might respec away from blade cause all I do is spam ebin blsat lole
is sorc busted
its pretty good
draconic bloodline can be a bit more durable than wiz or lock
imagine tho
get fighter for heavy armor and con saving throw prof
ebin blast on a sorc

act 1 so far only seen so littel of act 2
solo as in 1 character party?
so far it feels very forced to get 4 characters

this fight wasnt so bad
ye
I just talked my way through it and sent the drider to die

in dos2 its more feasible
theres nice feats you can pick for solo
2 player in dos2 is kino
too bad i played act1 18 times and burned out

anyone else going full tadpole?
nah bro you crazy
it fits my character 
wtf mana
good thing my new wepaon has light
did u break the oath
CRINGE META GAMETS
Gloom stalker ranger baby
Real mfer hours
Sorry I'm too busy doing backflips and fucking the hottest babes
Go read your gospel you little church boy
I'm taking your wife out in the shadowlands as we speak
No idea. I found them after finding the cursed drider 
filithy oathbreaker
the fuck you mean. I didnt kill ||isobel|| or anything like that. I sent the drider off to die. I assumed the harpers just left back to the inn
and nope
they were deadge
ayo thats pog
hmm i mean it could be nice incase ur companion is knocked out and u just ressed them and they get a bit of boost health but idk
I was using this on shart
The staff might be good for shart tbh a free level 5 spell to use
I am also using that sword on shart
That's a lot of HEALING
I imagine this shit fucks too
shart is so stacked
wait the staff gives you spells too WTF
This is a hard choice damn
Like good spells
I guess I could just weapon swap the staff and mace
Lighting just seems like the mfing goat tho
Oh I get passive bonus's too
like the heat mechanic
It gives lightning charges @foggy valve
@tawdry glacier @cedar viper @strange notch explain

In case you’re still interested, you can do both the mountain pass and grymforge, then take whatever to the shadowlands
I just did it that way
no
huh..
despite it saying that
i trust
I did grymforge first until there was nothing else to do besides using the elevator, then did the mountain pass and after that went back to the elevator and entered act 2
okay based
is thunder a separate school of damage or is lightning included?
The mountain pass has a point of no return. It’s when you decide to let the gith crèche cleanse you of your parasite.
Then it picks a route to act 2 and the grymforge quests that lead to act 2 are auto-resolved
And vice versa
You can still travel to the area you didn’t choose but some story beats have been resolved for you then.
Is that ||zevlorn alive|| for some of you?
Pretty sure the route I took somewhere ended up ||getting him deleted and the girl who's attacked by the snake from the Grove with powers and still doesn't have her parents||

that ||ketheric|| fight was NUTS
yeah
how do i let change form, i got 3 items but can only put 1 in. At first i was able to put in 3 diff items but now not 
nvm found it
good session 

ok zhentarim questline not bugged
just had to camp multiple days
Fellas...
FELLAS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @modest musk
The drip goes so fucking hard
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
and then she murders you while naked
WOOOOOOOOOOO
But what are the stats
what'd you do
accidently started the trial where you fight yourself
game crashed 
did the jumping trial, went to camp and deadge
It's my clothes
so its just drip
Act 3 is so fucking juicy
Got me stressing out over the choices
wtf
bro volo just ||ripped out my fucking eye||
hes still NOT IN MY FUCKING CAMP
tome best
if you go somethin like pallock then blade probably good
wtf laezel trynna bang and i havent even had her in my party
am i allowed to sex multiple or will it ruin shit with shadowheart
It can ruin it
gulp
I'ved boned bae'zel once
But I denied her the main slice status
Haven't progged karlach like at all
Why
the cantrips are pretty good
spoilers from above that I posted but ||I had raging moist tentacle sex with the emperor and she did not care at all, you can also apparently bane the devil that wyll is bound to and she'll be like "I get it tbh" ||
utility i guess
wait shadowheart said she saw me talking to laezel

You have to pick 1 in the end
||bae'zel will likely approach you first and ask you to beat her to near death, then absolutely rock your world if you accept||
Haste is pretty insane I'm ngl
Throw that on Karlach
Is that one just bad
That's a patron
animate dead nice too
the subclasses are all pretty good
so u can smash both first tho?
Do you think this guy is gonna be mad when I come downstairs after killing all his guards and looting his bedroom
he doesn't have to know
No, shadowheart sex is in act 3
holy shit I'm a fucking devil
yeah but if u smash Laezal can u still smash Shart later or no
They were like "Why did you come from there????"
I said "hm? you're blind or sum"
and they let me go
Yes
bae'zel and I have boned once i think
I wish you could pick pocket equipped gear
Or is that a theif thing
If so I am going to plow astarian into submission
Switch to vulcan instead of d11
Is it crashing randomly
I thought I ||bricked halsins|| quest by progressing through act 2 but raise dead saved the day
based
I had her wearing this forever
I tried that
I'm assuming you haven't || been in shar's temple yet right||
I was gonna try to use him next play through but I was thinking of rolling druid meself
No I did
you could go different subclasses
I did everything up to ||moving to baldurs gate|| then my Mc was like "aw jeez too bad we didn't ||remove the shadow curse||
I want my druid to just turn into owlbear and roll the mid game
Art?
And he was like || smells like lavender or w/e||
Yeah
And then I just didn't know what to do because I couldn't find the fucking druid
He's in moonrise tower being emo
There's not a fucking CHANCE
literally in the very 2nd room
or the 1st room youre in after u beat ||avatar of bones|| or whatever his name is
What's that
anyone else get bdsm'd in the gobbo camp
It's -5 con is what it is
How much do you guys try to save random people if they get caught up in fights
I'll expend every single last spell from shadowheart to heal them up
i will restart the fight over and over to minimize losses
@winter vigil the ||selune spear from nightsong|| goes so hard
cant wait till modding tools go so hard and I can just make my own weps
How do you change || the blue glaive to the selune one||
did you ||not save nightsong?||
you ho!!
@winter vigil ||nightsong just gave her hte spear when she told her what happened to her as a kid at the end of act 2||
Okay so
I never got that cutscene
I talked to || both isobel and nightsong, at moonrise and camp, even rested a few times ||
Can you show me what it actually does so I can see the depths of my despair
This dress is really nice but the clipping issues 
yes in a sec
im fighting ||githyanki attacking my dream ally who I guess is a mindflayer||
real spoiler btw for all
The choices only ramp from there
But yeah according to google I may have been ripped
It might be bugged with all the different things that can happen at the end of act 2
I just never got the cutscene I was supposed to
:/
this fight is insane tf
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOOOOY
||im embracing my illithid potential||
I can ||fly|| now with normal movement speed 
very enjoyable very poggers would play again
I could still do everything in the mountain pass after the grymforge or are there some quests I missed?
i know i was pranking u
I’m like 99% sure none of my quests autocompleted and I could do both
Good morning homies
BIS WEAPON???
WIFE CONFIRMED BABY
god dayum, I'm a tank
no clue, i did the mountain pass first
||when you crawl in the gith purifier Nere dies and the Duergar automatically disappear in Grymforge||
||and your journal says "You chose the mountain pass"||
hm okay, I don't know if there are any other quests, but ||I did steal the egg, the whole creche thing and lathander stuff ||
well he gave it to me
I didn't steal it
||I think nere dies if you leave after knowing about him and laezel will probably leave after you entered the mountain pass and know about the creche||
but if you complete one area without going into the other it should work
||fuck nere, let the rockfall consume him.||
I jsut fucked a demon and shadowheart didn't even care
Yeah what about it
Apparently she was ||"Encouraged" to "get to know" all the others at the shar temple, so she's fine with that kind of stuff ||
demons get the flail
You're telling me a hot demon lady wants to take you on a sex tour around the 9 realms of hell and you'd say no??
I mean..
You mean what....
huh...
According to the narrator it was literally the best sex ever, my conception of pleasure is forever altered
im a bit confused atm
surely the right one is much better, but the left looks so much cooler..
Slapped that shit on bae'zel
imagine not being cladded in heavy plate armor
my || pixie buff is gone after doing the moonlantern fight sol ima reload to ealrier and see wtf happend ||
heavy armor monk is kinda fucked
true lol
did you free it
its a bell
Minor spoilers but there's got to be a way to use this thing for myself
@molten abyss
That is the item
okay listen dood
hmm
not in my inv
gonna check if i accidently gave it to astarion before i ditched that cunt
no bell what so ever 😮
fack it ima reload save
Yeah you should get the bell and/or a buff
I just kept the lantern
better to get the bitch out
hm charisma should make eldrich blast stronger right
how useful is binding weapons to an eldritch knight
seems that binding weapon you can buy is just weak
I saw a weapon that got bonus if it was bound to one
yeah the underdark one right?
Ya
i just talked a a cult into offing themself
damn BG3 Dabbi is same as irl Dabbi
act 2 is so spooky


🆗
dw dabbi we all fail
i failed six saving throws vs shove fighting duergar on a boat
off for a little swim in the underdark
||why does everyone approve of me drinking the sludge in the shadowlands tavern ||

lmao no way
for some reason my camp clothes arent showing
and i just got the Wyll dancing scene at camp

make it stop
like i have them equipped but they're not showing
and now i unequipped them and they vanished

bro wtf
ah ty

i think these were the digital deluxe camp clothes
they just disappeared right off me

or its the twitch drops thing
@odd ravine guildie streaming it and noticed he was in blighted village was like oh I wonder whats over in that building

The evolution of honestly comms has been wild man. These days we can't stream comms coz every second audio clip is someone aggressively hitting on Ash
And him becoming increasingly receptive

this is gonna be the best fireball of my life
12 enemies
in radius

saving the harpers wasnt easy 
Oh I saved them the first time, it was easy
||the second time though I talked to the drider during the ambush convinced it to give us the moon lantern and sent the drider and group off to die. I assumed the harpers would make it back okay, nope. The harpers were also consumed by the shadows||
bro this is so dumb
i have to follow laezel and shes not in my party anymore
and all her stuff is now in my bag
and now im stuck on a ledge cause im overencumbered

just send stuff to camp
In my solo playthrough I told leazel to kys once she tried to assault my character (and then she did) so cant wait how those scenes will play out. especially since in the 2 player campaign I romance her
WTF TOXIC
what happend to nice misha
Dw it's like five seconds
i think its locked
grove & goblins || kill the grove or kill the goblins
hard decision ||
fuck them gobs
whats this "or"
you can do both 
it is 100% moral because the grove is led by shadowdurids
well i killed those bastards already

how the fuck is this at 8%
doing shars gauntlet stuff at the moment
||between the fucking orbs that spawn never ending shit, and the trials|| 
my game crashed ||doing the leap of faith trial with mistwalker the teleport thing|| 
kill the ||orbs||
but the one area the ||orbs kept spawning when I would kill them||
i spent like 30h and still in act 1
about to be done tho
i think

noob LOL
"for some reason"
i killed || baltazhar || o.o

hell naw
hell to the naw naw
what is it
+1 ability
🤯
🥵
cant find the thing to open
Spooder?
wut
you need a gem to put in the mouth
Bro..
I said what everyone was thinking....
I'm hearing you out
Has anyone done anything with the dark urge?
sounds needlesly cringe
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And.
cringe edgelord
@modest musk The entire mfing city hates me bro
All I did was murder people like come ON
i love this game so much man
same..

are you ready for no game to feel as good with starfield almost scratchign the same itch in a way that will only make you miss BG3
starfield 3 is gonna be such ass calling it now
@modest musk Thoughts on my wife summoning buff angles
she be cheatin
act 3 is confusing :swe
Dear God toweliee has a shit take on bg3
is there any like
way to recover from needing a quest item but having sold it in a previous session
vendor might still have
ye vendors keep shit a long time
ty ill have a look
SO MANY CHOICES ALL OF THE MATTER
not sure what to do
halsin and goblins: || i told one of the ringleaders to attack the grove, and i said i was gonna help halsin kill the ringleaders, and now one of the ringleaders is poof?? where do i go ? ||
where is the 3rd leader

oh
the quest says i need to rest
was it the ||drow woman|| that you talked to?
good luck with the battle 

i have a question
the smith guy || if i attack the grove, is the questline with kaerlach fucked since i killed the smith? ||
i dont know if youre fucked ||but he's been pretty important in her questline for me so far||
yeah she cant ||do romance if that guy is dead||
shes too hot
lets see if i can save him
whatd u find
|| A test of the true hero under the castle, looks to be some kind of mini dungeon ||
The put chess in the game
@tropic nymph get in here
getting your guy thrown off a cliff is such a lame way to lose em lmao
Gentlemen
Negotiations fell through at the goblin camp
You know what that means
We don’t negotiate with gobbos round here
grym forge || where you able to cheese this or not? i just killed him through normal means
||
the ||robot? ur supposed to have him walk through the lava then hit him with the forge hammer||
Ooh
That makes sense
He just aggrod the last guy always
So I just had 2 people standing in Africa and the robot just never could hit anyone while I ping ponged
This shit is SO FUCKED
Have you found him at all
||nah we can't find the pit we killed 3 of the truesouls though||
just standing in a pile of corpses
Alright fellas.
I'll show you a flesh golem
It's off to the side
emzlo went to get groceries

waiting and plotting our next move
||the reality is we are going to have to kill damn near 50 goblins on the way out because we lied our way in||
Is there a fucking shower in game
||I smeared shit in my face to avoid combat ||

KAKA?

That is what I did 👍
man two trials left
trials for what
||gauntlet of shar trials||
||the third trial with the invisible platform shit my game crashed when I had no idea what I was doing||

ope

me at the cirus
Can't believe you let that thing change you
my character is an old god warlock
this whole plot actualyl revovles around my specific character in a way you will never know
||not with all my illithid powers you wont||

does nothin to withstand my might
@winter vigil where the FUCK is baldurs gate
im lost
on steam
wym
this is bugged and not going away
she's in a coma vark...
What about now.
Why is laezel saying something every move now
She just does that
just like wandering around the circus area
not really sure where 2 go
they're different buffs
I have both but I only ever see guidance
But I rarely intimidate people
Uhhh
Is there a way to check
I'm pretty sure I did ability improvements for my wisdom
Nah
Ability improvement
top one
Assuming you're lower level
Does anyone know if unarmed buffs from gear affect wild shape damage
@winter vigil ||gorlach tried to make a deal wth me||
I went with the heavily armoured feat just to have her run around with a million ac
especially with spirit guardians her to hit doesnt need to be to high
@winter vigil ||have you gotten the stones yet||
No doubt. One of my friends is copiumed up to the eyeballs on it being good and it just won't be
I hope I'm wrong and it's dope but I'm expecting no man's sky all over again
Get the achievement. He's remarkably easy with dumb ai
Surely it wont need mods to patch the game
pop a potion of giant hill strength and smack that bitch
@winter vigil the goblin menace almost dead
||working on the room where you found volo now ||
is wooters trying to fuck goblins
man I love not being able to pick up keys because the fucking mouse over is dogshit

press alt
you can't pick stuff up when pressing alt
Yes you can
no you can't
Its literally how I loot everything
then you're lying
?
literally doesn't work for me
does it just ping for u clayp?
You've gotta be doing sum wrong
What kind of horrid clipping system you doing brother
?
Are you clicking the name that pops up
anything, nothing works
skill issue then idk
||has anyone tried walking into the absolutes army?||
before you ||finish act 2?||
||ye the road to baldurs gate||
your character is weak
it's the first advantage/sneak attack triggering attack that hits each turn
if they coded 5e rules
I'm just tryna take advantage of this is all on astarion
I might have to switch back to 2h, dual wielding seems kinda lackluster
You need to unequip your offhand for that bonus to work
tempted to swap gale out for astarion
do it, astarion is a beast
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