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Bald
Tag all your bald mates lmao
The only thing bald on me is my cock
@tawdry glacier is definitely bald and will definitely play this
@drifting summit is bald and has a small pp and will play this
noooo you can’t say that
What happens if my character dies
ARE WE HYPED?! 
You die irl
hate u mf
HATE U
MF
HAAATEEEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUU
Holy shit can I die in the tutorial
dabbi will fail the conversations to get to the kinky scene 
Hi I was told I can fuck bears
yup
this comes out on the 3rd right
I think so ye
Ye
message to join
I want our characters to meet up during an adventure and fall madly in love with each other only for one of us to have to tragically sacrifice ourselves to complete the final mission
Would you stay faithful to my memory?
IM SORTA excited
k
MYZ WHAT class u gonna no life
Nerd alert
🤓
wizards are based
wait its out in like 3-4 weeks??

for anyone who needs some extra convincing
This romance scene between Astarion and a bear (Halsin) was taken from the last Panel from Hell Release Showcase. This event is more than 3 hours long. I'll be summarizing all the highlights, since most people don't have 3 hours to spare, and presenting it in a much shorter video. Watch out for it next weekend.

Dabbi, it's the 3rd of August
Go look at a calendar
This hasn't changed since you got excited for it
Dabbi doesn't use the gregorian calendar
oh shit, my bad it's coming out on July 21, 2023 in the julian calendar
Oh fuck

Wait until Dabbi realises that it’s out in 12 days and 16 hours
But that’s 3 weeks
Yes 3 weeks
Good job dabblet

It is wdym
If dividing by 7 is too difficult for you, let’s try with subtraction. We are currently in week 29. It releases in week 31. That’s in 2 weeks.
29 30 31 = 3 weeks
Wdym????
With current week it is 3 weele
idk which to no life until bg3 and f1 manager
myz do I start Div
no
told you before
nowhere near enough time to finish before bg3
since you have the attention span of an American teenager with an adderall addiction
idk what tatical mode even is
Its a mode you should not play.
uhoh
It will kick the shit out of you and you will have no fun
Im thinking between explorer or story
pick explorer
You’re getting destroyed on xcom, you will not be able to do anything in tactician.
the game is too long to play on a story mode with 0 resistance
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

toxic thread
You will never be able to finish bg3
You simply dont have attention span to finish a single game
lariat gam
if that wasnt the case I'd play xcom again
They are quite different
I did play Alien dark descent for like 50h stright no other games inbeetween
you said you didnt like having to read or pay attention to the story in games dabbi
you said that like 2 weeks ago
play what you want ofc
but you've been warned
Well depends on the type of game
yes

And the other 10% is BEAR SEX
Sexy bear sex sex sex
you dont have to play it because 10 ppl in TSL play it
or spend your money on it for that matter
no buy it properly
doesnt really exist
wizards and clerics have access to necromancy spells i think
warlocks as well
but there's not really a typical permanent minion type class or build in BG3
Necromancy is SEVERELY frowned upon
But sure you do that 🙂
See the entire World hate you
I dont think you understand
my mods didnt fully work it seems..
if you're gonna play it, pick Fane, Ifan or Sebille as a main character or companion. They have by far the best origin stories.
Necromancy is mostly fine, being undead is the frowned upon one
I can’t
her neck isnt fucked
Lhose, Fane, Ifan, Sebille is the goated comp for story
I’ve done necromancy in town, they dont enjoy that iirc 
Getting Fane head piece in bg3 looks so goofy
Wonder what weird thing I can cook up with that
Oh you can get the mask thing?

wdym
Dabbi won’t be able to get off fort joy
Bro he aint even make it to fort joy
Real.
impossible challange : getr past char creation
how far in do I have to get for the bear sex
playing this game as a Lone Wolf rogue is probably the most fun i've had in a turn based rpg by a wide margin
In bg3, at least past act 1.
or you could just play an absolutely sick game normally
Dabbi should play Pathfinder: WotR
Little 200 hour game for him 
Surely the focus is there
it was mostly just bug fixes pathce,s custom classes
nothing fancy
It is a lot of fun yeah but kinda broken, just not to the length of barrelmancy
“Custom classes”
What about a first play through is fucking normal
Not with endless mods
I fucking LOVE this game
It do be good
I imagine they all feel extremely methodical in Lone Wolf, thats what I loved on the one time I played it
we start
Lone wolf parties are a good 50% stronger than normal parties
yeah
so its a bit less thinking honestly
i played the game 3 times, once in a normal party, then a lone wolf duo party and then a solo rogue
omw to fort joy

dos2
DoS2
ah


when you get to the Doctor or Alice Alisceon or Blackpits fight, @ me dabbi. I wanna watch 
Wooders are you enjoing being done wit prog
i am now the commander
He’s never getting that far.
Alice... Fight... it will not be a fight
Like literally never getting past fort joy.

yeah dabbi, thats a good point actually
you can attack anyone you want to pretty much
He will do some dumb shit and end his run because doesn’t read quest and dialogue
he'll mod the fuck out of it so it runs like shit and crashes every 5 minutes
why??
can u all stop hating on me
He already did
You dont like dialogue games
no
iv played 3 games this month
This game doesn’t have a guide marker of what to do next, you have to read and figure things out yourself
Alien
xcom
div
you've been talking about League, F1 Manager, Xcom, Aliens, dos2 now, what else
i'm sure i missed 2
F1 comes next week, league I play tft on phone
next week as in next monday?
But sure, be happy to see you prove me wrong and you actually a) get past fort joy and b) finish game
idk if I'm gonna be able to play my fill of BG3 before PoE comes out
But I need to run PogDave league so we will be going hard when league drops
we pogging
Skip Poop of Eternity
I would play PoE over literally any game apart from maybe week 1 of a wow raid

'- the wow raid
for a first playthrough? yes
I would tell you to not play Skyrim at all
I ended up modding and doing side and exploring
mod your brain
mod dez nuts
i doubt you ever finish a game tbh dabbi
there are no games with subway surfer on a second screen
we arrived at fort joy
Yes 1000000% lmao
The base game is insanely good
Especially now with legendary edition
Skyrim is a mid game, don’t @ me
You’re a piss penguin no one cares about your opinion

Not with my 100000x mods


modding skyrim is best part about it, but I changed my mods in div to QoL
like toggle sprint


keeps getting better
helllll ye
I need to know
Can I hire a milf prostitute to step on my characters balls with heels
@cobalt talon i couldnt find out who stole Griffs supplies
so I ended up bruality murder him
dabbi have you taken your medication the past few days you are extra spergy
It’s already confirmed. He never even made it off Fort Joy. Not even close.
for some reason I don’t believe you
I’ve played like 500h and never had a save file go bad

must’ve been the mods
me neither
me neither
Corrupted save files is a thing of the early 2000s or people who mess with the game
Just play the damned base game 
okay talk to me in 5 min (don’t)
will do

doom 2016 had some issues with getting corrupted saves somehow, luckily it was possible to change the file and then revert it back iirc and got it working.
Got my save file corrupted almost at the end of the game, but managed to fix it 

We sat down with Swen Vincke (Game Director), Adam Smith (Lead Writer), and Nick Pechenin (Lead Systems Designer) to break down every single class in Baldur's Gate 3 including the brand-new Monk class.
Baldur's Gate 3 is a massive RPG based on the the Dungeons and Dragons TTRPG. The game is being developed by Larian Studios and has been in earl...
ye
Why is that
Im not sure
Screenshot it, I don’t remember what it looks like
having like trouble understanding where to go and understand what my goal is /quest
gonna have a hard time in BG3 then 
It literally tells you what to do
Talk to Saheila, talk to everyone else, explore the island and buildings
Your goal is to get off the island
Since you’re a prisoner

hmm I need to obtain water spell or water to remove dis fire
????
i found a way out with a boat but I wanna help Saheila
You're still in fort joy after that
now im gonna figure out how to save the people
Have to read, understand or decipher quests
BUT I MADE IT OUT OF FORT JOY
WotR quests

Oh you forgot a little quest text element you Saw 50 hours ago? Lmao suck it
i cant find a game that sticks with me atm 
gonna try kenshin and pretend to be Kalladin from way of kings
Idk no system like the mythic paths made me feel so powerful but fair before or since
Then maybe step away from games for a few weeks
It happens
my man if dos2 doesn’t stick with you neither will bg3
i might get them this week 
Fired it up last night
played a little bit but didn't want to spoil myself too much before full release
felt good 
i like the tooltip inspect feature
@modest musk kill thread smh
you won't play anyway
there's more text in character creation than you've probably read in your life
text looked massive on my screen even at the lowest font size (48px I think)
gonna fiddle with that later tonight
2 more weeks tho
the game also thought my native resolution was 3800 something while I game on a 1440p monitor
so probably all related to playing fullscreen windowed, or the fake fullscreen or what they call it
Sooo long until bg3 launch
It's literally next week
this is the smallest i can get the overhead text
seems a bit large imo
same with the dialogue text. It's not annoying, but I think it's a bit too large at the smallest setting
Wait how much smaller is that than the default 
looks fine to me 
you must’ve better eyes than me
the background is perhaps a bit too much
does it make it more easily readable
strange that there's no party inventory
oh there is

Hype rising
fuck thats a good shout
Is pm middle day or night
no preload for a 150gig game
Bruh
and Swen said that steam asked them to not release until steam had people at work since it broke steam when early access released

lmao
ye its not a large office
they're spread out across 7-8 offices worldwide
to combat time zones

Do I try and see if I can get next feiday off to game bd3
Do it
Yes
It's my birthday weekend

Stare....
Just fill this out
channel
oh fack
@mental linden we have a thread
Smol ranger companions spoiler
There are still review keys up for grabs apparently if you want to give it try - they got delayed till sunday potentially (should have been today), but it will be earlier than 3rd/4th anyhow
Cocaine bear 
based
holy maybe im not playing sorc after all
If anyone is desperate for something to tide them over
also putro should i try out Pillars of Eternity 1 or 2 this week
I think you should finish all the other games u started
I doubt you’ll like Pillars 1 dabbi
Its good but its very oldschool
I don’t think you have the patience for it
There’s a lot of reading, it’s fairly slow paced like the older isometric crpg, it’s lore heavy and the gameplay is pretty damn dated by now.
I replayed it last year, the latter half was a real slog and I had to drag myself through it
Besides you’re not getting anywhere in a week in these kind of games so what’s the point
agree, I found it interesting to play Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire - but I prefer turn based over pause combat (good story and gameplay though)
I agree. Turn based slows the game down a lot but I enjoy it more.
feels more tactical than "stressing" between pauses/turns
im more in mood to play games this weekend
i prefer those tbh
Ahhhh what class do I play I intentionally didn't spoil myself and now I know nothing about the game ahhhhhh if it isn't the consequences of my own actions aaaahhhhh
You can click on that builder I linked
no spoilers other than character creation in terms of race, subrace and class
then you can kinda read on all of them
Can every race be every class
yes
and for launch they removed the attribute benefits for some races
so all races get +2 in one and +1 in another stat
so there's much less "optimal race" for each class
so now its mostly racial traits like darkvision etc that compete and there you can just pick what fits ur fantasy
play a caster class
play a melee class
it was 5th right
no
Play a human male with a bow
if I get a dog I might honestly
🐶
Now the real question is what party comp we going for
The holy trinity (+1) or somnething wild
Considering buying bg3
I heard there are some interesting caster companions with good stories
So I'm more motivated to make a complimentary MC
all the companions are interesting and if u find someone super interesting but wrong class you can eventually respec them even if they will still refer to themselves as the original class
gonna let friends choose whatever they want and then fill in i guess
maybe play a skill monkey character to do all the checks 
play a bard to play sick tunes and yell swear words at my enemies (and allies) 
Hmm maybe some site has cheaper cost than steam
Unlikely
LONE WOLF HUMAN MALE WITH BOW
Uhm are you gatekeeping my fantasy
yes
Actually I'm gonna find the hottest elf woman with the biggest bazongas the planet has ever seen

She will be my wife (She hates me)
I might play lone wolf
i mean ... you can
just for me i'd never in a game so full of companion story arcs and interactions
Who is going to be your wife
when i controll more than 2 char i can get overwhelmed in combat
Sex them all big elf milkers wild bear sex sex sexy sex bazoinga
make harem sex sex marry waifu
its also the items and gear management can be hard for me but i do my best
Finally someone gets it
mf says he prefers real time with pause combat, but gets overwhelmed with 2 characters???
well its different
it's really not
it is
real time with pause combat is so much more micro managing than playing 2 charaters

it issss
Are you going to play a gnome to get properly filled out by the NPCs?
uh... i mean....

Like a pringles tube in a glove

Who is manly enough to do tactician first run 

Reminder this company gave you this fight
piece of shit designer you mean 
mostly because that dumbass npc kept running into fire

my ptsd
i'm going Sorcerer with a Rogue/Ranger type, a Cleric and a Fighter/Berserker (aka Minsc) pretty sure
for a first playthrough
slightly on the fence about wizard but with sorcerer having charisma as main stat it will make it more comfy to have him be the face of the party
persuasion/deception all the way
just bless the fire lole
4head
just gets re cursed as soon as a blob dies tho xd
sort of wanna go slave for that survival stat
It matters very little
Just take whatever fits your character
And don’t spam this channel with pillars now. We’re BG3 vining
Vibing
Swen talking about last minute crisis on friends per second podcast

but then they don't ask him about what the crisis is 
are we hyped
Should be another community Update before launch, would guess today or tomorrow with a bunch of launch info 👀
Questions such as this will be covered in detail in a future CU prior to launch, with some other cool things. We're going to be trying to cover the remaining community questions. Watch out for that. An @ toward me doesn't guarantee it'll get answered tho. @ Larian pls.
【QRT of Nanawatzin (@Nanawatzin):】
'@Cromwelp Hi there, is the…
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We never left
Happy launch week, folks! We hope you’ve printed out your lawyer-approved special dispensation form to explain your mysterious absence from work on August 3rd to your boss, because there are only three days to go before release. After six years in the making, Baldur’s Gate 3’s PC launch is right around the corner and we couldn’t have gotten here...
Crack out when
Stop asking for illegal shit
Buy the game
Support the independent devs who made it

Dabbi you need meds not crack

48 hours
@modest musk hi mr mod can i get you to pin
So i can see release time when boomer brain forgets
Um... nightmare fuel?
BG3 Wiki: https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Main_Page
"Gather your party, and return to the Forgotten Realms in a tale of fellowship and betrayal, sacrifice and survival, and the lure of absolute power. Mysterious abilities are awakening inside you, drawn from a Mind Flayer parasite planted in your brain. Resist, and turn darkness aga...
Buy it and support the developers 
https://vxtwitter.com/baldursgate3/status/1686386509166018560
https://vxtwitter.com/baldursgate3/status/1686386511414169600
📢PSA: Full post tomorrow, but for Baldur's Gate 3 players with existing Early Access saves, we ask that prior to August 3, launch the game, and delete all save files to avoid unintended conflicts at launch. Also, remove any mods and ensure they do not automatically re-download.
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I CANT WAIT
Any mood needers for their daily waging and caging
Immerse yourself in the vivid cityscape of Baldurs Gate, the most famous city on the sword coast. From the bell towers ringing every hour to the busy cityfolk going after their business. No matter if you play Dungeons and Dragons and need some background ambience or just want to relax in your favorite universe, this one is for you!
Dreamverse i...
Imma try someting
if only I could A: listen to music and B: use youtube while waging

If you already have the game uninstalled and haven't deleted files go to
C:\Users\<username>\AppData\Local\Larian Studios and there will be a baldurs gate 3 folder, it will have "Player Profiles" those are your saves
Purge them all 
i just nuked entire bg3 folder there 
why
maybe read this you piss pants
When the guy on an internet connection that cannot load profile pictures owns you, you're downbad
yeah and

and emotes
Fuck Thursdays always make change on read only friday
Realistically you’re not playing till friday anyways
120 gig dl, steam gonna crash, starting 5pm

Stop buying 1000 other random shit and buy this one thing if you’re excited about it
Then no bg3 for you. Unfortunate
I have the power!!
If it was a massive developer i’d say go for it but it’s an indie developer without a major publisher in their back
And they’re nice enough to release non-drm versions on gog too, they deserve support not piracy
yeah true
Yes on sale 
no
classical dabbi cringe
Larian aren't fat cats, they almost went bankrupt multiple times before DOS2 and got bailed out by the Flemish government. They're self-publishing, they don't have a gang of fat cats behind them like Activision or EA.
They really do deserve support.
BG3 is gonna be their biggest success ever by a huge margin and they've expanded massively to be able to make BG3. Can only respect it and support it.
I think Larians rep and good faith is completely deserved, I have full trust in BG3 to be beyond insane
Yes but full price is a lot of money so I wait for sale
Yes
you spend more on your shitty smut books
No ?????
I have 30 eu on steam wallet since earlier
why do you even have any money in your steam wallet is the better question
dabbi if you stop posting in TSL for 2 months i'll pay the rest of your balance towards BG3

Refunded game from summer sale
@scarlet sedge if you take your meds and sperg less I'll buy you the game when I get home
No he can buy it himself 
Who is that
Okay i wont sperg rest of month
Another condition I'm adding is to stop spam pinging people
Ok deal
guess who 

there's no way to get our money back
You're a real 1 still
Final evening without BG3 

You're missing the small print where dabbi needs to delete system 32
We're clearing in one night too, so no raid getting in my way tomorrowe
then im WFH on friday and im a game all day
Gonna try to ditch work early
im not home till 5 but the game comes out at 4 
Do I have to redownload the game if it’s already installed or will that happen automatically
i think they want you to u ninstall the current one and install the new one
Yep larian recommends deleting existing saves and uninstalling early accesss
yeah I just deleted the saves
Lets say you dont you just Update when it releaes yes
But it Will be full redownload there too
guess I can just delete it then
or I’ll leave it on so it downloads automatically when I’m not home

nice
yes
i'll be home at 6, hope I can update before bedtime and get an hour or 2 in
What time should I remote download the game ?
Should be like 5pm for you
Hmm not home by then 😭
Because steam and early access
You can’t “take away” the product by letting people Update and then no longer be able to play the game
Larian pumping out builds
5pm is 17:00?

I never use am and pm so never learned it
you're perennially online my guy
and 5pm = 5 = 17:00 which you probably also call "5" in Swedish instead of "17"
there's no way you call 17:41 "seventeen hours 41"
I actually do " it's 13 40 let's take break" as example
psychopath
https://twitter.com/CohhCarnage/status/1686693140999090176 if someone wants contnet to watch
Ours plans for @baldursgate3 pre-show:
- 8am ET start with coffee and chill.
- Class breakdown videos.
- Race breakdown videos.
- Any non-spoiler chat suggested videos.
- Hating the fact I don't have the power to speed up time.
- 11am ET, we begin our run.
- 🥳
1193
that starts in 2hr10m
I'm confused is ut 17 then
Ain't no way dabbi can't tell the time
@strange notch get in here

get out of here

pog

Its in yerman too
Fack it then I download when get home at 20 :00.tonight
Wait you're gaming too Saira?
So glad im not playing with 1 friend
BG3 crew growing 
who insta pick pockets every fucking npc in the game
i played divinity with a friend like that
ok

imma set expectations for a playthru with the 2 friends that are sessioning together
"okay lads this is the GOOD playthrough"
Romancing i think we ffa 
i've never played any of the coop features in DOS and DOS2, i like to play on my own but i've seen hilarious playthroughs by people playing with friends
i should go bed
especially with all the sandbox features
In DOS2 we chilled all the way through and I killed him in the end
for a few hours of sleep
like stacking boxes to do weird shit

i put water down
we played origin chars
how else are you gonna kill slane
i have no memory of boss fights in dos2
he's the ice dragon
i know that Lohse summoner build carried me through 90% of the game
incarnate too op

the only dragon fight i remember is one in a cave from pillars 1 that wrecked my ass
alpine dragon
played on gog didnt care about achievements 
but he also gave alright rewards at quest ending iirc
no kill 
i dont remember specifics other than we looked at a big ass dragon and decided to help and not kill because we cant kill something like that
I think I'm happy to be going solo for first playthrough
no meta gaming of looking up rewards
Can't be reading everything while the other guy murder hobos his way down the street
oh I didn't kill him in my first playthrough, only when I did another one solo optimizing shit
i remember wanting to keep the void chicken peeper forever
but first one i just bumbled around
the uhm
ghostly dragon fight
was hardest for us
i think we accidentally bogged part of it so it was doable
i think i had the most trouble with the blackpits fight
after that the doctor probably
its part of the devourer set questline
with its terror aura
Much like the contamination set boss, I feel like I was more cautious here than I needed to be. The shackles on Fane were really only an issue because I didn't want him dying and losing the 5-Star Diner boosted blood rose potion. In a non honor mode, non blood rose buffed build, this fight would be a piece of cake, and making the shackles charac...
This bitch ass
BY THE HAZING OF THE SHADE I'LL KILL YOUR SHINING LIGHTS
I don't think I ever did that one
is that some questline from one of the characters
No
🤨
It's started on fort joy
and lasts entire game through
long questline with picking up armor pieces
uuuuuh
pick up some gloves in braccus rex tower to start it off
oh yeah
I think I did that, but maybe I just forgot the fight
What aren't they doing for this game WTF
Despite all my rage I still don't have the ability to play ASAP I AM STUCK IN THSI CAGE FOR 8 HOURS MORE
😭
Pull the CLASSIC food poisoning tactic
!rm 1h remote download game
Alright bright1995, I'll remind you about remote download game in 1 hour. ID: 59732003
and Starfield still has to launch
pls dont suck

I don't have any hype for starfield atm
I didn't for bg3 until like a month ago
but idk how starfield is gonna live up to the same hyper
i have hope 
Todd Howard would never disappoint
Vark can you listen to a youtube video @ work
but look how it turned out
Keep your hands where I can see them.
Patreon: www.patreon.com/Adustus
Twitter: www.twitter.com/ChrisLondonFilm
no they banned youtube the bastards

Despair...
You won't get todd howard'd then
He will not be happy that the canadian government is preventing him from selling copies of Starfield
rip
Hm?
Jealous of everyone able to start dowloading
2 minute early 
I will have to wait till monday 
IM HOOOOME
In the video game
@foggy valve making my hcar...























































