Pants of Exile

[sacred lily]

this is mine

been using it forever

[stiff pagoda]

wait how can i set that up?

[sacred lily]

you dont use it long anyway

[stiff pagoda]

and its legit?!

[sacred lily]

its not legit

but they wont ban you for it

[bronze terrace]

My bannable offense is having leftclick on a button I can hold down

[sacred lily]

its one of those things where they know almost everyone uses it

[bronze terrace]

[sacred lily]

thats what sucks with Corsair iCue, i cant bind left click to my scroll wheel or sth else

cba to get extra software

[bronze terrace]

I use Logitech

[stiff pagoda]

i have logtech too

[bronze terrace]

I have it on the side button and can just hold

[sacred lily]

unethical

[bronze terrace]

It presses leftclick with random intervals

[sacred lily]

on paper thats bannable but they also wont ban you for it

[bronze terrace]

Bro I was a full time scarab trader for a few weeks

[sacred lily]

GGG doesnt care about small shit like that

[bronze terrace]

I needed that

[sacred lily]

just like the good old D2 maphack days

everyone used maphack, bet even Blizzard employees did

[sly sentinel]

i bet 90% of the community

uses the exact same ahk script

https://github.com/PatrickSpemann/PoEFlaskScript/blob/master/flask.ahk

[stiff pagoda]

can you get me the data to input?

just copy that?

[bronze terrace]

Yeah same

[sacred lily]

if you're ever worried about it, you ditch macros anyway once you instill your flask on full charges

[sly sentinel]

[gusty vessel]

Pretty sure you can use ique to bind left click to other buttons

I have spam left click bound to the dpi toggle button on my scimitar

[bronze terrace]

Yeah it’s the dpi toggle on mine too

[sly sentinel]

btw

ziz's gloves

if u have a pair of those you can probably just kill any uber boss

[bronze terrace]

you think so?

they looked kinda underwhelming to me

[sly sentinel]

250% attack speed at 50 stacks

[bronze terrace]

yeah 50seconds to ramp

[sly sentinel]

depends on the boss i guess

imagine for something like maven

which has a lot of afk time

[bronze terrace]

how long do stacks last

[sly sentinel]

they don't

aslong as a unique monster is close to you, you keep them

[bronze terrace]

what happens in ball phase from exarch?

[sly sentinel]

i guess hes still around

according to ziz the range was more than screen wide

[bronze terrace]

Interesting

[mossy moss]

I made my own kek

Learned ahk scripts from osrs

[sly sentinel]

[sly sentinel]

you can actually fit both defiance banner and HoI pretty easily

since defiance banner is only 10%

just get enlighten on wrath, HoI and Determination

essence helm for reservation

and you got like 50+ mana

can also get a small cluster with uncompromising for 50% determination efficiency, which will save you a lot of money on the enlighten

[bronze terrace]

Is the small cluster enough without enlighten?

Or you go without banner if you take the cluster?

[sly sentinel]

46 mana without enlighten and cluster

i would buy a lvl 3 one for like 1-2 divines tho

gets you about 90 mana

also the small cluster is pretty nuts

it raises your phys max hit taken from 80k to 91k

which is pretty huge for shit like sims

not to mention the 100% increase in enjoyment when using HoI mtx

avid herald enjoyer

[bronze terrace]

Same

Need to buy points still

[sly sentinel]

almost all heralds are on sale

https://www.pathofexile.com/shop/category/alternate-skill-effects?search=herald

[soft barn]

Fuck I got my twitch account suspended for league launch

Guess I'm not shitposting when quin dies

[sacred lily]

I wanted it on the scroll wheel. Not allowed

[mossy moss]

Wtf how

[soft barn]

Ok so hear me out right

I may or may not

Have posted accii penises in one or two chats

[bronze terrace]

Objection your honor

Hearsay

[bronze terrace]

Ok pog

I’m not sure which one I like most

[soft barn]

Sir you cant object to your own question

[bronze terrace]

[bronze terrace]

I am already so tired but to early to nap

[soft barn]

Send it

2 hour nap, right as rain

[bronze terrace]

gonna wait one or two h more

[sly sentinel]

just drank my dads hangover cure

helped my headache

[bronze terrace]

my hangover cure is more alcohol

[soft barn]

I still have 4 hours of work

[bronze terrace]

i do too technically

[sly sentinel]

it's 0.5 DL water, beef bulyon, tomato paste and butter

[soft barn]

I have stuff I need to close out before my time off

[sly sentinel]

probably helps cuz the bulyon has a lot of salt

Tastes pretty good, its basically tomato soup

[bronze terrace]

fat and salt

ye

[sly sentinel]

Added some chili too

Cat

Planning his escape

«I could probably do something about these hinges»

Duo operation now

[bronze terrace]

[sly sentinel]

2nd one gave up

Ludo still at it

[bronze terrace]

https://codepen.io/AgroDesu/full/mMamOY

[gusty vessel]

That just sounds like dual wield nightblade helix to me

[bronze terrace]

@sly sentinel I think my kebab place is closed

https://www.reddit.com/r/PathOfExileBuilds/comments/ws097j/sunder_berserker_leaguestart_miniguide/

[mossy moss]

Do i get Sikte special pizza for dinner

[sly sentinel]

explain

[mossy moss]

He doesn't know the lore..

[bronze terrace]

bro

thats a good idea tbh

[sly sentinel]

tried using a dying sun

god damn that's a lot of projectiles on your screen

[bronze terrace]

might have to get normal pizza too bc kebab place closed

[sweet eagle]

rip

[bronze terrace]

maybe I will get some pizza hut

[bronze terrace]

yeah I can imagine

cant wait to play this skill in maps

[sweet eagle]

wish we had pizza hut in my city

[sly sentinel]

short skill text

[bronze terrace]

i usually dont want it but sometimes I dig it

like super greasy pizza

[bronze terrace]

you made a full setup now?

[sly sentinel]

no

i cleared t11 red maps with the most shitty setup you can imagine

lvl 10 gems

my boss dmg sucked tho, cuz i didnt have tornado or hydrosphere

[mossy moss]

@sly sentinel i have a cancer sore

[sly sentinel]

you mean canker

[mossy moss]

Yeah

Auto correct

[bronze terrace]

lol

[sly sentinel]

[bronze terrace]

sikte tell him about your special pizza now

[mossy moss]

Shrimp, ham, mushroom, blue cheese, pineapple

[sly sentinel]

[bronze terrace]

I like to substitute ham for peperoni sausage

[gusty vessel]

Thats a nice combo sikte

[mossy moss]

Ong

[bronze terrace]

yes

[sly sentinel]

oh yeah and i didnt have point blank

[bronze terrace]

yeah kinda important node

[sly sentinel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyhakKrOdpo

this does not look like a skill that would typically be a leaguestarter

[sweet eagle]

looks too zoomie for a league starter

[bronze terrace]

wtf

dont wanna get to hyped but it looks like a pretty nice scaleble starter

[sly sentinel]

why not get hyped, it's sim 30 viable which means it beats out quite a lot of builds

[bronze terrace]

yeah but with what investment

[sly sentinel]

well you need quite a bit of investment in any build to do sim 30

and possibly relevel

also that vid

[bronze terrace]

yeah ofc

[sly sentinel]

is 10 ex budget

[bronze terrace]

thats reasonable

super zoomy boy

with the enchant you barely have to cast vg at all

after getting to 30 blades once

[sly sentinel]

imagine whirling blading inside a legion

[bronze terrace]

[royal ermine]

Noobs

@mossy moss I no more wage

[mossy moss]

Get new yob

[sacred lily]

Don’t go back to neeting

[royal ermine]

@sacred lily I wont

I will fo up early take walks etc

[bronze terrace]

and apply for jobs

[turbid vale]

Speaking of neeting

[royal ermine]

Well ye ofc

[turbid vale]

I leave for work in 5 minutes

[royal ermine]

My body automatically wake up at 7

[bronze terrace]

i will leave work in 5 minutes for a nap

on the clock

[turbid vale]

I'm tired

[bronze terrace]

[mossy moss]

Im snitching

[soft barn]

[mossy moss]

[royal ermine]

@mossy moss go nap

We pulling all nighter

[soft barn]

I only have 30 mins of better call saul left till its all over

[bronze terrace]

you would never

[sweet eagle]

filterblade update when?!

[sacred lily]

League starts at 10

[mossy moss]

Chill boss 7,5 hours to go

[sacred lily]

If you nap now you’re rooming yourself

Dooming

I’m making spaghetti bolognese

Then I’m gonna eat it

[turbid vale]

Really long nap

[royal ermine]

With ketchup ?

[sly sentinel]

dinner this early?

[sacred lily]

Ketchup what

[sly sentinel]

[bronze terrace]

thats lunch not dinner atm

[turbid vale]

He's swedish or something

[sacred lily]

Gonna have a late lunch

Skip dinner

Eat snackies

[sly sentinel]

u gun crash

[sweet eagle]

I got hot dogs ready, went to the store and bought cucumber mayo for it together with roasted onion

[sacred lily]

Naaaaah never

[sweet eagle]

and bought some cola, and propud milkshakes

gotta get that protein 💪

[bronze terrace]

first league start in ages I dont have beer

maybe I go get some

or a nice wine

[sweet eagle]

jäger and cola dude!

or 7up and vodka

[bronze terrace]

bro

are you ok

[soft barn]

I need to take a walk up to the shops later and get some bevs

[bronze terrace]

what you gtting

[sweet eagle]

it's great

this chaos recipe enhancer app is great

[bronze terrace]

only jäger i drink is with energy

[sly sentinel]

pff

[soft barn]

Tyskies probably

[bronze terrace]

or pure

[soft barn]

Is nice

[sweet eagle]

wtf

[bronze terrace]

jägerbomb

[soft barn]

Jaeger tastes like ass

[sly sentinel]

the best drink there is, is whiskey sour

[sweet eagle]

you only mix hard liquor with the same color as the soda

Tom Collins is great

[bronze terrace]

i dont want to drink hard stuff tonight

maybe beer or win e

[sly sentinel]

i'll just drink some coke

and maybe a redbull

[sweet eagle]

what's nice about grogs is that you can just do like a 2 and some nice soda, instead of drinking beer and having to go to the toilet the whole night

for me it'll probably be coffee, cola and some carbonated water

[sacred lily]

people have started planning meetings next week

they dont realize

[mossy moss]

Why are yall mfs getting drunk on league start

Get it together

[sly sentinel]

i agree

bunch of alcoholics

[sacred lily]

wtf drinking at home on your own?

alcoholics

you gotta be sharp and focused

aka. Reign or Monsties

and better believe that I got both

[sly sentinel]

there is only one true energy drink

[sacred lily]

I got 2 Reign Lemon, 4 white Monsties and 2 green Monsties

[sly sentinel]

Redbull > rest

[mossy moss]

jesus u went all in

i only got 2 reigns

[bronze terrace]

True

[sacred lily]

i went for the all stars

food is prepped for the next 4 days

now only loot filter, download and queue

and nap + shower

even did a ton of chores this morning so the house is in top shape for me to disappear in my bedroom for 3 days straight

[sly sentinel]

maybe i'll be good and do some cleaning aswell

[gusty vessel]

https://youtu.be/30eBAGJvB84 some more pconc stuff

[turbid vale]

They will be hampering their performance while we the god gamers fire on all cylinders

[mossy moss]

fr

[sweet eagle]

will be a bit buzzed when I start playing

I hope my leveling goes as fast as my practice run did, now I know that I also need to get infernal cry

very op yo

4 link infernal cry with culling, maim and power charge

[mossy moss]

cant wait to die before maps

[bronze terrace]

gonna do some cleaning too before league

[sacred lily]

ok so

this to my DPI switch

works pretty well

[bronze terrace]

yep

its insane

[sacred lily]

i shouldve done this leagues earlier

dont even have to hold the button, just toggling it

[sweet eagle]

the juggernaut ascendancy change will be so damn comfortable, 8% armor applied to elemental damage taken

[sacred lily]

30-50ms random interval is fast but eh

doubt GGG bans for this

[bronze terrace]

i have 40-70 i think

[sly sentinel]

thinking GGG bans

[sacred lily]

i definitely cant click that fast

[sly sentinel]

for anything

you can't click in a 50 ms delay?

what are you? 90 years old?

[royal ermine]

Fat ass

[mossy moss]

whats this for

[sacred lily]

left click spamming

whenever im getting lots of stuff out the stash or need to store shit

[bronze terrace]

Trades, looting

[sacred lily]

or fusing or jewelling anything

[bronze terrace]

Yeah fusing is insane

[sacred lily]

i never really needed it but ytd i swapped all my loot from a few tens of remove tabs to a current tab on standard

yes dumbo

and i legit hurt my lower arm

[royal ermine]

Fuse my cock

[wind rain]

I got a lot of monsties

To honor sikte when he finds another chance of death orb

[sweet eagle]

man I can barely drink monster anymore

only energy drink that still tastes fine is redbull

[sly sentinel]

based

[bronze terrace]

True

[sacred lily]

Philistines

monsties are the best

Reign tastes slightly better

but still has that same soda-like flavor

red bull tastes too metallic

[sly sentinel]

energy drinks are too sweet

redbull has a bit of a bitter taste to it aswell

it's perfect

only energy drink which doesn't taste like a bunch of melted candy

[gusty vessel]

I dont like the taste of redbull

Blueberry battery > white/mango/nitro monstie >>>> anything else

[royal ermine]

@wind rain bitch

[minor swallow]

omg bros r we poggin r we goin hard bros

[bronze terrace]

https://youtu.be/ZwAPPo0m_i8

Basically harvest and Expedition like everyone

[sacred lily]

Yeah

Not much else to do on league start

You’re not killing Legions efficiently and unless you really like Blight it’s just situated badly on the tree

[frail mural]

when i go to bed is when the league starts

nice

[sweet eagle]

unlucky

[frail mural]

wouldnt even call it that

who the fuck goes to bed at like noon-2pm

the shift that always getting fkin railed thats who T.T

[sweet eagle]

it's 10 pm when league launch in Sweden, thought it was something like that

[frail mural]

nah itll launch at 3pm for me

[sweet eagle]

ah

[frail mural]

and ill be in bed before i have to go to work sat and sun and then a whole nother week

☠️

[sly sentinel]

3 pm

so unfair

[frail mural]

murica

[sweet eagle]

just play on US servers and it'll be released at 3 pm for you aswell

[sacred lily]

[royal ermine]

@sacred lily

Quin died on hillock

XD

[stoic agate]

[royal ermine]

https://clips.twitch.tv/PrettiestFrozenKangarooKevinTurtle-CgM1_Zw0e3tS5uHF

[sly sentinel]

@mossy moss why ur PM all over my news

cuz of partying

[stiff pagoda]

sikte is finnish?!

[sly sentinel]

she hot tho

[mossy moss]

Yeah she's my wife

[sly sentinel]

can we share

[mossy moss]

No.

[sly sentinel]

[mossy moss]

I napped

[sly sentinel]

is it 5 or 6 for you now

[mossy moss]

6

[sly sentinel]

we're in different timezones

[mossy moss]

Yes..

[sly sentinel]

finland is so close i thought we had the same timezone

[bronze terrace]

Napped like 45 min

Not enough

[sly sentinel]

sometimes when im really sleepy at like 4

i nap

and when i wake up

i don't know what planet im on

[bronze terrace]

Yeah happens

[soft barn]

im always scared to nap too late and miss the queue

[sly sentinel]

past like 3 leagues i feel like the queue does nothing

its so fast now

[mossy moss]

True

[soft barn]

Kinda true yee

I need to walk to the shop now for monsties and beers

Back in a bit

[mossy moss]

[stoic agate]

Im still in bed bros

[bronze terrace]

gonna hit the shop now too

[stoic agate]

[sly sentinel]

have u found out what to play ael

[stoic agate]

Rf inquis

[sly sentinel]

pogu

[bronze terrace]

he is gonna pog out

[mossy moss]

[stoic agate]

Nah not likely

[mossy moss]

were all gonna pog out with pogdave

[stoic agate]

PogDave definitely gonna lead us into a new age of Pog

[bronze terrace]

playing a build that is not PogDave approved tho

[mossy moss]

bro theres no shot venom gyre is approved by pogdave

chill.

[bronze terrace]

its like the last thing he would start

[mossy moss]

i still dont know what level u get lightning conduit

oh well doesnt matter i dont think its useable before i do first lab

[sly sentinel]

28

[mossy moss]

aight

[sly sentinel]

he didnt approve our build

[mossy moss]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-our-now-gif-21036569

build

[bronze terrace]

[sly sentinel]

the build you copied from me

[bronze terrace]

Can’t turn this one aroun

[sly sentinel]

[coral pollen]

I'm pogging out for the strictly worse version of cf glad/champ

[sly sentinel]

whats the benefit of scion in your build

[bronze terrace]

yeah why make it easy if you can do it the hard way

[coral pollen]

The only benefit is I have a scion

[gusty vessel]

Being able to reroll to pretty much anything

[coral pollen]

[frail mural]

whos gonna go aurabot

[sly sentinel]

literally no one

[mossy moss]

Idk why the edges look like that

[frail mural]

dabbi will

[mossy moss]

[stoic agate]

That looks like hika's b hole

[sly sentinel]

they butchered ur pizza

[stoic agate]

Blown out

[gusty vessel]

Just the typical kotipizza quality

[sly sentinel]

no he wont

[stoic agate]

[bronze terrace]

that looks pretty bad ngl

[mossy moss]

[coral pollen]

Unironically I can reroll to worse cold reap too

[mossy moss]

What matters is the taste

[frail mural]

@royal ermine go aurabot

[candid pumice]

This looks like if it was baked in paper instead of a tray

[gusty vessel]

You can also do this

https://youtu.be/2UaN3LhYBl0

[stoic agate]

There he goes again with the armour stack

[frail mural]

@royal ermine personally i wouldnt let this slide dabbi

[stoic agate]

Pag pidsa

[sly sentinel]

man imagine living italy

[turbid vale]

Aha yooo

[sly sentinel]

with pog af pizza on every corner

for cheap

the dream

[frail mural]

and korea with chicken

[royal ermine]

me tryiong to watch race

[sly sentinel]

italy has pizza, korea has fried chicken

the US has mcdonalds

[frail mural]

big business

yay

[turbid vale]

US may not be Italy or Korea but at least we aren't Germany

🤝

[sly sentinel]

what's wrong with germany

[royal ermine]

itaily has best pizza ever

[turbid vale]

I know 1 person and then all the league of legends pros say their food is bland and sucks outside of kebab

[frail mural]

i agree

whats wrong with germany

[sly sentinel]

hmm

[turbid vale]

[sly sentinel]

do you trust the food geniuses that is league pro's

[frail mural]

hell no

what

i doubt any league pro even knows how to cook

[candid pumice]

Do you trust anyone surviving on monsties and nuggets?

[sly sentinel]

nuggets are goated

[turbid vale]

Ye

They go all around the world so have pretty good experience with food worldwide

[bronze terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-gif-22980190

[turbid vale]

They all praise Korea China and LA

[bronze terrace]

we have pretty based food but nothing original

[frail mural]

they get mcdonalds everywhere they go, no doubt

[turbid vale]

https://c.tenor.com/aI7z3FiOgGIAAAAM/good-take.gif

[sly sentinel]

isn't LA food just worldwide food anyway

[bronze terrace]

yeah

tacos

[turbid vale]

Ye that's every American city

[bronze terrace]

typical LA

[gusty vessel]

What you mean, they had cook off in lec and it lookd pro chef level

[turbid vale]

World wide and or bastardized American version of worldwide

[frail mural]

youre joking

[bronze terrace]

like american pizza

[turbid vale]

Like NA Chinese food or NA taco

[frail mural]

i cant tell if trolling or if they rly did and it was as bad as i imagine

[bronze terrace]

thats bastadized food

[frail mural]

give me link

[turbid vale]

LA and bigger cities at least will have authentic stuff as well

[sly sentinel]

if i think of something authentic to the US it's maybe like

[gusty vessel]

https://youtu.be/ncatH-PFmUQ

[sly sentinel]

texas brisket or something?

[gusty vessel]

They actually did

[frail mural]

oh hell no

OMG

[turbid vale]

BBQ maybe yeah idk

[frail mural]

HES MASHING WITH THE WHISK

[bronze terrace]

american "pizza"

[frail mural]

i feel like i need to keep pausing and starting just to get through this

[turbid vale]

That is deff not what any pizza I eat looks like

[gusty vessel]

Isnt the american style pizza just the new york style one or?

[bronze terrace]

idk one of the top results searching american pizza

[turbid vale]

I guess like this

[sly sentinel]

ew

[gusty vessel]

something like this

[bronze terrace]

also what is up with americans not eating a whole pizza

[sly sentinel]

new york style pizza is nice tho

but that california pie or w.e it is

is gross

[bronze terrace]

i never seen someone here not eat a whole pizza

so how big are yours

[sly sentinel]

aren't we going a bit fast

[bronze terrace]

chicago

[sly sentinel]

[turbid vale]

We have New York style which is what I sent basically but sliced and thin but pretty crunchy on bottom, stl style which is like thin and uses provel, uh Chicago style which is deep dish not even really pizza, Detroit style which is like thick and rectangle

And then I guess no style or some city I forget which is just like thick crust

Chicago style pizza is just not pizza if u ask anyone outside of Chicago

[sly sentinel]

neapolitan pizza is the best

big soft crunchy crust

[gusty vessel]

Detroit style is the one you make with high edge sheetpans right?

[turbid vale]

Ya

[bronze terrace]

true

[gusty vessel]

Ye i like that style

Very easy to make yourself aswell

[turbid vale]

Detroit is basically just thick crust but a bit more doughy? Maybe and rectangle

[bronze terrace]

yeah I wouldnt really call that pizza either

[turbid vale]

It's good ya I'm a ny or stl style personally I like thin

[gusty vessel]

If im too lazy to fire up ooni

[frail mural]

salt on the corn

not even pepper

☠️

[turbid vale]

Also ya pizza size varies some places here (stl) do personal pizzas pretty commonly like 9inch

NY is mostly by the slice and then 2 slice is probs equivalent to a 9 incj pizza if not more

Probs more usually ngl

[bronze terrace]

9 inch?

thats super small wtf

here you get 11 or 12

[turbid vale]

To eat by urself?

[bronze terrace]

yes

[gusty vessel]

I normally make 14" ones

[turbid vale]

It's usually 9 incj + salad tbf but most people eat salad and like half of pizza

[gusty vessel]

And that's just cos thats the max for my oven

[turbid vale]

I usually order 14-16 and then have leftovers but I don't make my own pizza

[gusty vessel]

You should try sometime

Its fun

[bronze terrace]

idk even old people and women eat a full pizza here

[gusty vessel]

[turbid vale]

I thought NA was fat smh

[frail mural]

we are fat

[bronze terrace]

you are fat

[sly sentinel]

uhm

[gusty vessel]

Man all this talk about pizza

[frail mural]

90% of our grocery stores is nothing but saturated fat, carbs, and sugar

[sly sentinel]

a regular size for us here if we order out is like

[bronze terrace]

gonna order some pizza now

[gusty vessel]

Im gonna get some tomorrow

What the fuck is that emote

[turbid vale]

In college and shit we would order a pizza each and go crazy tbf but that was like drunk gross college eating

[bronze terrace]

think I am going with pizza hut

[sly sentinel]

this is 1 portion pizza for 1 person

usually

[bronze terrace]

or I could order some kfc

[turbid vale]

I guess it's hard to tell how big that is

[sly sentinel]

Norway doesn't have KFC

[bronze terrace]

i really dont get it

[turbid vale]

But I think I'd usually eat half of that and eat the rest for next meal

[bronze terrace]

NA eats so much food

[sly sentinel]

half???????

[bronze terrace]

but not a whole pizza

[sly sentinel]

u fking wat

[bronze terrace]

yeah they are crazy

i dont get it eitherr

[sly sentinel]

that's like a bit bigger than a dinner plate

[bronze terrace]

they eat a 7x Patty burger

[turbid vale]

Idk bro eating an entire pizza is like u are absolutely fat and disgusting if u do that here

[bronze terrace]

but a half pizza

[sly sentinel]

tf

[turbid vale]

I'd never eat more than 1 burger with 2 patties I don't think

[frail mural]

i eat half a digiorno for dinner :l

[bronze terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-gif-24394186

[sly sentinel]

if u order that and leave more than like 1 slice

[bronze terrace]

thats ok tho

[turbid vale]

Ya kon same

[sly sentinel]

ur hella weird

[turbid vale]

If I ever buy frozen pizza I eat half

[frail mural]

i used to eat a whole one and drink a 2 liter of soda a day

☠️

[bronze terrace]

half a frozen pizza?????

[sly sentinel]

same

[bronze terrace]

frozen pizza I could eat 2 bc they are so small

[sly sentinel]

or well depends

[turbid vale]

What why is that same

Are frozen pizza bigger than the one u sent

[sly sentinel]

if its italian maybe the whole

[candid pumice]

If you order and leave most of the food on the plate, it is considered an insult to the cook here. No matter what kind of food it is.

[sly sentinel]

if its thicc crust

half

[turbid vale]

Ya thickness of crust is similar

[bronze terrace]

you are crazy

[frail mural]

shit and piss

[bronze terrace]

why are americans fat

[sly sentinel]

because frozen pizza taste like shit compared to real pizza

[turbid vale]

If I order food and can't take half home for my next meal than it's an insult to me

[sly sentinel]

so i only eat half

[turbid vale]

Fuck the cook

[candid pumice]

But you can take it home?

[bronze terrace]

probably bc there is so much sugar in everything

[frail mural]

because our nutritions and portions are out of this fkin world and we have no free healthcare

[turbid vale]

So it's only an insult if u don't take it home?

[bronze terrace]

you all just told me you eat half a pizza

and then say your portions are out of this world

that doesnt fit

[turbid vale]

I mean I'm not far bro

Fat

[sly sentinel]

look

[candid pumice]

It's an insult if you order more than you can eat and just leave it to rot.

[sly sentinel]

in Norway, this is what u get

[turbid vale]

But also really think Americans would consider it unhealthy to eat more than a pizza

[sly sentinel]

99% would eat the entire thing

[bronze terrace]

yeah exactly

but 1.5l coke to the meal is ok

[turbid vale]

Yeah I mean maybe u ended up not liking it very much but I always take home what I don't finish, but I do intentionally want to have some to take home

[sly sentinel]

aren't pizza pretty healthy compared to a lot of stuff

[bronze terrace]

yeah its notbad

[frail mural]

no lol

[turbid vale]

Hmm yeah

[sly sentinel]

wym no?

[gusty vessel]

@mossy moss all this pizza talk do i go and get myself monster tomorrow?

[sly sentinel]

it's literally bread and tomato

[turbid vale]

I think soda is definitely thought of differently

[candid pumice]

Take it home, it's fine. Leave it on the plate, not fine.

[turbid vale]

I guess we randomly are smart about pizza

[bronze terrace]

ofc pizza is on the healthier side

[mossy moss]

ye do it

[sly sentinel]

anything italian is usually pretty healthy

[bronze terrace]

yeah weird

but funny

[frail mural]

one slice of a pepperoni pizza form pizza hut is 20 grabs of carbs and 9g of saturated fat

1

one

[sly sentinel]

pizza hut

mate

[bronze terrace]

pizza huit

[sly sentinel]

u serious

[bronze terrace]

pizza

[frail mural]

one of the most selling pizzas in america

[candid pumice]

The fuck is a pizza hut

[sly sentinel]

we're talking italian style pizza from restaurants

[frail mural]

oh

[bronze terrace]

this is healthy

[gusty vessel]

Just figuring out what i want on it, thinking kebab seasoned chicked, ham, feta, blue cheese and pineapple with chili mayonaise

[bronze terrace]

this is not healthy

on this note

I am ordering not healthy pizza

[frail mural]

also homemade dough vs processed

[bronze terrace]

probably sugar in it too

your bread is so sweet

[sly sentinel]

top one has cured ham

not too fan of that on pizza

but the left side pizza in that pic

i would devour that

[frail mural]

nothing wrong with eating bad every now nad then

[bronze terrace]

same

[candid pumice]

Sugar is highly addictive and a taste everyone's brain recognizes and for the most part likes. Ofc they'll slap sugar in it.

[frail mural]

but americans eat garbage every day, every week, every month to every year

[sly sentinel]

remember

everything american usually contains a lot more unhealthy shit

[bronze terrace]

i remember eating american bread the first time

[sly sentinel]

when they export it to the EU or make it here, they are required by EU to remove a shit ton of it

[frail mural]

which is crazy to me

cause not too long ago we had a president whos wife was all about making america healthy

except where aer all the bans on all this unhealthy ingredients

[sly sentinel]

u should see some vids from the US in the 80s

it's totally different

so many skinny people

[frail mural]

our soda aint even got sugar

its corn syrup

[coral pollen]

u have to realize the average person probably doesn't even exercise

in the US

[stoic agate]

[bronze terrace]

bro I am gonna go so unhealthy today

meat lovers pizza from pizza hut

and garlic bread

[sly sentinel]

is there only 1 kebab store in germany

smh

[bronze terrace]

one good

that delivers

[sly sentinel]

hmm

[frail mural]

depends on where you are

[sly sentinel]

i take it u don't live in berlin

[bronze terrace]

no lol

[sly sentinel]

[frail mural]

where i am you dont see anyone exercising, at my pa's they got a nice little road you see people walking up and down all the time

[sly sentinel]

doesn't help that the US is made for vehicles

city layout is straight up garbage

[frail mural]

say it loud

[turbid vale]

Coworker came into my room and he agreed that we weirdly consume pizza at a normal rate compared to everything else

[sly sentinel]

[bronze terrace]

wtf

[sly sentinel]

ew

[gusty vessel]

[turbid vale]

Also foru guys do u have like fast food pizza like dominos pizza hut etc which is basically gross and indulgent (greasy buttery etc) and then like "normal pizza" which is mostly local places

[sly sentinel]

Parents coming to pickup leo soon

almost free

back to 1 cat

[bronze terrace]

yes

[gusty vessel]

What if its both at the same time?

[sly sentinel]

i had a domino's close to me in Oslo

[turbid vale]

🤝 same

[sly sentinel]

i ordered it once

[frail mural]

no local pizza is the same as fast food

[gusty vessel]

Cos that's how kotipizza feels for me

[sly sentinel]

it was so fking greasy and it had this sweet taste

[turbid vale]

Interesting

[frail mural]

you wont find fresh made dough and fresh mozz pizza unless you get from a local pizza place thats in a big city like LA, chicago, or new york

[turbid vale]

Yeah dominos has some like buttery thing they put on so does papa John's

Ye that's just wrong

[bronze terrace]

pizza hut is so greasy too

its insane

[turbid vale]

Austin and stl both have pizza places that will make it fresh

[sly sentinel]

hear me out

[turbid vale]

Not every place sure

But it's deff not just the most major of cities

[sly sentinel]

when i order grocery delivery, they have a partner with a great norwegian pizza restaurant, that provides them with fresh half baked pizza

looks like this

i usually take that

add my own shit

and it's so fking good

just put it in the oven for like 5 min

[turbid vale]

What euro country produces those monstrosities that naowh posts on Twitter

[sly sentinel]

it's legit like a restaurant pizza

[bronze terrace]

sweden

[gusty vessel]

Sweden

[bronze terrace]

sweden is fucked

[turbid vale]

[sly sentinel]

what pics

enlighten me

[gusty vessel]

Banana on pizza

[bronze terrace]

beef and banana or sth

[turbid vale]

Ok I'm gonna go be productive for 1 more hour and then I can be free of work for the weekend if I really own

[sly sentinel]

uh

[turbid vale]

[sly sentinel]

i always add these

to my list

[turbid vale]

Good luck wit ur pizzas bros

[sly sentinel]

for giga gud pizza

i used to like frozen pizza, but not anymore. it all tastes so shit compared to fresh

too much sauce on a lot of them, too sweet sauce

the dough just turns into this concrete pie shit

[bronze terrace]

ok went with a pizza box

comes with a pizza and chicken sticks and garlic bread

like this

[stoic agate]

[sly sentinel]

Nico coming out of his juice diet hard

[bronze terrace]

gotta take another nap before poe

lost 2.5kg gotta get it back

its my first cheat day in 3 weeks

gonna be fine

[sly sentinel]

damn

i've been having 3 weeks of cheat days

wait no

26 years

[bronze terrace]

Gotta get rid of 10kg more tho

[sly sentinel]

i'll take them

[bronze terrace]

Deal

[sly sentinel]

don't think adding 10kg to me would really make a difference

60 to 70 is pretty similar

[bronze terrace]

Shuddie is 60kg and can eat more pizza than Blake

[sly sentinel]

[mossy moss]

grim.

[sly sentinel]

blake weak

https://clips.twitch.tv/TenuousRamshackleTarsierNomNom-BJ4RJmmhJ5haLcbZ

average streamer

[mossy moss]

so cringe and disgusting

[bronze terrace]

Brig

That is actually disgusting

[wind rain]

when leeg start

[mossy moss]

never

its cancelled

[turbid vale]

When is queue usually

[sly sentinel]

1h or 2h before

seems to change randomly

think it was 2h last time

[bronze terrace]

So in 1 or 2 hours

Servers should go down soon

[turbid vale]

I take late lunch and get into queue perhaps

[mossy moss]

wasnt it around or even under 1h in sentinel

[bronze terrace]

realms are down

[mossy moss]

in archnemesis it was REALLY early tho

[wind rain]

YE

[bronze terrace]

yeah

[mossy moss]

2h almost

[wind rain]

REALLY

[sly sentinel]

in archnemesis i went to the store about 2h and 2 min before launch

when i started driving the queue started

[mossy moss]

yeah i was showering

when queue started

[bronze terrace]

download ready for steam boys

[mossy moss]

@sullen tiger https://pobb.in/s4SPnRrx3a2X

ziz condie pob with lvling notes

he is suggesting a ranger mule to hailrake for pierce and onslaught with spark

i dont think ill do that tho

going magma orb + flame wall

no muling cringe

[stoic agate]

whenever I see XQC shit, all I see is an impending meth addiction looming over his head.

[soft barn]

Steam patch is happening btw

[stoic agate]

[mossy moss]

steam

[soft barn]

I've never had any issues playing steam client

[coral pollen]

4.5 gigs

[soft barn]

Ok so I mistyped shrug while I was sending that

And found some cursed emotes

[coral pollen]

[soft barn]

[mossy moss]

it always redownloaded the whole fucking game for small patches

[bronze terrace]

what

no

not for me

[mossy moss]

i had enough couple years ago

[soft barn]

no

[mossy moss]

im saying

it did for me

[soft barn]

I mean there were times when it did a random 14gig

But thats not happened in literally years

Its 5gig max now

[mossy moss]

dont care not going back

[stoic agate]

king shit right there

[soft barn]

I mean thats fine

[sly sentinel]

isn't he the pride of canada

[soft barn]

Just dont look down your trunk at those of us that do

[stoic agate]

[turbid vale]

i went to steam bc my issues with chaos recipe started when i swapped to not steam

then when i went back to steam life is good again, but im sure its my fault and the client or w/e

but worked for me

[mossy moss]

you love my trunk

[stoic agate]

[soft barn]

[mossy moss]

standalone patch up

[soft barn]

Who's ready to once again fail to resist the temptation to do league mechanic while levelling

[turbid vale]

i dont even attempt to resist

if i feel like pressin it then i press it

[soft barn]

Unironically pretty based

[turbid vale]

also it just occurred to me i dont know what the league mechanic is

[soft barn]

Oh fuck boys

[turbid vale]

[mossy moss]

im gonna resist until some streamer cant resist and limit test it

[soft barn]

I was talking to a tinder thot last night

And I called something she did based

[gusty vessel]

Ill limit test it during leveling already

[soft barn]

And then she tried to get me to define based

And I spaghettied everywhere

[turbid vale]

based

[mossy moss]

wait i thought u had gf

[bronze terrace]

based

[mossy moss]

[soft barn]

And thats why I scored so high on the autism test

[bronze terrace]

dave doesnt settle for one

[mossy moss]

mashallah

[stoic agate]

shit me too king

[soft barn]

I do not sadly

[turbid vale]

ok league mechanic looks complicated

im probably skipping it while leveling

[mossy moss]

me neither king, me neither

[soft barn]

idk

[royal ermine]

update poe

nerds

[soft barn]

dating is so hard when you just want a dommy mommy

[royal ermine]

ikr kunt

[wind rain]

ARE WE READY

[stoic agate]

Cozy hitting the highest score on the autism test tho

[soft barn]

When I'm president

[wind rain]

for dabbi to popoff

no job

[stoic agate]

[wind rain]

he can go ham

[turbid vale]

https://c.tenor.com/aI7z3FiOgGIAAAAM/good-take.gif

[coral pollen]

I didn't get to set up chaos recipe enhancer in advance

[soft barn]

Every member of TSL will get a state mandated dommy mommy gf

[sly sentinel]

with big juggs?

[stoic agate]

PogDave

[turbid vale]

Are filters updated

[stoic agate]

[soft barn]

Mommy milkers some might say

[royal ermine]

@soft barnim at part 2 in the book btw

[wind rain]

audiobook*

[turbid vale]

Which book

[bronze terrace]

first law

[royal ermine]

The first law

[turbid vale]

Mid law

Just kidding it was good don't shoot

[bronze terrace]

i quit

[turbid vale]

Too high IQ for u probably

Not ur fault

[sly sentinel]

books are for nerds

[bronze terrace]

yeah

[sly sentinel]

i'll beat you all up after school

behind the gym

[bronze terrace]

bro you are half my size

[sly sentinel]

[mossy moss]

[turbid vale]

Yeah I don't have filters or chaos recipe set up and don't get home until 3h from now

I'm chalked

[sly sentinel]

i'll tire you out

[turbid vale]

Just gonna use my claw filter from archnem and assume it's good enough tbh

[bronze terrace]

just gonna use the normal filter idc

[sly sentinel]

im gonna find some ls leveling filter

which probably just highlights claws

[bronze terrace]

ok find one and share

[turbid vale]

Yeah all mine does is normal leveling but highlights claws

But I cannot share it bc I'm not home get fucked

[gusty vessel]

Get the fuzzys claw filters

[soft barn]

Ok bets on when queue up?

[gusty vessel]

I can link them

[mossy moss]

in an hour

[turbid vale]

I wonder if I can make money selling claw bases again or no bc no recombs

[gusty vessel]

https://www.pathofexile.com/account/view-profile/fuzzyduckzygaming/item-filters claw leveling filters

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