#Week 10: Lions vs Texans - Sunday, November 10
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Nuh me
Look I love the lions but I’m also a realist. This stuff just happens in the NFL even to the best teams
9-8 if you mean record from last year
bandwagons don’t count
No I mean game
I’m not a bandwagon stfu
?
that’s what they all say
Idk man we aren’t really built for comebacks like this
Timeout
Bandwagon ahh fan
Texans are just good
I guess this is how you cope after all those playoff losses 🥱
have some trust in your team bro
Lost to the Jets 2 times in a row..
Also that Jets game was at MetLife sooooo
Are you looking at our O-line? I can’t even blame Goff in this situation.
Texans D-line is killing the O-line
So uhm, if you give up on your team, how about go on and do us a favor and leave this chat.
Yeah tbf your oline is injured right?
I’ve never seen the lions come back. I love the lions to death but like I said — I’m a realist and I believe in patterns. I’ve never seen it happen
Only Decker the LT
2 seconds left
i’m rly not concerned about what a bandwagon fan thinks but thanks for trying
Smh
Both at MetLife and kinda wet (rain wise)
gonna Hail Mary it
This year it wasn’t raining
never say never broski
I been a fan since Alex smith but alr
love my texans man
Nice cope 🥱
Incoming int?
Another int
picked
so since 2018 💀
Yeah?
Oh yeah, might as well been
yeah just when you guys got good. mhm.
3 picks for jared FRAUD 🙏
3 picks!!!!!
14-24 no?
WE are so BACK
IM SO HAPPY FOR ONCE
Broooooo
Last year
Brudda that’s when I started playin football
I wouldn’t get too cocky
WE SHOWED SOME LIFE
did i ask
We were down 22-7
🗣️
And they are doing better the. Last year.
Which game against the Texans?
In the big 2024
AND WITHOUT COLLINS
Packers 2nd game halftime
corny asl 💔
Now lets not continue the second half slump cycle please
WAHALLI NICO WILL HELP US BEAT THE CHIEFS
At this Point the ENTIRE Lions team just gave up all because of the ENTIRE O-line
They are killing us on these short passes but idk why Ben Johnson won’t adjust to calling short develop plays
Chiefs own the bills so go cope 🥱
goff had a darnold/love kinda half
I think he’s doing that so teams won’t ask him to be a Head Coach lmao
Jared Goof man
again could care less what a bandwagon fan thinks but whatever makes you happy
Bro are you watching how your D-line is killing our O-line?
I don’t think he’d do that
I am
Actual Jared Goof
It’s not Goff it’s your D-Line crushing our O-Line
I'm amazed there are no packers or vikings fan on here but it's got more texans than the ones at the game
Anyone’s a bandwagon these days
Goff so buns
no matter what tho bcs i know lions are capable of a comeback and because this game should be fun: fans of lions I respect y’all so much and am so rooting for your team to beat the north and win the first seed because i want to see you at the Super Bowl
not rly, only chiefs fans can be bandwagons bc they are the only team winning SBs
i know the chiefs will accept me with open arms
Yes
Talk about being a bandwagon. Bills fan in minnesota
bills mafia travels/lives anywhere
Not me
remember that
I am the confusion
bro thinks every bills fan lives in buffalo 💔
You know how stupid u sound? Any chiefs fans are a bandwagon because the chiefs win super bowls 🤣
much respect and love to you as a fan and a fellow member of the football community
mad cuz i’m right. cope 🥱
Go back to the Thanksgiving lions game in 2023. Look at the halftime score
bills mafia will rise this next week
Can the lions beat thanksgiving
yessir
I don’t know what I should cope about. I’m arguing with a fan of a franchise that I own
I’m just telling him it reminds me of that game score
No shot lol
I will become the fan of the team that beats the chiefs
that YOU own? buddy thinks he part of the team 💔
If the panthers beat the chiefs
Well, for one day I'll be a bills fan too. I want kc to lose
Which would be funny as hell
Let’s go Texans!!!!
Allen needs to finally win against mahomes
Cope
23-6 and the Packers end up winning 29-22
He only can’t beat them in the playoffs
we always win in the reg season
Yeah we lost, even if we try to come back we will still lose by 3 points or so. Gg Texans, tbh I expected to lose sometime but not like this
Yes
👍
He will win but cant beat the chiefs in the playoffs
The chiefs use dark magic and witchcraft to win in the playoffs
Do it in both please
and refs
OR we beat them in the playoffs
I might actually cry if they three peat
🗣️🤥
Me too
they can only do their best against the refs
Look bud: I still think the lions are a top 3 team in the NFL regardless if they lose this game. You can’t win every game it’s just not possible and there’s a chance to have a blowout. If saying the truth means that I’m not a fan, then that’s a terrible philosophy to live by.
3 years of the chiefs winning in a row would be terrible for my mental health
I’m not giving up on them
Dude these guys won’t stop yapping about the chiefs on tv
A segment on glazing the Chiefs smh
Ong
I can’t bro
Literally
NFL is so greedy for money
On our snf game too. Disrespectful
How so?
They wont care anymore when swift and kelce break up
10 minutes of bouncing on meat
Are you saying they make a comeback in this game or at least get into rhythm?
The chiefs make them more money than any other team so they glaze and yap about them
Sheesh lol
Yeah. The point of the nfl is to make money am I wrong?
Dan Campbell halftime speech and lions rally to win 28-26
Damn what happened to lawrence?
yes but I don’t want to hear about the chiefs
U think we aren't scoring again? Disrespectful
Was he injured
Not necessarily I’m just saying it reminded me of that score haha. I think this game will probably be like the 2023 ravens game. I’ve never seen the lions complete a comeback when in this big of a deficit in the past 2 years, and I don’t think it’s starting right now.
I AM GOING TO CRASH OUT
Speech, he probably bit their kneecaps
35-30 you happy now?
Chill lil bro
Heard
Betting everyone in this chats soul goff throws a 4th pick
Calmate
Nah, we winning
mac jones fall off must be studied
I’m going to bite off my own kneecaps if the chiefs win the Super Bowl this year
Yeah
Real
Same actually
Faxs
hendon hooker detroit lions starting qb 2025
Who is that
Chiefs have been narrowly escaping with wins there is no way they three peat
Tennessee legend
2022 tennessee volunteers legend
Ok
The refs either hand them the game or the other team makes a dumb mistake
You know what would be funny
Yeah that is the only way we win. We have too much injurys on offense
If the panthers beat the chiefs
Jared Goff going for 4 picks this game? I'd love to see it
The panthers beating any good team would be funny
I would laugh so hard if the panthers beat the chiefs
Mahomes has also been very mediocre this year
If we want to win this game, however, we MUST draw up quick passing plays like the Texans are doing. The offensive line is playing terribly, and they aren’t giving Goff time to throw. I said I didn’t want to see Goff throw 55 times in this game but it looks like we won’t be able to establish the run game. Again, I don’t think we will win but if we want a chance we MUST make offensive adjustments. The defense can only bail us out for so long (as seen at the end of the first half).
man if nico played we would be down 30
At one point dude had more picks than tds
Bryce young 400 passing yards and 5 tds against the chiefs
We spared you from Nico, now that move looks smart
And thats not counting the other 10 thatve been called back from smthing dumb
Rest and we winning atm
Kinda sad how when Goff isn't on his game it seems the rest of the team just crumbles as well
No cap. I miss him and stroud cooking
Ugh😔

I'm depressed rn
see i’m upset rn because because
Nico would easily have the triple crown rn if he never got hurt
go lions
texans somehow became the best defense in the nfl
Sorry 😞
No it’s the oline. Goff just doesn’t have time to throw
comeback start here, texans have played perfect ball but won't sustain it
go packers
Goff has a bad game and everyone starts acting like we are ass
Youre probably right
I don’t think we can play well on offense unless we adjust
but if Goff has a good ass game “oh he’s mvp” nah stay on that side
Still 2nd best team behind us of course
3 INTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the hell
I wouldn't say perfect. Lotta fgs cuz we keep coming up short
GOFF IS TRASH
PICKED
lions whats going on bro
Stroud bruh
WTFFFFFFF
Oh wow lmao
GOOOOOOOOO DETRIOT LINES
Good play by the DB
LOL
LMAOAOAOAOAOAOA
BOOOM
campbell had no voice in that interview, I guess he screamed his heart out during halftime
LIONS COMEBACK STARTS NOW
Did he maintain control?
This is exactly what I meant
Nvm
Dan Campbell pep talk really did move the lions
Yeah
That’s the hope!
We always fall off in the 2nd half
TEXANS DOWNFALL BEGINS NOW
picked off confirmed
Never fails really, second half Texans are so rough
you know what would be funny, jared goff throws a pick
Looks like it hit the ground ngl
And they immediately get a 1st down via run
i don’t even doubt it atp
Same but what we gonna do
FIRST SOWN
Bro my friend just took off his lions jersey and they start playing well 😭
Tell him to wear it
man what is dell doing lol
Look New York looked at it, and confirmed it, nothing you can do anymore.
tell him to put it on and help my eagles
Every single week with this team man
Go Lionsssssss
no gain
Tell him to put it back on
W
Nah I need the Texans to lose
lions run game has been really mild tn
I thought you were one of us
For ravens afc purposes
womp womp
Picked
4 ints is crazy
ROGHT BACK BABY
LOOOOOOOOL
CALLED IT
Azeez a fool lol
PICKED
wtf
LIONS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
LOL
WE ARE BCK
Campbell is furious
LOOOOOL
You never left
I CALLED IT LOOOOOOOOLLL
RIGHT BACK IT GOES
ok
GOFF IS THROWING
Call a 80 yard run by Mixon to the house
THE QUESTION IS: Is it a touchback or down at the 1
What is happening
You know what would be funny, if stroud throws a pick
MASTERCLASS POOB
I’m calling it, stroud throws another pick
7-12 we move
Picks back and forth
You LOVE to see it
NO ONE BEATS GOFF
7-2*
We all live to see another day
Facts
im calling it, stroud throws a pick-6 to fumble is butt
Still #1
Nope
wtf does that mean
Stroud to Dell to the 5 yard line, mixon touchdown run
The Texans are beating off goff so hard rn
Crazy wording
Stroud intended for Dell, PICKED OFF, PICK 6 Touchdown Lions*
❓
GOFF IS GOFFING WTH
jared goff is allowed to have a bad game. i forgive him
Goff intended for Laporta for the two pointer, PICKED OFF FOR TWO POINTS TEXANS
8 is crazy 😭
Shut up
They try the XP*
guys yknow what they say you can’t win every game
so can we please apply that to the chiefs
On everyones soul goff will throw a 5th pick
at the 1
Goff finna be mark sanchez tn
I’m calling it, pick, pick six or safety
💀
Gain of eh 1
No
honestly Goff should just set the nfl record for most ints in one game cause it would be funny
Yes
beating the texans isn’t for everyone 😂
Never thought I'd see Goff throw 4 picks
incompelre
Do you mean beating off the Texans?

Goff MVP?… who thinks that now 💀
he’s a system qb who got exposed
Lions fans
That was close
same saying w purdy and darnold
Wrong. He's just having an off night
Bro, stop dropping Stroud’s dimes
ALMOST LOL
yeah im not gonna lie stroud is an idiot
BRO THEY CANT CATCH FOR CRAP
stroud showing his ohio state in him
Man wtf
Look out for a punt block, safety
Lmao
just scramble brother you are wasting so much efficiency
what from the end zone
nope
I can’t wait for the lions to do nothing with this field position
To the HOU 43
Townswnd has a crazy leg ngl
i mean they are gonna get a TD surely
Goff 5th pick (6)?
No they won’t
jordan love best qb in the north ?
Manifesting it 🙏
Hey, don’t get too cocky Thomas Morestead easily best punter. He booted it from his ENDZONE to the other teams 5
None of the above is an option
Gain of 5
someone injured?
how can any team go for ben johnson? leave him to rot here
Nooooo Fautauski, he’s been good
Texan down
Yes
Agree
guys help me convince Seattle to give us Mike McDonald back
I c
because our defense sucks without him
a texan got juked so bad he got injured
U don't need to play call every play. We watching dawg
4 picks is CRAZY
“Play all every play” what???
My Michigan goat?
I’m not playing in the game
Yes
if the lions can injure every texan player on the team, they can win. start taking out knees 🏏
Pls I need him
Michigan legend
Bite off all of their kneecaps and then elbows
they can’t do anything if their whole team is injured
Why are you trying to manifest injuries, your the Lions, you should be good enough to beat teams healthy
?
wtf is this uno ahh type of game
we should be coaching instead
Nvm it is a Uno game
People were really saying goff was mvp man
wait is the nfl just one big game of uno
Dang it
Yeah they were
and still are
Right now its easily lamar
CAUGHT
laportaaaa
I’d take 2 mvps in a row
GOFF DEEP SHOT
im not a lion lol
Regardless
cmon
Monty TD
CJ STROUD LICK SIX
They going for 2?
TOUCHDOWN LIONS
Goff literally needs a the best o-line in the league or he can’t think properly on the field
DAN CAMPBELL WTF WHY GO FOR 2
4 turnovers and we're 10 points away
Lions comeback
I mean they're down by a lot

Good stop
STUFFED
JUST KICK THE. P
And they didn't make it
CJ STROUD LICK SIX NOW
oh my god
"lick six"
Down by 10
wait oops
I’m calling it, C.J Stroud is gonna get picked, Lions score a touchdown.
he always plays with his balls out even when he shouldnt lol
wrong letter
what the hell was that two point
Then 3 & out, Lions score TD, then shootout, in the end Lions win.
Lions gonna make a epic comeback
Pitre is so good at stopping the run
I love playing with balls
Good call actually so close to working
written with lightning
im calling it texans will win 26 to 19
The New York delusion
❓
36-19
texans win this
Houston delusion
real
Yall dogwater
ive seen enough
And you still lost to us! 😂😂😂
I’ll do you one better 40-13
Hey that rhymes
i mean who doesn't love deflating balls, tom brady does that almost every big game
Poverty field injured half our team
We lost to the turf chillll
I’ll do you one better 76-29
Cope
we are about to witness a 70 yard TD pass to tank dell
no gain
I’ll do you one better, 96-32
nah, 109-29
crazy how many people thought the texans didnt have a chance smh
ill do you one more better 80 to 16
I’ll do you better
tom grossi
296-3
Why are the run for both teams not good
Bobby’s play call consists of run run pass punt
gain of 2
lions get negative points
3rd & 7 coming up
I’ll do you one better, infinity-13
WHAT A PASS
guys I think the lions should trade jared goff to the rams, I heard the rams got a qb called matt stafford and I think he would fit the team perfectly
STROUD TO SHULTZ LETS GOO
tom holland is honestly the best footbal player fr
I’ll do you 3 better, infinity to -infinity
.
how about
Can’t beat off that number
2nd & 5
Don’t blitz if you can’t get pressure on the blitz
"Dak Prescott is a descendant of the Lost Franchise of the Dallas Cowboys, who got drafted into the NFL while saying, "I am being paid 60 million to be just as subpar as Daniel Jones LOLOLOLOL" He bought his anti-clutch gene (and his regular season mvp trophy) in the human world and he really loves choking in the playoffs. In his spare time, he enjoys robbing the city of dallas from ever seeing sights of a super bowl for a long time. Prescott is currently 31 years old on the verge of becoming too old to win anything else"
sdksodbjsjsjdidoskso
BRO THIS GAME IS A TURNOVER FEST
Picked
im not reading alat
Stroud int
PICKED
6 ints this game
LETSSS GOOOOO
LMAOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO
LOOOOOOOOOOL TEXASN FOLDING ALREADY
Game of picks
STROUD WTF
6 picks is wild wth
Jared Goff = Daniel Jones
C.J Stroud = Bryce Young
Is that a touchback or safety or on the one
4 by your QB
YOU DIRECTED HIM STROUD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING????
I for sure thought that was a TD I’m not gonna lie
stroud playing hero ball when they're winning lol
Lions comeback I can smell it
Gladiator 2
Touchback
Ah
LETS GO LIONS
lions are a fraudulent 7-1 team im convinced
nah
C.J Stroud: eh Leme just throw this game now
LIKE OUR QB IS SO CHEEKS ITS ANNOYING TO WATCH
If Jared throws 5 more ints he will break the record for most ints thrown by one person in a game
Check your nose
every damn pick is a testament
cj stroud vs jared goff battling out who is the most overrated qb rn
Check your ball 😏
Tom Brady looking at this comment w zest
i still have mine, what about you?
stroud loves proving those haters right
balls*
What’s the record for total picks in 1 game
Anyone else notice they aren’t throwing to Amon? Like every game they lose they aren’t getting him involved. Hmmmm… 🤔
8
We up to 6 lmao
Goff gets the next 3
I have bouncy balls that I play with when I’m outside
We shouldve kept mills as qb1
Stroud: "I was told that I couldn't do it from the haters, and in the end, the haters were right, honestly great call from the haters"
Money mills
Cj Goff vs Jared Stroud
D money 🐐
We beat chiefs last year so we should have some voodoo magic
Mills has a long neck yet cant see downfield due to his inaccuracy
Don’t diss Momey Mills like that
i honestly just hate the chiefs
me too
He got us through the dark ages
Bro murdered his own teammate what are we doing
Same
if the bills beat off the chiefs next week I will become a bills fan
we beat dallas so bad cowboys fans gave up on this season after the first half LOL
Fact or cap
This would be a monumental win for the lions with adversity
Fact
LOL GOFF WHAT R U DOING
PICKED AGAIN WHAT
fact
5 INTERCEPTIONS LMAO
YO HE MIGHT BREAK THE RECORD
4 MORE AND HE BREAKS THE RECORD
wth is goff on
WHAT IS THIS GAME???
THIS FREAKING GAME
bro
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F IS GOING ON
Goff on the smoky stuff
Bruh another int
WTF IS GOING ON
Game is game
these teams cannot be real
THIS IS UNREAL
lmaoooo
Madden generated game
Omggg
What is going on
GOFF IS ACTUALLY TERRIBLE
Idek what to say
my face is HOT from laughing HOLY CRAP
fr
not even Bryce young throws this much ints
Me neither. Roller coaster of a game
GOFF IS SO BUNS 😂
Yeah
No sacks on Goff, time for that to happen or when the Lions get the ball after we score a Tuddy
What's the record for most ints in a game
9
8 from one guy in 1950
its 8 yeah
actually its 8🤓
Giving America a back and forth game 😂
If Goff throws 4 more he breaks it
goff sucks bruh
And we live to see yet another day
what happened to detroit?
guys Texans might win idk👑
Jared Goff needs to throw it to his own players I think
yeah I said it was 8 under the initital comment
what a game lmao
Still another quarter, it could happen 😂
how many picks does goff have ?? 5 ??
Detroit is pulling a ravens
this is the jared goff i remember :,)
yep 😭
Goff is on the int record breaking watch
jesus christ rip goff for mvp
i did it to the wrong guy mb
dawg for my mental health i gotta turn this crap off lol
More than his whole season before now
what a fraud
fr Lamar gonna win 100% now
Goff has gotta calm down
Goff really decided to make everyone who wanted him for mvp feel stupid
goff getting traded next season
I'm stressed. Why texans always so this to me
calling it
real question is how the hell are the texans only up 10 points when the lions have 5 turnovers
What??
Cause we just give it back lmao
wait your right
Davis hurt
they suck just as much
Bro is not getting traded after a single bad game
I called that holding I saw it
Stroud has 2
that’s still 3 extra possessions
Goff was never gonna win mvp, he’s good but he can definitely have some off games
Yeah
Like this one
Rams deal for stafford looking worse for yall
Like this one lol
Davis looks like he will be good
this is beyond off lol he looks worse then Brice Young
erm actually it was a joke🤓
😭😭 interception after interception is wild
he needa lock in this game ain’t over
2 of the INTs were luck lol
3 more till he ties the record for most in a game
Eh, some questionable decisions for sure but two were tipped and one was a Hail Mary. The other two are inexcusable for sure
The lions look like the ravens when we play the chiefs in the playoffs
On god
ehh still a interception
Wow we got a sack
This is a quarterback disasterclass we are seeing tonight
I don’t count Hail Mary picks as real interceptions
Jared Goof getting fried tonight
the tips are bad the OL i’ll admit
McNeil for the Lions is hurt now
Oh no
If it has no repercussions it shouldn’t matter
hail marry still on him
his jaw? What happened
Ok Z you are playing let’s go
Weirdest game of all time
Idc put Z in the mfn game
Both CJ Stroud and Jared Goff are both responsible for property damages with the amount of bricks they been throwing in this game so far
Itd be funny if goffs 6th pick was a pick 6 😂
yes
Lionsssssss
LASSITER NOOOOO
Honestly idc anymore
Is he ruled out?
He’s going to the locker room
Jared Goffy throws 9 ints
So probably
Running on 3rd and 2 miles wtf
Ok let’s go Goff cmon don’t force anything
What is this game
:(
Goff 6th int
we're still in this
Until goff throws int 6 😭
Lassiter being out makes me so sad
bro this game
This is so wacky bro
Whoever said that the Lions need to injure Texans to win Jynxed everyone, Lions are going down like flies, and Lassiter is in the locker room
Does that mean that demon ross has to step on field?
wait what happened to Lassiter i love that kid
Lamar sole mvp runner now
Concussion
bro that’s so sad :((
rip
sorry for your injuries too man
Jimmy wards annoying ass hit him in the head. Prob a concussion
I hope he wins another one, probably my favorite non lion player
I blame whoever talked bout injuring players
2 mvps in a row would be wild
Yeah man it sucks
Hope he gets some playoff success too
im back what all has happened i was in the restroom
i respect ward for the pick but yeah that sucks
5 picks
Goff threw int 6
Both qbs about to be scared to throw
Devin White mentioned
this is our 6th chance to turn this around, let's focus now
6th chance for another int
Goff is broken
Oh yeah go Gibbs go
This is rough
We were due for a game like this, we ain’t the chiefs lol
We don’t have devil magic on our side unfortunately
Who did the wheel curse this week
was it on the lions
I didn’t watch pernas power rankings this week
neither did I
Bills, but Perna talked smack so it basically cursed the Broncos
yes
He’s gotta quit doing that
makes sense
Why run on 3rd and long when down 10
Goff shell shocked 😭
This Michigan?
idk if they are trying to win anymore
They should do it the army way tbh, QB draw every play
stroud is a cutie
ok
running on 3rd and long, how is it that people think Ben Johnson is good?
idk
Goff are selling
yes
Goff are?
Goff is
the fact his is a 10 point game is so sad
Goff was
nah his picks are all on him lowkey
Not the first 2
Nico, please come back next game. We can't score in the 2nd half of games for crap
yes the first two lol
he should know how to float the ball over the line
no
yes
No
yes
No
yes
No
Nico 300 receiving yards next week
yes
No
yes
No
yes
yes
No
aye thanks lad
No
No
yes
we got texans fans begging for nico to return
nope
No
Please another stroud int
relax bro
today has been an INT happy day lol
Wish he could've done that this week when we need him 😞
This was best game of the week
instead of 2 picks yeah
Almost picked bro
Dang
someone told jared goff that if he threw 5 interceptions he would get a lifetime subscription at Buffalo Wild Wings
Wait yeah
Oh hell naw 😭
Imagine goff 6 ints
That was stroud who almost got it
goff for 12 ints🔥
Man....
BB is doing everything bro
The fact lions are down by 10 and still have a chance is just unreal
Goff throws a pick: Flirting, Hurts throws a pick: Harrassment
Do we get extra wings for more turnovers?
so much for Goff epic completion percentage
Can we just get one more td, please....this is exhausting with all these back to back dead drives
you aint the detroit pistons BABYYYYY
Put monty at QB I’ve seen enough
love throws a pick: class action lawsuit for inappropriate behavior in the workplace
Fr
facts, GOFF PICK SIX
GOFF SIXTH PICK PICK SIX
The entirety of houston is about to feast 6x5 thats 30 wings a person 😭
monty would throw a pass to goff, and goff would fumble it
Nvm
Fr
i might gotta turn off the game i cant take this
You are winning wdym
Maybe Goff has the stomach flu
ik i cant take seeing to many ints
Buffalo wild wings is going bankrupt
Fr
second hand embarrassment for goff
Goff got the Cough
Goff got the rona
Dr Seuss
cannot toss
It has been going around
Stroud aint making me Proud
I’ve never had the Rona before
i might gotta get loud
He’s been fine, the receivers have been dropping his dimes
refs rigging it for the texans
BANG
we’re gonna have to get stroud
alr bro
sad to see they need so much help
Bro wtf
Amon Ra ❤️
Chill they ain’t the chiefs
LIONS ARE BACK INTO THIS
No way
HYPEEEEEE
GO DETROIT LINES
No one cares
lol why did the texans defense stop there, it's like they heard a whistle
GO TEXANS
Overtime so goff can break the pick record 🙏
idk
if we lose this we got to look mega hard at slowik for his inability to coach 2nd half football all season lol
Ok cmon defense.
yes
Goff low key looking like Darnold out there huh
pls do that
Go lionsssssss
Looking worse than Darnold 💀
Fr
I bought 2 tickets to the detroit lions game against the texans, but I was robbed both tickets from two different men. They seem to be taking tickets from people as well as they keep stealing fans their hope of watching a good game. Both of their masks fell of in the end and it was revealed to be Jared Goff and CJ Stroud. Apparently Goff had 5 tickets and Stroud had 2.
This would be a season changing win with the lions. Show that they can respond to adversity
But we won’t lose, and we’ll still have to look into it
NOOOO why they touchdown not nice
Our offense is horrible if we can't respond here. 2nd half of games, our offense just sleeps and prays our defense can hold out with the tiny lead we have
Goff seeing more ghosts than him too
notice how the mid qbs itl rn are from california
either way yeah
“If that helmet-to-helmet late hit that Jared Goff just took was on Patrick Mahomes instead, that defender would have been airlifted out of the open roof and sent directly to Guantanamo Bay” from Twitter
literally every game we have a conservative offense that forces defense onto the field 2nd half
VEGAS IS MANIPULATING THIS GAME
This game been taking so long 💀
nah the defender would have got sent to the siberian gulag
If that was on Patrick dude would’ve been exiled to random island in the pacific
Idk if it's conservative. It's just our offense is terrible. Can't even pass anymore in 2nd half of games
Cj stroud pick please
Lions win this game W lions 🦁
Lmaoooo
Let’s not forget Steelers vs cowboys
WE NOT LOSING
No.
if the lions win this game with goff throwing 5 picks lol
No
your the texans tho
No.
GREAT PASS BY Stroud
I’m a Texans fan but I want the lions to win this
detriot might be poverty
What?
Fire Bobby
Dude 💀
we would love to have him please do
Math ain’t mathing
they just revoked his citizenship sorry
He is an undercover colts fan
Right
Lions fans gotta quiet down bruh
Stover 💩
Lions fans been waiting an entire lifetime to be super bowl contenders and r immediately talking like chief fans as if they won a super bowl already
Fr
stroud selling so hard rn 😭
this is so depressing
yeah it was crazy seeing the lions fans justify branch's targetting call on one of our receiver's and their d-lineman twisting jordan love's ankle calling it "a football move" like what
LIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
More like his O-Line…
stroud channeling his inner justin fields
WHAT THE HELL
WAKE UP GOFF
Stroud just got sacked by his own o line
Guys you know what would be funny? Goff throws his 6th pick here
Fire Bobby
BROS OWN TEAMATE TOOK IT AWAY 💀
Tf was 71 doing
I never stopped believing, these aren't your SOL
You really think are team gonna beat Detroit nahhhhhh
2nd half offense is horrendous. Every. Single. Game. I'm so sick of it
Bro took it from his own qb 😂
Been like this since I’ve been born 💔
Bro is the opposite version of penn state football
doesnt help that collins and diggs are on IR but yea not looking great
Jared Goff legacy drive loading
Same
Why did he try to take it?
Think he wanted to save the play and try and get some yards, but that was dumb
ain’t no way the fattest guy in the nfl tried to take the ball from his own teammate
pick six
I’m going to drive to NRG and take Bobby’s job
vince wilfork unretired?
Goff please throw a pick
gonna take the 90 minute drive from the suburbs of houston lol

It doesn't take that long
They didn’t let me send my yap session 😭
im actually seriously convinced any common day every day football fan could do a better job coaching 2nd half offense than slowik
30 mins, plus traffic it should take me around 45
But how? He was behind the line.
Texans in the first half: ALRIGHT LETS GO
Texans in the second half: ight ima head out
like im so sorry but this guy has a few screws loose in his brain and stroud also has to have a couple as well after the plays ive seen from him tonight
WOW GIBBS FIRST DOWN
Bruh
texans defense folding
We can still win this guys, we must stay hopeful
Selling
i mean bro every game they play more than our offense by 15-20 minutes
They didn’t call it lol
We thought we were lost early, keep your head up
oh nah gibbs running yall over
gibbs just fumble alr
monty softened this d line for gibbs
We needed that
I hate you so much I thought we actually did one
Imagine a stripped fumble on that play
Who ever said pick 6
Gibbs lost 5 yards
good gibbs
Finally
good boy thx for loosing yards
Good boy is crazy
BARELY
good boy 🔥
Thank god
manifesting a texans loss just to hate watch the amon ra podcast
JAKE BATES, GOOD AS ADVERTISED
TIE GAME..WOWW
58 yard fg!!!
texans win my b
Stroud please do something omg
BATES
Omg
NOOOOO
Please don’t lose 26-23
16 points DOWN THE DRAIN
Bates is literally another aubrey lol
WHYYYY
2nd half masterclass >again!!!!!!
Lions win ngl
Holy reach
Non college kickers > college kickers
Defense is holding on by a thread. Cj and that offense needs to step up. Tank been quiet since 1st quarter..
I NEVER GAVE UP HOPE AT HALFTIME
Quiet don’t jinx
LIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You were right I salute you but game isn’t over
SHHHHH
jinx it
5 ints + refs on your side yet the game is tied
Just don’t lose 26-23
yeah time to bandwagon and jump ship my team is reverting back to being bad for the 6th time under a new QB
LIONSSSSSSSS
being a Texans fan is a lot of work
I feel y’all don’t make second half adjustments
The game not over texans chill
gotta destroy your mental health for a completely irrelevant playoff team
😭
17 years of pain and suffering with this team
Lions with the W ? Hmmmmmmmmmm
this a funny game
7 picks is wild
we got 5 mins dont worry comebacktime
nah we got 5 turnovers
Man I miss rookie stroud
cj needs to clutch
If we don’t win I wouldn’t be mad
exhibit A; CJ Stroud
exhibit B: Joe Mixon
exhibit C: Tank Dell
This was a very fun game to watch
I am fine with whoever wins this
Brian Branch will be getting paid
all reasons why we ain’t finna do nun
cj stroud is still a really good QB even if he hasnt played his best today
i hope he snaps out of it and doesnt turn into T law. (making an insane playoff run then fizzle out)
stroud's sophomore slump needs to be studied
Same with Goff tbh
Word
but when hurts makes one mistake yall think he daniel jones
stroud lmaooooooooooooo
95% of the jalen hurts hate is undeserved
True
good catch by metchie
i meaannnn. eagles DO have barkley. and barkely basically carried the giants to the playoffs that one year lmao so i can see the comparison
I hate that I'm so stressed
Texans are playing safe
texans draining the clock
crazy to think mixon is the same guy who ran all over the packers
good first down
stroud is locked in rn uh ohhhh
by dell
I’m disappointed rn but nervous really
Real
every game is like this man
Yup
God 26-23 isn’t it
We don’t know yet
Texans fan yall winning next week against Dallas
Obviously
