Week 7: Chiefs vs 49ers - Sunday, October 20

[noble cedar]

rams own yall

[kindred sundial]

Yet Hurts is still mid

Give Purdy Saquon, AJ, and Smitty and we're 5-2 rn

[noble cedar]

hurts owns niners

[noble cedar]

we boutta be 5-2

[graceful inlet]

When the 49ers dont have a qb maybe 😂

[noble cedar]

hurts just not a pick merchant like purdy

[kindred sundial]

Didn't Hurts throw like 15 picks last year

[noble cedar]

tell shanahan to put someone that can actually block reddick

[graceful inlet]

Purdy threw for less picks than hurts last year, and hurts relied on getting his tush pushed 💀

[graceful inlet]

Yeah, and when we did, we beat u 42-19 last year

[noble cedar]

didn't purdy throw 3 picks TODAY

[kindred sundial]

One game

[graceful inlet]

hurts wouda done the same, if not more, if he was the qb today

[noble cedar]

buccaneers vs eagles 3 weeks ago

[kindred sundial]

Fun fact: Jalen Hurts is 0-3 in the playoffs when his defense allows more than 7 points

[noble cedar]

no picks

[graceful inlet]

Yeah the bucs own yall sadly

[noble cedar]

no receivers

[graceful inlet]

what about last year's collapse? yall lost 5 of 6 and lost in the wild card

[noble cedar]

what about niners collapse this year??

3 picks DAWG

[graceful inlet]

U cant have a collapse when u never started good enough lol

[kindred sundial]

Purdy threw four picks against the Ravens last year, bad games happen

[noble cedar]

yeah bad games happen when the qb cant throw

[graceful inlet]

we're definitely improving after the bye with cmc, greenlaw, hufanga back

[kindred sundial]

Since Week 1 of 2023:
Hurts: 29 TD 19 INT
Purdy: 40 TD 15 INT

[kindred sundial]

We aren't talking about the tush push merchant

[graceful inlet]

Ur qb is a running back 💀

[noble cedar]

my qb didnt throw 3 picks

[graceful inlet]

Hurts is literally the bryce young of lamar jacksons lmaoooo

[kindred sundial]

Jalen Hurts threw his most intercepted passes in a game on October 15, 2023 and on November 28, 2021, with 3 interceptions.

[graceful inlet]

he would have with the roster today

[noble cedar]

2021

[graceful inlet]

Lmao

[graceful inlet]

and 2023

[kindred sundial]

And 2023

[noble cedar]

dwell on the past

what happening this season

3-4 seahawks taking the division

[kindred sundial]

Neither of our teams winning it

[noble cedar]

shanahan is sad

[kindred sundial]

We own the Hawks lol

[noble cedar]

purdy is even sadder

[graceful inlet]

u employ sirianni 💀

[noble cedar]

get ready for a beating if you can even make it to the playoffs

[kindred sundial]

Jalen Hurts has one of the worst contracts in the NFL

[graceful inlet]

Worry about the commanders and cowgirls first 😂

[noble cedar]

nobody is worried about either of those teams

[kindred sundial]

Lucky that Deshaun Watson and Daniel Jones exist

[graceful inlet]

we have like 8 stars injured and we're still 3-4

[noble cedar]

pick merchant purdy

[graceful inlet]

Rent free

[kindred sundial]

We started off 3-4 in 2022 as well

[noble cedar]

we had multiple stars injured and are 4-2

[kindred sundial]

3-5 in 2021

[graceful inlet]

multiple is not 8

[noble cedar]

no excuse

[graceful inlet]

and yall played cupcake opponents

[noble cedar]

no 3 picks tho L

[kindred sundial]

Even with today's game Purdy still has less interceptions thrown than Hurts over the past two seasons

[graceful inlet]

Listen to this guy

[noble cedar]

this season

[graceful inlet]

Hurts has thrown 3 picks before

Smartest eagles fan

[noble cedar]

hurts isnt throwing 3 picks this season

[kindred sundial]

Purdy could throw three picks again next week and still have less INTs than Hurts over the last two seasons

[graceful inlet]

if hurts doesnt throw interceptions, he fumbles

[kindred sundial]

Actually yeah let me add fumbles too

[noble cedar]

hurts is mr perfect

[graceful inlet]

perfect at the 1 yard line with his tush getting pushed maybe

[kindred sundial]

And to be fair I'll add rushing TDs even though those are mostly tush pushes

[paper vault]

At tush pushes?

[noble cedar]

mad u cant get it done just say that

[graceful inlet]

Purdy had 2 rushing touchdowns today too

with a qb sneak

[noble cedar]

im not gonne entertain this

[paper vault]

Doesnt hurts lead the league in turnovers the last 2 years?

[graceful inlet]

Probably

[noble cedar]

eagles own both these teams

[graceful inlet]

Again, smartest eagles fan

[paper vault]

Fr

[graceful inlet]

When we have a qb, we beat u 42-19

[kindred sundial]

Since Week 1 of 2023:
Hurts 46 TDs 27 TOs
Purdy 44 TDs 22 TOs

[noble cedar]

now show since week one of 2024

you guys keep dwelling on past season and not current performance

[kindred sundial]

Purdy 11 TDs 6 TO
Hurts 8 TD 7 TO

[graceful inlet]

we played 2 of the best teams in the nfl already, y'all had easy games

[paper vault]

Its even worse lol

[graceful inlet]

Lmao eagles fan won't comprehend this

[noble cedar]

havent won a super bowl in 30 years id dwell on the past too

[paper vault]

Bros now leaning on Nick Foles he completely left Hurts 😂😂

[graceful inlet]

Lmaooooo

[kindred sundial]

Makes sense because Hurts is just Wentz 2.0

[paper vault]

Nah Wentz was disgustingly good prior to injury

[noble cedar]

Hurtz owns Love

Hurts owns purdy

[paper vault]

Whatever helps you sleep at night 👍

[graceful inlet]

he threw for 2 ints that game

[noble cedar]

so close not 3 tho

[graceful inlet]

He owns purdy when purdy doesnt play maybe 😂

[kindred sundial]

Hurts is 0-1 against Purdy (game where Purdy didn't have a working arm doesn't count)

[noble cedar]

3 picks is CRAZY

HOW DOES SOMEONE THROW THREE PICKS

get Brandon Allen on the field

purdy is done

[kindred sundial]

At least Purdy didn't fumble six in the Super Bowl

[graceful inlet]

Eagles fan has purdy rent free in his head

[graceful inlet]

why dont u celebrate ur win against the giants or smth 💀

[paper vault]

Dawg he had 4 turnovers week 1 😂😂

[kindred sundial]

Hurts threw three picks against the Jets and lost to Zach Wilson 💀

[graceful inlet]

💀 💀

[noble cedar]

im celebrating the win and your loss

[paper vault]

Damn ig Zach Wilson is better

Arguments over, zach wilson best qb

[graceful inlet]

yall gave up a td in 40 seconds to the falcons

[kindred sundial]

2023 Jets: 4-3
2024 Jets: 2-5

Zach clear Ayahuasca Aaron

[noble cedar]

packers D is legit. xavier mckinney is a dog

eagles shoulda scopped him up when we got saquon

[graceful inlet]

Ok so u admit u can have turnovers against a good defense 👍 thats what purdy did today

[paper vault]

That would’ve been crazy for sure

[graceful inlet]

if it makes u feel better

[noble cedar]

nope no turnovers against the browns

nor the giants defense

[graceful inlet]

imagine 4 turnovers this season 😂 couldnt be purdy

[paper vault]

Ok ok new idea:

Chiefs shouldnt be 6-0
Mahomes is bad, 8 INTs 6 TDs

All in agreement?

[graceful inlet]

chiefs got bailed out of the ravens and bengals game

[jagged schooner]

what is bro yappin about

[noble cedar]

yea he has 6

[crude basalt]

one score game for the majority of the time

[noble cedar]

cheifs are also receiverless

[jagged schooner]

always got the refs down ur throat huh

[paper vault]

Hurts has 7 man 😭 just relax on it

[graceful inlet]

im saying 4 turnovers in a game

even purdy doesnt have 4 turnovers in a game this season

[graceful inlet]

ikr its not that deep

[noble cedar]

this game was fair both ways

chiefs were just better

[graceful inlet]

Yeah they decide games

[noble cedar]

no argument

[paper vault]

Stg it’s the reason why the Eagles rank 1st as the worst fans

Consistently

[jagged schooner]

nah its either 49ers or raider fans fr

[graceful inlet]

Yeah, our 3rd string offense couldnt keep up with spags 😭

[paper vault]

Raiders fans are wild, they ain’t awful awful.

[jagged schooner]

have u seen raider fans???

[graceful inlet]

I remember that one interview with an eagles fan before the 42-19 game

[paper vault]

Yeah im surrounded by them 😭😭

Like, hundreds 😭

[jagged schooner]

me too and they so bad dude

[graceful inlet]

i think he said "a real professional football team, with real professional men, take a loss"

and we whooped them

[noble cedar]

bc the whiners are bad

[graceful inlet]

Without cmc, deebo, aiyuk, jennings, hufanga, greenlaw, hargrave, and even moody, yes, we're a bad team

Does that make u happy?

[paper vault]

Almost beat the chiefs without half the team

Insanity

[graceful inlet]

Lol tbf the chiefs were missing lots of wrs too

our best wrs today were both rookies

[crude basalt]

no ones more injured than us rn lol

[graceful inlet]

one of which just got shot 2 months ago

[crude basalt]

literally down to 4th string wr at best

[graceful inlet]

Yeah 😭

Its crazy how pearsall who got shot came in before cmc

[crude basalt]

and half our starting d is dead

suprised we won this many games

[graceful inlet]

Lol

[crude basalt]

gonna be scary when theyre actually at full strength

[graceful inlet]

If pearsall and cowing step up it shouldnt be too bad

cowing looked good today

[crude basalt]

pearsall lookin crisp

[graceful inlet]

Yep

[jagged schooner]

scary ass

[graceful inlet]

Chiefs fans really have it so easy

[jagged schooner]

we just a good team what can i say

[graceful inlet]

Yeah its crazy how yall always manage to win

[kindred sundial]

They were hitting a Purdy pinata too 💀

[graceful inlet]

surely that worked out well for them

[kindred sundial]

Except when we play the Chiefs again

Luckily our division is mid, we'd be cooked if we were in the North 💀

[graceful inlet]

the entire north might make the playoffs

[crude basalt]

Had ur qb throwing it up for dear life with our 3rd string dline 😂😭

[graceful inlet]

and holding by the ol

[jagged schooner]

lost 2 sbs to the chiefs btw lol

[crude basalt]

What that gotta do with anythin I said😭?

[blissful crypt]

SF sucks

[potent sundial]

niners say dada to mahomes and kc

[queen panther]

Don’t they also own the dolphins

[frosty tundra]

I think it’s time for a rebuild. Our SB window looks closed thanks to our idiot head coach

[graceful inlet]

maybe worry about ur qb situation?

[noble cedar]

Tua back