Week 5: Cowboys vs Steelers - Sunday, October 6

[soft ginkgo]

Bros definitely banned

[somber cove]

okay titans calm down yall are in for a rude awakening in the form of a 5-12 record

[agile mesa]

I’m not

[soft ginkgo]

I appreciate mason Rudolph

[runic plank]

In some way he’s not wrong

[serene night]

ONG bro

[soft ginkgo]

I’m willing to trade Levi’s going for $100

[cedar spear]

i'll give cowboys props for that last play to save them

[runic plank]

Dude shut up y’all almost lost to the giants and nearly to the Steelers

[soft ginkgo]

Atleast we dont go to playoffs and sell we either win or don’t go

[agile mesa]

Yes anyways like I was saying yall are 1-4 and even your own qb gave up on yall

[somber cove]

be civil brah

[humble canyon]

We lost to the cowgirls

Let’s goooooooooooooo

[serene night]

You can’t say anything bozo, at least we make the playoffs

[somber cove]

misogyny is NOT cool

[agile mesa]

Go cry yourself to mommy

[soft ginkgo]

Is that Tracy young commentating

[serene night]

Fr bro they couldn’t beat us with our defense being mostly backups

[somber cove]

anyone who calls them the cowgirls can suck it LOL maybe try winning next time

[cold warren]

the world is upside down when a raiders fan is the one calming the chat down lol

[runic plank]

I mean what can I say our head coach and cheap ahh owner is wasting burrow, tee, and chases careers

[west river]

Lions will handle Dallas

[soft ginkgo]

Cowboys fans actin like there the best team after this win

[serene night]

W raiders fan

[somber cove]

ive always been the chillest raiders fan

[runic plank]

Just like y’all deserve this too

[jolly rock]

10-7 idc if our team were run by blind ppl i am NOT going lower than philly

[restive heron]

Why are the cowboys so bad they’re good

[soft ginkgo]

Fr 😂

[agile mesa]

Yeah burrow and chase needa get outta there

[cold warren]

but not the coolest because that's Ice Cube

[agile mesa]

I’ll ageee burrow is better then dak idk abt this season tho but it might js be the team

[runic plank]

Bro dak got his bag he don’t care about playing good

[somber cove]

whats cooler than bein cool 🤷‍♂️

[soft ginkgo]

Burrow way better

[runic plank]

We can make a playoff push we just need to get a new head coach time to move on from Taylor

[agile mesa]

W raiders fan

[somber cove]

hes 3-2 hes okay for now

[serene night]

350 yds, 2TDs, 2 picks, I call that a great game

[soft ginkgo]

How old are yall

[somber cove]

i can excuse hating the cowboys but i draw the line at misogyny

[cold warren]

Dallas needs to start starting their starters in preseason tbh

[runic plank]

Yeah but like he doesn’t gotta care about making the playoffs he’s making a fortune

[soft ginkgo]

I’m a rare breed of species in this organization

Very rare to find titans fans

[agile mesa]

Ion even hate the raiders yall coo fr 🤷‍♂️

[cedar spear]

I do

[cold warren]

i root for you guys every time you use the Oilers unis

[soft ginkgo]

The only cool part about the raiders is drafting ruggs

[somber cove]

the 1-4 crashout is upon us

[runic plank]

Just like how the raiders love to crash infront of their whole franchise

[agile mesa]

Wasted potential 🤦🏽‍♂️

[agile mesa]

Ruggs was so good bro

[runic plank]

Mf ruined his life because of a golf course 😹😹

[somber cove]

what does this even mean ?? smartest bengals fan

[serene night]

Proof?

[runic plank]

Crash and burn

[soft ginkgo]

Ruggs still has potential top prospect in the PFL

[runic plank]

Look at his contract my guy

[somber cove]

shame he did what he did but we move on. dont like him anymore, and we have new young talent to look forward to

[soft ginkgo]

Hey he a good guy

[runic plank]

I’m the next like 3 years no offense

[serene night]

That doesn’t mean he doesn’t care

[runic plank]

I feel bad for him a little but you cannot justify what he did

[soft ginkgo]

He just drove 200 mph drunk

[somber cove]

we have young talent right NOW even if we arent contenders

[serene night]

He is the passing yard leader brodie

[agile mesa]

righttt

[somber cove]

he made the same decision as rashee rice

[soft ginkgo]

He has the most yard in a single drive

[runic plank]

I’m just saying he doesn’t gotta care to play good he’s making a huge bag

[soft ginkgo]

HOF stats

[runic plank]

Agreed

[serene night]

Ok so being the best at passing=doesn’t care about playing

[runic plank]

Mf I’m not saying he doesn’t care I’m saying he don’t gotta holy you’re sped

[soft ginkgo]

Vandy beating bama was needed

[somber cove]

its always 1-4 teams telling good teams they suck

[soft ginkgo]

It’s ok ur team lost chill

[soft ginkgo]

Who the best passing

[runic plank]

I mean aye I’m chill I knew we weren’t gonna win but I never thought of us losing like that just gotta hope we have a winning record

[somber cove]

the best passer is probably burrow

[soft ginkgo]

In the league ur wild

[somber cove]

on the bengals

[serene night]

My guy you said this. You said he doesn’t care about playing good since he got a contract

[cold warren]

I'd argue ARod

[soft ginkgo]

Yeah cause burrow the only starting qb on the bengals 💀

[runic plank]

Never said that

[serene night]

Dak has the most passing yards so far

[soft ginkgo]

Doesn’t mean he’s good

[somber cove]

actually nvm burrow is the best passer itl this season

[serene night]

This?

[somber cove]

top 5 in yards, 2nd in comp percentage, 12 td, 2 picks

[runic plank]

Bunch of malarkey + photoshopped

[somber cove]

thats really really good

[serene night]

Ok bro. I don’t know what you need to see to see if he is good or not

[cold warren]

how are they losing so much? turnovers?

[soft ginkgo]

We’ve seen enough of him in the postseason

Back when I was 24 titans were undefeated

[serene night]

Yk what ima just ignore other fans except for cowboys and Steelers and anyone who has 2 wins or more. YEAHHHHHH HERE WE GOOOOOOO COWBOYS WITH THE W

[somber cove]

bengals ??? their defense sells every single game. defense allows a TD every drive

[somber cove]

hey man i was on ur side today

[cold warren]

ouch. I've been there before when the Cowboys had Romo. it's rough

[serene night]

Sorry raiders fans are good

[ionic bramble]

we really got monday morning football☠️

[somber cove]

but a 12/2 td/int is INSANE

[soft ginkgo]

Dak threw 15 ints in a span of 4 games

Last year

[agile mesa]

Broooooo

[cold warren]

if you throw them all at once then they're less likely to impact the other games tbh

high iq move

[somber cove]

lamar jackson is 9/1 and josh allen is 8/0 but allen is on a streak of awful games. id say either lamar or burrow is the best passer and burrow has more yards and a better comp percentage

[runic plank]

Our defense likes to mimic the jaguars

[cold warren]

BORTLES!

[agile mesa]

Didn’t Josh Allen also have a lot of ints???

[somber cove]

best qb in the league has less than 3 tds per game this league is awful

[agile mesa]

Y we only talking abt dak cuz he plays for the cowboys?

[runic plank]

NFC is horrible it’s the AFC era

[somber cove]

bro what ??? u have it completely backwards

[runic plank]

Also Aaron Rodger’s is ass like let’s face it

[serene night]

He only threw 9 ints last year…

[young shuttle]

raiders are in a downward spiral. Nothing to look forward to

[somber cove]

the 3 best qbs are in the afc but other than that the afc is completely awful

[runic plank]

Pretty much I think in 4-5 years is when they start doing good there’s nothing to look forward

[agile mesa]

Yes cuz he’s old he’s not not like brady bro has to retire like rn

[somber cove]

we have a generational rookie on offense, a fantastic defense, and we are primed to draft and develop a qb next year. telesco got herbert for the chargers and he can get us our guy too

[runic plank]

Yeah like just retire not worth it

[soft ginkgo]

Yeah 8 of them were called off

[somber cove]

plus idk if u know this but the raiders are the most injured team in the nfl. we have 20 injuries and 13 of them are starters

[agile mesa]

Jets fan tho Aron Rodger’s robbed them 😭

[runic plank]

Fr 😭😭😭

[soft ginkgo]

Who said ravens gonna win in the reactions

They ain’t even playing

[cold warren]

What a good script by the Script Writers. A Dak Prescott Redemption. He Throws And Caused Three Turnovers. But Redeems Himself By Recovering The Fumble On The Goal Line And Throws The Game Winning Touchdown.

[runic plank]

Hey at least Justin fields is the mvp candidate

[somber cove]

what a good cope by a pittsburgh fan

[serene night]

I feel like yall are going to be 9-8 and sneak in even tho yall have a ton of injuries

[soft ginkgo]

Just like what they did to lions last year

Cheated

[runic plank]

Starfish no hate but you don’t really have much to talk about here

[somber cove]

that was my prediction in week 2. once we heal up and get the OC sorted out ( we might fire getsy ) easy

[somber cove]

just because the team i root for is struggling doesnt mean i cant talk ball

[agile mesa]

bro

[runic plank]

I mean yeah you can but not the time rn you just lost to bo nix

[white compass]

Just make sure yall don't do too well and get stuck in the 10-20 range where yall can't get your guy again

[somber cove]

we have 13 injured starters

[agile mesa]

Dam

13 is crazy

[white compass]

If they trade Adams the Raiders are done for the year anyways

[somber cove]

thats where we are going to be anyway. i think we might end up drafting milroe

[agile mesa]

Adam’s still hasn’t got traded??

[somber cove]

adams has been a relative nonfactor honestly

[serene night]

Lol the copium in this chat is crazy

[soft ginkgo]

If a girl walked by you would you say wanna be my friends or say naw I need a gf in my life

[somber cove]

steelers are apparently making aggressive offers for adams

[runic plank]

He lowkey hasn’t been heard of since he got traded to the raiders

[serene night]

Ig this chat has turned into a vent chat for the 1 win teams

[agile mesa]

If Jerry jones old ah don’t sign Adam’s ima be very angry

[soft ginkgo]

Like they sold on Derrick Henry

[agile mesa]

Fr

[runic plank]

Fields X Adams X Pickens Meta???

[somber cove]

i dont blame the bengals id be mad too

[agile mesa]

Nvm what I’m I saying he’s going to the Steelers Jerry jones to yk

dumb

[somber cove]

adams is a steeler or a raven

[agile mesa]

Yeah

[somber cove]

jets are making bad offers

[runic plank]

I’m not mad tbh I think we deserve to be 3-2 rn

[somber cove]

they think we giving up adams for LAZARD and a 2nd

[runic plank]

Bro Lazard not even that good

[somber cove]

teams dont deserve any record other than what they got

[agile mesa]

Lol

I wanna send gifs so bad 😔

[runic plank]

That’s why we are starting the Fire Zac Taylor revolution

[somber cove]

totally get rid of him

[agile mesa]

How

[somber cove]

we need a new OC

[agile mesa]

Do you have to server boost?

[chrome obsidian]

that was the game of the year so far!! such a great finish even tho i hate Dallas

[somber cove]

just go to the sticker section

[agile mesa]

OHHHHH

[somber cove]

hello lil nas x

[somber cove]

ceedee lamb at the end of that game

[agile mesa]

bros chat got deleted 😭

[runic plank]

They silencing me fr

L mods

[agile mesa]

good 😼

[somber cove]

get him on the field instead of mazi smith

[runic plank]

Honestly us bengals fans have a right to be pissed off

[somber cove]

no yall dont

[runic plank]

But I’m not pissed because it’s not worth it

[somber cove]

honestly i think i had cowboys in this game because i want every afc team to crawl into the playoffs at 9-8

[agile mesa]

Lol

[runic plank]

Yes we do tbh like we’re gonna be 5-4 no doubt but when you lose a crazy ass game because your head coach wants your player to run the ball straight into the middle 3 times while you have Joe burrow to throw the ball short to get the fg closer you might as well be pissed but I’m not because it’s how it is

[somber cove]

afc playoffs right now looks like chiefs, ravens, bills, texans, steelers, raiders, and idfk bengals/colts/chargers theres not enough GOOD afc teams

[runic plank]

Chiefs should be 1-3 or 0-4 but everyone knows

[somber cove]

raiders are down in that awful boat with everyone else

[somber cove]

no team has played convincing enough football to beat them. they arent exactly getting bailed out theyre just not losing games

[runic plank]

And also the fact Zac Taylor is responsive for 3/4 of our losses

[worn zealot]

I thought we got past the heart breaking loses/wins

[somber cove]

theres not even 7 afc teams that DESERVE to make the playoffs

[runic plank]

So we weren’t convincing?

[worn zealot]

I don’t know how much more I can take

[somber cove]

every steelers game will now end in failed justin fields hero ball

[worn zealot]

It’s not even Justin

[worn zealot]

It’s a Steelers thing

[somber cove]

defense seems to be crumbling at the end

[runic plank]

It ain’t even Justin tbh it’s just the natural steelers meltdown

[somber cove]

of the 4 chiefs wins u guys were like the 3rd closest

[worn zealot]

Anyone else can mention meltdowns but you

[somber cove]

ravens was closest, then falcons, then bengals, then chargers

[white compass]

AFC division winners: Chiefs, Texans, Ravens, Bills
AFC wild cards: Steelers, Chargers, Broncos?

[somber cove]

its so hard to guess the wild cards

[white compass]

Maybe the Bengals or Jets can turn it around

[somber cove]

jets cant

[runic plank]

Look I have no excuses other than the fact we have the best offense in the league being coached by Zac Taylor

[somber cove]

bengals might be able to but they have literally no defense

[white compass]

NFC is also kinda a mess

[somber cove]

im excited to see how the raiders do without 13 injured starters

[runic plank]

Can we get rid of vonn bell hes so washed

[somber cove]

nobodys talking about it but we are the most injured team in the league 😔

[runic plank]

I mean you guys are a boring team behind the patriots so not surprising

[somber cove]

arent we ahead of the patriots and ahead of u ?

[young shuttle]

generational is just getting tossed around each and every year

[white compass]

NFC division winners: Lions, Commanders, Bucs, whoever wins TNF this week
NFC wild cards: Vikings, Packers, idk

[somber cove]

bowers is te1

[white compass]

Bruh the nickname for the Commanders is blocked

[runic plank]

Dude I’m saying that your team has had so many chances to make it right and all have failed in the last 2-3 years

[white compass]

Boring doesn't necessarily mean bad

[somber cove]

ohhh boring okay

we could be exciting in theory

[runic plank]

At some point

[somber cove]

josh mcdaniels set our team back 5 years

[white compass]

I think the Raiders could be good if they find their coach and QB (I don't think Pierce is it)

But "just a coach and QB away" is like every team aside from like the Panthers

[somber cove]

we were 10-7, then we hired davante adams, then we got coached to 6-11

[runic plank]

Fire movie I rate it 3 stars out of 5

[runic plank]

Davante Adams became a coach?

[somber cove]

bengals went to the zac taylor school of reading comprehension

[somber cove]

AP is literally 5 games in and every player absolutely loves him so at the very least he will be our coach next year

[runic plank]

He was good during the bengals 2021 season since then he’s been a nightmare

[somber cove]

we just have to get APs guys on the staff and on the roster. remember we had kliff kingsbury until magic johnson convinced him to go to the commanders

luke getsy was a last minute panic hire and it is SHOWING because he is completely awful

[runic plank]

Bill belicheck wouldn’t really make much of a difference

He’s a great head coach but he’s not letting go his play style

His play style is outdated and everyone knows what he’s gonna do

[white compass]

True because Belichick is not an offensive coach 💀

[somber cove]

i dont think we are hiring bill belichick so whatever

[white compass]

And they already had Belichick's offense guy and look how that turned out

[runic plank]

Belichick could be the mastermind of a defensive coordinator

[white compass]

Really wish he had accepted Shanny's offer we'd be 5-0 or 4-1 rn 😭

[somber cove]

hire him brah

[runic plank]

If we want to

[somber cove]

raiders just need to hire some passing game coordinator as their OC

[runic plank]

Literally signing Bill would make such a significant change to our defense might as well get it done

[somber cove]

get tom brady as the qb coach too

[runic plank]

He’s got like 4 kids he’s not coaching

[somber cove]

hes commentating and hes trying to own our team

[runic plank]

Since when did tom announce

He is going to buy our team

*try

[somber cove]

we should go the arch manning route and wait for one of bradys kids

[runic plank]

I mean aye Brady’s kid is insane at football

[somber cove]

hes buying part of the raiders

[runic plank]

Oh you meant the raiders

[somber cove]

i said OUR team

[runic plank]

Wait I’m blind

[somber cove]

i am not with them bengals

[runic plank]

Nvm time to say goodbye to my eye sight

[agile mesa]

Can we talk abt Pickens was pulling face masks for no reason disgusting bruh

[somber cove]

btw is it embarrassing to say who dey think gon beat them bengals and then like every team beats them bengals

[worn zealot]

No because I don’t care

[agile mesa]

Ofc makes sense you support that type of behavior

[runic plank]

Ask pickensburgh

[somber cove]

@worn zealot are u excited to either have or play 2x a year against davante adams

[worn zealot]

You’re a cowboys fan, how long have you been watching the sports there’s gonna be these things I don’t care to give it attention bro I’m so tired of everything

[worn zealot]

Can you hold me and sing me to sleep

[runic plank]

Dude at least you’re not like us

[somber cove]

can u give us JPJ

i want two JPJs on one roster

[worn zealot]

Hell no

I love jpj

[runic plank]

JPJ for a bag of chips is a good deal I’d accept

[somber cove]

jackson powers johnson on offense, joey porter jr on defense

can we have patrick queen for adams

[worn zealot]

I think after 6 years of watching I think I’m breaking down also no because we don’t have elite lbs

[runic plank]

Chat is this is a W offer

[worn zealot]

There’s a reason we paid queen

[runic plank]

A bag of M&M’s for Adams

[worn zealot]

You’ll take van jefferson and 2 2nds and like it

[somber cove]

adams and minshew for burrow @runic plank

[runic plank]

Hmm throw in skittles

[worn zealot]

Actually 1 2nd

[runic plank]

Sour ones

[worn zealot]

Blonde burrow is not it

[somber cove]

buy low until he shaves his head

[worn zealot]

God I just want some consistency

[runic plank]

Look back to 2020 you guys went 11-0

[somber cove]

raiders will draft lagunslinger dime droppa the sixth

[worn zealot]

Consistency on offense

[runic plank]

You guys had AB Ben and Leveon Bell

[worn zealot]

Not in 2020

[somber cove]

AB is a psychopath, big ben is a criminal and leveon bell is ... idk he fell off

[runic plank]

Can’t lie tho AB’s tweets are hilarious asf

[somber cove]

i find most of them disrespectful

[runic plank]

That’s just me tho I got a humor

[somber cove]

hes extremely misogynist

[worn zealot]

I can’t take Najee anymore I can’t watch that man run

[runic plank]

Is he running in tight ass jeans?

[worn zealot]

He can’t move up field

He’s literally a no star in retro bowl

He can move side to side but not toward

[somber cove]

he plays like if derrick henry was asleep

[runic plank]

He’s like a mini Derrick Henry except worse

[worn zealot]

Don’t even compare them bro

[somber cove]

najee harris, least mode

[runic plank]

Compare that Mf to fournette when it comes to rushing

[somber cove]

thats his new nickname

can u believe fournette was drafted 4th overall

[runic plank]

He was great for 2 years then fell off

[somber cove]

he was selected over cmc

[worn zealot]

I’m so tired I can’t even curse

I want to stab my eyes watching Najee

[somber cove]

where is jaylen warren

[worn zealot]

How did my team go from leveon bell to Najee

[worn zealot]

Hurt

[somber cove]

bummer

i sympathize for any and all injuries

[worn zealot]

And I’m lowkey ironic about Patterson but he’s genuinely so much better

[somber cove]

we almost have as many injuries as we have men on the starting roster

22 starters, 20 injuries 🔥

[worn zealot]

Sign Alex leatherwood back

[somber cove]

he is unfortunately not a free agent

[worn zealot]

Really he was quite the disappointment I’m surprised he’s picked up

[somber cove]

chargers bro 😭

[worn zealot]

Yikes another injury fest

Alt and Slater got hurt no?

[somber cove]

chargers have 15 injuries, raiders have 20

[worn zealot]

Still not the best

[somber cove]

we are two hospital bed teams bro wtf

[runic plank]

Justin Herbert needs to evacuate the chargers

[somber cove]

chargers had a bye though so theyll recover

[worn zealot]

I hate this place

I can’t say what I wanna

[somber cove]

raiders have 20 injuries at this very moment

[runic plank]

Pennsylvania is pretty nice

[somber cove]

rams are supposed to be a hospital bed team and they only have 7 injuries

[worn zealot]

I will smooch their injuries

[worn zealot]

Well I live in New York

[somber cove]

actually probably 10

[worn zealot]

You don’t even know what part

[runic plank]

New York is kinda mid

[worn zealot]

It ok I’m here

[runic plank]

The city is nice but bro it’s dangerous asf over there and it’s exhausting to walk around the city

Pizza smacks though

[candid cipher]

What a game!! We were there to witness it in person 💪🏻 gg Steeler Nation

[soft ginkgo]

Gm

[agile mesa]

Nah flip em