Week 5: Bills vs Texans - Sunday, October 6

[astral cipher]

W

[sturdy knoll]

Still a hard hit

[humble kite]

It don’t look too bad thankfully, he was able to get up on his own

[long shadow]

Robert Woods throwing this game so hard

[strange knot]

Woods is so ass

Safety

[vestal lagoon]

Son wtf

[marsh whale]

Bro, when we lost, bills always lose

[humble kite]

Where was Steven sims

[wintry tendon]

Benched

[hushed mortar]

what on earth is woods doing

[marsh whale]

This already keep happening bro

[vestal lagoon]

Omg im now a jets fan

[glass prairie]

game might end in a 0-0 tie next week 😭

[long shadow]

Obviously that's not true cuz yall don't have the same record

[marsh whale]

True

[astral cipher]

Thats game

[glass prairie]

allen into the blue tent…

[long shadow]

Nah not yet

[hushed mortar]

have to make sure he didnt get a concussion i hope he didnt

[uncut hearth]

nah it’s over

[lyric rose]

This game is over

[humble kite]

Ogunbowale finally doin sum this 4th quarter

[uncut hearth]

the whole season is over

[full torrent]

I need Stroud and Diggs to do something

[long shadow]

Imagine dropping that. That was a 1st down..

[uncut hearth]

how about you take your 3 point win

[glass prairie]

something about the chest… please don’t be a broken rib

[humble kite]

Nvm

[vestal lagoon]

The rest of the season lies on Tribiscuit

[strange knot]

Butter fingers

[astral cipher]

Not the whole season relax lmaooo

[vestal lagoon]

Yo chilllll

[long shadow]

Unbelievable

[strange knot]

Trubisky gonna carry

[full torrent]

Not cool

[astral cipher]

BILLS BALL

FUMBLED

LETS GOOO

[vital finch]

bills ball

[tidal light]

Stroud what are u doinggg

[long shadow]

Wtf is going on.....it's so stupid man.....is this the script? I hate it

[primal stag]

What? Im not making fun, we both got concussed

[strange knot]

Fumbledddddd

[wintry tendon]

no way man

[forest radish]

I would be happy about that if it weren't for Allen being out

[humble kite]

WE ARE CURSED I SWEAR

[vital finch]

LETS GO

[oblique snow]

script writers cooking up a masterclass here

[primal stag]

the texans are selling

[long shadow]

Sick to my stomach

[manic dune]

That is the lore homes the lore

[astral cipher]

TRUBISKY TIME BABY

[vital finch]

how's your team doing

[astral cipher]

CMON TRUBISKY

[long shadow]

Legit will Levis type of throw

[primal stag]

we up rn

trubisky time

[full torrent]

Josh Allen runs back

[humble kite]

Pls bring back prime trubisky in Chicago 🙏🏽

[turbid shell]

One single trubisky play 😔

[astral cipher]

ALLENS BACK LETS GO

[hushed mortar]

yeeeeeeeeesh

[humble kite]

Allen is back

[vital finch]

allen is back

[strange knot]

Allen is alive

Bro they shouldnt bring him back to early

[vital finch]

injuries don't hurt allen

[marble moon]

ALLEN FOR THE TEAM

[astral cipher]

CHALLENGE THAT

[hushed mortar]

Allen is back

[full torrent]

No good

[humble kite]

INCOMPLETE

[astral cipher]

nvm

Good throw though

[strange knot]

That’s a catch

[astral cipher]

Run it

[astral cipher]

Too far out

[lyric rose]

ALLEN IS BACK

[humble kite]

Only one foot landed

[vital finch]

cook :<

[long shadow]

God please....this is insane

[strange knot]

James cook td please

[full torrent]

Whatever happens it's been a pleasure playing you bills

[forest radish]

It's been a roller coaster man

[strange knot]

Challenged

[astral cipher]

Allen please run it in

[astral cipher]

No

[long shadow]

Get outta here. Nobody cares about your fantasy team

[steep wasp]

Yeah this was a good game, Bills

[humble kite]

The turf bits when they slide look so satisfying to me idk why

[astral cipher]

Allen please do something

[forest radish]

In Allen I trust man

[strange knot]

Don’t risk just take the fg

[long shadow]

Thank GOD!

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NO GOOD

[humble kite]

INCOMPLETE

[astral cipher]

Looks like we’re going to OT baby

[manic dune]

Incomplete puhhh

[long shadow]

Nah all we need is a fg

[vestal lagoon]

All this just for diggs to get the final td

[humble kite]

Slow down

[strange knot]

Don’t miss

[humble kite]

3 minutes is all what stroud needs

[astral cipher]

Tie game

[full torrent]

Cool breeze cj Stroud time to lock in

[oblique snow]

can we say, what a game guys

[humble kite]

Stroud Hall of Fame drive incoming

[pastel chasm]

Tyler bass doesn’t make these 🙏

[strange knot]

No way Texans have plenty of times

[full torrent]

We are both crazy teams icl

[long shadow]

No. No I can't. Super disappointed in my team again. Even if we win

[astral cipher]

Bro’s gonna throw another pick

[tired rivet]

Wild card 2019 flashbacks bro

[strange knot]

Take it all the way

[long shadow]

I wouldn't bet on it

[humble kite]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[oblique snow]

fr bro

[strange knot]

Kickoff td

[astral cipher]

I would happily

[oblique snow]

bills need their revenge 👀

[heavy quail]

Look you know that they say

[long shadow]

You'd lose money. It doesn't happen often

[heavy quail]

NO OT TONIGHT 🤑🤑🤑

[full torrent]

Yall jinxed it gg

[humble kite]

I was downtown in Houston during that game, everyone was watching it, I even seen waitress and cops seeing it on their phones

[full torrent]

COLTS TD

34-33 BETWEEN JAX AND COLTS

[heavy quail]

If you don't believe and you don't speak it into existence, it'll never happen
No such thing as jinxing it

[oblique snow]

Jax need the win pls

[full torrent]

34-34 JAX COLTS

[vestal lagoon]

DIGGS DRIVE OTW

[humble kite]

Now way lmao

[marsh whale]

Oh nvm Allie-

[manic dune]

Nah fr?

[hushed mortar]

70 yards and a bills defense between houston and victory

[long shadow]

Whaaaaaaaaaat theee f

[manic dune]

Jax gotta win their first

[humble kite]

Classic Jacksonville this season

[strange knot]

Jags what happened

[vestal lagoon]

DIGGS PLEASE

[primal stag]

stroud time

stroud needs to clutch up

[humble kite]

Cmon

[full torrent]

Stroud time to cook

[humble kite]

No pressure

[long shadow]

Thank god

[primal stag]

GO TO TANK AND DIGGS!!

these games today have been insnae

[humble kite]

First down

[full torrent]

COME ON TEXANS

[humble kite]

I’m shaking bro

[primal stag]

FIRST DOWN TEXCANS

[full torrent]

live sport is beautiful isn't it

[primal stag]

TEXANS JUST NEED TO GET IN FG RANGE

[strange knot]

That’s game

[astral cipher]

I hope this doesn’t go to OT because Bills suck in OT

[humble kite]

Im thankful to experience this art of sports

[long shadow]

Our fg kicker is good too and can kick from pretty far. We close to being in his range I think

[astral cipher]

Me too lol

[long shadow]

Texans suck in ot too

[full torrent]

Yeah we can do it incase we need

[lyric oriole]

Bro if it’s the same game winning field goal like the 2019 wildcard

[long shadow]

Lol

[uncut hearth]

but have you won in OT before because we haven’t under Josh

[primal stag]

bengals ab to win

[hushed mortar]

just need to get to the 35-38 yard line and we're in Fairbairn's zero doubt range

[tired rivet]

Flashbacks

[long shadow]

O yea have

[astral cipher]

Good

[lyric oriole]

2019 flashbacks

[tired rivet]

Ong

[uncut hearth]

then that settles it we lose

[humble kite]

We gon be getting flashbacks when we play the chiefs too 💀

[tired rivet]

NOOOOOO

[oblique snow]

damn we really do face em later

[long shadow]

I'm not buying it till I see it. We a cursed franchise

[manic dune]

No what?

[strange knot]

Lamar is him

[tired rivet]

Flashbacks against the Chiefs from 2019

[long shadow]

The chiefs playoff game

[humble kite]

And ofc the NFL had to make us face them away 😭

[astral cipher]

THATS GAME

[hushed mortar]

everything was fine in that game until whats his name got hurt that was covering kelce

[full torrent]

STOP. RUNNING. THE. BALLLL

[long parcel]

???

[hushed mortar]

lonnie johnson?

[astral cipher]

Please run it more

[tired rivet]

No

[long shadow]

They have to here to make them use their timeouts....I hate it

[astral cipher]

THATS THE GAME FOLKS GG

[hushed mortar]

jax has that ball with less than a minute

[long shadow]

My heart is beating so hard lol.....why do the texans do this to meeee

[humble kite]

⌚️👈

[tired rivet]

Literally-

[glass prairie]

shaking like crazy ong

[tired rivet]

My heart is beating so fast

[long shadow]

Yeeeeeesssss

[uncut hearth]

you can’t keep doing this to me

[full torrent]

It's all or nothing here

[tired rivet]

If we lose I’m hopping on Xbox

[long shadow]

Thank goooood

[astral cipher]

Nevermind we still have a game

[humble kite]

FIRST DOWN

[full torrent]

We got something

[humble kite]

YES LETS GO

[full torrent]

Run this get the field goal wave buffalo goodbye

[humble kite]

we almost field goal range too

[astral cipher]

I’m sweating

[long shadow]

Run the ball! 😂

[humble kite]

Yes run, take time off

[lyric rose]

I’m about to lose my mind

[glass prairie]

that’s game

[astral cipher]

I hate the Bills

[glass prairie]

gg

[astral cipher]

But I love them

[long parcel]

that was sad

[astral cipher]

So idk

[full torrent]

WE IN FG RSNGE

[astral cipher]

Can he do 57?

[humble kite]

WE ARE IN FG RANGE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

[strange knot]

When u need Brandon Aubrey the most

[full torrent]

He's kaimi I have faith

[astral cipher]

Barely

[lyric rose]

Someone FUMBLE OR MISS OR DROP OR SOMETHING

[strange knot]

Dallas ain’t to far to recruit him

[astral cipher]

Are they going for it???

[long shadow]

Ngl, why didn't we run here....that's so dumb

[astral cipher]

Wtf

[humble kite]

40 yard line is pretty easy for fairbairn bro

[full torrent]

What are we doing

😜💀

[astral cipher]

YES

A FLAG

LOLOL

[long shadow]

Soooo dumb....my goodness

[humble kite]

No way

[astral cipher]

💀💀

[humble kite]

Damn

[astral cipher]

W

[hushed mortar]

idk its 3rd and 5 for me rn

[vital finch]

w

[hushed mortar]

now is 4th and 5

[full torrent]

JAGS TAKE LEAD V COLTS

[humble kite]

Do we kick it?

[astral cipher]

No more FG territory

[astral cipher]

You can’t

[lyric rose]

NO MORE FG

[strange knot]

And off to ot

[lyric rose]

NO WAY NO WAY

[long shadow]

No too far back now....throw

[long parcel]

oh my god

[glass prairie]

WOW

[astral cipher]

Nah, Josh hail mary

[long shadow]

We just threw so many times

[humble kite]

Oh now I see it, damn

[strange knot]

Buffalo miracle lateral that ball

[humble kite]

Why are we punting it

[long shadow]

Wild that now they wanna throw the ball and not run it

[astral cipher]

Omg this game

[humble kite]

I’d rather go for it

[strange knot]

Why would u risk 4th down and give Buffalo a chance at midfield

[long shadow]

We have to. That penalty put us too far back. Would've been like a 70 yard fg

[strange knot]

Punter going crazy

[humble kite]

Fr nvm good punt

[long shadow]

Man, this is so annoying

[low summit]

Should have ran it

[glass prairie]

at the 3 😭

[vestal lagoon]

Bro

Is josh back?

[hushed mortar]

OT gonna OT

[astral cipher]

DPI

[full torrent]

DUB

[glass prairie]

please don’t kneel it just let it go

[humble kite]

WHAT

[hushed mortar]

yeah Josh is back

[full torrent]

Nevermind

[vestal lagoon]

Oh ggs

[astral cipher]

OPI??? Huh

[vital finch]

FLAG

[astral cipher]

Oh declined

[vital finch]

dpi

[humble kite]

LETGO

[full torrent]

WOOOOP

[astral cipher]

OPI

[full torrent]

JAGS BEAT COLTS

[marsh whale]

GET A SAFETY

[vestal lagoon]

We don’t claim this fan!

[long shadow]

Man....we should've won.....it's so dumb....wtf is demeco and Bobby doing

[astral cipher]

Game’s not over

[glass prairie]

ot time

[astral cipher]

Which is when we lose

[glass prairie]

exactly

[astral cipher]

Josh doesn’t do OT wins

[long shadow]

It should've been. A run play would've brought the time down to less than 5 seconds and then we go for a fg

But we passed...

[strange knot]

Mack hollins didn’t even attempt to moss

[humble kite]

INCOMPLETE

[strange knot]

Safety

[glass prairie]

didn’t even try bro im crying

[humble kite]

16 seconds, 3 timeouts

[astral cipher]

FG range gg

[long shadow]

One play and then fg

[glass prairie]

gg

[humble kite]

GGS

[full torrent]

BALTIMORE CINCINATTI 38-38

[long parcel]

well thats sad

[manic dune]

Nahhh frfr?

[humble kite]

Spicy week

[azure crest]

hgs

[strange knot]

GG

[astral cipher]

gg

[marsh whale]

HE GOT INTO FIELD GOAL

[full torrent]

GET IT IN AND WE WIN

[long shadow]

Do it please

[azure crest]

the defining FG

[humble kite]

FAIRBAIRN CLUTCH UP FOR US

59 YARDS

[long shadow]

[vestal lagoon]

PLEASE

[marsh whale]

HE GOT IT

[humble kite]

ITS GOOD

[full torrent]

TEXANS WIN

[vestal lagoon]

FAIRBAIRNNNNNN

[long parcel]

gg

[azure crest]

ITS GOOD

[buoyant kiln]

NO WAYYY

[humble kite]

IT IS GOOD

[marsh whale]

OHHHHH MY GOOOOOD

[shadow sail]

RAAAAAH

[eager temple]

holy curve

[buoyant kiln]

[astral cipher]

Alr im done with football

[manic dune]

We nwon thbis

[tired rivet]

LETS GOOOOOOO

[manic dune]

GG GG GG

[fair portal]

I love and hate this team.

[strange knot]

Game

[long shadow]

My team needs to keep working on this crap man. This game should've been over before the half, I hate it

[foggy grove]

Bills choked

[vestal lagoon]

Texans and Bills yall are both trash

[manic dune]

I paid for that -1600 bucks but that was worth it damnnnn

[shadow sail]

bills blow

[wet hare]

I JUST TUNED IN

[vestal lagoon]

EQUALLY buns

[tired rivet]

2019 WILD CARD FLASHBACKS !!!

[rich quiver]

LETS GOOOOOOOO

[full torrent]

Gg bills

[wintry tendon]

My glorious Hawaiian king

[azure drum]

Let goooooooooo

[long shadow]

Sick to my stomach

[oblique snow]

LMAOOOO

[tired rivet]

TEXANS OWN THE BILLS !!!!

[wet hare]

AND SAW A GAME WINNING FIELD GOAL

[azure drum]

Ball game men ball game

[humble kite]

Dw only 3-2, keep yall’s head up

[hushed mortar]

gg bills

[lyric oriole]

LETS GOOO WHAT I SAY? 2019 FLASHBACKS

[oblique snow]

2019 ALL OVER AGAIN

[astral cipher]

:(

[glass prairie]

gg

[steep wasp]

CLUTCH CITY BABY!! 🤘🏾

[coarse dome]

nah, this game just sucks man

[long parcel]

Bills never have a kicker miss a long one for a win

[cunning raven]

Bills are so dumb

[long shadow]

Lol the name change

[azure drum]

Gh

[marsh whale]

W TEXANS

[manic dune]

GGs guys! Y'all played good 2nd half

[long shadow]

Texans are dumber

[vestal lagoon]

Wym clutch yall had the lead the whole game yall suck

[azure drum]

Gg bills

[long parcel]

not going to lie, im completely done with this organization lol

[tame sage]

No way bro

[marsh whale]

GG BILLS ALSO

[primal stag]

Bills lost

[steep wasp]

GG Bills tho, that’s was a good game!

[azure drum]

Texas thx you for the wwwww

[glass prairie]

do us a favor and beat the chiefs in the playoffs for us 🙏 as long as u do that i’m happy

[primal stag]

DOLPHINS ARE THE ONLY TEAM THAT WON IN THE AFC EAST THIS WEEK

[cunning raven]

We own the Texans anyway

[dawn pagoda]

that play calling must be studied LOL

[carmine ingot]

what a game

[steep wasp]

Clutched it in the last 2 seconds to avoid OT

[long shadow]

Not happening with us playing like we did this second half

[primal stag]

alr time to watch bengals game

[rich quiver]

Houston has been called Clutch City since the 90s

[oblique snow]

gonna be a slapper

[steep wasp]

This Bengals Ravens game tho

[vestal lagoon]

Not impressed

[pastel chasm]

I knew the Texans were winning that.

[long shadow]

Choke city....u don't know son

[glass prairie]

throwing thrice in a row from ur end zone is a HORRIFIC decision. joe brady has been BAD the last two games

[azure drum]

Ohhh we will i hate them so much we will do it that's promise

[midnight dove]

WE need to build a pineapple mansion for this guy

[vestal lagoon]

Off to the cardinals game

[azure drum]

Gg

[full torrent]

Gg guys

[glass prairie]

at least it wasn’t a blowout 🙌

[full torrent]

We wanted it close and it was close

Next week we got the pats who do u guys got

[sturdy knoll]

Josh allen 9/30 😭😭

[azure drum]

At least yeah

[rich quiver]

What you calling me son for? I’m just saying the history of why Houston is called Clutch City. Get some sleep grandpa.

[primal stag]

ot now, gonna be fire

[tired rivet]

Nah bro, we 7-5 against y’all

[primal stag]

i called it too

[leaden totem]

Houston owns Josh Allen

[glass prairie]

very entertaining game at least. shakir, oliver & taron back next week will be HUGE for the division

[tired rivet]

Overall ggs, y’all played like crazy

[glass prairie]

dude. CRAZY weekend for football, cfb AND nfl

jags game, bills game, bengals game, bama game

LOTS of fantastic football

…so anyways when are we trading for adams

cmon beane HAS to realize we need another star wr

[manic dune]

I wanted a nice game I got it both teams played good at their point 1st half texans second bills loved this game

[azure drum]

Did you win a bet because you put 300

[soft halo]

most undeserved win oat

[buoyant kiln]

CFB is overrated lmfaooo

[manic dune]

I lost every single one I accidentally put texans win 3rd quarter

And it was a bit more than 300

[tired rivet]

Did you bet one of the mods ? You know you gotta get that money

[azure drum]

Damg you loss 300 it crazy

[glass prairie]

last ggs. like i said pregame, anybody but the chiefs

[azure drum]

The texas so you can still get money

[manic dune]

Nah online had a ticket

[vast drift]

Comp game

[primal stag]

josh allen went 9/30😭 this yo “mvp” 😹

[carmine ingot]

see you guys in playoffs texans

[manic dune]

🫡

[tired rivet]

Ohhhh okay

[manic dune]

But ggs man was a wonderful game to watch

[carmine ingot]

That game was WILD

[manic dune]

It was both teams went up and down swapped at half time XD

[carmine ingot]

we will be healthy when we play yall in playoffs man it’ll be real fun

[sturdy knoll]

good game to watch

[pine sequoia]

a playcaller that would let cj air the ball out instead of spamming screens to ogunbowale would be nice

[sturdy knoll]

we just needed nico back

[pine sequoia]

slowik is holding the offense back

[manic dune]

We fed 2 ints they got scared

[long shadow]

Yea and no. I agree too many runs without mixon. But he makes creative pass plays. He just needs to learn to take the balance the game gives you and not force something that clearly isn't working. He keeps saying he runs to set up the pass but bruh, he's setting up 3rd and longs and hoping cj can bail us out everytime....ridiculous

[long shadow]

1

[manic dune]

really? man I swear I saw 2

[pine sequoia]

i trust cj to make the play last year our offense was so much better we could pass the ball and get downfield this season we barely score points and barely win over our opponents because the conservative playcall. We have all these playmakers so we should use them right

[long shadow]

U might be confusing the fumble

[pine sequoia]

this could have easily been a 3 touchdown game

[manic dune]

Man tbh my brain was off and my shirt was on my face 45% of the time

Or I am just seeing things

[long shadow]

Exactly. I was arguing with another texans fan in the main chat about this and his response was that I hate our team....like bruh, I went to 2 of the 3 homes this year but I hate my team, sure

[manic dune]

Nah my brain is doing crazy things rn xd

[long shadow]

Exactly

Ykb

[long shadow]

Lol I get ya

[manic dune]

Yeah we should and idk why we get so scared of throwing to diggs n collins instead of running 3x before making a normal play

I mean sure it is not a sprint it's a marathon but damn having TOP tier offense and running is a waste I am with you

These boys throw and catch balls like gods

And that isn't even a joke

[long shadow]

Yea like at that point it's obvious we are going to throw foe a 3rd and long. Setting us up for failure like that

[manic dune]

I mean one run and if we get 3 or less yards just throw it

[long shadow]

Yes. And mix in some throws on first down and run on second down if we move the ball. Predictable plays makes it really hard to move the ball

[long shadow]

What's good dawg? We won but it was ugly af

[manic dune]

But they wanna go for the psychological move we run 3x and then throw because they think we run another time but damn we doi that on every play that is not fooling anyone anymore xd It is like playing R6 and using the exact same strat each round 💀 stuff ain gon work out anymore at some point

[vestal lagoon]

Yeah man it was ugly

[long parcel]

Bills did everything they could to blow that game at the end lol

that was a hell of kick by fair

[vestal lagoon]

I don’t want to watch anymore games today

[long shadow]

Nico was our top receiver and he was out since the 1st quarter....wild

[manic dune]

Yeah exactly! The other team has to cover 5 ways but we don't use all of them 😭 🙏 that breaks the whole game for us

[long shadow]

I feel that

[long shadow]

Yup lol

[long parcel]

im nearly certain this Bills team has vastly messed up a year in Allens career with this

[long shadow]

Texans too. Battle of mid in that last quarter tbh

[long parcel]

agreed

you guys earned it more

not running out into OT was a huge mistake

[lyric oriole]

[ocean glen]

Kill Sean McDermott

[glass plinth]

^this guy knows what's up 🫡

[lyric rose]

I have been tormented by Dolphins fans today

[long shadow]

They beat the patriots lol. They aren't going to be anywhere near the top of the division unless Tua comes back soon

[uncut hearth]

yeah but if anyone is the first to jump on bills fraud allegations it’s them, and there are more dolphin fans lining up to call us frauds than there are water molecules in the pacific ocean

[long shadow]

Lol 😆

[uncut hearth]

Tylertsports haunts my nightmares

dude kinda looks like wario

i havent checked but guaranteed he made a youtube short that started with "BUFFALO BILLS WHAT HAPPENED" and then rambles for 40 seconds on how being the only team in the division that won this week means theyre super bowl bound and theyre gonna win the division and when tua comes back for the playoffs theyre gonna go all the way and yada yada yada

[long shadow]

delusional lol. Do we even know IF tua is coming back? You know, for his health and all that? Im sure he wants to come back but has he said that he is coming back when the league lets him?

[lyric rose]

It's not even that. It"s just the fact that the Bills lost 😭😭

[uncut hearth]

oh i dont know if he actually said that because looking at a dolphins fan is bad for my mental health

[lyric rose]

I live in a city full of them 😭😭😭

[uncut hearth]

god save your soul for that

[primal stag]

Bills lose again 😂🫵🏽

[manic dune]

You mean the sunday game?

[primal stag]

🔥🔥

[manic dune]

Not a bit late for that? XD

It was 2 days ago