Week 5: Jets vs Vikings - Sunday, October 6

[spring needle]

maybe its better the db didnt catch it

[sage patrol]

NO

[velvet palm]

Rodgers tryna pull a darnold

[alpine umbra]

throwing into triple coverage like he's lamar

[dim root]

im done bruh

[spring needle]

what haaappenedd

o no

[sage patrol]

They didn’t let the defense get set

[dim root]

this defense is so bad now

[sage patrol]

Delay of game

[velvet palm]

game is over we’re cooked

[spring needle]

they been battling all game caause our offense couldnt do anything

[quiet wasp]

when yr offense goes 3 and out every drive that happens

[cinder tiger]

oo

[spring needle]

first time we got baaaack to back punts

[chrome cave]

I’m back what happened

[sage patrol]

Our offense needs to put some work in our defense can’t do everything

[spring needle]

JUST THROW SHORT MIDD PLEASE

[sage patrol]

No more deep balls KOC

[velvet palm]

This audio sounds like n64 madden sound bites hahaha

[cinder tiger]

dude

[quiet wasp]

Fr JJ can cry all he wants bruh

[spring needle]

i hope we come out with aa win andd koc looks closely at wwhat went wrong

[sage patrol]

Strap up Defense

[spring needle]

just like last week against green bay

[dim root]

we need more blitzes

[sage patrol]

KOC needs to learn how to be safer during the second half with a big lead

PI???

Come on Gilmore

[spring needle]

what does a pi do

[dull hound]

YEAH

[dapper sedge]

All this just to end up losing the game bro?

[quiet wasp]

Koc needs to look at himself in the mirror sfter this

[dim root]

1st at the half yard line

[sage patrol]

1st & goal 😐

[dull hound]

Facts

[spring needle]

buruh a 1st an goal

[sage patrol]

Ugh

[whole marsh]

If the vikings lose this...

[dim root]

brother just wide open

[dapper sedge]

We are still losing guys the vikes are fine

[sage patrol]

Come on offense wake up

[dapper sedge]

We suck remember?

[outer thunder]

TD Jets

[bold oak]

it will be the chiefs left

[spring needle]

there goes my vikings def fantasy

[whole marsh]

Believe it or not, I never thought you guys suck

[quiet wasp]

no we losing koc cant call plays to save his own life

[dapper sedge]

We are notorious for not being able to clutch

[dull hound]

FALSE HOPE IS ALIVE

[spring needle]

i preddicted 27-17 so pleaaase vikings score a tdd

[sage patrol]

Hope so

[dull hound]

This is the defense normally forgets how to defense

[chrome cave]

😐 you down 10 points. I don’t know if you’re going to make it

[sage patrol]

Let’s waste at least 3 minutes of clock

[dapper sedge]

3 pts actually

[dull hound]

*3

[spring needle]

sam darnolddd o ur thing

[velvet palm]

how many timeouts we got?

[quiet wasp]

3 and out INCOMING..

[sage patrol]

3 deep ball attempts to JJettas

[dull hound]

Defense please clutch up

[chrome cave]

Well my tv is behind then

[sage patrol]

Come on throw some medium & short balls

[dim root]

dude short passes not runs

[spring needle]

jets ddline stuffing us

[sage patrol]

OHHHH

[dim root]

finally

[spring needle]

WHAT HAPPENED

[dim root]

25 yard pass

[spring needle]

OOOO JEFFERSON MY HERO

[sage patrol]

Finally a deep throw to JJettas worked 🤣

[quiet wasp]

Wow another deepball🤦

[dapper sedge]

We suck

[old crow]

We winning still?

[sage patrol]

Yup

[dull hound]

Damn it

[velvet palm]

RIDE THE WAVE CMON

[whole marsh]

Great throw!

[spring needle]

quinnen williaams hurt?

[sage patrol]

Hold on minny😐

[old crow]

How much

[dim root]

holding man

[sage patrol]

20-17

[velvet palm]

I think jj saw my tweet and locked in

[sage patrol]

1st & 20 🧍

[spring needle]

bruh aa great run caancelled by penalt

[old crow]

dang they caught up

[quiet wasp]

RUSH DEEP BALL

THATS ALL THE PLAYCALLING IS

[whole marsh]

Can't let the Vikings have a good run 😦

[sage patrol]

Finally throwing short but on 1st & 20 😂

[dapper sedge]

Please let the ghosts haunt sam...

[spring needle]

ghosts haaunt new york qb's

[sage patrol]

BANGGGG

[dapper sedge]

WHY IS SAM LOOKING MAHOMY

[sage patrol]

DARNOLD IS BACK

[dapper sedge]

GOD

[dim root]

finally mundt getting some targets

[spring needle]

WOOHOOO

WE LOOKING DDECENT FINAALLY

[sage patrol]

YESSIRRRRR

[wide zealot]

DID WE WAKE UP?

[sage patrol]

JJETTAS…

JJETTAS WHERE ARE YOUR HANDS

[dim root]

we are so lucky he was out

[dapper sedge]

This hurts...

[dim root]

dude stop running the ball

we dont have aaron jones

[spring needle]

2 yard gain woohoo

[sage patrol]

Exactly we need short & medium dots

[wide zealot]

At least it's close enough for a kick

[spring needle]

if we kick it they gottaa score aa tdd anddd we couldd possiblhy lose by the extraa point

[quiet wasp]

its always gonna be past the first down

[sage patrol]

Come on guys

[dapper sedge]

Ok we hold to 3

[sage patrol]

3 points it is

[dapper sedge]

We gotta score a TD bro

[cinder tiger]

its over

[dim root]

kirk type pass

[sage patrol]

Phew

[spring needle]

will the thrill is caarrying my faantasy opponent

[dull hound]

GOOD STOP

[quiet wasp]

Blame KOC if we lose..

Actually blame him anyways

[sage patrol]

Fr

[alpine umbra]

watch this comeback

[quiet wasp]

Some bum as playcalling

[whole marsh]

It is Aaron Rodgers we are talking about

[sage patrol]

Hold them to 3 points

[whole marsh]

He is pretty clutch statistically

[worldly hollow]

Let's not give them free yards with a penalty

[spring needle]

rain more pleaasae

[quiet wasp]

koc when his deep ball isnt working every play

[sage patrol]

Pour some more rain down

[dull hound]

Rodgers legacy drive

[quiet wasp]

Bro think its madden rookie mode

[spring needle]

throw some more ddeep baaalls when it dont work

[sage patrol]

Good D

[dim root]

defense gotta do something here

[sage patrol]

Omggg

[dim root]

im done bruh

[sage patrol]

They’re gonna hold to the 2 minute warning

[dull hound]

YES

[spring needle]

dont worry they are still aat their field brian flores got this

[quiet wasp]

They are doing what we shouldve been doing all half

[spring needle]

do worry

[sage patrol]

Come on Brian Flores

[dim root]

i am

[quiet wasp]

KOC might be a generational 2nd half seller

[spring needle]

koc usually does sell 2ndd half

[dull hound]

This game has taken at least 5 years off my life

[quiet wasp]

cuz all he knows is deep balls

Yall wouldnt be in this game if koc had half a brain rn

[sage patrol]

Exactly

[spring needle]

but its good to aaccept thaat the jets ahave aan elite defense

they will maake goodd plaays to stop

[sage patrol]

I hate saying this but don’t listen to JJ let him cry

[quiet wasp]

On god

[sage patrol]

Oh my god

[dapper sedge]

Bro...

[dim root]

we gonna lose this game man

[sage patrol]

I was gonna cry

[spring needle]

PHEW

[dim root]

koc with the sell of the century

[sage patrol]

Ughhh

Dude

[dim root]

running clock then score

[dapper sedge]

Im scared

[sage patrol]

Let’s pick them off defense

[stiff spoke]

What just happened

[whole marsh]

Vikings are going to find a way to sell this aren't they...

[dim root]

[dim root]

[dull hound]

Pleaseeeeeeeeee

[sage patrol]

Shhhh 😂

[left viper]

they aren't going to get that luck they had vs the Bills

[spring needle]

If we lose going into the bye thats gonna be dissapointing

[sage patrol]

NOO

[quiet wasp]

cant even blame the defense lmfao

[spring needle]

4-1 please no

[wide zealot]

Maybe losing will be good for us

Maybe it'll wake up the coaching staff

[sage patrol]

Knock some sense into us

[dim root]

should have been a pick

[spring needle]

we shouldd win anddd this still knock it into us

[sage patrol]

good defense

[spring needle]

but if we win andd it doesnt then i want us to lose

[wide zealot]

The ultimate copium, losing is OPTIMAL

[dapper sedge]

Oh my god we are gonna sell this...

[sage patrol]

3rd & 10 all we have to do is cause an incompetion

[whole marsh]

Fingers crossed!!! come on Vikings

go 5-0 going into the Bye!!!

[native knot]

That’s game

[dapper sedge]

Picked...

[spring needle]

IT GOT PICKED?/

[whole marsh]

REALLY?!

[dapper sedge]

...

[wide zealot]

WHAT

[native knot]

No

[dim root]

PICKED

[balmy basalt]

INT

[sage patrol]

YESSSS

[whole marsh]

YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!

[spring needle]

LETS GOOO

[dapper sedge]

...

[sage patrol]

STEPHON GILMORE I LOVE YOUUUUU

[whole marsh]

GO VIKINGS!!!!!!!

[spring needle]

VIKINGS WIN ITTT

[native knot]

You guys are way ahead or smth

[left viper]

3 int masterclass for Rodgers

[fallen sand]

wow

[sage patrol]

WE WINNN

[spring needle]

5-0 INTO THE BYE HERE WE COME

SKOL

[balmy basalt]

omg pookie

[wide zealot]

GOD BLESS YOU

[whole marsh]

Congratulations guys!!!!

[dusk wren]

WAY TOO CLOSE

[balmy basalt]

i bet my science teacher too got the vikings to win

[left viper]

WELL EARNED WIN!

[fallen sand]

WW INT

[chrome cave]

GG Vikings

[dull hound]

I'm gonna bury myself

[dim root]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[spring needle]

GG

[fallen sand]

GG JETS FANS

[left viper]

rooting for you guys! kill it this year!

[dusk wren]

WAAAAYY too close

[plain wyvern]

Bro I hate and the mods won’t let me

[forest olive]

Take the L jets fans

[maiden scroll]

LETS GOO

[dull hound]

Shut the hell up Panthers fan

[maiden scroll]

#SKOL

[quiet wasp]

Koc needs to get it together this bye week

[sage patrol]

SKOL!

[dull hound]

Know you ain't talking

[spring needle]

yess they ddo

[whole marsh]

It was ugly boys!

[maiden scroll]

#SKOL BOYS!!!

[whole marsh]

But it was a good win!!!!

[dim root]

SKOL

[spring needle]

GG

[sage patrol]

SKOL BABY

[dapper sedge]

Im done watching football for a month...

Thats enough...

[sage patrol]

LET’S GO

WOOOOOO SKOL BABY

[undone bloom]

Gilmore bang

[spring needle]

SAAM DARNOLD REVENGE GAME 0 TDDS 1 INT

[forest olive]

Go home

[dim root]

back to back 3 pick games

[rustic nymph]

i’m gonna wait before laughing

[sage patrol]

LET’S GO GILMORE I LOVE YOU

[maiden scroll]

sam darnold played like ass 💯

[wide zealot]

Hideous awful game and I wasn't even watching it, I just refreshed google and this server for 2 hours

[sage patrol]

Darnold was ass but defense clutched up

[undone bloom]

GG jets

[dim root]

we getting hock back

[copper frost]

LETS GO STEPHON

[sage patrol]

5-0 going into the bye week

[stiff spoke]

Jets have a crazy d

[dim root]

darnold 14-31 😭

[maiden scroll]

pause

[sage patrol]

Cause KOC kept calling some prayers 😭

[rustic nymph]

that’s only like 45% im cryin 😭

[pliant gust]

This might be a Super Bowl preview

[wide zealot]

We need to take this week and do some crazy re-evaluation

[dull hound]

So many missed opportunities

[dim root]

its time for redzone

[dapper sedge]

I dont care abt anything else that happens today i just wanna see arod retire at the press conference...

[dull hound]

Could've tied and gone to OT if we TOOK THE DAMN POINTS

[swift prairie]

Damn

[sage patrol]

They could’ve won if Gilmore dropped that

Thank god Gilmore is still good and isn’t washed

[dapper sedge]

Btw

[dull hound]

Sauce missing that pick in the endzone

[dim root]

what happened with doubs why is he suspended

[dapper sedge]

Was gilmore not literally hugging williams' arm?

[dull hound]

Our corners holding onto everyone

[spring needle]

throwing a tntrum aabout his role in the offense an not showing up to practice

[white mantle]

Hahaha jets you suck ahaha

[sage patrol]

Good game Jets fans real nail biter

[dull hound]

I hate life like this

[dim root]

are we all in agreement to leave akayleb in london

[sage patrol]

Yes 😭

[gentle moth]

lmao jets what happened??

[rugged geode]

this game gave me every kind of std

[vocal slate]

Ummm I think you mean PTSD…

[velvet palm]

Nahhh he’s right

[pliant gust]

I had a lot of money on the Vikings winning and to win by more than two points and I’m a huge Vikings fan so that last drive was one of the most fun experiences ever as a sports fan

[covert plume]

Jets are cooked