#Week 3: Texans vs Vikings - Sunday, September 22
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Imagine AP in this era. He would be a complete monster
Allen is an arrogant passer lol
POCK
a big if
PICK
AND ITS OVER
He’s got the “someone on either side” will catch it
OH
nice!
O
Nope
BYNUM
LETS GOOOOO
YUH
GREAT
🔒
Bynum always comes in to get picks late
Maybe Bynum is goated after all
OH STROUD!
Picked and game
🔒🔒🔒
MOOOVIEEEEEE
amazing
Ball game
what a pass
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
extend Bynum now
just need a touchdown 
yep it's over
its the year of the turnover btw, holy crap
The game is over
oh well lets go astros
LES GOOOOOO
🤣🤣🤣
i missed it what happened I went to get water
pick
So ranked number 3 now
bro 💀
Interception
I can’t even watch the Astros, no satellite
Bynum pick
Clowns
ok now we bench cj
The game finished in more than a 1 score game
this game is over
266 throws without a pick and now he has 2
i 🇵🇭 bynum
🙌👏🤙
thanks perna
Oh brother
Its Strover
Gg
the lions are winning i'm telling you
You weren't cursed by perna
we were the real cursed team
It’s stover
Can’t even blame him since he spun lions
Biggest jinx ever man
We carried the curse from the lions
If lions win, we all need to invade his comment section
commentators were just saying stroud hasn’t thrown an int in 9 games at the start
And he had 1 on the 2nd throw 🤣
Vikings defense strikes fear into every team
And threw 2 today
Vikings defense is gross
Built that super defense
If Mixon was in, do we win?
Nah
closer but probably not
Brian Flores does something to defenses
it's alright
lose one and win the next
at least we won't lose the most important game
yeah
vikings about to be 6-0 vs texans all time
Bills texans is going to be an amazing game
It hurts, but you right
we could run instead of passing every play cam akers is ass
Fr
Down 3 scores and talking about Joe Mixon
YESSS
YESS
BIG RUN
Damn
@wild summit we get some rest with the jags
Huge run
they have a worse qb than us
we had the best off season
🏃
Vikings need to make this jersey the main jersey. The throwback is one of the best in the league
ACTuALLY
✅
especially since we finally won a game in them
The moment we wore the white jerseys I knew this game was over
we have to stop doing this
😤😤😤
I can’t wait to see the Winter Warriors threads either
just wear the shiny new ones
it's lierally what they were talking about all summer
They are new tho
The red uni’s are so clean
3rd and goal
W catch by the fan
THE RED ONES ARE SO NICE
Winter Warrior will be the best day ever
They are elite
Sign that fan rn
But yeah, all the other jerseys are so much better
the full reds for the texans are probably the best in the NFL
The all red Texans unis are tuff
Winter warrior goated
This game it over ik we are losses
TD
Full white Bills unis are FIRE
TD
BOOM??
LETS GOOOOO
what a catch
it's finally over
YESSIR
31-7
Is 24-7 as bad as it looks?
put mills in
we now have a better box score vs the texans than what we had vs the giants
LFG
We gotta wait till dec 16th
YESSSS
31-7 now
Tell you it over now
Bears lock in, I need all the AFC South to lose with us
@night mirage maybe this will wake cj up
Fugg D:
he needed this game
no bears lose because bears bad
Boom
@wintry plaza it’s over
Josh Oliver
CALEB WILLIAMS FINALLY GOT A TOUCHDOWN
it’s a sad day
HITTING THE GRIDDY
???
Holy SKOL. I’m not used to this…
@wild summit the stroud anger game against the jags is on
Bears win would bring some happiness
When fans catch balls thrown into the crowd do they get to keep them or no?
he's going to be angry
The vikings are real
This feels like heaven
Nah nah nah nah nah hey hey hey goodbye
ok Darnold with the mastclass
Bout to throw 70 on them
Let's go
It feels unnatural
darnold back in?
Johnny Mundt
Like I have an itch in my sock
My hero
no mullins?
Stroud is about to have 6 TDS 500 yards on the jags
Be nice if the bears won
yeah ok that's why
This is so baddd
If we manage to go 5-0 I’m saying we’re Super Bowl bound
too bad the bears still need a qb
nah bears need to lose
Yeah he went into the blue tent for 30 seconds. Mullens was in for 1 play then darnold back in
Sam Darnold not finding ghost nows
It’s like 2017 all over again
Better next week Texans 🙏🏽
I used to pray for times like this 😭
texans 100% win against the Jags
Backup qb takes us for a deep playoff run except we win the NFC championship
Jags are bout to receive a butt whooping so bad, they might move to London
Yee thx
I’m starting to have hope again
You mean NFC Champ-and-lose-in-the-final-minutes bound
@drifting river but even if they win they're still last

Can't wait to pull out my receipts
Darnold might actually be mvp runner up im deceased
nah my boss is a bears fan. added need for them to lose
2017 was brutal 😬
First round exists like usual
@drifting river ah gotcha
🤣
if Allen doesnt have a masterclass vs Jags its darnold front runner currently lol
its 3 games still 14 more to go we will be fine
Well vikings well you see you next time
🥺
I had a boss that was a chiefs fan
Fr
Adios amigo
OH MY GOD
✌️ 👋
Yall think Vikings would be this good if JJ McCarthy was playing?
@violet ginkgo probably
BANGGGGGGG
👋
@violet ginkgo I would still bench him, for experience
Honestly no
Vikings own Texans, 6-0 all time history
learn from darnold
good job Vikings really scrappy team currently
darnold has 8 tds this season already
And becomes Brady
yeah learn from darnold and save the stats
with how darnold has been though im not mad
Why did you drop that pass Justin
Yes they do
bros having a manning season
@warm walrus which manning?
💔
Payton on the broncos
31-7 with 10 mins still in the 4th
@warm walrus ok cause playoff eli is something
His 5k MVP season
Even if we let the Texans win I say we got that
His 50 td season
regular season eli is heh
It’s wraps
but playoff eli is deadly
You mean Paintn 🥁
SACK
damn saints td
YEAHHHH
GET sacked
with mixon we win this
🔒
why do the steelers KEEP WINNING?!
saints are winning of course
We have to cope
the eagles paid too much for barkley
Saints just scored??
Olave clutch toe tap
They’re going for 2??
Saints td yes
Darnold is the first qb this season to throw 4 TDs in a game
going for 2
That sucks I got the eagles winning
Allen had 4 tds in a game too bad it was mixed td
🥃
nah the saints momentum so far i had them for the w
Holy smokes
5 false starts
FAILED
gg vikings
2 point fail
ggs
Jesus
TUNSIL AGAIN
They’re short
we still friends
cooking 🧑🍳
Tunsil “pro bowl LT”
TUNSIL AGAIN??
tunsil lmfaoooo
LIL
omg
Hahahahahaha
LISTEN
by one player?
LOLLL
LOL
LMAO
GO TO THE BUS TEXANS
Tunsil again
Darnold is your MVP
that's crazy
the ride is over
👋🫱
it’s so loud in there
Bro was way short
Can we get Mullins in now
when does a head turn round and bench someone for that many personals
Yes bro
bro
Robert Woods legend
my dads at the game 124DB
this tunsil guy
🤝
please let the saints win XD
And they are going for it
🫱✌️✌️
all gas no brakes
eagles going 1-2 would be poetic
send Tunsil to the XFL
singlehandedly threw this game
what's wrong with him? has to be a health issue to make these mistakes
5 flags on Tunsil today 💀
gg vikings, please beat the jags for us
So what game yall watching after this?
Tunsil bro🤣
Bruh
single handedly lost the game
Girl so fire she makes me tunsil (come on too early)
Tunsil St Louis battle hawks legend
STOPPED
we got that
👋👋🫱
Lmao
The astros game
Tunsil has done more for us that darnold
I have CJ for fantasy bro 😭
and colts
Same
Tunsil sold
another scoring drive incoming
Time for a 38-7 game

Okay okay
we like the vikings
38-7 just like that one tragic game
Love to see the packers winning
👋🫱gg
Tunsil ain’t helping
me too bro 💀
false starts killed yall
today
we will get them next time
Stroud is broken🤧🤕
Same 💀
Do we play you again? 🤔
😪
nah
someone help my man stroud
@woeful light thankfully no
Oh
put the backups in
Announcers are saying to bench stroud the rest of the game lol
Stroud def needs to start leaving the pocket more. I wanna see more runs.
We meeting again in the super bowl
we play yall like once every 3 years probably lol
4
Lol don’t care about mlb
tunsil awareness in madden is going to 50
Make sure Sammy or jjettas don’t get injured we have this game in the bag
strouds have lost. The scriptwriter is done (if you know you know)
oh even better
Its only one game guys dont overreact
@woeful light that's fair
Vikings need to put backups in rn
that video is about to be GAS
👋🫱
mullens powell and chandler time, put in the backups
Did the announcers say they may bench stroud for the rest of this game?
BEARS FUMBLE LOL
No way we are getting cooked by Sam darnold
BEARS LMAO
Bears fumbled?
LMFAO
this is wake up call for the Texans coaching staff
the strouds are not happy with the script writer......
bears fumble lmao
his car is done lol
it would be a shame if he just took a vacation
Vikings put backups in💔
💀
our defense is nice bro
mullens time cmon
Lets go
someone watch out for their car
Fr bro please
the biggest issue is tunsil bro 💀
Rip all Texan fans
Packers win
tunsil threw that game
Rip browns
😔💔
I don't know how tunsil is a pro bowler
At least we’re bouncing back
Vikings please put in backups
It doesn't matter we win
it must be a weak position in the afc
yall need to work on the pass protection for CJ tho we definitely got to him today
Vikings put in backups vro
Don’t want our division to win regardless. Keep them as many games behind as possible
CAN I GET A SKOL CHANT CHAT
@plain breach true but that defense is elite
Fr
SKOL
why do I see so many comments asking if tunsil is under the influence of drugs 💀
Stroud demolished the "bes defense" remember 🤨
SKOL
SKOL
@grand storm if that's his excuse
SKOOOOOL
SKOL
SKOL
omg!!!!
it's going to be a long season for him
SKOL
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Me rn man
SKOL!
Put in backups if darnold gets injured im done
Stroud is also throwing 2 interceptions
SKOL
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running up the score huh
SkOLLLLLLLL
SKOL
How many has ur qb had last season
this better not bite them later in the season
NOOOOO
man Jefferson
Jefferson man
Jettas again
His finger is a problem
He’s having trouble with his finger
Will the thrill
well one wasn’t his fault it was a tip but yea
So now we’re comparing last season? Can’t your team focus on the now?
Jettas don't worry
put some padding in his glove
@candid rover watson?
MADE IT
My king.. 💔
of the post
we going to talk about watson?
LMAOOOO
YOOO
Will the thrill
LMAO
We can but we beat you in the playofs lst season lmao so dont switch up
the doink lmao
and it goes through
58 YARDER FROM THE ROOKIE
ass
jefferson sucks
Boom
doink!
Doink
@karmic sable he said the right now
What's going on Jefferson?
an actual kicker for our team?
58 yard fg for the lols
right now watson is terrible
Texans suck
Yes
Watson? Oh man 😂
It's 34-7
WOW
Very trash
FTP
WILL THE THRILL
WILL THE THRILL
3rd & 16 for the eagles
No one is switching up, we lost stuff happens
Just like today
hail mary to dell for fantasy points
@candid rover should have stuck with joe joe
How many wins does ur team have
Will looks like he’s 14 💀
I don't know why they wanted watson
1st and goal lol
Mannnnn
They def didnt perform good today, but this is a bad take
ball was a little far out that time
Real talk most of us don’t want Watson
this guy
Bro you’re losing to Sam Donald
60 YARDS
Welp, we’ve tried ggs then
what did i miss
You’re 0-2 😭😭
General Mills legacy drive
i took a nap
first one he dropped was his fault tho tried to body catch instead of hands catch
Dont come into other chats just to start arguments
@candid rover I just hope he doesn't start, cause now he's a colt
ginkle big play incoming
34-7 less than 5 mins
I don’t remember the last time I saw so much go right for a team in the way it has for the Vikings today 😆
Vikings got a field goal
You lost to that biscut dude
2-1 is not a bad start
and AR is really meh
oh dang
2-1
gm
is fine
FTP
Im just here to troll
gm
The Vikings d was just too much to overcome
vikings looking good this year
Texans fans get mad easily
2-1 is fine
davis mills 🔥
Incomplete
I've seen enough. Give us the Super Bowl ring
at least we're not 0-3
gm
Time to stat pad
I would say the same for you
stroud benched
Mahomes owns your team sadly man
collin’s is fast af not gonna lie lol
Good they benched stroud. Threw in Davis Mills
Sounds strange but the nfc north might actually be insane this season
Get crushed
@candid rover did not have the steelers winning it
Which is pretty childish. This is a community for all teams. Let people have fun
I stopped watching did they actually bench him
Real talk
“SKOL doink” 😂
eagles td
Yes, the have mills out
Mills season
i bet Diggs feels salty losing to us haha 😆
mills better than stroud?
Doink lol
To who?
Yes but for a good reason
they took him out cus they getting blown out
sam darnold owns the texans #skol
barkley
Texans can bounce back next week
@candid rover ACTUALLY now i'm redeemed for saying the should have started fields
he gonna be salty again week 5
not strange at all
Nope
I’ve seen enough
Might as well punt
Mills master class comeback
@candid rover there are steeler fans that wanted wilson to start
Barkely fantasy owners are cheering
This is a sentence I never thought I’d read
my friend is at the game, can’t wait to hear his reaction
we playing fraudgaurs next week we will be fine
???? The hell
but wilson is washed
Going for it
indeed
@candid rover that's what they were saying all pre season
so is my dad
saints need a comeback
of course those few don't actually watch ball
44 A dawg. People sleep on Josh
Wait they losing? No shot
Chat how's the defense doing I can't watch
"Just get inside of your DB, and CJ will hit you. I don’t know if Josh Allen would have, but C.J. will put that ball right on the number,"
I'm in central Illinois rn
eagles got a td
@deep oak they won
elite
and a 2 point
i agree
mills doing more the stroud
@deep oak also based anime viking fan
15-12 1 min left
15-12 carr has 1 minute with 1 to can he do it?
Can’t wait to hear Stephen A Reaction the bozo
Why is diggs in the games
mills setting up a scoring drive in the big 2024
He will still find a way to hate on the Vikings
Sacked
My god…. Saints were supposed to win it all
relax
Nice sack
I’ve never saw Cj stroud beat Mahomes 3 times is a row
@slow moon no he is a walking curse
Mills better than stroud
but him and the cowboys will never be lovers
I don't know how he's still at espn
Thankfully stroud been in the league for only one lmao
I can’t stand him bro
ight then i didn't see nothing
yea he’s kinda annoying
@slow moon also he probably cursed the bills or something
he needs to get some hair
@strong rover you may be the most slowest fan I’ve ever talked to 😭😭😭
lol 😂
darnold > prime brady
Steven A hates on every MN team
I just know he did last season
We never seen him go up against mahomes and idk if he face mahomes this year
listen strouds
EAGLES PICKED IT
we will learn from this
WOW
i don’t listen to his goofy ahh he’s a jets “truther”
GAME OVER
vikings playing closing time in the 4th quarter, life is great
Wildest rage bait
EAGLES WIN
mb its true
sadly you can beat him 3 years in a row but come up short, how depressing
chat is bro delusional? Y or N
great now the eagles get to talk about this game for two weeks
Yes
You haven’t been to a afc championship game
Until later today there’s only 5 teams who are still undefeated
Why did Carr throw that bruh 🤦
Team since 2002
It’s under reviews hold on
Youngest team in the league
@slow moon no
nah, im not delusional, juts a visionary
Darnold going on a linsanity run
@slow moon viking fans are not delusional
We have 0 rings and been around since 1960. We are due 💀
how’s that game going?!??
It’s under review did he get it?
they have faith and god on their side
I bet on the eagles and Vikings and falcons winnings let’s go
the norse gods that is
Eagles might’ve gotten a game winning pick
Ik im arguing against a delusional bengals fan
So who we watching next yall
Where’s Daniel jones?
where Allen
@warm walrus carr just ruined his mvp case
We’ve been around forever and have 0 rings
literally right now
Wheres Bryce Young 😡
Mayfield and Carr looked bad
😦
allen
That’s good
On the bench
Carr literally threw away his mvp
Why the texans got diggs in still
Biased Vikings vans are obviously gonna choose Darnold lol
He got bench
bad news
Ik it was a joke
@slow moon calm down
Singletary almost got a TD!?
Mills > stroud

Allen will be MVP candidate when he stops throwing so many picks
Ok
@slow moon we still need to see if he cuts the interceptions down
He gonna be a McDonald’s burger flipper after this season
Dont @ me
How many picks has he thrown this year? Right...
About that
0
Oh wow DJ Moore injured
@slow moon it's early
How many has he thrown since drafted
Stroud shoulda played like this
we have been watching allen for years
Facts
And how many touchdowns has he scored?
Mills dotting
SHOUDLVE thrown the rock
and by we I mean you and me
No one talks about that
@slow moon but how many ints did he have last season?
Vikings are back
Good point, still week 3 but Allen is a very accurate QB.
Bench stroud for 5 weeks
170TD but still 78 picks
Adios
I LOVE THE VIKINGS
@slow moon we have to assume that allen has a better season than mahomes
Peace ✌️
he will
Let’s go Vikings
🥁 🥁 SKOL
im so happy bro
SKOL 💜💛
@slow moon he better
Thanks for having me viks and texans time to prepare for my teams massacre 🤣
I honestly wanted this to be a good game
@slow moon just not against the texans please and thank you
Ima watch ravens vs Cowboys now
The most overrated player is also the most valuable player 🤔
Tough…
I hope ravens win
Definitely but we got it next week
Texans are trying to make it 14-34 right now
it's not over til it's over
INCOMPLETE
I hope they lose since I’m a bengals fan lol
who the texans got next week?
this game is over
@drifting river jags
Gg
Anyone but the cowboys, chiefs and eagles
and just like that have it's going to be a 34-7 victory
10-34?
@dim nymph ?
Gg
what happen?
Mills shoulda threw it to diggs for the tuddy
Hi
They went for it on 4th
Vikings are just really good
GG Texans fans Good Luck yall
Gg
@dim nymph what happen?
Dalton is starting I forgot 😳
we just chatting
Good Game, was a pleasure
Gg Texans
gg yall, vikings could take it all the way man, rooting for you all
@dim nymph we need a texans room
VIKINGS FINALLY GET A WIN ON THOSE CLASSIC JERSEYS LFG!!!
gg yall
SKOL! 💜💛
I don't know why we don't have team generals in here
throw it up
We do
LETS GOOOOOOOO
Nice game Vikings
Giants win
@dim nymph oh nice
GG
Just pinged you rn
dang
GG Vikings fans
GG
LETS GO VIKINGS CHANT
GG
skol!
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vikings bandwagon has left station
LET’S GOOO
LETS GOOOO
🛩️🛩️
Y'all destroyed the Texans, gg
Gg
Gg guy
Gg
Gg
Nice job boys Mr. Overrated is officially a better qb than lamar, burrow, and stroud
I'm happy you you got 3-0
Gg
Ggs Texans
We see a vikings win and now they put up the bears colts broadcast this is great
Guy*
Gg
Thank you
Np
good luck the rest of the season, need that darnold mvp season
I'm hopeful you get 4-0 vikings go get them
Ggs, we’ve tried our hardest but JJ popped off
Bro was making catches with those TD’s
Wish yall luck next week 🤝👋
love yall Vikings appreciate the talks
aw man, we lost. GGs vikings
See ya everyone ✌️
no hate, love from me 
I've come to make an announcement,
SAM DARNOLD MVP SZN!!!
Caleb 363 yards, 2 TDs, and 2 picks, nick mullens stat line
GG's man
Haha
You too and well done
Bye
C'ya everyone.
Remember to get some goats, mead and gold before the next game. Gotta keep Odin happy.
🤝
Let's pull out the receipts from vikings fans
we finally won with those jerseys
@night mirage How you feeling?
See yall next week o7
Not happy but are you happy
can’t wait to see the nfl put us at 17th on the power rankings
i wonder what the excuse is gonna be this week
Ecstatic
Ggs vikings fans that was very impressive
Gg 🫱
Are you going see cowboys
3-0! AND WHO COUNTED US OUT?!?
Stroud is better than that Vikings D good
Everyone 😭
One of the only 2 Vikings fans in this packed pub today and I feel god in here 👉
“We got CJ Stroud and diggs they have sam darnold we are better”
They did and I can’t wait to hear the excuse this week
With the way the offseason went for the Vikings it was easy to count you fellas out
Just sayin 🤷
My ESPN Fantasy team.
Guess who took the fall.
How did we lose the the Vikings
Vikings comp
and you lost to the Colts lol "Da Bears"
Swear man
That too with Anthony Richardson throwing 50%
Some of these Bears fans make it really difficult for me to like the Bears at all
I can’t believe we are actually 3-0
again gg
gg
Sam Darnold looks pretty good
vikings well make this up with us when they beat the colts and jags
We got your backs
and they will beat the colts and jags
Y'all def our favorite team in that division
Lions the big one
It’s home
then it's a W
goff better be ready for every sack
right it's the packers game on the road
that one might be an L
Indeed
Fr
Will say you probably won't go up against many defenses as good as ours, y'all will be fine
true
but we also have to play the cowboys
and if we lose that game
it's going to be toxic in here
viking fans are chill compared to cowboy fans
we can't lose that one
in fact viking fans are pretty much the third best fans
haha
GGs texans fans ❤️
I mean Vikings fans forced a 3rd and 19 singlehandedly
yeah they did
but even if they didn't I feel like tunsil would have done that anyways
He does that at home all the time
The Vikings defensive scheme just confuses the quarterback
"Your scheme is crazy" - Brock Purdy 9/15/2024
again if the dolphins just move flores to defensive coordinator and still sign mcdaniel
they might still be sort of good
but tua is still terrible
I mean they literally just got exposed by DK, 71 yard TD
imagine if they had flores running that defense
oh well
@frail crow also that's dk
he's going to get his
he's too big
I mean it was straight up defense breakdown, bro had no one within 5 yards
I don't know who their new defensive coordinator is
but clearly he's not very good
@frail crow also imagine if tua played
seahawks would have like 2 picks right about now
Lmao, Seahawks gonna massacre
that's what they do at home
Also wtf Brandon Aubrey, man's not human
those 12s will get you
Can't even say America, the whole world winning
I don't know
there might be more international fans then there are cowboy fans in Texas
Modern Texas is more of a Houston Texan fanbase now
Did the out of state fans basically make the in staters hate the team?
pretty much
also most Texans can't stand jerry jones
cal mcnair isn't perfect but he isn't trying to ruin the team
so we like him a bit more for that
also his wife is hot
Y'all making moves to get better, gonna be a force for the next 5 years minimum
LMAO, fr?
DAMN
She's like a superfan
also did anyone here see that cringy thing that jerry jones was doing?
I can't say it here cause of the filter
but it was weird
If you look up jerry jones on google
The d joke?
vikings defense is incredible
thanks 😊 they are doing well!
Diggs coming back incoming
he was a cancer
lol 😂
Yikes
Bro he ot coming back sorry my guy
😖😖😖