Week 3: Texans vs Vikings - Sunday, September 22

[arctic haven]

our cb room is nasty I could see atleast an int

[strong rover]

Same

[fiery cape]

real

[karmic osprey]

Man hope Darnold doesn’t throw into good coverage against Stingley like Caleb did

[storm badge]

CJ Stroud vs Sam Darnold - a surprisingly electric matchup

[karmic osprey]

Yup

[brisk chasm]

This game gonna be real close

Gotta give it to the strouds tho

[strong rover]

He has been safe so far other than that pick but tbh that was a great play by Fred Warner

[night mirage]

Is it going to be a great game

[vocal wasp]

And his first pick of the season wasn’t his fault

[torpid rover]

Viking

[strong rover]

Question for the Vikings fans,do you think if Sam darnold keeps playing this good we might keep him next year and let JJ sit next year like Aaron Rodgers

[karmic osprey]

Yes

Thats the way it should go

[strong rover]

I hope so

[merry ginkgo]

It's finally less than 24 hours to go

SKOL

[stoic meadow]

Hope this game is a shoot out man looks like its gonna be a great game

[stoic meadow]

I would hope so, you dont bench someone whos playing well

[strong rover]

Yes, and a lot of times it’s easier for a quarterback to sit a year or two and go to a team that’s talented then to just go out there the first year,there’s probably some quarterbacks that would be some of the best in the league if they didn’t get ruined so early

[stoic meadow]

Esp if its someone raw like mccarthy if i remember correctly?

[merry ginkgo]

It's going to more defence than offence in this one

[stoic meadow]

Ik thats what it seems like rn but really do hope both offenses go off

(I have stroud in fantasy)

[torpid rover]

The Vikings may never lose again

[dim nymph]

WE WILL WIN

[strong rover]

Yo

[hollow canyon]

vikings gonna win

[merry ginkgo]

We blitz

[strong rover]

Maybe to the falcons later on this season but that’s about it

[merry ginkgo]

Then we can't win the super bowl

[strong rover]

We play them in the regular season

[merry ginkgo]

Kirk curse

[strong rover]

If any of you guys can’t watch the game tomorrow let me know

[merry ginkgo]

I can

But I'll let you know if I can't in future weeks

[strong rover]

Skol!

[merry ginkgo]

Game day at long last

SKOL

[royal socket]

i didn't think vikings would look this good but for my friend #skol

(with sam darnold ik they have a great team)

[merry ginkgo]

Gracias Amigo

[royal socket]

how minnesota gets any qb to work is crazy thats a proper franchise

they just need that ring

most successful nfl franchise without a super bowl is so insane to me

[merry ginkgo]

Exactly

We have been there but just haven't got it

[karmic osprey]

Yeah it sucks

1998 was honestly our best shot and we blew it

[merry ginkgo]

Nah 70's were

[royal socket]

1998 kinda hilarious im ngl but

[karmic osprey]

Not really familiar with that

Ik we had Fran and a crazy defense

That’s about it

[merry ginkgo]

We were in two super bowls and haven't won

[royal socket]

vikings went to four in like six years in the 70s, probably should've won one but fran tarkenton is lowkey a choker

that being said one thing that doesn't get discussed in the super bowl enough is how they play it in controlled or warm climates, minnesota winters are an insane home field advantage

that gets neutralised in the super bowl

jj mccarthy being minnesota's best qb prospect ever is mindbending to think about

[royal socket]

someone said "he's just a more athletic kirk cousins" if kirk cousins was more athletic he would be best qb in the league talks

[stoic meadow]

I think the bills went like back to back to back n lost them all too que no?

[royal socket]

yeahh lol dw about that too much this is a vikings game chat ❤️

[stoic meadow]

Lmao you right ma fault

[karmic osprey]

Fran Tarkenton was our athletic Kirk a long time ago

[royal socket]

vikings i think will slow down sacks wise but their defence is legit, stroud is going to be under the pump in back to back weeks tbh

[karmic osprey]

He’s inspired so many players like Russell Wilson

[royal socket]

you're chilling

yeah fran tarkenton was ahead of his time but him rotting away in new jersey is tough

in his prime at least

at the same time he need to rein in his scrambling at times and not try to throw across the body especially in big playoff moments yk

but i mean thats the 1970s

[karmic osprey]

Yeah

[royal socket]

either way jj going down is so tough but sam darnold renaissance is sick to watch

stroud is obviously better but im not sure the texans are better than the vikings outside of him

[hollow smelt]

hsr enjoyer i see

[royal socket]

jingliu jefferson exactly.

[hollow smelt]

you sir are peak

[royal socket]

maybe texans are better with stroud? but vikings are better 2-53

and darnold has been good too

[strong iron]

Cam akers goin off this game?¿

[karmic osprey]

Potentially

[hollow smelt]

i hope we can do well without turner

and pace

[royal socket]

is turner out?? rip

[river ruin]

We have a solid defense but the offense is a bit shaky rn

[strong iron]

Man this is such a good match up.

[karmic osprey]

Still have Greenard and Ginkel

Pace is our biggest loss

[royal socket]

yeah nah texans are legit good throughout i just think the vikings were severely underrated heading into this season

[karmic osprey]

But it evens out because they dont have mixon

[royal socket]

kirk cousins not playing defence or o line or wr or te like the vikings have been improving everything else

[hollow smelt]

man we always that sneaky good team that can basically beat anyone if we play well

[river ruin]

I watched the highlights of last game with Sam Darnold and dude was popping off. I can see it being a close game honestly

[strong iron]

Our pass rush is good and getting to the qb is great but our pass coverage is a bit wobbly when going against decent qbs and wrs.

[royal socket]

i dont think mixon is that big of a loss tbh ik he's been good to start the year but at the end of the day if stroud is what people say he is he can win without him

[karmic osprey]

Helps that we have Cashman as our coverage linebacker

[royal socket]

i just dont even think vikings are sneaky like i think jefferson being injured last season really got into people's heads because he's so clearly this transcendent player to me that can just be a match winner on his own (he did it against my bills i saw it in real time)

jefferson is closer to rice and moss than hill and lamb are to him #beinghonest

[frail crow]

The sneaky part about the Vikings is really the defense, people underrate how good we are on that side of the ball

[royal socket]

for sure

[hollow smelt]

vaild take ngl

[royal socket]

"respectfully im not garrett wilson" he's just being honest!!!

jamarr chase and justin jefferson was such a forced conversation to me too but anyways

[karmic osprey]

Yeah like what was that question by the reporter

[royal socket]

him backing it up in that game too oml

thats aura

[karmic osprey]

Jefferhim

[royal socket]

rip automod got to them

[stoic meadow]

Damn i wanted to see that list 💔

[royal socket]

its weird because i think all undefeated teams are due for a wake up call but the texans seem like the only team that could actually give said undefeated team a wake up call

like my bills and saints have the jags and eagles but the texans are legitimately good idk

[river ruin]

In stroud we trust

[frail crow]

The talk around the Seahawksnot being fraudulent is the most annoying thing though, like you barely beat the Broncos and Patriots

[river ruin]

those teams are easy wut loll

[frail crow]

That too they boutta be 3-0 cause they play Skylar Thompson

I know, but people are like Seahawks are legit

[river ruin]

We'll see. They play against the Dolphins tomorrow but I forgot that Tua is done for

[frail crow]

We won't know till they play the Lions next week whether they fr or not

But as of rn, they def ain't

[river ruin]

Tua needs to retire asap. That injury looked insane

[karmic osprey]

Honestly nobody is legit yet

[merry ginkgo]

If you haven't heard already OLB Bo Richter and TE Robert Tonyan is getting called up to the active roster

[stoic meadow]

Facts dude i been tryna say this but we got too many delusional fans in the server

[royal socket]

my bills and saints are stay easy though ✌️

vikings second seed though #iseeit

[river ruin]

Cowboy fans

[frail crow]

Literally after Week 1

[royal socket]

tbh i still think the cowgirls are good the saints are just that much better to me

[frail crow]

Mandatorily have to hate the Saints, but loved them whooping the Cowboys

[royal socket]

reminder that dallas hasn't lost at home in the regular season since tom brady wen tthere yk

[royal socket]

i understand

[royal socket]

dallas is a very consistent team. they are the best team at home in the regular season. they have bad playoff runs. both things can be true

[river ruin]

Being in Texas, I hate seeing Cowboys fans everywhere

[royal socket]

and so if the saints went into dallas and blew them out it should stand to reason then that the saints are a lot better than people thought

[karmic osprey]

You’re right Bills the only legit team actually because they have Josh Allen

[royal socket]

i was going to say yeah the bills have the guy at qb but idk derek carr has had money launderers coaching him his whole career up until now

[strong rover]

why do vikings fans hate the saints?

[karmic osprey]

Bounty gate

[frail crow]

Bountygate

[strong rover]

?

[frail crow]

Those hits on Favre haven't been forgotten

[strong rover]

ohhhh yh

[royal socket]

🌚

[frail crow]

Plus they hate us after the Minneapolis Miracle, so it's mutual

[karmic osprey]

Kinda been leaving it in the past

Im cool with a lot of Saints fans in here

[merry ginkgo]

Well yeah but we are actually kind of Rivals against them a little

[frail crow]

Run into them in the playoffs too many times, it's weird lol

[merry ginkgo]

I know right I don't get it

[royal socket]

It’s Sunday Service 🙏

[merry ginkgo]

Good luck today buffalo

[frail crow]

Plus there's weird history with like Kamara dropping 6 TDs on us, we beat them in their first ever playoff game, double doink in London, etc.

[merry ginkgo]

Speaking of London we are playing the Jets there two weeks from now

[frail crow]

Gonna be an interesting game

[merry ginkgo]

Totally

Only one of us remains undefeated after today

[frail crow]

Thing is I've stopped looking more than a week ahead cause of how unlucky we have been due to injuries

[silent sonnet]

Justin Jefferson can’t be locked up. Vikings by a TD 20-27

[merry ginkgo]

Good call let's take it week by week

Also @silent sonnet good luck to your Eagles today

[silent sonnet]

thanks boss

[royal socket]

After the niners win the vikings should believe they are able to win any and every game it’s all about being able to execute and to not get unlucky yk

[merry ginkgo]

Not a problem

[merry ginkgo]

Exactly

[frail crow]

Last time I felt like that Kirk tore his achilles

[merry ginkgo]

That was last season

[frail crow]

After we beat the Niners no less

I know it was, but just forced to have 0 faith bad things won't happen

[merry ginkgo]

I hope history doesn't repeat itself then

[frail crow]

Been a fan of this franchise and MN sports for long enough to have a nagging pessimism

[merry ginkgo]

We don't want history to repeat itself

[limber heron]

Game day

[merry ginkgo]

SKOL game day at long last it feels like forever

[jaunty dune]

Texans gonna win by 40

[merry ginkgo]

You aren't trust

[jaunty dune]

We’re gonna win tho

[merry ginkgo]

You guys are over hyping yourselfs

[jaunty dune]

how?

[merry ginkgo]

You are being overconfident

It's just that simple

[jaunty dune]

How am I being overconfident

I need an example

[merry ginkgo]

You aren't winning by 40

[jaunty dune]

oh

yeah there’s something called sarcasm

[night mirage]

Yoooo it GAMR DAYYY😤😤

[merry ginkgo]

Yes sir

SKOL

[bronze lantern]

As of today I’m not coo wit no Vikings Fan. Until the game is over with Come in trap Takeover yo trap

[limber heron]

If the Vikings win this game can't wait to see the meltdown from Texans fans in here lol

[night mirage]

Don't jink it because texas came bet you guy

[fluid rover]

Omg it’s game day

I’m nervous

One team will no longer be undefeated 😳

[night mirage]

Don't say that men they well be undefeated

[night mirage]

Yes

[limber heron]

They did what now

[fluid rover]

Is that a worm

[night mirage]

I'm meant they can

[limber heron]

Hell yeah I'm a worm

[fluid rover]

Today Sam darnold regresses to the mean

😈

[limber heron]

And CJ won't have rushing support

[night mirage]

You what now

[limber heron]

He'll have to avoid edge rushers

[night mirage]

OK but we have back up rb

[limber heron]

Yeah that's how football works but he won't be as good

[night mirage]

The rb

[night mirage]

He well you nvk

[fluid rover]

stefon diggs revenge game

[strong rover]

I know both teams have only played twice but vikings have had a more impressive season + they're at home

Texans are good but vikings offense is tight

[tidal flax]

Referee for Texans at Vikings

• Shawn Hochuli

[karmic osprey]

Yooo

[violet ginkgo]

Come on Texans

Lock in

[grand storm]

hello Viking nerds

we are gonna swarm all over yall

[karmic osprey]

Skol

[bronze lantern]

Swarm

[vocal wasp]

SKOL!

[bronze lantern]

SWARM!

[little crystal]

Spoiler alert, texans win by a million

[limber heron]

Skol!!!

I'm at game

[night mirage]

Www

[severe vigil]

Let’s get it Texans

[limber heron]

Can't wait for a W

[wary arch]

not gonna happen

[karmic osprey]

Almost time

[hollow smelt]

Damn I woke up just in time

[tidal schooner]

Game time almost here y’all, good luck to both teams

[karmic osprey]

Good luck everyone

[slow moon]

love seeing the kindness, let's hope this stays the most civil game chat\

jeez I just logged in on my old laptop and this keyboard is atrocious

[night mirage]

You too

[tidal schooner]

Hopefully your bills stay healthy against the Jags

[light phoenix]

best of luck yall, gonna be a slapper

[slow moon]

❤️ I hope so man, last time was rough... lots of injuries

[tidal schooner]

We don’t have Joe Mixon or Dameon Pierce, so I’m worried about our run game today. Overall these games this season have been close

[ember flume]

should be a good game! looking forward to it!

[cosmic eagle]

Skol

[thorny sail]

Yabba dabba doo

[violet ginkgo]

This chat will be hilarious

In about 3 hours

[thorny sail]

Hey buddy

[merry ginkgo]

Maybe

[thorny sail]

Go to your own chat

[warm walrus]

JJ Watt chose us to win

we’re so back

[warped ermine]

Sup

[violet ginkgo]

My game doesn’t start until 4

Im in here

[grand storm]

Texans offense hasn’t fully clicked yet. They’ll need it this game

[floral pelican]

The betrayal

[merry ginkgo]

Of course

[little crystal]

You're in the right place. It's either this game or the Philly saints game that's the best games for this time

[violet ginkgo]

Besides this the only good game on rn

[tidal schooner]

Worried about run game, but I’m not afraid about passing either

[river ruin]

He said vikings are his pick but He still thinks Texans will win LOL

[violet ginkgo]

Exactly

[slow moon]

vikings taking it

[knotty oxide]

finding nicooooo

[river ruin]

We'll see

[violet ginkgo]

Either very high scoring or very low scoring

[night mirage]

Texas get a wwwww

[gritty jacinth]

i’m back, let’s gooooo

[little crystal]

Texans by a million. I seen it

[warm walrus]

I imagined this game playing out like the raiders vs vikings game last year

[fluid rover]

ladies and gentlemen boys and girls

[tidal schooner]

Let’s go gang !! Game time is starting !!

[fluid rover]

houston texans vs minnesota vikings

[night mirage]

Lol I remember if they have even score like they only score three

[fluid rover]

lets have a game!

[slow moon]

yes

[night mirage]

They*

[little crystal]

Let the trash talking begin!

[night mirage]

Haven't*

[supple seal]

Let's go!! Hopefully this will be a great game 🙏

[slow moon]

respectfully please 😭 don't give me too much work

[river ruin]

I only trash talk after games

[little crystal]

Lol of course 😂

[tidal schooner]

When I heard the official NFL had a discord, I already know it’s gonna be crazy 😭

[warm walrus]

I don’t trash talk, I prove the haters wrong

[night mirage]

Nah we're going talk crazy

[thorny sail]

Bros playing in the game

[little crystal]

Smart smart. Don't want another repeat of us up 24-0 on the chiefs 😭

[merry ginkgo]

SKOL

[river ruin]

We gotta stay humble bro 😭

[slow moon]

I feel like this chat will stay the most civil, lets see

[tidal schooner]

Save the trash talking after the game is over 😭

[tidal schooner]

Hope so

[night mirage]

Fr fr let keep This hype

Game start

[floral pelican]

Bro kicked off too soon lol

[night mirage]

I'll see you guy when the game is over

[violet ginkgo]

OMG 70 yard td to DIGGS

[slow moon]

rooting for the vikings just because of diggs 💀

[karmic osprey]

Holding

[merry ginkgo]

Lmao perfect start

[drifting river]

we love a holding pen on play 1

[merry ginkgo]

PICKED

[little crystal]

😭😭😭

[river ruin]

INT already nooo

[grand storm]

Texans get so many flags it’s crazy

[floral pelican]

Bro the announcers had to talk about how he hadn't thrown any picks

[obtuse yoke]

SKOL

[karmic osprey]

YEA

[buoyant matrix]

int already??? 💔💔

[slow moon]

crazy start jeez

[obtuse yoke]

YES

LETS GO

[fluid rover]

fml

[karmic osprey]

CGH is back

[little crystal]

Pain

[tidal schooner]

Already an interception 😭

[violet ginkgo]

Nah

[tidal schooner]

C’mon stroud

[violet ginkgo]

Lmaooooooooooo

[merry ginkgo]

Lmao get picked

[night mirage]

Bro why cj

[warm walrus]

get picked lol

[little crystal]

Fluke int. Only one from stroud for today....I hope..

[lean thorn]

They were just talking about how stroud has the longest active streak without a pick. They jinxed him so hard 🤣

[robust spade]

Looool 😭

[warm walrus]

don’t celly too early

[obtuse yoke]

That's unfortunate

[potent kindle]

The Vikings are frauds

[violet ginkgo]

Yo where does dalvin cook play now Vikings fans

[light phoenix]

the curse lives on

[karmic osprey]

Jefferhim

[lean thorn]

Dallas

[obtuse yoke]

Announcers love to ruin things like that lol

[merry ginkgo]

Moving the Chains

[tidal schooner]

Fr !! 😭

[karmic osprey]

Cowboys he gets no action 😭

[river ruin]

I blame the announcers

[violet ginkgo]

Dang

[astral pilot]

x

[night mirage]

Brooo

[robust spade]

Dime

[karmic osprey]

PHEW

PHEW

dude

Sam

Chill

[little crystal]

Bruuuuhhh. That was almost a fumble 😭

[warm walrus]

cowboys

[floral pelican]

Damn lol

[robust spade]

Samuel Richard Darnold my goat

[fluid rover]

LOL

LOL

[robust spade]

Wtf

[violet ginkgo]

LMAO

bro

[valid parcel]

SAM DARNOLD

[night mirage]

It wasn't fumble

[robust spade]

Oh my god

[night mirage]

Was*

[robust spade]

Thank god

[karmic osprey]

Already had one heart attack so far yall

[lean thorn]

Incomplete pass

[robust spade]

😭😭😭

[little crystal]

Just gotta hold yall to a field goal please 🙏

[valid parcel]

That is not the shot valentine

[rapid kite]

WAT IS DARNOLD DOIN

[grand storm]

That’s a bs rule

[violet ginkgo]

Mickey mouse ahh game

[warm walrus]

wdym what is darnold doing

[late needle]

giants allowed a Td already 😭

[little crystal]

You surprised?

[late needle]

kinda

[floral pelican]

Jefferson

[little crystal]

Dang....rip

[warm walrus]

that pass looked a little mahomy

[merry ginkgo]

JJ TD

[slow moon]

JJ touchdown les gooo

[karmic osprey]

Jefferson

[late needle]

took browns like 15 seconds to score

[strong rover]

THAT'S WHY DARNOLDS RHE GOAT

[merry ginkgo]

I'm saying we are winning this

[tidal schooner]

All for a field goal hold 😭

[little crystal]

Wrong!

Cj about to go off now

[violet ginkgo]

Jj need to go to the lions

[merry ginkgo]

I know it's one possession each

[warm walrus]

skol vikings let’s win the game

[wary arch]

can we lock in

[tidal schooner]

Bro is on a contract, I don’t think he’s going to the lions

[violet ginkgo]

Bro what

[strong rover]

I'm afraid Darnold is more locked in

[river fox]

Vikings the best team in the NFC 😭

[wary arch]

why is stingley not playing man on jefferson

[abstract dome]

JJ BABY

[karmic osprey]

Fella

[violet ginkgo]

Niners fans be moving different

[slow moon]

i'm going to pretend i didn't see that but i have to ban you if you say this again

[buoyant matrix]

i’m kidding 💀

[pseudo cypress]

Y'all some 3heads

[vast mantle]

all good but why tf is stingley not shadowing jettas

[wary arch]

dawg he almost levised the ball

[wary arch]

what he say

[little crystal]

Lol

[slow moon]

dw abt it

[violet ginkgo]

I need the rams to win now because wtf

[warm walrus]

this is the super bowl preview

[limber heron]

Common vikings W

[inner gazelle]

word

[obtuse yoke]

Realll

[wary arch]

cj been getting a lot of passes tipped this season bruh

[azure hearth]

Fr

[severe vigil]

It’s all good

[gray spoke]

So a loss?

[little crystal]

Jjettas chain blinding me

[tidal schooner]

Vikings be beating our asses for the past years. We gotta end this 😭

[harsh dragon]

VIKINGS TO THE SUPER BOWLL

[violet ginkgo]

Man why is sam darnold playing like a good qb

[merry ginkgo]

Time to get an early stop again

[wary arch]

LMAO fr

icy ash

[zinc bison]

sup

[wary arch]

sup

[oblique tangle]

yo

yo

yo

[slow moon]

chill

[fervent aspen]

man I wish I was watching this game. Instead I got Chargers Steelers

[strong rover]

Cope vikings are insane

[zinc bison]

JEts legend sam darnold

[oblique tangle]

sammy slingshots is him

[vocal wasp]

The new kickoff rule was meant to make people try and returning… most the games this year that had not happened

[little crystal]

That's tough. Is Herbert even playing?

[violet ginkgo]

Pass it to diggs

[vocal wasp]

Diggs is a mix of WR2/3

[wary arch]

tank dell need to get open bro he forgot how to play football this season

[fervent aspen]

yeah. But out of the 2 3-0 games, I'd rather not watch poverty steelers

[untold mortar]

announcers saying stroud threw 200+ consecutive passes after his last interception

announcer cursed stroud

[violet ginkgo]

Thats fine i just want him to get the ball

[little crystal]

Diggs!

[untold mortar]

he throws a pick

[karmic osprey]

1st down

Figgs

Diggs

Lol

[vocal wasp]

Wait I just realized the Vikings were strouds first interception

[river ruin]

Texans first down

[violet ginkgo]

I might just be the texans good luck

[little crystal]

Ty!

[floral pelican]

Okie we are moving now

Keep it going

[karmic osprey]

Diggs already feasting 😭

[slow moon]

dang diggs remembered how to catch a football?!

[little crystal]

Cj locked in now. Incoming big play

[karmic osprey]

Gilmore is an old man

[wild summit]

Back from Church!

[slow moon]

how was church

[floral pelican]

TUNSIL I STG

[karmic osprey]

Big Tunsil

[wild summit]

Good, had to rush back home

[little crystal]

Laremy tunsil like clockwork with them false starts

[merry ginkgo]

False Start

Offence

[little crystal]

Bruuuuuh

[buoyant matrix]

bruhhhh

[merry ginkgo]

I TOLD YOU

[wild summit]

Bruuuuhhh

[grand storm]

Texans might get the most flags in the league this year

[slow moon]

broooo

[tidal schooner]

Always the lineman on Texans

[karmic osprey]

How was that not caught

[merry ginkgo]

We are winning this game

[karmic osprey]

Lmao

[river ruin]

[dim nymph]

What’re we doing 🤦🏽‍♂️

[karmic osprey]

CGH is actually crazy

What a player

[wild summit]

That looks incomplete

[little crystal]

This is a nightmare

[wild summit]

Just a bit

[azure hearth]

Holy moly

[merry ginkgo]

Our Defence is too OP

[robust spade]

Wow

[violet ginkgo]

Bro

[warm walrus]

gilmore is my hero

[violet ginkgo]

Yeahhhhh

[robust spade]

My goodness

[strong rover]

What a name

[violet ginkgo]

Im outta here lmqo

[warm walrus]

I can’t believe we signed him

[little crystal]

Not a catch. He didn't have full control...I hope 😭

[zinc bison]

NOOOO

[robust spade]

Real

[velvet dirge]

Please be a fumble

[kindred marsh]

OUR DEFENSE IS INSANE

[robust spade]

Fumbler

[untold mortar]

issa fumble cmon

[tough timber]

Goddamn it

[robust spade]

Fumble

[wild summit]

Please be incomplete

[robust spade]

Thassa fumble

[warm walrus]

best defense in the league

[real ledge]

he caught that

[untold mortar]

ong

[dim cedar]

Might be incomplete damn

[little crystal]

Incomplete

[devout harness]

he caught that

[wary arch]

where is nico and tank bro

[night mirage]

Fr

[karmic osprey]

Itsaaaaaaa fumbleeeeeeeee

[zinc bison]

i thought he made a football move

[true moss]

I don’t think he had it

[weak parcel]

Vikings defense is gonna carry my fantasy today

[undone cedar]

Minnesota's looking pretty nice rn. Definitely incomplete tho

[untold mortar]

he did

[wild summit]

He didn’t have it in possession please

[untold mortar]

he made a football move

[night mirage]

It better be nonfumble, because that is not a fumble

[wary arch]

they gonna call it a fumble

[deft vector]

who winning

[weak parcel]

I’m up against the guy who takes fantasy super serious if I win mannn

[wary arch]

nico and dell not getting open anyway though

[little crystal]

Leave! 😂

[zinc bison]

vikings winning rn

[pastel rover]

Should've taken vikings defense in fantasy tragically 😭

[deft vector]

No! 😂

[abstract dome]

If that’s not a fumble the whole world is crooked

[thorny sail]

Thats was 100% a fumble💔

[night mirage]

No they won't

[wild summit]

Yesssss

[true moss]

Incomplete

[thorny sail]

They overturned it

[wary arch]

thank god

[merry ginkgo]

No

[lament barn]

sum bs

[untold mortar]

what

[wild summit]

Incomplete

[robust spade]

Bruh

[untold mortar]

be

[devout harness]

should be a fumble lets see if the world is fair

[river fox]

That’s bs

[hollow smelt]

ima cry man

[mellow gale]

Yo CJ need help

[merry ginkgo]

Unbelievable

[wild summit]

Yesssss let’s gooo

[kindred marsh]

god damnit

[thorny sail]

It was 100% a fumble

[night mirage]

Yeeeeees

[robust spade]

That’s a fumble

[karmic osprey]

He didn’t make a football move

Dang

[river ruin]

less goo

[robust spade]

Brooo

[wary arch]

my game is delayed

[slow moon]

L decision

[thorny sail]

Bro was starting to turn

[untold mortar]

he did

[kindred marsh]

taxans got lucky

[abstract dome]

That’s was a fumble bro

[merry ginkgo]

That's a fumble

[wild summit]

He didn’t have full possession

[little crystal]

Yes!

[pastel rover]

L refs

[tidal schooner]

Incomplete pass let’s go

[untold mortar]

my game got 100 ads

[velvet dirge]

😦

[undone cedar]

It's a close call it could've gone any way

[wary arch]

im still on commercial break bruh

[robust spade]

That is a fumble

[night mirage]

Ahhh

[untold mortar]

lol

[night mirage]

We get that chance a ba

Ball*

[thorny sail]

Cmon bro

Thats a catch

[lament barn]

still on commercial

wth

[river fox]

That football was moving a bit when he was catching it I guess idk

[pastel rover]

Holy bail out

[strong rover]

That’s a fumble

[robust spade]

🤦

[zinc bison]

man that's a close call

[pastel rover]

Bunch of baloney

[merry ginkgo]

Exactly

[azure hearth]

Damn

[warm walrus]

refs make every game we play close

they don’t want us to get a blowout win

[robust spade]

Real

[karmic osprey]

Thats a close call guys

[merry ginkgo]

Short

[devout harness]

sorry viking bros that was robbed from yall

[zinc bison]

bang bang play

[undone cedar]

Reasonable call there

[lament barn]

womp womp

[strong rover]

The refs are taking this from a 21 point Vikings win to a 17 point Vikings win

[true moss]

Going for it

[merry ginkgo]

Going for it

[little crystal]

O we going for it! Let's gooiii

[true moss]

Rip

[oblique tangle]

bro started tucking the ball

[slow moon]

they should

[little crystal]

Yes!

[robust spade]

No way

[karmic osprey]

Damn they actually got it

[wild summit]

1st down

[zinc bison]

Robert Woods has been in the league for twelve years?

[wild summit]

Lest goooo

[merry ginkgo]

It's fine

[robust spade]

😔

[zinc bison]

that's crazy lol

[wary arch]

go for it

[wild summit]

We need our WRs to show up

[true moss]

dang

[tidal schooner]

Going for it was risky

Holy hell Stroud

[wild summit]

Akers showing up

[little crystal]

Cam with his signature move! Yall done for!

[grand storm]

Texans kicker could make these ngl

[dim nymph]

Beautiful

[wild summit]

Stroud has trust in his offense

[merry ginkgo]

The worst possible scenario is them tying the game

[robust spade]

Brooo get him 😭

[true moss]

there we go

[wild summit]

Dang it

[misty meteor]

Omg

[thorny sail]

The one issue with the vikings

[merry ginkgo]

NOM

[dim nymph]

bro got lil bro

[wild summit]

Greenard not u

[thorny sail]

They dont know how to tackle lmao

[merry ginkgo]

That was delicious

[little crystal]

Of course our guy got to us

[karmic osprey]

Greenard

[robust spade]

Hell yeah

[merry ginkgo]

Thanks for the Sack

[karmic osprey]

Keep putting a tight end on him please

[wild summit]

Ughhhh

[merry ginkgo]

Incomplete

[river ruin]

Vikings defense is crazyyy

[robust spade]

Pancakes for the sack

[warm walrus]

21st century purple people eaters

[wild summit]

Easy FG by Ka’imi

[river ruin]

[wild summit]

Purple Incarnation

[robust spade]

Only field goal we chilling

[true moss]

MISSED

[inner gazelle]

greenard you are so handosme

[wild summit]

No goood!?!!

[slow moon]

NO WAY

[robust spade]

No way

[wild summit]

Bruv

[robust spade]

LOLLL

[untold mortar]

greenard my edge rusher goat

[true moss]

NO GOOD

[slow moon]

brutal

[merry ginkgo]

NO good!!!

[robust spade]

NO GOOD LOL

[lean thorn]

LMAOOOO

[merry ginkgo]

Lmao

[wild summit]

Grossi got another Viking hater

[real ledge]

lfg

[sand musk]

knew it

[violet ginkgo]

Man

[robust spade]

“One of the best kickers in the game so far”

LOK

[karmic osprey]

What is the announcer talking about kickers are usually money in our stadium

[strong rover]

Weak ahhhh kick

[robust spade]

Jinxed him

[violet ginkgo]

Texans might just be butt

[devout harness]

ouchie

[grand storm]

Bro has been the best kicker in the league then misses this. This game is wack

[merry ginkgo]

Make it 14-0 in a matter of moments

[wild summit]

Your fans are nuts

[tidal schooner]

Texans hella struggling

[true moss]

Fr

[sand musk]

Think it’s the overall pressure e

[velvet dirge]

let's gooooooo

[robust spade]

That was easy money how’d he miss

[violet ginkgo]

And viks get the ball after half

Yeahhhhhh

[floral pelican]

I tried to swear when Tunsil false started and got muted for 10 minutes 💀

[strong rover]

LMAAAAOOOOO

[inner gazelle]

😭😭

[kindred marsh]

defense be cooking

[undone cedar]

Bro the sam darnold era goes crazy

[wild summit]

I wanna cry every time he does

[sand musk]

Darnold is out case Keemun this year

[tidal schooner]

It’s always our lineman dude, we get false starts because of them

[wary arch]

let the texans defense cook

[strong rover]

@wary arch thoughts on that kick?

[wary arch]

our lineman are terrible

[wary arch]

don’t speak too soon

[floral pelican]

Anyways Fairbairn tanking my hopes in real life and fantasy

[robust spade]

Samuel Richard Darnold please give us 6

[wild summit]

Defense better step up hard

[dim nymph]

Right

[strong rover]

All that call did was help my Sam darnold passing yards bet

[warm walrus]

we got the defense of 2017 with the offense of 2022

[merry ginkgo]

Yes

[oblique tangle]

all we needed was sammy slingshots

[tidal schooner]

Our defense gotta lock in just like what they did to the Bears

[strong rover]

Just admit your team is butt

[strong rover]

😂😂😂

One of the weakest kicks I ever seen

[robust spade]

😭

[true moss]

W

[merry ginkgo]

Lmao

[dim nymph]

cooked already holy

[inner gazelle]

when mccarthy is back this team winning 8 superbowls in a row

[wild summit]

😭

[merry ginkgo]

28 yard pick up

[wary arch]

why are you so obsessed with this game you’re a lions fan all you’ve been doing is meatriding the vikings passed 2 days crazy

[strong rover]

We aren’t the bears or colts

[wild summit]

Who’s to say he’s good

[true moss]

Keep doing that

[real ledge]

my goat sam darnold aint caleb williams

[strong rover]

Because I like multiple teams buddy ♥️ peace and love

[violet ginkgo]

😂

[tidal schooner]

Never compared the two QB

[robust spade]

Justin Jamal Jefferson wide open

[oblique tangle]

Mccarthyism is the USA once again

[robust spade]

My goat 👅

[merry ginkgo]

First down

Moving the chains again

[karmic osprey]

Feed jefferhim

[violet ginkgo]

The vikings are looking good bro what the hell

[robust spade]

Yessir jjettas

🛩️

[slate grotto]

its better for us to lose than going undefeated then losing in the sb

ngl

[slow moon]

What’s going on with the Steelers wth

[kindred marsh]

wrong chat buddy

[robust spade]

Are they still scoreless?

[slate grotto]

frl 😭

[strong rover]

Lol bro thought his team is making the sb because they beat the bears and colts 💀💀💀

[slate grotto]

uh oh lions fan in here

[true moss]

THERE IT IS

TD

[merry ginkgo]

14-0

[robust spade]

Boom

[merry ginkgo]

We are cooking sheesh

[robust spade]

Let’s go

[violet ginkgo]

Yall not every lions fan is like this im sorry

[true moss]

Vikings are cooking so far

[slow moon]

Are the Vikings GOOD????

[robust spade]

Aaron Jones my goat 👅👅

[real ledge]

i love aaron jones

[slate grotto]

icic

[visual prawn]

You back?

[merry ginkgo]

No one yard fumble this time around

[strong rover]

We destroyed the vikings twice last season y'all going 14-0 Q1 💀

[slow moon]

On mobile but I should be fine, ty

[limber heron]

Get cooked

[kindred marsh]

taxens defense cooking alright

[dim cedar]

Vikings please go back to not being good, this is scary

[wild summit]

Minnesota Miracle bout to make an appearance for us

[river ruin]

Wack

[undone cedar]

Sammy dimes is elite bro

[robust spade]

Aaron Jones showed up in drip

[misty meteor]

Lions fan ego 💔

[strong rover]

No disrespect to my vikings btw ♥️

[visual prawn]

Aight lol ima just lurk around kn my phone

[little crystal]

Only 1st quarter. Still alot of game left

[true moss]

True

[weak parcel]

Pub has the audacity to have the eagles on in 3 screens no Vikings on in any screen

[inner gazelle]

jj is top 1 cutest nfl player

[untold mortar]

real

[sand musk]

The nick mullens Super Bowl

[slow moon]

Chat do I tell my girl I’m a Discord mod for the NFL

[warm walrus]

hello, we’re back department?

[robust spade]

Real

[thin swallow]

texans are frauds

[violet ginkgo]

Darnold looking like Prime Brady

[true moss]

💀

[untold mortar]

thats not ridiculous to say

[misty meteor]

Tell her your serving

[wild summit]

Our WRs gotta show up

[latent kindle]

lmao

[limber heron]

Can she leave?

[strong rover]

oh my days

[violet galleon]

im sorry texans

[violet ginkgo]

Nah yall o line

[violet galleon]

i took the over on you guys

[oblique tangle]

justin jefferson for president

[strong rover]

14-0

[limber heron]

I'm not

[abstract dome]

Refs can’t stop us

[night mirage]

Bro can texas win pleaseeeee

[little crystal]

Our everything gotta show up. No reason jj should be this open all game

[untold mortar]

its only the first quarter cant assume too early

[merry ginkgo]

True

[latent kindle]

cannot believe the mvp race is down to sam darnold, derek carr and josh allen

i woulda called u nuts

[strong rover]

Darnold VP

[merry ginkgo]

But it's promising

[devout harness]

thats like the best case scenario for being a mod

[robust spade]

We’re looking good rn

[untold mortar]

but darnold looking real good

[violet ginkgo]

Mahomes playing bad this year?

[untold mortar]

gilmore too

[merry ginkgo]

Time to get another stop

[untold mortar]

greenard

[wild summit]

We gotta stay in a win mindset

[robust spade]

Sam Darnold vs Derek Carr vs Baker Mayfield MVP run

[untold mortar]

i love greenard

[latent kindle]

it’s the resurgence of the 2018 qbs

[wild summit]

SWARM! 🤘🏼🔥

[oblique tangle]

Derek Carr is batman

[misty meteor]

Kyler murray 💯

[latent kindle]

i knew it’d happen one day

[limber heron]

KOC cooking today

[untold mortar]

hes got weapons

he sure is using them

[untold mortar]

perfectly too

[devout harness]

2018 cooking with flamethrowers rn

[merry ginkgo]

Time for another stop

[warm walrus]

how are the broncos up 14 against the buccaneers

[robust spade]

Time for some lockdowns

[violet ginkgo]

Texans please

[slow moon]

What????

[strong rover]

I heard they got Stefon diggs what is that to me

[true moss]

☠️

[merry ginkgo]

I don't know

[true moss]

That’s crazy

[merry ginkgo]

Incomplete

[misty meteor]

Baker masterclass

And i had bucs winning aswell 💔

[untold mortar]

my game is tryna catch up

[merry ginkgo]

3rd and 7

3 and out here boys

[robust spade]

We got that

[wild summit]

Good for the broncos

And Bo

[violet ginkgo]

Dang u at the game or something 😂

[strong rover]

DOT

FLAG

[true moss]

flag

[strong rover]

ON THE OFFENSE

[true moss]

OH

[merry ginkgo]

Lmao

[latent kindle]

im not watching that game why are the buccs suddenly buns

[wild summit]

Bruhhhhhh

[robust spade]

Lmao

[true moss]

that’s gotta hurt

[real ledge]

pls be holding

[slow moon]

Bro what are the Texans DOING

[real ledge]

nvm we good

[strong rover]

Tunsil smh

[merry ginkgo]

No I'm watching it FTA

[pliant cave]

this game could not be going any worse for the texans rn lmaoo

[wild summit]

LT better stop or Fisher going in

[latent kindle]

dare i call it the diggs curse

[river ruin]

Slackin

[devout harness]

tunsil double choke

[strong rover]

STOPPED

how did the vikes player get in there so fast lmao

[merry ginkgo]

GET DOWN

[wary arch]

trade tunsil bro hes a good pass blocker but he has no iq

[true moss]

Nice stop

[merry ginkgo]

Punt the ball

[robust spade]

Boom

[strong rover]

im sorry what

[robust spade]

✋🛑

[tropic seal]

Texans no longer gonna be on their winning streak

[real ledge]

brian flores my lord and savior

[merry ginkgo]

It'll be 21-0 soon enough

[latent kindle]

dude. they are BUNS right now

[strong rover]

Trade Tunsil???

[wary arch]

yes

[strong rover]

do you want stroud to get packed

[devout harness]

tunsil is an elite passer

[inner gazelle]

this is beautiful🥹

[strong rover]

Tunsil is the best lineman on that team lol

[zinc bison]

real

[wary arch]

tunsil has costed the team too many points because of false starts

[latent kindle]

…either the vikings are really damn good or the bills are starting 5-0

[untold mortar]

mhm

[strong rover]

right but no one's as good of a pass blocker as he is

franchise blindside tackle

[untold mortar]

stroud gon lose his neck running like that

[wary arch]

idc if you’re the best lineman ever you’re no help to the team with all the penalties you commit

[strong rover]

fun trading him but are u gonna start Blake Fisher

lol

[abstract dome]

I changed my profile picture can I get some thoughts

[strong rover]

Stroud's in a body cast by week 4

[grave olive]

What the hell is going on with this game 😭

[little crystal]

Exactly. Two drives killed from him

[wary arch]

sure you can be good at blocking but if you false start every drive then id gladly take that tradeoff

[slow moon]

Texans forgot how to play football

[real ledge]

i fw it heavy

[abstract dome]

Nah just Brian Flores took tua comments personally

[latent kindle]

it’s the curse of the afc south. the titans blew the division in 22 to the jags. the jags blew the division in 23 to the Texans. ur turn now ig

[slow moon]

My laptop has been updating for 10 minutes what the heck

[strong rover]

@arctic haven Texans blowout right😂😂😂

[wary arch]

the o line has hurt the team more than has helped

[wild summit]

Vikings are legit, and I don’t like it

[merry ginkgo]

Blocked Punt?

[thorny sail]

Its the 2nd quarter relax dawg

[untold mortar]

better get used to it

[wild summit]

Don’t

[robust spade]

No way ??

[true moss]

flags

[merry ginkgo]

Not this time

[wild summit]

Flag on punt

[abstract dome]

It’s not that the Texans are bad it’s the Vikings are good

[strong rover]

I tried to tell you guys the Texans had no chance

[wild summit]

Roughing the punter

[robust spade]

What’s the flag

[karmic osprey]

Did we just rough the punter

[wild summit]

Or something

[untold mortar]

oh great

[robust spade]

No wayyy

[thorny sail]

Texans bailout again i cant believe my eyes

[karmic osprey]

That was friendly fire

[real ledge]

thats some bs

[robust spade]

Refs feel bad for Texans

[true moss]

declined

[latent kindle]

i would love a vikings win but can darnold throw like three interceptions rq i need my pookie allen to win mvp 🙏

[untold mortar]

pity

[merry ginkgo]

Penalty Declined funny enough

[robust spade]

Loool 😭

[karmic osprey]

It was a 5 yard penalty i think they dont need that

[wild summit]

Pick 6 would be glorious

Vikings would lose momentum

And we gain

[true moss]

oof

[wild summit]

Almost a pick

[true moss]

went deep but incomplete

[merry ginkgo]

3rd and 9

[wild summit]

We needed that

[robust spade]

Ouch

[wild summit]

But pls stop em D

[robust spade]

Watch jettas dig

[true moss]

GOT IT

[strong rover]

FIRST DOWN

[true moss]

oh

flag

[robust spade]

Bro

[true moss]

bruh

[robust spade]

Are you kidding

[wild summit]

Flag 💪🏼

[strong rover]

yeah im done watching this titans game

Flag on O

[real ledge]

justin jefferson for president

[true moss]

rip

[merry ginkgo]

It's fine

[violet ginkgo]

Why the bad teams cooking this week

[karmic osprey]

No discipline

Lol

[violet ginkgo]

Not yall vikings

[wild summit]

Vikings ain’t bad

[devout harness]

bad teams cooking this season

[untold mortar]

they had enough

[merry ginkgo]

We'll just get another doen

[wild summit]

They are pretty good

[violet ginkgo]

Im not talking about them

[strong rover]

another flag

[true moss]

BRO

[violet ginkgo]

The broncos

[merry ginkgo]

Penalty

[wild summit]

Yessssss

[true moss]

;-;

[robust spade]

💀

[karmic osprey]

Yeah just punt

[strong rover]

flip it jefferson down there somewhere

[true moss]

dawg

[merry ginkgo]

Oh dear lord

[karmic osprey]

This drive over

[true moss]

☠️

[merry ginkgo]

3rd and 19

[wild summit]

Losing momentum

[true moss]

3rd and 19 is crazy

[robust spade]

Jjettas post route

[strong rover]

lol

[robust spade]

Remember the 3rd & 26

[true moss]

what was that

[strong rover]

FLAG

[thorny sail]

Texans needing the refs i cant believe it

[true moss]

bro

[merry ginkgo]

Flag again

[karmic osprey]

GROUNDING

[true moss]

ANOTHER FLAG

[strong rover]

Grounding lmfao

[robust spade]

Bro??

[strong rover]

oh no nvm

[true moss]

bro