Week 3: Chiefs vs Falcons - Sunday, September 22

[sacred latch]

no need to spoil the nfc championship game script

[fossil minnow]

Betting my entire house on it

[sonic bay]

You watch zero ball Carr is the next Tom Brady

[ionic wraith]

[teal drift]

we went from Matt Ryan and Drew Brees to Kirk Cousins and Derrik Carr 💔

[brave dew]

lmaooooooo

[cunning gyro]

Pinned you bro

[teal drift]

Why did bro pin that 😭

[sonic bay]

These polls are a mistake

[thin cypress]

🤔

[fossil minnow]

Thank you

[fair viper]

💀

[harsh drift]

true @pearl stream pls

[upper wren]

Grrr I’m the sigma let Aaron rodgers no diff this mahomie bum

[ionic wraith]

[bronze iris]

How?

[brave dew]

Imagine dropping that

[upper wren]

My jets dismantle the chiefs and make them pull Antonio browns all over the field

[still sky]

Great pen

[vapid ravine]

roughing the passer flag on chris jones

[median mural]

PENALTY on KC-C.Jones, Roughing the Passer, 15 yards, enforced at ATL 34 - No Play.

[teal drift]

PI??

LOL

[ionic wraith]

Wdym how

[teal drift]

London gotta go get that

[ionic wraith]

YAYYYY

PFF

[ionic wraith]

YAY

[brave dew]

Imagine roughing Big Kirko

[sonic bay]

Bro

[deft marlin]

Oh shoot

[junior lantern]

Roughing the passer

[bronze iris]

Like how did you get muted

[tiny python]

eject him from the game

[teal drift]

can't rough Big Kirko like that

urgh

[ionic wraith]

I said a nono word, but it wasn't used in a nono word context

[fervent spoke]

Auto mod

[lament blade]

Cousins looking mahomie

[bronze iris]

I see

[teal drift]

that ain't good

[bronze iris]

Damn

[teal drift]

:(

i was muted for an hour

for no reason

peak

[warm nexus]

I'm going to say something obvious. The Chiefs are good

[brave dew]

Stop getting muted then

[teal drift]

kirko chainz lookin good

[harsh drift]

real

[upper wren]

Jets are the best

[dawn steppe]

let's go falcons

[harsh drift]

do better

[foggy wyvern]

What a bold and controversial take

[upper wren]

Jets agenda 💯

[ionic wraith]

Falcons plz win

[cunning gyro]

Your banner is based

[sacred latch]

a truly mahomesian play by kirk cousins there (getting a free first down on an rtp penalty)

[teal drift]

Kaleb down it might be over falcon fans 💔

[tiny python]

giants best team itl daniel jones is super bowl bound

[upper wren]

[fervent spoke]

got to respect the auto mod because this server was looking really bad beforehand

[real bane]

Carr better than mahomes

[lime jackal]

Chiefs are getting called for penalties big kirko getting his second falcons win

[hollow nebula]

Dont say that

[sonic bay]

He’s done Miracles on me

[harsh drift]

Thanks! I love the Halloween movies

[ionic wraith]

It needs to be KC

[brave dew]

Need one with the chiefs on it lol

[foggy wyvern]

We’ll make it. Gotta believe

[cunning gyro]

I love all horror!

[teal drift]

true

[warm nexus]

Maybe he will be ok

[fair viper]

Horror scares me so I hate it

[fossil minnow]

Realest thing I have heard all day

[teal drift]

we will beat Mahomie Magic 💪

[tiny python]

i js don't wanna see the chiefs win idc what team beats them

[cunning gyro]

Would the Falcons beat the Vikings?

[queen scaffold]

Falcons will win its ok guys

[sand pivot]

no

[tiny python]

no

[teal drift]

falcons win

[fair viper]

NO

[harsh drift]

Same! I'm a horror fan! Literally am excited for Terrifier 3

[warm nexus]

Right now??? I don't know

[brave dew]

Sam Darnold better

[sonic bay]

They can’t even beat The giants

[teal drift]

no but the bears will beat the falcons...

[foggy wyvern]

Ain’t no one stopping the Vikings. The GEQBUS is unstoppable

[teal drift]

Falcons will beat the vikings in the playoffs

[warm nexus]

We play the Vikings in week 15 or something like that

[fervent spoke]

i cant do jumpscares man

[sand pivot]

packers beating the vikings

[tiny python]

vikings looking rly good on offense and defense

[fossil minnow]

We lying now

[junior lantern]

That’s RTP…..?

[thin cypress]

That rtp on cousins was so mahomie

[teal drift]

No team is beating current Vikings. They don’t even have Addison and TJ

[fair viper]

That’s if yall make it to begin with

[ionic wraith]

I have a phobia of Halloween lmao

[foggy wyvern]

I mean that’s most of the game right there

[sonic bay]

Giants would blow the falcons out 30-10

[fossil minnow]

Rtp is just touching the qb at this point

[teal drift]

Nabers masterclass

[tiny python]

nvm🧍

[prisma heath]

kyleeee

[fossil scarab]

late take down I think?

[cunning gyro]

What a throw holy

[hollow nebula]

Terrible ragebait 1/10

[junior lantern]

This is why NFL is becoming a joke

[tiny python]

9ers when they're fully healthy trust

[fervent spoke]

cant blame you

[fair viper]

Noting better than seeing humbled division rivals

[queen scaffold]

Beautiful play

[turbid moss]

WHY IS THERE A FLAG

[split sandal]

What a play

[turbid moss]

WHY

[meager condor]

if they call this back lmao

[dawn steppe]

delusional

[fossil minnow]

Rtp agian

[fervent spoke]

so nice

[harsh drift]

wow

[thin cypress]

Lmao come on

[still sky]

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[junior lantern]

What a play but it might go back

[queen scaffold]

Bruh the flag gotta ruin everything

[split sandal]

OH

[prisma heath]

wooooo

[teal drift]

Aiyuk need to play like he deserve it

[brave dew]

Nice throw

[split sandal]

NICE

[thin cypress]

It's good

[cunning gyro]

Play will stand LETS GO

[teal drift]

YEAHHH

[dawn steppe]

are the chiefs choking

[turbid moss]

LEZ GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[brave dew]

ref ball again?

[wanton dagger]

PITTS!

[fossil minnow]

Nah not really

[turbid moss]

WAIT?

[balmy heart]

KYLE PITTS

[cloud sentinel]

BIJAN RUN IT IN PLEASE

[turbid moss]

TD?

[queen scaffold]

YESSSS

[balmy heart]

Mo

No

[dark steeple]

Holy moly Kirk is cooking

[opal crest]

Huh

[queen scaffold]

BIJAN TD PLEASE

[wanton dagger]

Refs ruining things

[still sky]

50 YARDS!?!

[brisk finch]

bijan td free

[opal crest]

That wasn’t a td

[plucky dagger]

KIRK UR ACTUALLY AMAZING

[ionic wraith]

LET'S GOOO

[dreamy grove]

Kirk dime to pitts

[cinder path]

KIRKO CHAINZ STRIKES AGAIN!

[dawn steppe]

i'll allow it against the chiefs

[sacred latch]

i’m behind, don’t post any spoilers please

[sacred furnace]

KIRKO

[frail hemlock]

😭for real

[wanton dagger]

Yay thank you refs

[split sandal]

TD

[hidden flax]

td

[cunning gyro]

TD

[deft bobcat]

TD

[turbid moss]

Yeah false bad call

[split sandal]

LETS GOOOOO

[plucky dagger]

kirko chains best to ever touch the ball?!?

[junior lantern]

TD FALCONS

[cunning gyro]

Can I get a TD in the chat???

[frail hemlock]

You're in the spoilers channel lmao

[prisma obsidian]

WOOOO

[brave dew]

Hey I’m behind on my stream, wait for me bruh

[brisk finch]

lets goooo

[fervent spoke]

thank you kirko

[queen scaffold]

YESSS BIJAN TDDDDD

[teal drift]

chiefs are coked

[frail hemlock]

TD HUGE

[prisma obsidian]

LETS GO ATL

[queen scaffold]

I NEEDED THAT

[turbid moss]

Now TD

[dreamy grove]

Bijan

[teal drift]

NO 3PEAT FOR THE CHIEFS

[fossil minnow]

Bijan

[median mural]

B.Robinson left tackle for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.

[dark steeple]

Falcons bringing out their A-game tonight

[cunning gyro]

Don’t give me hope

[upper wren]

LETS GO

[opal crest]

Atl unis are nice 🔥

[still sky]

TOUCHDOWN 🙌

[mortal shore]

LFGGG

[teal drift]

BIJAN TUDDY (WHERE IS THE SCOREBUG)

[turbid moss]

FALCONS HERE

[teal drift]

About every team gives the Chiefs their best

[dreamy grove]

Td bijan

[frail hemlock]

Don't jinx it bro😭

[brave dew]

BRING THE BOOM

[sacred latch]

what the heck guys i specifically asked for no spoilers in this channel 😦

[thin cypress]

Ayo boys

[foggy wyvern]

PITTS MY BELOVED

[dark steeple]

True

[sonic bay]

Goddamnit chiefs

[wanton dagger]

Bijanothan!

[real bane]

This don’t change the fact saints owns the falcons

[mortal shore]

🙏

[foggy wyvern]

BIJAN MY BELOVED

[fossil minnow]

Their away ones are better

[fossil scarab]

that was an amazing drive!

[midnight chasm]

What’s the score boys

[tiny python]

so far jennings looking like he deserves it more

[fossil scarab]

im shocked they picked up the holding call on ATL

[teal drift]

beat the eagles 😭

[fervent spoke]

you can tell collinsworth is hella mad

[upper wren]

As a jets fan if we have a losing season (We won’t), I put all my hope into the bills.

[queen scaffold]

Falcons might actually win this 😭😭

[lament blade]

Gonna be a blowout calling it

[teal drift]

We committing some bad fouls again 😭

[upper wren]

You can fail us

[fossil hornet]

nice

[foggy wyvern]

About to be 14-7

[plucky dagger]

14-7 Falcons

[fossil minnow]

14-7 falcons winning

[dark steeple]

Also true

[fleet schooner]

14-7 ATL

[sonic bay]

Falcons get ready to get manhandled next week

[midnight chasm]

LETS GO ATL

[chilly wigeon]

Im taking Andy Dalton over mahomes andy day

[prisma obsidian]

14-7 ATLANTA

[mortal shore]

🙏

[tiny python]

42-7 falcons i believe

[opal crest]

Kirko chainz

[plucky dagger]

type

[fossil hornet]

who do the falcons play next week

[dark steeple]

Mahomes had yet another boneheaded pick as well

[teal drift]

Chiefs get every call never penalized I swear 🥺

[bronze iris]

Maybe if Taylor heinicke was or Desmond ridder were still the QBs on that team I'd agree

[foggy wyvern]

Whatever you gotta tell yourself

[still sky]

Wee win theseee

[cunning gyro]

please

[kindred flower]

America You’re Welcome

[brave dew]

So hot

[plucky dagger]

doin this win for everyone

[teal drift]

14-7 falcons thanks

[cunning gyro]

I love football

[wary seal]

bench mahomes for wentz, put a real qb in

[finite vigil]

Thats not ridiculous thats not ridiculous

[foggy wyvern]

You saw how bad Heineke was today? God, we had to deal with that for a whole year. I hated it

[hard holly]

Do we have a Taylor swift tally going?

[fossil hornet]

oh saints next week

[static grail]

Saints

[teal drift]

I think almost everyone is a Falcons fan tonight

[fossil hornet]

should be a good game

[fossil minnow]

Bro this stupid Peyton manning commercial

[teal drift]

taylor swift parlay

[median mural]

chiefs need to get young

[opal crest]

Refs warming up for the chiefs

[foggy wyvern]

0 right now I think. I don’t think she’s here

[warm nexus]

Paintin Manning

[fossil hornet]

next week has a good lineup

[bronze iris]

Brother was not aware in the pocket to save his life 💀

[teal drift]

peyton manning? paintin' manning

[kindred flower]

No Taylor no win

[finite vigil]

?

[fossil minnow]

If I here that commercial when my team is down by fifty

[static grail]

Have yet to see Taylor is she even there?

[runic cairn]

Why yall in this chat

[teal drift]

We went from "Desmond Ridder" to Kirk Cousins what is my life ❤️❤️

[fossil minnow]

I might do unspeakable things

[warm nexus]

Eli is hotter than Peyton even though Peyton is the better QB

[prisma berry]

LOL

[teal drift]

28-3

[fossil hornet]

we’re watching the game

[still sky]

Snoop Dogg?

[foggy wyvern]

What do you mean? That forehead got me acting up

[runic cairn]

Oh

[sonic bay]

“We went from 6-11 to 7-10”

[teal drift]

you're a bears fan

[runic cairn]

Well we goin win

[teal drift]

.

[fossil minnow]

That one ain’t that bad

[warm nexus]

He is kinda tall

[teal drift]

where your ring at

[sonic bay]

At least they won a Super Bowl

[teal drift]

In WHAT year??

[finite vigil]

bro's flexing rings from the Ronald Reagan era

[teal drift]

85...

[warm nexus]

Can't even say 28-3 to you because your team can't even get to the Supa Bowl

[fossil minnow]

1985

[static grail]

Crocky J

[fossil hornet]

wow it’s week 3 and we’re drown to 3 winless teams

[teal drift]

1985 LMAOOO

[static grail]

Yall see Crocky J???

[cunning gyro]

How did y’all choose which team you support?

[fossil hornet]

and 2 of them play tomorrow

[teal drift]

weve been the bowl in 2010 bro

[plucky dagger]

julio

[opal crest]

Born there

[sonic bay]

When did the falcons win one?

[harsh drift]

we really should only count rings from the 2000s in this server

[fossil minnow]

I live in Michigan

[gloomy oxide]

where I live

[warm nexus]

2006

[fossil hornet]

my neighbor

[dawn steppe]

and lost

[balmy heart]

Live here

[finite vigil]

That was 2006 zero ball knowledge

[cunning gyro]

“Indiana”

[teal drift]

The Bears won a ring

[static grail]

Born in DC and was taught to be a browns fan

[opal crest]

Damn 💀

[fleet schooner]

85 bears are one of the GOAT teams, love it or hate it

[fervent spoke]

crocky j is beautiful

[fossil hornet]

ouch

[fossil minnow]

Don’t mind that

[brave dew]

Imagine living in Michigan

[harsh drift]

IM SORRY

[teal drift]

I live in Georgia

[foggy wyvern]

That’s crazy. Man should not have that alligator

[queen scaffold]

All hatred aside I love that Carson Steele’s family is watching him like that

[foggy wyvern]

That’s not allowed

[teal drift]

when have yall been to the bowl

[meager condor]

patrick mahomes mentioned 🗣️

[cunning gyro]

What’s dayglow?

[warm nexus]

Why does the Chiefs running back look like Kurt Cobain

[finite vigil]

Hearing Cris Collinsworth talk about skinny jeans is actually worse than cia torture

[bronze iris]

Rivers Lt and gates

[opal crest]

Now here’s a guy

[harsh drift]

he's an indie music artist!

[dawn steppe]

this season

[cunning gyro]

Oh cool

[fair viper]

Loose falcons loose😢😔

[fossil hornet]

there’s almost 50,000 people here, am I the only one from Rhode Island

[karmic vessel]

Chiefs just love

[teal drift]

yeah no not happening

[fossil minnow]

I would rather drink acid than hearing that

[karmic vessel]

To milk

The clock

[brave dew]

That was mahomey

[warm nexus]

This is the best response to that tbh

[teal drift]

We went to the bowl back in 2015

and lost

[fossil minnow]

At least you made it

[teal drift]

no lombardi

[warm nexus]

Why did Cam not fall on that ball. Still make 0 since to me

[teal drift]

ever

[opal crest]

Cam went crazy that season

[teal drift]

imagine not having a lombardi

We are a younger team

[brave dew]

Wasn’t that when Peyton played so poorly?

[finite vigil]

HE'S NOT GOING TO GET THE 1ST

[fervent spoke]

imagine not painting your nails

[teal drift]

i dont

[warm nexus]

Bragging about rings your team won before you were born is kinda wild

[teal drift]

so i can imagine that

Some of the other teams from our year haven’t even made the bowl

Lol

[sonic bay]

Falcons fans trash talk: 📈 rings to show for it0️⃣ Blown leads:+ 🔟

[dark steeple]

Yeah...?

[fossil minnow]

Why would they run it

[dreamy grove]

Collinsworth bricked rn

[dark steeple]

Interesting call

[fervent spoke]

beautiful stop

[warm nexus]

We've barely talked trash. It's just rhe aints fans

[fossil minnow]

This dude stopped talking when Mahomes came onto the field

[brave dew]

Master playcaller btw

[turbid moss]

I'll take that

[warm bobcat]

Butker so good

[teal drift]

nfc south should have no room to trash talk icl

[median mural]

53 yard field goal is GOOD

[dreamy grove]

Get that disease off my screen

[fair viper]

Aints? Yall cant even make the playoffs

[teal drift]

maybe the bucs

[junior lantern]

CFB Week 4 > NFL week 3

[sonic bay]

-bears fan

[delicate dock]

Better than risking going for the 1st

Ill take it

[fossil minnow]

Idk

[covert tartan]

thanks for the skull react fellow reactor

[fossil minnow]

Only really a couple good game for both

[brave dew]

Need another big Kirko td

[foggy wyvern]

Hey I’ll take a field goal. That’s a stop in my book

[warm nexus]

Yeah Aints 😄

[junior lantern]

“Couple”

[versed totem]

Yeat just farming engagement at this point

[teal drift]

-two good games and you think you can talk

[junior lantern]

There was a lot yesterday

[teal drift]

😔 🙏

[fervent spoke]

you know their team is bad when they wanna talk about cfb

[junior lantern]

Also not to mention 4 upsets

[harsh drift]

are you saying this cause the cowboys lost

[sonic bay]

Guess who’s 2-1

[junior lantern]

No

[teal drift]

is that all you can say? 💔 when was the last time you did anything in the playoffs??

[teal drift]

election year merchants

[fossil hornet]

Ohio State gets to play a conference opponent next

[tiny python]

most likely is

[fossil hornet]

so I’m excited for that

[junior lantern]

Nope

[cunning gyro]

I love how we can throw shade at some teams even as mods

[tiny python]

how does one even mod for the nfl server

[cunning gyro]

By modding for the nfl server

[teal drift]

connections

[junior lantern]

If you think were gonna lose to Michigan State, you are gonna be disappointed.

[harsh drift]

I was moderating the cowboys game chat and definitely saw it all lol

[teal drift]

mes is secretly andy reid

[dawn steppe]

taylor swift will make the chiefs poverty

[warm nexus]

I do love me some Tay tay

[cunning gyro]

There’s an application pinned in the main chat

[warm nexus]

Taylor swift

[teal drift]

Lets go Kirko

[woven moss]

they need this on slow mo i can’t keep up😂

[fossil hornet]

sir I’m an Ohio state fan

[junior lantern]

Oh

[cunning gyro]

Dang youre right

[junior lantern]

🤦‍♂️

[fossil hornet]

I’m just excited to play an actual opponent and not some g5 school

[sonic bay]

Chiefs won’t be good until they get rid of Kelce and Taylor swift

[dreamy grove]

Awful

[brave dew]

Imagine being an Ohio St fan

[teal drift]

Got muted for saying Kirk s******** chains. Aight bro

[wanton dagger]

[cunning gyro]

Oh crap y’all have sticker perms 💀😭

[kindred flower]

Kirko do me a favor and get me a td

[junior lantern]

Imagine being a Michigan fan

[fossil hornet]

Oregon, Michigan, or some other team?

[teal drift]

imagine being a lions fan

[brave dew]

Oregon

[teal drift]

Goodell is at the game 💔

[real bane]

Saints better than both of these scrub teams

[sonic bay]

This server has some stupid words that are blocked

[fossil hornet]

oregon fans are annoying

[teal drift]

i dont mess with lions fans

losing to a team who just lost to the broncos

[brave dew]

Dillon Gabriel is gonna own Ohio at

[covert tartan]

thats because im a high ranking member here

[teal drift]

vikings fans starting to get annoying too

[junior lantern]

Everyone laugh at this man

[sacred latch]

hey guys i’m a taylor swift fan and i got peacock so i could see her celebrate when the chiefs score, why haven’t they shown her yet? i want to see taylor!!

[harsh drift]

to be fair

[fossil hornet]

oregon has now had 2 games where they looked like frauds

[teal drift]

1 good season think they're they're the chiefs

[warm nexus]

Nah I got respect for him. He was helping some of the people at the School shoting

[dreamy grove]

How do you have so many roles 💀💀

[teal drift]

says you guys "we going to win the division..." every year

[sonic bay]

Falcons fans acting like the saints wouldn’t mop the floor with them next week

[teal drift]

???

[fossil minnow]

When teams start winning they think they’re all that

[versed totem]

Mes is actually Stefon Diggs

[teal drift]

true

[fossil hornet]

m-ss-g- is blocked

[teal drift]

i dont think any bears fan has ever said that

[prisma heath]

these injuries man

[fair viper]

Cause we’re like that

[fossil hornet]

Watson word

[bronze iris]

What does that make eagles then

[teal drift]

SAYS YOU

at least any bears fan with a brain

[covert tartan]

I live everywhere im in Hong Kong rn

[ionic wraith]

Omg bro

[teal drift]

yeah you guys

[plucky bison]

Bro did not watch saints eagles

[fossil minnow]

Hey I know when we’re gonna lose

[ionic wraith]

My heart

[teal drift]

lions fans thought they were winning it all last year

I USED TO RESPECT LIONS FANS, but their egos grew

[ionic wraith]

It's going crazy

[sonic bay]

A team that makes regular season games their super bowls

[fossil hornet]

mirror

[astral plume]

Mr worldwide

[harsh drift]

it's an official nfl server, y'all aren't going to get away with a lot of words like why are y'all shocked y'all can't say obvious things

[teal drift]

you are a respectable and valid vikings fan

peace restored

[fair viper]

I hate falcons fans

[teal drift]

we hate you too!

[teal drift]

fair

lions fans have huge egos its crazy

[brave dew]

[sonic bay]

Hate us cuz you ain’t us

[fossil hornet]

week 17 was amazing last year

[teal drift]

What I said was inappropriate in no way? That’s essentially me saying Kirk is beating them.

I don't wanna be a saints fan

🙁

[teal drift]

they used to be respectful, but they cannot take a loss

[fossil minnow]

Who has the worst fans then

[foggy wyvern]

We ain’t gonna make it if our o line keeps dropping like this

[fossil minnow]

Me personally

[sacred latch]

high ankle sprain for the center?

[cunning gyro]

Fins

[sonic bay]

Eagles

[fair viper]

Hope yall get humbled for 100th season in a row

[fossil minnow]

Eagles or 9ets

[steep forge]

Bucs fan but I'm rooting for the falcons because I hate the chiefs

[teal drift]

eagles or cowboys

[bronze iris]

But how you gonna win the division if you ain't winning games like that

[harsh drift]

then say "kirk is beating them"

[fossil minnow]

9ers

[fossil hornet]

eagles

rioters

[teal drift]

Probably get muted for that too

nfc east is just a bloodbath

[junior lantern]

Y’all gonna lose to Minnesota

[teal drift]

"Humbled" can't get humbled against the back to back SB champions 😭

[fair viper]

Go be a cowboys or eagles fan then

[teal drift]

giants fans been quiet since daniel jones been their qb so cant really say anything about them

[tiny python]

panthers actually won 😭🙏

[teal drift]

even worse

[lament blade]

Mahomes voters 🤓

[bronze iris]

Andy Dalton

[sonic bay]

Teams that have rings are worse?

[fossil hornet]

you’re welcome to become a cowboys fan

[teal drift]

ik weird

[fossil hornet]

but it’s not fun

[bright citrus]

Chiefs wish they had Andy Dalton

[opal crest]

Andy Dalton goated

[teal drift]

bryce was the issue

[fossil minnow]

Ngl Bryce’s tenure in Carolina might be over

[sonic bay]

Wow you wanna be a fan of a ringless team that’s sad

[wanton dagger]

Dan campbell funny Applebees commercial

[harsh drift]

"kirk is winning" "kirk is slaying" "kirk is doing better than y'all"

[teal drift]

zach wilson era

[fossil hornet]

so who was the genius that wanted Bryce young over cj stroud

[hidden flax]

One of these is a goat with many records in passing, fewest interceptions thrown, most touchdowns thrown, lead his team to many SBs.

The other one is patrick mahomes

[teal drift]

Kirk is slaying!

[teal drift]

might aswell get adjusted to his new job

[tiny python]

i really hoped he wasn't but it might be

[teal drift]

im never gonna say rodgers

[fossil minnow]

Ask the Gm

[sonic bay]

This is why the falcons are poverty

[upper wren]

But it’s trueee

[wanton dagger]

Homie we won today, what did you do 😭

[teal drift]

You got it bro. Kids bop ahh lingo

[balmy heart]

Cant kick it

[teal drift]

throw 2 picks

but its okay

we ball

"Poverty" :/ saints fan talking

[teal drift]

@teal drift you better vote mahomes

[tiny python]

i mean tbf didn't young win the heisman

[dawn steppe]

win a game

[teal drift]

no... never gonna give him credit

[echo ibex]

So far Caleb not looking too hot

[fossil minnow]

Go Kirk

[sonic bay]

Don’t know how we’re poverty when we have a ring

[fossil minnow]

Hold onto the ball

[teal drift]

i hate rodgers so gotta vote mahomes

[harsh drift]

sorry dude blame the trolls 😭

[verbal sluice]

Falcon please please beat the chief

[brave dew]

fumble

[upper wren]

Why

[verbal sluice]

It not

[sonic bay]

No falcons need to lose

[hidden flax]

is mahomes washed if he loses?

[still sky]

Forward pass

[teal drift]

i wonder why

[fossil minnow]

Bears fan

[brave dew]

almost

[fossil hornet]

Bijan 😭

[teal drift]

spoiler

[teal drift]

You right, it’s all love

[verbal sluice]

Wym then the chief win i hate the chief

[upper wren]

He’s a changed man

[teal drift]

yeah hes worse

[upper wren]

Go jets!

[teal drift]

but still

[brave dew]

[dawn steppe]

obviously Young

[versed totem]

Bro got flagged for playing football with his foot

[steep forge]

Pfft

[fossil hornet]

wrong version of football sir

[delicate dock]

Ive never heard that penalty before

[sonic bay]

Ngl this server has some dumb rules

[mortal shore]

It was a good idea to kick that wether it’s a flag or not

[opal crest]

Bijan play low key smart

[crimson trout]

Like what

[cunning gyro]

Not our choice

[mortal shore]

Real

[real bane]

Falcons losing tonight and next week

[fossil minnow]

Fr

[hollow swallow]

I’m only here because I don’t like the slowdown timer

[still sky]

EHHH!???

[mortal shore]

Whose choice?

[hollow swallow]

I’ll probably get muted 10min for saying something dumb tho

[cunning gyro]

Literally the NFL

[sacred latch]

-10 yards much better than turnover

[teal drift]

caleb my pookie bear

[opal crest]

Kirko got blasted damn 💀

[fossil minnow]

Real

[upper wren]

How did you even become moderator

[astral plume]

Chiefs are coming back inshallah

[cunning gyro]

Applied

[versed totem]

Who moderates the moderators? Does Roger Goodell have a discord?

[sonic bay]

So some random dude made this server and claims the nfl made it

[dawn steppe]

who gets the ball at half

[fossil scarab]

not even going to lie, kicking the ball was smart

[queen scaffold]

Wait what was the flag?

[mortal shore]

Tell them this is discord, not the place to be pg for kids

[fossil minnow]

Chiefs

[fossil scarab]

Chiefs get the ball

[cunning gyro]

This is quite literally the NFL’s Discord server.

[dark steeple]

Yeah it's either that or risk a turnover

[vocal magnet]

the players

[sonic bay]

Alright

[prisma berry]

bruh

[teal drift]

Technically discord is pg13

[upper wren]

No it’s not this is the JETS SERVER

[echo ibex]

Where Roger at

[hollow swallow]

Real?

[cunning gyro]

Hidden bro

[fossil hornet]

this is discord. we clown in this mfer. take your sensitive as back to Instagram

[brave dew]

[mortal shore]

Did Goodell make this server? Can you get him in here so I can have a word with him?

[cunning gyro]

No one’s forcing you to stay 🤷‍♂️

[echo ibex]

He at the chiefs game I know that

[ionic wraith]

That would be Twitter

[fossil hornet]

I’m joking

[ionic wraith]

Not Instagram

[harsh drift]

Y'all do know if y'all hate it that bad y'all can leave

[mortal shore]

REAL

[frail hemlock]

^ real let us stay and enjoy it

[sonic bay]

Where’s Rodger Goodell is he in this server?

[queen scaffold]

Bijan is him

[cunning gyro]

I don’t know

[fossil hornet]

I CANT SAY THE WORD SL*RS???

[teal drift]

Yall gotta stop, they finna take polls too 😭

[teal drift]

garrett

[plucky dagger]

bro be looking in this chat

[wanton dagger]

Bijan saved Kirk lol

[brave dew]

wow, they're really gonna let mahomey score a td here

[cunning gyro]

Hi Mithos

[sonic bay]

@whole aurora

[teal drift]

If you can’t say it in any grade under 3rd then don’t

[upper wren]

They take polls this server is raps

[brisk finch]

the beginning of the end

[echo ibex]

I wouldn’t be surprised. He’s one of us but hidden

[wanton dagger]

Hello!

[opal crest]

Are chiefs scoring before half?

[dark steeple]

That'll be quite the sight on the statsheet lol

[fossil minnow]

That is not him bro

[dawn steppe]

no

[sonic bay]

It is

[steep forge]

I used to be a discord mod for a big YouTuber and it was hell 😭

[sonic bay]

Look at his name

[steep forge]

Don't miss that at all lmao

[teal drift]

mahomey and rodgers are nightmares

[mortal shore]

Or we can tell Goodell to be real with his rules

[sonic bay]

It’s actually him

[sacred latch]

if it was actually a fumble and not a forward pass they would have shown the slow motion. but you can’t have a replay that contradicts ref’s calls!

[harsh drift]

honestly like we are trying to talk about football and got people complaining about the server.. like 😭

[fossil hornet]

technically I can say it, there’s just consequences

[fossil minnow]

look at the profile picture

[teal drift]

no

[echo ibex]

The Vikings

[teal drift]

the bears

[steep forge]

SKOL

[teal drift]

im lying were cooked

[teal drift]

I modded when I was like 14 nd had a lot of time. Never again

[flint cedar]

the bengals

[fossil minnow]

If they want Caleb got to get better

[teal drift]

bears not even making it to wild card

[opal crest]

Cowboys not losing another game ……

[sonic bay]

W

[brave dew]

Where’s the snf music????

[upper wren]

J E T S JETS

[cunning gyro]

That’s…

[steep forge]

I work a lot now. Can't do it now either

[versed totem]

Real football fans are members of the UFL discord

[upper wren]

Rodgers burns the lions defense with his glorious calve muscles

[warm nexus]

Don't let Winnie the pooh eat you

[harsh drift]

congrats?

[mortal shore]

Um I don’t think that’s possible

[fossil hornet]

today I found out there’s a UFL discord

[teal drift]

Too many people are odd and dealing and trying to work the bots were insane

[cunning gyro]

I might become a fan of UFC and see if they have a Discord 😭

[foggy wyvern]

Burrow will find a way. I believe in him

[teal drift]

like i was saying, i physically cannot and will never give arod credit, i hate him, almost as much as the packers

[sonic bay]

UFL >>>> NFL

[mortal shore]

Lmao. Two afc teams can’t play in the Super Bowl😂

[sonic bay]

Bro

Stop making

[foggy wyvern]

That’s what you think.

[turbid moss]

Go Battlehawks

[versed totem]

Just messing plz don't ban

[sonic bay]

These stupid polls

[sacred latch]

ufl? more like poo fl

[dawn steppe]

Neither

[mortal shore]

lol

[covert oriole]

The game is making me want to go to sleep

[cunning gyro]

[harsh drift]

I won't ban that easily

[steep forge]

Who could do such a thing? Smh

[mortal shore]

Bro just let discord people be discord people

[upper wren]

Erm yalls best Qb was an old washed Warren moon.

[ionic wraith]

[dawn steppe]

It started funny, but went downhill fast

[vocal magnet]

womp womp

[mortal shore]

Battle hawks💀💀

[echo ibex]

Warren Moon was before Roger’s time 💀💀💀

[teal drift]

Darnolds our best qb

[upper wren]

ATP we don’t need polls we all know jets are best

[steep forge]

How do you apply to be a mod anyway?

[fossil hornet]

my honest Super Bowl prediction was chiefs vs lions

[foggy wyvern]

Chat, can we get a poll on people’s opinions of the polls?

[harsh drift]

so who are y'all going for in this game

[fossil hornet]

chiefs win

[fossil hornet]

falcons

[upper wren]

Jets

[opal crest]

Kirko chainz

[cunning gyro]

I have a pinned post in the main channel of this Discord with the application link

[vocal magnet]

good choice

[sonic bay]

The Yankees

[dawn steppe]

falcons

[steep forge]

Falcons because I despise the Chiefs

[fossil hornet]

[teal drift]

my boy Kirko

[upper wren]

Jets agenda stocks ⬆️

[sacred latch]

i’m rooting for the boys in black & white 😎

[fossil hornet]

you know what’s crazy

[harsh drift]

There is a public application in the main chat pins

[mortal shore]

Obviously falcons. No one likes the chiefs

[sonic bay]

Real talk I’m going for the chiefs

[fossil hornet]

my exact high school logo

[opal crest]

Chiefs lose, everyone wins

[meager condor]

HE SAID THE LINE

[echo ibex]

Chiefs downfall 🗣️

[spiral dew]

A HECK OF A PLAY BY MAHOMES

[steep forge]

Heard. Thanks

[mortal shore]

If chiefs lose America wins

[teal drift]

No int grounding??

[ionic wraith]

LOL

Bro tried the social manipulation tactic

[delicate dock]

yall beat us in superbowl 55 was that not enough?

[teal drift]

They aren’t really annoying. I just think they probably gone get taken for overuse

I think only people in the same division as the falcons root for the chiefs

[delicate dock]

💔

[fervent spoke]

wow mahomes is sooooo good he can throw the ball away

[versed totem]

Almost got that second game interception

[harsh drift]

if chiefs lose I'll quit missing my ex

[teal drift]

and kc fans

[mortal shore]

I just find them funny

[thin cypress]

Shoulda been

[teal drift]

Mahomes almost had a second INT (not his fault)

[echo ibex]

Get ready

[cunning gyro]

dang I guess you’re still missing your ex

[queen scaffold]

Bro thats gotta be a pick

[fossil scarab]

hello!?

[steep forge]

No. They must perish

[brave dew]

WOW

[teal drift]

and swifties

[fossil scarab]

Grounding call?!

[dark steeple]

Bates should've caught that

[fossil hornet]

well that was funny

[brave dew]

Should’ve been an int

[foggy wyvern]

YO WE ACTUALLY GOT THE STOP

[bronze iris]

Would like to see kirko chains win will that happens who knows

[tiny python]

"what a play by mahomes"

[sonic bay]

Kansas City Swifties

[sacred latch]

just realized the falcons are also wearing black and white so this doesn’t really land

[urban sapphire]

Wtf is mahomes doing

[foggy wyvern]

I don’t even care that he didn’t get the pick, we got the stop boys

[brave dew]

Looked a little mahomey

[fossil scarab]

NOOOOOO

CATCH IT BATES

[lilac bison]

Cry about it

[opal crest]

Kirko td drive loading

[harsh drift]

I'll quit if the bengals win tomorrow then

[teal drift]

you guys are a great team, yall got a real qb, unlike ridder

[tiny python]

who's getting ball second half i didn't see the start

[teal drift]

I like Cody Rhodes too man

[warm nexus]

Chiefs.

[foggy wyvern]

Don’t say his name. We don’t say his name

[opal crest]

I need burrow to go off for my fantasy team 😭

[lilac bison]

Same

[warm nexus]

We scored on the first drive of the game

[urban sapphire]

I ain’t crying…. Oh well if they take an L. Typical whiney 49ers fan.

[cunning gyro]

Who do they play?

[granite ocean]

cris collinsworth just made me mute the game

[harsh drift]

commanders

[teal drift]

thoughts on losing to your okd coach week 1?

[granite ocean]

all he does is glaze bro

[foggy wyvern]

Chiefs get the ball to start the second half so a score here would be great

[brave dew]

They tryna humanize refs with this commercial lmaooo

[teal drift]

Washington

[cunning gyro]

Oh easy W

[echo ibex]

Glazes chiefs like crazy

[foggy wyvern]

They certainly didn’t win cause of his incredible play calling, that’s for sure

[granite ocean]

it gets to a point

[teal drift]

Let me get that off you then

[deft marlin]

How many penalties we got so far

[cunning gyro]

Chat I’m about to tell my girl I’m moderating the NFL Discord wish me luck

[foggy wyvern]

Sorry

[fervent spoke]

is she an nfl fan

[teal drift]

Ggs it’s over

[hidden flax]

Praying for you brother

[cunning gyro]

No

[astral plume]

My condolences

[teal drift]

chiefs are going to win ts

[harsh drift]

good luck

[meager condor]

rip

[versed totem]

If lose 😬

[teal drift]

cap

[bronze iris]

What a turnover lol

[fervent spoke]

youre cooked

[fossil hornet]

goodbye to your relationship

[turbid moss]

Invite her here

[teal drift]

Kirk?

[opal crest]

Cmon Kirko

[echo ibex]

Get ur discord kitten bro

[mortal shore]

Bro🫥

[deft marlin]

Oh everyone send prayers fast 🙏

[turbid moss]

Hated that

[teal drift]

Mahomes devil magic clicked in

[fervent spoke]

nooooo

[dark steeple]

Yeah you could see that coming a mile away

[thin cypress]

He handed him thr ball that was low key sick

[teal drift]

literally

[sonic bay]

I think we should ban everyone who aren’t saints fans

[brave dew]

Wow

[teal drift]

rip, int

[vapid ravine]

INT

[urban sapphire]

YASSSSSS

[foggy wyvern]

Well, that sucks

[real bane]

Falcons what happen?

[fossil hornet]

well that’s a Kirk moment

[modest sinew]

the handoff lol

[astral plume]

😢

[fair viper]

YEASIR

[median mural]

hot potato

[harsh drift]

I will be logging off for an hour after if they do so I don't say anything on here

[opal crest]

Arm got hit

[brave dew]

Big Kirko moment

[teal drift]

THEY JS INTERCEPTED

[fair viper]

II CALLED IT

[cunning gyro]

Who gets the ball at half? I didn’t watch Q1

[foggy wyvern]

I mean he got hit as he threw, I don’t know what he could’ve done

[echo ibex]

Chiefs

[fair viper]

I knew they were gonna pick it

[foggy wyvern]

Chiefs

[pale parrot]

chiefs

[fossil hornet]

oh his arm got hit

[cunning gyro]

Dang

[fossil hornet]

nevermind

[teal drift]

wasnt his fault

[real bane]

Kirk disasterclass loading

[teal drift]

refs are gaggin the chiefs so bad

[queen scaffold]

Kirk bruh

[cunning gyro]

Nothing new

[teal drift]

wasnt his fault

[foggy wyvern]

Literally hit as he threw. What do you want him to do?

[fossil minnow]

Not his fault

[teal drift]

ong bruh

[brave dew]

[teal drift]

it wasnt, his arm got hit

[dark steeple]

Mahomes wtf did you not run for the first

[teal drift]

travis kelce is so ass

[sonic bay]

That INT was kirks fault

[opal crest]

Hold on 74 not called

[fossil minnow]

For what tho

[sacred latch]

mahomes would’ve willed a dpi to negate the interception. clearly kirk’s fault

[teal drift]

We can say ass?

[thin cypress]

That was so mahomes to miss kelce

[teal drift]

MAYO MAN

[bronze iris]

Clock runoff

[hidden flax]

Reinventing the turnover scene

[teal drift]

That makes sense

[opal trail]

2nd half we locked in

[brave dew]

[bright citrus]

15 seconds no timeouts

[teal drift]

i guess so.. might get muted

[dark steeple]

Oh right, forgot they had no TOs

[junior lantern]

This stadium is so silent

[fossil minnow]

Yo Patrick

[delicate dock]

Might was well kick it and make it a 1 point game

[vocal magnet]

they deleted my poll, they don’t wanna see me winning

[foggy wyvern]

He really should have ran that

[fossil minnow]

What was that

[foggy wyvern]

Bad decision to throw

[teal drift]

Mahomes throwing to absolutely no one

jim mcmahon better

they didnt

[deft marlin]

Mahomes overthrowing

[foggy wyvern]

Let’s go defense

[dawn steppe]

the polls aren't banned lol

[opal trail]

Saints fans want us to lose so bad

[teal drift]

smart lions fan

what is the "best qb" doing

[delicate dock]

Mahomes throwing to the fans

[teal drift]

RIGHT

[teal drift]

Wouldn’t you want us to lose? 😭

[mortal shore]

Alright up by 1

[teal drift]

It’s 13-14 Falcons

[cunning gyro]

Yet ;)

[upper wren]

Harrison butker sold his soul to kick like he does

[teal drift]

"the best qb" is dumb

[foggy wyvern]

He’s 4 parallel universes ahead of us

[wary seal]

primetime kirk is still a thing

[opal trail]

Nope I was rooting for yall today

[fossil minnow]

Who do you hate more Bucs or falcons

[teal drift]

Already know it’s coming

[cunning gyro]

Just doing what I’m told

[dawn steppe]

noooooo

[teal drift]

you guys lost to the rams, cant say anything (im jking, my brothers a niners fan)

[solid jackal]

This game is crazy

[teal drift]

Falcons, I genuinely don’t acknowledge the buccs

im calling it now, chiefs are going to win cs of the refs

[cunning gyro]

:(

[mortal shore]

Idc if your divisional opponent is playing the chiefs, if your rooting for the chiefs your an L

[turbid moss]

Welp, this was a fun. Enjoyed being up at half. Finna hate the 2nd half collapse

[lilac bison]

Petition to ban chiefs fans if they lose?

[median mural]

now heres a guy

[astral plume]

polls are funny tho 😦

[teal drift]

LMAOOOOO

[teal drift]

That’s wild

[teal drift]

i voted no my glorious king mes

[mortal shore]

Yes

[deft bobcat]

Falcons

[warm nexus]

Nah don't say that

[mellow jasper]

Falcons all the wY

[vocal magnet]

i know man i’m just yanking your chain, frying your rice, pulling your leg

[cunning gyro]

W rizz

[teal drift]

im a cardinals fan too

[teal drift]

omg its u again

[teal drift]

crazy work

[warm nexus]

Sup

[cunning gyro]

okay word

[teal drift]

hru gang

[warm nexus]

I'm good gang. I'm feeling good about the first half tbh

[teal drift]

average colts an

[hidden flax]

never

[heavy hemlock]

Hello friends

[versed totem]

Collinsworth life in shambles right now

[prisma berry]

demure demure

[opal trail]

Faxts

[foggy wyvern]

All things considered we’ve done pretty well. Those injuries suck though

[teal drift]

tbh u right 😭, me too

[fervent spoke]

Kirko has better stats yikes

[brave dew]

Kirko owns Mahomey

[opal trail]

Saintsk then lol

[real bane]

Falcons how yall feeling?

[teal drift]

kirko chainz

[median mural]

no hail mary 😦

[lilac bison]

Holy cow they aren’t showing swift this time. FINALLY

[teal drift]

arch manning

[hidden flax]

im
Only levis voter 😢

[warm nexus]

Levis is so bad it's funny tbh

[teal drift]

collinsworth now has to say good things about ATLs Defense

[mortal shore]

Obviously falcons

[acoustic ice]

the glazing is crazy

[teal drift]

a new manning is over due

[bronze iris]

Is she even there in the first place 💀

[dark steeple]

Y'know what I respect the commitment

[foggy wyvern]

He’s going to sidestep it to make Mahomes look good. Just you wait

[frail hemlock]

hes gonna go first overall'

[teal drift]

the refs glaze the chiefs so bad

[fossil minnow]

Do think he will be a bust

[acoustic ice]

FOR NO REASON

[fossil hornet]

mayonnaise

[teal drift]

obviously every manning goes first overall

[urban sapphire]

The amount of chiefs haters is crazy 💀

[brave dew]

Never stop posting polls

[teal drift]

I like it that way. But you coo tho.you not a hater

[teal drift]

mannings are not bust material

[mortal shore]

Polls are W