Week 3: Commanders vs Bengals - Monday, September 23

[hybrid kiln]

oh my god these guys suck

[coral bough]

idk why they dont throw it to him more

mans is good

[hybrid kiln]

I hate my life

[sterile bone]

bro threw a rocket

[weary wolf]

Remember when ppl said they’d be nothing without Diggs?

[normal veldt]

Brob not having the best game so far

[weary wolf]

They’re actually better without him lmfao

[hybrid kiln]

im playing him in fantasy, this is great

[twilit trail]

Hey Daniels slid!

[dry cosmos]

Didnt expect that

[limpid tiger]

JD is so good man Holy crap

[solid briar]

Jayden Daniels doing his best Lamar impression

[dry cosmos]

Dq happy af seeing that

[strange island]

Bros ankles

[remote hamlet]

Daniels is actually really good wth 😭

[hybrid kiln]

McNickels is not a real last name

[coral bough]

Just remembered Brad Wing exists

[lapis marlin]

I was thinking that 💀

[solid briar]

Jayden Daniels ROTY

[sterile bone]

fr

[hybrid kiln]

bears crying rn

listen we get a stop, hold em to 3, td 2-pt, stop, and 3 points

we take this to ot

and win

[limpid tiger]

That easy

[sterile bone]

that’s alot to ask the way this game has gone

[lapis marlin]

Or we score a td and win

[sterile bone]

😭

[solid briar]

Not gonna happen lol

[hybrid kiln]

i'm copping

I have to shave my eyebrow if we lose

[fervent rover]

Bengals gonna find a way to win

[normal smelt]

rip

[hybrid kiln]

and rn I think we may lose to the panthers so

[coral bough]

no proof unfortunately

[fervent rover]

Calling it

[lapis marlin]

I’m expecting a video of it

[sterile bone]

fr

we so cooked

[hybrid kiln]

let a man cope

[sterile bone]

im sorry chat we wont be able to stop the chiefs

we need someone else

[coral bough]

bro is going to have to message every person

[normal smelt]

stage 1 - denial

[lapis marlin]

Oh yeah cause this server doesn’t allow anything

[barren goblet]

Andy Dalton in the Superbowl

[sterile bone]

anyone but Mahomes

ngl

[coral bough]

theyre slowly giving us perms, we can react in some channels now lol

[bitter girder]

lowkey i wanna see andy dalton play on the bengals for maybe a game or 2

[lapis marlin]

I think at least level 2 people can send attachments

[coral bough]

nope

im level 8 lol

only mods can

[lapis marlin]

I’m level 2 so

I want them to do that

[hybrid kiln]

come on D

[worldly flare]

timeout

[hybrid kiln]

No

don't go for it

[lapis marlin]

Go for it

[rocky elk]

👁️

[worldly flare]

they just run it up the gut easy first down

[frail escarp]

48-10 …. Jags bro

[worldly flare]

Jaguars are almost as bad as the titans lol

[real oriole]

ekeler confirmed with a concussion

[frail escarp]

DANIELS

[worldly flare]

he got it

[frail escarp]

FIRST DOWN

[sterile bone]

[lapis marlin]

Aww man

[solid briar]

Jayden Daniels IS THE GOAT

[normal veldt]

THATS MY DANIELS

[hybrid kiln]

gg

[rocky elk]

Dang nice RPO

[limpid tiger]

JD is himothy

[sterile bone]

gg’s Washington

[dry cosmos]

He really is

[hybrid kiln]

I can see how people get annoyed with this sever

[bitter girder]

i dont wanna be a bengals fan anymore 😦

[sterile bone]

[strong lichen]

despair

[real oriole]

switch to the panthers while u can

[quaint moss]

???

[bitter girder]

unless they comeback and win

[floral inlet]

Daniels runs too hard sometimes

[crisp garnet]

Is the bengals season over??

[lapis marlin]

I hope he doesn’t end up like RG3

[strong lichen]

we always have a rough start to the season

[hazy wing]

every day that goes by, losing that super bowl gets a little bit more and more painful

[limpid tiger]

That was dumb

[hybrid kiln]

Ok good

[grizzled plover]

Missed him

[strong lichen]

I start to curse the players of the 80s on losing those two superbowls

[sterile bone]

alright we have a tiny tiny chance

[lapis marlin]

Dang

[sterile bone]

HOOK IT PLS

[normal smelt]

seibert the goat will make this kick

[oblique robin]

LEFT HAND UP

[sterile bone]

dam

[quaint moss]

nah, just direct hate towards the 49ers

[limpid tiger]

Fg

[floral inlet]

I love Terry Mclaurin he doesn't get frustrated with bad throws

[limpid tiger]

At least

[lapis marlin]

I love seibert

[hybrid kiln]

it's ok guys

[sterile bone]

ye good attitude

[hybrid kiln]

we win some we lose some

[short sandal]

Humble hard worker

[normal smelt]

seibert for mvp

[hybrid kiln]

in the end it's a sport

[sterile bone]

we lose all 😭

[quaint moss]

dawg we havent won any😭😭

[short sandal]

LMAO

[hybrid kiln]

when we're dying on our death bed, will we say, "damn you Joe Burrow"?

[limpid tiger]

Yes

[strong lichen]

why is ohio sports so ASS

[modern sand]

neither team has punted what a game

[sterile bone]

it ain’t Joes fault

i blame Zac Taylor

[broken onyx]

joe burrow pick inc

[hybrid kiln]

ok that one would be fair

[quaint moss]

bro this guy finna pmo💀

[hazy wing]

i was born way after those games. it would be nice if they had won either of them tho. at least i could watch the replays :(

[strong lichen]

if we lose, the cowboys will have a better record than us

[lapis marlin]

I don’t care about these presidents let’s get back to what America actually cares about

[hybrid kiln]

well burrow looked nice this game

[coral bough]

Jets moment

Horrible pick of Purdy lmao

[broken onyx]

NFL+ gotta have the worst commercial break music

[coral bough]

pic

[strong lichen]

at least we aren’t Jacksonville right now

[bitter girder]

i only started paying actual attention to the bengals after they went to the super bowl but now idk what to do

[hybrid kiln]

what do they mean projecting

[normal veldt]

aight my wings arrived cyall

[broken onyx]

that dubstep music is so tilting if your team is losing

[coral bough]

Brad Wing

[hybrid kiln]

it's 47-10 they are not coming back

[glossy oar]

missed most of the game. anything notable i miss?

[coral bough]

Lineman TD

[hollow fossil]

lol

[broken onyx]

chill, trevor lawrence is playing

[vagrant shoal]

Jay dee is HIM

[sterile bone]

what happened i was in the bills game

[broken onyx]

it aint over till its over

[quaint moss]

bro i started joe burrow over jayden daniels in fantasy im literally watching daniels do better on my bench rn

[rich cedar]

GESICKI CATCH IT 2 MORE TIMES PLEASE

[vernal bear]

That’s my lord and savior right there

[sterile bone]

sainristil is him

[last hemlock]

Hi chat

[long hull]

Bengals should put Ochocinco out there

[hollow fossil]

Down by 11 lol

[lapis marlin]

Hi

[coral bough]

red rifle mentioned

[hybrid kiln]

this is what we need

[burnt gull]

Well Ekelers out

[hybrid kiln]

good plays

[cyan eagle]

Final NFCE Predictions:
Eagles 12-5, Commanders 9-8, Cowboys 8-9, Giants 4-13

[hybrid kiln]

a quick drive

[strong lichen]

YEAHHH

[long hull]

Good stuff

[grizzled plover]

OHHHH

[crisp cairn]

eagles have yet to decisively win a game

[sterile bone]

danny picks showed out in the browns game idk man

[short sandal]

CHASEEEEE

[strange island]

Defensive disaster class of a game bro

[full sleet]

oh my gosh😭

[grizzled plover]

12-5💀

[coral bough]

lessss go

[sterile bone]

td bengals

[coral bough]

close game

[hybrid kiln]

CHASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[full sleet]

this is the downfall isn’t it

[solid briar]

HOLDING

[crisp cairn]

eagles are not convincing

[rocky elk]

Washington Secondary still non existent

[hybrid kiln]

I LOVE HIM

[last hemlock]

JAMAR

[coral bough]

bro has grillz lmao

[bitter girder]

THERE WE GO

[sterile bone]

officialy in the end times

[bitter girder]

WE'RE BACK

[solid briar]

THAT WAS THE MOST BLATANT HOLD IVE EVER SEEN

[lapis marlin]

Cmon defense

[quaint moss]

AHHHH

[normal smelt]

bro why’s your script actually playing out

[knotty pulsar]

this ain’t over just yet

[limpid tiger]

Damn chase nice

[grizzled plover]

WE IN FOR A GOOD ONCE

[rocky elk]

1 on 1 with Chase lmao

[quaint moss]

JUST SHOVE IT IN ME CHASE

[rocky elk]

That's bad

[hybrid kiln]

THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS

[lapis marlin]

WOW

[short sandal]

Broken up

[vagrant shoal]

yeah our secondary was always gonna be an issue

[short sandal]

Jeremy Chinn

[sterile bone]

YEAHHHH

[rocky elk]

Easy cowboy

[crisp cairn]

i fw this vibe

[coral bough]

5 point game

[short sandal]

No flags

[hybrid kiln]

oh

[molten fractal]

Type sh

[hybrid kiln]

oh great

[dry cosmos]

Ok who else is kinda scared🤓

[lapis marlin]

YES

[solid briar]

Cry about it the TD should’ve been called back for a hold anyway

[lapis marlin]

GREAT STOP

[last hemlock]

This game getting good

[short sandal]

Is that a flag chat

[hybrid kiln]

nvm we lost

[bitter girder]

that wasn't a good idea

[twilit trail]

I wouldn't say so

[dry cosmos]

👨‍🦯

[knotty pulsar]

oh Jeremy chinn is a commander now?

[coral bough]

Jeremy Chinn jerseys are like 50 % off on the NFL shop rn lol

[solid briar]

The touchdown happened because of a blatant hold not called so idgaf

[twilit trail]

Didn't seem to impact him

[strange island]

Tf happened to defense that was like a 30 second drive

[strong lichen]

WE ARE SO BACK

[oblique robin]

Actual good call he doesnt even try to catch it

[broken onyx]

GOOD REFFING !

[short sandal]

Cop one

[broken onyx]

PROBABLY THE BEST IVE SEEN

[ancient jewel]

fr?

[hybrid kiln]

notice how the ravens fans are the only ones complaining

[full sleet]

why are we putting chase one on one with our corners😭

[broken onyx]

hell yeah

[oblique robin]

Hits his head while his arms are below his chest

[coral bough]

they forgor 💀

[ancient jewel]

because the safety dropped down for some reason 💀💀💀

[hybrid kiln]

also guys as much as I hate ravens fans, their not as bad as cowboys

[sterile bone]

ravens fans need something to be happy about

these past weeks have not been good

[strange island]

Double team chase bru

[hybrid kiln]

he keeps saying, it's ok we'll win next week when the cowboys get embarrassed

[quaint moss]

ravens had ray lewis, ill always respect that shi

[sterile bone]

almost lost to the cowgirls

[plucky matrix]

Real

[strong lichen]

I feel like everyone here is at least remotely pissed that the Steelers are top in the group

[bitter girder]

then there's no one on higgins\

[sterile bone]

i am

for a certain individual

[broken onyx]

no hard feelings, just emotional after seeing what bengals fans were saying on twitter after that chiefs vs ravens game

[ancient jewel]

that was working earlier idk why they stopped

[hybrid kiln]

and they make fun of me for the Bengals losing to the 2x defending champs

[lean schooner]

washington losing 😂 ✌️

[hybrid kiln]

i didn't see anything

[modern sand]

never thought I'd see the day the refs bail out the Commanders

[hybrid kiln]

i wanted the ravens to win

[sterile bone]

lost to vikings please shh

[normal smelt]

not the way the bengals have been playing

[molten fractal]

Texans ahh

[knotty pulsar]

ok so that was PI

[short sandal]

No shame in dat

[leaden void]

Refs screwed the bengals

[broken onyx]

nahh bruh i go on tiktok and i see an edit of lamar and mark andrews working at mcdonalds and i go on twitter i just see that wide open pass lamar miss on repeat 😭

[sterile bone]

darnold is him

[rocky elk]

Big PI

[sterile bone]

sadly

[coral bough]

reasonably egregious

[crisp cairn]

bro vikes are the best team in the league what ru even trying to say here

[oblique robin]

Correct call

[bitter girder]

bengals are enemies with PI now

[sterile bone]

they arent supposed to be

[oblique robin]

I am not bias

[hybrid kiln]

FINALLY A PENALTY ON WAS

[sterile bone]

😔

[lapis marlin]

Completely unbiased but that wasn’t PI

[coral bough]

Wow, first penalty

[hybrid kiln]

why is trey on the sideline

[rocky elk]

Momentum back with Cincy

FUMBLE

[coral bough]

ZACH ERTZ

[leaden void]

It literally was

[sterile bone]

nicky poo

[leaden void]

Bro you’re so dumb

[narrow token]

Do Bengals still have hope

[hybrid kiln]

Ugh

[burnt gull]

It was

[foggy sandal]

Zach erts?

[molten fractal]

Moments before disaster

[hybrid kiln]

That got me excited

[vagrant shoal]

Zach Hurts

[sterile bone]

that was PI

[knotty pulsar]

Zach ertz in 2024

[lapis marlin]

I was joking guys

[hybrid kiln]

and look at that

[harsh vessel]

hows it going over here

[hybrid kiln]

if they score again we dead

[sterile bone]

give it back to mcaffrey

[knotty pulsar]

hold them to a field goal

[sterile bone]

thanos

[molten fractal]

Washington looking good and cincy being forced to lock in and score

[oblique robin]

Lets get a 2nd passing td for the year

[molten fractal]

Overall good game

[rocky elk]

Way better than Jags bills

[knotty pulsar]

oh

[harsh vessel]

bengals fans its alr yall always start 0-3 so dont get your hopes down yet

[knotty pulsar]

kliff kingsbury has a job in 2024

[hybrid kiln]

no it's not alright

[broken onyx]

YESS I HIT MY PARLAY

[rocky kayak]

Bengals been getting cooked by this College offense all night 😂

[broken onyx]

IM A MILLIONAIRE

[hybrid kiln]

BIG 3rd Down

[lapis marlin]

Massive

[short sandal]

TERRY

[broken onyx]

bengals can win i dont care anymore 😭

im fake as hell

[coral bough]

💀

[short sandal]

Scary Teryyyy

[lapis marlin]

Damn bruh 💀

[coral bough]

good catch'

[sterile bone]

terry

[knotty pulsar]

damn

[hybrid kiln]

SHOOT DANGIT

[strong lichen]

if they score this drive im a panthers fan now

[limpid tiger]

Terry

[knotty pulsar]

this offense is scary

[hybrid kiln]

GOSH GOLLY WILIKERS

[coral bough]

theyre gonna get held to a FG but the Bengals are gonna get a TD but no 2 pointer

calling it

[lean schooner]

this game is a mid off

[hybrid kiln]

BY GOLLY

[strong lichen]

no exceptions

[lean schooner]

joe burrow sucks

[torn blade]

Bro is not watching the same game

[hybrid kiln]

BAZINGA

[harsh vessel]

i was watching the bills kick ass against the jags so idk how that game is going

[strong lichen]

why are you trying to get this entire channel against you

[coral bough]

crazy

[lapis marlin]

Here we go

[normal smelt]

try harder not good enough ragebait

[harsh vessel]

bills won 47-10 if yall wondering

[hybrid kiln]

SAXK

[rocky elk]

HENDRICKSON

[hybrid kiln]

JSUSHSJ

[coral bough]

WOAGH

[lapis marlin]

CMON COMMANDERS

[bitter girder]

trey hendrickson is better lol

[strong lichen]

GOD DAMN

[hybrid kiln]

WATCH TERRY

[molten fractal]

Jags are bad

[short sandal]

WHAT A HIT

GENO STONE

[long hull]

Boom! Laid out

[sleek cobalt]

Geno Stone what a hit

[coral bough]

bro

[hybrid kiln]

oo nasty hit

[rocky elk]

Big hittt

[coral bough]

wow

[short sandal]

Holy

[rocky elk]

Man used the right stick

[sleek cobalt]

Real football came back for a second

[grizzled plover]

WHAT A HIT GOODNESS

[rocky elk]

That's a clean hit stick

[lapis marlin]

chill out bengals

[timid escarp]

that could have been flagged wow

[strong lichen]

4TH DOWN

[lean schooner]

if bengals give up a 2nd and 20 im rooting for washington

[umbral shale]

Bo Nix still ROTY

[harsh vessel]

they almost did

[coral bough]

thats a long FG

[lean schooner]

ok good it's still washington losing 😂 ✌️

[knotty pulsar]

ohhh this is interesting

[umbral shale]

They’re going for it

[harsh vessel]

joe shiesty classic coming up

[coral bough]

yeah ytou gotta

[knotty pulsar]

I wouldn’t

[short sandal]

ERTZ

[strong lichen]

😔

[strange island]

Bru why run 2 screens

[umbral shale]

got it

[tame bone]

Why are they going for it

[sleek cobalt]

Dan Quinn thinks he’s Dan Campbell

[tame bone]

Wtf

GOT IT

[lean schooner]

oh wow

[strange island]

NONO

NO

WHY

[vagrant shoal]

JAY DEE IS SO GOOD

[harsh vessel]

unfortunate

[hybrid kiln]

gg

[grizzled plover]

What the heck happened

[rocky elk]

Bro Bengals lmao

[umbral shale]

bengals defense is so bad

[knotty pulsar]

wow

[rocky elk]

cmon

[hybrid kiln]

we have no pass d

[grizzled plover]

That’s ggs

[harsh vessel]

im sorry bengals fans

[twilit trail]

HOW'D THEY GET THAT

[tame bone]

Game over

[coral bough]

bro said gg with 4 minutes left

[normal smelt]

jayden daniels so cool man

[burnt gull]

we know. trust

[lapis marlin]

YES

[hybrid kiln]

what even was that

[lapis marlin]

LETS GOO

[limpid tiger]

This is insane

[foggy sandal]

Erts is good tbh lol

[coral bough]

Wow

[harsh vessel]

idc who wins tbh bills got the win thats all i care about

[limpid tiger]

JD roty legacy game

[grizzled plover]

Bengals are cooked

[devout gull]

Bengals could still go OT if they get a stop

[hybrid kiln]

we had a 2nd and 17 and we gave that up

[foggy sandal]

Miss him on the eagles

[bitter girder]

can they stop getting the first or what

[unique ingot]

uh oh guys

[strange island]

Why did they go for it wtf

[tame bone]

Touchdown here basically ends it

[grizzled plover]

Jags fan?

[coral bough]

yeah

not over yet tho

[rocky elk]

Even a field goal makes this game dicey

[long hull]

Commanders looking like the Chiefs closing this game out

[narrow token]

Bengals im so sorry

[strong lichen]

like I said

if the commanders score

[unique ingot]

not for long, thinking about rooting for the chiefs

[raw rover]

loooooooooooooooooooooool

[hybrid kiln]

I really don't want to shave my eyebrow

[strong lichen]

I’m a panthers fan

[edgy peak]

2024 Zach Ertz best TE of all time

[harsh vessel]

rooting for the bengals tho

[lean schooner]

oh nah bengals let them convert a 2nd and 20, bengals losing 😂 ✌️

[tame bone]

Tf they doing bro

[harsh vessel]

2nd and 21 actually

[tame bone]

Stop running the ball

[umbral shale]

If Daniels has a 15 point blown lead on his resume he can’t be ROTY I fear

[covert ice]

we have ourselves a game.

[hybrid kiln]

0-3 teams have never made the playoffs

this is sad

[knotty pulsar]

I’ve seen it before

[harsh vessel]

2021 bengals did didnt they

[tame bone]

Timeout

[knotty pulsar]

2018 Texans

[hybrid kiln]

no they were 2-1

[molten fractal]

If Commanders win Joe Burrow is gonna be pissed

[hybrid kiln]

week 1 W against Vikings 27-24

[molten fractal]

Theyll lock in

[short sandal]

Nah I remember they beat us

[rocky elk]

They gotta scheme Scary Terry 1 on 1 and take the shot

[unique ingot]

I'm a chiefs fan now

[hazy wing]

that's not true. it's just really rare

[coral bough]

Bengals Terrell Owens

[grizzled plover]

Down bad

[cloud tundra]

Washington still has fans?

[hybrid kiln]

come on huge play

[lapis marlin]

Says a cardinals fan

[sterile bone]

yeah its over for the bengals

[devout gull]

Lmfaooooooo

[short sandal]

TOUCHDOWNNNNN

[tame bone]

First down or touchdown ends it

[strong lichen]

god damn it

[grizzled plover]

ITS OVER

[short sandal]

TERRYYYY

[coral bough]

Only the Texans with Watson in 2018 iirc

[sleek cobalt]

OMG

[umbral shale]

MCLAURIN

[unique ingot]

imagine not being 3-0

[tame bone]

TOUCHDOWN COMMANDERS

[vagrant shoal]

JAY DEE IS SO GOOOOOOOOOOD

[molten fractal]

We just saw a live team hop

[sleek cobalt]

THATS THE DAGGER

[harsh vessel]

no words

[visual kernel]

Wow

[grizzled plover]

IS THIS THE DAGGER

[leaden void]

Ofc you’re one of those fans

[harsh vessel]

im so sorry

[hybrid kiln]

wow

[sterile bone]

TOUCH DOWN MCLAURINNNN

[timid escarp]

HAHAHA

[glacial canopy]

OH MY GOSH

[tame bone]

BALL GAME

[twilit trail]

OH MY GOD

[limpid tiger]

JD IS INSANE

[hybrid kiln]

this is the worst I've ever seen us play

[lapis marlin]

YESSSS

[knotty pulsar]

bro called game

[normal smelt]

SCARY TERRY

[worldly flare]

welcome to the 0-3 club cincy

[twilit trail]

WHAT A THROW

[hybrid kiln]

this is actually embarassing

[full sleet]

TERRY MCLAURIN IM GONNA CRY

[dry cosmos]

AGGHGG

[eager solar]

HIM

[lapis marlin]

TERYYYYYYYUYYYYYY

[quartz moat]

HELL YEAH

[dry cosmos]

OWNS CAM BRITT

[lapis marlin]

ABAHAHHHHHHHH

[eager solar]

MY LSU GOAT

[solid briar]

ITS JOE BURROVER!!!

[rocky elk]

WHAT DID I SAY

[mild bluff]

OMG

[lean schooner]

bengals 😂 ✌️

[mild bluff]

ITS SO OVER

[lapis marlin]

LETSSGO OOOOOO

[timid escarp]

what a catch!!!

[knotty pulsar]

I’ve seen enough Daniels is rookie of the year

[short sandal]

DANIELS IS THE ROOKIE OF THE DAMN YEAR

[hearty tulip]

GGS

[worldly flare]

WELCOME TO THE 0-3 CLUB CINCY

[slate token]

How are Bengals so bad

[cyan eagle]

Bruh I got muted
I was tryna say the Browns were hot garbage this season

[twilit trail]

Incredible

[edgy peak]

Oh my god Daniels is actually him

[quartz moat]

WHAT A CATCH MY GOODNESS

[coral bough]

man he was barely in

[normal smelt]

BENGALS ARE COOKED

[gray grove]

SCARY TERRRY

[lapis marlin]

[hearty tulip]

that game was so interesting

[eager solar]

HIM

[strong lichen]

LMFAOOO BENGALS ARE SO ASS PANTHERS GOING 15-2

[hybrid kiln]

34-7

[cyan eagle]

All of our games so far have been against good teams

[sterile bone]

they are hot garbage

[timid escarp]

Jaiden Daniels is really good so far

[lapis marlin]

SCARY TERRY LETS GO

[molten fractal]

JAYDEN DANIELS HYPE TRAIN STARTS HERE

[rocky elk]

It's over now lol

[lean schooner]

0-3

[pearl stream]

[unique ingot]

I'm a Commanders fan now, lfg boys!

[mild bluff]

Daniels is him

[oblique robin]

LEFT HAND UP

WHO ARE WE

[raw rover]

wow a TD with only 10 people

[hybrid kiln]

could be worse

[oblique robin]

THE COMMANDERS

[crisp cairn]

fair enough big dog

[narrow token]

I am not ok it's 0-3 for Bengals

[frozen cradle]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[sleek cobalt]

THE COMMANDERS

[hybrid kiln]

I think I'm a steelers fan now

[floral inlet]

Once again Terry is such a good WR I would take him over any diva

[leaden raven]

Wow

[ancient jewel]

LETS GO VAVY

[coral bough]

[lean schooner]

yall gonna be 0-16

[coral bough]

Washington

[ancient jewel]

LETS GO BABY

[lime fable]

Wait he didn’t have 2 feet down

Someone explain rq

[leaden void]

Bro you probably change teams every week

[unique ingot]

[worldly flare]

ARE THE TITANS STILL THE WORST TEAM IN THE NFL NOW

[timid escarp]

Joe Burrow can only do so much lol

[hollow jewel]

Bears missed on Daniels and picked Caleb 🤣 🤣 🤣

[fervent rover]

Dang bengals thought y’all would have a comeback

[short sandal]

Knee down is a touchdown

[molten fractal]

“If you cant beat em, join em” ass 😭

[lime fable]

Ahhh ok

[hazy wing]

according to google, 6 teams total have done it

[lean schooner]

he's trash

[dry cosmos]

Who else is crying

[broken onyx]

bengals can still win just get an onside kick

[strange island]

WHAT A GAME

THAT WAS A PI TOO

[hybrid kiln]

STILER GHANTA SIPER BWL

[timid escarp]

hes not trash, hes just super over-rated

[fervent rover]

Me

[unique ingot]

no, i change way more frequently than that to troll ppl

[hybrid kiln]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[strange island]

MCLAURINNNEIGDISEIEBBDJD

[raw rover]

damn with 10 people is crazy

[ancient jewel]

[limpid tiger]

Insane game

JD legacy game

[sleek cobalt]

What happened to shame?

[ancient jewel]

TERRY MACLAURIN

[worldly flare]

Im crying tears of joy that bengals are 0-3

[coral bough]

Oh i was looking at 2000 or newer

[fervent rover]

Right? Good ahh game today

[barren void]

Jayden Daniel daaaaammmnn

[frozen cradle]

Steelers winning the afc north im cryin 😭

[sacred arch]

Jayden a grown man sheesh

[strong lichen]

panthers could never 😹

[hollow jewel]

why does Gronk talk like he's slow on this ad?

[hybrid kiln]

you see the issue is

[cloud tundra]

HTTR
HV
BOTW
FFOTD

[hollow fossil]

0/3 lol

[raw rover]

Damn Daniel (is this still cool)

[ancient jewel]

i unironically shed a tear just now

[fervent rover]

Burrow 2 min legacy drive incoming

[sacred veldt]

SCARY TERRY GOAT

[sterile bone]

2-1 commanders

[twilit trail]

Imagine being 0-3 lol

[pearl stream]

scary teerryyy

[worldly flare]

Breaking news cincinnati bengals sign Baby Gronk

[timid escarp]

Steelers are like Roaches man, they refuse to die

[torn blade]

Scary terry is back baby

[hybrid kiln]

we aren't a bad team, like why can't we be bad

[lapis marlin]

I love you terry

[chrome gorge]

What a throw by Daniels good lord

[hollow fossil]

Make them 0-4 😓🤫

[echo crest]

@dreamy bloom my giy where are you at i told you!!!!!!

[rocky elk]

https://imgur.com/QsNlExg

[unique ingot]

lost my fantasy week cause my opponent had jayden daniels, so bittersweet

[rocky elk]

Awe

[hazy wing]

yeah, the texans are the only one since 2000, so the bengals are done basically

[worldly flare]

titans at 30th in the league 🔥

[frozen cradle]

i cannot wait for the 1-3 bengals vs the 1-3/2-2 ravens

[chrome gorge]

WE CANT SO U CANT EITHER

[rocky elk]

😭

[sacred veldt]

Beautiful

[modern sand]

Bengals poverty im crine

[empty thicket]

Remember when Bengals fans came trolling in the browns channel because they lost to the giants

[sacred veldt]

used to pray for games like these

[coral bough]

Holy cow the 1992 Chargers did it after starting 0-4 :o

[patent bay]

is this game over

[hollow fossil]

Why is your name that 14-3 or 3-14

[broken onyx]

ban the mod

[coral bough]

cool :3

[broken onyx]

10 minute timeout

[modern sand]

Travis Hunter will save the Bengals franchise

[worldly flare]

Titans are going 14-3

[molten fractal]

They took our poll permissions

[edgy peak]

How the panthers and giants gonna get a win before the bungles LMAO

[ancient jewel]

this was so beautiful

[fervent rover]

My opponent has Zack mods, thank goodness the bengals coaching staff didn’t realize they could have won with their run game 😭🙏🏼

[coral bough]

rea;

[empty thicket]

How does it feel to know your team is the worst in the division 😭😭😭

[frozen cradle]

they finished 11-1 it was mad

[coral bough]

real

[timid escarp]

if the bills beat the ravens next week im going to be so over the moon

[normal smelt]

i’m going to bed games basically over i better not wake up to no bengals comeback

[knotty pulsar]

nahhh I had the bengals starting 3-0

[sacred veldt]

THis is beautiful

[hollow fossil]

It isn’t April fools btw

[hazy wing]

that is actually insane omfg

[worldly flare]

Never thought id see cincy at 4th in the AFC North in the big 2024

[strong lichen]

it’s so over

[broken onyx]

you better be active in the chat next week

[empty thicket]

They haven’t been good recently wym???

[frozen cradle]

if we go 3-0 over our next 3 games we’re the best team in the nfl i don’t wanna hear it

i’m expecting 2-1

[coral bough]

and they won a game :3 and the division

[worldly flare]

They beat our legendary roster 2 years ago to go to the super bowl

[frozen cradle]

loss to either the ravens or the jets

[molten fractal]

So there IS a chance?!

#BengalsSuperBowlBound

[empty thicket]

Everyone gave Burrow a pass last year because he hurt his hand 😭😭

[coral bough]

real

[empty thicket]

There’s no excuses this year

[coral bough]

Burrow hasnt played bad lol

[worldly flare]

#TitansSuperBowlBound

[empty thicket]

You gotta score more than the other team tho right

[vocal ingot]

We up fr our defense still got cooked by Jamar though

[coral bough]

285 YDs and 3 TDs

[lapis marlin]

Yeah it’s not really joes fault

[bitter girder]

did you know a team can a have a good offense but a poor defense?

[strong lichen]

fun fact: you saw cincy at 4th in the AFC North in the big 2024

[hazy wing]

burrow doesn't play defense

[twilit trail]

Defense is somehow worse than last year's

[worldly flare]

Yeah man going into the astronomical 2025 and the bengals still suck like they always have

[empty thicket]

Cope harder

[unique ingot]

#JagsSuperBowlBound

[nova cloud]

Can the Bengals still make to the playoffs?

[vocal ingot]

Cincy pass defense might be worse than ours and that says something

[worldly flare]

Will never happen

[tame bone]

No

[long hull]

So just put him in on defense...

[worldly flare]

We can all agree the 0-3 titans would destroy 3-0 colts though right

[bitter girder]

you should've seen our run defense last week

[eager mist]

MCLAURINNNN

[nova cloud]

I dunno I think they are going 10-7

[sleek cobalt]

Cat teams down bad rn

[bitter girder]

i wanted to die

[eager mist]

Is jayden daniels the real deal

[hazy wing]

at this point, might as well haha

[worldly flare]

7-10*

[nova cloud]

Damn my take sucked 😭😭😭

[coral bough]

2 minutes!

[coarse gale]

mclaurin so happy he has a qb

[strong lichen]

all animal teams are ass rn except for the bills

[nova cloud]

0-3-14

[remote hamlet]

aight chat im back from timeout my bad

[sleek cobalt]

Bobby Wagner in the big 2024

[twilit trail]

Tf are these play calls

[coral bough]

LOL i was about to say

[unique ingot]

you should use Draft Kings and bet your morgage #SponsoredPost

[remote hamlet]

the nastiest Super Bowl run starts now trust

[hybrid kiln]

the bengals chat is in shambles

[worldly flare]

The astronomical 2025 is approaching and the pittsburgh Steelers without big ben are better than cincinnati

[twilit trail]

Cincy’s not even trying

[rocky elk]

Props to the bengals for atleast not giving up 100% even though the game is over

[dry cosmos]

Jayden has more tds than incompletions

[molten fractal]

99% of gamblers quit before the big win!

[hybrid kiln]

technically it's not be yeah it is

[strong lichen]

bengals ain’t losing more games, they fr going 0-3-14 😔

[hollow jewel]

these receivers aren't even invested in this drive, they gave up on burrow

[lapis marlin]

2 touchdowns, 1 minute, 1 time out

[distant summit]

what are the bengals doing'

[lapis marlin]

It’s over

[coral bough]

Fun fact: Ben Roethlisberger has 1 super bowl touchdown pass

bro had a 22 QBR for Super Bowl XL

[long hull]

This is the Bengals reset season

[old elm]

ihe has 3 actually

[rocky elk]

Carried

[coral bough]

no he doesnt he had 1 in XLIII and 0 in XL

[molten fractal]

Commanders tickets are going to increase now that they are 2-1. Gonna he harder for me to surprise my dad to a game😭

[coral bough]

Antwaan Randle El had a TD pass in XL lol

[rocky elk]

he also played Greenbay and got 2

In a loss

[old elm]

he had 2 agaisnt green bay

[coral bough]

;j kmthrsjnkrtgh

I was looking at the wins

mb

[rocky elk]

[ancient jewel]

this is gg surely right

[vocal ingot]

Y'all had me thinking that rookie was better than he actually is

[coral bough]

how did bro hang on

[lapis marlin]

Out of bounds but what a catch

[cyan eagle]

I’ve seen enough, Jayden Daniels OROTY

[coral bough]

what a catch holy

[limpid tiger]

Nice catch

[remote hamlet]

NOW WE ARE PASSING THE BALL?

[sterile bone]

91% completion percentage for jd

flag dont matter

[lapis marlin]

Damn

[grizzled plover]

Bengals got a chance if they get a td and recover an onside

[coral bough]

TD time

[grizzled plover]

Bengals really about to be 0-3

[remote hamlet]

I mean i guess

[sterile bone]

dropped

[grizzled plover]

Gosh dang it Higgins

[timid escarp]

a good call on that flag, just wish they would have called that on the Chiefs XD

[coral bough]

onside kicks are basically impossible now

[hollow jewel]

cowgirls got lucky yesterday

[sterile bone]

touchdown

[knotty pulsar]

onside kicks aren’t for everyone

[long hull]

Have there been any successful onside kicks this season?

[coral bough]

lol true

[twilit trail]

There was one literally yesterday

[coral bough]

[long hull]

Thanks Troy Aikman

[grizzled plover]

Zach moss just won me my fantasy matchup when I had a 1% of winning

[vocal ingot]

Ggs

[real oriole]

zac taylor you are stupid crazy

[sterile bone]

cowgirls

[long hull]

I missed the second half of the Cowboys game last night 😢

[ancient jewel]

lets see what happens

[sleek cobalt]

Gardner Minshew mentioned 🔥

[vocal ingot]

91.3 completion rate is wild

[sterile bone]

in third game as a starter

daniels is special

yeah that was terrible

[sleek cobalt]

Something about Southern California QBs

[sterile bone]

why would you do that

[vocal ingot]

JD was cooking and Terry finally got going

[coral bough]

gg y'all

[sterile bone]

ggs

[rocky elk]

And game

GG

[sterile bone]

commanders 2-1

[lapis marlin]

Gg

[limpid tiger]

GO COMMS

[gray grove]

Gg Bengals

[knotty pulsar]

nice job commanders

[timid escarp]

GAME

[twilit trail]

God bless you Washington

[sterile bone]

bengals start off 0-3

[vocal ingot]

Ggs JD looking like the future thank God for that

[dry cosmos]

RAAAAAAH

[twilit trail]

Y’all did damn good today

[sleek cobalt]

Left hand up 🙋‍♂️

[dry cosmos]

ggs bengals fans 🤝

[ancient jewel]

gg

[hybrid kiln]

trade the entire d

[lapis marlin]

I’m so happy

[little crow]

This was a good game ngl

[acoustic idol]

Good game Washington

[ancient jewel]

that was an incredible game

[vocal ingot]

I'm still not sure how Bengals only got one sack 😅

[hybrid kiln]

gg

[ancient jewel]

WE LEADING THE NFC EAST BABY

[dry cosmos]

Oline played great

[quartz moat]

CINCINNATI BENGALS WHAT HAPPENDUHHH

[timid escarp]

Remember Bengals first 4 games are always terrible

[acoustic idol]

Season is over tho on to next year

[torn blade]

gg

[sterile bone]

no punts or turnovers

insane

[vocal ingot]

2*

[bitter girder]

i hate this team

[hybrid kiln]

Burrow and Daniels looked great but the Bengals have no D

[hazy wing]

gg imma go play tabletop simulator with my friends and cry

[untold geyser]

LETS GO COMMANDERS

[grizzled plover]

Down bad

[untold geyser]

WOOOOO

[remote hamlet]

GG Washington

[sterile bone]

go commanders

[strong lichen]

It’s so over

[ancient jewel]

🔥🔥

[lapis marlin]

That was an incredible game

[torn blade]

LFGGGG

[cold isle]

You love to see it

[untold geyser]

left hand up ✋

[tranquil laurel]

Nice job commanders

[untold geyser]

i am proudly wearing my jersey tomorrow

[white dove]

JAYDEN DANIELSSSSS WE RIDE

[ancient jewel]

✋✋

[bitter girder]

we want a new run defense

[barren void]

C@mmies may be decent this year

[bitter girder]

and CTB needs to stfu

[acoustic idol]

We need a new defense entirely

No one showed up

[quasi nacelle]

burrow > allen

🤓

[untold geyser]

yessir

[long hull]

Burrow looks like Cody Rhodes with his bleached hair

[sterile bone]

caleb williams and tyler scott for jd5

[untold geyser]

no

[sterile bone]

and a first rounder

[dry cosmos]

Im so happy for terry

[sterile bone]

give me

[untold geyser]

no

yall had your chance

[sterile bone]

i know 😔

[limpid tiger]

That was an awesome game

[untold geyser]

fumbled the bag

[untold geyser]

ong

[sterile bone]

its okay caleb will ball

in year 10

🙏

[untold geyser]

😕

[barren void]

😭

[untold geyser]

wishful thinking tbh..

[ancient jewel]

me too mann

[broken onyx]

will ball for the ufl

[sterile bone]

2 tds 4 ints

[ancient jewel]

they all hated on him

[long hull]

Best Bears can offer is trade him after year 3 and reset. Rinse and repeat

[sacred veldt]

Commanders

[sterile bone]

if caleb is bad by 2026 trade

give us arch manning

[dry cosmos]

Jd just had to realize he can toss it up to terry and he will come down with it

[hearty tulip]

That was one good asf game to watch

[dry cosmos]

That duos gonna be great

[ancient jewel]

fo real

[sterile bone]

gg’s

[broken onyx]

commanders gonna be 2-0 against cowboys

[ancient jewel]

but the thing is sometimes nobody was open, he literally had to run it

[broken onyx]

if they dont fix that run defense

[ancient jewel]

JD, Terry, BRJ we got some good ass threats

[coral bough]

they gotta make up for thanksgiving last year

[quasi nacelle]

where are the bengal fans

[ancient jewel]

we just need a looooot of defensive work

[ancient jewel]

gg bro

[blissful wolf]

hey!

[sterile bone]

so do we 😭

rlly fun game to watch tho

[blissful wolf]

good game yall

entertaining

[sacred veldt]

gg bro respect

[sterile bone]

ye gg’s man was fun

[ancient jewel]

it was a heart wrenching game

[blissful wolf]

first game since 1940 to have no turnovers or punts so

[normal veldt]

When he threw that TD pass to Terry I screamed man that was so good

[blissful wolf]

fr

[sterile bone]

i hope you guys win ur division cus damn ur fun to watch

[ancient jewel]

i unironically shed a tear

we are in a new era

[broken onyx]

damn washington fans are too nice, it really was just the ravens fans talking trash 😭

[coral bough]

big GGs

[limpid tiger]

JD5 era

[blissful wolf]

hopefully you guys flip the script soon, gotta see burrow back in the po’s fs 🙏

[sterile bone]

fr bro they the coolest

[slate token]

The steelers are going to easily win the north the ravens And bengals defenses are horrible

[ancient jewel]

ty bro, good luck to you all as well

[sterile bone]

appreciate it bro

ngl all commanders games this year were so good

rooting for them this year

[sterile bone]

heck yeah.. appreciate it

[thick sable]

I mean this is the first time in forever that washington could actually be good and be hopeful

[sterile bone]

ngl they my fav team in the NFC rn

i hope bengals kick it back

[normal veldt]

Good luck to the bengals tho, I still love you guys and will love to see what they do

[ancient jewel]

nah whoever called us a simple college offense i dont even got anything to say bro.

[sterile bone]

[thick sable]

im not looking forward to playing washington twice

[sterile bone]

underrated team

[sterile bone]

😭

[next moth]

ggs

[sterile bone]

gl ur gonna need it

[sterile bone]

dont even know what to say to yall

[coarse fable]

Daniels is QB1

lalala

[ancient jewel]

noah brown, brj, terry, jd5 the offense is gonna be cooking

[coarse fable]

I’m so happy

[normal veldt]

Don’t you need to change your banner or smth

[sterile bone]

how you feeling haley

[sterile bone]

they did

[normal veldt]

Oh I didn’t see

[coarse fable]

If we get another WR

[normal veldt]

Hahahaha

[next moth]

i already did

[coarse fable]

oh my days

We gon be so tuff

[normal veldt]

Looks great 😭

[sterile bone]

😭

[next moth]

i'm fine, sucks we lost but yk

[sterile bone]

real

[next moth]

i'm fine lol

[sterile bone]

average life of a bears fan

[next moth]

moving onto next week

[sterile bone]

our offense played well for the most part.. terrible coaching and defense

[ancient jewel]

we always make it a close game with the eagles which i found really funny

[thick sable]

thanks

[sterile bone]

its okay though positivity next week

[sacred veldt]

ay good luck

[ancient jewel]

but any divisonal games i watch with fervor because i love to see some good games between us

[normal veldt]

Luke Mccaffrey could be him

[sterile bone]

thanks bro u too

[normal veldt]

Dyami played alright

[tardy tangle]

YALL THOUGHT THIS WAS A FREE WIN HAHAHAHAHHA

[next moth]

really proud of tee especially with it being his first game back

[somber olive]

crazy dub

[thick sable]

yeah and now that you guys got a good QB (who I really liked coming into the draft too) I am not looking forward to our games

[sterile bone]

ye fr the offense played well imo

[somber olive]

they never let it go

[sterile bone]

very action packed game

[boreal mountain]

Bengals

Yall suck

[tight fractal]

i support the commanders when the Bills aren't on because the commanders are a weak team and I like to see them be good

[ancient jewel]

its gonna be real close no matter what happens

[sterile bone]

😭

[next moth]

this is the only game that didn't bore me all week

congrats commanders

[sterile bone]

bro fr

[boreal mountain]

Losing to the commanders is insane

Give us Jamarr Chase

[sterile bone]

jets game was good too

[next moth]

nahhhhhh

[blissful wolf]

glad lions finally starting to win

[tight fractal]

commanders for the Superbowl

[ancient jewel]

i think its because our defenses both suck so nobody couldnt even get a stop

[thick sable]

probably true

[ancient jewel]

it was good big time plays

[modern sand]

i seen some bad football but this takes the cake in 45 YEARS as a bengals fan I have never seen it this bad we need to RELEASE burrow chase higgins Hendrickson Hilton Zack Moss, Zack Taylor, Dax hill, dj turner, Orlando brown, Ted Carrots, Mike gisecki, and cam Taylor Britt and bring in a REAL TEAM

[next moth]

yep!

[blissful wolf]

LOLL

[thick sable]

yeah when eagles play you guys we need to exploit the defense as much as possible

[next moth]

get out yeat

[thick sable]

hope jalen doesn't make stupid turnovers

[tight fractal]

release the entire team and just make it one guy

[thick sable]

and hope sirianni doesn't make stupid decisions

[boreal mountain]

Bro the Commanders? LMAOOOOOOO

[ancient jewel]

we're cooked if aj brown is matched against st juste again

[next moth]

i also didn't have to ban anyone in this chat so good job y'all

[thick sable]

🔥

[long hull]

Yeat is a high-ranking NFL discord member

[sterile bone]

don’t overlook them they are definitely underrated but yeah we didn’t have our best day today

[sterile bone]

ted carrots my goat

dont hate

[tight fractal]

watch the Commanders be the underdog

[sterile bone]

they honestly might be

[thick sable]

alright first eagles-commanders game week 11 see you f-ers then

[boreal mountain]

Its nice to have good sportsmanship after an L but you KNOW losing to them is crazy

[sterile bone]

losing to the pats was too

i’m just numb atp

😭

[sacred veldt]

I feel that

[boreal mountain]

Understandable, hopefully things turn around

[sterile bone]

[ancient jewel]

yeah u feel it cuz we been living it for the past 20 years

[sterile bone]

appreciate it bro

[thick sable]

surely the bengals are gonna beat the panthers right

[boreal mountain]

Plenty of upsets this week

[thick sable]

well

andy dalton

[sterile bone]

idk i think the red rifle gonna get us ngl

[sacred veldt]

stand proud, ya'll don't got SNyder so even if it's bad this year you'll probably fix it in like, a year or two lmao

[next moth]

this is the nicest chat all week omg

y'all are great

[sterile bone]

we need better coaching fr

[thick sable]

💀

if that happens you guys gonna be 0-4

[tame bone]

I better not see another Commanders vs Bengals game again

[sterile bone]

[tame bone]

And another Jags vs Bills game

[next moth]

go away

[boreal mountain]

I hope the Seahawks fans are cool

[next moth]

lukas you always complain about the games in here

[ancient jewel]

fk u and see you then 😂

[tame bone]

Why? I cant show my opinion?

[sacred veldt]

It's cause Commanders expect to lose every week so humility is in the fanbase veins lmao

[thick sable]

😹

[sterile bone]

ngl respect

[sacred veldt]

bet

[next moth]

this game kept me on the edge of my seat

[tame bone]

It didn’t for me

[sterile bone]

bro it was the best game all week

[torn blade]

avg cowboys fan