Week 4: Cowboys vs Giants - Thursday, September 26

[cosmic robin]

I'm probably going to get cancelled for this sticker.

[fiery loom]

masterclass

[solemn sparrow]

good evening sirs

[naive prawn]

[half slate]

bro 😭

[iron knot]

Coach of the year (7-13 record since) 😭

[hollow vortex]

Lol Nabers nice drop

[formal temple]

Bring back 2015 score board 🗣️

[cosmic robin]

😭

[boreal ore]

nahhhh fire nabers drop tho

ceedee could neve

[slow prairie]

hmmmm

[pliant acorn]

brian daboll looks like a millenial santa claus

[fiery loom]

he remembered hes a giant

[mystic shale]

LETS GO D

[boreal ore]

fire nabers drop nahh he's the goat right?

[slow prairie]

Giants waste so much talent man

[atomic moat]

Annndddd thats why Nabors isn't the best player on the Giants. Danny Dimes will spare him when the rapture comes.

[boreal ore]

nahhhh fire nabers drop he's the goat though!!!!11

[stoic finch]

America team wins here

[mystic shale]

PICK

[boreal ore]

nahhh that was a fire nabers drop that was on the refs for sure guys!!!!!!!!!!1111

[cerulean sky]

Nice throw Jones 😂😂

[dusky spear]

W FREE PLAY

[gleaming totem]

Free play

[boreal ore]

nahhh that was a fire nabers drop that was on the refs for sure guys!!

[fossil oasis]

Good thing that was free play lol

[obsidian elm]

mannnnn

[boreal ore]

nahhh that was a fire nabers drop that was on the refs for sure guys!!!!!

[wheat notch]

Such a bad play by jones

[slow prairie]

lol

[topaz vault]

offsides

[stiff ocean]

He throws a dime
TO THE DEFENSE

[slow prairie]

no play is a bad play on a free play

[shut fractal]

Danny dimes 🔥

[tacit saddle]

baited by daniel jones, master strategist

[boreal ore]

NAH FIRE DIME TO THE DEFENSE

[cerulean sky]

Dak wouldn’t throw that pick

[hollow vortex]

Free shot

Take it every time

[mystic shale]

Dimes bouta throw 2 more picks today

[tiny spindle]

Except that one

[boreal ore]

nah fire pick tho

[atomic moat]

Rofl Danny Dimes just baited the Cowboys. Cowboys fans don't have the cognitive ability to understand Agarthan tatics.

[boreal ore]

that was a dime to our defesne

[slow prairie]

I mean it, its 5 yards and no loss of downs

[fiery loom]

this dude can not throw down field

[slow prairie]

its ok

[dense sandal]

Good throw Danny.

[boreal ore]

wow

[dusky spear]

WWW

[stiff ocean]

ROBINSON

[fiery loom]

WANDALE WWWWW

[cerulean sky]

Cowboys can’t tackle

[atomic moat]

DANNY. DIMES.

[fossil oasis]

Great defense Dallas jesus christ

[hollow vortex]

Nice play Wandale

[pliant acorn]

whos gonna tell brian that he had a qb glowdown

[round escarp]

how are yall ahead?

[boreal ore]

our defense really can't tackle

[hasty nest]

I’m tryna see a Prescott 60+ pass

[boreal ore]

watch on twitch

[round escarp]

im literally on amazon

[unreal obsidian]

“Needed 9, got 11”

[copper rune]

just walked my obese dog, do we have the lead as expected ?

[dense sandal]

Watching it on prime

[cerulean sky]

Yes 7-3

[round escarp]

how is prime behind for me

[fiery loom]

prime is behind watch on twitch

[dense sandal]

Ooooo

[pseudo glade]

We cant tackle bro

[dense sandal]

Yesss s Layton

[dusky spear]

W

[lunar ibex]

let gooooo

[hollow vortex]

Lol Slayton was that a fumble?

[obsidian elm]

brotherrrrr

[dusky spear]

nearly fumbled lol

[mystic shale]

He almost fumbled that lol

[misty igloo]

W

[stiff ocean]

Bro almost fumbled

[round escarp]

genuinely makes no sense lmao

[formal temple]

Slayton had a td bruhh

[slow prairie]

Jones can not lead a throw though

[topaz vault]

I'd laugh

[dense sandal]

I got timed out for saying “Did he”

[fiery loom]

i dont get it either i had to switch

[cosmic robin]

Imagine if they fumbled.

[dense sandal]

Oooo

[stiff ocean]

OMG

[dusky spear]

WWWW

[buoyant sleet]

I’m calling it bills giants SB rematch

[dense sandal]

Jj my

[obsidian elm]

Flag nyg

[hollow vortex]

LOL He stepped out

[slow prairie]

oh no

lol

[wicked briar]

lmaoo

[dusky spear]

L Flag

[stiff ocean]

BRUH ITS ON TJE GIANTS

[dense sandal]

Damn that’s going back

[mortal scaffold]

Take a shot everytime there’s a flag

[wicked briar]

so many flags

[fiery loom]

omfg

[boreal ore]

here comes the crybaby giants fans blaming refs

here comes the crybaby giants fans blaming refs here comes the crybaby giants fans blaming refs

[round escarp]

do they atleast have the prime vision feed?

[boreal ore]

here comes the crybaby giants fans blaming refs

[topaz vault]

What a throw

[obsidian elm]

ez

[dense sandal]

REFS

[buoyant sleet]

L refs

[misty igloo]

Nice

[mystic shale]

YEAHHHHH

W REFS

[hasty nest]

Dog why does the giants coach look like an older version of the dude from dude perfect

[boreal ore]

here comes the crybaby giants fans blaming refs

[dense sandal]

L refs

[boreal ore]

W REF

[hollow vortex]

Illegal shift smh can't do that

[fiery loom]

maybe i didnt check i just went to twitch

[formal temple]

L ref

[boreal ore]

GOOD CALL BTW

[mystic shale]

YO NFL THANKS FOR BRINGING IN BAD REFS EVERY YEAR

[dusky spear]

can’t do that man

[boreal ore]

GOOD CALL

[slow prairie]

NFL ref rules, 2 players wiggled their toes at the same time 10 yard penalty Automatic 4th down!

[mystic shale]

LITERALLY EVERY CREW IS TRASH

[boreal ore]

GOOD CALL, IF YOU KNOW BALL

[dense sandal]

Horrible call

[pseudo glade]

YOU CANT DO THAT

[formal temple]

Wrd

[tacit saddle]

really sad how cowboys had to pay the refs off :(

[topaz vault]

cmon man you cant have 2 people moving at the same time

[shut fractal]

That’s a dumb call lmfao

[wheat notch]

almost

[hasty nest]

Wait what was the call

[dense sandal]

Illegal mogging

[mystic shale]

Illegal shift

[topaz vault]

illegal shift

[pseudo glade]

Giants suck and I love it

[slow prairie]

2 players moved at the same time

[hasty nest]

Dog 😭

[cerulean sky]

Throw it to Nabers you fraud

[gleaming totem]

Solid play

[pseudo glade]

SIT DOWN

[dense sandal]

Run Danny 🔥

[slow prairie]

the giants are the only team that cant exploit the bad run D of the Cowboys

[obsidian elm]

Parsons no no no

[hasty nest]

How many yards is illegal mogging 😭

[pseudo glade]

3rd & 9

[gleaming totem]

5

[hollow vortex]

Nabers has dropped the ball, Wandale hasn't

[fiery loom]

the entire field

[atomic moat]

Cowboys cheating but Danny Dimes will save America. His ethereal spirit will walk down the gold stairs from Heaven and bless his soon to-be immortal body. Following this prophetic event, Danny Dimes will end the game with 789 yards.

[mystic shale]

Parsons NOOOOOO

[dense sandal]

15

[gleaming totem]

Parsons down

[fossil oasis]

Oh dear

[hasty nest]

Wth happened to parsons

[stiff ocean]

Parsons noooo

[topaz vault]

oh boy.

[formal temple]

Damn

[hollow vortex]

Parsons concussion protocol

[boreal ore]

oh no

[fiery loom]

oh damn

[hasty nest]

No bruh

[cerulean sky]

Oh no

[lunar ibex]

they better make this play count

[split onyx]

Damn

[pseudo glade]

NO

[atomic moat]

Yup Danny Dimes just caused that. Don't mess with Daniel Jones.

[hasty nest]

😭

[dapper bone]

danm I love the giants buty I still respect my penn state boys

[obsidian elm]

oh ok it wasnt that bad

[stiff ocean]

Official said you need to get checked out

[formal temple]

Parsons won’t be on the team next szn cause yall have 0 cap

[hollow vortex]

Hope Parsons is okay, maybe just precaution

[mystic shale]

4TH DOWN

LOL

[boreal ore]

LOL NABERS SO GOOD BRO

[slow prairie]

Josh Allen has claimed Souls the past few years with collisions

[boreal ore]

LOL NABERS SO GOOD BRO

[solemn sparrow]

advanced plays by king daniel

[boreal ore]

LOL NABERS SO GOOD BRO

[pseudo glade]

LMAO

Giants are so bad

[stiff ocean]

He’s only a rookie bro

[dense sandal]

Spam, mods ban him please

[mystic shale]

🥱

[obsidian elm]

Overshown a dawg man

[fiery loom]

bad snap on that kick...yikes

[shut fractal]

If Daniel jones throws a better ball that’s a first down

[boreal ore]

you're soft but it's okay

[tiny spindle]

Daniel Jones is easily a top 75 QB this season

[hasty nest]

Yo dude that Bucky irving guy on the bucs is nuts

[tacit saddle]

refs carrying cowboys its sad

[boreal ore]

daniel jones might be a top 100 qb this year, top 1000 all time

[hushed frigate]

he’s definitely a quarterback

[stiff ocean]

Picked him up in fanasty

[misty igloo]

Fr

[dusky spear]

SCORE:
Cowboys - 7 Giants - 6

[topaz vault]

one of the qbs in the nfl

[hollow vortex]

He said it twice, We'll watch for real spam don't worry

[tulip dagger]

Cowgirls paid off the refs

[dense sandal]

I’m an eagles fan bro, I’m not soft !

[tiny spindle]

Definitely 🙌

[cerulean sky]

Daniel Jones is certainly the NFL QB of all time

[atomic moat]

Daniel Jones will save all the Giants fans in the rapture. All Cowboys fans will be sentenced to enternal damnation by our glorious QB Daniel Jones. No flag, no ref, no bad play can stop him.

[mystic shale]

Nah ur team just sucks frfr

[dense sandal]

Bro?

[hasty nest]

bro destroyed his city the other day with the other eagles fans 😭

[hollow vortex]

Yes?

[tidal arrow]

yo guys hi

[tulip dagger]

Yall boutta lose

[wicked briar]

I don't even live in philly lmao

[stiff ocean]

Bro I should’ve started wandale

[hollow vortex]

Hey you

[dense sandal]

Just wanted to bro you

[mystic shale]

Wdyw

[hollow vortex]

Bro 💀

[iron knot]

Cowboy fans in here really aggressive. I'd be panicking too if this is the best they can do against the giants 🤣

[pseudo glade]

Giants suck

[mystic shale]

YEAHHHHHHHH HERE WE GOOOOO

[wicked briar]

fraud why

[dense sandal]

Lmao

[hasty nest]

If I ever met Shaq I’d cry

[wicked briar]

smh fraud

[dense sandal]

Parsons on concussion proton

[dusky spear]

Proton

[fiery loom]

man parsons got rocked, i hope hes alright

[hollow vortex]

Yerp

[fickle wind]

I see

[atomic moat]

Daniel Jones runs the league. All the refs calling against the Giants will be fired and sent down to the boiler room of Hell (By Daniel Jones, I am simply prophesizing this.)

[wicked briar]

That looks so weird lol

[fickle wind]

giants are injuring people again

[dusky spear]

W graphic

[tacit saddle]

that was parsons fault lol

[iron knot]

These refs don't seem v good

[hasty nest]

Damn this graphic is nuts bro

[dense sandal]

Lmao the song choice for this 😭

[pseudo glade]

Wtf is this

[hasty nest]

Wth 😭

[wicked briar]

interesting.

[royal badger]

the refs love dak shitscott

[obsidian elm]

Lol

[dense sandal]

Best graphic of 2024🔥

[hasty nest]

Called the Defense a train wreck dude oh my 😭

[iron knot]

Lmao the train

[tulip dagger]

Parsons just stinks

[pseudo glade]

💀💀💀

[wicked briar]

that was interesting

[pseudo glade]

L take

[cosmic robin]

That's you. 🙃

[atomic moat]

I understand that your weak Cowgirls cannot stand a simple tackle from the glorious messaiah Daniel Jones. Quit being babies and you'll be fine. Weak.

[stiff ocean]

SpongeBob: "Hey Patrick what am I now?"
SpongeBob shaped like Texas
Patrick: "idk stupid?"

[topaz vault]

parsons been a ghost these past few weeks

[wicked briar]

no confirmation of parson status

[pliant acorn]

the train segment is vile

[wicked briar]

i think

[hasty nest]

Nah fr

[weak flume]

lmfaooo

[obsidian elm]

The heck was that

[solemn sparrow]

train crash lol

[dense sandal]

It was facts tho 🤷🏼‍♂️

[weak flume]

doggin on the cowgirls so hard 😭

[pseudo glade]

Wtf was that play

[fossil oasis]

A read play, apparently?

[topaz vault]

nice read option lol

[dapper bone]

Its a reference to what micah parsons tried to do at penn state (if you know you know)

[dusky spear]

W TACKLE

[hollow vortex]

Bad read by Dakota lol

[boreal ore]

go for this

[obsidian elm]

ion even know 😭

[fossil oasis]

Oh absolutely

[dense sandal]

Come on dak! I need 35 pts from you, but need y’all to loose!

[pseudo glade]

HE GOT IT

WTH

[boreal ore]

go for this cmon

[pseudo glade]

HE GOT IT

[topaz vault]

oh shoot

[atomic moat]

Dak Shitscott sent to the ground by the unending horde of drones following Daniel Jones.

[hollow vortex]

No

[wicked briar]

ope

[dense sandal]

They got it

[tulip dagger]

Daniel better than dak idk how he got 60m

[stiff ocean]

L spammer

[pseudo glade]

FIRST DOWNNN

[hollow vortex]

Oh you meant Fullback? Yeah

[obsidian elm]

Ayyyyy

[boreal ore]

WW

[cerulean sky]

What happened giants fans 😂

[fossil oasis]

Glory to the Fullback

[boreal ore]

JONES COULD NEVER

[stiff ocean]

Rare footage of a fullback

[dense sandal]

Lmak bro just got timed out

[hasty nest]

We need some more TE recognition

[fickle wind]

uh

[boreal ore]

CEEDEE

[boreal ore]

CEE DEE

[stiff ocean]

Uh

[fickle wind]

not watching the game, what happened

[obsidian elm]

LAMBBB

[hollow vortex]

CEEEEEDEEEEE

[cerulean sky]

CEEDEE

[dusky spear]

LLLL

[dense sandal]

TF

[tidal arrow]

Gotta hide myself

[obsidian elm]

CEE DEEEEEEE!!

[stiff ocean]

😭

[pseudo glade]

CEEDEEEEEE

[hushed frigate]

CEEDDEEE WOOOOOO

[fossil oasis]

That was...

[gleaming totem]

Banks is garbage

[pseudo glade]

TOUCHDOWNNNNNN

[frigid copper]

CEEDEE TD

[slow prairie]

CeeDee is so good

[wicked briar]

flag

[hollow vortex]

Flag? Cmon

[stiff ocean]

Flag

[fossil oasis]

Something resembling a defense

[dense sandal]

Flag!!

[hasty nest]

NO FLAG GET OUTTA HERE REF

[mossy sapphire]

WERE SO BACK COWBROS

[hushed frigate]

NO FLAG NOOO

[dense sandal]

Ysssir flag

[cosmic robin]

There should be a NFL flag sticker.

[topaz vault]

Banks gave up on that

[stiff ocean]

After the score

[pseudo glade]

If it goes back I stfg

[tulip dagger]

Good thing I had that parlayed with giants ML

[wicked briar]

huh?

[tiny spindle]

Chucked the ball at em?

[obsidian elm]

NO FLAG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (maybe?)

[hollow vortex]

Taunting 💀

[dense sandal]

Taunting lol

[stiff ocean]

💀

[obsidian elm]

Bro what

[smoky karma]

Crazy

[hasty nest]

bro

[stiff ocean]

These refs are so soft

[atomic moat]

Notice how when the second coming of Christ isn't on the field, Dallas gets their breaks. Count your days when Danny Dimes returns.

[half slate]

taunting 😭

[hasty nest]

Ok now im confused

[dense sandal]

Ceedee bout to get ejected 😭🔥

[pseudo glade]

HOW IS THAT TAUNTING

[dapper bone]

W refs

[obsidian elm]

Taunting is crazy

[hasty nest]

Is this a td or no

[cosmic robin]

We can't celebrate getting a touchdown, y'all.

[mystic shale]

AHAHAHAHHAHA CEEDEE COOKING THESE TRASH CBS

[smoky karma]

WHOOOOOOOO

[stiff ocean]

Fr

[rancid mural]

Giants safety bro 😭

[pseudo glade]

….

[stiff ocean]

We can’t

[pseudo glade]

Wow

[fossil oasis]

What do you think NFL stands for?

[boreal ore]

NABERS COULD NEVER

[pseudo glade]

That is a bad call

[stiff ocean]

That’s not taunting

[half bobcat]

These refs are getting that bag from Jerry jones

[mystic shale]

FG

[upper ivy]

Belt ta ass

[boreal ore]

NABERS COULD NEVER DO THAT

[sick sonnet]

giants blow

[stiff ocean]

These refs are trash

[mystic shale]

DAYUM 48Yd extra point wtf

[hollow vortex]

Flipped the ball toward a defender, that's taunting unfortunately

[pseudo glade]

Giants fans are silent lmfao

[cerulean sky]

Giants fans what happened 😂

[wheat notch]

ref ball

[stiff ocean]

Ong

[boreal ore]

yo where's all the giants fans and eagle fans?

[upper ivy]

Soft ball

[boreal ore]

cry

[stiff ocean]

Fr

[pseudo glade]

Cry harder

[royal badger]

dude these refs are horrible what was that taunting flag on ceedee LOL

[tulip dagger]

Still got hella time🤫

[fossil oasis]

Yeah if we're gonna have stuff like that, just fine 'em

[royal badger]

like the refs are so bad

[mystic shale]

Even an NFL mod talks bad about the NFL refs

[royal badger]

dude he flexed and got called for taunting

[fickle wind]

did he taunt

[royal badger]

no

[stiff ocean]

Hold up flag on the play 32 flags on the field

[cerulean sky]

No fun league

[royal badger]

all the dude did was flex

[fickle wind]

no fun league

[obsidian elm]

He.. He.. He LOOKED AT SOMEONE

[wheat notch]

Why is the taunting rule still a thing?

Get rid of it @wheat notch

[stiff ocean]

Ong

[iron knot]

15 yd penalty on pat is wild, what a useless penalty 😂

[slow prairie]

welcome to the club, Allen spun a ball for a taunting call

[rain ruin]

wth are the refs doing

[royal badger]

no clue

[tiny spindle]

Did he not chuck the ball at them?

[wheat notch]

dude how am i crying im saying its ref ball for both teams 😂

[fickle wind]

man f**k taunting rules

[royal badger]

they called a face mask on us

[tulip dagger]

He flipped the ball towards a defender, which is unfortunately taunting

[royal badger]

for getting face masked

[stiff ocean]

Ceedee with 20.5 fanasty points rn

[waxen sorrel]

If that was taunting, I could imagine these refs reacting to Halo and CoD attitudes. More flags than the UN in that case.

[solemn sparrow]

rule #1 dont look at a giants player. we ugly.

[stiff ocean]

LMAO

[cosmic robin]

Imagine the NFL Referees being an actual team.

With their own division.

[tulip dagger]

He flipped the ball towards a defender, which is unfortunately taunting

[fickle wind]

see what happens when the cowboys use ceedee lamb

[rain ruin]

has to be one of the worsted calls in history

[royal badger]

refs already ruined this game

[wintry pawn]

Ceedee DQ?

[stiff ocean]

Worsted

[wheat notch]

cowboy fans are delusional holy

[tulip dagger]

He flipped the ball towards a defender, which is unfortunately taunting

[hollow vortex]

Yep

[stiff ocean]

Fr

[upper ivy]

Soft

[wintry pawn]

LMAO

[dense sandal]

W eagles fan

[trim crescent]

The Giants might go another 10 years without beating the Cowboys at this rate

[stiff ocean]

Imagine if refs weren’t biased

[cerulean sky]

These refs are actually unreal

[rain ruin]

*worst lol

[shut fractal]

Who scored

[waxen sorrel]

In fairness, it's a day ending in Y... Yeah I said it.

[stiff ocean]

Ceedee

[boreal ore]

no one talking about flags on the cowboys, only cry when it's on the giants

[steel knot]

CD

[dense sandal]

Just wait Danny is preparing to cook

[shut fractal]

Came back from taking a dump

[wintry pawn]

ceedee then he got disqualified

[dense sandal]

Taking one rn

[atomic moat]

The refs will realize at the end of the game that they will not be raptured to the Heavens by Danny Dimes if the Giants fail to win. A late Giants win will pull through. 500 yard TD pass incoming.

[stiff ocean]

I don’t know

[shut fractal]

I believed you until I saw you’re a packers fan

[wintry pawn]

hehe

[mystic shale]

NAH WHAT

[shut fractal]

Proof?

[boreal ore]

so refs still helping the giants right? foh

[pseudo glade]

Damn it

Down by contact

[wheat notch]

fumble or what

ahh

[steel knot]

Devin Single is so slow

[fossil oasis]

Just stop giving it to Singletary

[slow prairie]

why is Devin so slow man

[mystic shale]

Singletary injured maybe

[pseudo glade]

Yeah

[steel knot]

He is so slow

[shut fractal]

It wiggled idk

[waxen sorrel]

At least the refs are good in the NHL... Wait, no... The AFL? No... The NRL? Not there either... Not in cricket either.

Refs and umpires suck everywhere is my thought.

[slow prairie]

down by contact

[pseudo glade]

OH

IDK

[hollow vortex]

Not a fumble

[hasty nest]

Alr I missed a few plays what happened

[mystic shale]

BOOOOO REFS

[hollow vortex]

He had his knee down

[stiff ocean]

Yeah he’s down

[fossil oasis]

I think it's too close

[stiff ocean]

Uh oh

[wheat notch]

hes down

lol

[obsidian elm]

Not a fumble unfortunately

[dense sandal]

“Deen, what do you see”

[pseudo glade]

WHY ARE WE CHALLENGING IT

[fossil oasis]

This ain't getting overturned

[boreal ore]

that's a fumble but i'm not gonna cry bout the refs like the giants would

[mystic shale]

CHALLENGE

[stiff ocean]

He’s hurt

[hollow vortex]

Oh no is he injured? Please no I don't have anymore runningbacks

[wintry pawn]

thought you said stinky and I would have taken offence

[stiff ocean]

Rip

[royal badger]

rips his knees

[obsidian elm]

Challange? Really Bruh

[dense sandal]

Pick up cmc he a low key rb that’s gonna pop off 💯

[topaz vault]

waste of a challenge

[hushed frigate]

kansas city has 137 penalties since 2018 (mahomes era) more than any other nfl team edit i can’t read, they had 137 in 2018

[pseudo glade]

He’s down bro

Why would you challenge that

[mystic shale]

LMAO

[tiny spindle]

Packers fans are pretty cool

[fickle wind]

hey maybe officials are good in NBA… nope. MLB… nope.

[obsidian elm]

Mike McCarthy Thats why

[wintry pawn]

I agree!

[dense sandal]

Don’t worry refs are gonna overturn it 💯💯

[slow prairie]

I hate to see Devin get hurt, he was the great for Buffalo

[waxen sorrel]

We'll get to the bottom of it...

[fickle wind]

id put n4sc4r in that but idk if I’d get a timeout for that

heard you can’t say n4sc4r in here

[hasty nest]

Yea I mess with packers people

They’re not mean

Unlike eagles

[fickle wind]

is Devin ok?

[wintry pawn]

how am I suposed to hate the 49ers when you're here being all nice grrrr

[dense sandal]

Can’t say did. Dy either lol

[mystic shale]

I mean it is people in a review booth but atp the refs might just be like Nah We Don’t GAF here is da fumble

[wintry pawn]

[fickle wind]

I got a timeout for that

[topaz pike]

It’s Joever

[hollow vortex]

MARIO

[dense sandal]

Same

[hollow vortex]

There we go, knee down

🔥

[stiff ocean]

It’s all fun and games until Mike Gesicki and Zach Ertz are top 10 tight ends in fanasty rn

[simple egret]

AMERICAS TEAM BABY

[dense sandal]

Stands!

[atomic moat]

Ruling stands. Bye bye Dallas! Daniel Jones will save America!

[pseudo glade]

Such a waste of s challenge

[hasty nest]

Wait is he

[boreal ore]

giants how does it feel to be 1-3

[hollow vortex]

Yay Parsons is okay

[boreal ore]

giants first team this week to be 1-3 congratulations

[dense sandal]

I love giseki bro he’s so funny

[mystic shale]

Parsons is back W

[hushed frigate]

they have the 6th most since 2018 with 659* i cannot read

[slim owl]

Bro that wasn’t a fumble (I need Daniel jones yards)

[topaz vault]

of course it stands, dumb challenge

[stiff ocean]

LMAO

[boreal ore]

LMAO

[stiff ocean]

What was that

[dense sandal]

Almost int

[obsidian elm]

STRAPPED

[mystic shale]

LOL LLL

[hasty nest]

Carter my man you’re so cooked

[boreal ore]

NAHHHHH DANIEL JONES IS THE GOAT LOL

[shut fractal]

Danny dimes goes deep!🔥

[stiff ocean]

Picked him up in. Fanasty

[pseudo glade]

Ok that should’ve been FPI

[fossil oasis]

How do you not pick that off

[boreal ore]

NAHHHHH DANIEL JONES IS THE GOAT LMAOOO

[mystic shale]

DAMN IT DIGGS GET ME THE PICK BRO

[pseudo glade]

DPI

[cerulean sky]

Wow imagine if Daniel jones was a good qb

[boreal ore]

NAHHHHH DANIEL JONES IS THE GOAT LOL

[pseudo glade]

Ehhhhhh

[toxic lantern]

Wow Nabers would be putting monster stats with a better qb

[slim owl]

Bruh

[dense sandal]

Too high of a throw Danny dimes

[topaz vault]

throwing into double coverage lol

[pseudo glade]

Not PI

[cosmic robin]

Surprised they didn't catch that.

[shut fractal]

Jesus diggs got burnt

[hasty nest]

Not when Josh Allen and Bo Nix are around

[pseudo glade]

Damn it

[broken swallow]

Ceedee going off for me in fantasy

[atomic moat]

Daniel Jones.

[hollow vortex]

There you go Nabers

[rancid mural]

Leek

[cerulean sky]

I wish Herbert had Nabers

[wintry pawn]

I want a hot dog

[cloud radish]

whoever was on that comeback route was ridiculously open and Jones threw the deep ball in double coverage

[hollow vortex]

Is the Giants crowd saying "Berrrrrrrrrrs" Or something? They gotta change that, it sounds like a boo lmao as bad as Steelers fans saying "Muuuuuuth"

[boreal ore]

holy

[mystic shale]

HE GOT FLIPPED

[boreal ore]

WWE

[hasty nest]

Wait bruh who even are your receivers 😭

[dense sandal]

Flag

[pseudo glade]

DDT

[boreal ore]

DID BRO JUST RKO HIM?

[topaz vault]

nabers is just trashing booth

[rancid mural]

I think it’s LEEEK

[dense sandal]

Where is the personal foul flag!?

[hollow vortex]

Hmm Ima have to listen again and see if I hear that

[prime meadow]

Cry

[pseudo glade]

Are you dumb

[cerulean sky]

Quentin Johnston, Ladd mcconkey and a couple uber drivers

[dense sandal]

No I’m george

[prime meadow]

He is, he’s an eagles fan

[chilly torrent]

bro on the giants got bodyslammed

[hasty nest]

Ohh yeaa

What weeks broncos see you?

[hollow vortex]

Neck Injury? Hmm well good thing he seems good

[pseudo glade]

Cringe

[dense sandal]

What a catch Wth

[cerulean sky]

I think in three weeks, we play kc next, then a bye then Denver I believe

[mystic shale]

4th down

[pseudo glade]

WTH

HE WASNT THAT CLOSE

[prime meadow]

4th down

[stiff ocean]

Man the giants should start Daniel Jones 😊

[pseudo glade]

WHAT IS THAT SPOT

[hasty nest]

Dude we need to collectively beat the chiefs.

[obsidian elm]

4th down!

[mystic shale]

STOP EM LINE

[topaz vault]

gotta go for it

[hollow vortex]

Forward progress

[prime meadow]

Going for it

[dense sandal]

Run defense 💩

[dapper bone]

you should challenge..... oh wait

[boreal ore]

wow

[obsidian elm]

Aint no way

[prisma parrot]

These refs hate the giants I think

[plush crest]

DEVINNNN

[boreal ore]

dallas can not tackle

[hollow vortex]

Let's go Singletary

[atomic moat]

DIMES.

[dense sandal]

Called it 😭😂

[pseudo glade]

……

[chilly torrent]

what is wrong with our rush defense

[shut fractal]

Still can’t tackle

[fossil oasis]

How in the world did that convert

[pseudo glade]

We cannot tackle

[slow prairie]

Devin, thats a classic break tackle for him

[atomic moat]

DANIEL JONES. THE MESSAIAH.

[prime meadow]

what a play by Singletary

[hollow vortex]

Singlecarry with the magic

[slow prairie]

dude always breaks the first tackle

[fossil oasis]

Apparently so

[boreal ore]

how did he not tackle that

[topaz vault]

sheesh dallas's run def might be worse than washingtons

[atomic moat]

Go go, let's go Daniel Jones!

[cerulean sky]

I agree. Their reign needs to be ended

[prime meadow]

our safeties mid

[dense sandal]

I’m struggling in the bathroom rn 💩😔🥲

[royal badger]

wind knocked out of him

he fine

[prime meadow]

LETS GO COWBOYS

[pseudo glade]

Ouch

[chilly torrent]

what was that flying tackle

[hollow vortex]

Overshown faceplant lol

[hasty nest]

We need a raiders fan bruh I haven’t seen one. You’re the first chargers 😭

[hollow vortex]

Glad he seems okay

[pliant acorn]

man this game is a dud but i knew exactly what i was signing up for

[stiff ocean]

Tiki barber mentioned

[topaz pike]

Giants never fail to make every game open heart surgery

[hasty nest]

Fr

[prime meadow]

35-14 cowboys

[pseudo glade]

CAN WE NOT FCKING TACKLE

[chilly torrent]

i hate it here, another 1st down

[pseudo glade]

WTF WE DOING

[dense sandal]

Are there any eagles fans here? Haven’t seen any lately

[hollow vortex]

Love a screenpass to my runningback, that's free PPR points BAYBEE

[hasty nest]

All the chiefs fans need to be banned rn

[prime meadow]

bypass

[cerulean sky]

😂 I’ve seen a few raiders fans here and there but they’re not too common

[dapper bone]

sadly not a Plaxico mention he was elite

[wheat notch]

I don’t consent

[hasty nest]

Dog they’re so rare

[prime meadow]

relax we are tanning

[latent bough]

can jones throw an int already

[wicked briar]

i been here

[atomic moat]

Danny Dimes 521 yard TD pass. Its already over for Dallas.

[slow prairie]

I love Devin man, I dont miss him on the Bills but I love him 🙂

[pseudo glade]

FINALLY

[dense sandal]

Tanning in Cancun

[hasty nest]

I miss him

That little man

I want him back

[prime meadow]

I love tanning

[cerulean sky]

Fr, but I guess I wouldn’t be out much after getting blown out by Carolina lol

[slow prairie]

how could you possible miss him when we have James cook

[dense sandal]

TD incoming I feel it

[stiff ocean]

James cook will no longer cook they said

[prime meadow]

no

[hasty nest]

Dog 😭

[shut fractal]

James cook carried my fantasy team

[fossil oasis]

Dallas

Guys

[pseudo glade]

Uhhh WHAT

[atomic moat]

YUP. Daniel Jones has saved America.

[obsidian elm]

Snap Imminent????

[hasty nest]

Well. He was a bill ok

[pseudo glade]

Oh

[stiff ocean]

That’s a weird penalty

[fossil oasis]

Y'all've got 6 penalties already

[wicked briar]

what was the pentalty? I dont have sound on

[pseudo glade]

Also how is that not a free play

[obsidian elm]

and u got six toes

[pseudo glade]

Short

[fossil oasis]

Actually I have 5 on each foot :)

[dense sandal]

Imminent snap 12 man?

[wicked briar]

thanks

[stiff ocean]

And you got 6 chromosomes

[obsidian elm]

[wooden cargo]

Let’s go GGGGGGMEN

[dense sandal]

I hope y’all go 17-0

[atomic moat]

DANIEL JONES!

[slow prairie]

lol

[tacit saddle]

DANNYYYYYY

[atomic moat]

LETS GO DANNY DIMES

[shut fractal]

Lol

[stiff ocean]

Thank you

[fossil oasis]

Wide open lane btw

[atomic moat]

DANNY DIMES HAS WON THE SUPERBOWL

[dense sandal]

Talk TUA?

[wooden cargo]

Last words before Dak Prescott throws INT #10
⬇️

[hasty nest]

This is not the superbowl man this is week 4 😭

[dapper bone]

Danny is diming up this game

[shut fractal]

???

[dense sandal]

Fumbel

[stiff ocean]

That’s not a catch

[wicked briar]

flag also

[weak lantern]

Wtf

[mystic shale]

FUMBLE

[cerulean sky]

That looked incomplete

[stiff ocean]

Not a catch

[pseudo glade]

Wait wtf

[shut fractal]

He didn’t have possession did he

[stiff ocean]

Calling it

[pseudo glade]

That is not a catch

[stiff ocean]

Dropped

[dense sandal]

Flag

[pseudo glade]

Flag on who tho

[topaz pike]

Daniel jones did something!

[pseudo glade]

Who is the flag on

[weak flower]

Giants poverty

[dense sandal]

Cowboys

[pseudo glade]

LMAO

[dense sandal]

Holding

[shut fractal]

This game is embarrassing

[cosmic robin]

LMAO

[stiff ocean]

Flag on the giants

[slow prairie]

did I just hear the announcer laugh?

[dense sandal]

Offense down field

[stiff ocean]

This ball game is so bad it’s actually funny

[fossil oasis]

I feel like that perfectly epitomizes this game

[dapper bone]

can both the giants and cowboys suck

[pseudo glade]

Classic Cowboys Giants game

[cerulean sky]

Man that’s close

[wary summit]

😂

[arctic whale]

Bro what is this game 💀

[stiff ocean]

Bro he was lost downfield

[hollow vortex]

💀

[atomic moat]

A dime from Danny and he fumbles. Daniel Jones will not be kind to him.

[dense sandal]

Cowboys offense isn’t doing bad at all tonight, HOWEVER the defense is 💩💩

[wheat notch]

how we feeling cowboys and giants fans?

[shut fractal]

Jesus

[atomic moat]

Go go, let's go Daniel Jones!

Daniel Jones.

[wheat notch]

this has been a intresting game so far

[cerulean sky]

Dude can these refs eff off

[stiff ocean]

Put me in coach

[weak lantern]

Refs want TV time

[stiff ocean]

Let me ref

[fossil oasis]

Okay no flag thank christ

[slow prairie]

Refs making it all them right now

[dense sandal]

June 14th 😭😭

[wheat notch]

bro seriously just let them play

😭

[stiff ocean]

The refs win the game

[hushed frigate]

me watching chiefs games

[wheat notch]

same

[dapper bone]

neither team can stop getting penatlized my god

[sick sonnet]

I love the refs

[slow prairie]

Giant Oline does not want to run block lol

[topaz pike]

This game is horrific lol

[pliant acorn]

just cringed with the flag day

[dapper bone]

a movable force against a stoppable object

[stiff ocean]

Even after they screwed you over in the cowboys game?

[dapper bone]

witch can suck more

both teams deserve a loss

[hollow vortex]

@shut fractal Let's not joke about that

[topaz pike]

A true midoff

[wild rune]

WHY AM I ALWAYS CARRYING

[atomic moat]

Fake Giants fan. You will not be granted entry into Agartha by Danny Dimes. Go migrate to Dallas.

[wild rune]

SAVE MY TEAM BRO

[unreal crane]

i was taking a dump what did i miss

[hushed frigate]

can you tell singletary to get a touchdown

[dusky spear]

Daniel jones masterclass

[topaz pike]

Cringe ball

[wild rune]

yes no problem

[dapper bone]

everyone but danny dimes obviously

[stiff ocean]

Optimus on prime

[thorn mural]

rip ur inbox, dude

[dense sandal]

15x flags

[wild rune]

..

[hushed frigate]

thank you it’s for my fantasy

[tacit saddle]

daniel jones lead us

[wild rune]

oh then you're gonna lose but its okay

[round escarp]

He said let them come

[placid robin]

Daniel Jones fall off 🔥

[thorn mural]

It starts with C and ends with cowboys

[pliant acorn]

they should put this game in the calm app to help people with insomnia

[hushed frigate]

he’s better than my other running backs 😭

[pseudo glade]

Ouch

[wild rune]

get me as ur wr <3

[thorn mural]

No, they won't, they are a bad team and their QB harasses women

[dense sandal]

Can I put my rb in my WR slot?

[hollow vortex]

14 Play drive is crazy\

[stiff ocean]

I want Malik Nabers on the Steelers

[mystic shale]

SLAMMED

[outer grove]

you guys should watch a real sport

[weak lantern]

Unwatchable

[waxen swallow]

ceedee is the leading leader in rushing yards for the cowboys wtf cowboys have no run game 💀

[peak shuttle]

Color me impressed the giants are giving dem boys a run for their money

[fossil oasis]

Oh my god more flags jesus christ Dallas

PLAY DISCIPLINED FOOTBALL

[pseudo glade]

Oh

My

[dense sandal]

Aaron rodgers mentioned

[pseudo glade]

God

[mystic shale]

Yo almost the entire crew threw their flag

[hollow vortex]

The longest drive in NFL history was 25 plays and 13+ minutes long

[pliant acorn]

once this drive ends im predicting a deep interception by dak

[dense sandal]

Wasn’t that by the Steelers?

[pseudo glade]

This game is actually terrible bro

[atomic moat]

Dumb Cowboys cannot fathom the concept of time. Perhaps Danny Dimes will spare them when their time comes.

[hollow vortex]

Oilers actually!

[stiff ocean]

TNF is so bad bro

[hushed frigate]

singletary better get a touchdown here

[cerulean sky]

These refs are awful dude

[fossil oasis]

Man I love TNF

[dense sandal]

Hockey? I thought you where talking about football

[fossil oasis]

Such high-quality football

[weak lantern]

Abolish TNF

[peak shuttle]

Giants have gotten better I agree but game is far from over to be saying that

[fossil oasis]

Houston Oilers, not Edmonton

[tacit saddle]

wtf are you a cowboys fan

[dense sandal]

No I have Amazon brime

[tacit saddle]

daniel jones compels you

[stiff ocean]

HELL NO

[atomic moat]

Seems you cannot fathom Daniel Jones' superiority.

[dense sandal]

Flag

[stiff ocean]

I’m a Steelers fan

Are you dumb

[pseudo glade]

Flag

[stiff ocean]

Why would I like the cowboys

[hollow vortex]

Tennessee Oilers

[pseudo glade]

Why

[fossil oasis]

Oh thank god more flags

[dense sandal]

Oh titans

[hollow vortex]

STOP WITH THE FLAGS

[peak shuttle]

I am a Jones truther brother just needed a real o-line to be good

[topaz vault]

holding?

[weak lantern]

This game will go past midnight

[mystic shale]

SACK

[pseudo glade]

This is terrible dude

[waxen sorrel]

Al Micheals is in the "I'm too old to give a toss" phase of his career, love that for him.

[stiff ocean]

Jermaine the flag merchant

[fossil oasis]

Making me patriotic and it's not even July 4th

[mystic shale]

Flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag, flag

[dapper bone]

can this drive please end

[dense sandal]

Whoever has this kicker is going crazy

[shut fractal]

No way

[fossil oasis]

HOW

[dapper bone]

why do I watch this crap

[stiff ocean]

Another flag

[dusky spear]

ANOTHER FLAG?

[pseudo glade]

ANOTHER FLAG

WHY

[mystic shale]

Nah this drive has gotta be like 8 mins

[waxen sorrel]

EXCUSE ME

[shut fractal]

Jfc

[dense sandal]

Offsides

[pseudo glade]

Bro omfg…..

[mystic shale]

FLAG

[pseudo glade]

..

[pseudo glade]

WHY WOULD YOU DECLINE THAT

[iron knot]

These refs are cooked

[weak lantern]

They gonna throw a flag during the commercial

[fossil oasis]

Tree's recap of this game is going to have a flag every damn minute

[pliant ravine]

Most boring drive I’ve ever seen

[dapper bone]

More flags just what this game needed

[fossil oasis]

4th & 8, you take the points at that point

[versed onyx]

daniel jones must be stopped

[dusky spear]

Sirianni would’ve gone for it and missed it

[atomic moat]

Unstoppable force. Count your days.

[topaz pike]

Things are happening

[cold gulch]

Kid named DeMarcus Lawrence

[royal badger]

#DANIEL.....JONES....TOUCHDOWN....INCOMING....!!!!!!!

[versed onyx]

daniel jones looks like he should be selling term life insurance

[tacit saddle]

#DANIEL.....JONES....TOUCHDOWN....INCOMING....!!!!!!!

[atomic moat]

#DANIEL.....JONES....TOUCHDOWN....INCOMING....!!!!!!!

[thorn mural]

#DANIEL.....JONES....TOUCHDOWN....INCOMING....!!!!!!!

[royal badger]

#DANIEL.....JONES....TOUCHDOWN....INCOMING....!!!!!!!

[pseudo glade]

Spammers

[topaz pike]

Daniel jones legacy drive incoming

[ember parrot]

#DANIEL.....JONES....TOUCHDOWN....INCOMING....!!!!!!!

[small timber]

This

[cold gulch]

It'll be a touchdown alright, just for the Cowboys

[tacit saddle]

lmao mad af

[atomic moat]

Go go, let's go Daniel Jones!

[thorn mural]

Lmao dude, we're showing our support for our favorite team, grow up

[hollow vortex]

Alright guys I know it's a commercial, but why don't we discuss taxes or something in the meantime

[royal badger]

#DANIEL.....JONES....TOUCHDOWN....INCOMING....!!!!!!!

[tacit saddle]

"Spammers" cowboys hate fun

[ember parrot]

#DANIEL.....JONES....TOUCHDOWN....INCOMING....!!!!!!!

[shut fractal]

This game is so unserious

[tacit saddle]

#DANIEL.....JONES....TOUCHDOWN....INCOMING....!!!!!!!

[atomic moat]

#DANIEL.....JONES....TOUCHDOWN....INCOMING....!!!!!!!

[thorn mural]

#DANIEL.....JONES....TOUCHDOWN....INCOMING....!!!!!!!

[cerulean dew]

#DANIEL.....JONES....TOUCHDOWN....INCOMING....!!!!!!!

[obsidian elm]

[cold gulch]

Giants hate winning

[runic grove]

Danny dimes beat sorry cowboys

[versed onyx]

this game is unhype

[thorn mural]

cowboys hate women over 18

[tacit saddle]

daniel jones always wins what

[tacit saddle]

facts

[pseudo glade]

Tf is that kid doing

[cold gulch]

WE LOVE MEN

[shut fractal]

That’s insane

[atomic moat]

He's right you know!

[thorn mural]

we know

[dusky spear]

Who’s we

[cold gulch]

All 53 of them for ya whoppin

[pseudo glade]

My god man this new kickoff

[tacit saddle]

ofc these cowboys fans are weirdos

[stiff ocean]

Drake is that you?

[tacit saddle]

who could've saw it coming

[atomic moat]

Finally someone sees the truth behind the Cowboys!

[tacit saddle]

daniel jones warned us

[atomic moat]

#DANIEL.....JONES....TOUCHDOWN....INCOMING....!!!!!!!

[tacit saddle]

cowboys island

[cold gulch]

Better weird and winning than normal and losing

[pseudo glade]

💿

[thorn mural]

NAHHH. Bro they gon fr COOK drake at the SuperBowl! Kendrick Finna play Not like Us, he's an 808!

[pseudo glade]

STOP SPAMMING BRO

[tacit saddle]

speak to the jones

[atomic moat]

Danny Dimes will throw another 500 yard TD pass after halftime.